Astar0th what? This movie had 2 known writers, like all his movies. Real Neil Breen, and the hallucinogenic manifestation of Neil Breen; which of course looks like the image Breen sees in the mirror everyday: MCU’s Thor but in his “mid-30s” It’s why he graces us with his nude body as often as possible in the Breen Cinematic Universe movies.
Neil Breen, as usual, has upended the staid conventions of cinema. When making movies, they say, “show, don’t tell”; Breen takes it one step further and declares “don’t show _or_ tell!”. This is why he is a such a successful filmmaker and we remain in awe of his endless talent. And his bag. His hairy bag.
Yes but he had to use all the fake blood he bought somewhere. Jim's suicide didn't take as much as planned, obviously. You don't want Neil to be wasteful, do you?
I felt genuinely sorry for the poor laptops!! :-) They received so much beating and mistreatment on the shoot.... just sickening!! Or maybe it was all well-staged; like at the end of the film there would appear a disclaimer saying, "No real laptops got hurt during filming of this movie!" :-D :-D
I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide? ~ Neil Breen from Fateful Findings, 2013
Rusty Kuntz all he has to do, is start giving out proper “for your consideration” gifts to the academy voters. Not everyone wants a 6” tall. NUDE, cut out, of Neil Breen for their office.
It rarely gets mentioned, but if you want a study in the opposite thing you should look at Bad Taste, the movie Peter Jackson basically made in his parent's garage. That's a great movie about aliens landing in New Zealand to make food out of the humans, yet is funny, dramatic, quirky and believable. "I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
He's also always super-vague about it, as if his audience can't handle the truth. Come on Neil, is the president an alien reptile? Has the CIA replaced all the birds with drones? Is it the 9/11 thing? JFK? We can take it, Neil! For something he includes like a bad prop in all his movies, it is all just weirdly unspecific. It's like he just has a checklist and can't be bothered to write a script. Everybody adlib! 1: Pretty women half my age - check! 2: Pointless nudity - check! 3: Destroying already destroyed laptops to be destroyed again in contrived scenes of destruction that are totally not the same ones destroyed in the last movie. - check! 4: "Magic" - check! 5: Muh government corruption, yo! - check! 6: Someone committing suicide or being murdered by "my character". Also worst fake blood in movie history - check! 7: "Hacking" with the computer switched off or destroyed. - check! Optional: 8: "My character flying/levitating". - check! 9: Domestic abuse and/or substance abuse. -check! 10: Desert
I love how the disposable laptops, which never physically turn on, and are only used as props to be thrown or destroyed, are on the bottom of the movie cover. There's two laptops and they made sure both of them are on the movie cover. They must be extremely important.
"Yeah hi, it's me. I was wondering if I could come over tonight for some skinny-dipping in your pool, and also for a shared bath in your tub...?" "Sure, thanks for calling first! Now I know I have to get my wife out of the way somehow, this'll make it a lot easier!"
I found your channel about 2 years ago, and your goofy skits and witty sarcasm have kept me company through a lot of gnarly life events ❤️ Thanks for sharing your passion with us, love you dude!
@@FanboyFlicksThat should be Pamela's face on your shirt!! That Jason mask was part 3. Pamela never gets the respect she deserves and still SHE started it all! RIP Betsy 😢🙏
It is the Best and Funniest Scene in this Fucking Piece of Garbage! And it is exactly what you describe......it’s caught on Film! Good Directors would have Done that on Purpose in a Comedy Movie! This is the Real Thing.....and for that....maybe it was Good that Breen did this „Movie“!
@@ladida1031 yes, also, damn she is beautiful. What is she doing in a crappy movie like this? Was she really that desperate or was this just a favour for a friend?
Honestly the death scene from The Room probably has better acting than the death scene here... they at least sort of tried to sound emotional in The Room
My wife and I went to Disney World for our honeymoon and I did my best to tell every single worker “it’s a magical day!” My wife was not as amused as I was.
I’ve seen this movie seven times it is one of my favs. If you pretend this is a movie written, directed, and acted by bots it makes everything more believable. 24:32 best acting in the entire movie for not cracking up. It probably took all she had not to laugh.
There are SO many things that are unresolved in this movie. 1. What happened to Leah's fiance after she broke up with him? 2. Did the police arrest Jim's wife for his murder? 3. What happens to Jim's daughter? 4. If Dylan can teleport, then why blindfold and gag Leah? 5. What is the purpose of the book and the crystal? 6. Who is the Man in Black? 7. Why did Dylan need therapy? 8. Why aren't the police suspicious that Dylan shacked up with Leah so quickly after Emily's death? 9. Why and how did an ordinary author became a hacker? 10. Who ordered Leah's kidnapping? On a side note, it seems like Breen is okay with mass murder because he always massacres the "villains" in his movies.
20:44. One of the greatest comedic scenes in history. Looking dead into the camera "what in the gawd's name am I doing with my life" look on her face lol. Almost like she had a line and just forgot it and turned to the boom operator and was like "you are here witnessing this, if he attempts to kill me, you are a witness to this right?!".
Your sacrifice is appreciated, Mark. This was hard to watch even edited, I can't imagine the pain of sitting it through, writing the script and editing.
You just don't get the genius of the timeline Neil created. The scene with the kids takes place in 201X, while all the scenes with himas an adult take place in 205X. Simple.
Neil obviously had someone close to him commit suicide. You can't create a scene that raw without digging into some real shit. I really believed that Neil couldn't believe that guy committed suicide.
Or, to make people believe he did. “Yeah, that (actor/actress) was totally willing to do anything for the part. Rusty Trombones, Hillbilly Handshakes, Texan Tornados, Cleveland Steamers. You name it, they were up for it” Plus, For the really crappy actor/actresses, even a Neil Breen movie can get you a SAG card; if you have at least one speaking line. I might do a movie of his, just to have that card.
Can I just say, that opening shot may be the best thing Breen has ever done. The juxtaposition of industrial and artisinal, the contrasting colour palette, the corrugation of the pages of the book mirroring the shutters, the variation of shots, angles, focuses etc, subdued lighting, the suggestion of a greater mystery... but I also get the feeling it was entirely accidental 😅
“What does it mean? Who knows?!?” This is my favorite review of yours Mark, and I have seen them all. Why is it so funny? Your utter confusion about what’s going on and your inability to make sense of it (both entirely normal reactions).
You are truly a saint for making this video. I just made a 3min video for my film class, and it took me like 2 full days. I don't even want to think about how long this took.
okay, so a man suffering from head injuries believes that an odd childhood event is allowing him supernatural powers of hacking and finding corruption everywhere. that he stares at a blank screen and believes he sees things is perfectly inline with the character's delusions and paranoia. his personal relationships begin to crumble... but, then something happens that allows us to believe that he's not crazy. maybe there's a cohesive story in here somewhere....?
I have been binging on your videos for a solid week at least. You're my new favourite channel to just rewatch (which I do now and then on review channels like yms, Mista GG, RLM and IHE in particular) and I think it's a combination of your relatively calm voice (no Diss, it's perfect to fall asleep to) and the constant background music. I know a lot of people complain about not enough audio movie clips being in the videos, but I actually prefer video and steady music overlay. It makes rewatching really comfortable, because I know what to expect. Consistency is key and you hit the mark with your moderation style. Much love, many rewatches to follow
I kinda would like to believe that the Fateful Findings everyone's seen is actually a cut butchered in the editing room for some reason, and that there's a three-hour "original" version where everything that plays out in the story makes perfect sense. And the same goes for all of Neil's films.
Thomas Gras It’s a guy with a messiah complex, and he gets to act it out with every movie he makes. With all the tax loop holes, he makes money on every single movie. So, why wouldn’t you act out all your fantasies like: being the chosen one, having secret magical powers, having a woman 1/4 your age try and seduce you, have every woman you meet fall in love with you, and Literally Saving the United States from corruption singlehandedly.
After watching some of his films, I have to agree, no one could make films this god awful without doing it on purpose, he is a comedy genius and so long as he can keeps the Kaufman act up and keeps pretending he is serious, then these films are the greats worse movies made this century.
He would be the most amazing troll to ever exist. Other than the non-trolls in Troll 2. For me it's easier to believe he's just that awful than he's playing us... Or maybe that's what I want to believe lol.
This film had so many irrelevant sub plots, inconsistencies between scenes, bizarre character behavior, bad acting and just plain weirdness that I had to stop watching the movie about every 20 minutes just to absorb all of it. It literally ended up taking me five days to get through the thing. That said, it probably one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies I've ever seen.
I love that you pointed out the Lexus and the Fusion. Reminds me of the opening scene for That 70's Show, I can't remember what seasons, but there's an F-150 in the background that the oldest it can be is a 1997 model year.
Compared to other youtubers that review movies I love watching yours the most because of the way you present the movie with your blunt don't give a shit attitude. Keep them coming man
When I saw this movie I was convinced Neil was doing this movie for the casting couch. Also that final monologue where he talks about how he's the best hacker ever is completely hilarious, kinda sad you didn't include it!
Jenny Warm to me you made it sound like she was eating those big phone like things but bigger... I know it's not what you meant but eating tablets takes the incredible amount of effort and skill to pull it off actually :O
The reason why I take care of my skin is because I don't want to age horribly like Neil Breen. He looks like he could be on an episode of Botched, and I'm pretty sure he's never had plastic surgery.
Neil Breen is almost 70 years old, so personally I wouldn't say he's aged all that badly, it's just that he keeps playing characters that are clearly supposed to be quite a lot younger than he is.
@@Niobesnuppa Yeah, he's not horrible looking but still, lifting weights would make him more credible as an ultra super duper hacker with supernatural abilities. In some scenes he looks like he has boobs and hitting the gym would do wonders for a guy his age! Oh, and having firmer muscles would make women attracted to him a lot more believable. Not saying that his character should only rely on his appearance but it would help make him more badass...
I figured out the black garbage bag room - it is the *inside* of the little black rock. They're inside the rock, or the dimension the rock is connected to. The Black Lodge, perhaps?
I agree with you about David Lynch. He's my all time favorite director thanks to films like Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, and Mulholland Drive, and when someone asks me why I like his films so much,it's really hard to say why. I just do.
Neil Breen movies are the perfect choice for 1 A.M. on a sleepless night where you smoked up all your weed before midnight where you are just post peak high and have a few hours of slow come down before you drift off to sleep with the rising sun. David Lynch is for peak and pre peak highs. Breen movies are like the small piece of chicken after you have eaten the big piece of chicken (lynch movies) and are still hungry.
I'm starting to think there's people with money to burn, competing on who can make the worst movie into a cult hit. After the success (or Un-success) of 'The Room' I think people are actually TRYING to make bad movies.
+IrritableMoron Your comment is hilarious! Do people get why The Room became a cult classic?! Because Tommy Wisaeo was TRYING to make a film with seriousness and that's why it is hilarious! See they just making bad films looking for unintentional comedy but just end up making a bad film that's just bad with no redeeming qualities...
Definitely, but Neil Breen comes off as one of those dead serious ones that want to address issues and have a vision. There's no jokiness about his stuff. The sincerity of it is what makes it fascinating.
I think this guy is actually a fan of terrible movies like the room so he decided to make a few of his own for people's and his own entertainment. I think he's actually a genius
I think I've figured out Neil Breen, he makes films to show film students EXACTLY what NOT to do while making films! That's why he ensures that every aspect of his films, from the acting/script to the cinematography/editing, sets benchmarks for incompetence/cringe! Has to be it right? No one is this bafflingly inept by accident...?
The big book at the beginning of the movie is the book of fate , and when it disappears in the middle it manifests the accomplishment of the main 2 characters fate' at last. All the deaths are the tools of carrying out the fate of intertwining characters played by Breen & the blonde doctor and the rest can be interpret as such leading to a general goodness for the mankind. (By a certified Breenologist)
6:59 Yes, Mark. It was ABSOLUTELY necessary to show us that. Matter of fact, the structure of the ENTIRE storyline would’ve been DESTROYED if Neil hadn’t included that scene.
the bad acting, poor story, etc actually the things that bother me with these types of movies. it's dumb crap like the street crossing scene. Why would you show people crossing the street there, when you have no people visible in the establishing shots. I can understand bad acting, but I can't understanding putting in a shot like that.
“I’m feeling less stable”
That sounds like something the medication you tried to flush down the toilet could’ve helped with
"Look, a mushroom." That explains how they wrote the rest of this movie.
KolonaRulez
It’d probably be way more interesting
So that's what happened to the mushroom XD
@@Gentlemenpickleesq. Yup! Ended his sad little existence in the intestinal tract of an inept filmmaker. XD
lol, "they"
Astar0th what? This movie had 2 known writers, like all his movies.
Real Neil Breen, and the hallucinogenic manifestation of Neil Breen; which of course looks like the image Breen sees in the mirror everyday: MCU’s Thor but in his “mid-30s”
It’s why he graces us with his nude body as often as possible in the Breen Cinematic Universe movies.
Jim committed suicide because he's a little cheeken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep. Chee-eeeep
Moses Primm love this comment😂
Moses Primm Take your comments and put them in your pocket.
He did naaaaaat.
Oh hi mark!
Cock-a-cock-a-caw!!
Rando Chando **LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET!
Neil Breen, as usual, has upended the staid conventions of cinema. When making movies, they say, “show, don’t tell”; Breen takes it one step further and declares “don’t show _or_ tell!”. This is why he is a such a successful filmmaker and we remain in awe of his endless talent. And his bag. His hairy bag.
That shower scene had me like: "Dude, if you're still bleeding that much, you should probably still be in the hospital."
Yes but he had to use all the fake blood he bought somewhere. Jim's suicide didn't take as much as planned, obviously. You don't want Neil to be wasteful, do you?
That is one of the most unintentionally disgusting scenes in the history of film.
LOLOLOLOL
That’s only his aunt flow. And it only means that he’s becoming a woman.
The best performance given in this movie was given by the laptops. No doubt they were trained by the football from 'The Room'.
Obi Paul Kenobi
That football trains all inanimate objects in bad movies.
Obi Paul Kenobi Not to mention how much abuse they sustained on set.
Dude the room seems absolutely amazing after seeing this.
That’s the idea!
Well it seems to me that you are the expert, Kelley!
I remember when I hacked into the Pentagon with my laptop I never even turned on.
I felt genuinely sorry for the poor laptops!! :-) They received so much beating and mistreatment on the shoot.... just sickening!!
Or maybe it was all well-staged; like at the end of the film there would appear a disclaimer saying, "No real laptops got hurt during filming of this movie!" :-D :-D
subraxas
#LaptopLivesMatter!
Pffft, amateur. I hacked both Pentagon AND the Kremlin with an unplugged toaster.
Sherif El Sharkawy
Amateur you say? I once hacked the alien mothership with a microwave, a usb cable and some paperclips!
don't worry those were the laptops stunt doubles
Those 2 laptops are the real stars of this movie. They're even on the poster
I don’t even think the screens broke from all those impacts.
I just noticed them on the poster for the first time. Hysterical
Double Down: Neil discovers stock footage.
Pass Thru: Neil discovers a drone.
Twisted Pair: Neil discovers basic After Effects.
All those movie titles you mentioned sound like the names of songs from a Spinal Tap album.
Double Down: Neil Breen discovers tuna
Cade: the tortured crossing: ALL BACKGROUNDS CAN BE GREEN SCREENS IF YOU WISH
It's a great progression
19:23 “Get away from me, Jim! You’re drunk! And stay there!” is the best acted line of dialogue in the movie.
I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?
~ Neil Breen from Fateful Findings, 2013
Extremely quotable
How Neil hasn't won a Oscar yet is one of life biggest mysteries.
Rusty Kuntz all he has to do, is start giving out proper “for your consideration” gifts to the academy voters.
Not everyone wants a 6” tall. NUDE, cut out, of Neil Breen for their office.
I can’t get you out of this one, Jim.
@mike bond i love that film!
I feel like I just attended film school. How not to make a movie.
First lesson *points to this movie* DON'T DO THIS
If you watch all his movies. You’ll notice, he seems I have a *No Underwear* rule on his sets, for both men and women.
It's like they shot this movie on a Canon t2i and a kit lens
@@1264-t4y And the sets from 'After Last Season'!
It rarely gets mentioned, but if you want a study in the opposite thing you should look at Bad Taste, the movie Peter Jackson basically made in his parent's garage. That's a great movie about aliens landing in New Zealand to make food out of the humans, yet is funny, dramatic, quirky and believable. "I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
For a guy so dedicated to "hacking into the governments systems",he sure likes to abuse the one tool in order to do that.
He's also always super-vague about it, as if his audience can't handle the truth. Come on Neil, is the president an alien reptile? Has the CIA replaced all the birds with drones? Is it the 9/11 thing? JFK? We can take it, Neil! For something he includes like a bad prop in all his movies, it is all just weirdly unspecific. It's like he just has a checklist and can't be bothered to write a script. Everybody adlib!
1: Pretty women half my age - check!
2: Pointless nudity - check!
3: Destroying already destroyed laptops to be destroyed again in contrived scenes of destruction that are totally not the same ones destroyed in the last movie. - check!
4: "Magic" - check!
5: Muh government corruption, yo! - check!
6: Someone committing suicide or being murdered by "my character". Also worst fake blood in movie history - check!
7: "Hacking" with the computer switched off or destroyed. - check!
Optional:
8: "My character flying/levitating". - check!
9: Domestic abuse and/or substance abuse. -check!
10: Desert
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 thanks i needed to laugh
It is wiser to destroy the evidence constantly so the government doesn’t know what to track. Do not question his plan.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Don't forget things and people disappearing for no reason
"Oh, hello, doctor from the hospital." Classic dialogue that is completely disconnected from real human dialogue. Lol oh Neil.
O hi mark!
Doctor from the zoo
@@melonie_peppers ah yes. I've been expecting you. Come in doctorB.
(The B is for the Bargain)😜
I love how the disposable laptops, which never physically turn on, and are only used as props to be thrown or destroyed, are on the bottom of the movie cover. There's two laptops and they made sure both of them are on the movie cover. They must be extremely important.
They were probably the most expensive items on the Set.
Cause they were the best actors.
Neil is such a great hacker, he doesn't even need to turn them on
"I told her never to come over again...unless she calls first." *wink*
"Yeah hi, it's me. I was wondering if I could come over tonight for some skinny-dipping in your pool, and also for a shared bath in your tub...?"
"Sure, thanks for calling first! Now I know I have to get my wife out of the way somehow, this'll make it a lot easier!"
“Yes, my wife left for the afternoon, you can come over”.
@@faselblaDer3te "I'll just leave some pills out for her"!
The broads just can't resist Neil Breen. Everyone knows that.
Nice ferrari for a drunk living in the suburbs.
My thoughts exactly...just Neil's ego showing through.
+kenny baierl As opposed to his Mary Sue God Complex starring roles, his moral superiority to all other characters in his films, etc...
Purrcat Houses in Nevada are cheap. If you bought a modest one, you might afford a nice car.
Drunk people always have nice stuff i wish i could be a drunk but iam not smart enough
That's Neil's car irl.
haha, what a story Mark!
He beat her so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street..
+Kenrick Eason you always play psychologist
Hey, that's my line
You are tearing me apart lisa !!!
+Tommy Wiseau why you keep taking down most of the popular "the room" scenes?
I found your channel about 2 years ago, and your goofy skits and witty sarcasm have kept me company through a lot of gnarly life events ❤️ Thanks for sharing your passion with us, love you dude!
Thank you!!!
@@FanboyFlickshe was talking to me
@@FanboyFlicksThat should be Pamela's face on your shirt!! That Jason mask was part 3. Pamela never gets the respect she deserves and still SHE started it all! RIP Betsy 😢🙏
When she looks at the camera, you just know that she's re-evaluating her life choices. You can just see it in her face 🤣
Just thinking man I should have just signed on to that movie produced by Brazzers instead.
It is the Best and Funniest Scene in this Fucking Piece of Garbage!
And it is exactly what you describe......it’s caught on Film!
Good Directors would have Done that on Purpose in a Comedy Movie!
This is the Real Thing.....and for that....maybe it was Good that Breen did this „Movie“!
@@ladida1031 yes, also, damn she is beautiful. What is she doing in a crappy movie like this? Was she really that desperate or was this just a favour for a friend?
@@PS4sos21 she looks fine, yeah.
@@TheBanshee90 😂😂
Your Boom-mic-operator-impression killed me! So funny!
I honestly did not hear 📣 laughing. It sounded like garments or sleeves 👖 shifting.
Same here! Lol!
Honestly the death scene from The Room probably has better acting than the death scene here... they at least sort of tried to sound emotional in The Room
I'll admit that the 10 seconds around the "God forgive me" part to the gunshot was at any decent acting.
Then again, Jim did amazing job acting dead.
I would have burst out laughing
I actually agree with you
"I told her to never come over here UNLESS she called first."
You wouldn't want those naked ladies coming over unannounced.
My wife and I went to Disney World for our honeymoon and I did my best to tell every single worker “it’s a magical day!” My wife was not as amused as I was.
I’ve seen this movie seven times it is one of my favs. If you pretend this is a movie written, directed, and acted by bots it makes everything more believable.
24:32 best acting in the entire movie for not cracking up. It probably took all she had not to laugh.
Emily!
If Neil and Tommy Wiseau get together for a project the Universe would implode.
Honestly it might just create a new one as they both are filmmaking GODS and that cinematic creation might just birth an entire new existence.
Neil and David Lynch would be better
The perfect trifecta would have to include Steven Seagal.
"... and they go back to the magic mushroom." Such great line delivery.
I completely cracked up laughing when he said "where they have sex by the mushroom".
"No: that is not true! *looks around like a guilty dog*"
just like the evil dog from the simpsons hahahah
All of Breen's acting is at about 20%, like he never gets over being camera shy.
There are SO many things that are unresolved in this movie.
1. What happened to Leah's fiance after she broke up with him?
2. Did the police arrest Jim's wife for his murder?
3. What happens to Jim's daughter?
4. If Dylan can teleport, then why blindfold and gag Leah?
5. What is the purpose of the book and the crystal?
6. Who is the Man in Black?
7. Why did Dylan need therapy?
8. Why aren't the police suspicious that Dylan shacked up with Leah so quickly after Emily's death?
9. Why and how did an ordinary author became a hacker?
10. Who ordered Leah's kidnapping?
On a side note, it seems like Breen is okay with mass murder because he always massacres the "villains" in his movies.
20:44. One of the greatest comedic scenes in history. Looking dead into the camera "what in the gawd's name am I doing with my life" look on her face lol.
Almost like she had a line and just forgot it and turned to the boom operator and was like "you are here witnessing this, if he attempts to kill me, you are a witness to this right?!".
This movie is a great way to work out your cringe reflex and resistance. I had to pause a few times to steel my resolve.
I hid beneath my blankets and lamented aloud.
22:39 and 27:28 .... I c-can't... HNNNGNGggggg...........*mashes spacebar from stroke inducing content*
I'm just squirming on my bed while cringing hard and letting out weird voices
Every time Mark cut to a scene from the movie, a part of my soul died.
I had to skip past the young girl bath scene. That whole scene was, old man wish fulfillment, at its strongest.
BEST COMPUTERS EVER - they hack even with that constant physical abuse
and even when they aren't turned on!
They're resilient actors
There needs to be union regulations for props. 😂
You're not wrong!! He uses those computers to hack the government in another movie!
I think it's called Double Down
The amount of violence against laptops in this movie is shocking.
Your sacrifice is appreciated, Mark. This was hard to watch even edited, I can't imagine the pain of sitting it through, writing the script and editing.
Niel Breen makes movies just so he can make out with women.
And show his sac on screen...
@@EE33339 LMFAO
Can we even consider this a movie? I'd call it a horribly written and acted long porno
Yes, because nobody would touch him without prior payment. Have you SEEN his demon grin????
Yes, because nobody would touch him without prior payment. Have you SEEN his demon grin????
Great vid Mark. See you again in 5 months.
ha
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Cyka.
blyat
It's been 1.
what did those poor laptops ever do to him?
kingbradley6000 for real tho lol 😂
He couldn’t find any of his nude scenes on Pornhub.
mike bond Dafuk?
Got in his way! Neil Breen is a passionate man, laptops aren't going to stop him!
It doesn't matter since none of them seems to be working...
14:20 That's amazing dialogue delivery there
-- Big fan!
I can’t believe I watched this, i just can’t believe i did. I can’t believe I watched this. How could have i have watched this...🙄
Read this as i was watching the "suicide scene 😂😂😂😂
I can't help you out of this one, jeffsond
I started watching thinking I would check it out and I could not stop
haha
Who are you?! What are you?!
"and I swear to god, if his gown somehow blows open, I'm gonna-GODDAMN IT"
The Modest Goddess 😂😂
@@TheSsjJoker 😂🤓😚😚😚😚😚😊😚😊😉😊😊 😘
You just don't get the genius of the timeline Neil created. The scene with the kids takes place in 201X, while all the scenes with himas an adult take place in 205X. Simple.
😂😂😂😂
4:3 laptops will be relevant again in 2050.
Yeah no
So is Neil making a movie or a Mega Man game?
@@Pocketrocket-pj1us 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neil obviously had someone close to him commit suicide. You can't create a scene that raw without digging into some real shit. I really believed that Neil couldn't believe that guy committed suicide.
The way he says Emily when he finds his wife unconscious is like how a brother addresses his sister after she's deleted his saved game data
The only reason Neil makes these films and hires these actresses is so he can sleep with them.
also launder money?
I can't blame him. Seems to be working.
It's a mutual beneficial production
agree. hes a fucking creep!
Or, to make people believe he did.
“Yeah, that (actor/actress) was totally willing to do anything for the part. Rusty Trombones, Hillbilly Handshakes, Texan Tornados, Cleveland Steamers. You name it, they were up for it”
Plus, For the really crappy actor/actresses, even a Neil Breen movie can get you a SAG card; if you have at least one speaking line.
I might do a movie of his, just to have that card.
"International secrets all over the world." Neil... international... is.. okay
Well, at least he made an effort to distinguish them from local secrets all over the neighborhood.
Can I just say, that opening shot may be the best thing Breen has ever done. The juxtaposition of industrial and artisinal, the contrasting colour palette, the corrugation of the pages of the book mirroring the shutters, the variation of shots, angles, focuses etc, subdued lighting, the suggestion of a greater mystery... but I also get the feeling it was entirely accidental 😅
Meh it needed boobs.
“What does it mean? Who knows?!?”
This is my favorite review of yours Mark, and I have seen them all. Why is it so funny? Your utter confusion about what’s going on and your inability to make sense of it (both entirely normal reactions).
You are truly a saint for making this video. I just made a 3min video for my film class, and it took me like 2 full days. I don't even want to think about how long this took.
"I can't help you outta this one, Jim."
okay, so a man suffering from head injuries believes that an odd childhood event is allowing him supernatural powers of hacking and finding corruption everywhere. that he stares at a blank screen and believes he sees things is perfectly inline with the character's delusions and paranoia. his personal relationships begin to crumble... but, then something happens that allows us to believe that he's not crazy.
maybe there's a cohesive story in here somewhere....?
I have been binging on your videos for a solid week at least. You're my new favourite channel to just rewatch (which I do now and then on review channels like yms, Mista GG, RLM and IHE in particular) and I think it's a combination of your relatively calm voice (no Diss, it's perfect to fall asleep to) and the constant background music. I know a lot of people complain about not enough audio movie clips being in the videos, but I actually prefer video and steady music overlay. It makes rewatching really comfortable, because I know what to expect. Consistency is key and you hit the mark with your moderation style. Much love, many rewatches to follow
I love how he just exposed "secrets" and doesn't explain what they are lol
The super secret kind, obviously! So secret that he can't tell us 🤫
"I swear to god, if his gown somehow blows open I'm gonna GOD DAMN IT"
I knew it was coming too, but I burst out laughing......
I kinda would like to believe that the Fateful Findings everyone's seen is actually a cut butchered in the editing room for some reason, and that there's a three-hour "original" version where everything that plays out in the story makes perfect sense. And the same goes for all of Neil's films.
The Snyder method
Why?
It is amazing how much terrible directors love their own faces, Niel Breen and Tommy Wiseau being prime examples.
egomaniacs...
M Night anyone? 😂
Perfect example!
+Purp Bradley No
Should also add Daddy Derek on here ;) Good old Cool Cat and Gun Safety!
I love the cheery background music and his "im so fucking done" attitude during the video lol
Neil makes Tommy Wiseau look like Steven Spielberg..
Don't stop there, I would say like Martin Scorcese, no less.
After having watched Neil Breens movies... I am feeling less stable....
Oh hi Mark!
I did not hit her....I did not!!!!!
Oh Thanks Mark!
For another video...
your tearing me apart Lisa!
+Chris Claypool You are tearing me apart!!
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Neil is a troll.
There is no other explanation.
Neil is a troll.
Thomas Gras It’s a guy with a messiah complex, and he gets to act it out with every movie he makes. With all the tax loop holes, he makes money on every single movie.
So, why wouldn’t you act out all your fantasies like: being the chosen one, having secret magical powers, having a woman 1/4 your age try and seduce you, have every woman you meet fall in love with you, and Literally Saving the United States from corruption singlehandedly.
Maybe he's an alien
After watching some of his films, I have to agree, no one could make films this god awful without doing it on purpose, he is a comedy genius and so long as he can keeps the Kaufman act up and keeps pretending he is serious, then these films are the greats worse movies made this century.
He would be the most amazing troll to ever exist. Other than the non-trolls in Troll 2. For me it's easier to believe he's just that awful than he's playing us... Or maybe that's what I want to believe lol.
Delusion is another explanation.
This film had so many irrelevant sub plots, inconsistencies between scenes, bizarre character behavior, bad acting and just plain weirdness that I had to stop watching the movie about every 20 minutes just to absorb all of it. It literally ended up taking me five days to get through the thing. That said, it probably one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies I've ever seen.
I love that you pointed out the Lexus and the Fusion. Reminds me of the opening scene for That 70's Show, I can't remember what seasons, but there's an F-150 in the background that the oldest it can be is a 1997 model year.
5:20 Mark brought out his inner Canadian.
Sure did! His inter Canadian couldn't resist coming out!
You mean the "eh?!" he uttered? Well, that's English working class stuff as Hell, though!!! I'm from London, UK.
Eh is common in parts of the US also.
I’m saury. There’s no need to shoat, eh?
That scene of Niell "exposing" government secrets reminded me of an Angry Joe skit.
AJA Ryan1994 except angry Joe had better green screen
Of course
Neil Breen, 100%, has a messiah complex.
Doctor Cthulhu what? No. What could have possibly give you that idea?
He is captain USA.😆
I’ve watched all your Neil Breen reviews over and over, they really crack me up and put me in a good mood!
A Hallmark of Neil's movies is Everytime neils says something he blinks im guessing to show the severity of his movies themes
Compared to other youtubers that review movies I love watching yours the most because of the way you present the movie with your blunt don't give a shit attitude. Keep them coming man
This was funnier than the YMS review. I love this damn channel.
yeah YMS is pretty mean-spirited and passive-aggressive compared to Fanboy Flicks good humoured roasts
"I can tell, Jim didn't marry her for her brains". Love it :)
@ 8:06 god dammit 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 just found your channel new subscriber!!!😂😂
When I saw this movie I was convinced Neil was doing this movie for the casting couch.
Also that final monologue where he talks about how he's the best hacker ever is completely hilarious, kinda sad you didn't include it!
WHEN HE TRIES TO DRINK THE COFFEE LMAOOOOO
Me tryna act sick to get out of school
26:32 Holy crap! How did Neil Breen get the footage from the action movie I made in middle school?
did his wife overdose on the tablets she stole from the toilet water that he "threw" away hahahahaha... w.t.f
She actually died because of the water not the pills.
Nicolas Cuenca She died because she wanted to escape the movie
Jenny Warm to me you made it sound like she was eating those big phone like things but bigger... I know it's not what you meant but eating tablets takes the incredible amount of effort and skill to pull it off actually :O
I sure hope so.
I assume those were either opiates (painkillers) or benzos (anti anxiety). Few other pills get you high like those types do.
1:55 - “we are the dreamer who dreams and then lives inside the dream” - Lynch in Twin Peaks the Return.
3:46 there's a small pouch under my mushroom too.
I am here.... now... to watch your review!!
"I knew it.....................(blank, emotionless stare into the void)...............there is another girl."
The reason why I take care of my skin is because I don't want to age horribly like Neil Breen. He looks like he could be on an episode of Botched, and I'm pretty sure he's never had plastic surgery.
Neil Breen is almost 70 years old, so personally I wouldn't say he's aged all that badly, it's just that he keeps playing characters that are clearly supposed to be quite a lot younger than he is.
Niobesnuppa He does look good for seventy.
Wow he’s 70? I almost can’t believe that....
Neil Breen was born in 1958, he’s actually 60. I don’t think he looks bad for 60 either though.
@@Niobesnuppa Yeah, he's not horrible looking but still, lifting weights would make him more credible as an ultra super duper hacker with supernatural abilities. In some scenes he looks like he has boobs and hitting the gym would do wonders for a guy his age!
Oh, and having firmer muscles would make women attracted to him a lot more believable. Not saying that his character should only rely on his appearance but it would help make him more badass...
I figured out the black garbage bag room - it is the *inside* of the little black rock. They're inside the rock, or the dimension the rock is connected to. The Black Lodge, perhaps?
My mind is officially blown
Jim killed himself because he felt bad about knockin all the food on the ground at the BBQ
We lost it at the spinach scene - that one just took us by surprise, even after everything that came before it.
"Get comfortable guys...it's about to get odd."
Never have truer words been spoken.
19:45 four laptops with black screens. This is awful.
14.20 was epic and funny as hell, and and your line delivery was funny and real impressive!
I don’t know how this guy doesn’t have millions of subscribers, one of the funniest people on TH-cam. Love his videos.
He hardly says anything funny. He just mocks silly films.
I agree with you about David Lynch. He's my all time favorite director thanks to films like Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, and Mulholland Drive, and when someone asks me why I like his films so much,it's really hard to say why. I just do.
Every time I see these"bad" movies, I just think it's a way for these guys to touch pretty women that they'd never be able to get close to
"Why would you sign the instructions to a kidnapping?"
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We may never know, Mark....
And we will have to live with that...
Neil Breen movies are the perfect choice for 1 A.M. on a sleepless night where you smoked up all your weed before midnight where you are just post peak high and have a few hours of slow come down before you drift off to sleep with the rising sun. David Lynch is for peak and pre peak highs. Breen movies are like the small piece of chicken after you have eaten the big piece of chicken (lynch movies) and are still hungry.
I think the best lesson Neil has shown us, not only do drugs, but teaches us to show these movies to meth heads, to scare them off of drugs.
No-one: ...
Neil: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS!!
I'm starting to think there's people with money to burn, competing on who can make the worst movie into a cult hit. After the success (or Un-success) of 'The Room' I think people are actually TRYING to make bad movies.
+IrritableMoron wow that's crazy. Thanks for letting me know. You had me laughing with the "crazy sincerity" haha. That's awesome.
Honestly, The Room wasn't that bad. Of Samurai Cop, Troll 2, the Breen trilogy and The Room, The Room is far and away the most competently made.
+IrritableMoron Your comment is hilarious! Do people get why The Room became a cult classic?! Because Tommy Wisaeo was TRYING to make a film with seriousness and that's why it is hilarious! See they just making bad films looking for unintentional comedy but just end up making a bad film that's just bad with no redeeming qualities...
Definitely, but Neil Breen comes off as one of those dead serious ones that want to address issues and have a vision. There's no jokiness about his stuff. The sincerity of it is what makes it fascinating.
Geospasmic You got a point..
I think this guy is actually a fan of terrible movies like the room so he decided to make a few of his own for people's and his own entertainment. I think he's actually a genius
I think I've figured out Neil Breen, he makes films to show film students EXACTLY what NOT to do while making films! That's why he ensures that every aspect of his films, from the acting/script to the cinematography/editing, sets benchmarks for incompetence/cringe!
Has to be it right? No one is this bafflingly inept by accident...?
The way he cuts scenes by itself is so funny
The big book at the beginning of the movie is the book of fate , and when it disappears in the middle it manifests the accomplishment of the main 2 characters fate' at last. All the deaths are the tools of carrying out the fate of intertwining characters played by Breen & the blonde doctor and the rest can be interpret as such leading to a general goodness for the mankind. (By a certified Breenologist)
6:59 Yes, Mark. It was ABSOLUTELY necessary to show us that. Matter of fact, the structure of the ENTIRE storyline would’ve been DESTROYED if Neil hadn’t included that scene.
I love when I see a new "fanboy flicks" review in my queue. Dreams really do come true.
the bad acting, poor story, etc actually the things that bother me with these types of movies. it's dumb crap like the street crossing scene. Why would you show people crossing the street there, when you have no people visible in the establishing shots. I can understand bad acting, but I can't understanding putting in a shot like that.