It's so interesting how right Zelda was when she was like "you're literally a rockstar gorgug". he's too insecure to realize how much everybody wants him
i know that fabian is the coolest guy in school, but gorgug is the guy that, once everyone is in college they think back and go “holy shit that was the coolest dude i’ve ever met and i didn’t even realize it.” like. he went from the biggest loser, even moreso than Riz to the rockstar jock who invented a new field of study and had basically everyone who met him outside of his extremely tight-knit friend group itching for a chance at him. i love gorgug so much
Idk, I feel like the band kids were going at it way more than the jocks/popular people were when I was in school. It’s amazing the inhibitions you lose when you care a lot less about what your public image is. (Edit: thought I should add that I’m saying this as a former band kind - high school and college - for added credibility lol)
The way zelda is such a horny mess for gorgug's strength is so freaking good and also actually a real representation of how thirsty high school girls are (speaking as someone who once was one)
i honestly feel bad for unit. he thought he had a chance with gorgug and then mary ann “i’m gonna go put it where you get quokki pets” scuttle swooped in.
Okay but looking at his parents, this all makes total sense for Gorgug. Like he doesn't like hearing his parents talk about it because no kid does, but he has absolutely internalized their acceptance and open-mindedness of all things sexual.
Gorgug is literally a tall hot beefy guy and KIND and acts like no one wants him... hes a perfect man. What is with Zac Oyama and coming up with the hottest dudes to ever exist.
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is literally the kiss score of the bad kids: Gorgug: 8 (kristen, zeldas dad, ragh, zelda, hangman, squeem, unit, mary-anne) Kristen: 7 (riz, fig, gorgug, adaine, fabian, tracker, gertie) Fig: 4 (kristen, dr asha, police commissioner runce buggins, ayda) Fabian: 2-4 (aelwyn, mazey, possibly ecaf and k2?) Adaine & Riz: 1 (just kristen)
And the fact he has canonically be romantic with Squeem the golem, Unit the robot, and Hangman the motorcycle? He seemed freaked out at his parent's proclivities but I hate to say it Jorjug I think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. (In his defense though he does also seem to have a very specific type of small girls who are really into anger, perhaps his ultimate partner would somehow combine the two.)
“Maybe he kisses so much because his parents are poly/pan” read that again, but slower. Now ask yourself if that’s a remotely appropriate thing to think or say even in fiction
@@lycanarachnid2435yeah I’m not counting when he kissed a motorcycle that is a dog that used to be a man once. The Hangman is a hellhound, he is a talking dog that looks like a motorcycle. It’s really easy to kiss a motorcycle if you think about it as a talking motorcycle and less as a dog or a guy who went to hell centuries ago. That isn’t the same kinda kiss he gave Squeem or Unit. They’re all people but one of them exists as a sapient dog. Like. Also the construct person and the robotic person aren’t at all the same as his parents’ non-sapient smash robots. C’mon y’all please
so wild that gorgug canonically has the most game out of the bad kids
Alt title: Brennan and Zac roleplaying romance perfectly for 8 mins
God, I always forget how fucking quick he was with "I like to sit down"
I keeps coming back into my memory and shocking me every time - that line has stuck with me more than any blimey ever could
I saw someone call it awkward instead of smooth as hell and it stunlocked me in my body
It was the best thing he could have said and I’m proud of him
@@Lucifersfursona It kinda hits the middle ground
It's so interesting how right Zelda was when she was like "you're literally a rockstar gorgug". he's too insecure to realize how much everybody wants him
i know that fabian is the coolest guy in school, but gorgug is the guy that, once everyone is in college they think back and go “holy shit that was the coolest dude i’ve ever met and i didn’t even realize it.” like. he went from the biggest loser, even moreso than Riz to the rockstar jock who invented a new field of study and had basically everyone who met him outside of his extremely tight-knit friend group itching for a chance at him. i love gorgug so much
We just docked.
crazy how Fabian lost his v card wayyyy later than Gorgug did
honestly, not that crazy considering, well... Fabian
I think that makes a lot of sense, actually. Gorgug just has that unintentional rizz that I would have found really attractive in high school
Idk, I feel like the band kids were going at it way more than the jocks/popular people were when I was in school. It’s amazing the inhibitions you lose when you care a lot less about what your public image is. (Edit: thought I should add that I’m saying this as a former band kind - high school and college - for added credibility lol)
No it checks out
Gorgug is (quite literally at times) a raging pansexual with a particular fascination with animalistic humanoids and constructs 😂
I'm pretty sure he's bi because of his thing with the modron
@@_____2219why couldn’t he also be pan because of his thing with the modron
@@he.said.teenjiejeri think zac said he's bi
@@r4m1444 okay i wasn’t aware of that! do you know where he said it?
@@he.said.teenjiejer ive seen people mention that he said it in a live when someone asked if gorgug could be bisexual and he said "sure"
And he even kissed Ragh in season 1 haha. Gorgug really is the Casanova of the Bad Kids, everyone wants a piece of him (and I mean... who wouldn't ?)
I cannot describe the hysteria that gripped me when I heard Mary-Ann ask gorgug if he had a girlfriend for the first time
To be fair, "Do you have a fucking warrant" is a very sexy line.
The way zelda is such a horny mess for gorgug's strength is so freaking good and also actually a real representation of how thirsty high school girls are (speaking as someone who once was one)
i honestly feel bad for unit. he thought he had a chance with gorgug and then mary ann “i’m gonna go put it where you get quokki pets” scuttle swooped in.
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Zac's emo outfit is unbelievable he looks so good
Okay but looking at his parents, this all makes total sense for Gorgug. Like he doesn't like hearing his parents talk about it because no kid does, but he has absolutely internalized their acceptance and open-mindedness of all things sexual.
aka that one time brennan said he loves flirting with zac(‘s characters)
wait when did he say this??
1:37 reminds me of the gif from tangled where the big Viking holds the unicorns together so they kiss 😂😂😂
I appreciate how LONG those minis were pushed together. That wasn't just a peck 😂
God. I wish they had continued the kissing the hangman bit, that’s sooooo funny ❤
Gorgug is literally a tall hot beefy guy and KIND and acts like no one wants him... hes a perfect man. What is with Zac Oyama and coming up with the hottest dudes to ever exist.
THIS!!! where can i purchase a Gorgug or a Ricky😭
I too would aggressively flirt with Zac Oyama at every opportunity so
I completely forgot about the hangman
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is literally the kiss score of the bad kids:
Gorgug: 8 (kristen, zeldas dad, ragh, zelda, hangman, squeem, unit, mary-anne)
Kristen: 7 (riz, fig, gorgug, adaine, fabian, tracker, gertie)
Fig: 4 (kristen, dr asha, police commissioner runce buggins, ayda)
Fabian: 2-4 (aelwyn, mazey, possibly ecaf and k2?)
Adaine & Riz: 1 (just kristen)
Fabian also possibly has K2, it will forever be unclear whether that was a bit or not
@@elisabethwilliams2406 right i did think that maybe i should add K2 or Ecaf but I don't think they ever explicitly mentioned it
Fabian kissed K2 and made her pregnant! CANON!
@@Spiritoftherain With a kiss? Cause remember, Fabian is canonically still a virgin until the last episode XD
@@myowntargetaudiencei have to believe fabian has kissed ecaf, not 100% sure about k2 though
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"Ah!! They got me!"
Squeem for the squeem god!
Wonder if it’s cause his parents are… like that
And the fact he has canonically be romantic with Squeem the golem, Unit the robot, and Hangman the motorcycle? He seemed freaked out at his parent's proclivities but I hate to say it Jorjug I think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. (In his defense though he does also seem to have a very specific type of small girls who are really into anger, perhaps his ultimate partner would somehow combine the two.)
Just a kiss but Raag (barbarian), Zelda (barbarian) and Marie Anne (barbarian).
He really has a type (aside from constructs like Squeem and Unit).
Soooo, either a barbarian or a strong ass conduct? Got it
“Maybe he kisses so much because his parents are poly/pan” read that again, but slower. Now ask yourself if that’s a remotely appropriate thing to think or say even in fiction
@@lycanarachnid2435yeah I’m not counting when he kissed a motorcycle that is a dog that used to be a man once. The Hangman is a hellhound, he is a talking dog that looks like a motorcycle. It’s really easy to kiss a motorcycle if you think about it as a talking motorcycle and less as a dog or a guy who went to hell centuries ago. That isn’t the same kinda kiss he gave Squeem or Unit.
They’re all people but one of them exists as a sapient dog. Like.
Also the construct person and the robotic person aren’t at all the same as his parents’ non-sapient smash robots. C’mon y’all please
i forgot how badly i was rooting for Unit x Gorgug
“Oh… thank you.” is so hilarious
So completely random and unrelated but i just have to say i love your Tina icon 🫶
Oh my god thank you for noticing!🥰