Netflix Reacts to Disney Plus

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  • @adoribubble9110
    @adoribubble9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    Davis has outdone himself. I think this is his best acting yet like holy shit

    • @ykl1277
      @ykl1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Who said it is acting?

    • @adoribubble9110
      @adoribubble9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ykl1277 oh dang

    • @WasimRadwi
      @WasimRadwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which one is davis

    • @WasimRadwi
      @WasimRadwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nvm

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @yearoldnut4797
    @yearoldnut4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    FOX: **wants to sell the X-men**
    Disney: * “Nah, I’ll just buy your company” *

  • @anshul19
    @anshul19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3711

    Disney: we are inevitable.
    everyone: pirates, assemble!

    • @725richyrich
      @725richyrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao

    • @cilonrs
      @cilonrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      2030: Disney buy Pirate Bay

    • @zubairskazi
      @zubairskazi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this is the best comment ever.

    • @TamsinV
      @TamsinV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Disney Plus already has over ten million subscribers and it's barely started - it hasn't even become available in most countries, and the Marvel shows aren't there yet. I don't think pirates are hurting it. XD

    • @StevenVillman
      @StevenVillman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@p.legacy Well, at least ones that don't get a physical media release... 🏴‍☠️

  • @TheXMan
    @TheXMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    As Scott said, “Disney owns 29% of the world, and the other 71% is water.”

    • @m.b.portnoy2350
      @m.b.portnoy2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      best line i have ever seen in TH-cam comments. *Thumbs up*

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@m.b.portnoy2350 aww, thanks dude!

    • @safaashkan8369
      @safaashkan8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So the rest is owned by Nestle?

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@safaashkan8369 probably.

    • @Kosmoak
      @Kosmoak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How does this comment not have a billion likes?

  • @rohanann4914
    @rohanann4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I love the small details like how when Disney swears it bleeps, but when Netflix swears it doesn’t

  • @simp-slayer
    @simp-slayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    "Everything the light touches is our kingdom" -Disney

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dead☠☠☠☠☠☠

    • @exoticbutters3729
      @exoticbutters3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "whats that shadowy place over there?"
      "thats Stan. you must never go there."

    • @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@exoticbutters3729 though aren't there a lot of Disney things on Stan?

    • @exoticbutters3729
      @exoticbutters3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle I think that Stan no longer has rights to those things so they're getting removed from there. Its already happened where I live so it probably won't be long before its happened everywhere else.

    • @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exoticbutters3729 thank you for letting me know obviously I don't go on Stan a lot though you might be right about them slowly taking their content off Stan because I went on there recently and I think they had less Disney stuff on there than they did the last time I went on there which was after the Disney+ release and before I wrote my original comment

  • @legionarmy1
    @legionarmy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    People in 2019: oh sweet Disney has a streaming service.
    People in 2029: all hail the mouse

    • @mistermomo2904
      @mistermomo2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lord Revan I’ll take the mouse over Trump anyday
      *jk it’s a joke, I wouldn’t choose an animated character over Trump. I kinda like him; he’s funny

    • @joshuahecht6866
      @joshuahecht6866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lord Revan
      It’s Going to be Big Brother of 1984
      Only this time It is 35 years later

    • @minsqi
      @minsqi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bold of you to assume we’ll make it to 2029

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Filippa I was being optimistic

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      People in 2039: Oh no, get that black patch on my mind! Where were the cats?

  • @sanjit_a
    @sanjit_a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Disney to every company: Hear me and rejoice! You are now all children of Disney. We are inevitable.

    • @JamesDHalliday
      @JamesDHalliday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bow down to Disney!!

    • @timothygodwin7575
      @timothygodwin7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are about to die at the hands of the children of Disney.
      Those children’s names are marvel, Fox, & lucas film.

    • @sanjit_a
      @sanjit_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timothygodwin7575 don't forget pixar

    • @thedeep9718
      @thedeep9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Correction - Disney to every company: Hear me and rejoice! You are now all children of Mickey mouse. We are inevitable.

    • @cow5106
      @cow5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand that reference

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    I actually believe Mr. Richards when he says it isn't personal.

    • @nolanhewitt2563
      @nolanhewitt2563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It's just good business

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nolanhewitt2563 beat me to ti.

    • @anshukun
      @anshukun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chutiya

    • @crimsonstripes
      @crimsonstripes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like Trump saying he's not racist. He isn't, he doesn't care about someones skin color or where they're from, just if they're harming the people of the US or not.

    • @Ironicuss
      @Ironicuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kaleb Roland of course Trump is racist.

  • @Christakay2012
    @Christakay2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    Netflix: "But you don't own Batman...?"
    Disney: "Not yet."
    Lol! Too real!

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Batman is WB and WB and Disney are enemy's

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@langbo9999 Fox and Disney didn't get along too well in the 90s but look now. I can see something happening with Warner and Disney.

    • @CK-ld7yv
      @CK-ld7yv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thankfully AT&T acquired Time Warner, Disney definitely won't be getting their grubby little hands on DC

    • @deltarunner7241
      @deltarunner7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And Joker is about to hit 1 billion dollars

    • @cameronbaker97
      @cameronbaker97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Disney will eventually own all of DC.

  • @brycejohnson9627
    @brycejohnson9627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2560

    “Quality is irrelevant to me”
    -Disney 2019

    • @fancydragon2160
      @fancydragon2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      As evidenced by this year's 2 Live Action Remakes.
      ...Oh, and the Lion King too.

    • @futavadumnezo
      @futavadumnezo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because people watch their movies and buy their shit.

    • @alijafar2963
      @alijafar2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      did anyone forget about Mickey mouse! shorts from 2013 to now. those are good.

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have not seen one live action remake in theaters so far and I have no intention watching one, someone needs to teach Disney they can’t just do whatever they want to

    • @itsfry6841
      @itsfry6841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can see that by all of Disney’s straight to dvd sequels

  • @dappersnakeproductions
    @dappersnakeproductions ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I'll run this company at a loss for years just to take you out"
    Me, after hearing about the Writers' Strike and State of Disney: You brought this on yourself, Richards...

    • @Jarod-te2bi
      @Jarod-te2bi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought Thai as well 😊.

  • @isaiahvine9956
    @isaiahvine9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    “You don’t own Batman”
    “Not yet”

    • @applefanchannelpromax5178
      @applefanchannelpromax5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Zae Van
      That part crack me up 🤣
      Cause I’m a huge Batman fan

    • @Irock2412
      @Irock2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly, they couldn’t do worse than what’s happening with JL so..... 🤷‍♂️

    • @xehanort3623
      @xehanort3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That part scare me cause it possible

    • @TodaysArtClass
      @TodaysArtClass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then they'll do a Marvel vs DC movie which will earn more than their End Game.

    • @jamesbombss5777
      @jamesbombss5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s so scary. Disney will pussify the DCEU

  • @lowstringer3138
    @lowstringer3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    “But you don’t own Batman” Disney: “not yet...”

    • @devilghostface8798
      @devilghostface8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Warner is close to selling off dc comics . Who do you think will buy that

    • @althoughjay8136
      @althoughjay8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lowstringer DISNEY PLEASE DONT TAKE DC

    • @mr.walkdown7019
      @mr.walkdown7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lowstringer honestly Disney has more chances of sticking around 50 years from now more than any streaming app, so I kinda do believe the dc universe will be there’s in the future

    • @blunder1715
      @blunder1715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its treason then

    • @Kelly99844
      @Kelly99844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      logan Logan where did you hear that? That’s not true lol

  • @sabretoothMajs
    @sabretoothMajs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8580

    Disney: "Anything that you can do, we can do better."
    Netflix:
    Netflix: "Netflix now offers porn!"

    • @brianslickis1879
      @brianslickis1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@hoof31 actually owned by canadians, company called mindgeek. makes sense, what else ya gonna do in canada?

    • @MRedwood82
      @MRedwood82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      "But Disney doesn't own PornHub!"
      " ...Not yet."

    • @seriousreview8371
      @seriousreview8371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@brianslickis1879 woosh

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Disney in retaliation buys Pornhub and rebrands it as "Disneyhub"

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@barbiquearea and then all the kids clicking on "Disneyhub" thinking it would be Disney related, but what actually they see is hentai porn videos of their favourite childhood anime and cartoon characters fooking each other. 😆😲

  • @ayunkhan2395
    @ayunkhan2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Me: *laughs*
    Disney executive: *breaks the fourth wall* "You think this is a joke, dont you?"
    Me: *sweats uncontrollably*

  • @DethInvictus
    @DethInvictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    I NEVER laugh at these Disney Warp Zone episodes. I find them terrifyingly accurate.

    • @darthdarth4297
      @darthdarth4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dude this is horrifying

    • @negativezero371
      @negativezero371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ari Sorokin well, welcome to the real world it’s a scary world out there

    • @darthdarth4297
      @darthdarth4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BitSykwalker I’ve been hating Disney for years. We need anti trust hearings just like for Facebook,

    • @MCDXVIL
      @MCDXVIL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It really is

    • @Kierannolan93
      @Kierannolan93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @mikaylacooney
    @mikaylacooney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    My mom was discouraged not to try to get a job at Disney because her parents thought Disney would go bankrupt in a decade

    • @tinydough8746
      @tinydough8746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheBrandMaster5050 It was the parents that discouraged her to not get a job at Disney. You want her to shoot her parents?

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheBrandMaster5050 well that’s messed up

    • @abrahamcontreras8084
      @abrahamcontreras8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mikayla Cooney *press like to doubt*

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Disney....bankrupt?
      *laughs uncontrollably*

    • @anonymous5401
      @anonymous5401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheBrandMaster can you even read?

  • @Red-wj4id
    @Red-wj4id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "You think this is a joke, don't you?" Not even for a second.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Even with the legal stuff with Disney becoming a monopoly this is no joke and is scary how real this could become

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shanedaley6236 This is not how monopolies work.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pharma-companies legally own 80% of your genes. A handfull of corporations are responsible for 60% of the worlds emissions. Amazon is now allowed to let your Alexa spy on you in your home without having to disclose that and selling recordings to everyone from marketing companies, to the government, to political campaigns so they can figure out how to best control you. Big Data is putting more and more effort into establishing data collection everywhere around you, even to the point of working towards pre-crime algorithms that would allow the government to convict you just for being likely to commit a crime, all in the name of security. And it doesn't seem like anybody cares enough to stop this.
      Why people choose to pick out Disney as the biggest corporate devil, just because they are big and successfull, is absolutely beyond me. It's a distraction from the terrible shit that is really going on. It's just a different way of being a sheep.
      So, yes. This is a joke!

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Drace90 most of that is rarely called out and not known by many people what Disney owns is so that's why there called out and made fun of because they control so much when they didn't before

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Drace90
      I mean they are not the only evil sure but their practice being common does nothing to lessen it's severity

  • @ShaneMurphyHendrickson
    @ShaneMurphyHendrickson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It’s ironic because Disney has just confirmed that Daredevil, Defenders, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Punisher are coming to Disney+ in March 16, 2022.

  • @chrisjohnson1614
    @chrisjohnson1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Netflix: u took everything from me
    Disney: I don't even know who you are

  • @demonflame1993
    @demonflame1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    Disney: “ prepare to be assimilated. resistance is futile”

  • @jeremiah2987
    @jeremiah2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    “Watching your DisneyTube on your Mickypad pro 6” I can’t

  • @JonRobTom
    @JonRobTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Competition drives innovation."
    Disney: "Not anymore."

  • @brianhampton923
    @brianhampton923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “There’s only one person on Earth too busy for Star Wars, and even that motherf*cker is making a Star Wars” probably the best line of the video.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chief, I can agree but let’s come to this: Disney ain’t buyin halo

    • @thenintendogamer1542
      @thenintendogamer1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😆

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MasterHall117 Yup, 'cause Halo is a Microsoft IP and Microsoft is much bigger than Disney.

    • @illegalalien6542
      @illegalalien6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterHall117 Yet

  • @richardmorris4619
    @richardmorris4619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Anyone who thinks the “Government will step in to stop Disney” forgets how Disney lobbied to extend the Public Domain laws and how they already own WAY more than they should already.

    • @kamengamer5372
      @kamengamer5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But there are laws that prevent monopolies

    • @ALV694
      @ALV694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kamengamer5372 hahahahaha funny, tell that to Ajit pai.

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@kamengamer5372 disney: thats cute. You think the laws apply to us

    • @kamengamer5372
      @kamengamer5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Azure-Flame-Bee yes since your on American soil as long as your here you along with everyone else will be monitored and if they are doing a monopoly then they will be handled by the us government

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kamengamer5372 thats cute, you think big corperations can't bend the governments to their will

  • @vxaooo7887
    @vxaooo7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    Netflix: "You...don't own batman..."
    Disney: " not *yet* "

    • @beastboy3790
      @beastboy3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      69

    • @beastboy3790
      @beastboy3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      420

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In 203something Batman will enter public domain. Nothing will stop Disney from making Batman movies, shows, or including Batman in the MCU.

    • @hanlanz1
      @hanlanz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alextrill5829 Book, I don't want family friendly Batman suitable for young audiences.

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i knida hope they get it soon batman is becoming worse with every movie

  • @angryzorro6630
    @angryzorro6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:50 Best ending right as he clapped an ad for Disney plus started playing its already happening

  • @antospin4004
    @antospin4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    This actually scared the shit out of me.

    • @crowongrass4630
      @crowongrass4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok boomer

    • @antospin4004
      @antospin4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@crowongrass4630 Ohh how lovely is your age, I still have wonderful memories of when Disney was just an old man who was good at drawing and had great fantasy...

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sandric Bendiksen thanks sandric

    • @jondon8941
      @jondon8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crowongrass4630 ok crybaby millennial

    • @PizzaBear20
      @PizzaBear20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @rezier386
    @rezier386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Yo this guy is more terrifying than any other villain I've seen in a while...

  • @martalis7452
    @martalis7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    I feel like Disney and Google are playing the same game from two different sides

    • @Spectarium
      @Spectarium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *Disney buys google* now we own movies and the internet

    • @alejandraobregon6431
      @alejandraobregon6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spectarium lmao

    • @theconstantcommenter683
      @theconstantcommenter683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Slowly they gather up a army to collect the 6 infinity streaming sights and destroy the other one

    • @strakadrozd56
      @strakadrozd56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just like clone wars

    • @ebirds6760
      @ebirds6760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We'll have to see who buys who

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    That fourth wall break was actually terrifying.

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    When the video said paid promotion i thought disney had bought warp zone too 😂😂

    • @oresti9271
      @oresti9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What If they already bought them 😨

    • @dyteriaswinson8370
      @dyteriaswinson8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God no I hope not

    • @hamzaghazi
      @hamzaghazi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are owned be GMM

    • @sampower1126
      @sampower1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Georgie Mac i wouldn’t be surprised

    • @georgiemac1784
      @georgiemac1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamzaghazi no warp zone own themselves

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Anything: *exists*
    Disney: Bippity Boppity that is now my property

    • @ur_favorite_ravioli_769
      @ur_favorite_ravioli_769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property

    • @jacksonnightmareluner
      @jacksonnightmareluner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Disney cant ever grab bttf because the owners said no to anyone trying to own it

    • @NarutoUzumaki-yf3mo
      @NarutoUzumaki-yf3mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna be Disney property tho

    • @pingu_lover1235
      @pingu_lover1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @slay scar112 edds world

    • @wysp272
      @wysp272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jackson nightmare luner what’s bttf

  • @13wilsonh
    @13wilsonh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    It's like the Terminator with Skynet, but Disney is the new Skynet

    • @shinjojin
      @shinjojin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's quite scary with how accurate that is.

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shinjojin Is not scary at all

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny, because I thought the new SkyNet is actually the old SkyNet. AKA Big Data. Are you aware that Amazon is now legally allowed to let Alexa spy at you inside your homes without having to disclose that? And that Amazon, Google, Facebook and co make their money by selling your personal data to whoever, including marketing companies, the government and even fascist movements in order to find out how to best manipulate you?
      But yeah. Disney+. So evil. Keep focusing on that instead.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eh. This is just standard cyberpunk dystopia corporate states...
      When the corporations become large enough, they become fiefdoms and basically become world powers unto themselves.
      It's scary just how eerily similar our current situation is to the cyberpunk stories of the early 80's...
      Give it a few decades to develop more cybernetics and better VR and you'd pretty much have your average cyberpunk setting made real to a disturbing extent.
      Just wait for the corporate serfdom to start... =__=
      I'm sorry. You belong to the Google Imperium. You cannot interact with someone from the Amazon alliance...

    • @tigboi
      @tigboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hayley Wilson Disney is Thanos

  • @PastryArgenti
    @PastryArgenti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Me in the outside:*Laughing*
    Me inside:*Knowing that Disney will own everything one day*

  • @rgyhtoip1047
    @rgyhtoip1047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “I literally don’t see people. I see potential revenue streams.”

    • @jondon8941
      @jondon8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      disney speaks my language

    • @1JayAkki
      @1JayAkki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quote of the day

    • @dad251
      @dad251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard it while I read it

  • @Hero-up8hv
    @Hero-up8hv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I love the fact that netflix is just a guy in a red shirt.

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh? Why's that? *innocent smile*

    • @grayson5508
      @grayson5508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it has a stickers

    • @kyledavies475
      @kyledavies475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I asked him what isle the toilet paper was in!

  • @kristoferhutter3873
    @kristoferhutter3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    I want to laugh. But satire is only funny when it's exaggerated.

    • @colingznetwork781
      @colingznetwork781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Batlock 12 i didn’t know disney was this evil

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@colingznetwork781 a great PR team can do that

    • @MylesC1234
      @MylesC1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Who says this is satire

    • @anthonykerr3509
      @anthonykerr3509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is why we have anti trust laws.

    • @hansolav5924
      @hansolav5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @SSJaye which is why the language of law needs to be simplified to absolute terms. no loopholes when every line of law is absolute.

  • @michaelwhite7378
    @michaelwhite7378 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “We have the money & the patience to out last you for years. I’ll run this company for a loss for years to take you out…”
    *Well this aged well…* 😂

    • @ColeAnaskipy
      @ColeAnaskipy ปีที่แล้ว

      Echo Disney Plus rewrites and delays amid Ezra Miller MMIW Skin Walking controversy #Durangocide

  • @maximzaporojan6966
    @maximzaporojan6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "The movie theaters are only going to last 10 years tops"
    Coronavirus: make that one year

    • @879SCSP
      @879SCSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HBO Max: make that one month

    • @StrangerBlocks
      @StrangerBlocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@879SCSP lmao😂😂

    • @theSonicguy001
      @theSonicguy001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@879SCSP literally every streaming service: ‘make it a day’

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theSonicguy001 disney+,hbomax and netflix:make it 18 hours

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ProjektTaku Godzilla v Kong: hold our box office money

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    "There's only one person on earth too busy for Star Wars (Kevin Feige), AND EVEN THAT MOTHERF***ER IS MAKING A STAR WARS!!!"
    Best line

  • @akhilchauhan9417
    @akhilchauhan9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Netflix: You don't have Batman
    Disney: Not yet
    Bob Iger: Note that down

  • @ahmedayub1989
    @ahmedayub1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Dick: " think back to this moment when you had the .. illusion of choice"
    Disney + add pops up
    Me : "I'm scared"

  • @basanegamede861
    @basanegamede861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    I feel like at this point disney is trying to take over the world

    • @FlintG
      @FlintG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      basane gamede They pretty much already have ar thia point lol

    • @flewis02
      @flewis02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The media world 🌎....ZA WARUDO

    • @damg91195
      @damg91195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let them.

    • @basanegamede861
      @basanegamede861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FlintG 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheFalseHuman
      @TheFalseHuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They're too small to, think Google

  • @bhavyadua2399
    @bhavyadua2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    This is scarier than every horror movie ever made

    • @bhavyadua2399
      @bhavyadua2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro everyone has their own choises in being scared, chill

    • @Platschu
      @Platschu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When he breaks the 4th wall then it is mega creepy.

    • @ryanbarker5217
      @ryanbarker5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bhavyadua2399 how is he not being chill?

    • @JacobPlatinum
      @JacobPlatinum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ned netflix, Amazon Amy, TH-cam yokkel and twitch tim in Digsaw (Disney+Jigsaw)

    • @justinrobertson5516
      @justinrobertson5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell he ain’t lying. That much money and power? How is this not breaking antitrust laws

  • @thecabbageman1
    @thecabbageman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "Quality is irrelevant to me"
    The most Disney quote you could put in

    • @R4K1B-
      @R4K1B- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But it's crazy the quality they have tough

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tv Maniac wtf??? If they haven’t quality, they wouldn’t have the biggest box offices!!!

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Webber-sr3xk You can put half-assed live-action adaptions that lack even half the heart of the originals and still bank on the nostalgia of millions who will keep coming back without hesitation.

    • @BLUEBEATLE001
      @BLUEBEATLE001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Webber-sr3xk what to your grammar bro.

    • @GoncaloPT-jb2ow
      @GoncaloPT-jb2ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except marvel

  • @27Guyver
    @27Guyver ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They need to redo this as they are both going down the rabbit hole

  • @hhlaxbro
    @hhlaxbro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I like how this their way of voicing their opinions on the happenings of the entertainment business as well as being funny

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know what I'm scared of when it comes to the entertainment industry? That Illumination now uses algorithms to write their kids movies, because they figured out how to highjack their brains. That the TH-cam algorithm is not only abusing creators for all their worth, but also intentionally benefitting these disturbing kids videos, also with the intent of highjacking kids brains for clicks. That Hollywood is apperantly full sexual abusers who have spent decades using their money and privilige in order to get away with everything and silencing their victims, one of them even having become President of the United States.
      But yeah... Disney+. Scary.

  • @thecreepycavelilac
    @thecreepycavelilac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Me:“Ha jokes on you Disney+ I read books-“
    Disney+: Starts releasing books

    • @blueshard4632
      @blueshard4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not Disney+ but Disney does already release books. Have for a long time now

    • @luckdragongirl
      @luckdragongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disney has their own publishing companies. I read a lot of books too and have read a few of theirs. They have some good authors commissioned to do books based on their characters.

    • @thecreepycavelilac
      @thecreepycavelilac 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue Shard Oh, I kinda didn’t really know, thanks.

    • @luckdragongirl
      @luckdragongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R. Alisha No. I'm currently reading The Phantom of the Opera, the Muppets Meet the Classics version. Very odd since they're in the 1800s, but there is TH-cam and jet skis. And the phantom (Uncle Deadly) mentions in a letter that he's looking forward to the day when you can record your voice. So, if TH-cam exists, you can record your voice. It's still pretty entertaining. And some parts are clever. Instead of the Angel of Music, Piggy's (Christine) father (Rowlf) refers to the Koozebanian of Music. It's not a Disney publishing company, it's Penguin. I don't have a Disney book on deck for a while. I've got a few of the Twisted Tales books to read though. I've read the Beast one.

    • @luckdragongirl
      @luckdragongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R. Alisha The Beast one was okay. It seemed like it didn't really get a resolved ending and could have a sequel. But, as far as I know, they don't have a sequel planned. As for reading, best advice is just to set aside time to read each day and take a book with you places. Like, if you go to the doctor, bring a book instead of looking at things on your phone. Studies have shown that it takes a lot of concentration to read a book and that things like computers and phones have us used to switching quickly between tasks, so it becomes harder to read unless you get into the habit of reading.

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Netflix: "...But at this rate you're gonna own everything in the world!!"
    Disney: This is the way!

    • @greenbananas1240
      @greenbananas1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      occ77 I have spoken

    • @Bunkerwulf44
      @Bunkerwulf44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “*baby Yoda noises*”

    • @ductiledart3690
      @ductiledart3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone:THIS IS THE WAY!

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Disney is the Empire
      Sony, WB, universal, formally Fox (recently turned) are the rebel alliance

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually Anime, they will never own that

  • @ndjoker34
    @ndjoker34 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Quality is irrelevant to me." That line aged like fine wine. 😅

  • @stormwolf4989
    @stormwolf4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Hey Batman, catch" - lost it there.

    • @Kelly99844
      @Kelly99844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that Batman is just strolling around Disney headquarters 😂

    • @darksydelycan85
      @darksydelycan85 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kelly99844 that had me crying 😂

  • @alexohara4445
    @alexohara4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “Watching Disney Tube on your Mickey Pad Pro Six” XD

    • @ChaoSasuke
      @ChaoSasuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Swear was looking hard for this comment!!! Dude i lost it!!! XD!!

    • @alexohara4445
      @alexohara4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nuragna theBloodedge best part of the whole video xD

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      partner with Google, they be unstoppalbe

    • @pee7754
      @pee7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I started dying😂😂😂

  • @MrSam2497
    @MrSam2497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "with only three circles i dominate the planet" -Walt Disney

  • @agustinfranco0
    @agustinfranco0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:08 considering the snap, he should have said "i know a guy with a great glove, he can make this whole thing disappear just like that"

  • @The1TheyCallFoo313
    @The1TheyCallFoo313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    This is funny but a little scary too. Disney seems to own damn near everything. Movie theaters and cable will more than likely be obsolete in the future as well, this is more on nose then many people may realize.

    • @thepieman69
      @thepieman69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The1theycall Foo bruh Disney will get smited if they have a monopoly don’t worry

    • @camoesaoyza9041
      @camoesaoyza9041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude disney will dominate the industry.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The1theycall Foo Plus they’ve owned Hulu for a while now, they had a steaming service

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theaters and cable (TV as it is known, in general) will be obsolete, Disney+ or not. They are relics of the past.

    • @thepieman69
      @thepieman69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      camoes aoyza legally they can’t own everything that’s how capitalism works

  • @JustJimmyNYC
    @JustJimmyNYC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Mr. Richards who did Mickey kill? Mr Richards...

    • @lannyplaysgames8867
      @lannyplaysgames8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Saintprick it was you turn around

    • @mrhoapro1
      @mrhoapro1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      according to Filthy Frank, Goofy killed someone

    • @charliecartwright491
      @charliecartwright491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Epstein...

    • @steampunksloth0059
      @steampunksloth0059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hòa Nguyễn Goffy killed a bunch of elementary school kids

    • @murtamp9828
      @murtamp9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #disneyisdead #killthemouse

  • @austena8696
    @austena8696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That little: "Ha, ha, ha, nice." From Batman just made my day

    • @Danbo22987
      @Danbo22987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dolphin it’s funny because Batman’s already rich

  • @ll-cy3yp
    @ll-cy3yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It’s hard for me to not think that Disney has run out of ideas because the’re buying all these companies so Disney doesn’t die out

  • @n.593
    @n.593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Disney: Trying to crush Netflix
    Netflix: Trying to make a comeback by teaming up with Nickelodeon
    Me who has both services: *Intense popcorn eating*

    • @echogamer1871
      @echogamer1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MegaCoin yeah pretty much I’m just gonna take a seat with ya

    • @monitroy9821
      @monitroy9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scooch over and make some room for me.

    • @jadenross3994
      @jadenross3994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What up guys🍿😳🥤

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Me in 2020: Disney's powerful, but they're not going to take over the world
    Me in 2100: **watching Disney TH-cam Plus on my DisneyPhone in Mickeyopthia**

    • @aclamp79
      @aclamp79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh this is a copy paste of another comment dude-

    • @Spectarium
      @Spectarium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would be 103 in 2100 so I may still be alive

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mohammed Ali the g I'll be 109 years old by then I'm 9 right now

    • @foahgl
      @foahgl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mohammed Ali the g remember he is 9 years old...

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mohammed Ali the g I hate math

  • @thabanglekgetho4734
    @thabanglekgetho4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    No, sir. I don't think this is a joke. This is very serious.

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me:
      Disney retards: I love this....
      Me: i want to kill myself

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stalking.eclipse what?

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Webber-sr3xk huh?

  • @idksomerandomguyontheinter2875
    @idksomerandomguyontheinter2875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The only problem with that is avatar the last airbender, everyone loves that

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too bad that the cartoon creators left. :P

  • @GomerCranjis
    @GomerCranjis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Disney+ “Exists”
    Netflix: (chuckles) I’m in danger

    • @FlintG
      @FlintG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Evil Spider-Man Yup lol I have no reason to use netflix.

    • @GomerCranjis
      @GomerCranjis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AlphaMax Well for Stranger Things of course
      And I don’t hate Netflix.

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like “(sobbing heavily) I’m in danger”

    • @filmnationstudios389
      @filmnationstudios389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AlphaMax Netflix has everything else that Disney can’t have. Disney Plus is kind of a failure

    • @twintin_346
      @twintin_346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr_Mimestamp i dont think you understand

  • @victorhalliwell2750
    @victorhalliwell2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    When asked who is the most powerful avenger, people say Wanda or Strange or Thor, or Captain Marvel. But they are all wrong.
    It's Mickey. His cheese touch knows no bounds.

    • @shuvospeaking3250
      @shuvospeaking3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And he rescued Ant-man from quantum realm in Endgame. Let's not forget that.

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shuvospeaking3250 🤣

    • @epicc1o1official
      @epicc1o1official 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thor

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgot- do I own you?

    • @captainobvious1415
      @captainobvious1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, I’d like to see Jim Carey’s Mask go up against Thanos.

  • @IronSpiderman2099
    @IronSpiderman2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Im scared, Davis took this to a whole nother level

    • @zach3861
      @zach3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grammar check: I'm* and a forgotten period.
      Grammar Man Away!!! (Visualize grammar man flying away, please).

    • @salempistorius7395
      @salempistorius7395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, nother isn't a word. It should be "another whole level"

    • @bengodard6889
      @bengodard6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mira Pistorius no it should be a whole other level

  • @inkedvader813
    @inkedvader813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo it's crazy how accurate this is 2 yrs later

  • @sephence
    @sephence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Disney+: I am inevitable
    Nickelodeon teaming up with Netflix: *Emo Peter dance*

    • @robocookie6328
      @robocookie6328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seph + CARTOON NETWORK

    • @Kill3rrockstar
      @Kill3rrockstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robocookie6328 cartoon network is teaming up with hbo max since warner owns both they are even bringing back adventure time

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney:....Now.
      Nick: *Difuses Netflex, then A Big Pair of Mouse Ears come out of my Head and i Whirl on Net, and Hold Craig the Snake at Him*
      Net: Nick...?
      Net: Ah-Ha-ha-ha-ha....
      Disney: Goooooood. Now Net, You UNDERSTAND what Must be Done, Dont you.
      Net:....*gulp*

    • @crb6603
      @crb6603 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Palmer so is it coming to Netflix or no?

    • @Kill3rrockstar
      @Kill3rrockstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crb6603 no its gonna be on the new streaming service hbo max

  • @4xJojo
    @4xJojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Disney+: *_releases_*
    Netflix: *_finally teams up with Nickelodeon in a last minute attempt_*
    Also Netflix: *_finally starts to buy all the available seasons for their TV shows that they stream_*
    Edit: Netflix is going to lose this war smh 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This is great. Nickelodeon will make original films and series for Netflix.
      And did you hear that Squidward is getting his own spin-off.

    • @BlazeDupree1525
      @BlazeDupree1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      So thats why i found Victorious on Netflix

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@nickgadson266 At the behest of the now dead creator who specifically told them not to make spin offs of SpongeBob SquarePants stuff.

    • @bluewolf37777
      @bluewolf37777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aingeal Jackson I’m so glad i can now rewatch that series again. It’s so funny even now.

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janiz Makudomaru Not much has been confirmed yet. But I think he might be one of the best options to focus on. He’s relatable to almost any adult, has his own sense of humor, and is entertaining to watch.

  • @thematrix1101
    @thematrix1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Two days later: The Warp Zone is bought by Disney and is now on Disney plus

  • @christopherrojas4386
    @christopherrojas4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Quality is irrelevant to me."
    Dick Richards-2019

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Well that was unsettling

  • @raheelkhan6585
    @raheelkhan6585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    2019: Disney makes its own streaming server
    2040: Disney makes a country

    • @ManimalMoose
      @ManimalMoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *buys.
      They will buy America

    • @Ds2211-x9e
      @Ds2211-x9e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like 2025 Disney makes its own country

    • @tysonferris1437
      @tysonferris1437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I weirdly actually want this

    • @calvine295
      @calvine295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2100: Disney owns the world.

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@calvine295 Year 10,000: Disney conquers the Observable Universe

  • @pradipsinhrana7319
    @pradipsinhrana7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "There's only one person on this planet too busy for Star Wars. Kevin Feige, and even that motherf***** is doing a Star Wars movie"

  • @quentinhiller8831
    @quentinhiller8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Honestly though, the Disney+ Clone Wars finale was perfection and I am happy it was made

    • @TriCountyMotorsEastman
      @TriCountyMotorsEastman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes it was and Netflix cancelled when they already had started on the next season. Some of what was planned for it like the bad batch arc became a Disney's final season

    • @raptordoniv6779
      @raptordoniv6779 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it didn’t have the sisters arc and had the utapau, cad bane and boba episodes instead then yeah.

  • @souvikbasak2220
    @souvikbasak2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    U dont own the Batman
    Disney: Not yet😂

    • @retro_style8055
      @retro_style8055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nyanpaul8819 ok and?

    • @yatharthjain2273
      @yatharthjain2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyan Paul it was a quote from the video my guy

    • @aland3r05
      @aland3r05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt that Warner bro’s would let Disney buy them. Who do you think is bigger Disney or Warner bro’s.

    • @yatharthjain2273
      @yatharthjain2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agustin Landeros Disney would still give a large payment

  • @thenoobinator3508
    @thenoobinator3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Netflix: "You've turned streaming against me?"
    Disney: "You have done that yourself!"

    • @spartanwolf
      @spartanwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You will not take them from me!

    • @wolfman2249
      @wolfman2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anikan- “I HATE YOUUU”

    • @flamingarrow2474
      @flamingarrow2474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wolfman2249 only a sith deals in absolutes

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney:: In my view Netflix is evil.. then you truly are lost!!!

    • @hyperxcamby2188
      @hyperxcamby2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Noobinator Disney:holding streaming in a force choke squeezing all the money from it
      Netflix:”let her go Disney”

  • @LinoGuzman
    @LinoGuzman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Disney should have ended by saying. “I have Spoken”

    • @addisonq3598
      @addisonq3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha. Love that show. Can't wait till the new episode

    • @simplevideos4636
      @simplevideos4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      From that Star Wars show that they just started

    • @robbiegta
      @robbiegta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      May have been filmed before that first episode aired.

  • @arcata06
    @arcata06 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This deserves a update/ sequel just like disney would have wanted.

  • @tomas.lambert
    @tomas.lambert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    “Even youtube”
    Google be like: “you know we can still buy you, right”

    • @jerisvfx9753
      @jerisvfx9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right

    • @basedostrich
      @basedostrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thekingofracoons Disney Bought Fox for 70 billion...

    • @powderedphantom5765
      @powderedphantom5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apple could buy google and still have enough money to buy Disney at twice its net worth

    • @powderedphantom5765
      @powderedphantom5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I typed this comment google is about 10billon off a trillion and apples 1.5 trillion nearly 2 trillion

    • @powderedphantom5765
      @powderedphantom5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oaky never mind google just got to a trillion and apples 1.578 trillion

  • @madridistasejati5358
    @madridistasejati5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Netflix: "What's your problem with me"
    Disney: "MONEY"

  • @xmaxcrusher2739
    @xmaxcrusher2739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Disney: we can do anything better than you.
    Netflix: what about rated r movies or even UNRATED.

    • @worldsendace
      @worldsendace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And "new" Content and not only reboots , Remakes and the 10th StarWars series. Disney is the microwavefood for the masses. And people are so mindless and buy everything that glitters even If its Shit.

    • @lukeschelter5565
      @lukeschelter5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deadpool starts crying in the corner

    • @Cubbie410
      @Cubbie410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I oop

    • @kamacho1231
      @kamacho1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadpool 3 is still gonna be rated R

    • @dremienchanted1878
      @dremienchanted1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But for real, they're going to release any "adult content" on hulu

  • @jackseiffer4394
    @jackseiffer4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “there’s only one person too busy for star wars (kevin feige) and even that mother*****s making a star wars!” i’m dying

  • @dre__8704
    @dre__8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I know damn well he didn’t just quote thanos mid argument-

    • @joebusten6903
      @joebusten6903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xDre Tsuyoshix well he owns him. God damn he’s ruthless

    • @lukefischer1323
      @lukefischer1323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu anime profile pic

    • @MysterioPerrito
      @MysterioPerrito 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Fischer it’s better than having an L has as profile pic. L for Loser!!!! Lol 😂

    • @dre__8704
      @dre__8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      👀

    • @drazenkamalesev7857
      @drazenkamalesev7857 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think anime profile pics are bad? Wait until you see GACHA LIFE PROFILE PICS.

  • @adriennekaio4980
    @adriennekaio4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Damn, it’s kinda scary how *good* Davis plays a maniacal, evil, corrupt business man genius.

  • @christopherwockenfuss8452
    @christopherwockenfuss8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    "We are . . . Inevitable."
    So Disney is basically Thanos.

    • @ChatterNet
      @ChatterNet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Worse. Disney owns Thanos. Disney is Galactus.
      Just a Galactus consumes planets, Disney consumes intellectual properties and defecates profits.
      Thanos was merely one of the toys in their toy box.

    • @christopherwockenfuss8452
      @christopherwockenfuss8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ChatterNet well, "I am inevitable" is Thanos' line, but I totally see your point.

    • @HeroProductionz
      @HeroProductionz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ChatterNet But Disney owns Marvel.....

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are gonna take half of everything

    • @Dr.bonkers
      @Dr.bonkers 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So who will defeat Disney

  • @alexanderasher8037
    @alexanderasher8037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I know guy he's great with Bleach. He's gonna make this whole thing disappear."
    Holly shit did that age impossibly well.

  • @yinpayofficial1063
    @yinpayofficial1063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Disney - we are inevitable
    Netflix - we've moved up just to get down
    Hulu - *smoking a cigarette in the background*
    Amazon - we chill
    TH-cam - you can't stop us man
    Crunchy Role - *is living the high life*

    • @R4K1B-
      @R4K1B- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hulu is mostly owned by Disney

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And HBO Max is coming! >:-)

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@R4K1B- it isn't mostly owned, it is owned entirely by Disney just like ESPN.

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disney will buy Toei

    • @LilMissMorpho
      @LilMissMorpho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funimation - People know we exist too right?

  • @xanderbeckman3233
    @xanderbeckman3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    It’s funny because He’s right when he’s talking about how Disney will own the world lol

    • @RockerMicke1
      @RockerMicke1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ScuttleB Gamer except for China ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you are joking. There is so much evil in the corporate world... why the heck are people scared and critical of frickin Disney?

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HBO Max is coming, bitches.

    • @RockerMicke1
      @RockerMicke1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drace90 and there offended by Winnie the Pooh claiming that they think he’s a stereotype of the Chinese president Xi jinping

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RockerMicke1 it's not a sterotype. He just looks a bit like him, and China overreacted.

  • @mrgummybear1291
    @mrgummybear1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    “Eventually those Stranger Things kids will grow up no matter how many coffee and cigarettes you give them.”

    • @nannobot1280
      @nannobot1280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I swear to god i read this comment while hearing bob say the same word

    • @gginso5512
      @gginso5512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nannobot1280 Same, you dont have to believe me, but I started reading and BOOM

    • @kim-gq3fy
      @kim-gq3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gginso5512 SAME

    • @kim-gq3fy
      @kim-gq3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rida Loikili what

    • @PixelatedShadow
      @PixelatedShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nanno bot12 same

  • @cameronbaker97
    @cameronbaker97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:13 well, looks like Disney might own Batman (and everything else DC) very soon.

  • @thememe4u
    @thememe4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    2019: Disney makes Disney+
    2109: Disney makes religion

    • @ECKtrain
      @ECKtrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      all hail disnism. our lives are nothing without Walt

    • @rybobz
      @rybobz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      praise be to Walt Disney he died for our entertainment.
      blessed we are thanks to our holy Lord Walt the only Man to be given mouse speak and speak to our god, praise him
      Amen

    • @kilist174
      @kilist174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meme4U Videos mickynism

    • @jeffescanto
      @jeffescanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kind of like polaris in the 100

    • @theconstantcommenter683
      @theconstantcommenter683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So u havent heard of the mickey mouse cult ?

  • @ADdude
    @ADdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Wait, did someone actually think this was a joke? It wasn't obvious that Disney was doing that?

    • @wotkinsus5027
      @wotkinsus5027 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah its real

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doing what exactly? The same thing as a dozen other streaming platforms? They only difference between Disney Plus and CBS All Access, Peacock, or Amazon is that they actually have properties people want to watch. And before you go off on them buying stuff... what did they buy exactly? Their animated films are all theirs, or at least produced by them via Pixar. The live-action remakes is just them picking the corpse of their old IPs (same as everyone else is doing). The MCU became a smash despite the most profitable characters in Marvel's portfolio already being licensed to other studios. The only thing they outright bought that got them here was Lucasfilm. Now they've bought Fox too, but they paid a HEFTY price for a dying studio's portfolio. Honestly, I expect us to look back in a few years and say that they choked on Fox.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't Netflix already in massive debt anyway?

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverblade357 Yeah. That was one of the things about this video. Netflix wouldn't be confused about someone willing to lose money in order to expand marketshare in order to taker over the world. That's THEIR plan.

    • @cookiess5049
      @cookiess5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stocked up on Disney stock right before Disney plus was added ima retire off there shady practices

  • @CSPrice
    @CSPrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Plot twist: TH-cam sneaks in behind Disney holding up a frying pan

    • @taltoskieron
      @taltoskieron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      'Ow, my profits!'

    • @dannyphantom1593
      @dannyphantom1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      TH-cam is to incompetent to even think of a plan but hopefully they do

    • @kartikchahda1988
      @kartikchahda1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @charmander6992
      @charmander6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      C. S. Price Plot twist Disney buys TH-cam

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charmander6992 Disney already owns some of the most popular channels on TH-cam. They don't have to own the platform if they own all the content.

  • @Jed_Elias
    @Jed_Elias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:21 Given the success of Mulan (2020) on Disney+, this terrifies me.

  • @shugarmayo4773
    @shugarmayo4773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Disney/Davis is the best supervillain ever... i'm legit afraid of you

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Micky mouse says hi Davis is just a servant

    • @alexboyd9993
      @alexboyd9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      marc-andré shuragaillo same

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He remember me Scrooge McDuck in first Italian comics

  • @Duckyy-mw5mj
    @Duckyy-mw5mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Disney: makes Disney+
    Netflix: buys more anime in revolt
    Perfectly balanced

    • @thetwilightgamer
      @thetwilightgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As all things should be.

    • @Duckyy-mw5mj
      @Duckyy-mw5mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thetwilightgamer I was waiting for someone to say that

    • @Duckyy-mw5mj
      @Duckyy-mw5mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thetwilightgamer so you could say "I've been expecting you"

    • @dillpicklesock
      @dillpicklesock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wack Donalds as all- fuck.

    • @bemacks523
      @bemacks523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As long as they have anime they will always win in my heart

  • @jonahsutherland5649
    @jonahsutherland5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    This honestly has concerned me economically

    • @seavord
      @seavord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney can't have a monopoly on the entertainment industry as its against the law

    • @aeronautaeronaut3596
      @aeronautaeronaut3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seavord i was thinking that for the entire video

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seavord We really need to get the courts to review the antitrust laws and hold Disney to them.

    • @Ironicuss
      @Ironicuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chimpy soon Disney will be making the laws...

    • @brennaconso6148
      @brennaconso6148 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ironicuss Lol lol lol