I’m surprised Glenn Danzig had the clout to make a film, but I’m really not surprised it ended up like this. If you’re even vaguely into the Misfits you know this is exactly the kinda shit he’d make.
I was actually planning on watching this movie before listening to the commentary track to have my own properly formed opinion on it but it has since been removed from Shudder and I couldn't find it on any other streaming service. This video makes me believe that that was a blessing.
Grussel: I hope we don’t have any spiders- *THE ALBINO SPIDER* 😂😂😂 Also I *love* seeing James fangirl every time a WWE member cameos in a horror movie.
21:22 😃 I used to occasionally work at a grocery store register, sometimes as the person who jumps from register to register to take over and let the others go for breaks. Somehow this joyful "Yayyy!" took me back to that moment, everyone was always so happy to see the person letting you go for your breaks. 😅 Aaanyway, I really really like Misfits music and Glen Danzig's voice, HOWEVER, I can't listen to them because the lyrics ruin it. For example what the fuck does "maggots in the eye of love won't copulate" mean? "Halloween" is literally about pumpkins and dead cats. Groundbreaking. And the constant "whoooa whoooa whoooooa" sometimes the whole chorus is just that. I just can't. 😭 This movie being from Danzig isn't surprising.
If you're going to scream, scream with me, moments like this never last..... When new creature eats your face, hybrids open up the door.... Oooh baby when you cry, your face is ordinary, you hide your face behind these scars... This Hybrid moment, give me a moment!
I went to see his movie "Death Rider in the House of Vampires" back in 2021. It played for one night only and still hasn't been released anywhere else. It made Verotika look good by comparison...
This is so camp I love ittt!! Also why do I feel like James and Chelsea would be so fun as guest judges (or having a cameo) on Dragula? Universes colliding 🤞
My two favourite facts about Glenn Danzig is that his 5th solo album was released by Hollywood records (who is owned by Disney) and the fact that Tommy Victor from Prong plays in the band. I am only mentioning that second one because I love Prong and want to have a excuse to bring the band up.
james, chelsea, graessle, and a bad movie??? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before-
the thing that fucks me up about this movie is how many times i said "wow, that's actually a good shot." the cinematography and lighting are honestly fun and clever but it's swamped and smothered by the rest of the movie
I remember watching Chris Stuckmann review on his channel and boy this movie makes you want to take a shot of whiskey every time there’s bad acting and horrible writing.
There are two real eras of The Misfits: The Glenn Danzig (original) era of the early 80s and the Michael Graves (reformed) era of the late 90s. Glenn Danzig era Misfits are punk and one of the most influential punk bands of all time. Michael Graves era Misfits are metal. They sound very different, but I like them both. I probably lean more towards the metal era even though I’m not a big metal guy and I love punk. But so many people hate the 90s era Misfits.
This is like a drunk disney but horror, i'm fascinated, i'm happy, i'm filled with joy.
YES! Just missing Joel and Dave 😂
@@carlasanchezdlf that's what I was thinking 😄
@@_paigejennings_Hercules👏Hercules👏Hercules👏Hercules👏
every day i miss drunk disney
And men at sea?
The Albino Spider segment is literally just "what if Spider-Man was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-man, and instead of being a superhero, he just got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?"
the Scary Movie commentary was a fun get-together.
the Verotika commentary track was group trauma processing.
Love the new addition of Molly to the James, Chelsea, and Lucy cuddle. The whole family is there
“We just watched the second princess switch so this is an interesting double feature” 😭😭 that sentence took me out
"When did she start collecting head?!"
"Ten years ago, when the segment started"
Man do you know how long I've been waiting for this? Ooh, they about to make a name for themselves here
When they mentioned the thing about the accent coach I thought to myself “Who was their accent coach, *the minions*?”
@@polybius8571 True 😂
🎶Motherrrr, tell your children not watch my films🎶
🎶You should keep them in the dark for life!🎶
SPEND YOU LIFE IN GOOD MOVIES!
Good!
Dayum 😂😂
Incredible comment
The eye boobs were funny enough but I died at the googly eyes to censor them.
hope we get more "Thanks i hate it" level of commentary tracks like this. it was fun suffering with y'all lol
I’m surprised Glenn Danzig had the clout to make a film, but I’m really not surprised it ended up like this. If you’re even vaguely into the Misfits you know this is exactly the kinda shit he’d make.
“why is the camera like this?” “i’ll tell you why” this is so fucking funny
and why? I can't understand
@@maca76 James was implying the cameraman was busy.....with doing stuff.
@@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 ooooh got it 💀
Recording the movie with one hand 🪦
Glenn Danzig looks like if Tommy Wiseau made going to the gym and listening to 80's Metallica his entire personality.
I was actually planning on watching this movie before listening to the commentary track to have my own properly formed opinion on it but it has since been removed from Shudder and I couldn't find it on any other streaming service.
This video makes me believe that that was a blessing.
its so funny that they compare it to the room while glenn danzig looks like a death metal young multiversal variant of tommy wiseau
poor gressel. the hoping that there wouldn't be a story based on a spider, immediately followed by the albino spider title card lollll
Oh yeah!!1 We're So Back!!! Love Theses Shorter Commentaries.
Grussel: I hope we don’t have any spiders-
*THE ALBINO SPIDER*
😂😂😂
Also I *love* seeing James fangirl every time a WWE member cameos in a horror movie.
21:22 😃 I used to occasionally work at a grocery store register, sometimes as the person who jumps from register to register to take over and let the others go for breaks. Somehow this joyful "Yayyy!" took me back to that moment, everyone was always so happy to see the person letting you go for your breaks. 😅
Aaanyway, I really really like Misfits music and Glen Danzig's voice, HOWEVER, I can't listen to them because the lyrics ruin it. For example what the fuck does "maggots in the eye of love won't copulate" mean? "Halloween" is literally about pumpkins and dead cats. Groundbreaking. And the constant "whoooa whoooa whoooooa" sometimes the whole chorus is just that. I just can't. 😭 This movie being from Danzig isn't surprising.
The movie James said is the worse film he’s covered. Worse than thankskilling 3 apparently
...and also i'll always know what you did last summer
Watched the full thing with them for the Patreon track… calling it a movie is honestly generous
If you're going to scream, scream with me, moments like this never last.....
When new creature eats your face, hybrids open up the door....
Oooh baby when you cry, your face is ordinary, you hide your face behind these scars...
This Hybrid moment, give me a moment!
11:51 Chelsea laughs like Spongebob
The long-awaited in famous commentary track! 😂
Drunk disney but horror?! I LIKE IT!!! MORE COMMENTARYS PLS AND THATS CRAZY YOU HEARD OF METALOCALYPSE
Metalpocalypse? When
I missed this when it came out, but I’m just loving it now.
Also.. doing commentary tracks for movies. I frickin LOVE that. I hope that these become a regular thing!
There's a spot in the spider short where the spider... man's costume crotch blew out and they didn't bother fixing it.😅😅😅
So happy we get another one of these on TH-cam! Love the Scary Movie commentary one so much and I'm so grateful for more ❤
Thank y’all for posting so consistently. I be needing these to get through work😭
I can see why James hate that movie during "Hostel: Part 2"
Only reason I’m here
I went to see his movie "Death Rider in the House of Vampires" back in 2021. It played for one night only and still hasn't been released anywhere else. It made Verotika look good by comparison...
i watched this 3 years ago and i still regularly think about "you should've given me your face when i asked."
Glenn really missed out on the audience of monster fuckers who would be *into* the Albino Spider.
I’ve been waiting for this for a long time
I've been waiting a long time for this moment
More of this forever please
This is so camp I love ittt!! Also why do I feel like James and Chelsea would be so fun as guest judges (or having a cameo) on Dragula? Universes colliding 🤞
Really hope more commentary tracks hit TH-cam, I've enjoyed them
YAY NEW COMMENTARY TRACK!!!
It's very interesting seeing Xpac. That's cool
Make some noise!
Thank you for giving us 22 minutes of this cause I can not imagine watching this entire thing 😂
Great commentary! Chelsea is hilarious as always
Wowwwww more videos like this please!!!!
Yay with another upload im so excited and happy ❤
This was a beautiful unexpected gift
YOOOO! So happy for a new commentary track!
I enjoy listening to the commentary tracks on Patreon but I would love to see more of you guys heckling movies and shorts as well.
This video is one of the best things I’ve even seen, wow. Bye Darklings!
I loved the scary movie commentary so was happy to see yall do it again especially to this movie 😂😂😂
Love the format! More please!
oh man the group experience of watching this together back when it was put on patreon 😭😂 painful but fun
This is hilarious! Would love to see/hear commentary tracks of horrible horror movies in the future. Loved it!
Toon Lucy is actually interested in the movie while Toon Molly is just happy to be here.😂
Patrons know what they had to go through
More of this! He'll yeah!
You won't trick me into buying the patreon with your comedic and good commentary tracks!
I was just thinking about this commentary track
This makes me really wish we got the Drunk Star Wars Episode 3 episode; the vibes and commentary from you guys are always Top Tier
This movie feels like it was directed by Neil Breen iykyk 😆
The closest thing we will ever get to a KC. What a dumpster fire of a movie.
redlettermedia put me onto this lmao y’all should collab sometime!!
My two favourite facts about Glenn Danzig is that his 5th solo album was released by Hollywood records (who is owned by Disney) and the fact that Tommy Victor from Prong plays in the band.
I am only mentioning that second one because I love Prong and want to have a excuse to bring the band up.
Oh man I remember them referencing how shitty this movie was on the podcast and was dying to hear them talk about it
wow I love the new episode of drunk Disney featuring disembodies hands 😂
We love Chelsea!
I'm so excited ever since they mentioned this movie in a podcast episode calling it worse than thankskilling 3
y’all are so brave for this
6:00 "Oh look hon, no dick :/" made me fuckin' wheeze dude.
james, chelsea, graessle, and a bad movie??? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before-
December of 2021. Wow 😮 very nice 🙂. I can do with more commentary tracks 😊
✨Dead Meat doing their part to make a movie skyrocket in viewings and followers✨
i'm so glad when i watched this commentary on patreon, i was too high to remember what the hell happened in this movie
SO HYPE FOR THIS
I remember Tommy from Smosh said this was in his top 3 favorite films and now I'm wondering if he was joking or insane
the thing that fucks me up about this movie is how many times i said "wow, that's actually a good shot." the cinematography and lighting are honestly fun and clever but it's swamped and smothered by the rest of the movie
Is this going to be a regualr thing!? OMG I love this style and your commentary tracks have always been awesome!
Can you please do more of these I love them
Hope y'all got hazard pay for this, even the highlights feel like an interminable slog. Kudos to the three of you for taking this one for the team.
PLEASE post more of your old commentary tracks
I'm so glad that I got to see this (instead of the movie.) 😂
The animated James looks like the star of Smile 3: Smile 2 Part 2
This makes full moon pictures and asylum films look so much better in comparison...
LET'S GOOOO 🖤🖤🖤
I remember watching Chris Stuckmann review on his channel and boy this movie makes you want to take a shot of whiskey every time there’s bad acting and horrible writing.
Metalocalypse NEEDS a kill count
Marillaaaa!!!!
"Stop--you're dead"
*unicorn kid screech* YEEEEEESSSSSSS
Was this a Tubi production?
I have managed to snag a copy of his Western vampire follow-up and I'll say this...he improved on his second effort. A bit.
I loved everything about this! Danzig is a nut!
I only watched this commentary track. And I can't even try to stomach this movie
Go watch the OG Commentary track if you can, it is a wild ride 😂😂😂
This movie has a higher RT score than Tarot which is crazy and just sad for Tarot 😂
Yes!!! More
The budget for this movie was $1 million. 😳 😂
You gotta rank each of these shorts based on discomfort
Finally some context
Please do more of these
There are two real eras of The Misfits: The Glenn Danzig (original) era of the early 80s and the Michael Graves (reformed) era of the late 90s. Glenn Danzig era Misfits are punk and one of the most influential punk bands of all time. Michael Graves era Misfits are metal. They sound very different, but I like them both.
I probably lean more towards the metal era even though I’m not a big metal guy and I love punk. But so many people hate the 90s era Misfits.
Great info, thank you!