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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2022
- This week Moshe and Natasha are back to discuss how caring for Pablo prepared Moshe for marriage, the versatility of Endless Honeymoon merch, and Natasha’s reticence to promote her upcoming book. They give advice to one caller whose girlfriend has a foul smelling dog and another with a complicated co-parenting situation.
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That first guy is living through an episode of Seinfeld
Awe I'm so so sorry moshe , it's so difficult knowing their time is coming. Take solace that you've given him a wonderful luxurious life and lots of love.
endless honeymoon is my favorite podcast currently. that is all. just wanted to say thanks to them for their time.
The fact that the lady with the smelly dog doesn’t notice or is bothered by the smell at all is something that she will likely take personally.
Yo that lesbian in Oklahoma had the best vocab. I feel for her, I’m not surprised that guy is losing a wife to a divorce based on his character. Here’s to a happy familial set up moving forward!
She seemed pompous... i can only imagine what her FB page looks like.
Heavy liberal arts MA vibes.
W.T.F. She was insufferable, and morally, a third that broke up a family. Totally has a chip on her shoulder. That mom needs to RUN.
UGH yes. I had to skip so much of it because I couldn’t listen to her anymore
Her vocab seemed forced. She has a weird rhythm in the way she talks because I feel like she's trying to think of the smartest words to use.
“We’re working on it.” Shook me to my core
To Natasha’s point in regards to the girlfriend not being as picky about smells: that won’t change. It’s called the level of acceptability. What’s acceptable for our hygiene, level of fitness, household cleanliness… There are worse things than a break up. I didn’t divorce because my ex was a slob but I’m so relieved to no longer live with him and he feels the same about me.
What psychos said Pablo coughing is annoying? Pablo is lucky he at least has moshe
I’d be so paranoid that my stinky dog was making me smell bad
For the stinky dog laundry, try running the washing machine once with white vinegar as detergent , and then again with regular detergent. Scent beads are a bonus!
Even an empty load, heavy duty, highest temp for water and use only bleach.
@@NWORB_21 then a load to rinse with rags and stuff in case there is bleach left, I run white sheets or rags that could get bleach spots
@@clevermissfox yes so smart! I’ve definitely made that mistake 🫠
I think the doggy smell is a dealbreaker unless she's willing to actively try to solve it.
All it is is yeast, so I have a feeling she's not doing much to treat the dog.
Pre-ordered Natasha's book a few weeks ago, and can't wait for it to come out next month!
That supersmeller was handsome. Let’s have him on again.
Loving Moshe's outfit! Go Moshe!
Amazing episode! I laughed and learned so much!
Also as the patriarch is benefiting from your domestic child care, at this point it’s all about the kids! Don’t focus on the benefit he gets, focus on the benefits you’re committed to providing to the Kids! Just make it all about them
Natasha, great outfit and makeup today, I'm so jealous of Moshe! The second caller has the most amazing diction and speech, impressive. And yeah, and guy who loses his wife to another is going to be butt hurt. That being said, what you damn, damns you back. I'd just keep politeness and respect and a certain distance to the issue until it develops more over time.
I gotta listen on .75 playback speed when Mary talks because it takes me a minute to remember what all the words mean when she speaks lmaoooo
Pets are meant to enrich your life, not diminish your quality of life. Make compassionate decisions based on this attitude and you'll be a good pet owner.
And teach empathy and responsibility.
I could smell that dog through my headphones
It needs to be bathed in water with tea tree oil if it's a fungal skim infection.
This Oklahoma lady knows toooo many words, it's amazing
I'm sorry the shorts aren't moving fast enough
Signed book pre-ordered
So Pablo was a legit emotional support dog for Moshe to learn to love
missed u last week
Baking soda in with the laundry detergent to absorb bad smells
I won't buy Natasha's book if she doesn't start treating the dog better.
She accidentally slapped the the sleeping dog in the head one time and nobody made any mention of it and the dog just went back to sleep. 😫
THIS!!!! i am not supporting someone who talks and treats a life like that. if she apologizes and says she'll stop being a jerk on the pod, i'll consider it
@@maxaisiku7524 no one owes you an apology. Get lost if you don't like it. Sarcasm has always been her comedy
I'm listening to the audio book right now. Love that she narrates it herself. I started it last night and haven't listened to any other podcasts since pressing play. I know alot of the anecdotes from listening to the pod but it's funny to hear just natasha without moshe weighing in too.
Don't get me wrong- I adore moshe and his input and opinions, but natasha was the first stand-up I got totally into so there's a bit of nostalgia attached to natasha. 🤍🤍🤍 love the book
44:30, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions.
I AM ONCE AGAIN BEGGING FOR CUTIE CAM. We want a camera angle dedicated specifically to admiring Mayor Cuties cutest moments. While we don’t want to hear or smell Pablo, we DO want to see our elected representative, Mayor Cutie
10:02, congratulations!
The smell would be a deal breaker for me. 😖🤢
29:54, that actually is a good practice
12:28, German Abdul, Korean Scott...
1:55, how does one become this?
After 30 minutes it feels like Scott doesn’t want to try multiple solutions at once so he should break up with her.
Downy + scent beads + fabric softener + scented dryer sheets will for sure get it out. My dog had the same issue.
Also medicated shampoo + dog cologne every other day until it gets better
Has no one on this episode heard the term nose blind? The gf probably has no idea just how bad it truly is at this point.
If we subscribe to $25 patreon can we get Natasha's skin care secrets? Peptides? Botox? It's amazing how she looks exactly like she did two decades ago.
This! I need her secrets.
Yeeees
RIGHT?! she has a sister that's an esthetician.
@@91frankthetank she doesn't have a sister, pretty sure it's 2 brothers
I’m sure it’s all of the above. She looks great.
The vocabulary w the second caller😳
😂
Came here to say this… she speaks in edited paragraph form.
@@ericm8504 Spot on!
It’s like how blk people try to sound sophisticated
@@conormcnagger4703 bitch what
5:47, bon bons😆
5:50, is this how he picked up ladies at burning man?
3:06, 😆
2:52, 😆
2:33, 😆
15:51, 😆
9:33, 😆
27:22, 😆
1:04, 😆
6:45, funny how children like what people become addicted to.
"You can't smell yourself." - Sarah Silverman
Sure ya can :...and if anyone knows it 's Sarah Silverman 😘
The last caller didn’t answer one question.
When checking, the fungal issue they get is YEAST. all candida can be treated. Even if incurable permanently, there are soo many things that dog owner can do. Most of the time, it's due to food allergies. This lady needs to figure out her dog's food allergies and then there will end the skin stuff. If the smell is THAT bad, that means the yeast is extreme.. Meaning she's never treated it and is just letting her dog be itchy and miserable. Get a second vet opinion, look into allergies, and in the meantime? Treat the yeast topically.
I'd really consider this a red flag, even if all are green.. The smell isn't a red flag, it's her lack of actual care for the dog outside the basics. Sometimes people can be TOO laid back and it harms others. For example - I could be a super chill parent, take care of my child on the surface but then be like "oh, you don't have to go to school" or "oh, you have this crazy infected wound but it's prob not that bad".. It's up to us as pet owners and/or parents to be the one who cares even when it's hard. My dog was itchy a lot and it would have been so easy to just let her be miserable and tell myself I care for her in every other way, but no. I researched every night and tried so many different things til I found a solution. If she's OK with this, she may have the same parenting style.
I’m in the trades, which usually isn’t in this vessel 🤢
Does she though…
They have chlorophyll tabelets that might help 🙏🌷
Wow heartless tash
53:15, with what?
i can’t believe people aren’t writing in about being kinder to pablo. natasha needs to stop being a psycho about it. it’s hard to listen to
oh wow i wrote this before moshe said “psychotic”
it really is a lack of compassion on an annoying level
I agree. It’s made me truly consider not listening anymore because she’s so fucking incessant on talking about it and really completely unwilling to hear how it’s making Moshe feel, it’s cringy af.
The dog is ruining her quality of living and her environment and it's suffering.
@@NWORB_21 for sure! this episode was the worst one, but it felt like it has been going on for months and months. it’s on a probationary period for me, bc i really enjoy so much about the podcast. but if she feels the need to keep saying homicidal things about a sick animal, that is her right i guess. and then it’s mine to just stop supporting
@@bluesmama3726 AND? are you arguing that she should keep treating pablo like shit? and say truly hateful things after your spouse has repeatedly expressed discomfort? she can say whatever she wants, it’s her podcast. doesnt mean that the things she says aren’t ugly and borderline psychotic
Natasha's fake crying is as amazing as her outfit!🔥💜🤩
49:13, I like her diction.
“Pay us back” ? You sound like a televangelist. What happened to just being stoked people listen?
4:50, 👍
Natasha's fake crying bit was amazing sorry Moshe
27:07, interesting
35:55, 😆
Came here off of Spotify just to say that this white cis Scott guy sounds like he basically wants her to kill the dog off or get rid of it but doesn't want to say cause he knows it will make him look bad. Uncureable fungus infection of the skin is not a reason to break up with someone you "love". Episodes like these I have to just skip cause I have no tolerance for the CAUCASITY
9:18, hole journey?
0:13, 😆
12:17, 😆
There's always a solution to fungal infections. Always. This guy needs to look more. All fungus can he eradicated
Get a cat.
To side with Natasha old dogs really do make you crazy it's like caring for an old person that you are waiting to pass but when they do pass unlike a person it can bring a sense of relief because your house is no longer covered in old dog piss! and you no longer have to see them have health issues (if they have them). I had one dog get to 21 and the other 16 when they finally went it was sad but there was a relief knowing I would no longer have to care for them and that my dogs would no longer be destroying the house. Love dogs loved those dogs, old dogs are exhausting!
I really appreciated this comment. Even with all the love in the world (which Natasha obviously has for their dogs), caretaking for loved ones at that stage in their lives can be incredibly taxing emotionally and otherwise and it’s completely ok to feel overwhelmed or a little frustrated about it at times. I also wish the listeners being rude to her about it would take into account that they’re only hearing a tiny portion of her feelings about this through the pod and not the full spectrum of what she feels for them
You’re amazing that your dogs made it that long. Nothing brings me more peace and chaos than our dogs.
Maybe No More Dogs for You
@@Pandi-Fackler Natasa Almost All episodes Talks About Wanting Pablo rehome Or Dead. Or how Happy She Will Be when gone. She Does Not Speak About him Positive or loving. And here U are Saying the Comment are Rude, And HER comments are Only “a little frustration”? HAHA. Havent seen one rude Comment here Definitely Seen Multiple GROSS Things Come out of her Mouth about her Dog. Excuse My Grammar I’m Not Good With Typing a Lot
@@heatenat8441 Again, you’re only hearing a tiny portion of her feelings here and she is a comedian after all so I would take some of what she’s saying regarding Pablo with a grain of salt
9:36, so skinny
You’re on adderal
The dog has a yeast issue it needs a medication shampoo
I'm so torn. On one hand, Natasha says some slightly TERF-y things, and then on the other hand, she's hilarious. Damn it. I'll still listen
What did she say that sounded transphobic? I didn’t catch any of that
@@Pandi-Fackler because it doesn't exist
@@TheRedScareIsAlive I swear, it seems like anyone who espouses any kind of feminist thought these days gets branded as a terf
who are these psychopaths complaining about the old dogs?
that’s what my reaction was. it’s fucked up and not funny, like “kill pablo, he’s an inconvenience” bits are so ugly
holy shit
when Moshe finished talking about Pablo and Natasha said "...and I'm so sorry we have to put him down 👀"
haven't laughed that hard in a longgggg time
ohhhh You just Need to watch More Serial Killer or Murder content, then You Will be happy
31:07, speaking for North Korea, interesting.
It’s not that serious or personal it’s a fucking dog. & the girlfriend should be looking for solutions too because her friends and coworkers can probably smell it and someone has to tell her
14:04, the anti-asian league?
Have we considered he’s mad because his wife and this person formed a relationship while he was working to provide and that’s why he won’t give her money?
typical male answer
@@jiggly-puffy lol yeah thinking of both sides is such a male thing. Even the caller came on and had to have moshe and Natasha point out that she is acting innocent
She didn’t want a divorce then start dating she hopped from her marriage to living with someone. That’s someone cheating
1 she literally said in the beginning that they both often dated in non-monogamous ways. that's part of the deal, if you agree to have some open relationship shenanigans, expect potential complications
2 she too was providing for the kids LOL what? just bc he was making money doesnt mean she wasnt also working in a different way. this traditional type of setup is why alimony is a thing
3 why is it about the wife and not about the kids? giving money isnt to benefit her, it's to make sure the kids have a good life
@@malcolmxx2083 1: she said that ran its course. Also, open relationships mean you sleep with other people, not run off with them.
2: Alimony and child support are not the same thing. Also, you get a split in the divorce for her time spent.
3. Because that’s how it ends up, I was a child of divorce and my mom never spent the total amount paid on me.
The state has the ability to give the money via a pre paid card that must be used on the kid and that’s all setup through the court.
Sounds to me like she built a relationship while her husband was working to earn the money she wants and she’s mad he’s now not giving it.
What you need to realize is she gave HER side and that involved EXTREMELY minimizing how they got together. Literally glossing over it, probably because it looked bad.
I'm shocked that this guy is willing to suffer the long term health impact of breathing in that fungus and the Ozone. This is the primary issue, not her feelings.
The dog solution is an unfortunate accident. 😳🤦♀️
ugly response
Why would the husband give his ex wife money? The second caller is the provider now. That’s what she signed up for when taking on a stay at home wife.
Husbands give ex wives money because often their ex wives forewent further education and training in lieu of child rearing, as she said. This leaves the wife in a disadvantaged position when the marriage ends. The money is not for the wife, it’s for the kids, who were born under the assumption in this case that the man would take care of them financially.
@@jiggly-puffy as a child of divorce, that’s not correct. All of that comes after divorce, not during it. The state can regulate money for the child, which they do.
What it sounds like is these two were forming a relationship while he was out earning the money so her new partner should provide.
Alimony and divorce settlements are the payment for the time spent raising a child.
I think they expect for him to pay for both parties lawyers etc.
We never once heard them talk about their side in all of this so of course they seem innocent.
I strongly dislike dogs in general -
38:37, 😆