When you think about it, it also makes sense bc he probably only has space in the Thistlespring tree to straighten his back when he sits down ugh Zac’s MIND
I love how someone pointed out that Gorgug was so hung up over Mary-Ann that he quit a sport he didn't even like and Mary-Ann just reminded him its just a game. With that, he figured out why he was so hung up.
Gorgug's type is small awkward girls that can kick some serious ass (they got that dog in 'em) and I love that for him. And then there's also Unit apparently lmao
This is somehow so true to actual teenager romance, it really WAS that out of nowhere and yet completely easy to see coming when you take a single step back
Ironic how Gorgug, whose charisma stat is probably the lowest in his party, has attracted 4 NPCs so far including Ragh. 5 if we wanna include Squeem 😂 Though plotwise, he is probably the one teenagers would have a crush on. Tall, dark haired, and handsome, drummer in a famous band, physically fit, genuinely nice, and now basically a genius for pioneering a new multiclass...now I'm surprised there aren't more teens clammoring over him 😂
@@srishtis6209 😂 I mean, it's totally possible irl for the more charismatic person to struggle for many reasons. It's just funny to consider mechanics-wise in the game haha
@@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJavayou're forgetting Unit kissing Gorgug before the Ragenarok. It's fair to forget it a bit, considering "Even cowgirls get the blues" immediately follows and overshadows it
Headcanon that there is no lime level and Mary Ann is fully aware of this and being fully sarcastic when she asks Fig to show her how to get to lime level. I just refuse to believe that someone that dedicated wouldn't be at the highest possible level. Mary Ann is the quokki pet champion. And I think Mary "this is my crystal number, I'm putting it where you get quokki pets" Ann would ABSOLUTELY ask a quokki noob how to get to a level that she knows doesn't exist
Can we please talk about how majestic that purple hair is on Ally???! I need people to be enthusiastic about this with me because I can’t get over it!❤❤❤❤
I was very upset about Gorgug and Zelda having broken up, but his enemies-to-lovers storyline with Mary-Ann is…. electric. And I love him with Unit. Maybe I just love Gorgug ships.
I am telling you its the smols that get you when you're tall. You think "I hate this small little monster" one minute and then they knife you in the back and through the heart and you're like "shit... was I always in love with this tiny little monster?" And to answer the eventual question: No. They never stop being monsters. Or smol. The depravity comes with the size.
I love how gorgug kept asking where to get her number and where the game was found because as soon as she showed interest he totally moved on from why he didnt like her.
Guys ACTUAL question, i'm not a native English speaker, is there some sort of innuendo in " i like to sit down" because i don't understand plz help :')
No no no, nothing like that. The humor is just that she mentions that her dad makes benches in his workshop..... and the only thing he can say in response is that he likes to sit down. It's the most banal thing to say, and he's saying it in an attempt to relate.
@@gregorywiederecht oh okay thank you so much because I was so lost 😭 it was still funny but after rewatching it I wondered if I missed something, anyways thank you !
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"I like to sit down" was so fast and SO funny bravo Zach
If that line didn't happen in the same episode as K2's fart it would've been the most hilarious part of the episode
Zach has a direct line to my funny bone lol. I don’t often laugh so hard that my stomach hurts but when I do, it’s usually because of him.😂
When you think about it, it also makes sense bc he probably only has space in the Thistlespring tree to straighten his back when he sits down ugh Zac’s MIND
I love how someone pointed out that Gorgug was so hung up over Mary-Ann that he quit a sport he didn't even like and Mary-Ann just reminded him its just a game. With that, he figured out why he was so hung up.
Real "get out of my school" energy from Gorgug on that one
Gorgug's type is small awkward girls that can kick some serious ass (they got that dog in 'em) and I love that for him. And then there's also Unit apparently lmao
Unit/Maybe Squeem would make total sense because of his adoptive families love of constructs.
Unit is a Modron so they’relike 4 feet tall. Gorgug likes them short.
@@The10renren10 Yeah the size difference is a common thread with Gorgug lmao. I mean, good for them, he's a giant strong sweetie
My money is that he had a relationship with Unit after yhe festival incident with his parents machines and wad curious to see what that was like 😂
"I like to sit down" was so fast and smooth.. it got me with that line
This is somehow so true to actual teenager romance, it really WAS that out of nowhere and yet completely easy to see coming when you take a single step back
Ironic how Gorgug, whose charisma stat is probably the lowest in his party, has attracted 4 NPCs so far including Ragh. 5 if we wanna include Squeem 😂 Though plotwise, he is probably the one teenagers would have a crush on. Tall, dark haired, and handsome, drummer in a famous band, physically fit, genuinely nice, and now basically a genius for pioneering a new multiclass...now I'm surprised there aren't more teens clammoring over him 😂
I have been thinking about this since I watched the episode! Meanwhile, the bard of the party is struggling to lose his v card😂
@@srishtis6209 😂 I mean, it's totally possible irl for the more charismatic person to struggle for many reasons. It's just funny to consider mechanics-wise in the game haha
Who am I forgetting? I count Zelda, Mary Ann, Ragh. Was there something in Sophomore Year?
@@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJavayou're forgetting Unit kissing Gorgug before the Ragenarok. It's fair to forget it a bit, considering "Even cowgirls get the blues" immediately follows and overshadows it
@@eaglefan2569 oh woah i didn't realize they kissed even though i watched it
"she's got that dog in her" 😂
the dog is a squishmalllow
And as it turns out, that dog is Gorgug.
And now she's got half an orc in there.
It's funnier when you remember Mary Ann is canonically like two feet tall and Gorgug is huge 😭
Gorgug got a type it's 3foot and under barbarians
Came here to say this omg the visual is hilarious
it's honestly fair with how easily she could manhandle him
As a 5'1" girl who has mostly dated men over 6, those guys like us cause we are small, mighty, and terrifying when angry. It checks out.
He was also raised by gnomes and lives in a tiny gnome house so I think he has a different sense of scale than everyone else.
So, I suppose Gorgug has a type: short, awkward girls in hoodies with digitigrade legs
I dig it.
And robits
also barbarians!!
Except Unit. Unit is a robot Artificer. But besides them yeah, Gorgug's type is short girls who are slightly emo with anger issues
Goth Zac is triggering something very primal in what parts of my HS gay boy brain is left from 2005.
sameeee.
The bench gift to Fig was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Gorgug’s type being small awkward barbarian girls (sub 3.5 feet) when he is canonically 6+ feet tall.
As a 5'1" girl who has mostly dated men over 6, those guys like us cause we are small, mighty, and terrifying when angry. It checks out.
@@PinkPixie019 oh I know. I’m 5’2” and all of my male exes have been 6’+. It’s just funny because Gorgug like girls 1/3 of his height.
Zelda's 4'11" but yeah
Zelda is not a barbarian though?
@ Yeah she is. She rages.
Gorgug, the greatest wizard of our time
Rizard, at this point.
@@jesseschnee5055damN it i came to make the rizzard joke
"I like to sit down" no charisma check necessary, just pure animalistic sex appeal
Emily and Siobhan’s identical jaw drop at the “do you have a girlfriend” has me rolling 😂
“Did it make you mad in real life” plays so well into the Rat Grinders D&D metacommentary
As an autistic teen girl who acted EXACTLY like this, Mary Ann is such a specific call out that I never expected to see played out on Fantasy High
“Did it make you mad in real life” is a wild thing to say 💀
i need you to know that i came on to yt to look specifically for this bit and it was the first thing on my recommended. thank you!
Same
Headcanon that there is no lime level and Mary Ann is fully aware of this and being fully sarcastic when she asks Fig to show her how to get to lime level. I just refuse to believe that someone that dedicated wouldn't be at the highest possible level. Mary Ann is the quokki pet champion. And I think Mary "this is my crystal number, I'm putting it where you get quokki pets" Ann would ABSOLUTELY ask a quokki noob how to get to a level that she knows doesn't exist
Headcanon accepted
Jace... I don't feel good
mary-ann's autistic rizz is so real and i'm glad to see it represented in a D&D game outside of my own party lmaoooo
THIS is why cowgirls get the blues
Can we please talk about how majestic that purple hair is on Ally???! I need people to be enthusiastic about this with me because I can’t get over it!❤❤❤❤
I CAN'T GET OVER IT EITHER
@@lokaib THANK YOU
@@Butterratbee I"m biased because I LOOOVE purple but I support your opinion haha ♥
"Yeah, thats the game" was so brutal 😂
Literally HOW does he come up with gold like "I like to sit down" on a moment's notice...incredible stuff
But you didn’t put in the bench bit!😂
Results of Divine Sense: “Yeah”
The bench bit is NOT safe for TH-cam 😂😂😂😂😂
I was very upset about Gorgug and Zelda having broken up, but his enemies-to-lovers storyline with Mary-Ann is…. electric. And I love him with Unit. Maybe I just love Gorgug ships.
Emily's face at the girlfriend question at 1:20 *kills me*.
Gorgug gets around
I didn’t get it before, but I do now. Mary Ann is actually the best 😆
She's the best character.
Emily's face at "Do you have a girlfriend?" 😂😂😂😂😂
I am telling you its the smols that get you when you're tall. You think "I hate this small little monster" one minute and then they knife you in the back and through the heart and you're like "shit... was I always in love with this tiny little monster?"
And to answer the eventual question: No. They never stop being monsters. Or smol. The depravity comes with the size.
As someone who is 4’11, this is entirely true 😂
As someone who's 6,3 can confirm them smols just sneak up on you and wham right in the feels
The only thing better than a crack ship is a canon crack ship!
I feel like this will inspire more people to make npcs like mary ann and im hyped
Yo can we talk about how FINE zac is as an emo???
do you have a girlfriend
Enemies to Lovers DONE RIGHT 👏
gorgug likes them with a touch of tism
Unit got done dirty 😢
This kobold is two and a half feet tall and the most game out of anyone in the entire series
I KNEW IT
Low key, what if Emily comes in at Mary Anne for senior year? It would be So funny
I desperately need someone to animate this moment
Gorgug Rizzlespring at it again
I love how gorgug kept asking where to get her number and where the game was found because as soon as she showed interest he totally moved on from why he didnt like her.
I think in season 1 they said that gorgug is 6'7" and marianne is like,,,,,,, 2 feet tall. Wattpad writers are flipping their shit right now
Ally at 1:13 kills me lmao
1:40
Guys ACTUAL question, i'm not a native English speaker, is there some sort of innuendo in " i like to sit down" because i don't understand plz help :')
No no no, nothing like that. The humor is just that she mentions that her dad makes benches in his workshop..... and the only thing he can say in response is that he likes to sit down. It's the most banal thing to say, and he's saying it in an attempt to relate.
@@gregorywiederecht oh okay thank you so much because I was so lost 😭 it was still funny but after rewatching it I wondered if I missed something, anyways thank you !
#jaceidontfeelgood
Justice for zeldaaaaa 😫😫
I remember when they used to do hilarious skits on collegehumor for free
Dude its 5 bucks
College Humor literally doesn't exist anymore. Get over it.
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maybe you should've bought college humour instead of sam reich then
At best, the vast majority of their old skits were mediocre. Dropout is much funnier because less things are scripted.