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Will always cheer for Shane especially after I met him in Phoenix. Was outside a restaurant in 115 degree weather and STARVING. Shane saw me struggling, he was clearly a little drunk, and began breastfeeding me on the spot. One of the most wholesome things anyone’s ever done for me
"Dude. The last two weeks, I have been forced to acknowledge just how, like, unpalatable my presence is for people who don't know me..." We are 8 years into this podcast.
I swear every single episode Matt’s goal is to come off as an eccentric genius and 30 seconds in gives up and just rambles incoherently till Shane says something funny
Even at a slow pace you can knock out 3 miles in 45 minutes easy. Bunch of fatty-boom-batties liking this comment who are literally scared of the word “mile” lol
felt like when your parents would send you to grandmas for a week during summer and your not allowed to bring the xbox.... i was a sad boy for the last week and half :(
After a week of finally finding Shane on Netflix, watching his stand up on TH-cam live in Austin, finding his skits on that stupid snl show, and then finally fully amd keeves, buying his special, when hitler became president, I haven’t genuinely laughed that hard is years, his whole special, the airplane “ this is Shane with the red subaru” I was dying, on Mushrooms’s I had to rewatch it cuz I missed half it just laughing. Finding his comedyhistorytales and listening to everyone one, I finally came across this.. Shane gets me through a shitty ass job.
*THANK YOU SHAAAANE!!! FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION TO MY CHILDREN! TO MY CHILDREN!!.. THAAANK YOU SHAAAAAANE!!! FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION TO MY CHILDREN! TO MY CHILDREN!!*
every day that we are allowed to continue listening to matt and shane is truly a gift and should be treasured "Such a scene can be seen but in celestial spheres. Why has it been moved to here for human eyes?"
Matt’s level of insight into parenting and spouse handling is amazing. Mostly cause he tells you how he handles it and it hits you hard, fuck, this is what we all go through
@@bardsamok9221 The TG16 / PCE has a number of these, true, but I thought he was just waxing nostalgic on the game consoles. I'm on board for a 432hz Shaman remix of LOOM though!
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We want a Phil episode b4 EOY , or we will be pissy.
See you 🦝’s in Greensboro! #MrKewl #MrGoodTimes
@@SickTrollyall to entitled. Must not be an og dawg.
Come to Charleston
AB? Alabama is AL. Unless this means Alberta ?
that caitlin clark montage felt like a cod 4 sniper compilation with numb playing
Getting clarkyy (grizzy)
“They don’t wanna see a white Queen shine” - The Superstar
"Cash Maaaahney." - Wilmer Valderrama
Definitely some no scopes in there
360 clark scope
We need Phil on for ep 500
The Dawgs require
On dawg
Or we riot
Kanye before Phil, calling it
1) Chrome Boys
2) MSSP
3) Son of a Boy Dad
Deal with it
Will always cheer for Shane especially after I met him in Phoenix. Was outside a restaurant in 115 degree weather and STARVING. Shane saw me struggling, he was clearly a little drunk, and began breastfeeding me on the spot. One of the most wholesome things anyone’s ever done for me
Underated comment
best comment eu
Bahaha this took me by surprise
Fake news. It hasn’t hit 115 in Phoenix this year. Plus Shane does no half-assery on the drinks
@@north6star yes the temp is clearly the outlandish item here.
No matter how many times I watch this podcast, I don’t think I ever take in a single piece of information, I just understand the vibe of the dawgs
Facts
I hear you.i could listen to the same episodes multiple times and it's like I've never heard them before lol
Just a couple guys yapping it up
Like Phil watching Fox News
Wait, there's information?
"Dude. The last two weeks, I have been forced to acknowledge just how, like, unpalatable my presence is for people who don't know me..."
We are 8 years into this podcast.
Haha, I love Matt
@@cameronsalewski3342Hes cool with me too, & there's not enough secret podcasts!
Matt is the best ‼️
Autism clan
INSANE lol
Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA
The WNBA's great white hope
Lol
Hot take.
For real though Clark is the Jordan that needs a Rodman. Someone get this girl an enforcer.
@@spencers1485 Boston!
I saw the shaman crushing monkey bars at the gym today and i said “how great is our god”
Fell from heights like Lucifer
@@MegaCloggercalm down
sheesh
I usually hit the simian construct on mondays if yall looking to bro down
@@MegaCloggerthats 666hz… badddd energy man
Calling them monkey bars is so racist
The redemption arc in that intro brought me to tears. Literally shaking.
Thank you for being so brave.
Y’all remember when Shane wanted lameezy moved out by April 24’ 😂
'24 ;3
No one can ever truly remove a Lameezy, Shane would have to sell the house lol. His ass-print is probably all over that place
lameez is like a stray cat you started feeding. Eventually he gonna live there for good.
Who will take care of the pool
@@stax03🤣🤣
“Throw a bunch of balls in there and let em run around” “it’s the dog park”😂😂😂
A cast with just the boys
Blessed be this day
REJOICE
Shane respecting the white womans game. Shoutout Phil for instilling the love of the woman’s game into him
Fucking high flyin' action!
Women with Adam's Apples can ball pretty hard
Big Phil is a butt man
@@dominicdeluca6378 don’t make me get racist because you won’t like me when I’m racist
Lemaire has been waiting years to do a wnba intro, thought it wasn’t going to end
Went full autistic
Guardrail does the intros.
Lemeeezey was solo no?
I thought intros were Matt’s work of art?
Lemaire just presses record
On behalf of the Dawgz we humbly request Sir Phil Gillis bless us with being the Ep 500 guest
Heh. Ep. 500 suct
The Caitlin Clark Linkin Park AMV had me in tears
“We’re live now?!, Sheeeeeitt” I knew he was gonna say it. Classic Matt 😂
Blessed be the Dawgs. Ep 500 approaches
True dawgs know the real number.
You think they aren't just gonna quit right now?
Abbroacheth
@conradlovesjoy true Dawgs know it's not actually episode #500
Autists know the actual number
We don’t do milestones
501 is better cause we can c3 it and its tax freee
30:45
Shane getting to “people online celebrating Caitlin Clark’s aim as a mass shooter” is why I love this show
Needs to add this bit to his act fr, shit is fucking hilarious
Shane giving Matt props for being a good dad made my day. Hope all you dawgs know how great we have it.
I have one shot at eating these strawberry's is the most relatable line all time.
500 is gonna be the episode where the Shaman ascends into his final form 🙌
A Golden God?
@@williammasters1620 he is actually Buddha
An actual black conservative
I doubt he will get that femur extension surgery. You never know, though. How else does one ascend?
Transraceethnicity entity enlightening us all of the galactic testosterone levels
After Adam22, we better get Phil Gillis on this podcast ASAP.
That podcast wasn’t that bad
I h8 to say it but Adam wasn’t as gay as I thought he was gonna be
Yes we need the old dog phill
Phil22
@@MMURDZZ Phil22 😂 the glory hound Phil22
I love that Shane's Hot Ones was so short because he was riffing too hard
SABOTAGE!
Buddha mode is real, I haven’t perfected more than a few days and the spaz cometh
Praise be, y'all gotta get Gerbies on again soon
He was so good on Tires
Facts, he made the show good imo
We need to storm his insta until he comes back, WE NEED KING GROOL BACK
having listened to two episodes with Gerbies today, let me say....it was a treat
I used to not understand all the dawgs hyping up Gerbiez, but Tires made me come around.
Matt McCkusker will go down in history as one of the greatest philosophers of our time 🙌🏽
he knows nothing
@@nathanhale3006that's good understanding that we know nothing is a great step to further our evolution into gods
@@nathanhale3006 yet he knows everything
nope they have been compromised
@@nathanhale3006you are literally calling him wise
Depressed going through the Old Testament while recovering from wisdom teeth surgery and all of a sudden this drops. All praise be the dawgs ✝️ 🙏🏼 🐶
Gay
Read the Eddas instead
Book of ezekiel the goat
Book of Job dawg. Job took it
Feel better buddy, distractions help for real!
Matt’s Buddha mode was so relatable it made me almost send the clip to my wife.
the pods with just these two are the best. almost everyone else kills the vibe.
The hell hounds have spoken and are hungry for Phil
Needed the boys my pops passed away Saturday! Bless your dads dawgz
My condolences man. Praying for his soul. ❤
Stay strong brother
Our bad brother. Stay strong
My condolences brother. May God bless his soul ❤
All dawgz go to heaven
praise be unto the dawgs as i begin to fold laundry they bless us with an episode
Praise be
Great for dishes too! Haha
Real dawgs just take it from the dryer as you go
Praise be dawg, I'm going to iron some shirts and this is the only thing that will get me pumped on that.
After all, well dressed dawgs be fuckin
I swear every single episode Matt’s goal is to come off as an eccentric genius and 30 seconds in gives up and just rambles incoherently till Shane says something funny
The funniest part of the cast has always been trying to figure matt out
@@jacobgagnon1820 there is nothing to figure out. He’s babbling Buffon
@@pucz8215 you wouldnt get it
Matt claiming that he’s been running three miles at 6 AM everyday is hilarious.
Not a craazy claim, a 5k(3.1 miles) run is a warm up for many people who work out.
Even at a slow pace you can knock out 3 miles in 45 minutes easy. Bunch of fatty-boom-batties liking this comment who are literally scared of the word “mile” lol
Gotta close those rings, bro
Three miles takes someone with some level of fitness 22-30 minutes to complete that so it's not even that much of a brag.
You thinking there aren't people who do that is hilarious. One step below "thousand island stare"
Lmao Buddha mode to spaz is the realist thing ever.
i can actually listen to this weeks episode
Right I saw the guest last week and abstained bc I’m not listening to the king of all cucks talk for even a minute.
felt like when your parents would send you to grandmas for a week during summer and your not allowed to bring the xbox.... i was a sad boy for the last week and half :(
Boohoo
A weak mind and fearful ears. When combined, a TH-cam user known as @headshotkennedy_ is created.
@@Djidgygayboi
Intro had no business going that hard 😂😂
Bro fr😭😭
why is angel reese literally all the bad parts of wnba's existence put together
⚫⚫⚫@@PearceVaughn
@@PearceVaughnthere is nothing good about the wnba existence
Caitlin Clark intro went hard AF
After a week of finally finding Shane on Netflix, watching his stand up on TH-cam live in Austin, finding his skits on that stupid snl show, and then finally fully amd keeves, buying his special, when hitler became president, I haven’t genuinely laughed that hard is years, his whole special, the airplane “ this is Shane with the red subaru” I was dying, on Mushrooms’s I had to rewatch it cuz I missed half it just laughing. Finding his comedyhistorytales and listening to everyone one, I finally came across this.. Shane gets me through a shitty ass job.
Matt's right about the mothership, half of the people there just want to catch a glimpse of St. Rogies
Into literally saved my life. Not today chrome 45, not today.
I must be on 432hz cause I always find the new EPs within 20 minutes with no notifications. Blessed be the dawgs.
I love Matt's retro game knowledge
Hear me out... 8, maybe 9ft high rim in the wnba. That shit would bang 😂
Gardini is COOKING with the intros
Shane’s legs getting ripped from those saint rogies workout sessions
I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed!
Box jumps for bae
His calves always been huge but agreed
It's all that pool basketball
i noticed too 😂 proud of the dawg
Ep 500 gonna be grool king. I'm callin it. 🤤
Fkn hope so
That intro gave me chills
32:58 he finally said it !
Shane referencing our glorious black nerd Elijah made my day
The Caitlyn Clark mashup (no pun intended) to Numb 😂
No pun at all 😅
It really inspired me
Good pun
Got a new normand here
Shane taking a hot one on hot ones, the Adam 22 debacle, this episode is gonna be nuts.
Loyalty demands loyalty. Those 2 transgressions must be rectified.
@@smasherblues5322 I get the adam gaeness but whats the other transgression? Hot ones? It sucked?
Shane barely spoke
He said they cut everything he said. Sean was too serious. Shane tried to clown with wild stuff. They cut it all so it looks like he said nothing.
@@rakim126 crazy how once youre on a major platform you cant say that its harder to make black people laugh
Imagining Shane practicing basketball drills alone in the pool is an amazing thought
get danny mcbride as a guest on tires and make him bully the little guy
Matt admitted to doing the fools sip… He’s too self aware. That is why we love him.
Glory be to CC, our vanilla queen
Or for the MSSP universe: Dairy Queen
@@acs78393our beautiful tall jacked dairy queen
Matt is definitely more of an angel Reese type of guy
True, she dark
She's hotter then Clark....
*THANK YOU SHAAAANE!!! FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION TO MY CHILDREN! TO MY CHILDREN!!.. THAAANK YOU SHAAAAAANE!!! FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION TO MY CHILDREN! TO MY CHILDREN!!*
Im 3 minutes into this shit & I havent stopped laughing 😭😭😭
every day that we are allowed to continue listening to matt and shane is truly a gift and should be treasured
"Such a scene can be seen but in celestial spheres. Why has it been moved to here for human eyes?"
Blessed dawgs. It's nice to be back to normal after whatever last week was
Dawgs reporting for duty
I love Shawn and Mark. The two funniest guys I the hemisphere right now.
Matt’s level of insight into parenting and spouse handling is amazing. Mostly cause he tells you how he handles it and it hits you hard, fuck, this is what we all go through
Praying for a better ep this week. Bless us Dawgs!!
Yea I had zero interest in watching gay ass Adam22. First time I saw the guest and was like “naw, not watching that.”
Dishin’ out pods while I’m washin’ up dishes. Blessed be the dawgz. The harvest shall be bountiful on ep. 500 🙏
How great our gods be blessing us on this day. 432 energy to all the DAWGS
Shoutouts to the tokyo partners. Always nice to hear old testy references.
The idea of Shane having to rent a peddle party just to get the Shaman to drink with him is hilarious
Bless us and THESE gifts we receive from thy bounty
Easily the best comedy duo out there.
Let the blessings begin...
48:05 one of the loud gulps Shane was talking about 😂
WE NEED WAR MODE FOR EP. 500
Hoorah
So happy to hear the hot ones interview from Shane’s side, I knew it was short for a reason.
Tires reminded me how much I like comedies.
Severely hung over rn. Thank GAWD for this. Praise be to the dawgs.
Brother in Christ, it’s a Tuesday.
@@DrMantisToboggan2005 back in the day hangovers were so rare but nowadays they can last 3-4 days of pure regret and torture, it sucks major.
@@drewinsur7321nah dude was crushing drinks last night. Been there on a Monday night.
We need a sick warmode cast soon
Shane killed it in Greensboro, NC last night. My first ever comedy show and i thought my stomach was going to cramp from laughing so hard.
Gad damn!! Only Shane can land a Mass shooting joke like THAT! 😂
The grass withers, the flower fades, but the word of our God will stand forever.
Ní neart go cur le chéile 🤲🏿
And the word of our God is Love!
Buíochas leis na madraí
The red power god delivers again
Tier two thinking
Matt dropping the TurboGrafx-16 knowledge warmed my heart.
He getting into Japanese visual stories?
@@bardsamok9221 The TG16 / PCE has a number of these, true, but I thought he was just waxing nostalgic on the game consoles. I'm on board for a 432hz Shaman remix of LOOM though!
For 500 please BE SILLY, GET DRUNK TOGETHER! STOP MAKING IT SUCH A BUSINESS
The DAWGZ deliver a feast once again. ♥️
The dawgs blessing us with a Tuesday upload and a CC intro 🙏 we don’t deserve it
I get to witness our shaman this Friday. I will feast my eyes upon his greatness speaking strictly in 432hz.
Witnessed him and the superstar guard dog back in early May and it was a great sermon.
I'm wo during who is opening this weekend.
I think we’re all on board for the live peddle pod
We wouldn’t have a C.C . Highlight montage without Phil instilling the love of women’s basketball into Shane at a young age. God bless you Phil
MATT KILLED ME THIS EPISODE!😂😂
BLESS THIS DAY
Glad i dont have to skip another week
not a real dawg if you skippin episodes
@YaBoyKevJames if inflicting RFK and Adam 22 on myself is what it takes to be a real dawg then I'll pass 😂 at least they weren't on the patreon eps
I can’t listen to much rfk jr. with that voice but adam22 ep was good.
80s lady triangle bathing suit bras left the best tan lines.
Matt's gonna be the next American Ninja.😂
Im gay for these DAWGS
Shane's ball is hanging out the entire episode.
Taint view
I acknowledge this before I comment bumblebee tuna
@@dominicdeluca6378 Shikaka!
Just sat down in the garage after a hot day at work. Time to rejoice
CC and the dawg crossover is the best thing since sliced bread
Shane’s constant foot swaying is the overflow of test leaving his body