r/HFY TFOS# 547 - Just Dropping by & Dealing with Squatters (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    In the second story I bet the assistant knew what was going to happen and decided to put him in line for the equivalent of the Darwin Award.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Getting himself that juicy promotion.

    • @blaze100587
      @blaze100587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even in a far away galactic alien empire, the every day worker\middle manager passive aggressively does what little they can to stick it to the higher ups lol

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could have gone worse for him. He could have visited when Soyuz was the only station in orbit and had to try to convince the Soviets to remove their space presence.

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:35
    "Inconceivable!"
    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The first story gets me imagining a bunch of serious aliens going completely slack jawed/surprised when the human says how old their species is, and why they have never been heard of. I would love to see that conversation too!

  • @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth
    @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He really thought we were that stupid. We know a con artist when we see one

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yarp

    • @DiceWarwick
      @DiceWarwick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when you try to trick an amarican off his land, all wile coming with tech they would go to war over... moron.

    • @jimmykarlsson4126
      @jimmykarlsson4126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just think it was trump I made the best deal ever

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moronic xeno. I was born at night, not last night.

    • @ratzelbarreto2070
      @ratzelbarreto2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimmykarlsson4126 well since your smarter than trump am sure someone as rich as you is just wasting time looking at TH-cam from his mansion right?

  • @adamelliott3694
    @adamelliott3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And just think, they get that atmospheric shuttle to help push the space program to new heights too. Or they call the assistant and make a deal for the tech.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "inconceivable!"
    "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

    • @michaelyoung7261
      @michaelyoung7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always nice meeting another being of culture

  • @gregorypryor7401
    @gregorypryor7401 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All the xeno "carpet-baggers" find Area 51 very comfortable after awhile!😂

  • @stevensanju
    @stevensanju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dude in the second story got a free room in area 51. His assistant must have been on the line with the Terrans and a Galactic Council rep about uplifts, sapient race laws, and his shit working conditions effectively throwing his ex-employer under the bus for being a douche.

  • @syrup868
    @syrup868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We only paid a few million years worth of evolution and advancement

  • @shamdonnosnikta9570
    @shamdonnosnikta9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh mighty algorithm bring widespread front pages for the video.

  • @AnimeCrackDealer
    @AnimeCrackDealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want to know what he thought of his first appointment with waterboarding

  • @Danieljfriend275
    @Danieljfriend275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah so we are squatters

  • @ISoloYouRelax
    @ISoloYouRelax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Next time make sure there isn't any sentient life on the planet you're gonna buy.

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    ●When do I speak to the scientist?
    The zeno in the next cell just laughs and says
    ○welcome to Groom Lake bitch

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      groom lake?

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It seems we have a person of government

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@henrypaleveda7760 The lake that is now Area 51 was called Groom Lake.

  • @OneCanisLupus
    @OneCanisLupus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just dropping by was a nice story. Would like to hear more of that one.

  • @goofballordh7395
    @goofballordh7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I kinda want part two of the first story

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    keeper going

  • @kencarlson2855
    @kencarlson2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just dropping something for the algorithm

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The top scientists get the shuttle.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just dropping by was very enjoyable.

  • @lyrigageforge3259
    @lyrigageforge3259 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #1. Lol - the humans have awaken and want to come down to play again - the galaxy is not prepared - absolutely not.

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does this count as imprisonment for the second story? I mean he willing went there

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who disturbed my nap?

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Drat those gullible humans.
    Algorithm be pleased

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the Algorithm!

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For the algorithm

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Moar for the Algorithm

  • @davedave8986
    @davedave8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    First view like and comment for the algorithm

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the algorithm!

  • @additiveartificer9365
    @additiveartificer9365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hmmm survival rate ehhhh 1%

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    F.T.A

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    71st, 6 December 2023

  • @SkullGamer-pd3pz
    @SkullGamer-pd3pz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the algorithm