What are you talking about? Can't you see those eyes it looks so... *enthralling. It's staring at my soul as if she understood me. And those curves... Those luscious cold steel curves... Gulp*
Humanity did a hostile takeover of the afterlife... The entire afterlife... By exploiting loopholes in the laws sorounding it. Laughing so hard. Also: Raise your AI right, not all that other bull. DO. IT. RIGHT. Great reading, I always enjoy when I see you have uploadet.
Thanks for taking interest in my story! Hearing it read aloud makes me thing I could give it a rewrite but I'm glad you enjoyed it enough to add it to the series.
Erm, considering the explanation of the weapon, that was a statement of utter stupidity. Primary use for oil is energy, the weapon used ANTI MATTER..... I am thinking energy IS NOT AN ISSUE.
No. They go to heaven to regroup. Have you never paid attention to 'The Marine Corp Hymn.'? We've little interest in hell, we've been there. It's just not that interesting. Certainly not for R&R... afterlife... whatever.
@@carlfranz6805 no M'hail is right. But you're kinda right. "Marines don't die we go to hell to regroup." Heaven is just one more duty station. "If the army and navy looked on heaven's scene they would see the streets are guarded by United States Marines". See duty station. Also "To Saint Peter he shall say. One more Marine reporting for duty I've served my time in hell". See Marines end up in both. And to get from heaven to hell you have to run " Don't you worry about the thunder and lightening in the sky that's just chesty puller on a PT run." Of course the fastest way to get to hell is to take the silk elevator " Reserve reserve don't fail me to. Look out hell I'm coming through " Sources I'm a retired marine but. DI, Marine Corp hymen, unknown marine, basic cadence, version of the c-130 cadence. There you go
@@oriontigley5089 I don't think that it's on any of the HFY pages but I'd argue it should be considered an HFY story. Here is a link: www.tboverse.us/HPCAFORUM/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=29
There's another AI didn't destroy our world story, narrated by ASN, she's full grown, in a organic body, with machine/electronics. she's sent as a representative to speak to an alien empire of sorts, and is full of SAS, javoliaty and danger, could be the same AI grown.
There was one story that was intriguing, where Humanity had been eradicated by a Xeno race...all except for their AI. It depicted itself as a young Human girl, and slowly in battle after battle, began beating the Xeno race, and upgrading her avatar to a teen and then a young woman. The Xeno admiral was astounded and outraged that this remnant of Humanity was tearing him a new one. I've watched at least 3-400 of these videos, so my memory of this specific one is a bit fuzzy. I think maybe in the end, she ascended to something akin to godhood, and recreated Humans from her memory banks. Don't remember for sure, but she definitely pulverized that admiral's fleet.
This was great :D. That said, promise I can narrate better than you. Thank you for the inspiration. You rely too much on your accent and not enough on genuine emphasis on the words you read. I know I must sound condescending and I don’t mean to. Wanna work together? I could help you.
There are many better narrators than me and that's great means more content for people consume. I prefer to think of myself more as a jackass who reads aloud for the amusement of others , but that's a bit much to fit into a sentences and cant be used as a verb. Good luck and stay safe
Humans treat a toaster with googly eyes better than the aliens treat a fully sentient A. I.
What are you talking about? Can't you see those eyes it looks so... *enthralling. It's staring at my soul as if she understood me. And those curves... Those luscious cold steel curves... Gulp*
Well, yeah, Toastie is a good boy
He cooks my bagels that perfect shade of golden brown every time
Why would I upset him by treating him poorly?
Welp guess humanity is going to conquer limbo and then melt open the gates of heaven and tame the horrors of hell
or die trying ^^
@@julonkrutor4649 again
That would be a series worth exploring
Look how cute these demons are I'm keep them as pets.
Sounds like some regime change is in order. It's always good to replace a dictatorship with democracy!
"Hole in the rules" was great. Loved it. Humans would totally try to do something like that.
tis a good one
Why wouldn’t humanity invade limbo.
To streamline the bureaucracy (and get immortal soldiers)
This sounds like America prolly either a Florida man or a good ol Texan
With a Sentient gun i would say Texas
Agro Squerrils yea you right
@@AgroSquerril as a texan, i can confirm.
Agreed, as a former Texan and current Floridian, the Florida man's sentient gun would also be venomous.
Texan hold the gun. Florida man IS the gun
Humanity did a hostile takeover of the afterlife... The entire afterlife... By exploiting loopholes in the laws sorounding it. Laughing so hard.
Also: Raise your AI right, not all that other bull. DO. IT. RIGHT.
Great reading, I always enjoy when I see you have uploadet.
Makes me think of technoblade
The second story is the story I was talking about before about humanity's war against the afterlife.
Thanks for taking interest in my story! Hearing it read aloud makes me thing I could give it a rewrite but I'm glad you enjoyed it enough to add it to the series.
Thank you for the permission to do it
Have you thought of making a sequel?
Sequel?
Yes please ❗🥰
guess they found oil in heavens lol
I was about to make that comment also DID YOU SAY OIL DAT SHIT MINE
Erm, considering the explanation of the weapon, that was a statement of utter stupidity. Primary use for oil is energy, the weapon used ANTI MATTER..... I am thinking energy IS NOT AN ISSUE.
@@alganhar1 I get the feeling you're doing it on purpose, but the joke seems to have flown over your head regardless
I hope the "hole in the rules" story continues it is intriguing.
Mariners don't die, they go to hell to regroup. Looks like they are about to take over.
No. They go to heaven to regroup. Have you never paid attention to 'The Marine Corp Hymn.'? We've little interest in hell, we've been there. It's just not that interesting. Certainly not for R&R... afterlife... whatever.
@@carlfranz6805 no M'hail is right. But you're kinda right.
"Marines don't die we go to hell to regroup."
Heaven is just one more duty station.
"If the army and navy looked on heaven's scene they would see the streets are guarded by United States Marines".
See duty station.
Also
"To Saint Peter he shall say. One more Marine reporting for duty I've served my time in hell".
See Marines end up in both.
And to get from heaven to hell you have to run
" Don't you worry about the thunder and lightening in the sky that's just chesty puller on a PT run."
Of course the fastest way to get to hell is to take the silk elevator
" Reserve reserve don't fail me to.
Look out hell I'm coming through "
Sources I'm a retired marine but.
DI, Marine Corp hymen, unknown marine, basic cadence, version of the c-130 cadence.
There you go
You should read The Salvation War series "Armageddon" humanity conquest of Hell and "Pantheocide" the conquest of Heaven.
i shall have a look into that
Is it an hfy story?
@@oriontigley5089 I don't think that it's on any of the HFY pages but I'd argue it should be considered an HFY story.
Here is a link: www.tboverse.us/HPCAFORUM/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=29
@@macpurdy I just finished reading armegeddon, great story!
_Starting pantheocide now_
I'm actually surprised that the weapon still have ammo. I am not surprised that the humans to invade and conquer the afterlife
Sounded like the weapon generates its own ammo.
Raise your A.I RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
To be honest that form of AI would be a great way on makeing them. Let them lean and adapt and form norms of there own over time. Like us humans do
So limbo is a place, and places can be conquered
yarp
I really want a mission briefing for this mission.
"Soo... let me get this straight...you want us to die.......
To take over the afterlife? "
lol
Rip and tear until it is done
For the squerril, for the author, for the algorithm. Thank you. Loved it
1:20 I hear this as breaking LOLs!
The only LOLs are those imprisoned by the laws! We must break the laws to free them!
The afterlife must have oil. Lol
Lol ... Both stories are wonderful, but the second story deserves an an offering to the algorithm gods 😅
Skybreaker 1... that is definitely a thing we as humanity would do
There's another AI didn't destroy our world story, narrated by ASN, she's full grown, in a organic body, with machine/electronics. she's sent as a representative to speak to an alien empire of sorts, and is full of SAS, javoliaty and danger, could be the same AI grown.
There was one story that was intriguing, where Humanity had been eradicated by a Xeno race...all except for their AI. It depicted itself as a young Human girl, and slowly in battle after battle, began beating the Xeno race, and upgrading her avatar to a teen and then a young woman. The Xeno admiral was astounded and outraged that this remnant of Humanity was tearing him a new one. I've watched at least 3-400 of these videos, so my memory of this specific one is a bit fuzzy.
I think maybe in the end, she ascended to something akin to godhood, and recreated Humans from her memory banks. Don't remember for sure, but she definitely pulverized that admiral's fleet.
@@johns9652 yeh, i've seen that one, its quite good. the AI sets up an empire over time, from , i think, embryo storage units. or dna memory banks.
Down with intergalactic law! SCIENCE IS SCIENCE!
....I need context, why are we at war with Limbo? Are we Klingons now?
I mean, klingons are basically space orcs and if we're space orcs too then...
@@demondeity9816 lol, true!
The Hole in the Rules was cute.
Liked then watched.
Thank you
Second story makes me think of Technoblade...
First one been wonderful)
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
This gave me a chuckle
keeper going
Doomguy 1.1 lol
Frick Those Angels! FTA!!
4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗💯
Heaven won't have me and hell is worried I will start a coup
69th reply. It had to be done
Hi day 23
76th, 2 November 2023
FTA
For the Algorithm
Killing angles? Gay. Why?
Because ... Human!
That second story was stupid. Why?
This was great :D. That said, promise I can narrate better than you. Thank you for the inspiration. You rely too much on your accent and not enough on genuine emphasis on the words you read.
I know I must sound condescending and I don’t mean to. Wanna work together? I could help you.
There are many better narrators than me and that's great means more content for people consume. I prefer to think of myself more as a jackass who reads aloud for the amusement of others , but that's a bit much to fit into a sentences and cant be used as a verb. Good luck and stay safe
Agro Squerrils
I’m just some jack-ass on the Internet man. I loved this piece and I enjoyed listening to you.
I enjoyed the first story, but any story that's based on Christian mythology is an instant fail.