most factories dump trash in the ocean as a byproduct of their operations, you built a factory whose operation was dumping trash in the ocean, that's the most dystopian thing I can imagine.
@@slaywithoutd:( maybe. I miss him so much. I can remeber being so exited having that notification. As soon as I saw the title I knew. I dint want to believe it but I knew. I watched the first bit and I just bursted out crying. Probably my worst holiday I’ve had.
Not only is this a creative and fun way to make money for charity, it also gets my mind rolling on obsidian mega bases, with this amount of obsidian making you could make an indestructible fortress
Fun fact: the line of enchanting table language you see at 7:10 reads “range destroy cu”. Most of what you see in the enchanting tables just translates to random gibberish. The language is called Galactic and it’s entirely possible to learn.
It's not really a *language* more than a simple latin alphabet symbol replacement, but yeah its completely learnable and available with a simple google search!
It’s ‘standard galactic alphabet’ from the game ‘commander keen’ and I’ve learnt it by heart lmfao. It’s literally just the alphabet with different symbols
It was like when British authorities tried to exterminate a snake species in India, people ended up breeding more of them to turn in and when the British realized, stopped the reward, and the snakes got unleashed, increasing the total pop
My favorite part was definitely the part where you somehow managed to completely talk over someone saying that you don't live there when you were saying that you did
8:14 According to google calculator this one double chest is worth 1834$ worth of trash, and according to google 1834 pounds is 831 kilograms, thats alot of trash!
Red wasn’t making a decision, he was simply playing the role of big corporations. All about the money and being a reprisentation of what team seas is against.
At 7:49 I literally heard the background music and immediately recognized it. That music is from Super Mario Odyssey when the player is in the Forest Kingdom.
most factories dump trash in the ocean as a byproduct of their operations, you built a factory whose operation was dumping trash in the ocean, that's the most dystopian thing I can imagine.
and there was a profit
And money for removing that trash is a byproduct of this factorys
agreed
Just gotta cut out the middleman
bro was a captain planet villain
They raised 5.9k. He had a double chest full of trash. They actually generated more trash then they got donated away. A net positive result.
lol
@@reddoons lol
@@reddoons lol
@@Vo4t3xX lol
@@Mikeoxlong460 lol
The only video that when people say "this video gets more and more trash" it isnt a hate comment...
you love to hear it!
yes
if they say this video gets more and more clean it is possibly a hate comment
@@milkywaycookiezzuh aha reverse psychology i see
@@milkywaycookiezzuh you are a *genius*
Honestly though, Clown’s “dear god” is priceless.
Yea😂😂
Clonkers
reddoons, like a few moments later: we got more
5:30
8:51 "dont you every just want somebody to rub your tummy?"
this had me cracked up for 10 minutes
clown was trippin
5:29 I love how the guy is just totally in awe of how far capitalism would go to make a profit.
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63hey
@@guycrew3973hey
@@guycrew3973 hey
And just like in our world, producing trash turned out more proffitable than cleaning it.
XD
Only 2 replies???
Fr
Insert reply here
"i think you are missing the whole point of this"
"no u"
"welp, cant argue with that, have a nice day"
works every time hehehe
6:40 why does he sound like technoblade here
THE BLADE NEVER DIES
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
dude.. this might just be our brains missing him..
@@slaywithoutd:( maybe. I miss him so much. I can remeber being so exited having that notification. As soon as I saw the title I knew. I dint want to believe it but I knew. I watched the first bit and I just bursted out crying. Probably my worst holiday I’ve had.
@@Random_editz100holiday ?
Lmao why does he ACTUALLY sound like him
Bro, this was absolutely hilarious, you guys broke the system, and supported team seas! You deserve a sub!
Seas*
@@babyyoda9407 My bad lel
Was their plan supposed to help team seas by using the donation money?
@@scottthesmartape9151 Ofc
@@scottthesmartape9151 no it essentially increased the amount that can be donated making more be donated
THIS SMP WAS AN ABSOLUTE BLAST :D
for sure, had a lot of fun on it!
@@reddoons Hi
Hi 2
Hi 3
@@pappopFEflavor Hi 4
After watching both your and ash's videos I love how you both took it as a matter of pride when clown dismissed you lol, ultimate businessmen.
hey
This is just proof red is the smartest person on the outsiders and any other smp he is on
hey
Not only is this a creative and fun way to make money for charity, it also gets my mind rolling on obsidian mega bases, with this amount of obsidian making you could make an indestructible fortress
reddoons and ash are like the best duo ever, besides maybe Branzy and Clown.
Nah ash and red are better in my opinion
@@_AngelDustybut likeee branzy and clown though
Ash and Reddons are always plotting to start some shit
@@DestroyahTheBannedfrfr
Fun fact: the line of enchanting table language you see at 7:10 reads “range destroy cu”.
Most of what you see in the enchanting tables just translates to random gibberish.
The language is called Galactic and it’s entirely possible to learn.
Who is this Wange Guy and why does he have to destroy CF? Sounds Like a something from Halo ngl
@@partydonut214 lol
It's not really a *language* more than a simple latin alphabet symbol replacement, but yeah its completely learnable and available with a simple google search!
@@justinquiring445 Yep! Said it way better than I could
It’s ‘standard galactic alphabet’ from the game ‘commander keen’ and I’ve learnt it by heart lmfao. It’s literally just the alphabet with different symbols
everyone has a thing on life steal
clownpierce: pvp god
rekrap: smart gamer boi
Parrot: a birb
redoons: BUISENESSS EMPIRE
I had watched ashswagg’s video first, and I love how the both of your video styles are so similar but so different!
happy you like it!
Same
yeah it feels like they made two different but similar stories out of the same events
its not a proper SMP without a capitalist businessman
also nice vid
this is fax, and thank you
@@reddoons you do be proper pog champ
and a cult
A cult, capitalist, neutral, etc
yknow it looks like real life quite a bit
@@thatoneleaf9895 and 2 teams that fight eachother like some kind of goverment dispute
I love this red man. You never fail to make me impressed.
pog
Pog
pog
Pog
Pog
1:18 Techno would be proud to hear this
Rest in peace
Look how legendary this youtuber is. This man is fixing the ocean with obsidian.
It was like when British authorities tried to exterminate a snake species in India, people ended up breeding more of them to turn in and when the British realized, stopped the reward, and the snakes got unleashed, increasing the total pop
This was hilarious!! 😂
A verified and no comments damn.
@@The_BFG1 sad 😥
@@Skies69420 yup insanely sad
Very sad
how did i find you here.......
its kind of him to add me to the thumbnail.
👍🏼
Were
are you the quartz
@@mikedoesthings2134 hes talkibg about the trash 😢
i
think
it
was
the
trash
a literal business man. holy shit well done Red
Clown: "you just want someone to rub your tummy"
Red: *WHAT.*
I love the fact that bro is literally the robinhood of minecraft, polluting the oceans in the game but saving them irl
AWESOME VIDEO REDDOONS!
tahnk you sir swag!
@@reddoons yeah its GREAT
woah
Hi mr Sir Swag (not swag)
@@brooklyna2vem q
5:30
Reddons: this, is a lava bucket.
Clown🤡:dear god.
Reddons: there’s more.
Clown🤡: *No!*
0:30 Ash and his horrible McDonalds WiFi save the day again
This editing is insane!
Glad you liked it terry!
yoo
Why are you not mad there polluting you lol
1:00 - How to kill headphone users. Thank you for that.
The SMP: A fun fund raiser
Reddoons: FREE MONEYYYYY
7:12 fun fact it says: range destroy CU
yeah i know enchanting table language
THIS MAN REALLY DOES HAVE NO FEARS MAN
as it turns out, reddoons was the GOOD GUY all along... we just didnt see it...
Ashwaggs and your brains were like "It's big brain time"
I didn't even think of that.
Reddoons generated trash in MINECRAFT and tried to get more people donate to clean it in REALITY.
That's genius!
My favorite part was definitely the part where you somehow managed to completely talk over someone saying that you don't live there when you were saying that you did
8:14
According to google calculator this one double chest is worth 1834$ worth of trash, and according to google 1834 pounds is 831 kilograms, thats alot of trash!
Creating more trash than people can clean is honestly hella realistic lol
7:05 "range destroy cu"
i learned the enchantment table language like 2 years ago and the real name of it is simplified galactic
Yeah, but the thing is that it just says random things, not the actual enchantments
@@LaelGames7913 yea its from a list of random words and some of them are not even words
No it’s standard galactic alphabet
Bro, how is Pierce everywhere???? I love that guy.
you know it's a good day when Red uploads
Clown with the quote of the century 8:56 truly clown is a poet for the ages
Red wasn’t making a decision, he was simply playing the role of big corporations. All about the money and being a reprisentation of what team seas is against.
9:08 I Like that song
0:06 how tf did he sneak in a jojo reference so quickly (middler's theme from jjba heritage for the future)
Jjba is everywhere
@@Omar_ZX lol
Alternate Title: A drunk capitalist and his business partner exploit Minecraft for charity
We saving the ocean... By polluting it.
So you are scooby doo villains?
Asswag and Bluedoons are an amazing combo!
Ah yes, my favourite Minecraft TH-camrs, Ashlag and Doubloons.
"I guess one man can make a difference."
-Stan Lee
4:49 "Dear L**d ur mass producimg trash" caught me off guard 💀
Good job with not using the Lord’s name in vain🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@Creaczywhy does that matter if he's not even real
@@confusion8579 God is real
3:57 LMOA I LOVE THAT DMS DOOR
8:55 Clownpeirce: “do you ever want someone to rub your tummy?”
Never heard someone being so exited over dripstone making lava.
Its incredible because its the first time you can reliably duplicate lava sources. water is easy but lava is finite. (until now)
@@superspooky4580or you could go to nether and get pretty much infinite lava
@@superspooky4580but it does require more effort on collecting it
I love how clownpierce the most deadly person in life steal is an admin
Reddoons + ashwag = great content
Yes
Polluting in a videogame to save real world oceans. Crazy cool and yet, something I never thought would be said
Why are ash and red the best like an evil team of businessmen
I'm surprised how well this video aged. It's so much better with recent allegations xD
8:20 i noticed that its ashswags footage
Clowns "Dear God..." gets me every time
I saw this on ashswag's channel, and it was epic
"You know what? That checks out. Continue on." *disappears into the ocean; defeated*
At 7:49 I literally heard the background music and immediately recognized it. That music is from Super Mario Odyssey when the player is in the Forest Kingdom.
It's Wooded Kingdom - Steam Gardens
Ash and Reddons has an iq of 1000000 when doing stonks
reddoons would be the kind of guy to turn a charity event into not only an enviromentally lethal farm but also cause chaos and pvp
There’s three TH-camrs he sounds like
A:technoblade
B:kwite
C:moist critical
he does NOT sound like kwite
@ a little to me but you can have your own opinion❤️
@@BurgerCats_are_cool_beans aw thanks that was wholesome
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?"
Funniest thing is they can’t even stop them now because they’ve had ample opportunities and never tried they literally encouraged this
The kool-aid joke at 6:22 is genius, omg
Door at 5:55
@@recontothemax9876 door
Door
Start: 0:00
Wululu-w w -uup -buo u toto - 7:10
End: 9:12
I thoroughly enjoyed this video…good god, What a brilliant plan 👏🏻
Wow it’s that chief guy
Omg is the premium dark chocolate seller
Pierce: I think this is going to fail
Reddoons: LIKE HE// WE ARE
WAKE UP, BABE
NEW TH-cam ALOGORITHM-BLESSED MINECRAFT TH-camR JUST DROPPED
Next episode: *covers the sky with trash so it's REALLY dystopian and dark, then flexes trash infront of mr beast*
pretty genius ngl
tru
It might be just me but his laugh at 2:13 is soooo close to techno's
Thanks for the infinite lava source idea
I learned a important lesson today.
The key to a successful business is pollution
If someone spawned a wither, wouldn’t it break a bunch of the obsidian?
obsidian is blast proof, isnt it? and i think withers destroy stuff with explosions, so it wouldnt blow up
@@toytruffle Withers *can* destroy obsidian and crying obsidian, they are just a bit harder to break
So how are you gonna get soul soil when The Nether is disabled?
@@leymanvelasquez3570 viewers could donate to spawn a wither
"You're mass generating trash"
Jeff Bezos and Reddoons: *Y E S*
Well redoons was the last person I’d expect to get a semi ausptomated farm from but well hey if I need a lot of obsidian I will come back to this vid
felt i had to break into the tutorial industry a bit
clownpierce: your bad its gonna fail
reddoons: *what did you say to me?*
Watched both of you guys! Really great
When they were showing people their trash factory I'd just say to myself
"Welcome to their Dark Factory of Mass Production"
You only need two lava buckets to make an infinite source that restores instantly, so the dripstone was almost completely unneeded at the beginning.
Maybe a year old but that’s only true for water, you HAVE to use dripstone for Lava.
This reminds me of how Senator Armstrong said, “I’m using war as a business to end war as a business”
"more the pollution to the seas more money to teamseas" - Reddoons
Actively dumping trash and making people pay to offset YOUR emissions? Wow, this server really IS realistic!
2:12 sounds exactly like technoblade
@@ibreathpotates5558 rip
Clownpierce: this is gunna fail
Reddoons: you dare mess with me
Finally he uploaded
“How did you do this”
“We’re business man”
-Ashswag
His laugh is EXACTLY like technos
Exploiting every last bit of the Earth for money, a true business
Why does reddoons sound like technoblade😭 and same humor too