That cat puking meme is 100% on point, and applies to dogs as well. My entire first floor is hardwood and tile except for one room with carpet. Guess where every dog I've ever had goes to puke every time.
0:40 - Lmao the public doesn't even give a shit about the "aliens are real" thing BECAUSE of all the other problems going on (and the fact we still haven't seen a certain someone's client list).
4:37 Laugh all you want, but if you annoy him enough and he drives that thing off a cliff, he's got that double jump to save himself while you're going down with it.
6:54 I read all available chapters of that manga the day this video was posted and only found out now, a couple days later lol. Caught me by surprise. (If anyone is curious, manga name is "The Summer Hikaru Died" and it is an excellent horror/slice of life.)
Best cheese? Sharp cheddar... I think after a month of interaction with humans they'd likely be either running away or burning the planet to a cinder. Does that family really think they can get rid of Darth JarJar?
#dankness Me:is on Second Season of a anime. My sister:Who introduced me to the anime Who is on the first season Me:HOW!?! My sister: Cause I don't watch anime all the time. Me:😶😶😶
Jokes on you Komi. I have a real flesh and blood girlfriend AND simp for 2d girls. We've been together for like 6 years, sunk a lot of money into the duct tape over the years but she's worth it.
9:58 ah yes, mathematically impossible that in a universe with black holes, all types of lethal radiations, asteroid belts and planets colliding, there isn't another big enough planet with the exact right conditions in our own very small (in comparison to the rest of the universe) existance as a species to house another actually intelligent (using our very restricted definition of intelligence) species that we would communicate with.
You know... the funniest part of the apple tv porn joke is... they had to be CONNECTED and USING the wi-fi from his apartment for the tv to pick up on the network he was on. Which means they were using his wifi without his knowledge 😂😂😂 and their kid payed the price of knowledge
The question isn't if aliens are real The question is if they're a carnivorous bone sucking monstrosity looking to enslave and conquer, which we're totally expecting Or plainass humanoids like us, which we're not prepared for
That cat puking meme is 100% on point, and applies to dogs as well. My entire first floor is hardwood and tile except for one room with carpet. Guess where every dog I've ever had goes to puke every time.
That should only happen if your pets food is in your bedroom.. or just have an outdoor cat 😐
@@milahjensen no idea where you're getting this logic, but it ain't from pet ownership. Never fed any dog in the bedroom. Who does?
5:27
Me : *takes a sip*
Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?
Achievement unlocked: Furious Cocktail
Achievement unlocked: forbidden juice
Achievement unlocked: mystery beverage
Didnt expect this reference here
0:40 - Lmao the public doesn't even give a shit about the "aliens are real" thing BECAUSE of all the other problems going on (and the fact we still haven't seen a certain someone's client list).
aliens took the client list
Nah but why is the thumbnail a little 😳
It's true 😏
Too thick
I know right ?
Granny looking fine tho
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8:06 Saw Patrol! The best Way to introduce Kids to Horror Movies!~
I mean, I understand why people might want to jump Jar Jar, but at the same time, I don't want to tempt fate that Darth Jar Jar is a thing.
Saw the thumbnail and knew what I had to do
Same
Do you want to know why they put me in charge? It’s because I’m willing to do what needs to be done.
" unzips"
Was it to stop all the ghosts that were coming through cause your a phantom?
*Phantom Phantom Phantom*
4:38 Me rejecting them knowing that the Yoshi bike is terable at drifting in 8 deluxe
9:20 that's like being an aunt in the middle of the desert claiming that humans aren't real because you've never seen one in your life.
Not the memes I needed, but the memes I wanted.
4:37 Laugh all you want, but if you annoy him enough and he drives that thing off a cliff, he's got that double jump to save himself while you're going down with it.
#dankmenes Me from the UK, hearing about aliens knowing that they only invade America and Japan *calm*
Same. New Zealand is safe as well . Half the world don't know where it is, the aliens have no show😅
@@seanvanderstruys5196 pretty much not Japan and American
What edf aliens? They dont discriminate
We got the Daleks and all that, though
@@somedummyonyoutube3362 oh yea
7:55 Remember folks: where there’s a hole there’s a goal.
6:54 I read all available chapters of that manga the day this video was posted and only found out now, a couple days later lol. Caught me by surprise. (If anyone is curious, manga name is "The Summer Hikaru Died" and it is an excellent horror/slice of life.)
8:03 Dang, I better save up for Saw Patrol!
i just thought of this name too!
8:25 omggg I love it
6:00 No joke, this entire scenario happened to me and it was so awkward I had no words!
Didn't help that the weirdo speaking to me was autistic.
Why we're you looking at anime feet pics from Komi Can't Comminucate?
8:21 Classic fiction turned to reality moment 👍 I like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
8:25 I am obsessed with the books that this was based on
“MAY i go to the bathroom?” 😭 8:31
5:00 that meme was
The Best Life Couch Ever
That first one doe 😂😂😂💀☠☠
Thanks, Memellion, for making me An Hero and A Winnah by using my dankness! 😁
FIRST TIME I’VE EVER SEEN A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN MEME! boy it’s so underrated
This video was strangely obsessed with aliens
1:01 yes he was a member of the house of belmont
Hello. I get my news from memes. Good news: I get completely unbiased news. Bad news: I have no idea what's going on.
11:52 my man give 5🖐️
1:51 wait what is that from?
8:06 saw patrol
Paw saw
#dankness
Me: Making jokes with my freinds in school
The Teacher right behind me >:(
As a dude with a step-mom, I can confirm that is true
WHAT😳😳😳😳🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📷📷📷📷📸📸📸📸📸📸
You're a victim 🤮🤮
Excuse me my Gent,
But what?!😂
1:26 only the best childhood show of mine I can't believe they took it off netflix it's on youtube now I still watch it I started it when I was 2😂😂😂😂
8:10 saw patrol
Tbh, i want the porche tiger running gear schematics
Throw me to the wolves. Ara ara..
Keep up the good work
4:18 No those are build by Henschel & sohn AG. We greate the Elephant and it was totaly grap.
7:10 WAYYYY to accurate.
Me: does a fatality
My junior karate instructor:😰
#dankness
12:45 definitely looks like a coffin rack on a ship. Better do a man overboard drill with that many sea men MIA
“Stop dumping for 2D girls and get a girlfriend.”
Me: No, that would be FAR worse.
Girls with their stepmother: 😑
Boys with thier stepmother: you know
Me if i had a stepmother: (I'll not simp like the others tbh)
10:25
since they are half human and half wolf then you take half of each,
meaning that a Werewolf pregnancy is 24.5 weeks
You have spent a lot of time thinking about this, huh.
@@seanvanderstruys5196 Only a minute.
Best cheese? Sharp cheddar...
I think after a month of interaction with humans they'd likely be either running away or burning the planet to a cinder.
Does that family really think they can get rid of Darth JarJar?
The third one 💀
0:33 kekw
10:26 werewolves have a speed up during a full moon and it returns to normal all the other time in theory
happy tree friends and trauma? WTF that was my favorite show
There a few memes about aliens...what happened?
8:34 Hwat-
5:40 how did the ghost froze to death when ghosts are already dead?
Please tell me where to get this voiceover😢
jokes on u ! I can't dream cuz of my anti-depressant pills !!
8:07 JigPaw
I knew what was going to be at the end of the thumbnail, I just had to check I SWEAR
What if aliens are just FUI (flying under the influence) and Earth is the equivalent of a lamp post?
0:30😂😂😂
I know that aliens exist, I just don't want them to visit Earth
you think they want to come to this ghetto plant?
#dankness
Me:is on Second Season of a anime.
My sister:Who introduced me to the anime Who is on the first season
Me:HOW!?!
My sister: Cause I don't watch anime all the time.
Me:😶😶😶
Saw Patrol Lol
2:21
Now watch me anger every rich person
the rich: left
the poor: right
7:43 😐 guess I’ll die
1:52 where is the upper picture from
Pretty much alien memes.
10:24
24 weeks, 3 days, and 12 hours
8:06 joker patrol???
The skeletor porn meme is funny af
#dankness
Me sees my friend: Hey what are you up to
My friend: Nothing I just got some c4
Me: I thought u drink monster
Friend: Yes and?
0:11 ayo? 🤔📸
0:10 damn I wish that was me. It must be nice
#dankness TH-cam comments: AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAA
The hub comments: This is cringe. I suppose we should exterminate it and never watch it.
i was watching a meme video and it got banned while i was watching it lol.
5:08 transition to operagx sponsor
8:18 PERFECTİON
Good.
I feel illegally early
Komi wouldn't talk like that, let alone talk at all for the most part
My stepmom likes to call me a disappointment and yet I’m a boy lol
12:55 where in Europe? because i'm Italian and whe have 40°C (104°F)
1:51 for what reasons? 🤔
To be fair - Ben was a screw-up.
By the way, I did the math for the werewolf thing and it should be about 25.5 weeks. maybe i don't know
0:01 I like dog
1:52. Sauce top left corner?
Jokes on you Komi.
I have a real flesh and blood girlfriend AND simp for 2d girls.
We've been together for like 6 years, sunk a lot of money into the duct tape over the years but she's worth it.
😂 1:42
If i was in place of cindrella that step mom would be having another child
Saw Patrol?😬
Why are there so many alien memes now?
#dankness
When the friend who said, “Whoever dies first likes men,” dies:
*I’ve won, but at what cost?*
2:25 but which is the rich one! WHICH ONE IS OT
4:19 they never did. That is a henchel tiger not a posche tiger.
9:58 ah yes, mathematically impossible that in a universe with black holes, all types of lethal radiations, asteroid belts and planets colliding, there isn't another big enough planet with the exact right conditions in our own very small (in comparison to the rest of the universe) existance as a species to house another actually intelligent (using our very restricted definition of intelligence) species that we would communicate with.
Ayo! 🤣🤣
You know... the funniest part of the apple tv porn joke is... they had to be CONNECTED and USING the wi-fi from his apartment for the tv to pick up on the network he was on. Which means they were using his wifi without his knowledge 😂😂😂 and their kid payed the price of knowledge
That made me have a smile so wicked it'd make the devil blush. So thanks for that
What’s with all of the alien memes? Did I miss something?
11:25 i would just think of it as the matrix instead
The question isn't if aliens are real
The question is if they're a carnivorous bone sucking monstrosity looking to enslave and conquer, which we're totally expecting
Or plainass humanoids like us, which we're not prepared for
Oh god
Not more social contact 😭
@@the_real_kel But maybe the females are hot by our standards.
@@markh.6687 THAT MAKES THEM MORE SCARY 😭
Of they the bone suckers the people with guns now have something new to shoot. If they humanoid they have something new to be racist towards
@@the_real_kel It certainly makes them harder to ignore.
Boys and their Step fathers: *arguing and beating*
Girls and their step fathers: