I approve of the Powdered Toast Man's pre-emptive approval of the turtle's approval, as well as Alabama Man, the Tiny Dragon Gamer, Lilly, and Mark's additional approvals.
@@stonearchitect116 Also, digging down a body near the place of crime is stupid. Excavation efforts are seen for quite a while if you know what to look at. It's generally not a good idea to kill people you know because there are too many links feds will check and, even if they'll get no hard evidences, you'll probably won't handle their attention good enough to not fall under suspicion. If anything, the better way of disguising a murder is picking up all the valueables and planting some fake cues like scratch marks on safe keyholes. This way it will look like act of thievery went wrong and will call for a different set of suspects.
18:11 force a bunch of people who dont like mario kart to play mario cart until they get first place and the people playing after 2-3 people leave are going to resent the people who already won far more then if there wasnt a blue shell applying video game logic to real life is a recipe for disaster
Literally just the game Mario Kart is enough to shatter friendships and send someone into a trauma spiral. So anyways on the brighter side, do you have a Mario Kart main?
Isn't it a funny coincidence that after rail workers told that they can't keep going on like that any longer, mentioned strike and in return were threatened, fired and abused further, railway system that relies on 24/7 work of skilled specialists that need rest and to be able to support their families started to break down? Nah, must be the wind...
The wind whistling through your skull via your ears; you have not heard of 'random chance', nor are the derailments sabotage. Time to stop spreading conspiracy theories.
3:43 for those who don't know that's insulation that keeps warmth in and cold out in the winter and reverse in the summer and it's icky af even after showering multiple times
"You misunderstand, your honor, he was turtle approved, therefore he cannot be charged for his crimes lest you incur the reptilian wrath of the full-shelled turtle."
It's wall insulation. When building a house, there's an outer brick wall, and an inner brick wall. The insulation is put between these 2. Most insulation is generally toxic and dangerous, especially when you’re exposed to it for a long time. Fortunately, insulation is installed in ways that minimize exposure to these risks. However, improper insulation can cause irritation, pain, or severe long-term effects.
#dankness Far Future Elderly man: Can you give discount? I Served in Ukraine. Cashier: Yes, sir. Of Course. Elderly man: Спасибо! Everyone Else in the store: 😳🤯
Personally, if I was the government, and I wanted to pay for everybody's college, but all the colleges decided to jack up their tuition to make it unaffordable even for me, I'd jack up their taxes so I can get that money back and continue to pay for everybody's college. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Sex scandal, multiple male officers had sex with the female officer in the meme, multiple males having sex with one female one after another is also called run a train.
2:00 the joke here is the girl in the photo was involved in a sex scandal with other police officers in her police department who were all male. The reason why the meme said they should run a train system is because there is a thing called “Run a train” which according to urban dictionary means when multiple men have sex with a women one after another, which the female officer did. Her name is Morgan Hall
the thumbnail being the first meme is the greatest achievement in human history. Thank you, please keep it that way.
yes
Yea that's actually rare lol
@@Alexandre04 that's the usual ias
100% agreed, i liked for that alone
Why is there more than 1 banana?
4:00 I love the small detail that Lois (The mother) is blue, Peter (The father) is green, and Chris (The son) is a mix of the two.
Can u give me your [[Heart Shaped Object]] ?
That dog is Rob Boss
Yo that's crazy man
You mean Dog Ross?
Nah man its Ross Bob
Yes
Bob ruff
12:35 in RL: Barbie gets knocked up by Ken while Joe is on deployment
Also in Real Life: Skipper gets knocked up by Ken.
3:37 dam
That mantis boutta have the ride of its life
SILENCE YOU FIEND
I approve of a turtle approving this video even though they haven't yet
I approve of you approving this before a turtle approves this video.
I approve of Powdered Toast Man.
I also will per-emptivly approve of said turtle's approval in advance of their arrival and approval.
@@markh.6687 I, a Tiny Dragon who also is a Gamer, approve of the turtle approving this video even though he hasnt yet.
I approve of the Powdered Toast Man's pre-emptive approval of the turtle's approval, as well as Alabama Man, the Tiny Dragon Gamer, Lilly, and Mark's additional approvals.
8:50 technically is not illegal to dig up an endangered plant, so long as you don't kill it and replant it afterwards.
Also, the FBI are legally allowed to dig up endangered plants if they have probable reason to believe it will add to an investigation.
@@stonearchitect116 Also, digging down a body near the place of crime is stupid. Excavation efforts are seen for quite a while if you know what to look at.
It's generally not a good idea to kill people you know because there are too many links feds will check and, even if they'll get no hard evidences, you'll probably won't handle their attention good enough to not fall under suspicion.
If anything, the better way of disguising a murder is picking up all the valueables and planting some fake cues like scratch marks on safe keyholes. This way it will look like act of thievery went wrong and will call for a different set of suspects.
Aizen is so strong he destroyed plot armor
That was the first fair argument, against buying and playing Hogwarts Legacy, that I heard.
8:08 she also sings about fighting Jets in the Song
2:46 that's why you don't give a bull Testosterone pills
I do not understand can you please explain (forgive me I'm an idiot)
18:11 force a bunch of people who dont like mario kart to play mario cart until they get first place and the people playing after 2-3 people leave are going to resent the people who already won far more then if there wasnt a blue shell
applying video game logic to real life is a recipe for disaster
Literally just the game Mario Kart is enough to shatter friendships and send someone into a trauma spiral.
So anyways on the brighter side, do you have a Mario Kart main?
I like that vampire joke, very clever.
Me: petting the cats
Everyone at the safari: 0_0
#dankness
I think him hearting it means your gonna be featured in the next video. If so, congratulations
Isn't it a funny coincidence that after rail workers told that they can't keep going on like that any longer, mentioned strike and in return were threatened, fired and abused further, railway system that relies on 24/7 work of skilled specialists that need rest and to be able to support their families started to break down? Nah, must be the wind...
I seriously hate capitalism.
The wind whistling through your skull via your ears; you have not heard of 'random chance', nor are the derailments sabotage. Time to stop spreading conspiracy theories.
@LucasHFTheWolf lmao my phone lagged.
#dankness
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I served in Korea.
Cashier: Sure, there you go.
Man: Xie xie.
Everyone else in the store: 😟
I was forced to eat KimChi in a POW camp.
He was our interpreter.
@@alabamaman1372 only in alabama
Hol up
I don't get it
@@Ch3z_Borgor “Xie xie,” is Chinese for, “Thank you.”
Cobain vs. Michelangelo -Both painted a ceiling
Love the gallows humor
it took me a sec to realize
3:38 made me spit out water over my screen
Your talkin bout the with the guy laying on the pink stuff right? I don’t get it. Can you please explain
@@Pyro_fortress Glass Fiber
@@maximodubs4189 could be worst
No no, the Praying mantis
3:38 buddy, the female praying mantis bites the head off of the male mantis, what do you think is going to happen to your tip if you try that?
3:43 for those who don't know that's insulation that keeps warmth in and cold out in the winter and reverse in the summer and it's icky af even after showering multiple times
3:36
Ayo
(is there sause?) 💀
That first one was great. I hope they have a loving relationship, where the boy and man are both in on getting mom with the man. If a sequel is made.
Bro the scam artist lived to be like 150 years old unless i did my math wrong🤯
10:35 And then after that: Real serial killer plays Manhunt.
5:19 🤭 reminds me of the "sister for sale" poem by Shel Silverstein.
Oh yeah that’s one of my favorite poems
📜
@@AnonymousFohYOU same!
@@michellebrock9936 Nice!
The kid: *_I was a business man doing business 🗿🚬_*
sweet jesus the kangeroo one got dark so fast
Turtle approved
"You've been pre-approved, Mr. Turtle."
"You misunderstand, your honor, he was turtle approved, therefore he cannot be charged for his crimes lest you incur the reptilian wrath of the full-shelled turtle."
3:22 bet those personal reasons are "i am a 10/10 and deserve a sucessesful guy"
Guy playing 4d chess, kid playing 5d chess, and it gave me a good laugh, hope it turned wholesome, nice video!
7:10
Then it turns out she isn't really the uncle's daughter cause his wife cheated with the guy's dad
Fun fact: Bin Laden was a gamer, they discovered CS on his PC after they recovered it.
7:14 sweeet home Alabama~🎶
8:11 oh my god im german but i needed a moment to get the joke😂😂😂
"neunundeunzig luftballons... auf ihrem weg zum horizont..."🎶
That Jesus painting is a masterpiece
1:01 nah bro that’s absolutely massive
WAIT.... chiquita actually overthrew a goverment in 1954 with the CIA
I’m freaking dying 😂 I live right next to Lavern,TN
>_
2:45 that bull owns both the farms
3:43 i do not know as well, whats that pink thing?
Insulation
It's wall insulation. When building a house, there's an outer brick wall, and an inner brick wall. The insulation is put between these 2.
Most insulation is generally toxic and dangerous, especially when you’re exposed to it for a long time. Fortunately, insulation is installed in ways that minimize exposure to these risks. However, improper insulation can cause irritation, pain, or severe long-term effects.
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT oh shit, they are screwed.
ngl insulation kinda look like cotton candy
@@LocalBurglar Yeah, it kinda does look like it.
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT wanna eat it?
Bro if vampires are real and had missionaries i would become a vampire
as an Egyptian myself I asuee you they wouldn't allow such a law, but 67% of husbands would actually want it😂 (we live in a depraved society😢)
It’s not just Egypt. It’s the whole world that lives in a depraved society.
5:00 Waaait... Hol' up. My grandfather's name is Fred. And he'll turn 97 later this year.
ohhh no…
I liked and subbed and now I’m learning art from Bob Ross doggo😊
The first one gave me an idea no actually... An inspiration
0:01 missed opportunity to name it dog ross
3:37 finally, some good fucking r34
That ain't a bull no more
3:38 I wanted it to be continued
Blueshell the 1%
how?
Maximum Wage Tax
#dankness
Far Future
Elderly man: Can you give discount? I Served in Ukraine.
Cashier: Yes, sir. Of Course.
Elderly man: Спасибо!
Everyone Else in the store: 😳🤯
Brave man 🙏
i approve of people approving the approval or turtle
for the fast X one, thats paul walkers brother, he also filled in for paul in fast 7 halfway through production after he died
8:00 that took a second but it hit me lol
#dankness
Why are trains crashing?
Because the rails are trainsphobic.
Don't you have a date with your stepsister to go on??
John is immortal
The Curt Cobain was wild.
7:26 not a dad but a factory worker. That one was cruel.
The pray mantis one got me trippin
As a Brazilian, I wish there was a government overthrow in nov 10 2022
( 13:53) NO!
Next time you eat chicken, eat an egg to. Its eating the family of chicken, not thinking abt them.
Bob Ross dog should be dog ross
#dankness
7:15 **ALABAMA 100**
Woman literaly touch the holy banana
7:05 SAVAGE LMFAO
Lore of Waaait... Hol' Up... V80 momentum 100
#dankness
I fixed one problem in my house, only to discover another. I'm better off not fixing anything.
Top ten thing Blind people like to look at
12:40 bro found the fountain
WOOO THE THUMBNAIL IS ACTUALLY SHOWN FIRST
blue shell the 1%
Personally, if I was the government, and I wanted to pay for everybody's college, but all the colleges decided to jack up their tuition to make it unaffordable even for me, I'd jack up their taxes so I can get that money back and continue to pay for everybody's college. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
3:38 spore early creature stage
15:29
The most depressing one.....
Wait so we gonna ignore dudes been alive for 170-220 years but is called a scam artist.
3:09 only brazillians will fully understand this one
5:09 oh no
Awesome I got featured but I realize I screwed up my comment, it was supposed to be old cars then new cars, not cars then and now
5:45 best flex ever 😂
The start be like "kris get the banana"
blue shell the 1 percent
3:39 cough cough
3:44 what ARE they laying on?
insulation?
i dont get it
@fengbonk, thanks for telling
3:23 lo mejor y mas gracioso y cierto
1:59 whats the context on these officers?
Sex scandal, multiple male officers had sex with the female officer in the meme, multiple males having sex with one female one after another is also called run a train.
Someone please explain to me what's up with the cow one I'm very stupid
9:58 na what the hell
6:55 both are true. That's why i do drugs.
that thumbnail... Allura?!
Who is that other man!
9:53 idc about the circled one,
But what are you doing with the black People tho🤨🤨
2:00 the joke here is the girl in the photo was involved in a sex scandal with other police officers in her police department who were all male. The reason why the meme said they should run a train system is because there is a thing called “Run a train” which according to urban dictionary means when multiple men have sex with a women one after another, which the female officer did.
Her name is Morgan Hall
Information that imma regret learning
0:09 Name?
13:30 he got his wish
3:38
what kind of question is that and WHY did you ask this
But why the first meme has 2 banana ?
Who made this comic 0:15
OI I want that elixer
3:43 what are they laying on?
9:40 My g its inside job time
your thumbnails always want me to click on the video