Mike took a scary fall there, it's a good thing he strengthened his body by doing the Osteoporosis Dance...or he'd be nothing but bones by now. EDIT: it seems that the tutelage of Ol' Camelfeet and her cohorts Betty and Linda wasn't enough to save our hack fraud friends...
I found Satan Killer filming location: Beach Outfitters: 1802 Atlantic Av My Three Sons: 1812 Atlantic Av. Candy Kitchen: 2204 Atlantic Av. All in Virginia Beach, VA All have gone out of business. I found them in an archived phone book listing from 1991.
Oooh I thought I heard Josh reference Newport News! Which is where I was born and raised and currently live-but does not have the beach town vibe of parts of VA Beach. It’s only an hour away from though which is why it looked familiar! Tbh I was excited to hear that someone not from the east coast had heard of NN
Hello, I am one of the punks in the scene at 1:09:40. I am the guy who says "Fuck" . me and the other two were walking down va beach va when we were approached and asked to be extras. we had to meet with the production crew the next morning at like 6 am and spent almost twelve hour on this alley scene. we were only 15 years old. I carried the memory of making this movie with me for almost 15 years before I found out (through one of the other punks in the scene) that this movie did exist. At the time of filming it was untitiled.
Golden retrievers are literally bred to have a 'soft' bite. Their main selling point was that they 'retrieved' fowl in a way that didn't break the feathers of the birds their owner shot, unlike other non-retriever dogs. A pack of rabid Chihuahua's is more dangerous than Golden retrievers..
They say they don't recognize any names on the Hollow Gate box, but there is the legendary "Richard Pepin" who we all know is the lead actor from Battlefield Earth AND also played for the Charlotte Hornets.
A sad note for Shockem Dead, Aldo Ray was Tony the pizza shop owner. Aldo Ray was a big star who later in life took any work he could get due to his ongoing battle with cancer and needing money to cover his medical costs. This was his last role and shortly after past away in a VA hospital.
Yeah I thought that was him and surprised the guys didn't give him a shout out. Oh well such is life and it is sad some of the rough endings of some actors...
@@harrisongoertz1346 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, AND... These men are pawns! I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads. Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business. Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot! Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'. I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East. Oh where, ar-are you? Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! This is unbelievable. HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a Are the two American messengers of god dead yet? Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Wa-as just fo-or you He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run smuck, they're trying to kill us! Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani. Your girl? How did she get to be your girl? ONLY YOU! I think they're wonderful! Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!
@@kennethbryant5819 *it was all the jokes they crack wise with, see? Not just that, but that jab at ol' Weiny for sure, not to mention Mike falling down!*
@@kennethbryant5819 it was also pretty clean for a BOTW with great production value and tight editing from start to finish. Earlier episodes don't have that quality, and this one has a great Halloween theme that ties it all together to be their least trashy BOTW yet!
Rather than a spotlight just do 3 Saturday Night Live skits that were turned into movies long after they had overstayed their welcome as skits. Night At The Roxberry could be one of the other films. And did Toonces The Car Driving Cat ever get a movie?
My son brought you guys to my attention and you’re great. We love watching together. After watching this episode we researched Steve Calamari which actually is the lead actor Steve Sayre (drunk cop). He did go on to direct other films. Two years after “Satan Killer” he directed “Lost at Sea”, which includes a credit for “Villain” who is portrayed by cultural phenomenon and multi-billionaire Mark Cuban. Before you assume IMDb got it wrong all things including Cuban’s Wikipedia page support this claim. In 1995 Cuban was a millionaire but not yet a billionaire. I can’t find a way to watch “Lost at Sea” but I ask that you help bring this film and Cuban’s acting career to light. Hope you read this and thanks again for all the laughs.
I wish my father could speak english, I would love to bond over ugly, drunken and regrettful Mid-Westerners with him! I hope you and your son cherish your time with these lovable fatsos.... and Jay.
@@chadsigmarson673 not sure if the acting elite would appreciate that. Rich Evans is not ugly, he's what they call "homely". You don't tell famed Ellain Degenerate co-stars about how nasty they look on camera.
@@shitbuttpoopfuck8664 you got me. Matt Travis is a clever anagram I came up with for Mark Cuban. Those two names have the same letters right? Wait...they don’t?
He could have had a fixation on those instead of birds. Stuffed Pomeranians in Norman Bates Office, Marion Crane was going to be called Marion Pomeranian
I really love how Mike is struggling with the boot. It's an ancient drinking glass used for drinking games in germany, and everytime it makes this funny splashy sounds, Mike would have had to buy another round. Glad he didn't know this. Otherwise none of these guys would have survived the filming of this episode unless he sold his soul to satan.
Not to be pedantic (okay I'm going to be pedantic), but the drinking boot actually originated in England and made its way to Germany in the 19th century where the military adopted the ritual of drinking an entire boot at once. It's neither ancient nor German. Edit: The Germans being German of course found a much more efficient way to mass produce the boots and that's why it caught on as a fad and later tradition
I build a veritable nest with pillows when I watch movies or play video games. One of the best parts of being an adult is being able to live like a child.
I'm glad they picked the small skeleton at the end for Jay when in the "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" Halloween episode Jack thought that a small skeleton was Jay. Good consistency.
Best scene ever shown on best of the worst. I can see the director saying "I send you out to get some attack dogs and you came back with this?" Goldens just aren't blood-thirsty enough to pull this off.
Reminds me of the time Bumblefoot or Tanglefoot or whatever was talking to Jack Frost in an echo lousy cave. A clip here is titled "When Mike Stoklasa Breaks".
I'm literally just in the comments trying to see if someone translated it, I noticed it was a sausage pentacle so didn't think it was a band, but couldn't figure out what it said
One of my friends told me that people who live in Utah usually stay here till they die and honestly if I have to stay here longer I hope I don't make 35
I want more best of the worst videos, but I can understand how hard it is to force oneself to watch these videos. Thats why we need to do it by force, tie up Rich Evans and making him watch more terrible films.
It's cause the scariest day will be election day, Halloween is obsolete this year. Haunted houses should just have reenactments of modern politics, that would be scarier than any serial killer or monster.
The director "Stephen Calamari" is actually our Drunktective with the yellow shirt. I'm surprised nobody recognized him and talked about him like he was a different person, I thought they were kidding at first but it was clear that they had no idea. And if you think about it, it changes the whole context of the movie cause he was also the star, there was this whole ego angle to be explored and they completely missed it.
Yeah, and to be fair it's the first vanity project were our guy isn't a body building, kung fu expert, genius, sexual deity he's a drunk sociopath. Was definitely worth a shout.
He looks like two completely different people when you compare the mugshot and the character in the movie, like he somehow changed his ethnicity for the role
Maybe because it is hardly a flattering character, it is odd like if he just wanted to show how miserable he feels by playing a miserable character; I can respect that a little more than all the Getevens, Mcnamara brothers, etc. of the world
So cool to see this great Emmy™® nominated discussion get the Emmy™® nomination. Super happy for everyone involved. Except everyone involved with the movies discussed.
@@z-beeblebrox I had a package delivered to my house one day and I went outside to go get it. The delivery man was scared of my neighbor's Golden Retriever that went into my yard. He said " I don't mess around with dogs man". And I was thinking it is just a Golden Retriever, it is probably the least threatening dog on the planet.
Ah, yes, Golden Retrievers. Dogs with bites so viscous that....they are best known for carrying things in their mouth without doing the slightest bit of damage to it...
I might be crazy, but the drunken dad looks alot like the evil fbi guy in another crapterpiece called "Meltdown" a vanity project starring and directed by an Owen Wilson clone.
For anyone wondering, when they show the main character's hands shredding and doing crazy shit on guitar, it's actually Michael Angelo Batio. I wanted to be him when I was in junior high. He's still around and still really amazing in that genre of playing. Edit: Aaaand I should have known Josh would know who it was if I would have watched farther ;)
@@chilboswaggins5500 Wait....are you suggesting that the info we are given has been manipulated and is inherently and intentionally biased? Shhhhhh..... They live, we sleep.
1:01:58 As a non-Star Trek fan, I got that reference because I watched the "More Rich and Mike's Top Ten TNG Episodes - re:View". It's like the RLM's very own cinematic universe.
Mike on the ground had actual tears coming out of my eyes, and watching Mike drink this much is giving me actual anxiety. Thanks, Mike. You put yourself on the line for us.
Congrats on the Emmy shortlist! Very excited and hopeful to see that Jay might get a well-deserved nod for his editing on this episode. Here's hoping our favorite hack frauds get nominated and take home at least one Emmy.
"We honor the witches who died of alcohol poisoning by brewing and heavily imbibing alcohol... similarly to how we honor the life of JFK by wearing sniper rifle paraphernalia... and honor Jesus by wearing crucifixes..." (Couldn't help but think of the Bill Hicks joke...)
My Midwestern mom thinks Mike gets mean when he's drunk. She respects Rich and his sobriety. She thinks he is a sweet boy who is incredibly practical and can see through the bullshit in any situation. Mike is a more typical Midwestern man. Rich Evans is the ideal Midwestern man.
They never brought up how much Shock Em Dead was similar to Brian De Palma's Phantom of the Paradise with the contract with the devil and strange flamboyant lead vocalist of the rock band. The voyeuristic pepperoni peephole scene was also something De Palma would have done.
pepperonipizzapiepeephole goes to redlettermedia's band camp now. The madlads
'Bout to buy a VCR repair patch because of that.
Stopped the video to check. Pleasantly surprised.
To their merch specifically
I was typing pepperonipizzapiepeephole and it popped as a common google search
pepperonipizzapiepeepholepomeranian still available!
Yesss watching bad movies with friends simulator is back on
It genuinely fills that void for a moment
and then the insidious lonliness creeps back in afterwards.
Thanks for the reality smack..
I think if it as "having friends simulator."
I sometimes hit the pause button and crack a joke and then pretend they laugh at my joke.........it makes me feel alive ...
They really did buy the website. Confirmed for Not Frauds.
Well, it's just a redirect to their merch site, so they're half-frauds. At a minimum. Two-thirds frauds at the most though.
balls!
It redirects to Space Cop at 75% discounted.
@@cyrus2395 pepperonipizzapiepeephole
Were you paying attention to the video at all?
they’re still hacks
1:29:29 will go down in history as the most genuine, exuberant and heartfelt laugh from Mike Stoklasa ever captured on camera. Bless that guy!
The way he looks at Rich 😊
Up there with Tanglefoot
Watch the resident evil reaction clip Rich, Mike, and Jay laugh for uncontrollably for about 2 and a half minutes
for me it's at 40:15
gotta be the most genuine laugh i've ever heard
He had some to spare after his reaction at 1:25:05
Box copy: Hollow Gate
Title screen: Hollowgate
That's the kind of attention to detail and professionalism I crave from 80s horror flicks.
I feel like a hollow gate wouldn't be very sturdy...
@@OperatorError0919 maybe it's so the gate is light enough to fly, like birds
@@LPChipi Good Christ, you run over ONE little stunt double with farm machinery and suddenly you're Pol Pot.
@@OperatorError0919
Hallow Gate is the compact theory about the Halloween Costume store, with a basement, where the elites do rituals.
Mike took a scary fall there, it's a good thing he strengthened his body by doing the Osteoporosis Dance...or he'd be nothing but bones by now.
EDIT: it seems that the tutelage of Ol' Camelfeet and her cohorts Betty and Linda wasn't enough to save our hack fraud friends...
that one might be my favorite episode
My first BOTW and still my favorite to this day :’)
.....ummm did u see the last 10 seconds of the video?? lol
@@DeRockMedia oh no...Old Camelfeet led him astray!
@@toastedghost8971 XD
Another moment for the ever expanding "Jay Bauman is tiny" compilation at the end there.
@@serenacelestine It took me till this video to realize green lights were shining and he hadn't added a green streak.
If Jay was 6’2” he would simply be too powerful
Rich's fake witch-laugh is less witch-like than his actual genuine laugh.
The child-sized Jay skeleton was a great touch.
making a re appearance from years ago when jack thought Jay died
proof that the guys are just big boned
It was the best touch
What do you mean child sized? That’s regular size for Jay
You mean jay-sized child skeleton?
I found Satan Killer filming location:
Beach Outfitters: 1802 Atlantic Av
My Three Sons: 1812 Atlantic Av.
Candy Kitchen: 2204 Atlantic Av.
All in Virginia Beach, VA
All have gone out of business. I found them in an archived phone book listing from 1991.
cool
The credits state that it was filmed on location in both Virginia Beach and Hollywood.
You are the real drunktective
Oooh I thought I heard Josh reference Newport News! Which is where I was born and raised and currently live-but does not have the beach town vibe of parts of VA Beach. It’s only an hour away from though which is why it looked familiar! Tbh I was excited to hear that someone not from the east coast had heard of NN
@@mernalequinox3398 Josh made a Sheetz joke in another video, so if he's not from the east coast, he's at least familiar with it.
The scariest thing in this is that somebody decided It's Pat had to be on Blu-ray.
Is it a really bad movie?
You know SNL's track record.
@@comicsdude3166 it's one of those rare 0% rotten tomatoes movies
You take that back sir!
@@maisieavis2712 i want to watch it now.
Hello, I am one of the punks in the scene at 1:09:40. I am the guy who says "Fuck" . me and the other two were walking down va beach va when we were approached and asked to be extras. we had to meet with the production crew the next morning at like 6 am and spent almost twelve hour on this alley scene. we were only 15 years old. I carried the memory of making this movie with me for almost 15 years before I found out (through one of the other punks in the scene) that this movie did exist. At the time of filming it was untitiled.
You got random pimp kill instead of ball cop? Sorry for your loss.
Golden retrievers are literally bred to have a 'soft' bite. Their main selling point was that they 'retrieved' fowl in a way that didn't break the feathers of the birds their owner shot, unlike other non-retriever dogs. A pack of rabid Chihuahua's is more dangerous than Golden retrievers..
By any chance, do you know what Chihuahuas were bred for? Are they mini guard dogs or demonspawn or something?
@@blurberrycreative1996 taco meat
This is true. As a child, my wife was chased down and attacked by a mob of wild chihuahuas. It’s okay to laugh, enough time has passed.
@@jlkailua well thats...Intriguing
@@blurberrycreative1996 Actual answer is hunting rats, which they will tear to shreds.
When Mike loses control of himself, and laughs that special maniacal way of his, Jay is always like "oh mY goD" lol
where in the ep is that?
1:29:28
@@arvidgtr "oh mY goD" at 1:29:41
Mike would make a good Joker.
Look at all that blank shelf space for more Nukie tapes and copies of Vampire Assassin!
It will not be complete until they own every remaining copy of nukie.
@@axolotllan and then they throw them into the mouth of a volcano.
I miss the Nukie tapes. Maybe they need a new thing to collect
"A Thousand Pomeranians" gives off heavy "Night of the Lepus" vibes lmao
or "101 Dalmatians," and i'd be down for one of them dark and mature Disney live action remakes of that, considering.
I would absolutely pay to see it, those vicious little bastards are basically land pirahna. Would also pay to see the sequel, 2000 chihauhas.
Didn't they make that already and called it "Critters".
@@mnemot Well did you like it?
The only thing that scared me here is Jay's knowledge of horror film front cover tag lines.
i want jay to let loose with his knowledge of shitty horror films. the man is an encyclopedia of garbage
Me "Oh no Mike is actually hurt."
Mike: "Help me Jesus."
Me: "Never mind he's fine."
He's fallen and he can't get up.
With his alcoholism, Mike is going to die anyhow, he is fine.
They say they don't recognize any names on the Hollow Gate box, but there is the legendary "Richard Pepin" who we all know is the lead actor from Battlefield Earth AND also played for the Charlotte Hornets.
And won 6 championships in 5 years
Jack Packard is the only man on earth with a vintage Scottie Pippen Hornets jersey.
LMFAO
"drilldo" was the word all of them were searching for.
Vince used to drive a dildozer.
@Science Bear , Morel Mushroom Oral, the Larry Tree Lonik porn parody?
I was yelling "drilldo" at my phone like a crazy person when they were grasping. So glad it wasn't just me that thought of it.
as Jay's hair gets longer, he gets more creative with the editing
Funny mane
A sad note for Shockem Dead, Aldo Ray was Tony the pizza shop owner. Aldo Ray was a big star who later in life took any work he could get due to his ongoing battle with cancer and needing money to cover his medical costs. This was his last role and shortly after past away in a VA hospital.
Aww :(
Yeah I thought that was him and surprised the guys didn't give him a shout out. Oh well such is life and it is sad some of the rough endings of some actors...
That's sad :( .
And Aldo Ray's son works with David Lynch. Talk about coincidences Jay...
@@TheEchelon1619 Interesting...
I NEED a series called, How Do We Fix This Shit? Hosted by Rich Evan's in a home improvement style setting. Please, make this a thing.
This comment needs to be pinned.
No
Doesn’t even need to be fixing a whole movie. I’d settle for Rich fixing bad scenes of bad movies.
Home Movie Improvement, starring Film Allen
I will only watch this if Mike is his Al Borlund style sidekick with a toolbelt that only holds beers.
Don’t mind me. Just watching an episode of Best of the Worst that made an Emmy ballot.
I just want them to show a clip of this at the Emmy's.
They need to play the night of a thousand Pomeranians section
@@chriswalls6275 I hope its the literal first line in the episode - Ooooo I am the Crap Keeper!
Jay is now a Emmy nominated editor!
Is this real
You can't distract me from the Jason X re:View Jay, fingers crossed it'll be the same length as this BOTW
Reviews longer than the subjects run time are the only reviews I trust anymore.
I really appreciate you guys putting out two BOTWs this month.
You're all class act frauds.
Class action lawsuit frauds.
@@rav-7072 The best the bottom shelf has to offer!
Top drawer frauds.
@@janesmith1840 VERY COOL
top notch HACK frauds
I got genuinely excited thay they were gonna watch It's Pat for a second
I want a It’s Pat, Nukie and Ishtar episode now
@@harrisongoertz1346 Yes!
@@harrisongoertz1346 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, AND...
These men are pawns!
I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads.
Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD!
They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business.
Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition.
So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list?
Your life is in danger.
Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot!
Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'.
I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East.
Oh where, ar-are you?
Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah!
This is unbelievable.
HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA
Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a
Are the two American messengers of god dead yet?
Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures?
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Wa-as just fo-or you
He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run smuck, they're trying to kill us!
Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani.
Your girl? How did she get to be your girl?
ONLY YOU!
I think they're wonderful!
Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!
You really really want RLM to do a review of “Its Pat the movie”?
Money plane.
@@harrisongoertz1346 That's gonna be the Christmas episode
This episode is officially Nominated to be nominated for an Emmy
Let's be real, it was for the Weinstein joke.
@@kennethbryant5819 *it was all the jokes they crack wise with, see? Not just that, but that jab at ol' Weiny for sure, not to mention Mike falling down!*
@@kennethbryant5819 it was also pretty clean for a BOTW with great production value and tight editing from start to finish. Earlier episodes don't have that quality, and this one has a great Halloween theme that ties it all together to be their least trashy BOTW yet!
You misspelled: Eh, me.
Mike is so in love with Rich that their laughs are starting to blend into a single sound
Who isn't in love with Rich? Or maybe its infatuation...
@@drobinson-uo7ic It's actually called unhealthy obsession in Mike's case
@@Eightsixseven23224 And also in the case of 72% of RLM fans.
Apparently when movie critics live together their laughs synchronise
Welp it's settled, we need a best of the worst spotlight episode for It's Pat.
You started it RLM, now you gotta face the consequences.
I think they're just getting so good at Black Spine Junka that they need something to go on top once they run out of Nukies
@@MrHendrix17 Honestly I'm just shocked, utterly shocked that 'It's Pat' recieved a god damn bluray release lol
"Here's my review for It's Pat:
It's Crap."
Rather than a spotlight just do 3 Saturday Night Live skits that were turned into movies long after they had overstayed their welcome as skits. Night At The Roxberry could be one of the other films. And did Toonces The Car Driving Cat ever get a movie?
Josh's shirt says "Vanguard" for anyone wondering. There's a bar in Milwaukee by the same name that sells those shirts.
Thanks! I was thinking it had to be a faux black metal logo because there’s a decent chance I would’ve recognized it otherwise
@@Malkav65 Same here, man. I was scratching my head like "what fucking band is that?"
I thought it was Ministry solely because the Nerdy Guitarist Sex Pervert had a TSOL shirt on.
Cheers, I thought it said Man Ham or ManoHam
I wasn't wondering and don't care, but I respect you're right to impart such information.
Emmy-nominated-nominated web series Best of the Worst
for real?
I'll definitely be watching this while I put the finishing touches on my lust-crazed muck monster costume.
requires a lot of GAK I bet xD
The last step is eating tons and tons of beans
Is it just going naked?
Muck MEN, my good sir. Muck MEN.
I'm making rawhead rex costume. I already came on a priest today.
"There's not a lot going on in Virginia" - man who lives in Wisconsin
@@None-Trick_Pony why you guys throwing statues
🤣
@@None-Trick_Pony VA is actually the most flown-over state, due to JFK airport in DC and Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta.
@@kgpspyguy if you are an artist that agreed to make money by building statues of confederate generals then i cant feel any sympathy
@@None-Trick_Pony Anything other than DC, California, and New York is a fly over state to the wealthy.
I love how Mike's boot gets more full every time he takes a drink.
My son brought you guys to my attention and you’re great. We love watching together. After watching this episode we researched Steve Calamari which actually is the lead actor Steve Sayre (drunk cop). He did go on to direct other films. Two years after “Satan Killer” he directed “Lost at Sea”, which includes a credit for “Villain” who is portrayed by cultural phenomenon and multi-billionaire Mark Cuban. Before you assume IMDb got it wrong all things including Cuban’s Wikipedia page support this claim. In 1995 Cuban was a millionaire but not yet a billionaire. I can’t find a way to watch “Lost at Sea” but I ask that you help bring this film and Cuban’s acting career to light. Hope you read this and thanks again for all the laughs.
I wish my father could speak english, I would love to bond over ugly, drunken and regrettful Mid-Westerners with him!
I hope you and your son cherish your time with these lovable fatsos.... and Jay.
@@chadsigmarson673 not sure if the acting elite would appreciate that. Rich Evans is not ugly, he's what they call "homely". You don't tell famed Ellain Degenerate co-stars about how nasty they look on camera.
Nice try, Mark Cuban.
@@shitbuttpoopfuck8664 you got me. Matt Travis is a clever anagram I came up with for Mark Cuban. Those two names have the same letters right? Wait...they don’t?
@@matttravis5897 I kNoW wHaT ThAt Is!!
How 'bout a movie about evil Pomeranians from outer space titled "Pomeraliens"? Now that's a movie.
That's the fifth movie in the franchise
I thought with Piranha dna. Then you could go with "Piranharanians" or somesuch.
I think you're on to something!
These guys are my main source of laughs these days.
Same
They’re also my main source of friends
Rich is my main source of meth
Damn right Sir!
Same here
Little known fact: Alfred Hitchcock’s "The Birds" was originally going to be titled "The Pomeranians".
Roar was also originally titled "Yip," for similar reasons
@@janeeyre1990 For some reason, visualizing the poster for ‘Yip,’ had me laughing ‘till I almost couldn’t breathe. Awesome.
They should have gone with the original. Would have really surprised the audience.
Oddly enough, even then the film was still about killer birds attacking people.
He could have had a fixation on those instead of birds. Stuffed Pomeranians in Norman Bates Office, Marion Crane was going to be called Marion Pomeranian
1:04:40 "She got beheaded by a waterside"
So you're saying she got
Aquaslashed
I really love how Mike is struggling with the boot. It's an ancient drinking glass used for drinking games in germany, and everytime it makes this funny splashy sounds, Mike would have had to buy another round. Glad he didn't know this. Otherwise none of these guys would have survived the filming of this episode unless he sold his soul to satan.
😂
Beerfest taught me how to use it
@@javsandarts It's the bubble!
They're Wisconsinites; I'm sure they're genetically geared up for drinking games.
Not to be pedantic (okay I'm going to be pedantic), but the drinking boot actually originated in England and made its way to Germany in the 19th century where the military adopted the ritual of drinking an entire boot at once. It's neither ancient nor German.
Edit: The Germans being German of course found a much more efficient way to mass produce the boots and that's why it caught on as a fad and later tradition
I was really hoping they were gonna watch an “It’s Pat” triple feature.
I screamed "omg" when i saw it. I almost ran around thinking they were going to talk about it. Dang.
you’re telling me they DONT watch it’s pay during this???? i’m furious
That would’ve been awesome lol. I can’t wait till they feature that movie. It’s going to be amazing 😉
Jay ages in reverse. Everyone else ages in fast forward
Jay could pass as 28 lol
It’s a “The portrait of Dorian Grey” scenario. Everyone else ages faster for Jay to remain young.
That’s why Jay started sweating when they mentioned the guy who aged 20 years 10 years later
He also looks like the only one from the crew who works out or takes care of himself so it's hardly surprising tbh
Rich surrounding himself with pillows to watch movies is me.
I build a veritable nest with pillows when I watch movies or play video games. One of the best parts of being an adult is being able to live like a child.
@@gyromurphy that's very cute but also true 😅
I didn't even notice until I read this, honestly it warms my heart to see him just casually surrounding himself with comfy pillows 😂❤
Ya gotta bunker yourself to shield yourself from the shitty movies XD
@@gyromurphy That's exactly what it is I read it in the baby book and then when the pregnant Mom did it I was like ahhh you're nesting!
That Purple Haze cover made me wanna jump into cross town traffic.
made me wanna take a nap in a house burning down
@@spidacavs45 Hey let me stand next to your fire
By chance was that house painted red, and was located over yonder
👍
Gave me the catfish blues
When Mike said “Call an ambulance!” I knew then that he was just fine.
When Mike said "Help me Jesus" I knew that he was just fine.
I think its wholesome that Rich seemed legit concerned for a second.
@@Ale-mv3gr only for a second
Thats him saying, “I am here”
When Mike fell down I knew he was fine cus he's a fraud.
I'm glad they picked the small skeleton at the end for Jay when in the "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" Halloween episode Jack thought that a small skeleton was Jay. Good consistency.
The Satan Killer remake: J.K. Simmons as Ball Cop.
That would be the greatest thing ever.
I was legitimately scared that the third movie was actually "It's Pat". Well played
They need to at least talk about how much money it made.
I feel like it’s only a matter of time before they dig into it for real now.
The golden retriever attack scene is priceless.
An adorable way to die
Best scene ever shown on best of the worst. I can see the director saying "I send you out to get some attack dogs and you came back with this?"
Goldens just aren't blood-thirsty enough to pull this off.
Funniest scene was the bass player saying "Someday I'm gonna be somebody" WOOHAHAHA
@@ParadoxapocalypSatan Makes me think of W.A.S.P's "I wanna be somebody"
That weinstein joke, haven't seen Mike laugh that hard since mama bigfoot collapsed on a log
Reminds me of the time Bumblefoot or Tanglefoot or whatever was talking to Jack Frost in an echo lousy cave. A clip here is titled "When Mike Stoklasa Breaks".
Or the poor old lady
The small Jay skeleton got me right at the end, nice continuity!!! lol
I lol'd.
"I'm mad cuz I'm so tiny!!"
Rich: " You would know, Jay"
It's my phone wallpaper because it is the only joy in my life.
Anthony?? What are you doing here? You should be reviewing free PC shooters so I know if they're worth my time while I watch RLM. 😆♥️
I clapped, i clapped when i saw something i know!!
Who is this fake Mike who felt bad for the old woman being murdered?
That fall at the start really changed him
Getting sentimental in his old age
I think it was the two gallons of lighter fluid he drank.
He truly has mellowed now that he is an old man himself.
i'll just leave this here:
Peeperoni
Drilldo
1,001 Pomeranians
cmon guys leaving us a lot of slack to pick up
@@KoboldGm Death by a Thousand Pomeranians.
I can't believe they missed both of these opportunities
@@DankMangus To be fair, even I miss a lot of opportunities when drunk... And only drinking one thing!.
well done sir
As a black metal fan I was excited to see Josh's shirt and thought I was about to discover a new group.
Nope. It's just a sausage bar in Milwaukee.
I knew it!
Damnit, I spent way too much time trying to find this band.
I'm literally just in the comments trying to see if someone translated it, I noticed it was a sausage pentacle so didn't think it was a band, but couldn't figure out what it said
@@Radical_Rat_Dad "Vanguard"
@@VileNature cheers, I got the "Van.." part, and sort of autocompleted it to that in my head, but couldn't make it out enough to be sure.
That's just how time progresses naturally in Utah, one moment you're 10 and the next you're 35
One of my friends told me that people who live in Utah usually stay here till they die and honestly if I have to stay here longer I hope I don't make 35
Its been 3 years. Still in utah?@zairevariegata3421
I love how much more effort Jay puts in to editing the Halloween specials
the pageantry is enjoyable and appreciated. It's Halloween !!! weeeeeeeeeee!
He confirmed that this is his favorite episodes to edit.
I want more best of the worst videos, but I can understand how hard it is to force oneself to watch these videos. Thats why we need to do it by force, tie up Rich Evans and making him watch more terrible films.
We're going to reenact the scene from Clockwork Orange. Rich will be reeducated.
I was watching their first Black Spine edition!!!
Forced discovery review
@@zachsorenson1382 Or Forced Star Trek: Enterprise review.
I think the most horrifying part is the editing. Trimming down several cameras with hours of drunken nonsense must be quite time consuming!
Goddang I look forward to BOTW: Halloween edition every year. It's the best birthday present, ever. Turning 32 tomorrow.
Happy early birthday!
Death by golden retriever cuddles is how I want to go.
Dang didn’t even realize this week was Halloween. Time flies.
It's cause the scariest day will be election day, Halloween is obsolete this year. Haunted houses should just have reenactments of modern politics, that would be scarier than any serial killer or monster.
Jay's skeleton was so small it was a skelepound.
that would be 453 skelegrams per Jay.
Booooo
The director "Stephen Calamari" is actually our Drunktective with the yellow shirt. I'm surprised nobody recognized him and talked about him like he was a different person, I thought they were kidding at first but it was clear that they had no idea. And if you think about it, it changes the whole context of the movie cause he was also the star, there was this whole ego angle to be explored and they completely missed it.
Yeah, and to be fair it's the first vanity project were our guy isn't a body building, kung fu expert, genius, sexual deity he's a drunk sociopath. Was definitely worth a shout.
😂
He wasn’t wearing a black tank top. How were they supposed to know?
He looks like two completely different people when you compare the mugshot and the character in the movie, like he somehow changed his ethnicity for the role
Maybe because it is hardly a flattering character, it is odd like if he just wanted to show how miserable he feels by playing a miserable character; I can respect that a little more than all the Getevens, Mcnamara brothers, etc. of the world
So cool to see this great Emmy™® nominated discussion get the Emmy™® nomination. Super happy for everyone involved. Except everyone involved with the movies discussed.
I lost it when they revealed the retrievers were the killer dogs...
I know people are bitten by labs/retrievers every year, but...they are literally the least scary dog on the planet!😹
@@NancyFrye Even when a retriever is literally attacking, the immediate reaction is "oh look at you, you goofy boi tryin to kill me"
@@z-beeblebrox I had a package delivered to my house one day and I went outside to go get it. The delivery man was scared of my neighbor's Golden Retriever that went into my yard. He said " I don't mess around with dogs man". And I was thinking it is just a Golden Retriever, it is probably the least threatening dog on the planet.
Ah, yes, Golden Retrievers. Dogs with bites so viscous that....they are best known for carrying things in their mouth without doing the slightest bit of damage to it...
@@spunkyspaz or Beagles.
11:49 cherry bombs
16:52 Bleep Bloop 1
25:20 pepperonipizzapiepeephole
27:45 iminlovewithaslut
33:40 popper film
35:00 applebob
35:14 bleep bloop 2
36:12 drunk dad
I don't know what this list is but I've been delighted by every time stamp
Popper
This guy has made this list for himself more than anything else. I applaud you sir.
This deserves 1K likes.
it’s a pooper film.
I legit got super excited until I realized ‘It’s Pat’ was just a gag.
Just the sound of Rich laughing makes my day and brings a smile to my face... never change Rich.
Dar-Mike and Jay-laad! At Milwaukee, when the Rich fell! Josh, his beard wide.
Rich Evans, when the TUMS foamed.
“What do you get for winning Apple bobbing?” The love of your drunk dad
Will my dad come back if I bob good enough?
Going a bit far with "love", I would say you'd just get "acceptance" or not the shit kicked out of you.
Marginally less resentment.
I might be crazy, but the drunken dad looks alot like the evil fbi guy in another crapterpiece called "Meltdown" a vanity project starring and directed by an Owen Wilson clone.
I love that Rich always has a pillow fort
It's to dampen the sound of the farts and delay sharing the aroma.
@@chilboswaggins5500 more like sharting the aroma
I never know if I should be impressed by the fact that Jay knows things like a tag line resembles the one from Night of the Demons or sad, very sad.
10:38 so it finally happened. Mike fell down and can't get up.
For anyone wondering, when they show the main character's hands shredding and doing crazy shit on guitar, it's actually Michael Angelo Batio. I wanted to be him when I was in junior high. He's still around and still really amazing in that genre of playing.
Edit: Aaaand I should have known Josh would know who it was if I would have watched farther ;)
Mike is drinking from a Warsteiner boot. That's the brewery from my hometown in Germany!
Dont mind me, I just want to see what the honorable man's brother is up to
You mean paying 17-19 year olds to hit on HIM
Jay's hair got him looking like a tiny Kurt Russell....
Squirt Russell
Funny mane...
I see Jesus in this episode
Cut Russel
Kurtz Russel
I put "pepperoni" into google and the top recommended search result was already "pepperoni pizza pie peephole". Good work.
I mean Google DOES know what you watch and what other people type after watching it, so....🤯
@@chilboswaggins5500
Wait....are you suggesting that the info we are given has been manipulated and is inherently and intentionally biased?
Shhhhhh.....
They live, we sleep.
Oh, oh yeah...I fucking love Star Wars!!
@@ak1200me tooooooooooo! it broke new ground etc etc and [insert more RLM jokes here]
@@thishandleistacken AT-ST!! AT-ST!! AT-ST!!
1:01:58 As a non-Star Trek fan, I got that reference because I watched the "More Rich and Mike's Top Ten TNG Episodes - re:View". It's like the RLM's very own cinematic universe.
Will the universe be replacing BOTW?
I watched the whole Star Trek TNG series because of RLM and it was worth it
Mike on the ground had actual tears coming out of my eyes, and watching Mike drink this much is giving me actual anxiety.
Thanks, Mike. You put yourself on the line for us.
Not gonna lie I was excited for "It's Pat!"
Mike pouring cheap rum and vodka into a plastic cauldron while yelling “WE MUST HONOR THE WITCHES” is such a mood I can only aspire to emulate.
"I am the Crap Keeper" = Best opening line in youtube history.
Congrats on the Emmy shortlist! Very excited and hopeful to see that Jay might get a well-deserved nod for his editing on this episode. Here's hoping our favorite hack frauds get nominated and take home at least one Emmy.
the RLM canon is incredibly consistent, as evidenced by Jay's tiny skeleton
When "It's Pat" on Blu-Ray came out of the pumpkin I accidentally interrupted my kids on their remote classes with laughter.
Last time I saw Mike this drunk he was accusing Jay of killing cats...
Which episode was that? Haha
@@space_cadet2174 the other Halloween episode
Holy shit! The ice cream truck in our neighborhood plays the “Well, hello” audio clip from Shock Em Dead in between jingles.
So the ingredients for witche’s brew is: vodka, rum, sprite, ginger ale, and fruit punch. Am I forgetting anything? Planning a party this Saturday.
A little Hypnotic probably wouldn't hurt ;)
DIET Ginger Ale. Don't want too much sugar.
Everything also has to be on sale, or you have to use a coupon to buy each ingredient...hack frauds don't pay full price with their own money!
Two testicles, preferably seized by a member of law enforcement.
pick up a bag of apples so you can play "bobbing for covid".
"We honor the witches who died of alcohol poisoning by brewing and heavily imbibing alcohol... similarly to how we honor the life of JFK by wearing sniper rifle paraphernalia... and honor Jesus by wearing crucifixes..." (Couldn't help but think of the Bill Hicks joke...)
Is it bad of me that I love watching Mike getting slowly drunk. He's such an entertaining drunk.
Rich couldn't drink because he's pregnant so Mike had to drink for two.
My Midwestern mom thinks Mike gets mean when he's drunk.
She respects Rich and his sobriety. She thinks he is a sweet boy who is incredibly practical and can see through the bullshit in any situation.
Mike is a more typical Midwestern man.
Rich Evans is the ideal Midwestern man.
@@janeeyre1990my mommy and my daddy
@@waxmeltfan , no dad, only mom.
Check your privilege, Mr. TWO Parents.
@@janeeyre1990 Did you just assume his gender?! TRAVESTY!
I followed Mike's recipe for The Witches' Brew. I am posting this from my grave.
They never brought up how much Shock Em Dead was similar to Brian De Palma's Phantom of the Paradise
with the contract with the devil and strange flamboyant lead vocalist of the rock band. The voyeuristic pepperoni peephole scene was also something De Palma would have done.
Speaking in Rich Evans meme language: “Vince McMahon becoming increasingly impressed.”
Captain America understanding.
Aryan child at pc gives thumbs up and nods head
Leo holding drink whilst grinning
African American man pointing at own forehead approves
Dirty neckbeard tipping his fedora
Rich Evan's laugh scares my dog.
Animals can be highly sensitive to signs of a coming disaster.
Rich Evan's scare laughs my dog
Understandable. Most animals tend to fear supernatural forces.
Is it a Pomeranian?
I don't believe Rich Evans has ever been to Pomerania. And don't refer to him as "it".
I always love the Halloween episodes, the sets are always so great looking!
10:32 Mike's laughing at the elderly has finally caught up to him.
I'd like to propose "Yip!" It's basically "Roar" but with Pomeranians
When Hollywood star Rich Evans plays a bit he really goes all out. That man is a national treasure.
It's true. His picture is drawn on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
Rich calling him drunktective is such an underrated joke.