Being a Dumb Tourist in HARDCORE MINECRAFT
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ค. 2024
- HELLO GUYS! Today I am braving the TERRIFYING WORLD of Hardcore 'Craft. Surprisingly it wasn't actually that....... hard! To be fair I think I did have the game on normal difficulty, but I definitely didn't expect that I would be able to make it so far without dying.
Hope you guys enjoy! :D
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
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BIGUPS to my friend Cupbee for doing the subtitles :D / thecupbee
TECHNOSQUID NEVER DIES - บันเทิง
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Squiddo: dying
Also squiddo: 🎶ph1lza minecraft🎵
pog lol
Philza Minecraft the Creator of Minecraft 😩🙌
🎶is so brave, he's the bravest man I've ever met🎶
Ah yes my favorite song, PhilZa Minecraft
HIS NAME IS PHILZA MINECRAFT AND HE IS QUITE OLD
I see you are a person of culture, you say “mellOIn” too.
XD
So do I
I call the pumpkins pun kins
Me and my whole friend group pronounce it like
I'm happy I'm not the only one, now I just have to find someone who also says “Pampakin” instead of pumpkin.
“warped fungus? That’s such a cute baby name”
squiddo are you ok
hi
such a cute baby name
if i saw a baby named that, i'd play with the baby hor 2 hours
@@dogeking3071 for* sorry didn't notice
@@meeka3.071 it’s ok sorry for being rude about it
does glasses don’t let her see the pain of you having a pet and then dying in hardcore, that’s why she agreed to make this-
@ActedEnvy God this is dark
I had gay dogs with a little boy in hardcore and I died 👍💔:')
@@pnksilk6338 how the fuck did the dogs make that kid???
@@TheRealELDorko They crafted it obviously
It either dies or runs off, or you left the dog sitting and since it’s the goodest boy it stays sitting
Key moments:
0:44 "Im like dumb ways to die but minecraft-"
1:56 "o0uhm! Ph1Lza minecraft-"
2:05 "oO00ooouh ---- a shovel :D Perfect for grave-diggers"
*I swear this woman NEEDS to be on the Dream SMP she is amazing*
Oh yeah squdido
At this point, she deserves to be in the dream smp
Yeah, she even giggles adorably and screams for her life like Gogy, wheezes and says "oOoH bLaZeS" like Dream, is wholesome and innocent like BBH, loves her potatoes as much as Techno does, and loves her music discs as much as Tommy does.
It would be Flippin amazing.
@gabix 145 Techno Streams on TH-cam ( I think-
Being a dumb tourist on the DreamSMP!
Yes! If she ever got invited to the DreamSMP, I would be so HAPPY FOR HER!!
I would be suprised when squiddo joined hermitcraft
yosss
she’s going to be one of the expert builders- obviously
Please, someone needs to invite her to season 8
I wouldnt
um I think you spelled wouldn't wrong
I feel like there will eventually be a time where she becomes a dumb tourist in RL_Craft
Edit: Haha I predicted it!
Oh f*ck yes! We need more dumb tourist in RLCraft. I love seeing newbies in that game.>:3
YES
Hell yea
@@PinkSneaselGirl It happened! She's played RL_Craft!
@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame Speed, I am SPEED
I haven’t watched the full video but I know this will be good
Same
Same
Same
ofc theres a philza reference in minecraft he made the game after all
Finally, someone who appreciates Diorite and Acacia wood!
I do i do 🤪🤘
Yaaasssss iknowww diorite and acica
Don’t coment on pfps what if they change them to terrible things
wrong comment but i will leave it here
Fr I thought I was the only one lol
Squiddo makes a stone cutter to get polished diorite
Minecraft pros: YOU CAN MAKE A POLISHED DIORITE BY CRAFTING FOUR DIORITE
its more efficient
The cute childish noises she makes just makes this video more funny and wholesome 👌
"OOOOOOH WARPED FUNGUS, THATS A GREAT BABY NAME"
-A genius 2021
God her giggle is so FRICKIN ADORABLE
As a dumb tourist myself, I will also die instantly
Wise words
JeSuS I LoVe YoU TeLl GoD I SaId Hi
AYO JESUS THAT YOU-
Wow, so Jesus is a dumb turist. Cool.
4:30
Jesus that scream was so high pitched my dog died
I barely feel anything nowadays but your pure genuine enthusiasm for Minecraft brings me a small amount of joy
There's so much chaotic energy in this video, I love it.
Squiddo: 'sees a calf' Oh a MOOLING
'Then proceeds to try kill a cow'
"MeLONNS??"
I love the way you said that x3
4:37 pillager go like:
Adios
Squiddo: If we live up here we’ll have the high ground
Also Squiddo 10 seconds later: *goes back down the hill*
YES. LIVING ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. ON HARDCORE. AT THE FIRST TIME.
6:17 the giggle tho
She is literally the most wholesome TH-camr in have ever seen
5:25
squiddo: *mining the moss block*
me: YOU HAVE MY RESPECT.
the nether looks so good with shaders wtf-
What shaders did she use?
Everyone : diorite is ugly , no one like that block
squiddo : diorite will look so cool as my floor
PEOPLE DONT LIKE DIORITE???????? What is society
@@Squiddo smarter than you ;)
Wow this is outstanding, you have inspired me to animate and today I finally made my first manhunt animation. Thanks a lot
"Diorite could be a fun block"
words that have never been spoken until this day
6:12 lovely reaction and giggle
Sqiddo: why would anyone insult this house?
Grain: so you have chosen death
Grian*
@@RudestRuins_aka_TheNuclearNUKE It’s a joke because everyone calls him grain instead for grian
O-o
*im like Philza- the bravest MaN alive!*
Man?
Squiddo:why what could go wrong?
Me: *laughs in lightning-struck creeper*
1:03
“Melon?! , psss psss psss psss”
0:29 there's no philza reference, he just used it while he was making the game
Bruh
Dream stans: Dream is the only Minecrafter who wheezes like a tea kettle/dying dolphin
Squiddo: 2:49
0:56 oh that is nothing. Once when I was in a Minecraft world I saw a village with a pillage tower INSIDE of the village
I swear, if yiu don't get whitelisted to the dream smp asp ill riot-
Squiddo: **sees hardcore hearts** why did they put a philza reference in minecraft
Why did I laugh so hard at this
Her: people hate the acacia biome
Me and my sister: building a thousand things out of acacia and loving them
Same here. Acacia is my favorite plant-based wood in Minecraft (my actual favorite wood is crimson)
@@badpiggies988 yezzz
2:49 squiddo: HE HAS A SWOOOORD
Me: *ears bleeding*
Lol😂
“Perfect for grave diggers”
She like female tommy here's why:
1• she likes music discs
2• she likes Acacia biomes
3• she likes Cobblestone.
But she doesn't curse like a sailor and is clearly a grown woman- and she doesn't say the catchphrase "poggers". To me she's more of a female GeorgeNotFound tbh, since she:
- Fears for her life, often screaming or giggling nervously
- When she said oOh BlAaZe at the end she was, like Gogy, clearly trying to sound maniacal but instead sounded adorable
YES SHE POSTED
Edit: No one
The description: *TECHNOSQUIDDO NEVER DIES*
bruv i get SO HYPED when Squiddo uploads!
@@luznoceda5401 same
“They put a Philza refrence in Minecraft.”
They actually did. It’s a splash screen that says “Philza had a good run”
When all 145 views liked this video
*happy squiddo noises*
The amount of cuts, shaking of the screen and the moving captions just fuels my adhd and i love it
everyone: shaders
squiddo: snap chat filters
I love how squiddo is more excited and happy sounded like s little kid on Christmas- *Squiddo: High pitch mode* And more high pitched too! 10/10 quality content.
Thanks Squiddo for nostalgia in 3:07
It's fun to see the references to himself Philza Minecraft put in the game
6:05
"miNEcRaffTtt"
"I don't think there's a fortress around here"
Not even a second later
*Sees a fortress*
the best parts about this video (to me specifically) are the dont mine at night ted talk and the Stampys Lovely World reference (my god i loved watching that as a lil kid)
I 👏 LOVE 👏 YOUR 👏 EDITING 👏 SKILLZ 👏
:0 squidDO DOSENT DIEE LETS GO-
2:04 oouuhhhhh...
ShOvEl
Tip for HardCore: Since zombies can open doors you place the doors sideways and open it so it looks like a normal front facing door. That way the zombies when the door is front facing they think the door is already open because of their code and the fact that the “closed door” is the door facing sideways.
"According to youtube statistics-"
Everyones first until they refresh :>
But- ;-; I refreshed and I was first by 3 seconds to the other person ;-; d a y u m
ye
everyones made an original comment until they refresh
@@itsazzy1703 lol
Bruh, all I gotta say is that Squiddo sounded so fweakin cute when she started listening to the disk, lol
5:59
this proves that you don't have to be amazing at a game to be extremely entertaining. I love this so much you can't even imagine.
Why is there a -1 Disklike, wth and great vid
Idk why but as soon as I saw this video i started singing the halo theme song
Hardcore players: *finds supplies as fast as possible*
Squiddo: DECORATION NOW, SURVIVAL LATER >:(
Not me being addicted to the "bring a dumb tourist" series
Squiddo it’s 4 am
finally..... i found my favorite youtuber....
-no toxic
-no screaming
-funny
-play minecraft
AND ALSO FUNNY
I like how when she saw the pillager despawn she *still* got shook.
I love her energy ngl xD
why do you upload when I’m gonna sleep ;w;
Everyone's first until they refresh is a really original comment
I find it funny that some day this might be said to the original commenter
my fave part when she animated the golden apple but she cares about the shovel than the MOST IMPORTANT golden apple XD
Squiddo in a village: doesnt like a house
Squiddo in lava:singing
Im not first im not last but when i see squiddos vid i click fast
#underrated
This is pure poetry.
8:18 face animation reveal😄
Squiddo: stealing is bad!
Also Squiddo: -steals bell-
Name of the series: "being a dumb tourist"
Squiddo in the video: this is big brain time
Huh lucky you you didnt die in one min *weird* and the real first watch the video
dude, your so cool that your dislike counter is NEGATIVE
Can we appreciate how he said"sheep~ VILLAGE!!! OMG!!!"
I love the 2 villagers looking at eachother in the intro
well youtube, idk about that -1 dislikes, but... REMEMBER TO HIT THE BELL FOR BEATS BY DRE AND POG COWS AND E and of course, Fernidand the Chicken.
who are you who are so wise in the ways of squiddo lore
@@luznoceda5401 my secret remains unknown; but the enjoyment of Squiddo must be shared...
youtube: -1 dislikes
“moo village”
Cow:
“M O O”
The Savanna Biome is one of my favorites. The wood is Orange.
The beds are Orange.
This a great Biome.
612 likes and - 1 disslike.... Normal
Can this comment get a heart? :D
4:35 For some reason, I'm now imagining the pillagers casually dancing in a conga line while shooting Squiddo... XD
Sqiddo: oh blazeee where are u
Blaze: u dare oppose me mortal
Squiddo:Burning
Also squiddo:🎶 Philza Minecraft 🎶
I like the whole "Being a dumb tourist in _____" series
"Surprised they added a Philza refrence to minecraft"
did you forget Philza MADE Minecraft?
TIP:Use shield to creeper explosions
TIP:The axe deals more damage than the sword
YEAHHH! MY FAVORITE TOURIST
ur really funny and positive keep it up squiddo!
You always make my day and make me happy in quarantine hope you make more hardcore minecraft series
I absolutely love your content! Thanks for making these!!
“Ah, a mooling!” Lol I liked that