Canonguy "sir why are you standing infront of canon?" General "I want to fly on a canonball to the enemy!" Canonguy "but sir it's imposi-" General "DO IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" One secon later: 20:15
"Captain Cortez, strange warriors are at the gates!" "Is it the Moors?" "No. Looks like...furries." "Furries?" "Furries with clubs and catapults." "Dios mio..."
Also from the perspective of the time is Warhammer 40k for the aztecs. Massive armies, fighting gods and monsters, new worlds, every Aztec Warriors fights to the death, willing to lose thousands in each battle for a victory and still have massive population
this game doesn't take into account that after a bit the Aztecs would have DEFINETLY started using the steel weapons and armor they were taking off the bodies of their enemies...that is a frightening prospect
i mean if the Zulus did it then so should have the aztecs if given a chance they likely could have at least held out as long as the incas did if they hadnt welcomed them in to there capital like they did in our history.
@@wilmagregg3131 In both cases the overwhelming majority of the "Spanish troops" where enemies of the Aztecs / Inca. In the case of the Inca on top of that, the previously losing faction in the civil war allied with the Spanish. And yes, they used iron weapons very quickly. The Inca already used metal weapons along with stone, the Aztecs used obsidian. Its good to remember that the Inca was 2.5 million km2 empire, while the Aztecs where 1 city + 2 allied cities.
@@Pilps question, would you say that if this was a historical event, that would corse massive dying from the plague, explaining why the Aztecs did those mass sacrifices and when that don’t work surly they’d retreat home leaving Europe a smouldering wreck? Is that how you’d say the lore would go? Lol. Would make the Black Death period even more scary.
encapsulates perfectly why medieval 2 has never had more people playing it. this game aged like wine and just goes from strength to strength after 15 years. you did a hilarious what-if scenario with the grand campaign in the base game, but to this day, the americas kingdoms expansion was one of my most immersive and engaging total war experiences and it was for all the reasons you showed here. i would come home from school and play as spain in the americas campaign over and over again. felt so unique. it was like a mod before mods even existed.
@@Pilps But why is your bitrate so low /= 8:30+ looks horrible because the bitrate is so low the image doesn't update often enough which you should easily achieve with your hardware
Irl the Aztecs we're practically Khorne worshippers anyway, they even had Tzompantlis which were literal racks of skulls with hundreds of individual skulls from sacrifices.
Damn the Aztecs are op when they have Doctor Strange on their side. Dude was like: "I have seen over 14 million timelines and there is only one where you do the Uno reverse card on them bitches". High priest of the Sun God: *war shrieks*
Population estimates for Tenochtitlan usually range in between 200k-400k, but the entire Valley of Mexico, taking up about the same space as the greater Los Angeles area, had a pop of 1.2 million. Seville's population in 1530 was 60,000 people.
@@indrickboreale7381 metalurgy was only present in western Mesoamerica, and its uses were very limited. Poor administration and large descentralization maybe have doomed them, but we never know. The conquest of México is a very complex topic, its hard to explain it with simple factors.
Aztec priest about to sacrifice me: "Prepare the virgin sacrifice!" Me: "I'm not a virgin! I have sex all the time!" Priest: "Then name the one who you do it with!" Me: "your mom" Needless to say I wasn't spared
I remember in Vanilla I was playing as the Moors and after I finished the campaign objectives I gave away a ton of territory in Europe to the Aztecs. I don’t remember anything happening, like the other factions didn’t interact with them, but I do remember they had stacks of Arquebusiers because they couldn’t spawn their own native troops in Europe.
The Aztecs are actually one of my favorite factions to play as in the game. Despite the lack of cavalry and things like catapults and trebuchets, I love how fast the infantry moves and how you can have them in such large numbers. Using them in human swarm tactics is always fun, and yeah, their ability to demoralize is OP.
Bruh, imagine a mod that's just normal Medieval II but if you invade 5 regions of Europe as the Aztecs you get reforms and can recruit shit like armored jaguar warriors with steel clubs, or mounted eagle warriors
"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." It was in the year 1204 AD, when God had forsaken us. When the Aztecs came to sate the thirst of their foul gods for the blood of the innocent. The Aztec's conquest was swift and brutal and their gods bestowed them with darkest blessings and berserker like fury for a tithe, paid in blood as they slaughtered their way through the Iberian Peninsula. When God decided to punish his wayward children with pestilence, ravaging friends and foes alike, it was almost a reprieve from the advancing hordes pressing into the faithful's heartlands. The Pope's most faithful mobilized new and innovative war machines to combat the coming hordes, but as with all hordes, there are always more warriors, eager to take their fallen brother's place. The sacking of the British isles at the hand of a break-a-way horde can only be considered a footnote at this point. On January 12th, 1370 AD at Rome the God's Faithful resolve to resist the onslaught was shattered together with the papal armies and what little resistance remained was sacrificed to the Aztecs ever so thirsty gods. Today, whatever remains free from direct control by the Aztec Empire pays a steep tithe in gold and blood. Some look to the east, trying to gain favor with the muslim heretic tribes, betraying their own god to kill another, others place their hope in the cold winters of the moscowiter realm to deter the hordes from advancing further. In these dark times, all hope seems lost. There is only war and the thirst of violent gods. Scriptor Joacino Da Gona, 1404 AD
Also this seems very similar to Doom Eternal where the demons invaded Earth and the humans tried to fight them with the most advance weapons but there are always more demons behind their fallen comrades.
Today I: Found your channel (subscribed) Found out that this game has the Aztecs in it??? And was convinced to buy TWM2 for the first time. A good day indeed sir, thank you! Also the fact that you reply to so many comments is awesome :>
This whole video is basically a reverse UNO card on the Old World by the Aztecs. "You try to invade us, but we outsmarted your invasion by invading you before you could invade me."
Aztecs : Ancient Civilisation, worshipping the Sun and using barter trades aswell as using Obsidian weapons Also Aztecs : Yeah, you gotta give me some Florin if you wanna get warriors
I lol'ed irl many times. Best parts were the sequence at 5:54 ending in the sun baby god and Merry at 13:52 recoiling in pain from the sonic waves of uyeyeyeyeyeye
reminds me of a french - dutch comic book where the Aztecs invade during the third crusade! And it follows Robinhood too! The crossover nobody asked for but is none the less awesome
Whats funny is that the Aztecs in vanilla are relatively quite stronger than they are in the New World DLC where they're meant to be played. Because in vanilla, Old World cavalry and troops all have 1 hit point each, only generals bodyguard have 2 hp. In the New World DLC campaign though, Spanish troops and cav (except militia) have 2hp, and their generals bodyguard have 3hp! to try to make a quantity vs quality balance
Virgin inca: lose to the spanish with a force numbering around ten thousands made out of a majority of untrained conscripts, utterly terrified by the spanish weapons and horses, just numbering 600. Chad aztech: is scared of nothing because he cuts himself everyday, so that the sun rise again the next day. Lost because his vassals allied with the invaders and their major capital was flooded just a couple of years before the spanish arrival.
@@cseijifja only virgins waste time in civil war over petty succession squabbles. True chads get busy with cultural genocide, ethnic cleansing and squashing vassalls.
It’s a really interesting scenario to think about. What if the Mayans or Aztecs were the ones to rapidly advance their civilization instead of the Greeks & Latins? What if this highly advanced Native American Empire of Mayans or Aztecs discovered & conquered Europe while it was still nothing more than petty Celtic tribes & Latin kingdoms? What would a world look like where Native Americans dominate the modern world both culturally & ethnically? We might’ve had some humanized form of Mesoamerican religion as the dominant faith in this world, rather than Christianity. Our language & writing system would likely be either a mix of european & native american style at best, & entirely replaced with Native American style at worst. Obviously architecture would look far different than it does in our timeline. Honestly, It’s depressing to see a civilization with so much potential be reduced to ruin by the Europeans. The Asians got lucky in that much of their culture is still more-or-less intact after all these years. But what would our world have been like if Christopher Columbus discovered Asia instead of the Americas? The world may never know, I guess.
That's what I love about Total War series (historical ones): you can pick up almost every nation, existing or ever existed, and write your own story. I think, for this developers can be forgiven for some historical inaccuracy or gameplay issues. P.S. By the way, is there are any chances of Empire Total War Expirience videos in the future? Or this game not good enough for the show?
@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 I know vanilla is kind of nessecary for these types of videos but I wouldn't mind seeing *Darth Mod* Empire experience.
A disturbing fact about all this is that the Aztecs probably left the children of all the cities they destroyed alive, but not for mercy but to sacrifice them to Tlaloc when there were droughts.
Just imagine how terrifying that would be. A massive armada of pagan warriors wearing jaguar skins just appears out of the endless sea one day. No one knows who they are or where they came from, and they immediately just start conquering everything in sight.
Man, this channel has quickly become my favourite. I crave your content and also congratulations since it seems you may be blessed by the algorithm again, considering how much the comments are engaged.
@@Pilps BTW watching the video I just had the thought that you somehow managed to to summon the spirit of Genghis Khan. You killed more than the plague.
It`s like Sunset Invasion from CK2, but from Aztec poit of view. Great video, loved it! MED2 is my favourite Total War game, and I am glad you are doing these videos about it.
Honestly, even if the Aztec in this video never developed over-seas ships, imagine Conquistadors exploring this version of America and coming to find that the ENTIRE continent is ruled under one banner of a blood-thirsty tribe that wants to assimilate any other nation it finds
Imagine being the Pope at the time. Warriors with strange skin and brutal rituals arrive from the West, Mongols pour in from the East, and in the middle of it all, a plague comes that kills in a matter of days. If this isn't the Rapture, it's never coming.
If the Aztecs had a land bridge to Europe, this is pretty much how it would have gone down. Gengis Khan on one side, Aztecs on the other spit roasting Europe.
Imagine, if you will, you are a Spanish knight and you’ve spent your life dueling, jousting, and training for honorable combat against your foes, only for some guy across the world dressed in literal cheetah print to sail over to your country, beat you to death with an obsidian tipped club, then dunk a leather ball through a stone hoop. Truly a “goat’d with the sauce” moment.
what can inflict more fear into the hearts of the enemy: the technological superiority and metalurgic capabilities of the europeans of the aggressive howling on some coyote aztec bois
When’s the Scottish experience with just WALLS OF PIKES I love Scotland’s campaign it’s an infantry heavy army with a lot of gimmicks and it’s fun to mess around with them plus you get can heavy pike militia earlier than most factions can get their heavy armored infantry giving them a bit of a power surge at start not to mention heavy like militia are still an A tier unit
The Europeans: _NOOooOo the Aztecs can't win, our technology is superior! We have metal armour and gunpowder!_
Also the Europeans: 20:14
Haha! I honestly spat out my morning coffee in disbelief when witnessing this first hand!
Hahaha
I had to rewind that moment, because at first I was like.. did that just really happen
Canonguy "sir why are you standing infront of canon?"
General "I want to fly on a canonball to the enemy!"
Canonguy "but sir it's imposi-"
General "DO IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"
One secon later: 20:15
@@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м real Munchausen hours
The amount of Jaguars that these guys had to skin to make this army...
Latest news local jaguar breeders are saying the prices are gonna increase due to large demand
They must had jaguar breeders in Portugal
The aztecs would had extinct the animals by using their skins
They could've skinned lynx as well, you never know.
So far I know, it is armor painted as jaguar.
Aztecs *arrive in Europe*
Also the Aztecs: "have you ever heard of our lord and savior, Huitzilopochtli?"
“We can’t even pronounce the name.”
“You will.”
"Give your heart to Huitzilopochtli..." *draws out sacrificial knife*
Also the Aztecs: "BLOOD FOR THE SUN GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL RACKS"
No, but have you heard "plague?!"
Have you heard bonkings?
"Captain Cortez, strange warriors are at the gates!"
"Is it the Moors?"
"No. Looks like...furries."
"Furries?"
"Furries with clubs and catapults."
"Dios mio..."
*Aztec Death Whistle INTENSIFIES!*
Dios mío 🙏
Don’t you diss the Jaguar Knights like that boi!
And weeaboo cavalry
It's not a furry if they wear a dead animal killed by their own hand.
I love how even with a faction that lacks gunpowder so no cannon montage, Pilps still manages to blow up the enemy general with artillery.
Just imagine being a random Portuguese soldier just guarding a port, and them he sees this gigantic fleet coming out of nowhere
And hearing chanting and war drums aha, oh the horror!
Like that one scene from The Longest Day where the Germans see the entire invasion fleet approaching.
I didn't right this comment what the hell
@@randomguy4486 WOW WAIT BRO we have the same name AND same profile picture
@@RandomGuy-xr6ll YEAH I didn't even know that was possible what a coincidence because your could've been on any other video on TH-cam wow
Love how “The Ultimate Sacrifice” has a completely different meaning for the Aztec
Gotta keep that sun moving somehow.
@@Lobsterwithinternet for a very long time
Also from the perspective of the time is Warhammer 40k for the aztecs. Massive armies, fighting gods and monsters, new worlds, every Aztec Warriors fights to the death, willing to lose thousands in each battle for a victory and still have massive population
@@Lobsterwithinternet
blood for the blood god,
skulls for the skull Throne
Milk for the Khorneflakes.
@@PrinceOfDolAlmrothand War for the War God.
The Aztec empire has become the strongest faction
Europe: "Who?"
Massive Aztec fleet shows up
Europe: "Oh, them"
CHANTING INTENSIFIES!
@@Pilps the sungod is with us
Ck2 sunset invasión be like
The return of the Sea Peoples
@@noahconnors8001 The Sea Peoples... (was waiting for that)
this game doesn't take into account that after a bit the Aztecs would have DEFINETLY started using the steel weapons and armor they were taking off the bodies of their enemies...that is a frightening prospect
That would of been insane to see them using armour too
Why they never got metal working in the tech tree is beyond me
i mean if the Zulus did it then so should have the aztecs if given a chance they likely could have at least held out as long as the incas did if they hadnt welcomed them in to there capital like they did in our history.
@@wilmagregg3131
In both cases the overwhelming majority of the "Spanish troops" where enemies of the Aztecs / Inca. In the case of the Inca on top of that, the previously losing faction in the civil war allied with the Spanish.
And yes, they used iron weapons very quickly. The Inca already used metal weapons along with stone, the Aztecs used obsidian.
Its good to remember that the Inca was 2.5 million km2 empire, while the Aztecs where 1 city + 2 allied cities.
it goes against their God the Sun, such evil must be sacrificed
*Aztec apocalypse happening*
English: “don’t worry guys I have a plan”
*begins coughing in their general direction*
BY THE SUN GOD, NOT THE COUGHING!
The Aztecs cough back
@@Pilps question, would you say that if this was a historical event, that would corse massive dying from the plague, explaining why the Aztecs did those mass sacrifices and when that don’t work surly they’d retreat home leaving Europe a smouldering wreck?
Is that how you’d say the lore would go? Lol.
Would make the Black Death period even more scary.
I COUGH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
@@historytank5673 i think that would be devastating for both sides, yeah
encapsulates perfectly why medieval 2 has never had more people playing it. this game aged like wine and just goes from strength to strength after 15 years.
you did a hilarious what-if scenario with the grand campaign in the base game, but to this day, the americas kingdoms expansion was one of my most immersive and engaging total war experiences and it was for all the reasons you showed here. i would come home from school and play as spain in the americas campaign over and over again. felt so unique. it was like a mod before mods even existed.
Dude I couldn’t agree more, I would love your take/videos on the dlc expansions!
Ah yes, playing the old "can I expand faster than the plague can kill me" game
Haha 😂 pretty much this entire play through
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Our timeline: “We’ve come for your precious gold!”
This timeline: “We’ve come for your delicious hearts!”
the amount of work you put into these is unreal!
Thank you man, i truly do appreciate the comment, i appreciate your videos just as much! :)
@@Pilps
But why is your bitrate so low /=
8:30+ looks horrible because the bitrate is so low the image doesn't update often enough which you should easily achieve with your hardware
Omg it’s big fight guy
Well damn!
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi bro's a movie critic now
28:00 - Well, this explains the whole video. The Aztecs accepted Khorne as their one true god before deciding to invade Europe.
Irl the Aztecs we're practically Khorne worshippers anyway, they even had Tzompantlis which were literal racks of skulls with hundreds of individual skulls from sacrifices.
That paraplegic bitch has hot nothing on the sun god
In response Spainiards should have accept Papa Nurgle blessing.
*scrapes throat*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer So i guess we kinda had a Khorne vs Jesus... and Jesus won lol (with the help of Nurgle)
Time traveler: omg i killed this ant,surely nothing bad will come out of this;
The Timeline: Aztec World Domination..
FOR THE SUN GOD
@@Pilps 😂
They were right, nothing bad came of it
@@Vee_9001 Yes something bad came of it.
@@Vee_9001 cope harder savage.
Europeans: "Peacefully fighting between themselves."
Aztecs: "Sunset invasion !!!"
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only 1 who thought about the Sunset Invasion DLC of Ck2 lmao
Hundreds of years of lost mezoamerican history-“you have taken everything from me”
The Spanish-“I don’t even know who you are”
"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
Aztec's: YOU WILL
Damn the Aztecs are op when they have Doctor Strange on their side. Dude was like: "I have seen over 14 million timelines and there is only one where you do the Uno reverse card on them bitches". High priest of the Sun God: *war shrieks*
Dude just mass spamming units that induce fear nearby is so OP, and because they have no armour the units run so much faster then armoured units!
@@Pilps probably max dreaded several generals too 😂
*Aztec Soldier* :“Friendly Fi……”
*Aztec Archer* : “What did he say? He didn’t finish his sentence.”
Flame Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan had an estimated population between 300k and 500k people, while Sevilla only had 170k, so this video is kinda realistic
Yeah and there is some sources that estimates up to 400k soldiers being mobilized for a war
They needed them for the sacrifices!
Population estimates for Tenochtitlan usually range in between 200k-400k, but the entire Valley of Mexico, taking up about the same space as the greater Los Angeles area, had a pop of 1.2 million.
Seville's population in 1530 was 60,000 people.
@@indrickboreale7381 Like 3/4s of what you just said was incorrect and the remaining 1/4 is just a weird thing to say.
@@indrickboreale7381 metalurgy was only present in western Mesoamerica, and its uses were very limited. Poor administration and large descentralization maybe have doomed them, but we never know. The conquest of México is a very complex topic, its hard to explain it with simple factors.
Oh dear, as an old time player...this is just lovely.
The cinematics, the carnage, the warcrimes...it's....it's beautifull good Sir.
As a spanish, I've never felt this much fear before
YOUR SKULL WILL LOOK NICE ON OUR SKULL THRONES!!
@@Pilps omg you noticed me!!!11!111!
@@yjaeger3605 yeah and now you will be sacrafised to the SUN GOD
This and the Moors advancing to Asturias...oh God
Thats why we needed Cortez
Nobody expects the Aztec Inquisition.
I really wish the Aztecs had slingers since they were some of the most dangerous soldiers during the Spanish invasion
That would of been fun!
Or give them alternate history style units like calvery jaguar warriors and gunpowder units you can get if you capture enough enemy armies.
@@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure that if this had really happened they would have been able to incorporate horses and armor to their armies
They had to nerf the Aztecs or else playing as them would have been too easy. 😉
Honestly giving then slingers and giving the jaguars and eagles javelins would massively help buff the aztecs
Aztec priest about to sacrifice me: "Prepare the virgin sacrifice!"
Me: "I'm not a virgin! I have sex all the time!"
Priest: "Then name the one who you do it with!"
Me: "your mom"
Needless to say I wasn't spared
Based final last words!
Sigma Male grindset
@@simonmalund disrespect your captors before your execution, sigma male grindset rule 45
@@Pilps Hacker told me he knows where I live and is gonna kick my ass but went silent when he learned I live in his mom's bedroom
Did you die?
“Why is the ground shaking? Is it an earthquake?” “No not an earthquake, *battle formations!* “
Alternative title: Aztecs pull uno reverse card on the Spanish.
UNO REVERSO!
Tell that to Mongolian and Timurid... Still have one or two rival left or more which not included in Total War Medieval 2... 😂😂😂
@@ksalphalcsihp1252 Except that both the Mongols and the Timurids are in Medieval 2.
As a Mexican I approve this video in the name of Huitzilopochtli, Tlaloc and Mictlan
I hope Pilps pins your comment to the top.
Then you must defy Jesus, back to Huitzilopochtli again
Sombrero Dog! XD
bro u probably have more white DNA than the average American xD
*Mictlantecutli
Or do you mean just underworld?
The best part is the moaning they do every time they charge into battle lmao. great video.
Thank you glad you enjoyed it!
Reminds me of the Dothraki screamers every time
@@uncleruckus714 The Aztecs had death whistle, which gave them a psychological advantage scaring their enemies
I remember in Vanilla I was playing as the Moors and after I finished the campaign objectives I gave away a ton of territory in Europe to the Aztecs. I don’t remember anything happening, like the other factions didn’t interact with them, but I do remember they had stacks of Arquebusiers because they couldn’t spawn their own native troops in Europe.
Sunset Invasion looks pretty fun when you play as the Aztecs
I was just thinking when this episode would come to fruition.
As a Native Mexican-American, I can now die happy. Thank you
The Aztecs are actually one of my favorite factions to play as in the game. Despite the lack of cavalry and things like catapults and trebuchets, I love how fast the infantry moves and how you can have them in such large numbers. Using them in human swarm tactics is always fun, and yeah, their ability to demoralize is OP.
Bruh, imagine a mod that's just normal Medieval II but if you invade 5 regions of Europe as the Aztecs you get reforms and can recruit shit like armored jaguar warriors with steel clubs, or mounted eagle warriors
Imagine how confused some random European farmer must’ve been seeing a massive army of furries marsh through his land
He will think it end of time
Aztecs invade Spain and Portugal?
HOW BRUTALLY DID THE TIDES TURN.
Really didn't expect this in my feed today, but I shall happily watch it as these videos are cracking.
Hell yeah! Based comment! Enjoy :D
"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."
It was in the year 1204 AD, when God had forsaken us. When the Aztecs came to sate the thirst of their foul gods for the blood of the innocent.
The Aztec's conquest was swift and brutal and their gods bestowed them with darkest blessings and berserker like fury for a tithe, paid in blood as they slaughtered their way through the Iberian Peninsula.
When God decided to punish his wayward children with pestilence, ravaging friends and foes alike, it was almost a reprieve from the advancing hordes pressing into the faithful's heartlands.
The Pope's most faithful mobilized new and innovative war machines to combat the coming hordes, but as with all hordes, there are always more warriors, eager to take their fallen brother's place.
The sacking of the British isles at the hand of a break-a-way horde can only be considered a footnote at this point.
On January 12th, 1370 AD at Rome the God's Faithful resolve to resist the onslaught was shattered together with the papal armies and what little resistance remained was sacrificed to the Aztecs ever so thirsty gods.
Today, whatever remains free from direct control by the Aztec Empire pays a steep tithe in gold and blood. Some look to the east, trying to gain favor with the muslim heretic tribes, betraying their own god to kill another, others place their hope in the cold winters of the moscowiter realm to deter the hordes from advancing further.
In these dark times, all hope seems lost. There is only war and the thirst of violent gods.
Scriptor Joacino Da Gona, 1404 AD
All I was thinking about in this video is what the Monk chroniclers would be writing about these horrid events.
Warhammer 1404
You know I like to see what other messages (after the conquest of Europe) you would say in other Medieval 2 experience videos.
Also this seems very similar to Doom Eternal where the demons invaded Earth and the humans tried to fight them with the most advance weapons but there are always more demons behind their fallen comrades.
15:45 : Portugal :*flees to Mali*
Aztecs : Did you really think we don't search to destroy you, TO THE LAST ?!?
Also Aztecs : Nice turism
Fatalities!! Aztec wins
@@elkingoh4543ultimate victory
Today I:
Found your channel (subscribed)
Found out that this game has the Aztecs in it???
And was convinced to buy TWM2 for the first time.
A good day indeed sir, thank you!
Also the fact that you reply to so many comments is awesome :>
Thank you for the kind words glad you enjoyed the video and enjoy the game!
This probably the only man who can make a turn based strategy let’s play fun to watch. Talented entertainer. Love the vids
Oh man! Im from México, all I can say is that it was really enjoyable : Aztecs go Brrrrr!!
Very nice video!
Glad you enjoyed it dude! :)
This literally reminded me of the sunset invasion in the CK series, very great video as well my dude.
Sunest Invasion, Medieval II style! Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it!
High Priest: All the riches of this eastern world. All yours. For all eternity.
Emperor: I gazed upon my new empire. And I see no chocolate.
Time traveler: "kicks rock"
The timeline: "aztec invasion of europe"
TODAY IN ALTERNATIVE HISTORY
This whole video is basically a reverse UNO card on the Old World by the Aztecs.
"You try to invade us, but we outsmarted your invasion by invading you before you could invade me."
20:17 He believed he wouldn't be sacrificed if his heart is blown to piece.
Aztecs : Ancient Civilisation, worshipping the Sun and using barter trades aswell as using Obsidian weapons
Also Aztecs : Yeah, you gotta give me some Florin if you wanna get warriors
2:57 OMG THIS IS GOLD STUFF RIGHT HERE! ahahahah amazing as always 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
this is historically accurate, i am a Spaniard and now I also speak Nahuatl
That makes you more Mexican than actual Mexicans
Aztecs had to learn how to farm leopards to clothe that entire army
I lol'ed irl many times. Best parts were the sequence at 5:54 ending in the sun baby god and Merry at 13:52 recoiling in pain from the sonic waves of uyeyeyeyeyeye
reminds me of a french - dutch comic book where the Aztecs invade during the third crusade! And it follows Robinhood too! The crossover nobody asked for but is none the less awesome
Damm that sounds like a good comic book!
@@Pilps five issues! Luxley it's called!
@@commissarkordoshky219 Can't find it on TH-cam. :(
@@dubuyajay9964 it's sadly incredibly niche. likely only dutch and flemish and french/waloon (I think it is Belgian)
Whats funny is that the Aztecs in vanilla are relatively quite stronger than they are in the New World DLC where they're meant to be played. Because in vanilla, Old World cavalry and troops all have 1 hit point each, only generals bodyguard have 2 hp. In the New World DLC campaign though, Spanish troops and cav (except militia) have 2hp, and their generals bodyguard have 3hp! to try to make a quantity vs quality balance
Virgin inca: lose to the spanish with a force numbering around ten thousands made out of a majority of untrained conscripts, utterly terrified by the spanish weapons and horses, just numbering 600.
Chad aztech: is scared of nothing because he cuts himself everyday, so that the sun rise again the next day. Lost because his vassals allied with the invaders and their major capital was flooded just a couple of years before the spanish arrival.
AZTEC WARRIOR IS BASED
Incas had a civil war , the spanish suported one side that had just lost its leader , and then everyone died of smallpox
@@cseijifja only virgins waste time in civil war over petty succession squabbles. True chads get busy with cultural genocide, ethnic cleansing and squashing vassalls.
Cope
Inca are way more based than aztecs
I love rewatching your medieval videos, please keep doing them. They are amazing quality!
Aztecs: How much sacrifice do you want to commit?
Pilps: Yes
As a Portuguese, I like this video a lot, makes me wonder how different the world would be if the aztects did play a reverse UNO card on my neighbors
It’s a really interesting scenario to think about.
What if the Mayans or Aztecs were the ones to rapidly advance their civilization instead of the Greeks & Latins? What if this highly advanced Native American Empire of Mayans or Aztecs discovered & conquered Europe while it was still nothing more than petty Celtic tribes & Latin kingdoms? What would a world look like where Native Americans dominate the modern world both culturally & ethnically?
We might’ve had some humanized form of Mesoamerican religion as the dominant faith in this world, rather than Christianity. Our language & writing system would likely be either a mix of european & native american style at best, & entirely replaced with Native American style at worst. Obviously architecture would look far different than it does in our timeline.
Honestly, It’s depressing to see a civilization with so much potential be reduced to ruin by the Europeans. The Asians got lucky in that much of their culture is still more-or-less intact after all these years. But what would our world have been like if Christopher Columbus discovered Asia instead of the Americas? The world may never know, I guess.
@@NCRVeteranRanger Those natives had to be civilized anyway, it's a good thing that the Europeans did it and not the Turks or the Chinese.
Man, this makes me want Medieval 3 so bad. Wish they would drop making those Warhammer Fantasy games already.
There's something strangely satisfying about seeing the Aztecs absolutely BODY Europe.
Because it's impossible.
@@stefthorman8548 1828928281929942 to 1 ratios: nuh uh
Never thought I’d see the AZtecs conquering Europe
That's what I love about Total War series (historical ones): you can pick up almost every nation, existing or ever existed, and write your own story. I think, for this developers can be forgiven for some historical inaccuracy or gameplay issues.
P.S. By the way, is there are any chances of Empire Total War Expirience videos in the future? Or this game not good enough for the show?
I agree so much! And yes other total wars are planned don’t worry!
@@Pilps yeah, you could do one with the mughals, they are very easy so a mughal world could be funny to see
More like alternate History... Just imagine if Islamic side won the cross war... 😂😂😂😂🙏☺😋😊🙏😊🙏😄🙏😄😊
@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 I know vanilla is kind of nessecary for these types of videos but I wouldn't mind seeing *Darth Mod* Empire experience.
@@Pilps have you considered conquering all of the ameiricas?
Ah yes, the famous Aztec-Papacy-Moors triple alliance I know from history
And that is basically the plot of the Sunset Invasion DLC for CK2... Only with passion and war cry 😆
A disturbing fact about all this is that the Aztecs probably left the children of all the cities they destroyed alive, but not for mercy but to sacrifice them to Tlaloc when there were droughts.
Quickly becoming one of my favorite channels on the platform; keep it up!
Just imagine how terrifying that would be. A massive armada of pagan warriors wearing jaguar skins just appears out of the endless sea one day. No one knows who they are or where they came from, and they immediately just start conquering everything in sight.
bronze age in nutshell
@@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241but now the sea people actually draw all the ways they will brutally murder the europeans
I can see the progress you are making with your editing. It's really cool and very noticeable! :)
Glad you think so, thank you!
some of THE BEST content on youtube! You put so much work into these we all thank you!
Man, this channel has quickly become my favourite. I crave your content and also congratulations since it seems you may be blessed by the algorithm again, considering how much the comments are engaged.
I appreciate it! Glad you enjoy the channel :D
@@Pilps BTW watching the video I just had the thought that you somehow managed to to summon the spirit of Genghis Khan. You killed more than the plague.
It`s like Sunset Invasion from CK2, but from Aztec poit of view.
Great video, loved it!
MED2 is my favourite Total War game, and I am glad you are doing these videos about it.
Blood for the sun god, Skulls for the Tzompantli.
3:38 Now that's what I call a Sunset Invasion.
Honestly, even if the Aztec in this video never developed over-seas ships, imagine Conquistadors exploring this version of America and coming to find that the ENTIRE continent is ruled under one banner of a blood-thirsty tribe that wants to assimilate any other nation it finds
Imagine being the Pope at the time. Warriors with strange skin and brutal rituals arrive from the West, Mongols pour in from the East, and in the middle of it all, a plague comes that kills in a matter of days. If this isn't the Rapture, it's never coming.
Man i never very much liked these kind of games, but your editing always makes them enjoyable.
Even if I've no idea what the heck is going on
If the Aztecs had a land bridge to Europe, this is pretty much how it would have gone down.
Gengis Khan on one side, Aztecs on the other spit roasting Europe.
I would love if Montezuma and Gengis high-fived in Rome.
Lol, Aztecs would get fucked by any calvary charge, as they didn't have arms to counter calvary.
Nah, the stone age savages are WEAK, and have no advantages, unlike the mongols.
16:11 The Moors: “I’ve made a severe…and continuous lapse in my judgement.”
This series is not what I thought I needed in my life and I absolutely love it!
As a mexican, i really love this video, i expect, one day, a video of warhammer 3 with skarbrand.
The largest pyjama party I've seen
This move is known as "Reverse Cortés"
I’m so proud of you, to see your first video to seeing you now is a journey.
wow, he really made his ancestors proud. The war god really is with you.
The production quality is so high I can only imagine how much work is put into these videos. Thank you so much for making these 😃👍
Imagine, if you will, you are a Spanish knight and you’ve spent your life dueling, jousting, and training for honorable combat against your foes, only for some guy across the world dressed in literal cheetah print to sail over to your country, beat you to death with an obsidian tipped club, then dunk a leather ball through a stone hoop. Truly a “goat’d with the sauce” moment.
"Lacking in Weapons and Technology"
The Macuahuitl says fucking OTHERWISE.
Cutting everything that moves for the 🌤god
Who would win a modern society of the time with armor of metal and very experienced troops or some people cosplaying as animals with clubs?
comic on medieval ages, colorized
i mean thats kinda how it was with the horse nomads vs ancient chyna except they had better bows and horses.
@@wilmagregg3131 Nah, the nomads were more in line with the Chinese tech wise than the Aztecs we're with the Spaniards.
I love to watch you play "try to avoid the information popups" in every video.
Thank you, glad you enjoy the videos!
I have always wanted to attempt this campaign. This was so flawless
what can inflict more fear into the hearts of the enemy:
the technological superiority and metalurgic capabilities of the europeans
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the aggressive howling on some coyote aztec bois
Ah, the infamous sunset invasion, lovely.
Damm Sunset invasion do be hitting different these days
PRAISE BE TO THE SUN GOD
I love that part where the Aztecs are just chilling while everyone across the Atlantic are killing each other lol.
This man waited 100 years to see his plan unfold.
23:43 "We have defeated the spirits of our ancestors proud" 😂😂
It‘s now historical cannon that the Aztecs survived because of skillshare
With content like this I’m glad I’ve got notifications on
When’s the Scottish experience with just WALLS OF PIKES I love Scotland’s campaign it’s an infantry heavy army with a lot of gimmicks and it’s fun to mess around with them plus you get can heavy pike militia earlier than most factions can get their heavy armored infantry giving them a bit of a power surge at start not to mention heavy like militia are still an A tier unit
Also border horse op light cav
I could never quite pull off the weird attack-wait dance required to make pikemen not suck
You have 100k subscribers at last! How joyous! You have put insane work into your content, so it is highly warranted!
Thank you so much dude! Glad you enjoy the videos