Jose has the BEST comebacks!!
when I heard the name Reuben I almost cried because it made me think of Reuben from minecraft story mode :'(
Omg yes like ask you mother or I couldn't find a mask that looked like your sister he is so hilarious
Jeff: "Why didn't you say pepper spray?"
José: "You cannot say that without moving your lips."
That's just a joke. He could say that. Just use substitutions like he always does.
1:20- Jose: I wanted to dress as something that gave me nightmares.
Peanut: Like a big plate of nachos? 😆
Jose: No I wanted to dress like an ugly whore
Peanut: Why didn't you
Jose: I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister
Or border patrol? 😆😆
Ever hear of a missed opportunity, Jeff-fa-fa?
Never ever retire this comedic duo. They are hilarious with Jose having the best comebacks and roasts on peanut
Jose:"I just laugh,and then I post it on TH-cam,it gets lots of views,who is the piñata now?" savage
Oh heck yeah I was laughing so hard I think peanut could turn into a roasted peanut
Jeff: Why can't you drive a car?
Peanut: Oh, that would be stick on stick. Aaaand, that's illegal in some states.
Does that mean it would be gay for jose to shift gears in the car???
0:59 I lost it when peanut laugh 🤣🤣
I love how José's facial expression is always *slightly* depressed/peeved looking
"how may I help you non citizen"?
omg peanut you just had to go their.
Cristian Luna well say goodbye to josé because trump got into office
Cristian Luna no, it's, José: "How may I help you citizen?" Peanut: "Excellent question, non-citizen."
"who's the pinata now bitch"
i think i blew up inside XD that was good.
This is a reason why Jeff Dunham is my #1 favorite comedian.
Jose is the absolute BOMB.
"You cannot say that without moving your lips."
I like how as the years go by, José gets more and more savage towards Peanut and effectively starts getting even with all the jokes and insults he's been given over time.
I love Jose's comebacks. He's so amazing
"I couldn't find a mask that looks like your sister"
got me laughing.
How can you laugh without people seeing? Ventriloquists like Jeff have mad skill
Jose: I know someone else who has cheese up their ass..."
Peanut: "Yeah? who?"
Jose: "Ask your mother!"
OHHHHHH BUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!
I love how he breaks up there arguments like they really are two different people😂😂😂 I love Jeff 😂💕
José just straight up roasted peanuts sister 😂
I love how you make your characters come to life! I just admire your talent! It’s amazing!
Jeff: How do you spray the bad guy?
Josè: Well
Peanut: AAAH This is a family show.
Sure it is
The stick jokes never get old.
That "i could not find a mask that looks like your sister" quote is one of the best roasts i have EVER heard.
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT JEFF DUNHAM DOES THEY ARE SUPER DUPER FUNNY
I love that Peanut insults Jose but Jose has the best comebacks ever!
Jose at 2:51 is trying to break the fourth wall of ventriloquist
Jose can be a complete SAVAGE sometimes. I LOVE IT! PEANUT IS THE BEST!
Peanut got owned lol
Jose Jalapeno truly has great comebacks
Jose is my favourite character and has a witty comeback for Peanut's rudeness. Peanut and Jose are a great double act for a ventriloquist creation. I only recently came across Jeff and his work and I LOVE it. I wish there was more with Achmed and his son AJ too and another video of all the characters in a sketch. Keep up the witty work, Jeff and your twins are cute.
Jeff: Have you ever been a sidekick before?
Peanut: No but he has been a Side-Dish!
Me: *faints of laughter*
Peanut: Get It a Side-Dish
@@captaincold5481 What do you do if Batnut gets beat up?
Jose the Jalapeño on a Stick spits more fire than any other Jalapeño! 🤣
Ruben: He is not barnut he is captain a hole
Batnut: *HEY!!!!*
Ruben: Ooa ooa
Me:*DEAD* 🤣😂
Jose "he gets lots of hits, who's the pinata now bitch?" I'm using that 😂😂
"Who is the piñata now bitch?" XD
its crazy how smoothly he goes from one to the other to the other, and even the movements while talking as someone else.. he would be using jose talking with him but u see peanut moving casually... u almost get suckered in thinking they are real lol
Omg, José truly got the best comebacks. XD
But Peanut is probably picking on him so much that he has learned it the hard way!
"*What happens when batnut gets beat up? I laugh at him*"
Me: *laughs very hard*
No matter how many times I watch this I can't stop laughing
"Why don't you ask your mother"
😂😂😂😂
3:28-3:42. (Corrected my fave time gap)
I CAN'T FRIKIN' BREATHE THROUGH THIS!! I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD!! XD
I love Jose so much, he's got the most lava hot comebacks
I love Peanut & Jose!
They were Savage in this one!
Jeff-fa-fa, you are BRILLIANT!!!
I had to pause twice to catch my breath. My sides hurt!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was by far one of the greates birthday presents ive ever gotten! It took me a full 2 years to realize that. Thanks Jeff
josè is giving as good as he getting now
Peanut's laugh attacks are the best part of his "act". That little purple dude is awesome.
"With cheese for your mother"
Almost killed me.
This is the reason why my fav character is Jose: *He’s a roaster and he knows it*
*on a stick*
I love it when peanut and jose are together
You can not say that with out moving your lip!!!!LOL😂
Jose at 3:40 about batnut being a piñata
I swear the roasts he has about peanut are the best
Best comedian I’ve ever seen
I absolutely love how Peanut laughs. (:
I love how he laughs so hard at his own joke and sometimes has issues continuing cause he laughs at them
Jose is truly a jalapeño. He gives the best burns
Peanut and Jose are legendary
Saludos 🇲🇽
In the future people won't understand the stick on stick joke and how it's illegal in some states.
Crystal Chisholm I meant far future...like 3016 or some shit like that.
Hahaha these two are hilarious!!ooooh I especially love Jose's burns hahaha!
1:09 oof sounds like my actual genuine laugh that only my friends know😂😂😂
Jose is so savage
I love the way he makes peanut laugh at 1:00
the CHA CHA CHAAAAS
if you mix him with bad guacomole he can give you the cha cha chaas. hahahaha
omg I died
Peanut is my spirit animal!
GET IT A SIDE DISH!!!!
with cheese for you mother XD
Love how peanut makes fun of his best friend jose. Then Jose come back and roasts peanut so funny.
Jeff:So u dont even drive a car
Peanut:Nope because that would be stick on stick and thts illegal in some states
Me:XD
So Ruben, are you a fan of Batman and Robin?
No.
Then why are you dressed like this?
Sénor Peanut put these clothes on me.
I could not stop him.
Why couldn't you stop him?
He doesn't have any ARMS!
That's funny Shit right there.
I loved how Peanut was laughing so hard he had to lean on Jeff!
Brilliant move on Jeff's part! Too funny!
Jose’s super power is jumping the wall
I always thought jeff can speak all words without moving his lips. 😆
3:30 I just laugh....and then I put the video on youtube...it gets lots of hits...who's the piñata now B**CH?
Me: OMG SAVAGE SIDESTICK XD
Come on I’m not the only one who has watched these more than once
I swear Jeff Dunham is a savage 😂
Peanut: and if you mix him with bad guacamole to give you the Cha Cha Cha's
I was dying by laughing
I love watching videos of a person going further into insanity, by talking to himself with puppets.
Jeff Dunham's the greatest to do this ! Hats off !!
Jeff’s adult jokes are the best!!!!!
This guy is a genius he can make different voices without hardly moving hes lips. 👍
I love when Peanut and Jose go at each other,, Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣
Peanut's always gonna give Jose a hard time for being Spanish. Brotherly love
Man I thought peanut was always a super villain
I love the line when Jose said
I couldn't find a mask that looked like your sister.
I LOVE HOW THE PUPPETS ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT THEYRE PUPPETS BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEYRE THEIR OWN SEPARATE BEINGS
That's why they are memorable.
Isaias Olivares It really does feel like they have a mind/life of their Own which is why Jeff is sooooooo darn good at His Career :3
Isaias Olivares
"Why didn't you say pepperspray?"
"You cannot say that without moving your lips."
Isaias Olivares I know right