Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)
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00:00:00 - biggggggg bossman
0:01:08 - Carnivore diet
0:03:35 - Dangerous Shits | Burying Shits
0:06:50 - Beta Fish Fights | Hurting Animals
0:11:30 - Golden Globes | Getting Dumb
0:18:44 - The Dark NARC | Unc Katt
0:24:30 - Wearing a Dress | Bring back the Anthem
0:27:10 - The Aryan Off | F.@.G. Fistfights
0:32:00 - Big Boss Man | Kane | Figurines
0:38:49 - Patreon Award | Dwight Howard
0:43:53 - Autism Powers | Saltburn
0:47:28 - adverts
0:52:22 - More Slatburn | VP Pick
0:55:30 - Funding a War | Mexico’s Population
0:59:00 - Matt’s Mystery | Grenade Explosions
1:01:30 - Racism VR | Blonkies
1:07:00 - Invasion | Stephen Hawking Allegations
1:11:30 - Jeffery Tobin | Sisters Boyfriends
1:15:30 - Getting hit by a car and Getting a Gun
1:22:30 - Learning how to shoot a gun
1:25:00 - Are people happier to be alive? | Bum Fights
1:30:00 - goodbye - บันเทิง
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HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!
Gashville lmfao 😊
God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎
Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly
Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.
Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids
Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny
Carnival diet
He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything
Ta keto
Calling Katt Williams the Dark Narc is such a poetic and comical label lol. Theo is a word magician.
lmao, fr. also I make music I know none of you care just go check it out.
I haven't even seen this interview yet and the memes are crazy
LOL
Imagine Katt Williams on Theo’ pod!
This literally means nothing
"We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean."
What a uniquely Theo quote.
Timestamp? Please
@@brrblue4201one hour mark approx
1:00:21@@brrblue4201
We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂
He’s just really slow
I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.
because hes a pathhological liar.
@@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha
@@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.
@@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.
@@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence
I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣
I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens
@@James-xj3blhow tf did you know
Opened TH-cam and said can’t wait
😂
Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked
Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂
Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.
@@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it
Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂
Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman
"Did he?"
@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂
@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?
@@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.
None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.
One of the producers holding up a picture on a phone to the camera is the reason I'll never stop watching this podcast.
It’s the best
It’s called charm
"We had a Chinese waitress today, beautiful lady - South Korean" -Theo
I could tell she was into the blues
Bobby’s gonna be pissed 😂😂
Thanks American daddies for doing our leaders' job.
*...
Or,
*;
But, yeah. Haha! A gem.
When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it
He's pulling a rogan but on purpose
Ol’ Musty Mccusky
@@learntoswim9050 the true shaman
Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣
Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes
I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want
That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!
They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻♂️
@@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy
Well yeah it’s his house
This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.
EXCELLENT way to describe the dynamic 😂😂😂
Indeed
Now THIS is an underrated comment 🤣👏👏👏👏
Perfection
nerd
"They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..."
Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..
Theo is so fkn smart. Lol
Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump
Theo is ADD that never developed a filter. It's the purest thought process. Love it.
Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!
Must be a bit now. He does it every week
Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing
He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down
😂😂😂😂
That's a thirsty dogg
theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling
Time?
Beginning like 10 mins in
Oh yeah!
Around 19 minutes
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
"I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard
I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.
@@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔
@@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny
This fired me up so much lol so true
Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it
“You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question
why?
...and yes ofcourse
Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.
very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol
Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.
Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote
Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched.
Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.
Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.
He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that
hes a pathological liar.
@@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy
@@TaintWranglrobsessed
@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.
Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild
I like it when Shane says it
you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up
WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452
It never fails 😂
@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true
I love that they constantly have guests now but dont be afraid to just do a classic mssp, the 1v1 with shane and matt really is something special on its own
Yeah but we always got time for Theo!
They’ve done a few since they’ve been here. I’ll never complain about them bringing dudes on who will add to the element. Keep Bert Kreischer out of the sacred den by any means tho lol
I actually prefer no guest.. of course it's still good with a guest, but just those two is always great. sometimes a guest will throw off the vibe
They're literally the best eps.
@@Eddie0102this can’t get enough thumbs up.
Theo's story about the balcony wood being slowly stolen is the most accuratr Louisnana story I have heard yet
41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious
He looks like a happy little elf
“If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker
😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby
It’s not right wing to remember Epstein and our fucked government. Also I’m gay.
Lmfao
That’s hilarious
Lmaooo props, made me actually laugh
Inshallah
Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.
Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.
“He threw a grenade into a group of older calves” 😂😂😂😂😂 he just described online dating 😂
I must point out the fact that Matt takes a drink from an empty glass at least twice during this pod. God bless the dawgs.
Yeah and a couple awkward quiet moments
Oh yeah it was twice, 32:55
@@georgec5212hope redbar makes a big deal out of it.
Lmao those nerves are at work. This is like chilling with your bro when his cool older Southern cousin comes over.
@@DogmenHardcastle I think matt shane and theo are a few of the only comics he doesn't outright hate so he might be safe 😂
i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week
Shane can’t run a vacuum lol
Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh
Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.
Dirtier is a word
Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅
I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!
Four loose bill folds, black nail polish, and the same 5 pieces of food on the carpet from last week's pod.. it's the little things that keep me coming back
Driving 3 hours in a blizzard tonight to watch my buddy Shane heavy breathe into a mic for an hour. I'm stoked.
This comment was everything I saw!
Hell yeah. Wind chill -30 reportan
Fock yeah I'm jealous Noone good comes to.the pnw anymore because the audiences suck
So happy that my friend Theo finally met my two friends Matt and Shane
Also I’m gay
Haha yes dude. I don't even use last names when I talk about them anymore
You have friend?
We all feel that way man. if anything this was to short.
Wait until he meets my best friend Nick Mullen.
Love when Theo clinches his teeth like a true ex coke addict 🫡
"ex"
He’s still using 💀
Makes me uncomfy
Is he? @@MisterRawgers
That carnivore diet started making me feel like 🤔
34:09 “And where was this at? Michigan State?” 😂😂😂
That got me good
Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy
Then you obviously suck at reading rooms 😂
I get the feeling shane will be taking the backseat to Theo and Matt just going crazy.
And Shane just beating off in the corner smiling and sweating
nope
Naw all the dawgz are cookin🔥🔥🔥
@@RespectProcessin the dark as well with nothing , but the soft glow of a cigarette cherry that exposes him with every puff 🚬🥴
@@jt70SEVEN I’m thinking more Tim Heidecker as Casey singing horse and buggy
Theo and Matt can go blow for blow on “guys they used to know”
False. Karl Pilkington is the only dude who matched Theo's childhood
Yeah but at least 25% of Matt’s stories are rooted in at least a single particle of truth.
Enough of Theos bizarre stories have been proven to be to real( ie billy conforto crashing into an embankment on a bunch of pills and the University monkey escape story) that I just like to believe most of his stories are true
theos tell is if he said the dude dies
@@AdamStarr816 who cares about the truth? I wanna laugh. The wooden shirt story is hilarious
7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂
This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!
Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once
It's heavy 🎉
i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…
It’s pretty tame tbh
You must be a chick
Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!
1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂
i died lmaooo
When you have someone that truly understands theo like Shane, theo goes to another level, and he doesn't have the pressure of the being the host
Ah, I meet @CezaMVO in the comedy podcast comments yet again!
Shane is kind of a moron compared to Theo
@@Therileyrileyriley hahahahaha thank you for paying attention, I'll be here for the rest of my life!
“So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude
“You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone
He says it so casually
I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿
Very "guy" thing to say
@@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.
@@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you
I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people
very underrated
They wouldn’t get it.
nearly dropped a dumbbell on my damn head the other day, the dawgs nearly took me out
That's me on the bus right now😂
I have a condition
Y’all called the Diddy parties
Oh shiiit trueee
And David copperfield…and drake…and Epstein getting deleted…these boys are oracles
Just Theo and Matt in the same room is all I've wanted since Shane guested on this past weekend 😂
Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof
Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious
lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.
@@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?
@@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit
@@nickmoore360I heard that headphone only and put on the video to see if I was right I knew he was laughing into a totally empty dry cup
theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA
Matts “wtf dude “ was so perfect when theo called fighting beta fish gay hahaha
These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.
Imagine Theo doing his solo pod with just Matt, he'd break down like Sean Strickland talking about how much he loves his black fambly
I think if you put 2 people that autistic alone together in a room, it would be like trying to divide the universe by 0. You're gonna create a rip in space time.
A Theo/Matt podcast? Holee shit.
Matt/Theo/Trussell trifecta when
Your wish came true
There ya go
It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.
Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them
@@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87
So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes
@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡
@@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?
@@mallstar5340get his ass
I laughed so hard at flashbanging American legion. Thank you patreons for your service.
Matt,Theo,Duncan would be the highest viewed pod ever
That would be a great way to ruin a pod with Matt and Theo.
Duncan and matt would be interesting either brilliant or a disaster
Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂
That would be gold
That shit had me craacked
Bro it can go so many ways. Austin Powers, Autistic Power Rangers, or Autistic Axis in WWII
@@ermackoresh6282 Stone Cold Steve Autism
Yes😂
The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo
Could he have been anymore correct?
The vibe is on
Matt Theo Duncan and Shane would be a gathering of the titans tbh
This. is an awesome episode. Theo brings a high level of laughs per minute.
“When an old dude takes his shirt off, he’s gonna throw a grenade.” 😂😂😂
Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room
The holiest of scrolls
Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment.
Mostly confusion though
Beta fish bangin together
@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢
The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂
This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed
Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers
Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.
After party at mister tramps
guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol
Im gonna show my kids this and tell them it was Beavis and Butthead talking to Boomehaeur from king of the hill
Anything with Theo is entertaining 😅 when Theo says " I'm trying to think about what I'm thinking about' 😂😂😂
My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time
He’s incredibly articulate but hides it well
must be a tim dillon fan
I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.
The stolen balcony is wild! The picture to back it up makes me no longer question the validity of any of his stories.
Why do I keep finding comments when it reaches the time stamp… universe is strange
Theo’s “being on a plane with CeeLo green” joke went over everyone’s head lol
“I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.
Timestamp?
@@augburn1164:11
4:10 😂
I literally read this comment as he said it
The podcast I wanna see is Theo Von with the Craftsman Steadycraftin
"Don't get it wrong or you're fat" almost made me spit out my coffee
Theo’s a different breed 😂 dope episode & Shane’s hilarious af Matt’s dope too
27:33 The Proto-Indo Europeans (Aryans) lived in the Russian Steppes and migrated to the Indus Valley from Iran, it’s no longer speculation based on linguistics because modern genetics studies support this. Iran means “land of the Aryans” but a modern Iranian isn’t necessarily the same as an ancient Iranian, though their language and culture largely descend from the Indo-Aryans (who were indeed horse/chariot riders like Matt said). Northern Europeans have the most Steppe ancestry in Europe, and Northwest Indians have a higher percentage than Southern Indians. Almost every culture and language in Europe descends largely from the Proto-Indo-Europeans, Hindi and Hinduism do also, and so does a lot of Iranian culture (though it’s been influenced by Arabs also).
I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!
Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg
@@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021
You have exited reality
I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG
Theo calling lemair a darkoyster is hilarious 😂😂😂
"I was thinkin about somethin earlier"
"Oh what?"
"Idk"😂
Absolutely CRYING laughing at the end getting hit by a car and the noises they would make in a plane if the door ripped off oh my god 😂😂😂😂
I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him
Where my nick-er-aguans at??
Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny
I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong
@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit
A classic black nerd
Theo: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." lol
Lemeezy answering Shane’s question of what the best movie that came out this year was with a movie from 2021 is so on brand
Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan
“ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo
Its such a Shane thing to convert his electric fireplace into an ice maker 😂
These gents accomplish to make every rediculous subject sound a serious debatable topic😂. Respect!
Theo and Matt remind me of when they are in the van singing in Dumb and Dumber and Shane is the guy in the middle 😂
Mock
YEAH
Ing
YEAH
Bird
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH 🎶
Honestly, theo gave the best explanation for SaltBurn without giving anything away
"it's nighttime a lot towards the end" fuckin dudes brain works in strange ways hahaha
Have never watched this podcast, but Shane is like a rocket in the comedy genre. Just watched Matt’s special and I’m ready for it.
“he came over in the kawhi leonard trade” is the funniest thing ever
Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing
Been waiting to see Theo and Matt in the same room, HELL YES
His description of saultburn was insane LOL
“I had popcorn earlier” when talking about dropping the gun is such an underrated line from “The Longest Yard” 😂 should’ve gotten more recognition
I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.
Zooming is a crime
As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.
The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense
chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁
Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura
Probably just trying to love em really hard
@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..
Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢
“$5 get you some beer and get you some fights… gay fights” 😂😂😭
This trio is what the world needs. 😂
The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!
Been sick with the flu thinking the end is near for the past week and this just brought me back to life #4ThaDawgs
Too boosted?
I think these 3 having a podcast was definitely in Revelations
Same dude everyone getting it rn
Damn that was me last year having COVID and watching the Dawgs.
I've been sick for the last week, too, and I've been listening to a lot of Old Test. It's crazy how much the dawgs have calmed down.
Ive been waiting for this for so long !!!!!!!! Glad this finally happened