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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- This was recorded a long time ago when this meme was going around, but I thought it was a crap video.
The mods used were: AKM, Colt Python, M1911, RPG. Just search for them in the Nexus.
Other music:
Music: www.purple-pla...
Bugablue by Pixabay
World War Blues by Mini Vandals
Sing Swing Bada Bing by Doug Maxwell
Sound Effect from Pixabay
Outro Credits:
Nuh Na Nuh by Kevin MacLeod
Link: incompetech.fi...
License: filmmusic.io/s...
Fonts:
Beauty School Dropout II by Nick's Fonts
Budmo Jiggler by Typodermic Fonts
Images:
Laura Tancredi on Pexels for the building.
Sanaan Mazhar on Pexels for the city.
Metal texture by wildtextures.com
![Gale and Astarion being jealous and competitive - BG3 [just for fun]](/img/n.gif)
Most in-character run I've ever seen. 0 fucks given. Just you, Cazador and a glock
A one track mind for sure! Glad you enjoyed it!
@@JazzyCee Was about to ask if you'd consider doing any other runs like that, but the options are kinda limited. Guess Wyll's speedrun to Iron Throne would work, or Karlach's to kill Gortash, but they are too good-aligned to ignore all the people in need along the way
@@satinizer8021Sure, I'll put it in the ideas list. Maybe I can make something out of it. Thanks.
Maybe a Durge running to kill Orin XD
"Dude, your trauma's kind of ruined the vibe" XD
Like, trauma dumping when I'm recording?? Surely there's a better time?!
@@JazzyCee I completely agree XD Astarion, next time go have your ptsd somewhere else instead of ruining the vibe XD
Glockstarion
Haha, that's how they called him in the streets of Baldur's Gate for sure!
Go-Go Gadget: Open Carry!
My favorite episode of Inspector Gadget was def the one where he commits double homicide.
POV: You dropped a group of Americans into Baldur’s Gate to show the people the glory of the second amendment.
Therapist: American Astarion does't exist, he can't hurt you.
American Astarion:
@@JazzyCeeYankstarion: "Careful now, darlin'- ah bite~"
THAT AIN'T A YANKIE AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED@@Silburific
Omg and recreate the JFK assassination 💀😭
lore acurrate astarion
“Counterpoint 🧐, Rocket launcher 😃☝️” I feel like most dialogue in this game could be solved like this
The wizard that just got fireball mindset.
@@JazzyCee “Counterpoint 🧐, Fireball 😃☝️” is just as effective in most situations
Don't bring dialogue to a gunfight? :s
Astarion playing the secret Artificer class
And now they gave Gale a gun in an official animation...
And it all comes full circle.
7 bucks for a bit, was it worth it? Scholars are divided
Haha! It was certainly a bold strategy that will not pay off at all.
I love the voice you did for Astarion! really funny
Thank you ❤️
I could imagine Astarion saying this entire video lol
Counterpoint: Rocket Launcher. Beautiful. Mesmerizing. Life altering.
"try something else!"
astarion who has a literal gun
Dungeon Master: Your character can't use a gun!
Player: Why not!?
Dungeon Master: Because they're NOT an Artificer!
Player: But I rolled a 20!
Dungeon Master: *Angrily sighs*... Fine.
The amazing horse reference…the fact that I recognized it really shows my age.
Stoooop, you'll make me feel old too!
holy crap comedy gold
i've rewatched this video 5 times in the last 24 hours and i don't know how to feel about that
Well, if it was because you enjoyed it, then I know how that makes me feel haha!
SHART JUMPSCARE
That's so funny, I should've edited her appearance like that!
Got places to be, Cazadors to kill 😂😂😂
I'm sorry but the benny quote broke me!
Hey, if I have a chance to reference New Vegas you bet your derriere I will!
*fancy* C A S A D O R
I also think my medieval fantasy adventure is missing some freedom. The bigger caliber, the better.
Missing some freedom and some democracy!
I loved this! Too hilarious I gotta share it 😂🤣
"If only he had a gun." Hilarious. I'm so glad I stumbled on to your channel. Subbing XD
Thank you! Glad you're here!
RPGs Don't explode, they just punch holes in really hard things. Rocket launchers explode.
I don't know how serious you are being, but I will leave this here regardless: RPGs don't explode, but what they throw certainly does. The warhead ("the grenade") is designed to explode, which is what actually punches through armor and stuff. Also, RPGs are actually a type of Rocket launcher. It's that whole "Every RPG is a rocket launcher, but not every rocket launcher is an RPG."
@@JazzyCee I just meant they don't explode like missiles do. But yes, you are very correct.
ma boy, it depends on the charge of the RPG. Сharges are different: cumulative, thermobaric, fragmentation, assault.
That fallout reference was glorious, that mind flayer is totally gonna come back with memory loss and be your worst nightmare later though.
XD u right. Well well welll, if it isn't the consequences of my actions. Really should've thought that one through.
@@JazzyCee Bit of a late reply but also think it’s a funny coincidence that Cazadors are a enemy in Fallout too.
Martial Arts: Unarmed Strike triggering when you used the gun is beautiful
i've already swear i would never touch this game again
now i dont have any reason to not play it with gun
thank you stranger
Glad to help former addicts relapse!
You didn't have to leak _FF15 Pistol Tactics,_ and yet you still delivered top quality...
“Bg3 but the main cast is STRAPPED!”
Baldur's Gate 3 Abridged
NoW TRY it on honour mode
I def want to do it legit at some point as an actual speedrun. But that's far away, hopefully once the channels more stable.
Not the look at my horse song at 2:36
Subbed just because of this video alone 😂 this is amazing
Aww thanks!
Big Iron Shadowheart, Shadowheart with a big iron
The Shar Worshipper with the Big Iron on her hip!
i love this content, keep it up
Thank you! Will do
Nah man. Is not even ww1 and you already making ww3
Speedrunning the end of the world over here.
the rifle should let you selecte multiple targets and then fire at all of them
It can.
This is what happens when my dm allowed me to flavor my weapons
Honestly this made me laugh pretty hard but I truly am sorry for you that you spent 7 dollars on a skin, hope you got that money back.
Meh. I actually started playing that game for real and the devs are really.cool so I dont mind supporting their free to play game that much. It is too pricy for a skin, but they have a small player base so what can you do.
02:21 Shadowheart jumpscare!
Pov artificers in dnd
This sounds crazy
Martial arts move.... RPG!!!
Incredible work on that joke at the end, but never do that again im worried for you
I'm sorry to report that the next few videos have even worse decisions on my part.
WHAT MOD IS THIS!!!!!! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
M1911, RPG, Colt Python, AKM. Can't get you the exact names rn, but if you search for these on the Nexus you should find the right mods.
Astarigun
Sorry I didn't catch it, what was that game in the end? Is it available on steam?
Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms and yes, it's on Steam. Maybe it's stockholm syndrome, but I might do a short video on it, because it has a very satisfying thing I never saw any other idle games do.
Edit: Also, if you do play, check out the Jukebox, the songs in there are awesome!
@@JazzyCee Thank you so much!!!! Did you have to do mods to have the squid Astarion?
@@Marvelite Oh no that's a skin, that's why I said it cost me 7 bucks haha. You can get Astarion himself for free, tho, but you have to grind a bit, I believe.
It's a strangely addicting game. One day I started it out of curiosity and bam! now I have 2k hours.
@@Louves192 U right. I just passed over 100 hours, and had 5 when I made this video lol.
ehem, it's "twunk" not twink good sir
I shan't hear none of it! The only explanation for Astarion being muscular is Larian not bothering with other body types. That man was an aristocrat turned emaciated vamp, no way those abs are canon, haha.
It's definitely twink
finally someone gets it
7:18 your ass has been nuked
h yes, spend money to get a character in a game, instead of searching youtube videos lmao. The Video was very fun tho. Just the ending was a bit abrupt and would have been fun if you'd shown more :)
I did search. There were no videos with that skin that I could find. To my mind, the whole video was supposed to.just be a joke, so dragging it out didn't feel right.
I need this on console 😂
How do you get this mod?
Nexus mods. Check the other comments, I replied to one with the specific mod names too.
@@JazzyCee thank you 😊
What do the Guns Use as Bullets Anyways?
It's either magic or mind bullets.
Name of the game in the end of the video?
Idle Champions. I'll be making a video going through that game at some point. It's pretty fun!
What's the mod
It was a bunch of different ones. AKM, Colt Python, M1911, RPG, and I think those were it.
Ok it just wanted to know the mod names so I could download them
name of the mod
It was a bunch of different ones. AKM, Colt Python, M1911, RPG, and I think those were it.
😂😂😂😂
Whats the Mod
Its in the comments.