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I was disappointed when it turned out that the Alsatian provinces in the HRE (Strasbourg, Mulhouse, Sundgau) were not in fact divided into thirty different city states as they were in real life...
The cavalry is situational and only needed in low quantities.2 to flank from both sides and an army 2 units bigger than the enemy.Also cavalry becomes weaker as time goes on(because infantry becomes way stronger)so in the end it's not worth it to have it eat resources(but at this point it doesn't matter because you are massive if you contemplate the efficiency of cavalry).Bs ideas are not included,like Hordes and Polan
Ajit Adonis Manilal Min Max’s Sends nation into spiraling debt because “if I get these 12 extra monarch points in a year it justifies the 24 gold that is continuously cascading into debts” *30 years and 22 episodes later is still wondering if it’s worth taking a certain province is financially worth it in terms of manpower. *3 consecutive bad gold events later* “See this one thing I don’t like about this game” Me: for fuck sakes this the third campaign this has happened and you should know but now the game will fuck you over. Meanwhile Florry “Okay so Im about sail to China become Chinese, then Indian, then become the Mughal as France. Simultaneously burn Iberia become emperor, conquer the Far East, take loans, take everyone’s money, rocket inflation, squeeze Asia and colonizing nations with an army so large it nearly dies from attrition. 1605, ight *lights 5th cig* I’m about truce break even my mother Me: you’re fucking insane aren’t you
@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 yet I use probably more like 20-30% cavalry in my armies, and I never build more than 10 cannon regiments in a army, never ever Don't ask really why I do this, but if I ever have to choose between being historicaly accurate and being more efficient, I say fuck efficiency every damn time If only paradox would fix cav....
Yeah right. Unless you are noob, my mates were joking that I will go bankroupt in 10 years when I played Otto last time. Well they were wrong, I had a coalition smashing my country by 1452 xpppppp
@@Persh1111 Playing as the Ottomans is what taught me about coalitions in the first place, haha. Before them, I was always running out of manpower long before I could cause a coalition. I was so afraid of using loans to merc up. Ah, how I've learned...
Josephine Becker you don't your the figment of your own imagination creating a paradox causing everyone to have shared hallucinations of you. You do not exist every time you sleep you die, life is just an illusion caused by death and death doesn't exist.
@Aggressive Tubesock I was gonna say if you want jail time but the typical person to comment something like that on a TH-cam video is probably about 11 so
@@Alex-wu7ue found this command thanks to you. im tired of typing adm 9999 and then dip 9999 and then mil 9999 lmao i also edited the game so the cap is 9999 instead of just 999
Angel Dela Cruz But if you use the tech points, all points will turn back to 999. Only if you use those tech points to upgrade your tech level, you won’t waste this cheating advantage.
I was thinking i alone is excel guy lol But i use nootbook actually I have table of year monarch points per skill to spend with no looses in techs and my last calculation is world’s grain production (923 in my 1571)
Do u guys think select espionage as fourth idea is good for forming Rome before WQ? (Bazilevs included) I also have trade, administrative and influence
@@belyifonWhat is WQ? Are you talking about rome into world conquest?. If so then no. Trade and espionage arent for doing wc, atleast not in the first 6 slots. By then it should be about wrapping up as you will always be in multiple wars with smaller nations so you can take anything if you want to. Wc ideasets are: Admin Diplo Infl Relig Humanist Where you can only use humanist if youre hindu or someone with high tolerances, religious if you can utilise the CB well pre-imperialism, if youre european powerhouse you wanna do both. You just take 1 or maybe 2 mil ideas in the first 6 ideasets, generally offensive is good but a bit later on, like slots 5 or 6. Watch SiuKing wc ideas video, although its outdated you will learn how to think about it.
1-bloober type 2-development type 3-hunting achievements type 4- Nostalgic type 5-colonize type 6-Horde monarchy or republic types those r my guesses :)
@@ScreamingManiac Hahaha thats me in every game, even in the old ones. TW Empire cant run If there are many units, than my armies are aways small and strugling to cover the flanks 🤣
I remember the first time I played eu4, somebody has made a claim on my land. And I was so frustrated "what do I do? What do I do?? Oh my god how do I remove this claim?" Now remembering it, it's so silly lmao
hahaha,Chinese player here. we have our own ecosystem of EU4.The one that made me feel closer to reality was the "screen photographer", who laughed at the moment he took out his mobile phone. I think the most distinctive thing for Chinese players is that there are many "Romans" among us, in spirit. Whenever they see the fall of Constantinople, they will express anger or tears, and they will always shout "We need to hang the Governor of Venice." In other respects, there are too many Chinese players who are dissatisfied with the settings in East Asia. Some people quoted informative data to argue that MING should have more than 10,000 degrees of development in 1444. Some modders have produced "AU4", I think you can understand what I mean. I tried some mods that tried to make Asia more reasonable. They did, but Europe became extremely unreasonable: Russia usually couldn't get Siberia, and the Portuguese still had only about 30 American provinces in 1821. I think the fundamental difference lies in the huge difference between Eastern and Western cultures, so that the system designed for one player can't always understand the other. For myself, I also play games with personal emotions. I usually limit Europeans to Europe - through endless wars or diplomacy, in general to stop any colonial activity of Europeans - you Europeans can't take the gold of Native Americans and then take the lead in capitalism, if you are really good, then It is within the European continent to decide who is the manifest denisty. Sometimes due to too much uncolonized land, Timur will begin to colonize Australia, and Mamluk will begin to colonize South America. In short, I am very grateful to paradox for making such a great game. I am surprised to find so many EU4 players here. I closed the reply notification, so if you want to reply to me, I am sorry that I can't reply to you. I just talked about my experience and feelings, I hope to bring you some thoughts. The collision of thinking is the most interesting!
I'm definitely the roleplayer. I can't ever bring myself to do anything overtly ahistorical. For instance, annexing Japan as England would feel so wrong that if I did it, I'd immediately lose all interest in the playthrough and quit. I do diverge from history, but never to an unbelievable degree.
Why is that unbelievable? In 17th century everyone would think way more probable an European country conquering Japan than conquering the whole Indian subcontinent. But we do know what happend after. A-historical is not unbelievable. And many historical achievements were unbelievable some time before happenning.
@@lsf698 because stupid people don't realize that reality takes place because of what came before. So artificially not taking actions because they weren't taken in an alternate timeline, which I can guarantee was already broken in other places, is actually always historically inaccurate because if you put real people in that scenario they wouldn't think "Let's not do something that wasn't done in an alternate timeline"...
Conquering all of Japan is probably pretty logistically tough. Like maybe the Europeans could divide and conquer the clans against each other like they did the kingdoms in India but idk how plausible that is.
exact same here. Speed 5, rarely 4, and before any major action I do I create a backup in case it goes wrong. Don't have the time to redo everything, nor do I want to. Plus I'm still learning the game (250 hours).
Mohan Sandal no, I just have a disease known as ‘love of watching some polish guy on the Internet put nations in a dlc simulator game against each other’ itis
Mohan Sandal 1. it’s called a joke. 2. Yes, adults do say ‘My favourite _____ is _____’, even seriously. It’s called expression your enjoyment or love of something, or someone.
True lol. I would only compare my army limit, morale and discipline before the war which is more simple lol, and works! Edit : i did savescum sometimes, but most of the time i let it be without
You forgot about 11 type - polish. He always plays as Poland trying to destroy Germany, Teutonic Order, Pomeria and Russia, also befriending Hungary and Lithuania.
Ah shit, you got me with the last one, I once played as Hamburg without conquering shit 'till I got bored in the 1750s and decided to take over weaker nations
Then there is me, the historian, who tries to make the borders as historically accurate as possible and even sells provinces to others if it looks shit
I'll be honest: when I first tried HOI3 (my first Paradox game ever, it's complex as hell), I was unable to fight Poland as Germany, lol. That was on normal difficulty too.
Forgot: Achievement hunter (every playthrough to get an achievement) The quitter (1k hours played but never reached last year of the game) Chain saver (Doesnt play Ironman, saves the game everytime somthing positive happens, reload if negative).
I love how that Manchu player didn't form Qing until they conquered all of Eurasia. Like bro, I'm pretty sure Heaven was smiling upon you for quite a while.
While Arumba is deciding which idea to take, Florry is busy going bankrupt in the middle of a no CB war while attemptinging a world conquest as Shinto Ottomans with a Habsburg dynasty.
i like to roleplay because it's easy to just get ridiculously massive and its just unrealistic especially in Europe as there would be a balance of power war before you got too big
I feel unnecessarily called out at #2 lmao. I don't do it as often as I used to, but part of me if like "But if I type "Integrate TUR" as the Byzantines, I can beat the Ottomans WITHOUT using a BudgetMonk guide that would practically guarantee I win if I follow it and try enough"
When i was a noob, i first tried to play as uzbek, cuz it had the biggest name= could be the strongest in game. And i didnt use CBs at all, cuz i didnt understood anything
Ofc they can, according to my youtube analytics, 2% of my viewers are female (imcluding my fiancee). I'm just overexaterating the situation and making fun of it :P
@@yannick4895 well when Im talking about rebels I mean 30k Tunisian rebels and 10k pope rebels and 5k Albanian rebels and I'm Naples with only 25k soldiers
![[EU4] Religious War - Revange of Ottomans](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TLMMY6egf1Y/mqdefault.jpg)
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I'm the cheater 😉, ehh oops I mean, I'm the fair player.
0:23 I have the cheats in my head. 😂😏
Outro song?
I am someone between pro, screenshooter and Excel guy
That historically accurate guy..
"Colonize Peru as France?
-Blasphemy!"
Until he sees Mamlucks, Ottomans and Hadramut colonising either the Spice Islands or Australia
@@Fehnris Then his brain explodes
Thats me tbh
@@Fehnris if Im aiming for an "historical" game this is when i am forced to introduce province swapping cheats lol
Hope he see the turbulance chaos of ck2 border
The Perfectionist: uses console to correct every single border in the game.
I was disappointed when it turned out that the Alsatian provinces in the HRE (Strasbourg, Mulhouse, Sundgau) were not in fact divided into thirty different city states as they were in real life...
i feel pointed out
@@11Survivor there is a mod for that called voltairs nightmare or something
Nobody does that pal
That’s me bro
The Arumba impersonation was excellent. If you had complained about how shitty cavalry is in EU4, it would have been perfect.
hahahahahaha "cavalry is bad!" hahahahahaha
@@nathanschroeder4871 this guy😅😅☝️☝️
The cavalry is situational and only needed in low quantities.2 to flank from both sides and an army 2 units bigger than the enemy.Also cavalry becomes weaker as time goes on(because infantry becomes way stronger)so in the end it's not worth it to have it eat resources(but at this point it doesn't matter because you are massive if you contemplate the efficiency of cavalry).Bs ideas are not included,like Hordes and Polan
Ajit Adonis Manilal
Min Max’s
Sends nation into spiraling debt because “if I get these 12 extra monarch points in a year it justifies the 24 gold that is continuously cascading into debts” *30 years and 22 episodes later is still wondering if it’s worth taking a certain province is financially worth it in terms of manpower.
*3 consecutive bad gold events later*
“See this one thing I don’t like about this game”
Me: for fuck sakes this the third campaign this has happened and you should know but now the game will fuck you over.
Meanwhile Florry
“Okay so Im about sail to China become Chinese, then Indian, then become the Mughal as France. Simultaneously burn Iberia become emperor, conquer the Far East, take loans, take everyone’s money, rocket inflation, squeeze Asia and colonizing nations with an army so large it nearly dies from attrition. 1605, ight *lights 5th cig* I’m about truce break even my mother
Me: you’re fucking insane aren’t you
@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 yet I use probably more like 20-30% cavalry in my armies, and I never build more than 10 cannon regiments in a army, never ever
Don't ask really why I do this, but if I ever have to choose between being historicaly accurate and being more efficient, I say fuck efficiency every damn time
If only paradox would fix cav....
You forgot nationalists always picks his own country
And what if he is german and plays as Ulm?
@@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 he is living in ulm city
Got me... -_-
But after over a thousand hours I played Italy... than Japan but NEVER Russia.
Guess who I am! XD
A singleplayer scrub
@@alekviktor7822 XD
That drew durnil impression at the end was spot on!
> Sees big youtuber isn't comment pinned
🤔
and then there is florry, who is the "make sure game is exploited at every point" type
What a legend
😂 😂 😂 😂
Florry just knows how to destroy the game from the inside.
Hes god.
You mean arumba? Honestly thats been more arumba lately. He hasnt pulled out a good excel sheey recently
@@animewarrior3 arumba falls under the excel sheet category
Im the guy who does really well, gets bored, then quits 2/3rds through
Yea mid to late games so monotonous, I only really form other nations and quit lmao
I never quit because then I would fail the people of the glorious nation of *insert whatever I'm paying as here*
@@Mylander69 ulm
Same, i have 600hours and still never get to 1821
That's me playing most Paradox games tbh
Playing as the Ottomans is already cheating as far as im concerned
Haha, ikr? I boot em up only after I've had a really bad run of rng, so I can enjoy being overpowered for a bit. Then its back to real playthroughs.
Yeah right. Unless you are noob, my mates were joking that I will go bankroupt in 10 years when I played Otto last time. Well they were wrong, I had a coalition smashing my country by 1452 xpppppp
@@Persh1111 Playing as the Ottomans is what taught me about coalitions in the first place, haha. Before them, I was always running out of manpower long before I could cause a coalition. I was so afraid of using loans to merc up. Ah, how I've learned...
cheating is playing butua or castile
@@Persh1111 Venice..... It is always Venice...... I am 500 hours played now...... And i am unable to have My revenge........
"1: Wooden PC"
**REPORT. I'm in this picture and I dont like it.**
Me playing in a potato: AH YES A WORTHY OPONENT
@@14thbattlegroupcommander The worst part is I can't afford better machines lol.
@@PeterP_ I can't afford the dlc
@Stardust Science me too brudah xD You know the mod History and Empires? I made that mod xD
@@LudietHistoria Do you have a link?
Women one is pretty spot on considering I basically don't exist anyways
Josephine Becker you don't your the figment of your own imagination creating a paradox causing everyone to have shared hallucinations of you. You do not exist every time you sleep you die, life is just an illusion caused by death and death doesn't exist.
@@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg Are you a young man on acid?
@@Mylander69 It's called a philosopher
Josephine Becker I too doubt my existence
@Aggressive Tubesock I was gonna say if you want jail time but the typical person to comment something like that on a TH-cam video is probably about 11 so
"Ah i wont cheat this time"
10 minutes later seen all my neighbours already have higher tech than me
'adm dip mil'
Heretic! The real tech command is "tech 10"
@@braincoolo9399 Tech 100
Powerpoints
@@Alex-wu7ue found this command thanks to you. im tired of typing adm 9999 and then dip 9999 and then mil 9999 lmao i also edited the game so the cap is 9999 instead of just 999
Angel Dela Cruz But if you use the tech points, all points will turn back to 999. Only if you use those tech points to upgrade your tech level, you won’t waste this cheating advantage.
I love how the cheater was already playing as Ottomans.
If Excel guy is doing that well with Ryukyu I feel it is not my place to judge his methods.
God how true that is
No kidding dude, looks like a fun playthrough
I was thinking i alone is excel guy lol
But i use nootbook actually
I have table of year monarch points per skill to spend with no looses in techs and my last calculation is world’s grain production (923 in my 1571)
Do u guys think select espionage as fourth idea is good for forming Rome before WQ? (Bazilevs included)
I also have trade, administrative and influence
@@belyifonWhat is WQ? Are you talking about rome into world conquest?. If so then no. Trade and espionage arent for doing wc, atleast not in the first 6 slots. By then it should be about wrapping up as you will always be in multiple wars with smaller nations so you can take anything if you want to.
Wc ideasets are:
Admin Diplo Infl Relig Humanist
Where you can only use humanist if youre hindu or someone with high tolerances, religious if you can utilise the CB well pre-imperialism, if youre european powerhouse you wanna do both. You just take 1 or maybe 2 mil ideas in the first 6 ideasets, generally offensive is good but a bit later on, like slots 5 or 6.
Watch SiuKing wc ideas video, although its outdated you will learn how to think about it.
1-bloober type
2-development type
3-hunting achievements type
4- Nostalgic type
5-colonize type
6-Horde monarchy or republic types
those r my guesses :)
roleplaying type
Horde.. monarchy? Blasphemy! Once horde stays horde!
@Zandaroos well am sure eu4 has some geeks lol
Im a reform roman empire type. No matter what nation i starts with ))#
I'm the 9/10 of my play time is byzantium type
Yes
no
@@vapingcat5406 Yes
@@Testimony_Of_JTF no
lol
Kaiser vs die Legende grüße aus Deutschland
Play as ottomans and yet cheats oh lord wait and yet use terrain mode :D
Ne? Anlamadım
Probablemente estaba jugando con Athenas xd
i am definatelly the wooden pc guy
my potato pc can run EU IV at the speed of sound!
But my sound level is always 0%
U have to download ram 8gb and vga 2gb for your pc
@@cekoforbidden9317 lmao
My wooden pc runs great... after i turn down all the graphics settings and use mods that lower the graphics quality even further
@@ScreamingManiac Hahaha thats me in every game, even in the old ones. TW Empire cant run If there are many units, than my armies are aways small and strugling to cover the flanks 🤣
nerf byzantium
NOOOOOOO, BUFF BYZANTIUM XXXXXXDDDD :p
@Mārcis Bukovskis xD
@@LudietHistoria haha cannonballs go brr
@@LudietHistoria Ludi was as wise as he is now, Byzantium is never strong enough (real)
1:39 The history will never forget the tottomans
you forgot the elite enlightened gamers who play REAL nations like Pirate Malaya
Lol not even playing as the real REAL nation of Fetishist Horde Pope
Form GB as Pirate Republic Cornwall and make Britannia truly rule the waves.
I remember the first time I played eu4, somebody has made a claim on my land. And I was so frustrated "what do I do? What do I do?? Oh my god how do I remove this claim?"
Now remembering it, it's so silly lmao
I'm definitely the wood computer it makes me sad man it takes an hour to get through 1 year
Same bro
@Ryan McCreedy 2009? woah woah we have a billionare here?
1 hour to get 1 year wtf man ? you dont love yourself, dont you ? shit, i have a laptop dell and i can get in 1 hour 20-25 years if i play fast
hahaha,Chinese player here. we have our own ecosystem of EU4.The one that made me feel closer to reality was the "screen photographer", who laughed at the moment he took out his mobile phone.
I think the most distinctive thing for Chinese players is that there are many "Romans" among us, in spirit. Whenever they see the fall of Constantinople, they will express anger or tears, and they will always shout "We need to hang the Governor of Venice."
In other respects, there are too many Chinese players who are dissatisfied with the settings in East Asia. Some people quoted informative data to argue that MING should have more than 10,000 degrees of development in 1444. Some modders have produced "AU4", I think you can understand what I mean.
I tried some mods that tried to make Asia more reasonable. They did, but Europe became extremely unreasonable: Russia usually couldn't get Siberia, and the Portuguese still had only about 30 American provinces in 1821. I think the fundamental difference lies in the huge difference between Eastern and Western cultures, so that the system designed for one player can't always understand the other.
For myself, I also play games with personal emotions. I usually limit Europeans to Europe - through endless wars or diplomacy, in general to stop any colonial activity of Europeans - you Europeans can't take the gold of Native Americans and then take the lead in capitalism, if you are really good, then It is within the European continent to decide who is the manifest denisty. Sometimes due to too much uncolonized land, Timur will begin to colonize Australia, and Mamluk will begin to colonize South America.
In short, I am very grateful to paradox for making such a great game. I am surprised to find so many EU4 players here. I closed the reply notification, so if you want to reply to me, I am sorry that I can't reply to you. I just talked about my experience and feelings, I hope to bring you some thoughts. The collision of thinking is the most interesting!
Wow, this is another level of comment. Thank you!
Very interesting
Interesting
Tnx for sharing
精 罗 落 泪
A Roman from the Heart cries
Very Interesting.
I'm definitely the roleplayer. I can't ever bring myself to do anything overtly ahistorical. For instance, annexing Japan as England would feel so wrong that if I did it, I'd immediately lose all interest in the playthrough and quit. I do diverge from history, but never to an unbelievable degree.
Why is that unbelievable? In 17th century everyone would think way more probable an European country conquering Japan than conquering the whole Indian subcontinent. But we do know what happend after. A-historical is not unbelievable. And many historical achievements were unbelievable some time before happenning.
@@lsf698 because stupid people don't realize that reality takes place because of what came before. So artificially not taking actions because they weren't taken in an alternate timeline, which I can guarantee was already broken in other places, is actually always historically inaccurate because if you put real people in that scenario they wouldn't think "Let's not do something that wasn't done in an alternate timeline"...
Conquering all of Japan is probably pretty logistically tough. Like maybe the Europeans could divide and conquer the clans against each other like they did the kingdoms in India but idk how plausible that is.
try conquering america as ming
Sub-species: HRE player - constantly at war, truce juggler extreme, in trance-like state does not respond to outside stimulus.
woman part cracks me up :D
Well it is true
@United Europe minecraft is cool dude
Cruz I actually saw one girl play it before here on youtube but she took down the video
*cries in female*
There is a couple, however when you see how cancerous the community is (at least in mp) they kinda hide lol.
Then you have Drew Durmil who erases an entire continent or switches Florida and Italy to see what happens.
He's actually never switched Florida and Italy, to my knowledge. That's Denmark and Korea.
I'm the guy who always plays at speed 5 and abuses the backup file glitch in Ironman
Damn I guess m not alone to that I use that before going to war so that I can get back if the war turned out bad
@@leaveme3559 I think literally everyone who plays the game does this! lmao
Me too
exact same here. Speed 5, rarely 4, and before any major action I do I create a backup in case it goes wrong.
Don't have the time to redo everything, nor do I want to. Plus I'm still learning the game (250 hours).
@Carter Dulka it's literally the only thing that makes the game playable, without it one mistake ruins entire 8 hour long achievement runs lol
lmao I am the roleplayer for sure
Joseph Stalin me too.
most fun to play
agree
"Screenshot wanker actually takes out a picture out of his screen"
What's more funny is that I also do that sometimes
I never do actual SS, only photos with my phone. I am not connected any voice app or social media through my laptop, so SS is just annoying to do.
Did I hear
*Waifu Universalis?*
I must contact my sources and notify them of this.
my favourite Europa Universalis IV player is Zlewikk TV.
Mohan Sandal no, I just have a disease known as ‘love of watching some polish guy on the Internet put nations in a dlc simulator game against each other’ itis
Mohan Sandal
1. it’s called a joke.
2. Yes, adults do say ‘My favourite _____ is _____’, even seriously. It’s called expression your enjoyment or love of something, or someone.
Mohan Sandal well, you’re in luck.
My favorite player is me
1:42 Arumba?))
btw savescammers were not represented
That is because nearly everyone everyone in the EU4 community savescums, to some degree or another.
1:00 is obviously Florry
True lol. I would only compare my army limit, morale and discipline before the war which is more simple lol, and works!
Edit : i did savescum sometimes, but most of the time i let it be without
@@cekoforbidden9317 there are times where savescumming seems necessary... rng comes to mind.
@@rendigmor especially when u suddenly fell into regency after increasing army maintenance for the next war )))
You forgot about 11 type - polish. He always plays as Poland trying to destroy Germany, Teutonic Order, Pomeria and Russia, also befriending Hungary and Lithuania.
He didn't forget it-he was there throughout the whole video. Subtly.
Ah shit, you got me with the last one, I once played as Hamburg without conquering shit 'till I got bored in the 1750s and decided to take over weaker nations
Stay woke fam,play tall
Then there is me, the historian, who tries to make the borders as historically accurate as possible and even sells provinces to others if it looks shit
0:12 Imagine not having muscular memory of 3/4 of the commands
0:38 So, I'm invisible? Thanks for telling me!
g-guys holy shit theres actually a girl here
Everybody knows girls aren't real.
You guys have been fooled buy the Cia into thinking women exist
@Kyle Blank a cyborg made by the CIA to collect sperm so they can make more men for wars
its a trap!
I guess No 7 was Arumba...
Arumba deserves his own type, play one year per 30 mins
@@jjoskar5248 Without a wooden PC.
@@jjoskar5248 Nah fam we get real time action and get a year per year.
Gia [Monster, Preservernce, C. Neutral] lmfao
Actually realized that slowed down EU4 music sounds badass.
Early days:Cheater
Now:Roleplayer
Always: Noob
Lets be honest, at the very start we've all lost to byzantium as tottomans
I'll be honest: when I first tried HOI3 (my first Paradox game ever, it's complex as hell), I was unable to fight Poland as Germany, lol. That was on normal difficulty too.
I did not
Congrats on 40k Zlewikk! I still remember when you had 5k, you went up so fast man! Wanna see you get 100k GO GO GO :D
When you pulled out the excel, I felt that.
I cheat hard, got them all memorised. I see EU4 as more of a choose your own adventure story than a historical role play.
I am: noob RP player with wooden PC.
Same but also cheater
The Excel guy is just a HOI4 player
I'm the player that alt f4's after losing a fight
Understandable.
But before i am also calculate how fast looses man recovers
Forgot:
Achievement hunter (every playthrough to get an achievement)
The quitter (1k hours played but never reached last year of the game)
Chain saver (Doesnt play Ironman, saves the game everytime somthing positive happens, reload if negative).
Being excell guy is so hard. But my brain wont allow me to relax
I am after 5 years break try to make Bazilevs, WQ and OneFaith with this personality :)
Do u still play?
100% sure that 8 is thanks to discord section.
Basically there are 2 types of players. Normal ones and those disgusting snake things.
I love how that Manchu player didn't form Qing until they conquered all of Eurasia. Like bro, I'm pretty sure Heaven was smiling upon you for quite a while.
1:43 aka Arumba the master of useless information exposition
While Arumba is deciding which idea to take, Florry is busy going bankrupt in the middle of a no CB war while attemptinging a world conquest as Shinto Ottomans with a Habsburg dynasty.
@@MrSaywutnow you forgot about the coalition thats 1 year from declaring
i like to roleplay because it's easy to just get ridiculously massive and its just unrealistic especially in Europe as there would be a balance of power war before you got too big
My dude, you should do Crusader Kings II.
You forgot the guy who plays in iron man mode, declares a war, loose it and then starts another hoi4 game
Then theres the guy who plays ironman mode, gets a shitty heir, gets stackwiped and then loads the backup save
There is always that one friend who is "just clicking" without plan and end winning whole MP
I plan separate video for MP players
You forgot Scumsavers. Lmfao.
“I’ve seen the future and I know exactly what they’re capable of”.
Advisor: I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures.
Basileus: In how many did we win?
Advisor: One...
The guy who pairs the most powerful countries together.
Moscow - Berlin Axis was creat- wait wrong game.
A roleplay sub-type: the guy that plays with his own country and is very afraid to start a war and risk thousands of his countrymen lives.
i guess that everyone is sometimes all of this types at once :)
Being a male and a female... nope :D
@@lotredomunsa7618 how dare you assume my gender('s)?!?!? xDDDDDD
How can u be a role player and wc thug
@@leaveme3559 dunno, gotta ask Adolf H. He was waaaaay too much into both
I feel unnecessarily called out at #2 lmao. I don't do it as often as I used to, but part of me if like "But if I type "Integrate TUR" as the Byzantines, I can beat the Ottomans WITHOUT using a BudgetMonk guide that would practically guarantee I win if I follow it and try enough"
When i was a noob, i first tried to play as uzbek, cuz it had the biggest name= could be the strongest in game. And i didnt use CBs at all, cuz i didnt understood anything
As a horde nation you don’t need CBs to declare war lol, it’s like a special ability
after playing 3.500+ hours, you can be pretty much anything, depends on your daily mood
What type would be listening to a podcast in the background while playing?
1:20 small deital is Byzantium has some of there old lands back. This is the SECOND war he lost with Ai Byzantium.
Then there are the "enlightened master-race" who bought Civ 5 with all DLC for only 10dollars
lol
meh 200 for a masterpiece is better than 10 for a crappy game
@@Someone-by6jm Way less if you get them on sale
You forgot the dude who reloads a save every time he loses a battle
Used to be me but now I don't and learn how to relax when something doesn't go well
The royalty free music, it burns!
Fuck this bullshit I was sleepy then the video took a while to load, that fucking music startle me now I'm crying.
2:13 Can someone tell me who the hell takes a screenshot with their phone?
That's the jk bro
Go to the Reddit
I consider Number 1 as a personal attack and i was honestly so shocked by such defamation that i'm taking this issue to court. see you there
Hey, I played this as a girl...
Now I’m a boy ;D
Whoah.
You shouldn't have gone hunting. Hunting bad :)
I played this as a boy...
Now I am a girl ;)
@@giacomodaureliodarpino7594 me too :)
@@emi_1337 Nice ^^
Just a passing Hoi4 player who can’t afford the full Paradox experience~
2:06 I make screenshots too, but not with my smartphone =D
I'm the specific type of roleplayer who always plays natives and doesn't go anywhere near Europe
I'm Cheater
But in Hearts Of Iron IV
and vicky2
I'm the excel guy who always over-complicates and over-thinks things and never achieves the very thing I wanted to do.
Modder gang where you at?
Here!
am i a modder tho XD
Oh hi Mark
@@LordVarangian who is mark
I can't imagine playing a game without cheating.
play Ottoman and cheat? y shame
I fit the role player to much and keep thinking eu4 is just like Vicky
Lol roleplayer is me. I love to feel like a leader of my nation and try my best instead of winning of the battles.
same
The 'noob' was amazing
1:16 it’s me
As for the second one: at some point, you don't even need a sheet anymore
Tfw I'm a woman and play eu4
*turns into dust*
Ofc they can, according to my youtube analytics, 2% of my viewers are female (imcluding my fiancee). I'm just overexaterating the situation and making fun of it :P
XD
You forgot the guys who only play at speed 5
Me!
0/10 no Siu-king impersonation
Number 5-thats a weird way to spell Florryworry
Number 7-thats a weird way to spell arumba
Yeah I'm maby a cheater...
I need military points to oppress these rebels ok please do t judge me
@@yannick4895 well when Im talking about rebels I mean 30k Tunisian rebels and 10k pope rebels and 5k Albanian rebels and I'm Naples with only 25k soldiers
@@Daniel-jm7ts Kill them one stack at a time.
@@Daniel-jm7ts killing rebels is very satisfying, like "die you rebel scum!!"
Solution:Dont do expansion
Rebels are weak except the prentender ones
Несмотря на то что я не знаю этот ваш инглиш, я понял все что было в этом видео
1:05 Korean EU4 players
lol
I'm definitely a combo of the role player and the excel guy. Spot on. Have been known to take pictures with my phone as well
I'm an excel guy in all the games LUL
How do they call this illness?
Plays the Ottoman Empire and STILL needs to cheat.
I’m a woman and i love eu4 🤦🏻♀️💕
Blasphemy
The Kamal Kartik Facts 🤷🏼♀️💞
Unbelievable!
Marina Gutierrez wait, that is illegal
S LS It's not the first illegal thing I do😹☺️
That was actually pretty funny, thank you from saving my breakfast with actual good content :)
Needs the 'Streamer who rages at every bit of bad RNG / bad event' type.