Ep 451 - Damn Things Fine (feat. Tom Segura)

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com
    Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates

    • @TheArmchairPriest
      @TheArmchairPriest ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like if this wholee group of comedians including tom, bert, dylan etc made a movie itd be more successful then berts. NOT knocking him, well kinda, I haven’t seen the movie cuz i’m lazy and cant do too much of the the squeel man lmaoooo but love em though

    • @bigbelkotb1415
      @bigbelkotb1415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheArmchairPriest😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @bigbelkotb1415
      @bigbelkotb1415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😊

    • @King_of_Apathy
      @King_of_Apathy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shane knows better: Its Luis J. Gomez

    • @johnnyoh6105
      @johnnyoh6105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not a reply to this specifically, but when I can... I'd gladly join your patronizing league of gentlemen

  • @8eege
    @8eege ปีที่แล้ว +3660

    Making guests sit in the awkward corner spot is a big power move.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper ปีที่แล้ว +421

      Forcing them to look baby-legged in comparison to their confident manly crossed legs

    • @mac2669
      @mac2669 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fo sho

    • @zg9445
      @zg9445 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I loved the live Moment special where they had Michael Chee right in the middle 😂😂😂

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah im sure they made him sit there lol

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Shane looks like an absolute giant and Tom looks tiny lmfao 😂

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I’ve been listening to episodes 1-50 the past few weeks and I have to say that Matt is the reason this podcast was successful and survived those early days. His completely unfiltered honesty really allowed people to connect to the cast. People respond to genuine people, and Matt is as genuine as it gets. Happy for all your success guys. Hi Shane.

    • @nickmurphy1829
      @nickmurphy1829 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      the forgotten golden era

    • @ryanjackson8691
      @ryanjackson8691 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Pax Romana

    • @petehaglund8840
      @petehaglund8840 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro his Shit casts in the bathroom were so fucking stupid/funny

    • @order66ed20
      @order66ed20 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Shoutout Radio Dawgs

    • @5liter
      @5liter ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Come for Shane stay for Matt

  • @grantmilne8255
    @grantmilne8255 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    I would watch the hell out of a buddy cop show with Matt and Shane on patrol and Segura as police chief.

    • @joewallace3139
      @joewallace3139 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There’s a show there for sure hahaha

    • @mr.midknight_6
      @mr.midknight_6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      On this episode of the boiz~ DAWGZ ĘñRÕÛtę

    • @wm2990
      @wm2990 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      DAWg Patrol

    • @reeflab2221
      @reeflab2221 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get this comment to the top

    • @chieftron
      @chieftron ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wm2990 Reminds me of Puppy Pound lol.

  • @devandavies
    @devandavies ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Inside scoop: I was at Shane's 2nd taping - sold out. Everyone was howling, Shane killed it and I haven't laughed that hard in years. Never saw Matt do standup, and his opening set rocked. Managed to schmooze at the hotel bar afterwards and played a fierce game of pool with Matt and Gardini... they came in with a surprise win. Gardini is a sneaky boy.

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf ปีที่แล้ว +25

      whats his name

    • @slymarbo6324
      @slymarbo6324 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AMpufnstuf Got his ass

    • @bluedragonrob1
      @bluedragonrob1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice work, my friend.

    • @arthritisankle
      @arthritisankle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Matt’s special just got released and it kills

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • @JohnnyG911
    @JohnnyG911 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    Segura gettin to experience Matt is awesome 😂

    • @nooneyouknow699
      @nooneyouknow699 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Down a different path Matt could have ended up being a cool guy featured on ymh

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We are blessed to witness this magical moment.

    • @HighriseSuicides
      @HighriseSuicides ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nooneyouknow699very true

    • @petehaglund8840
      @petehaglund8840 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nooneyouknow699he’ll be on there eventually

    • @CALLOFBEWTY420
      @CALLOFBEWTY420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@petehaglund8840 woosh

  • @jthomas8795
    @jthomas8795 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    It was a rough day. Praise to all my fellow dawgs out there gettin’ after it.

  • @82394mike
    @82394mike ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Lemair pissing his pants on purpose dropping that bike off is one of the most insane things i've ever heard lol

  • @danielhawkins538
    @danielhawkins538 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Watching Segura’s true bafflement by Lemaire’s behavior was incredible

  • @Lucas-dj4qj
    @Lucas-dj4qj ปีที่แล้ว +375

    That betterhelp ad read might be the single greatest ad read in the history of the cast

    • @Ben-rq5re
      @Ben-rq5re ปีที่แล้ว

      Until the paid ad section has them logging on to the company’s website and threatening sexual violence against the customer support staff, they’re not even close to old Cum Town..

    • @bankerjumper
      @bankerjumper ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Manscaped one from the other week had me dying, "They gave me a burger and I wanted a HOT DOG"

    • @African_Rose
      @African_Rose ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dunno the Athletic Greens said in an 1800's southern gentry voice was my favorite.

    • @adrianbiber5340
      @adrianbiber5340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any cast

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adrianbiber5340no tim dillons are funnier

  • @Looshington
    @Looshington ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Matt apologizing for interrupting tom like he doesn’t do a podcast with bert 😂

    • @bluedragonrob1
      @bluedragonrob1 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Underrated comment. Tom is probably surprised he has been able to talk over 8 seconds.

    • @user-zl5wy4vx2r
      @user-zl5wy4vx2r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can't watch 2 bears when Bert's on, he never lets anyone talk.

    • @justinknepp695
      @justinknepp695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Best comment

    • @justinknepp695
      @justinknepp695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-zl5wy4vx2r I don't watch when Brent Crystals is on anymore. It is terrible.

  • @MrCLUTCHPANTS
    @MrCLUTCHPANTS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    The way Tom is sitting in the corner and further from the camera, makes him look like he’s a tiny lil baby boy 😂

  • @ElGuapo4000
    @ElGuapo4000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    “I grew up next door to my cousins and there was 10 of them, 6 of us” is the most Catholic sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @adamafriedland
    @adamafriedland ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I heard the howls from the dawgs on this joyous night, calling me home for this sermon. I had no choice but to respond. Blessed be the dawgs forever. Blessed be the cast forever.

  • @Juzzy97
    @Juzzy97 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    It’s funny to see Tom slowly realise this isn’t a normal podcast

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl ปีที่แล้ว +336

      It's....
      A dawgcast

    • @liquidsunshine697
      @liquidsunshine697 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Tbh this is the most normal podcast don't understand what you mean

    • @liquidsunshine697
      @liquidsunshine697 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @Blastfrommyass that's a LA cast nothing normal about it. Literally a stage like a talk shoe

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@Blastfrommyassso much better when Tom just talks

    • @hiiipowerbass2337
      @hiiipowerbass2337 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@liquidsunshine697don't be obtuse dog. It's normal for a man. Not normal for a podcaster.

  • @joshuahirsch5135
    @joshuahirsch5135 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The hippo line had me dying

  • @KK20238
    @KK20238 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    My god the Better Help Ad had me in shambles, best ad I've ever heard!!!

  • @kkelleher1000
    @kkelleher1000 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The new kings of late night. All hail the dawgs

    • @nahyeah7249
      @nahyeah7249 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Adam Friedman is the one true king of Late Night. Show some respect.

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@nahyeah7249yick

    • @anpan7880
      @anpan7880 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nahyeah7249 spell the womans name right ffs

    • @WRG-bh8bz
      @WRG-bh8bz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nahyeah7249who genuinely finds that dudes brand of comedy funny? Oh god it’s insufferable

    • @thenickseditious
      @thenickseditious ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@WRG-bh8bz thank you. It's like Rick glassman anyone who likes him hates comedy.

  • @joshjimmy6778
    @joshjimmy6778 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    A late night cast for us middle Americans, blessed be the sleepy dawgs!!!

    • @masonmurphy4978
      @masonmurphy4978 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dont go to bed

    • @kurizmuhOKC
      @kurizmuhOKC ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@masonmurphy4978I gotta

    • @chasehubner
      @chasehubner ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kurizmuhOKC This is HOW i go to bed

    • @grizzly311tr
      @grizzly311tr ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Turd shift miracle

    • @seandawson5899
      @seandawson5899 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rip East Coast dogs.

  • @garrettabrahamson6246
    @garrettabrahamson6246 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Them realizing better help is about to fire them is hilarious

  • @CaledonianMafia
    @CaledonianMafia ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Matt and Shane are the Terrence and Phillip of our generation

    • @sphinxskates
      @sphinxskates ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aye buddy

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sphinxskatesnot your buddy, guy.

    • @CaledonianMafia
      @CaledonianMafia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@poindextertunes I'm not your guy, friend!

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, but like patriots and not stinky Canadians

    • @jerryrikki9466
      @jerryrikki9466 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@hammurdsAmericans are just edgy Canadians

  • @the-biggest-dank
    @the-biggest-dank ปีที่แล้ว +385

    What a cast, a watched this cast and I said "wow, what a cast"

    • @HITTHEPANDA
      @HITTHEPANDA ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stale af

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@HITTHEPANDAahhhh fuck oooff still funny

    • @marekbradley2899
      @marekbradley2899 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck the first reply to this comment obviously if your a real fan you get the reference an it's funny, I said wow what a funny comment this is

    • @jonvan9870
      @jonvan9870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BassLineProductionsIagree, was funny

    • @AvinaLookAbaat
      @AvinaLookAbaat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonvan9870I agree

  • @The_realist_realtor
    @The_realist_realtor ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Shane calling Matt’s family “ the Whitakers” then doing the impressions of the brothers was just perfect.
    Edit: Here’s the time stamp, 10:55

    • @timstradley5819
      @timstradley5819 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      DONIMOES

    • @mattbabers
      @mattbabers ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top 10 moment

    • @mattjames6156
      @mattjames6156 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was great haha

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are a lot of them 😂

    • @seandever5761
      @seandever5761 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@timstradley5819 I can’t stop calling it donimos now.

  • @spacebagels_5217
    @spacebagels_5217 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tom sitting there wondering how to feel emotions is hilarious

  • @JebJebJebbers
    @JebJebJebbers ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The pure glee in Tom's eyes when he realizes he's gonna go home and watch a guy kill a yak is magical

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted ปีที่แล้ว +127

    A well-timed “what’s his name” always hits the spot

  • @BionicleKingGrimlock
    @BionicleKingGrimlock ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Bless the DAWGZ, this dropped just when I needed it. To the Shaman and the Young Bull I give thanks.

  • @MATRIXcsg0
    @MATRIXcsg0 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love watching the ad reads, they properly display the product while still being themselves I appreciate it so much.

  • @chasehaynes2438
    @chasehaynes2438 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Only Shane would throw in Zyn pouches during a show that’s sponsored by Lucy

    • @michaelsattler7017
      @michaelsattler7017 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      literally read this comment 5 secs before he did it lol

    • @mr.midknight_6
      @mr.midknight_6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rѧ

    • @acausalfermion
      @acausalfermion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True neutral.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Never tried lucy but i feel like the nature of nicotine addiction is such that i'm much more likely to stop at wawa for a single can, rather than ordering my nicotine in bulk on the internet and waiting for it to show up

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nuckels188for real

  • @jamesroderick8118
    @jamesroderick8118 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Tom never found a comfortable position to sit on that sofa but was too polite to say anything

    • @DesignCo_two4
      @DesignCo_two4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ya when they gonna change that seating arrangement lol. no one like the corner ooof

    • @nizzvark
      @nizzvark ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just have to put your legs akimbo to assert total dominance.

    • @thestonecanoe3159
      @thestonecanoe3159 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably needed to piss

  • @adamMmcnally
    @adamMmcnally ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Seeing Tom lounging with the Dawgs brings me the most genuine smile.

    • @1995abv
      @1995abv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gay

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Matt’s the dawg he always laughs the hardest at Shane’s jokes and boosts him up😂

  • @sodabara
    @sodabara 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Shane and Bert share the idea that having 2 beers before going on stage isn't drinking before going on stage

  • @alec6948
    @alec6948 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I love that Tom takes every chance he can to shout out Sickler. We need Matt on the honeydew

    • @robertupson5274
      @robertupson5274 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Lemaire lol

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah Sickler is lame. His jokes and stories are for like 50 year old dads

    • @gerardleyland9267
      @gerardleyland9267 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@NS-sx4dqhis standup is eh but the honey dew rules. He gets some wild stories out of ppl that nobody else ever would.

    • @jackbennett6928
      @jackbennett6928 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@NS-sx4dqhorrid take

    • @mr.midknight_6
      @mr.midknight_6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      $΢kłęr is the man puffinHeavyD

  • @Day_Vidz
    @Day_Vidz ปีที่แล้ว +489

    “369”
    “Damn things fine” Shane is so damn funny I spit my water out😂😂😂😭 1:00:50

    • @MrMartena56
      @MrMartena56 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Easily a top 5 DAWG moment

    • @Sircharlesnate111
      @Sircharlesnate111 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahaha that got me too - he has to use that as a bit

    • @TheBatman219
      @TheBatman219 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bro he needs to make a bit out of it lmao i was dying

    • @mattwilson7443
      @mattwilson7443 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s gotta get the lyrics right though lol it’s damn you fine

    • @boltspeedman21
      @boltspeedman21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thx 4 timestamp

  • @shadowsocks7472
    @shadowsocks7472 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how they have Tom on but then carry on with their podcast. Invite a guest and continue to catch up with each other, it's the best!

  • @infinite9100
    @infinite9100 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:16 Tom not being able to find a comfortable way to sit is so funny man Omgggg

    • @randosavage1459
      @randosavage1459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk, flipping thru Tom maintains posture, awkward tho it may be. Seems like he made a choice and committed

  • @3DimensionalCanadian
    @3DimensionalCanadian ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The first date tension between Tommy and Matt

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I want more of this Tommy. Laid back on a couch, just shooting the shit with 2 alphas.

    • @JT-px5mq
      @JT-px5mq ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jeremyweems4916sigmas lol

    • @julianperez4706
      @julianperez4706 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JT-px5mqLigmas actually

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@julianperez4706who the hell is steve jobs

    • @texanontwowheels
      @texanontwowheels ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like 2 pit bulls sniffing each other at the DAWG park

  • @Gibbz17
    @Gibbz17 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Best podcast ever. Finished the entire hour + in 22 minutes.

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shane’s special on TH-cam is one of the best out there in the past years man. Low key, so funny… real. Loved it

  • @oweeman_tib8256
    @oweeman_tib8256 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Who else on the verge of ending themself and just sits around smoking weed watching this podcast all day

    • @oweeman_tib8256
      @oweeman_tib8256 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jacobcory414 says the dumbass

  • @cianw10
    @cianw10 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I love that Matt and Shane just don't give a shit when it comes to the sponsors, the comedy always comes first

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum ปีที่แล้ว +14

      back-in-the-day Tim Dillon was the king at that, I think

    • @MisterRawgers
      @MisterRawgers ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CornyBumBill Burr is definitely up there lol he’s had a lot of advertisers cut their ads from his podcast 😂

    • @Xplorerhobo
      @Xplorerhobo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@MisterRawgersSharie's berries is an all time classic

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tim Dillon and Nick Mullen do it very well. Tim is the best though. Sheath underwear CEO is too funny

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@REAPER3fitty Oh yeah, the war atrocities by the Sheath creator...good times. Also Tim's stories of visiting his brutally abused friend as a child and eating his cereal, for a Magic Spoon ad. Plus Ray Kump's impression of a Better Help therapist asking, "How's that ass?" making Tim cackle...

  • @missalbania9260
    @missalbania9260 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Lemaire has the most questionable sanity out of everyone on the pod.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm convinced he's an alien in a skinsuit.

    • @ismashurmom1123
      @ismashurmom1123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lemaire would stare thru this comment

    • @abdulg4762
      @abdulg4762 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The more we learn about him the more I’m sure he’s possessed by a third density entity

    • @theSuperviLLain_est
      @theSuperviLLain_est 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why he just ruined his piiiiyants

  • @DSGxTennessee
    @DSGxTennessee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Matt and Shane have such great chemistry. They bounce off each other with ease.

  • @papamurphy8737
    @papamurphy8737 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love how Shane tells the Louis J Gomez story in 1 minute - Louis legit took 50 minutes to tell the same story on the baby shower LOS 😂

  • @Physicallyretard
    @Physicallyretard ปีที่แล้ว +52

    We made it boys he's Hollywood now

    • @BigFlounk
      @BigFlounk ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who? Gardini? Everyone knows that.

  • @alondusk33
    @alondusk33 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Major props for tanking the better help ad 😂

    • @andrewmccann2700
      @andrewmccann2700 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro that shit was so funny😂

    • @coolbeanzbeef
      @coolbeanzbeef ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only ad for that company I've ever enjoyed 😂

  • @kennethwhitt7509
    @kennethwhitt7509 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Whitaker's bark was the funniest reference of the whole episode. Shout out soft white underbelly

  • @JakeFennimore
    @JakeFennimore ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The frog in a bag story at the end is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life.

  • @Lerification
    @Lerification ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was absolutely crying with the 3-6-9 bit. 😂

  • @johncote5998
    @johncote5998 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Because of MSSP my lady bought tickets at the Houston improv last night for Matt. He’s awesome and very much worth the ticket.

  • @KautRB
    @KautRB ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tom was great in this. Seeing him awkwardly manage sitting in the corner is funny. Legs crossed? Spread eagle? Shoes off and legs up on one side? So challenging… hahaha

  • @kevinb4978
    @kevinb4978 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    tom has never looked so small... the story of a couch corner

    • @CrystalBbyUSA
      @CrystalBbyUSA ปีที่แล้ว

      I was like wow he looks so little I didn't think he was that small but the corner prob explains it

  • @garrettrichardson403
    @garrettrichardson403 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This was like Matt and Shane invited Tommy to double dutch. Tommy having to listen to the rhythm and jump in when he can was hilarious

    • @devong5669
      @devong5669 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice analogy

    • @WilsonLee123
      @WilsonLee123 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This guy analogies.

    • @acmdavid11
      @acmdavid11 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WilsonLee123he prob fuxxx too

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    51:00 lol love how when Tom says “the shaman” he unintentionally points to Matt 😂

  • @mikeyvisz468
    @mikeyvisz468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was hilarious, definitely one of my top favorite episodes so far! Keep ‘em up fellas!

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Staying up past my bedtime, for the cast

    • @freddymeisner
      @freddymeisner ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wouldn’t expect anything less from the queen Dawg

    • @tomgitt5749
      @tomgitt5749 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More compilations 🙏🙏

    • @stmp327
      @stmp327 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Melissa... DAWG

  • @Xcolombox1
    @Xcolombox1 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    If Bud Light was smart , they'd do a campaign with Shane to try and save themselves

    • @bankerjumper
      @bankerjumper ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If they fund it as a Gilly and Keeves sketch that might actually work

    • @MarcoPolio100
      @MarcoPolio100 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like Shane has said before.. he drinks 13 beers a night.. Bud Light “can’t be like nice” they can’t sponsor him unfortunately. Drink responsibly 🙄

    • @Xcolombox1
      @Xcolombox1 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MarcoPolio100 guys like him are how they became the #1 selling beer

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's sad that a random person on youtube (no offense) can very easily come up with a campaign that would be far more successful than ANYTHING Bud Light's marketing team could EVER come up with lmao... "professional" marketing teams are FAR worse at their job than the average person is. It's like if A.I. tried comedy and based all of its jokes on their statistical probability for success...

    • @rovingmauler7410
      @rovingmauler7410 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@variaxi935Here’s my idea: A scene starts with an extremely effeminate businessman pitching an ad with diversity, women, drag queens, pride, etc. He’s doing all the floppy hand gestures and lisping. Then he says, “So what do you boys think?” Pan over to Shane sitting on a brown couch.
      “That’s f*cking g*y.”
      Flamboyant guy runs out of the room crying. Matt shrugs and cracks open a bud light. “It’s just shitty beer. Why are we trying so hard?”

  • @bisqueknife
    @bisqueknife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tommy Buns brought me here, now I'm an absolute fan of the podcast. Thanks for the great content!

  • @jackowens8322
    @jackowens8322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I spit my coffee out when Shane referenced “The Whitakers” and barked 😂

  • @HotBoySinatra
    @HotBoySinatra ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So nice to see Matt & Shane welcoming my favourite Asian American Comedian onto the podcast with open arms. Really shows a lot of growth on Shane’s part.

  • @internetexplorer5518
    @internetexplorer5518 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Matt accidentally farting into his phone instead of the mic, during the better help ad was the funniest part of the episode

  • @steeliewheelies
    @steeliewheelies ปีที่แล้ว

    Saved my life with this one thank you. Almost spit out my drink at the 369 part

  • @smnabc4806
    @smnabc4806 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly I can´t explain how listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast makes me feel. I am very lonely and have no friends at all. I live alone and work remotely so I have little to no human interaction. But when I put their podcast on it´s like hanging out with two of my best buds. They don´t judge me for my macabre ghoulish goblin-like appearance or lack of any personal hygiene. We just laugh together like we have been friends forever.

  • @JamesonMusic808
    @JamesonMusic808 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    A bless-ed day whenever the dawgz drop a HOT cast. Praise be all the dawgz out there

  • @Aesgor
    @Aesgor ปีที่แล้ว +32

    432Hz centered dawg is never deterred by time of day - congrats on your shaman status brothers. Praise be to our pod providers!

  • @angelking.91
    @angelking.91 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yt subtitles went haywire there 36:16, i thought it was part of the podcast then alt-tabbed out of my game to see yall recorded this hilarious ad im in tears rn!

  • @chrisdhouse
    @chrisdhouse ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey idk what it is, but it seems like the last 15min of every pod is comedic GOLD! I’m in tears at that YingYang reference/story 😭

  • @ImDaveMatthews
    @ImDaveMatthews ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Slumber cast. All tucked in ready for the shaman’s wisdom to caress me into the most rejuvenating nights rest.
    Blessed be the Dawgz

  • @infinitecycle3479
    @infinitecycle3479 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That whittakers comparison needed to get more recognition damn that made me laugh out loud , comment got reworded better and awarded more likes…I’m full krab swirl

    • @tamarahuddleston7292
      @tamarahuddleston7292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My 15 year old caught it and made me go back bcuz I completely missed it😂it didn't get the laugh it deserved.

    • @dax4258
      @dax4258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @infinitecycle3479
      @infinitecycle3479 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dax4258clip starts at 10:38

    • @infinitecycle3479
      @infinitecycle3479 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamarahuddleston7292what a legend, you raised em right 🤣

  • @G0AT11
    @G0AT11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    shane seeing you perform in cincy was a blast!! u killed it. i was second row on june 2nd. the place was packed but somehow my row was empty. Comedic Legend in the making!

  • @BobDobalena
    @BobDobalena ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched Shane’s TH-cam special like 3 times, it’s great.

  • @ssheeessh
    @ssheeessh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Literally just finished watching Sledgehammer.
    Clicked this without even realizing who the guest was! Dope!

  • @vess928
    @vess928 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Tom segura must be thrilled to be near comedians

    • @trel9388
      @trel9388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @user-cc9vw4mo6g
      @user-cc9vw4mo6g ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh one the most successful comedians with a good comedian (Shane) and a nobody (other guy) I think they should be thrilled to be with him

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-cc9vw4mo6ghey random guy nobody knows, those are three comedians who respectfully are all funnier than Bert. If you get that hard for a fat alcoholic then I can see why you wouldnt like Matt 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can see it in his eyes early on he's like oh we're just bros making jokes, I'm not stuck with the wife trying to comment on society the whole time

    • @smahlthief
      @smahlthief ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@user-cc9vw4mo6g calling Matt a nobody speaks volumes about your taste in comedy. Just because he isn't selling out stadiums doesn't mean he's not hysterical. He has a style of comedy that is entirely original and true to his personality which is far more than most top selling comics can say. Matt is leagues funnier than your standard joe rogan and bert kriescher type comics any day

  • @Lockk
    @Lockk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Easily the best advertisement ever lol I don’t think I have ever laughed at an ad like that in my life…. Honestly, if I did do betterHelp then it would be because of this advertisement lol pure gold

  • @barahng
    @barahng ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hell yeah tucked in and having the dawgz read me a bed time story.

  • @masonzaiontz9033
    @masonzaiontz9033 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Shane calling Matt and his cousins the whittakers killed me 😂😂😂

  • @keegannjk1
    @keegannjk1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Needed this cast to bring up my spirits. Had to buy epsom salt for my son’s in-grown toe nail. Pray for me and stay strong Dawgs.

  • @thomasskywalker8893
    @thomasskywalker8893 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I absolutely love the norm inspired add reads! Literally only adds I ever listen to!

  • @raging100
    @raging100 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    How nice the bros are to give tom a platform!
    Solid guys.

    • @TeunS133N
      @TeunS133N ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Dispersit_Superboswoooosh

    • @onedeep6460
      @onedeep6460 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Dispersit_Superbosymh sucks ass these days. Do you even cast bro?

    • @notbonsai671
      @notbonsai671 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tired bot spam

  • @Cegros
    @Cegros ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God almighty I was just hoping I wasn’t gonna have to hunt nothing to listen in the shower. And what has the good lord blessed us with? One of the greatest pods with one of the greatest comedians and podcast conversationalists out there. Nary 30 minutes before I so needed it 🙏🏼

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson3129 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an intro! 4 minutes in and I'm already laughing, so gotta say thanks for sharing guys!! I can't believe how lucky Tom segura is man...dodged that bullet, and got to hang out with these legendary wizards!!

  • @yungnate4207
    @yungnate4207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am so hyped for matt and shanes new specials mm yes

  • @boakeen
    @boakeen ปีที่แล้ว +26

    late night pod with the boys, couldn’t ask for anything more

  • @TheTrueLush
    @TheTrueLush ปีที่แล้ว +121

    My husband literally just said “Matt & Shane are cutting into my nighttime activities. They can wait an hour!”

    • @gaychinee
      @gaychinee ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't let that pussybrat cut into your mssp time 😂

    • @conservingcommonsense4980
      @conservingcommonsense4980 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Respect your man😉the benefits are worth it most of the time

    • @briani50
      @briani50 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What’re we thinking tonight? Reverse c girl or classic mish?

    • @jarzzz
      @jarzzz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not making him also wait for the paytch smdh

    • @TheTrueLush
      @TheTrueLush ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna have to rewind!

  • @megadong5967
    @megadong5967 ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless the dawgs 🙏🏼 today hasn’t been good. But it got a little better, thank you shaman and little boy!

  • @towlie710
    @towlie710 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Shane's special and all of Tom's. Saw T-Bunns on that tour while he was in my country, would love Shane and Matt to come down to Australia together.

  • @D-V-C-N
    @D-V-C-N ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Ever since Tommy got on the roids he’s been slowly turning into a Fox News dad. His children will be thanking JC in about 15 years

    • @EncourageSquirt
      @EncourageSquirt ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nah he’s been one as his bank account grew.

    • @ZombieLincoln666
      @ZombieLincoln666 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      traditional Italian American timeline

    • @Morrowind4732
      @Morrowind4732 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jenny Craig? Burnt needs it more than Tom.

    • @Mostly.Peaceful
      @Mostly.Peaceful ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh…Oh…Oh…Ozempic

    • @10oner
      @10oner ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Republican is the party of common sense and real

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Matt farting and Shane saying “fq that ad” during a BetterHelp ad and them bringing up a company controversy and that being the final cut is SO funny bro LMAO

  • @YouKnowMySteez
    @YouKnowMySteez ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That imagine of Shane getting choked out in the pool at the Beer Olympics is nasty business 😂😂😂😂

  • @ceedeecancelculturenazis2771
    @ceedeecancelculturenazis2771 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank Tom for keeping the laughter a Lil lower and convo more interesting... once again!$! Good to see U guy n Shuhshane!$!

  • @Jonathanmm7
    @Jonathanmm7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dawgs really blessed us with another exquisite masterpiece. Gonna have to light a candle for this one.

  • @wfvart
    @wfvart ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I've literally watched your first youtube special like 7 times dude. It was epic

    • @sebastianwhalin743
      @sebastianwhalin743 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks man

    • @parkerstyers4812
      @parkerstyers4812 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its literally up there with Seguras best work, Rocks best work, Chappelles best work and Burrs best work. Best special in the past decade for sure

    • @RespectProcess
      @RespectProcess ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine?

    • @IAmTheRealHim
      @IAmTheRealHim ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RespectProcessno mine. Yours sucked bro

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@parkerstyers4812Time for you to move up to Colin Quinn and Norm if those are the comics you hold in the highest regard.

  • @matthewbrown3553
    @matthewbrown3553 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That 3-6-9 part is absolute gold

  • @mikenew5380
    @mikenew5380 ปีที่แล้ว

    Easily one of my favorite podcast episodes of all time!
    To the window to the wall!

  • @TheGlernie
    @TheGlernie ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A young dawg, fed by Papa Jeans, right as the sleepy time sets in. Thanks a million!

  • @stereotypicalperson655
    @stereotypicalperson655 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This natural force perspective making Tom look like a oompa loompa is hilarious!

    • @nicolejaurequi8369
      @nicolejaurequi8369 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I must be high but that made me laugh out loud how true it is 🤣

  • @DankNoonerz
    @DankNoonerz ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely sold that better help add 😂 Lmaooooooo (bunch o closers)

  • @DR-rs6ou
    @DR-rs6ou ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blessed are we, for the dawgs have graced us with a GOAT.
    Hilarious pod. I think the best part was at around 47:46, when Segura was finally understood how to get in on Matt and Shane’s ridiculous hypothetical ramblings.

  • @jakeinthehouse9370
    @jakeinthehouse9370 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Shane referring to himself as a hippo in the water is amazing lmao

    • @larryadamick
      @larryadamick ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't sure anyone else caught it