MINECRAFT BOOTLEGS ARE AWFUL.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS LEVEL OF PAIN. Today I revisited some of the terrible Minecraft knockoffs I used to play as a kid, and let me tell you it was BAD... Not as painful as when I tried to win Hypixel bedwars with just a pickaxe, but I still lost a small piece of my soul today...
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord
Many thanks to my friend CupBee for doing the subtitles. / thecupbee
Disclaimer the Terraria part is sarcasm, I'm mocking the people who say it's a copy :) I love Terraria
knew that ngl
TERRARIA IS SO POGCHAMP
👌
Ok
@@sterilized i agree
"why are there physics?"
*A question I ask myself everyday*
No replies?
@@nutanhattewar5873 yes until now
@@heavenlydusk lol
Thanks issac newton
Same
I didn’t think in my life I would hear
“Oh my god there’s *PHYSICS”*
In such a fearful way
you clearly haven't gone to a school
Squiddo: *speaks spanish*
That guy: "oui"
*ah yes a man of culture*
As a spanish person i can confirm
*french*
VIVE LE PAIN ET LE FROMAGE
That one before Terraria genuinely was minecraft classic. The file is small and unprotected, so it wasn't hard to decompile and repost.
I'm pretty sure they just used an . ~Red
Squiddo's pc: can play minecraft with shaders in max render distance with perfect frame rate
Also squiddo's pc: *immeadiately starts dying when running a game with actual physics*
First reply
It's probably cause there was a virus or something
@James marcstone A. brown dude you know people always joke about Terraria being fake minecraft right?
@James TH-cam Tv network and guides and gameplay Son if you are too young to understand these obvious jokes maybe you should stick to TH-cam Kids
She is sooooooo not running max render. Java itself on an RTX Card with a high end cpu can't handle max render.
I'm convinced this vid is just an excuse for squiddo to flex their terraria world
U caught me lol
Bruuhhhhhh
@@Squiddo so it is
Was a pretty pog Terraria world ngl I always die immediately
@@mythreeboys5059 I didnt even under stand that-
Minecraft: Try Terraria
Terraria: Try Minecraft
Players: wAr WaR War waR wAr wAR WAr
Yes
*war.*
i play both
@@a_normalbacon5510 good
Whats calamity mod? :)
“World Craft 2”
Me who watches boffy:
Hey I’ve seen this one before!
And it was just as horrifying :D
I'm sad she didn't try to place the fire in the water tho
Quackity also played it ig
I actually used to play the game with the summon deer and throw ball feature! Fun thing my younger sister and I found out you can do with the deer bc it has an infinite reach distance, find a mountain, go really far away from it but close enough to where it still renders clearly, point your mouse at the top of it, spam the summon deer button as fast as you possibly can, and watch them go absolutely FLYING off the side mountain due to what in normal Minecraft you'd call entity cramming. And for the bouncy balls, spam that button at the edge of a lake or ocean, it's really satisfying to see a big line of rainbows bouncing through the water
Hello Sister.
@@Berrystar776 Well haloo thar Luna
@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 U has 13 likeys :D
@@Berrystar776 Yay lol
the sad thing about this video is that i've played half of the games shown in this video.
lol
i-.
@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 *finish your sentence*
@@mimiqtt *i can’t remember it*
Plottwist: he finished his sentence
“This game is playable but that does not mean i enjoy it”
-Squiddo 2021
48 seconds ago
Nice
You mean 73.4K subscribers?
@@kocanutLIVE you mean 73.7k?
growing rapidly
@@4pky338 god shes gaining subs so fast
“I just hope this doesn’t steal my credit card information...”
*terraria music starts playing*
*”whot the hell is this”*
5:25
I wonder what 9-year-old Squiddo (who was terrified of Herobrine) would think if she looked into the future and saw her grown-up self making these random nonchalant Herobrine jokes?
I’m 1 late year late I know but are you a hater? And she’s not even a 9 yr old. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A ADULT, and if this was a joke, just use the reddit joke thing on me.
@@lxvermusic660 I know she's an adult. It's been a year since I watched it, but I'm pretty sure she said that she was afraid of Herobrine when she was nine.
What I was saying was, I wonder what her past self (a kid) would have thought if she saw this video by her current self (an adult).
@@lxvermusic660Nah this isn't a whoosh moment, you just can't read bro
@@lamenwatch1877 oooh ok
but do you really think I’m seriou-
@@sporeham1674 “you can’t just read bro” how tf did I read right now then
also, how is it not that obvious it was a joke-
0:48
When you play minecraft for more that 6 years: P H Y S I C S
Funfact:The one minecraft where she screamed "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" is actually official and made by minecraft lol
Wait fr?? If you're joking please don't woosh me
@@endervoir i'm not joking lol, mojang had remade minecraft classic on browsers for the 10th anniversary of minecraft
@@thatonetopeka D A M N that was both cool and a really dumb idea- Well at least people dont have to buy minecraft if it's in browser.
@@endervoir it's early alpha
"Is that L'Manburg?"
*draws in the walls and stuff and points to the boy in green with the caption "Tubbo"*
literally going deaf from listening to worldcraft music: USE YOUR TWITCH PRIME!!
8:45 dude I miss the “off-camera mining” that was mcyt in the old days. gaaahh the nostalgia!
Its always nice when your watching horror/creepy stuff and you come here to squiddo because y’know squiddo always makes everything better. *not me saying what i just did because i cant take horror stuff but i watch it anyway*
"I am a normal human. This is my body and I did not steal it" - Squiddo
XD
Unlike mine, which is totally stolen.
@@secondtrymagic626 inseart nearvous monkey meme here
Steve in the thumbnail really said: 🧍🏻
😂👏
@Steve real steve from minceraft
"The government has been after me since 1987"
The Squiddo behind the slaughter?
Dead meme
@@megamichael4021 that meme isn't dead, it always comes back ;)
@@Gl1tchWave i seriously never heard it for months
@@megamichael4021 shhhhhhh
@@megamichael4021 I don't think you got the joke. It was a reference to the fact that Afton (the purple guy) says "I always come back" as his catchphrase in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator
5:18 the first thing I thought was
"Tax fraud of 87??"
6:07 this is actually an official version of Minecraft you could play on browzer
Nobody
Every person when they play games other than minecraft: *why is there physics??!?*
wHy iS tHeRe wOrLd gEnERaTiON
So true
"Don't you love it when you jump and your chest goes through your eyes?"
*Anime Girls Intensifies*
0_0
yeah uh
Holy shi I forgot I commented this, sorry
alternative title: squiddo destroys everything for ten minutes
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
7:00 That's Classic . minecraft . com, and it was made for Minecraft's tenth anniversary. It's basically a recreation mojang made of classic minecraft
i 10000% would watch an entire video of squiddo just unironically playing terraria
Squiddo:*joins the brazilian vc*
Their Brazilian subscribers:so you have choosen... _summoning me_
Whomst has summoned the almighty one
Eae :)
O p a
Mds quanto br KKKKK
O I F A M I L
“You try’na troll me?”
*skuiddy intensifies*
I found you today, you are a fantastic and entertaining TH-camr, I don't get why only your animated videos have many views, you are literally the best, keep being fantastic
7:19
For people who don't know, this game is Terraria it's a game that's similar to Minecraft and not a rip-off.
( This game is made by Mojang btw )
Read the fucking pinned comment my guyyyyyyy.
Hmmmmmmm
@@dropfish3109 this is satire
Squiddo: Speaks spanish*
Me, a Mexican: Me gust a el pan con mantequilla :,)
I liked the bread with butter
"Today in this video we coded it so that we're playing Minecraft but it's not really Minecraft. This video was a lot of fun..."
She's like the female version of Tommyinnit
indeed
deedni
r34 go brr
it's called british
No swearing do
She played the OFFICIAL classic Minecraft version though, Mojang uploaded it to it's own website. Now, how CrazyGames got ahold of that version is a mystery to me. I think Mojang just gave the old version away, so at least people wanting to play "Free Minecraft" can play the online classic version instead.
6:14
One time I found a knock off on Minecraft called crafting and building. On my very old cracked phone, I tried it and it was just a regular knockoff game. But then, I got a new tablet and tried it on that, IT WAS LITERALLY MINECRAFT. No joke, the exact same textures, settings, features, everything that Minecraft could do was there and it all looked the same.
Also, I could even join other players who use the actual minecraft if I was using local (creating accounts would glitch out on crafting and building) so me and my sister used it to our advantage for the next 2 years.
And then, a few years later after going to check if it's still there it got banned
Squiddo: calling terraria A Minecraft copy Minecraft and terraria: We are best friends
Me: Mom can we get Minecraft?
Mom: We have Minecraft at home
Minecraft at home:
''H I S I S T E R S"
We all know everykid got in to this experience
Girl, I just found you and actually enjoyed your content. Very funny and very original, you have a new sub!
Also, your Spanish is pretty good! I could swear you're Spanish-speaker (unless ... you are)
im spanish 😳
4:04 it's skid but really realistic and creepy
(if you don't know who skid is he's from spooky month)
Terraria:Check Minecraft :D
Minecraft:Check Terraria Too :D
Squiddo:Unfortunately history wont see it as that way
Your editing is really funny
I hope you will reach 100k subscribers soon
I clicked faster than James Charles could say “Hey sisters”
How is this so frickin funny -clap- -clap- earned a like
you said this in a lin-n video
@@wafflearegood ok?
James Charles is quaking.
claim your "here before 1 hour ticket here"
you don't have to like it to claim it, just see it
claimed just in time
Just in time
Ah shite Im 10 minutes late arent I?
@@humanposer6433 did it say 1 hour. If it did then your fine
(claims ticket)
Lol i'm late f*ck you
im going to explode
there are so many common grammar mistakes nowadays such as: "Why is there physics?!", incorrect apostrophe s usage (example: i love dog's), and using then when you should use "than" instead (Eg. There are more haters then enjoyers.)
literally every other grammar mistake is good and epic
Someone: Hey what's the worst thing in minecraft?
Me: P H Y S I C S
"This is just a ripoff Minecraft"
Me a Terrarian and a Minecrafter: Ouch, my heart, my soul, it hurts, even if youre joking lol xD
smae
4:15 Squiddo summons herobrine, yet again.
I played some along time ago when I didn’t have Minecraft
Squiddo is a true Terraria player. First thing she does after joining the world is thinking how to get rid of the Guide XD
Squiddo: *game that sents from my friend*
Me:Oh that's not Minecraft, that's survival game.
Kinda like Minecraft
lmao i used to play so many knockoffs in my phone
Damn bro, i feel the pain ;-;
I did a mlp one and it's was bad
4:54
Me: *laughing my head off at the shadow*
Squiddo: "I like this one! This one's nice! :D"
Me: Omg-- PFFT OMG BAHAHAHAHA 😂
Wait till you search "block" in android playstore. There's like hundreds of minecraft rip off with title like "block craft 3d"
Oh hey, I remember playing that. Or something with a similar name. Jeez I was desperate for Minecraft back then.
@@werewolf6513 Same, since i was 5.
You want a functional "knockoff" game? Play mini world block art, it's great.
0:33
ITS THE SAME GAME
WHERE YOU PRESS Y TO SPAWN DEER-
-yahiamice
Squiddo is basically the girl version of Tommy [and the best]
She made her Discord name WomanInnit for a couple of days a little bit ago lmao
@@luznoceda5401 lol
0:19: *WHAT THE FLNNJVHGK DID THEY DO TO MARINETTE?*
1:03 cursed in minecraft, normal in real life
edit: ok, normal for the most part, trees don't just crumble
wtf
Suiddo: HE CAN MOOOOOVE
Me: lol the cow can mooooove
squiddo: THIS IS LITERALLY MINECRFAT STEVE!!!!
me: but you made it..
2:04 Glory To Arstotska!
I didn’t know this was new from 11 minutes ago LOL
theres also this mobile game that i play rn called “Planet Of Cubes”, it loses connection constantly tho.
2:01 he's just standing there....
MENACINGLY
0:47
“WHY IS THERE PHYSICS?!” THATS SO CURSED”
well, life ya know...an-and yeah...
Lol
I remember a game, MineBlock was it? It was a nice 2d game minecraft, spent a lot of time on it until I got real mc. You should try it someday!
oh I used to play it too,I heard it used flash and now it died,but I think they got a download version of it
@@Nils_61 really now? :o
Tell me more. I used to download it directly for the stability and so I could transport it on my USB key xp
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 idk much about it and I'm sleep deprived rn so you can try to join the discord for more info
discord.gg/3HQez6x
Edit:found the download thing mineblocks.com/1/download
i used to play that all the time
5:34 squiddo are u ok? wait r u even squiddo- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6:41 that’s not a ripoff it’s an official thing from 2010!
“Is that L’manburg?” HAH-
Fun Fact: The People That Made Minecraft & Terraria are friends
2:14 Those are obviously the vape clouds
5:50 it's funny how there is a MrBeast video
7:23 *TERRARIA?!*
NO RIPOFF! FRIEND OF MINECRAFT!
@@sat_boi_nickxboi its sarcasm
I haven't even watched one minute of this video but I already subbed. I think I will be visiting this channel often
You’re giving me old Minecraft TH-camr vibes and it’s really nice
7:33 lol its terraria 😂
6:36
Mmm yes, Minecraft Classic looks like a rip off.
She knows it wasn’t a rip off. She thought it was a rip off because it was on the website, although it did come from an official website copied over to another website.
3:24 i'm Brazilian, have i been summoned?
*L'manburg?*
*I'M SORRY?-*
I-
9:19 i understood
EVERYTHING
and also nice teasin skills
9:20 😂😂😂
3:32
Moon’s big
(I’m stupid I know I thought it was funny)
I love that hermitcraft reference
7:53 ik its a joke but im getting angy
Same, I'm glad it was just a joke
"if you have a house made out of leaves..."
Ah, yes, Will Navidson, the Minecraft Lets-Player.
squidy: since 1987!
fnaf and dsaf fans: *R I S E*
Why do you have a similar intro that TommyInnit.
Ive not watched minecraft youtubers since Skydoesminecrafts butter days and Aphmaus roleplay series
Truly outstanding to have found your cursed channel
OH FUDGE HERE COMES "Steve" GOTTA RUN
"really sketchy .exe file"
* Loads up terraria *
Sldjsksl I cant
7:36 Minecraft.EXE be looking better than I last saw 😂
i literally almost threw my phone at my wall when you said terraria was a minecraft copy
1:38 the houses 100 miles away from my dear UK
terraria: im minecraft but 2d with amazing features
minecraft: jeb_ go brrrrrrrrr ye
"dont you love when your chest goes trough your eyes" "i love this that : )"
NOPE I DIDN'T WANT "THIS"
New favourite TH-camr! 😂 your chill, funny and wholesome I love it!