Being a Dumb Tourist in Alpha Minecraft for 13 Minutes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2020
- HELLO EVERYONE! Today I took a trip back to alpha Minecraft and it went TERRIBLY. Apparently there are no """beds""" or """"""running mechanics""""" in this version of the game, so I had some trouble adjusting. Overall though, it wasn't actually that bad, and I ended up making a pretttyyyy swag Premier Inn. Would reccommend visiting here!
Btw, 'torch' is British for 'flashlight'- so that's what I meant when I said I was shining a torch on my screen :]
Hope you enjoyed!
Twitter: / therealsquiddo - เกม
Alternate title: "Onceler in denial tries to live in Premier Inn, devastated at the lack if beds"
the news headline nobody expected in 2021
XD
This made me laugh so hard, man he was depressed cause of the lack of beds...
funny
did laugh
LOL
I swear your commentary in these "dumb tourist" videos are the verbal embodiment of a child learning to walk and I love it
Yes
LOOL SO TRUE-
Yep
Yes
You also get to see the beauty of the whole thing
“I’m a good role model, I fill in my creeper holes!”
Every Minecraft server ever watching that starts to feel their soul burning
Squiddo: There's no purpose building a roof!
Minecraft Spiders: Bonjour.
(Edit: Thanks for 7 likes!)
Fun alpha Fact !
spiders couldnt climb until beta 1.2
*35 likes
And phantoms too like-
@@JustACrazyPerson6692 bro this is alpha 1.2.6 not 1.13
“I can’t make a chest noise, I’m not a chest...”
Favorite quote but yo seriously those subtitles that must’ve taken forever!
y e s. subtitle appreciation
I can’t make a cat noise, I’m not a cat!
*Meeiw*
YOUR EXCITEMENT OVER THIS IS SO WHOLESOME Im so excited to watch the whole thing,,
Inside Squiddo:ERROR OVER EXCITEMENT ACTIVATED SYSTEM DYING E-E-ERROR
@@ellenmonteiro5392 underrated reply
I remember when I used to play old minecraft, whenever the sun would set sometimes some of the chunks in the distance would take a while to actually darken with the rest, and I just looked at those brighter chunks to pretend like it wasn't getting darker because I was scared AHAh
All of your commentary bringing back so many childhood memories for me, Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel, damn dude
“whats the point of a roof??“
me, throwing my opinion in without anyone asking:
*spider.*
edit: phantoms weren’t in the game when I said this comment?1?1!
me, pointing out the fact that nobody asked even though nobody cares:
Nobody asked.
@@rhionaanimates I know, I was making a joke continuing the timeline you started
you are corrrect
*phantom*
@@arshu_parshu1999 but in alpha edition there wasn’t any how did you not know that (also sorry because you might be talking about how she does no roofs in the newest version) :)
Soggy Damage is a phrase I’m going to use from now on.
"am i the onceler?"
Squiddo: the onceler-
me: *war flashbacks*
0:08
*Modern questions require modern solutions.*
*Modern problem requires modern solution*
As a fellow tumblr user I completely understand your fear of any mention of the onceler
So.... what it about
I've never heard that cow noise and am now terrified what they did to get that sound
i forgot how much i miss that cow noise
Me, who only plays in 1.6, hearing the new cow sounds: Why are they HUFFING QwQ
mojang beat down a real cow
@@iambreadbear3325 then where- where does panda dying noise come from then?
@@boxofstuff994 you don't wanna know
8:52 Legit never heard of Dream lmao, you showed up on my recommendations one day and I said fuck it
Same
7:26
Why is it so funny imagining a slice of meat slowly dissolving and merging with your bloodstream
I didn’t expect myself to watch it all, but being someone who doesn’t have a PC but really wants one to do what your doing now I stuck around , and honestly I enjoyed it all, that was charming and just Pog. 13k subscribers is actually quite a bit and I can see you going far with this! #iwasherebefore100k pog
Same i really want to try it. I doubt I'd be very good but I'd like to try at least.
Same.
she about to reach 100k now! :)
she’s*
same
Just letting you know I would watch every single episode of an alpha SMP
AGREED
Have you heard of The Evo Smp?
@@IceTheCrystal08 :O I haven’t! Does it take place in one of the og versions?
@@afajardo9938 afaik it goes through the different versions
#A
The panic in your voice when you said "I'm not the Onceler!"
I know. Not first hand, but I know.
Squiddo: Minecraft just has too many features
Also Squiddo: This game is so BARREN!
i lost it when you said "am i the onceler?"
ive seen that fandom
8:52 it's crazy to think that someday YOU might be someone's gateway into the minecraft community.
edit: i saw someone saying that you should make an smp and i wholeheartedly agree. that would be so cool omfg
8:05
It tste weird
what are you
@@ieshavasquez3987 bot
@@Akkhazin I'm not I was watching another video so I wanted to keep up
“Whats the point of a roof?”
Spiders: 😐
Phantoms: 😀
The use of Drawn to Life music makes me so happy. Loved the next chapter as a kid and the music is so nostalgic for me
her: talking about making a house
us: * only seeing a blank black screen*
Yep
lowkey though- you should make an smp- that sounds dope as hell considering your chaotic, wonderful personality
mayhaps not in cursed no-red alpha minecraft tho
I know! I would really enjoy it if she plays with friends! it would make the video's much more funny if she played with someone just as fun and chaotic as her! :D
You know the evo smp?
@Killian O'Brien
Or the Dream SMP.
Wait its a she? Im new to this channel
squiddo: what is the purpose of a roof?
Spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves
After having this randomly reccomended to me by the algorithm and binging several videos, I can say will full certainty, you're a gem of a human being and please continue producing these hot messes of videos.
You keep giving me nostalgia every time you mention an old song
“Comment below if you don’t watch WilburSoot but you watch me”
*Looks at my 6 month twitch Subscription to Wilbur* ...sure.
OH MY GOD YOURE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE CENTURIES ANIMATIC?? alright you are not allowed to make amazing art and be good at solo funny commentary share the talent a LITTLE please-
@@Spyruce ASDkGHASDHfAFS Thankyou so much oh my god,,, I dont know how I made that animatic I think I was posessed by the spirit of mcyt
@@Squiddo SQUIDDO!!! I love your videos
@Squiddo
I hope ya don't mind but ehh-
I have your skin for the import thing-
TwT
I recently found your channel, and it has brought me nothing but joy!
Except for how you fill your creeper holes. That does not spark joy.
I haven't seen many people talking about it but, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING YOUR OWN CAPTION IN THE VIDEO!!! That must have been so time consuming and i appreciate it so much !!!!
i looked for a solid 8 minutes just to find my 3D glasses for that one clip
same lol
i went to go get mine and got mad that they were movie 3D glasses not the retro ones. i put plastic wrap on the lenses and watered down my paint in an attempt to make it work. guess what happened? it didnt :D
what did u see
how was it
let me just hide my watch history- ok-
*i don’t watch dream.*
but have you heard of him?
@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 nope
@@thebluedog1798 sure lol
The oldest update I remember is the aquatic, anything before that it’s all just the same
i love all of your references :DD
its like i watch these not understanding the references but then u watch them again a while later and i get them ! its funny how i learn alot :]
The fact that you had to ask if we knew what "DUDUDUDUDU" meant is really funny too me
YOU’RE LITERALLY SO GREAT AND FUNNY AND LOVELY WTF
-peebaby lmao
1:58 little squiddo thought:This is a certified hood classic B)
4:36:
spiders:am i a joke to you
you talking about the onceler followed by “guys i come from tumblr” uhhhh
Why do i actually want you to be in the dream smp?- i would actually spam to make you join your funny and pretty good for a average player :D
Yes
You look similar
Well the dream SMP has some bad reputation (atleast i was told)
@@absilint1318 Yeah, the DMSP as quite the reputation... 😶
I personally do not enjoy watching them.
Squiddo: "WHAT ARE ROOFS FOR????"
me: "........ Spiders...... If you don't have a roof you will probably be killed by spiders. They can climb up walls...."
Squiddo: "why are the roofs inportant?"
Wall-climbing spider: "im about to ruin this mans whole carier"
This is actually amazing, I have never felt such nostalgia in my life. Yogscast + Alpha Minecraft = great times all around.
Squiddo should be a member of the DreamSMP
I was just thinking that! They'd fit in so well.
Y E S
1:51 i literally did the same thing when i was little!!! i was obsessed with minecraft parodies, them and youtubers like tobuscus made me beg my mom to get it!! i haven't thought about them in years omg ;; (great video btw!! your commentary and excitement are really fun to listen to :))
Me: a- a torch?
Also me: OH A FLASHLIGHT
Seeing a new notification from you always brightens up my day. The videos are just so... pure and happy. Thanks for making these! :D
This is such a good video and I hope you make more in the future!
0:40 i cant tell if its just because the low render distance but this seems like the funny herobrine encounter image
Sometimes I think if I ever became a youtuber that people wouldn't find me funny but we literally have the same humour and your bloody hilarious so it gives me hope
YOU'RE LITERALLY SO ENTERTAINING TO WATCH I ENJOYED THIS VIDEO SO MUCH DUDE AMAZING VIDEO
When you menshiond(i cant spell) the "Don't mine at night" song i got some nostalgia bc it was one of my first favorate mc songs and i think it was like my 10th ( i cant remember i was like 5 at that time) mc song ive heard
I can’t tell if that ‘welcome to the underground’ joke was an Undertale one, but it gave me flashbacks of 6th grade-
Squiddo: (talking about her house/inn)
(Sees pig)
Squiddo:*M E A T L O C A T E D*
Eyyyyyyyyy pog vid squid!
Pissbaby told me about you so pog
EYYYYYYYYY TRUUUU
If you told me like a week ago "do you know who is dream" i whould have said "wHoOoO!!"
Yes a week ago i didnt know who was dream
Baby squiddo: can i buy Minecraft squiddos mom: well dear… n o
the roof stops spiders from climbing into your house as they are the only hostile mobs who can climb and see through glass so if you have a window and a not roof then ur screwed
I've never heard of Dream, sounds like a try hard.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GEORGE IN THE THUMBNAIL DIADHWYUABSDHWDS
Squiddo: “We don’t need a roof”
Spiders: *i am five parallel universes ahead of you*
Wholesome minecraft newbie, my heart cant handle this much wholesome and nostalgia.
9:19 like and retweet if you have a meat chest in your house
I believe that is called a “mimic”
5:45 how was the fall?
I really hope someone gets that joke
@@snomvish But nobody came...
I got it 🤣
🎶Welcome to the underground 🎶💀
🎶How was the fall~🎶💀
U n d e r t a l e
minecraft alpha will forever remind me of evo smp now... and the immense fandom lore that came out of it. thanks grian!
Spiders can climb up the walls and get in ur house, thats why we need a roof in mc.
First? Minecraft best
You sound like a girl tommyinnit 😳😳
Womaninnit .... ...... I'll take it
This reminds me so much of the first Minecraft let's play I've ever seen. I was obsessed with Minecraft, but the first time I actually played the real game was like two years ago lol
Form This Way do be a bop, though.
Club Classic indeed.
17
i do not understand but AGREED
5:38 “A sheep, let me just slowly saunter over to you!”
*the wool in the inventory intensifies*
"There's too many features"
Terraria-"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power..."
In regular minecraft, the roof
A. Protects you from phantoms and creepers.
B. Looks cool.
C. Gives you something to hang decor off of.
“Why do you even need roofs?”
Spiders: *evil giggling*
‘Whats the point in having a roof?’
*s p i d e r s.*
2:58 i actually laughed a lot LMAOO
6:14 the pause was just PERFECT
Anyone who's been in a late game survival world knows the inescapable, horribly cursed truth: that Minecraft is in fact just Onceler roleplay. You always start with beautiful randomly generated Minecraft terrain and end with an overdeveloped industrial dystopia covered in resource farms.
Alpha Minecraft door sounds: **exist**
Squiddo: _that’s so cringe_
Squiddo is the embodiement of the "i'm baby" meme.
Squiddo: What's the point of a roof
Spiders:Am I a joke to you?
Squiddo : Sorry, a creeper blew up in real life,
Me : seems quite normal,
its steve!
steve himself
People in old Minecraft version: I don’t need a roof
Phantoms in modern Minecraft: R u sure about that? :>
Squiddo: What does a roof even do?
Me: Spiders, Squiddo. Spiders.
Squiddo:
"Comment down below if you've never heard of Dream."
Everyone else:
*No comments*
currently 4:26 am for me, but i can't stop that Squiddo grind
squiddo:why are roofs even needed? also Squiddo: -forgets spiders exist-
"A sheep!"
"Lemme slowly saunter over to you"
1 second later wool is is her hot bar 💀
"What does a roof do?"
Spiders: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Squiddo: “we don’t need a roof”
Me: SPIDERS!!
"I need a roof"
The missing wall: 🧍♂️
You ever think "hmm i should put a roof in my house to stop spiders from crawling into my house." that would not be Squiddo!
squiddo: you probably know the minecraft hitsong dont mine at night
my brain af: DONT MINE AT NIGHT!
i think you're one of my new favourite youtubers, and i set my expectations relly high
Squiddo most of the time: *_EEEEEEEEE_* (insert high pitched adorable squeak)
The thing is I know too much about Alpha from the Evo SMP lol - it made it fun to watch you struggle with the differences…. I watch too much Minecraft… :(
I'm for sure not someone who doesn't watch Wilbur Soot. I think your right.