Admit it; you'd hit it/they/her/him/whatever after being in space too long. But see also the 'Enterprise' episode where male Chief Engineer 'Tripp' gets pregnant without realizing he had intercourse with a hot alien female simply by touching each other (!)
This is one of the reasons I enjoy Stellaris. The alien portraits are all drastically different from each other; heck, even two mammalian portraits are drastically different. The only thing Stellaris _doesn’t_ really take into account is that alien life may not even be made of solid matter - there could be a race of sentient gas out there for all we know
@@blather7952 She's already on OF making more money than she does as a teacher, and all she does is dress like a hot teacher and threaten to spank her customers after school.
#DANKNESS Turtle: shows up out of nowhere approves all Memeillion videos Inspires everyone to say they approve the memes Refuses to elaborate further Leaves
As someone who owns 4 cats, I can say that random cat trip is all too real. I've had to get really good at using my foot to scoop my cats out of the way harmlessly mid-step.
I had a buddy at work, used to yell kobe every time he threw something into the trash. I got tired of hearing it so I started running by blocking the shots and yelling "Shaq" every time I blocked one.
And you get to fap to whatever perversion you can think of at the clinic, including thinking of staff members you think are hot, AND you get paid to do it!
3:52 I've discovered a way around it. When you decide to do something: snap. When you forget what it was, snap a couple times and your brain will remember what it was doing again.
17:24 One-punch man is my actually favorite anime, and yeah, i haven't seen too much anime, but i can say that my second favorite is Neon Genesis Evangelion. (Fun fact: the first time i watched some little moments of Evangelion i was younger than 9 years old, and with 11 i started to watch it with my dad, he explained me all the things i didn't understand, and i remember to comprehend the most part of the anime. Some day i realize that the normal age to see it is around 15 years)
Ima try it for once, definitely not gonna get picked tho. #Dankness Me: so when is the Turtle who approves memes coming? Turtle who approves memes: "That the neat part. Eventually."
meme goes like this you weigh yourself in the morning "scale reads a number" you have a huge crap.... you weigh yourself again "scale reads heavier number" you "WTF...."
14:35 no, seriously, whenever you're able to, close down all your bank accounts and put your money in a credit union instead. Credit Unions offer all the same services but don't charge all the ridiculous fees, and their interest rates are less than half of what banks' interest rates are. Banks literally charge you for letting them use your money to make themselves richer. Screw Banks, use a credit union.
Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to watch the collapse of society and common sense. So fucked up but so true
#DANKNESS Turtle: shows up out of nowhere approves all Memellion videos Inspires everyone to say they approve the memes Refuses to elaborate further Leaves
![[안방1열 직캠4K] 베이비몬스터 치키타 'DRIP' (BABYMONSTER CHIQUITA FanCam) @SBS Inkigayo 241110](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tnlxo79cAqY/mqdefault.jpg)
Wow that turtle isn't here yet
I Kinda miss him when he's late
Yes
It's been an hour, I'm sure the turtle Is somewhere else approving other videos he's been busy lately
This video propably wasnt approved by him.
@@Twisty._. are you kidding? Don't be stupid, the turtle would have said this video isn't approved.
Aliens could look like anything but guaranteed there is going to be at least one dude who tries to get it on with them.
Admit it; you'd hit it/they/her/him/whatever after being in space too long.
But see also the 'Enterprise' episode where male Chief Engineer 'Tripp' gets pregnant without realizing he had intercourse with a hot alien female simply by touching each other (!)
I wonder who is it
This is one of the reasons I enjoy Stellaris. The alien portraits are all drastically different from each other; heck, even two mammalian portraits are drastically different.
The only thing Stellaris _doesn’t_ really take into account is that alien life may not even be made of solid matter - there could be a race of sentient gas out there for all we know
Every hole/pole is a goal.
Oh boy if only the teacher knew what they really mean by that
Yeah 😂but hey at least it ended on a good note unless she finds out what it really means 😅
@@blather7952 She's already on OF making more money than she does as a teacher, and all she does is dress like a hot teacher and threaten to spank her customers after school.
11:06 and thus. The therapist had a space added to thier title.
A froggy with glasses approves of everyone approving these exquisite memes 🐸💖
Did you just beat the turtle
The turtle:finnaly a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary!
@@coreyfogarty4469 i couldnt possibly take master turtle on in a fight! 😰
yo pope Francis got that HOLY drip 🥶
He should see a doctor; that's nasty. (Sorry, white man talking about a different kind of drip.)
Ye
#DANKNESS
Turtle: shows up out of nowhere
approves all Memeillion videos
Inspires everyone to say they approve the memes
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
Everyone: I see this as an absolute win!
Wholesome as ever😊
🐢 a different turtle approves of these memes.
Thank you, the original turtle is presumably dead.
3:25 "We gotta part the sea, brother"
"Moses, speak to the Rock!" Wrestles the Rock. "I said SPEAK to the Rock!" "But I thought we were talking!"
I came to the comments looking for this just as soon as I saw, I’m glad you did not disappoint 😂😂 😂
4:46 I love how there's a bump here from people clicking back to this spot
Dammmmm, pope Francis got drip😎
The Jedi approve of all turtle opinions and turtle approved opinions
7:55 "hey Papyrus, I..."
15:25 - 15:30 a man of culture
1:03 the Japanese text below "English French Toast" says "German style".
a completely fictional sheep approves of these memes
6:48 : As a french person, I can tell you that I feel relieved after finally smelling trash and no more piss.
Coat Francis goes hard
As someone who owns 4 cats, I can say that random cat trip is all too real. I've had to get really good at using my foot to scoop my cats out of the way harmlessly mid-step.
7:28 true sixth sense unlocked
1:26 This disturbed me greatly. I don't know why she decided to tell me this, but I can tell you one thing. I was flabbergasted.
3:13 it’s never broken It actually is cleaned every hour so if it’s “broken” try coming back in 30-50 minutes
0:15 Well, Jake Sully certainly failed to follow that rule!
#dankness
My freind: why arent there any hot girls at our school?
Me:Skill-Based-Matchmaking.
3:14 i work at MacDonalds and we love telling people its broken
0:04 jokes on you I don’t have a girlfriend!
6:15 “That ain’t gonna work.”
19:13 ah yes, the mighty "galaretka" (also know as jelly meat) arrives
5:02 that's like ordering a sphinx on wish
“How many drip popes do you want?”
“YES.”
*The Turtle abandoned us.*
*He didnt approve this video*
Why did it become just spongebob memes for a hot second
I had a buddy at work, used to yell kobe every time he threw something into the trash. I got tired of hearing it so I started running by blocking the shots and yelling "Shaq" every time I blocked one.
When I got fed up with the "Kobe" shit I started asking "What, you raped it?"
15:18 Just become a sperm donor! The legacy is carried on, someone gets a kid, you get paid, and you don't gotta raise the baby. Everyone wins.
And you get to fap to whatever perversion you can think of at the clinic, including thinking of staff members you think are hot, AND you get paid to do it!
9:19
Excuse me, don't forget the fourth state of matter.
The Bose-Einstein Condensate.
jokes on you I'm single hahahah
"crying but not noticeable"
5:13 more like literally every dad who likes sports but don't do any
A wubbox approves of these memes
When it sounds like a fart can, but it's just a shit box with a muffler problem: 🤣
The socky one got me😂
I didn't expect to see the Terminal Lance comic here.
Moses looks like freaking Hulk Hogan!
No sigh of turtle.
Gotta approve this video before he can.
9:30
It's easy for me. But only because I enjoy touching grass, I'm not addicted to electronics, and I often forget I even have a phone to begin with.
100 comments on this channel... Yeah...
Lore behind my lego battle , ye that shit spanning like 11 years now
9:08
crime, police, 911, prison, justice, penalty of death
Moral of the story here is never to fuck with aliens under any circumstances.
The turtle isn’t here yet lol
3:52
I've discovered a way around it. When you decide to do something: snap. When you forget what it was, snap a couple times and your brain will remember what it was doing again.
8:54 OSHA violations is my answer
17:24 One-punch man is my actually favorite anime, and yeah, i haven't seen too much anime, but i can say that my second favorite is Neon Genesis Evangelion. (Fun fact: the first time i watched some little moments of Evangelion i was younger than 9 years old, and with 11 i started to watch it with my dad, he explained me all the things i didn't understand, and i remember to comprehend the most part of the anime. Some day i realize that the normal age to see it is around 15 years)
Hampter approves this Video
11:00 the actress is codi vore, if anyone wants to know (idk if i spelled actress right)
3:47 “Is’a Gortex!”
I heartily endorse this meme collection.
That poor, innocent history teacher.
1:19 "Well I got news for you!"
- Iced Tea or something idk
Special soldier 1. Approves these memes
17:29 I pour 3am water onto my warm pillow so that I get the best of both worlds 😎😎😎
Spectacular Spiderman Approves of these memes
3:29 So Moses is Hulk Hogan
2:32 I broke one of my legs because of this. Don’t worry, it was about a year ago, I’ve been able to walk again since last August.
A Slice of cheese has approved this video
4:49
Bro is struggling
Two pair of scissors. Same with pants.
11:38 Call back when you get it to say racial slurs.
Saul goodman approves of this video
Ima try it for once, definitely not gonna get picked tho.
#Dankness
Me: so when is the Turtle who approves memes coming?
Turtle who approves memes: "That the neat part. Eventually."
Wow the turtle isn’t here yet
7:55 SANS, HOW THE HECK DID YOU BURN THE WATER??
7:52
uhh, papyrus?
*i b u r n t t h e w a t e r.*
THESE MEMES ARE NOT TURTLE APPROVED ANYWAYS IM RUNNİNG AWAYYYYY
Claiming this video turtle free
Jokes on you Memeillion, I’m secretly SNEAKO
🐢 is on his way but he's slow he's a 🐢
"Born just in time to see society collapse"
YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING!!!
The Turtle is here!
Forget the turtle. We all approve
A turtle hunter approves of these memes
...two pairs of scissors?
meme goes like this
you weigh yourself in the morning "scale reads a number"
you have a huge crap....
you weigh yourself again "scale reads heavier number"
you "WTF...."
Dating in my 40's: I'm already dead.
The dog no longer have paws he has fists
18:45 Dating in my 40s: Pretty much the same, just with more anxiety.
Is this what they're passing around that plate for? Out here buying Moncler coats for Pope Dripula?
The turtle still isn’t here
2:39 is me bruh 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
4:54 A pair of lesbians
8:12 me everytime i go to Taco Bell
14:35 no, seriously, whenever you're able to, close down all your bank accounts and put your money in a credit union instead. Credit Unions offer all the same services but don't charge all the ridiculous fees, and their interest rates are less than half of what banks' interest rates are. Banks literally charge you for letting them use your money to make themselves richer. Screw Banks, use a credit union.
Way ahead of you.
Pass the blunt bro
A knight aproves thy memes
My lord, when do you think we shalt open thy gates for thy Turtle? He cometh soon I say.
Finally! That damned turtle is late! I can finally approve these memes!
Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to watch the collapse of society and common sense. So fucked up but so true
3:29 why does Moses look like Trevor from GTA 5
Ayo Bulk Bogan was the second coming of Moses all along
i hear you out 0:27
The first one do looks like my history teacher
#DANKNESS
Turtle: shows up out of nowhere
approves all Memellion videos
Inspires everyone to say they approve the memes
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
7:25
Wait I tought everyone would know there family pace
I approve of this video for the turtle