Are you accusing me of poisoning the drinks? Is that because I'm drow!? What a ridiculous stereotype about drow and poison! Well, I am poison this drink, but is not because I'm drow!
Funny you mention Portal I was actually working on a video revisiting the first game. But yeah, only Disco Elysium comes close in terms of funny to BG3 for me. That game is hilarious! Also a few New Vegas mods too.
I killed Timber in my current Honor Mode and i have a headcannon for my Tav that he felt so bad killing her, he now carries around her dead corpse and will carry her all the way to Baldur's Gate for a farewell at sea 😅😂 Loved your video btw!
Ahahahaha I did almost everything here xD but your video is hilarious 🙈 Also, your reaction to Volo's lobotomy XD I did the same! I could almost FEEL the pain ouch XD
As funny as it is in her way it shows she cares. She warns you that people are seeing your kindness as a weakness. Shar be damned she still can't help caring.
Nah that is more of Astarion and Laezel. Shadowheart likes it when you are kind to animals and save children’s lives. And also for conning people. Her approvals are kinda like almost game for anything which is why I like bringing her along.
The first time I got the astarion bite scene I let him fully kill my character on accident but I didn't know you could punch him after! I'll have to make a new save file lol
On the 'warpaint' thing; I always just fling it at the guards. I just find it hilarious (especially since I enjoy playing the Paladin class), and apparently, so does the party. 'I hope that was worth it, feck-sh*te!' Damned straight it was. 🤣 There's k*lling Absolutists, and then there's bullying 'em a little before you smite the everloving f*ck out of them.
The funny thing is, if you fail the roll, she _does_ get mad. Which tells us she's aware of the attempt - and is entirely okay with it... so long as you do it well. She probably thinks it's hilarious and is merely offended at a poor impersonation.
"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women... and throw Boo too, don't forget that!"
this game cost me 2 eyes Volo take one from Lazael and Hag take one from Astarion. Why use me to experiments when i have followers for it. Its was like use my lovely cold breth on Karlach to try cool her down :D
I love that Gale has this incredibly elaborate thing to resurrect him, when you can just use a Revivify scroll.
Talk about being needy!
His is true resurrection which is a bit different in D&D
@@Mitchlaut I’m aware, though even a scroll of Resurrection would have gotten him back before the three days you have before he goes boom.
Then you realize the notes you play spell out "dead", and the fire demon's name ends with ash.
some people think true resurrection would bring one back without the tadpole
drow experience :
explaining to others "im not that kind of drow" 80% of the time
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Must have practise that line every night
Are you accusing me of poisoning the drinks?
Is that because I'm drow!?
What a ridiculous stereotype about drow and poison!
Well, I am poison this drink, but is not because I'm drow!
Seldarine: "I'm not that kind of drow"
Loth sworn: "I'm worse than you think"
I usually just auto-select food when taking a long rest...one time the game decided to select nothing but alcohol... that was a confusing morning.
I'm surprised licking the dead spider soaked in aphrodisiac didn't make the list
I can't recall now, but that's later no? This is only act 1 stuff.
@@JazzyCee Yeah act 2 gauntlet of Shar I believe
“God I wish I was him” bro has me flabbergasted
i was DYING hahahaha
I love it when you kick the squirrel and astarion says "no! you ruined a perfectly fine meal" or something like that
The gnome getting launched is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a videogame, next to GLaDOS as a potato sarcastically berating you.
Funny you mention Portal I was actually working on a video revisiting the first game. But yeah, only Disco Elysium comes close in terms of funny to BG3 for me. That game is hilarious! Also a few New Vegas mods too.
I have yet to watch the Volo eye scene, and I shall not do it today. the audio of it is great tho :P
Completely understandable haha!
My 1st time was with over-ear headphones. It was something else.
@@powerpunchXD Oh, did I blow out your eardrums?
you get to see invisibility with it permanently
yea ngl i was nauseous for over an hour afterwards lmao
I killed Timber in my current Honor Mode and i have a headcannon for my Tav that he felt so bad killing her, he now carries around her dead corpse and will carry her all the way to Baldur's Gate for a farewell at sea 😅😂
Loved your video btw!
Thank you very much! Giving Timber a funeral at sea is the cutest thing. Make it a little viking funeral with her on a paper boat, haha.
@@JazzyCee Oh absolutely! My character is a softie at heart and his sister is tough as nails, chew you up and spit you out lol!
Please. Do. More. I've never laughed so much at this game 🤣
Your wish is my command.
Ahahahaha I did almost everything here xD but your video is hilarious 🙈
Also, your reaction to Volo's lobotomy XD I did the same! I could almost FEEL the pain ouch XD
Man's a maniac! Glad you enjoyed it!
1:19 I love how the children react to that like they’re thinking “aww man 😔”
I'm happy to know I was not the only one that decided to drink all Auntioe Ethel potions to check their effects!!!
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Tav: *is nice to anyone*
Shadowheart: 😡
Tav: *allows someone to get punched*
Also Shart: 🤣 👍
As funny as it is in her way it shows she cares. She warns you that people are seeing your kindness as a weakness. Shar be damned she still can't help caring.
Nah that is more of Astarion and Laezel. Shadowheart likes it when you are kind to animals and save children’s lives. And also for conning people. Her approvals are kinda like almost game for anything which is why I like bringing her along.
The first time I got the astarion bite scene I let him fully kill my character on accident but I didn't know you could punch him after! I'll have to make a new save file lol
Oh, you gotta do that! Love the man, but the way he plays off killing you is veeery deserving of a good one to the pretty face.
The whiplash reference amazing😭
fun fact the young bird and scratch have the same voice actor
Hard to believe that good boi and that atrocious child share the same VA. That's range right there!
On the 'warpaint' thing; I always just fling it at the guards. I just find it hilarious (especially since I enjoy playing the Paladin class), and apparently, so does the party.
'I hope that was worth it, feck-sh*te!'
Damned straight it was. 🤣 There's k*lling Absolutists, and then there's bullying 'em a little before you smite the everloving f*ck out of them.
"Ha Ha This Lava Tickles!"
I never dare to tell the spiders that I'm Lolth. Just feels like blasphemy.
Oh, that's true. I might have gotten myself into trouble with the boss woman upstairs now. Divine identity theft is no joke.
The funny thing is, if you fail the roll, she _does_ get mad. Which tells us she's aware of the attempt - and is entirely okay with it... so long as you do it well. She probably thinks it's hilarious and is merely offended at a poor impersonation.
@@Blazieth that is good to know, thanks for the info xD
“Get outta here nerd!” 😂 also where do you get that flute scene from. Been to the under dark numerous times never seen it.
It's that same quest in the video where Gale dies. One of the steps to get him back is the flute.
Pure gold
Sergeant Thrinn foot scene does it for me too.
11:20 Oh, what do we do with the drunken kobold, what do we do with the drunken kobold, what do we do with the drunken kobold, early in the morning?
Put him in the bed with the dragon's daughter! Put him in the bed with the dragon's daughter! Early in the morning!
I misread the thumbnail as '53 dumb things to do in bed'.
Nah, that's my next video.
I like telling Mattis to flip the coin 15 times in a row
Bro this is comedy gold
Thank you!
I wanna know if you can get both Ethel and Volo's eyes, since Volo gets the right while Ethel gets the left
Unfortunately not (maybe with mods?). She sees you only have one. You can get one of your companions to take her deal though.
I love this channel 😂
Aww, my heart swelled when I saw this, thank you!
ahh good ol' camera wandering 🙃
my camera always ...ALWAYS breaks on that cut scene its so fucking annoying ☠😂
outstanding
I can't with 'give em a nibble'
What flute is this at 5:35? I never saw that
It's the flute Gale gives you when he dies to get the scroll to ressurect him.
@@JazzyCee Thank you!
Throwing Boo. Is *the best*
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women... and throw Boo too, don't forget that!"
Anyone tell me what drow face that is i cant tell i wanna use it
Head 5, femme small body. Some makeup, eyeliner and lipstick with a facial scar.
why do ALL goblins sound british
Everyone in this game sounds british haha.
@JazzyCee Except for Ketheric Thorm; he has an American accent for some reason.
@@tsifirakiehl4250 that bc J.K. Simmons is an American actor, this case Voice actor.
I wonder what happens if you sell gale's pouch
I don't think anything special happens, if you can even sell it.
@@JazzyCee it would be weird if nothing happened, I'd assume gale would have some harsh words to say about selling it
this game cost me 2 eyes Volo take one from Lazael and Hag take one from Astarion. Why use me to experiments when i have followers for it. Its was like use my lovely cold breth on Karlach to try cool her down :D
Using your followers to get the eyes is definitely an evil genius move haha!
Whats that scene with the flute?
Its the Gale death thing.
6:53 Oh, it's me! 😊
What do you mean?
@@JazzyCee Oh I mean I absolutely pestered that child until he gave me the ring for free, just instinctively. 😅😂
@@kilo3989 Oh, haha, we are great minds my friend!
TELL ME HOW TO BECOME CRAB RIGHT NOW
Summon familiar and just switch to their view hahhaha. Can't become a crab yourself I don't think.
@@JazzyCee man. someone needs to make a mod that lets you wildshape into CRAB
@@liopleurodon2000 Crab rave nation rise up!
U just a silly little dude
Ayyy, you know it! Just a little guy doing little guy things.
You can throw the poop?!
You can indeed throw the poop! XD
@JazzyCee I never got the option to throw the poop.
How does fav have an exclamation point???!
Mod that tells you when a camp event is ready to be triggered. That way you don't miss them.
18:17 Judge me but I made this choice. lol
Judge you? My friend, I applaud you for being so right!