HARD TO FIND!!! Is this RARE bad movie worth it?? - Guns & Lipstick (1995)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about a movie that took me a while to get a copy of. It's the story of how a private investigator gets caught up in the middle of the search for a valuable stone but it's just not that interesting. It's Guns & Lipstick (1995)
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK - Ascend
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
02:11 On the Case
03:10 There's Been A Murder, See?
03:54 Cashing in on Homicide
05:10 Mr. Song's Request
06:06 Always Tip Your TEDtalk Waitress
07:06 Marsha, Marsha, Murder
07:49 Easy Money
08:35 The Ol' Elevator Trick
09:36 Search for the Stone
10:28 Staying with Wings
10:49 Express Exposition
11:33 Hands of Concrete
12:34 Danielle's Talents
13:54 Lame Ending
15:02 Final Thoughts
15:43 Outtakes / Credits
#cultmovies #badmovies #rare - ตลก
The lesson here is never say to the bank that the person who issued the check is dead.
I mean come on... just walk in, cash it, and if they're like "sorry, she's dead " go "OMG! She died!? That sucks... she was such a good client. Man... this sucks... especially because I need the money, so how can I cash this?"
Or locked in my basement
'I have this check I would like to cash from a very alive person.'
Just check it out
Or do tell it, if you want mess with that person by blocking their account.
Bank clerks suspending accounts based on random comments from random people; they should have a better system than that.
That "ow" after the pistol whip will forever haunt my dreams.
That's more an "I stubbed my toe" reaction, not an "I was clubbed with a firearm" reaction.
Me too 😂
i got knocked out by a bat once (accident) im pretty sure i didnt have time to do an "ow" lol
And the "shit" and "damn" in the car scene.
@@raafmaat I know you meant a baseball bat, but for a moment I imagined that an actual bat- as in the animal- had accidentally flown into your head.
James Hong, Hollywood's go-to Asian guy who is either a villain, a mystic, a mystic villain, or a villainous mystic for 7 decades.
His career is so prolific with over 600 roles since the 1950s. The man is still with us, thankfully, at 95. An absolute legend.
Talk about a long lived and prolific career.
HE’S STILL ALIVE?!?!?! Maybe he really is a villainous mystic villain!
@@russbennett5470He never truly died in "Big Trouble In Little China" after all.
He's even been in 'The Big Bang Theory'. He truly is: 'Go to Asian Guy'.
his last role i saw him was in Everything Everywhere All at Once. this dude is a legend
The heroine of this movie fails every step of the way in this movie: her client is killed, she loses out on a paycheck due to her own stupidity, she gets the drop on some bad guys only to take them right to her apartment, she gets several henchmen and cops killed, is once again too stupid to figure out the police chief is in on it, and lets the macguffin get stolen upon which she just gives up. This movie seems to flout every narrative convention in the book. It’s almost like an anti-movie
I noticed that. It reminds me of the main protagonist in Stone Cold w/ Brian Bosworth. If you want to see the worst undercover cop in the history the world, check it out.
Quite true.
The female protagonist is the anti-Mary Sue.
Sally Kirkland was actually nominated for a best actress Oscar only five years before this movie was made
@@daxmiller35 She has a Golden Globe for a movie called Anna (1987)
She was made executor of The Joker's estate after he died so that's how she got his clothes.
How is this not the top comment?
😂👏
you do mean she was made EXECUTIONER of the Joker's estate?
I'd say she picked them up at the estate sale. But that's more sad than funny...
@@AllanKoayTCSo she was the hidden mistress of The Joker....or even better.....she was Harley Quinn Private Investigator?
Honestly, "cant-o find-o" Spanish made this whole thing worth it for me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
She reminded me of that I Wanna Be Ninja lady.😂
The ability to pull off a nun hoodie, baseball cap, blonde braided ponytail...
Plus a beard - at a bank to cash a victim's check.
Balls!😂
Still less suspicious than the lady "wheelchairing" your dead uncle to a bank and trying to make him sign insurance papers. Life is often stranger than fiction. I don't think she had a beard.
"Nahhh, I've had a life time of hard drinking, cigarettes, and regret. I'll be fine."
Ain't we all? LMAO
"....and James Hong who has been in everything that has ever been made." 🤣🤣🤣
You killed me with that one!
The goofy "ow!" as she gets clocked at 9:11 is unintentional gold
It's too bad it wasn't better, as it was rare for a film in that era to feature a woman in a lead role in her 50s. Sad side note, she was rushed to the hospital just two days prior to this video due to a fall down stairs.
That’s disturbing.
4:20 The entire run on being the executor to get the check cashed is comedic gold! "I decree that the money goeth to me!" I honestly don't know why Hollywood hasn't tried to snatch you away from Canada, Mark. 😂
They get half their actors from Canada anyway… well, it seems they do at least.
He’s probably not that big of a fan of kids
The “ow” after the head hit should have its own cult following tbh
Sometimes the self-inserts are more entertaining than actually funny, but the executor bit made me laugh. Especially the weird little grunt at the end, lol.
They are by far my favourite thing about the channel!
I was hoping he'd put a picture of the pokemon exeggutor next to him when he said it
"I declare the money goeth to me" is my new favorite movie line of all time
This feels like an anit vanity project. The main character is just so pathetic and gets pushed around by everyone and wins nothing at the end, but they're still somehow the centre of the whole story
A humility project? I'm going out on a limb here and assuming you meant anti, instead of anit.
Nuh-uh, that's just basic private eye stuff. Happens to those hard-boiled detectives all the time.
The anti-Mary Sue?
@@helbent4The Anit-anti-Mary-Caleste?
@@RoloT007 Haha... An anti-anti Mary Celeste would be a ship where everyone disappeared. A "Mary-Sue" is a character in fiction of film/TV written to be an author stand-in that seems improbably awesome. Here, the point is the protagonist can't seem to do anything right, subverting the trope.
Every scene featuring a blow to the head in this movie are just epic. It's like they filmed the actors doing a half-speed walk-through of their scenes and the editor accidentally stuck them in the final cut of the movie.
The judo chop to the guy who falls onto the bed looks weaker than the ones in Austin Powers that are SUPPOSED to be a joke
So no one’s gonna point out the bartender is Mr Bentley from the Jefferson’s huh?
Jeremiah Johnson and Waiting for Guffman too
That was my only contribution to this comment section. His mug is unforgettable.
Also, Billy from Predator is in this.
You have good eyes.
I thought so!
4:07 Not sure what I love more… the slouchy hat made from a baseball hat and shorts or the fact that Mark owns a svelte purple jacket.
I made the hat from a baseball cap and a t-shirt lol
@@FanboyFlicksBrilliant!
"Lost in the mail" is the most unacceptable situation when ordering an item online
I'm still wondering what happened to it. Did someone along the line steal it, thinking "hey this package is in the shape of a DVD case! I bet it's a good one!"
@@FanboyFlicks oh hello Mark, wow i didnt think youd reply! I hope youre well. Honestly i dunno what happens to them but...someone stealing it, only to be unpleasantly surprised, sounds like a hilariously comedic scene, could easily belong to one of these retro Bad Movies xD
I love your work and content btw, i hope youre doing awesomely great!
My Florida DL 🪪 is now "suspended" as of May 28 2024. I mailed the DMV office the forms, car tag by priority on 05/23/2024. The USPS apparently lost it 😡 . The package is last listed on May 30 2024. Thanks USPS! 📬
@@DavidLLambertmobile It's all Dejoy's fault!
It's happened to me a few times. The world is an imperfect place.
I actually like watching the trailer on DVDs after I watch the movie, I don't know, I guess it's fun to judge how they advertised it after I've seen the final product 😅
I watch them after. With the rest of the Special Features.
I have watched a few trailers that had scenes that did not make it to the movie. Haha!! I had to rewatch the movie, as I thought I had missed that scene!!
If you had the 3 versions of 1970 Dawn of the dead . The previews on each DVD included over 3 minutes of unused scenes
I think Danielle needs to consider a career as an assassin. People seem to be dropping dead all around her without her having to actually put any effort in doing the killing.
🤣 Well said!!
She's the anti-Domino
Good idea.
She's the anti-Little Caesar
WOW! I lived down the trail from Sally in the Echo Park Hills. She is awesome... and the first actor you see in Oliver Stone's "JFK". I must find this movie.
Your bit was excellent, better than a lot of stand up comedians today.
“I Need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60. Can you help me with that?”
RIP Robert Forster 1941-2019
Robert was grateful when Tarantino cast him in Jacky Brown
The name alone reminds me of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place which makes fun of this sort of production and the casual misogyny of the time by asking the female lead why she's "standing around daydreaming about lipstick." Except I'm often daydreaming about lipstick and guns
James Hong just pops up everywhere.
Yeah he's been around forever, and always a welcome presence in movies and tv that are usually good/ok, but it's a shame that he will have that idiotic retarded movie that inexplicably won praise and Oscars as his biggest claim to fame. Come to think of it, as stupid as the world has gotten, it's not inexplicable.
Not only him. Eric Roberts C. Thomas Howell and Michael Madsen are also in over Hundreds of movies
He is 95 now, but he seems to look like he was 95 his whole career.
Seinfeld? Seinfeld? 🥡🥡🥡
Ah the strange and diverse career of Sally Kirkland. She's been making movies since the 1960s and has been in everything from The Sting, JFK, and was even nominated for an Oscar for best actress for Anna in 1988. She's a really talented lady it's just a shame that she made some poor choices during her post Oscar nominee period.
I was just going through Sally Kirkland's IMDB!...always been fascinated with her. Whole career of bit parts in literally hundreds of plain nothing productions. But she's also a talented oscar nominee who's worked with Hollywood legends. She has such a chaotic mystique to me, like Sylvia Miles.
You better welcome me back to the show!
Oh yeah, there it is. I knew you wouldn’t disappoint.
Sally Kirkland was in a bunch of mediocre movies over her career. But she was also the spiritualist in Best of the Best, which is a good movie.
Agreed! It has an amazing cast.😊
Wasn't she nominated for an Oscar....and then did Fatal Games?
@@robotrix Fatal Games was before the oscar nom.
Didn't she play Hoolihan in M*A*S*H?🤔
@@mikeweber3685 I mean, is Google broke again?
Nope. I just use it. Google works.
And not that was not her. In the movie its Sally Kellerman. In the series its Loretta Swit.
The writing on this channel is so good, the skits and general commentary is super funny. Definitely a step above what a lot of similar channels are doing!
Actually because I am such a cinema dork during my dvd/blu ray collecting days I often DID watch the trailers and teasers for a film I was about to watch. The way I always looked at it was as a time capsule of how the film was marketed and what the trends of the time were. I would watch the trailer and then the film to see what the experience might have been like at the time for audiences. Like what did they choose to say or promote in comparison to what the actual film was about? Great example is trailers in the 70s just giving away the entire film, like not giving away some clever plot twist like a trailer today would but honestly just giving you an unabashed shot by shot condensed telling of what the film is. I was glad that changed in the 80s.
The theatrical trailer is included on the DVD because it's a slightly less desperate alternative to putting "This really was shown in cinemas. It's not bad." on the back of the case.
5:35 I wonder if the director placed the burning cigarette in front of Mr. Song so the smoke would obscure his face, thinking "This will add an air of mystery and danger to Mr. Song!"
I remember seeing James Hong in Dune 2, man that guy gets around. Can someone give that man a lifetime achievement award or something? He's due
The lack of a satisfactory ending surely opens the way for a sequel " Guns and Lipstick 2 - On Your Collar" or something like that.
Missed perfect opportunity to flash a quick picture of Angela Lansbury after saying "death magnet"
That's funny, because I dubbed her "Haltertop Anti Lansbury" lol
That first insert was another banger! Mark's humor is getting better over the years and I hope the efforts are appreciated!
Forster being in this reminds me of what a boon Tarantino was to his career when he was in Jackie Brown four years later.
Let's gooooo!!! My day always gets better after I watch a film by Mark.
I need a Weird Movies With Mark and So Bad It's Good crossover episode 🎉
My brother, thank you for sharing this disappointing movie. It feels like the old days, picking through tapes at Goodwill or Amoeba Records, looking for shitty movies and like, 90% of the damn time it's not even fun. You keep going because the good times are soooo good. And I'll tell you what. *You* make this hilarious. Every. Damn. Time. Love you man!
I started watching your content when I was a kid, good to see you're still around
@12:03 was that a boom mic at the top of the window, whilst he is practicing his sonic booms?
How appropriate lol
the unexpected " death magnet " just floored me😂
4:06 all of Mark's little edit-himself-into-the-movie bits are great, but this one had me rolling. 😂😂
Thank you for the effort Mark. Always a good time when you post your videos!
It's hard to believe after watching this, but once upon a time Sally Kirkland was actually an Oscar nominee for Best Actress.
That side pony tail lady really took a beating, funny stuff!
$4500 in 1994…that’s $9500 in 2024. That is a damn good week for 1 day’s worth of work. Hell…they is one damn good month!
You make not watching a bad movie, fun. Thanks for that.
The ( insert name here) " is dead" bits had me in stitches
1:19 Wow, it's almost as if James Hong was in everything, everywhere, all at once.
Always a pleasure to se a new upload. Thanks :)
My first "early access" :)
Exciting 🎉
Enjoy!
Oh, hi Mark!
Oh hi Johnny. Whats up?
I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Not.
Love your videos, Mark!
I've just watched "The Insider". Nominated for seven Oscars and surprisingly featuring - Wings Hauser. 😅
primarily 2 thing that makes me react, the "ow" and that when the car vaults over you see the ramp, and what makes it even better is that you see it twice, fitst the clip where it begins to vault then another angle, and too make sure that you reeeealy see the ramp, the first angle again... but sure you could miss it but, it´s rare such things are that obvious.
The best reviewer ever.
Thank you Mark!
What an awesome surprise on a wednesday evening 🤩 ! Thanks Mark !
Not a surprise if you're an early-access fan.
Wasn't crazy eyed cowboy in Predator? Yes! He was Billy!
Sonny Leatham? He's in 48 hrs too 1982. I think he ran for Congress. He died ⚰️ . 2010s.
@@DavidLLambertmobile I liked him as Billy. Shame Sonny ended up in this movie.
I finally got my WMWM t shirt! This is my fav channel!!
At 9 min. 11 sec., I love how she goes "OW!" after getting hit from the back! 🤣
"and the money goweth to me" I'm using that line on my parents from here on out, I'm sorry....
I actually laughed out loud at 'the money goeth to me". Love this review!
That one lonely torrent for this will probably take a bit of a battering now.
Hahaha 🤣😂, that insertion of Mark at the bank cashing the check had me rolling 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
"Its like a naked TED Talk." I about spit out my drink.
Love your work, man.
The "ow" at 9:09 caught me off guard XD
The skit was so good!😂😂
Your acting is just so brilliant. You really should take it up as a career.
I'm amazed at what you do for us.
I love when the dvd has the trailer for the movie...guess I am just weird. I just recognized the female lead...she played David's mom on Roseanne!
I have adopted your introduction as my own, as a tribute to your life.
Hi Mark, another good episode from you, keep doing what you do. Your edit ins are hilarious LOL
I do have a movie request for you to look into if interested. To me, I think it's probably the most bizarre, weird ass movie I've ever watched. I've only seen it once; my brother owns it and is the only reason I've seen it. The name is Pink Flamingos. It's a movie by John Waters, 1972, and was done on a $12,000 budget
I always suspected Mark not wearing Pants during most of the Episodes, but that comment about People not liking to wear Pants fully convinced me.
Hilarious as always!! Thanks, Mark.
That's Jorge Rivero at 5:11, so there were TWO guys from Tony Zarindast's Werewolf in this movie! This movie is a total convention of dudes from bad 90s movies!
What was up with Wings Hauser starring in all of these low budget movies? He's actually a solid actor.
3:00
I gotta agree with Mark on this one. I went to one in N.Y. and things went so crazy, that I decided to leave earlier than normal.
The next morning. I picked up a N.Y. Post and the headline said: 'HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR'
That is 100% true and you can find a photo online, in about a minute! N.Y.C was a scary place back then!!
I laughed extra hard with this one ha ha! Great job.
The trailer for the same movie is good when it's a situation like "Darkness Falls" - where they majorly screwed wirh the movie but then left footage that might have made the movie make sense in the trailer.
Or "Slenderman" where the stuff that cons you into thinking it's a real horror movie was. And you can go back and say "Yeah, we were lied to"
Paul Benedict === the bartender is Mr Bentley from the Jefferson’s
It says based on the book by Andras Totisz. That’s harder to find than the movie.
2:50 I felt that. I don't even write very much at all.
My original DVD copy of The Crow had special features listed as "French Language Track - Chapter Selection". I was like, "Wow.".
"Her collection of .....various writing utensils. "
That close up had me thinking of something totally different. 😅
CHAMPAGNE & BULLETS?
I think you mean GETEVEN!!!!
Wow, surprised to see that Robert Forster was in this. He was never a huge name in the business, but certainly well-known. Times must have been lean for him to agree to this movie.
9:10 "Oww!"
I'm sorry but that makes this the best movie ever.
My only criticism of this channel? He doesn't put out enough of these amazing videos. I know they take soooo much time to make. All great content creators like this can't make enough of these bangers.
Maybe the trailer included, for use in rental stores, to play as a preview..
I remember as a kid, seeing trailers playing on the CRT TVs, that were mounted as high as possible on the wall in those stores..
One cool memory I have of the old rental shops, was buying an ex rental N64 game. It was from a civic video. This was after all the independent shops had been closed for 10 years, and only the big franchises still had a few remnant stores.
I think I payed $5 AUD for it in 2005, it had no booklet or box, the cartridge had a sticker on it the back, one of those metallic embossed and inked ones with the store logo, suburb name, full address, phone and fax number.. very cool.
Plus the cartridge has two small letters written in permanent marker in the corner on the plastic.
It ends up being a rare cartridge being PAL (as I’m in Australia), and is worth $500 without the box or booklet.. so cool that I was able to buy that as a kid, and it ends up being something really really cool.
(Snowboard Kids 2 PAL)
Someone said that Mark had put himself in the film, the scamp! But, I can't find him anywhere. Did he become one of the guys?...
Imma stop you right there at 1.40.
Because if i didn't look at the Special Features section of my Back to the Future DVD as a kid, I would never have stumbled on that awesome teaser trailer.
I vaguely remember this one from when I worked at a video rental store in my teens. The action section had loads of similar garbage. The dual dates is odd. It could have gotten a limited theater run or something. You have to remember it took literal years between theaters and home release before the DVD revolution.
How could you do the cast rundown without mentioning Joe Estevez? Honestly, I think a recap of his glorious B-movie career is sorely overdue