Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get you through November

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  • @IN-tm8mw
    @IN-tm8mw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5983

    Bender went back in time and waited to get to the future so many times that he's got to be well over 10,000 years

    • @yousaywhatnow2195
      @yousaywhatnow2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Guess that backup chip isn’t as necessary as he thought.

    • @LTl3tt3rs
      @LTl3tt3rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Oh way more. That sarcophagus he stole for the naked mole dudes looked like Tutankhamun's. That was over a 4,000 year wait by itself.

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I mean ya but mostly because he went back a thousand hears like 100 times in the special and has gone back many more times not related to that special

    • @Error0Z7J9Q6A
      @Error0Z7J9Q6A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      What about the time he spent in homer’s basement

    • @jongameaddict
      @jongameaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Made of some damn good quality metal. Nintendo 64 or Gamecube, probably

  • @matt6532
    @matt6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1707

    One of my all time favorite lines is still "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oooh, suddenly you've gone too far" from Farnsworth

    • @thetoad5407
      @thetoad5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's lines like that that make Farnsworth my favourite character

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol.

    • @sleekbear1589
      @sleekbear1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ASD-jr2ho let's just say it's got a interesting fun spot to it.

  • @mykola4
    @mykola4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    One word, Thundercougarfalconbird.

    • @senint
      @senint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A real Classic! 😂

    • @shoresy6927
      @shoresy6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Word

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thissss! Is a Yuuy...and it's totally stupid. I'm going to take you on a tour & point out all of it's quirks & QUIRKS.

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Speaking from experience, it does make you feel like a man, but people will still question your sexual orientation...
      Or at least they questioned mine when I contracted electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.

    • @bobayotte2940
      @bobayotte2940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Almost as good as the Canyonero. Remember, unexplained fires are matters for the court.

  • @Trascist
    @Trascist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    “And now a man who needs no introduction”
    *walks off stage*
    Brilliant

    • @praywithpio6028
      @praywithpio6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've used that in public settings. Most people don't get it.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@praywithpio6028 (Fry! Get up there!)

    • @HomestarCrawler
      @HomestarCrawler ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

  • @kingroberti9643
    @kingroberti9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3378

    "No that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit."
    Oh God oh no why did I have have to imagine this.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well that's a picture I didn't want in my head, but... too late.

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The rabbit is the male

    • @Littlereddevil94
      @Littlereddevil94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Scarletraven87 I didn't expect that lol

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@troodon1096 If it helps I learned a book titled: "Stuffed by the Were Turkey" existed today.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

  • @AsylumEscapade
    @AsylumEscapade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "Leave Doctor Zoidberg alone. He's got twice the training you do".
    "Yeah, he's a doctor and a butcher".

    • @edwardrhoades6957
      @edwardrhoades6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      MASH reference there.... iHawk is "Hawkeye" Pierce

    • @kimberlytaylor5886
      @kimberlytaylor5886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Must have learned from Major Frank Burns from MASH

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Save some for the enemy

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That MASh parody’s had me on the floor laughing

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ain't war hell

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3990

    I was working at a restaurant with a bar when one of the bartender's friends came in with his wife. The friend did the "fuzzy navel" line, and the bartender didn't miss a beat. The friend's wife looked at them completely baffled.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Obviously not a woman of intelligence.

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Time stamp?

    • @Zinx10
      @Zinx10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@declicitous1763 0:23

    • @calconone7250
      @calconone7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RonJohn63 Nah

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfect

  • @nappyk96
    @nappyk96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4064

    "I always feared he'd run off. Why why why didn't I break his legs." Always kills me and I don't know why it's such a dumb joke.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Cuz it goes from so caring and sad to just utterly cruel and violent in a beat

    • @john_pinkerton6697
      @john_pinkerton6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Futurama jokes tend to be stupid yet genius XD

    • @nappyk96
      @nappyk96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@john_pinkerton6697 I know right

    • @thefongz2931
      @thefongz2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ohh, I was going to eat that monkey!

    • @thasupremaman
      @thasupremaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gremlinwc8996

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "I CAN NO LONGER FACE MY CHILDREN!!!!"
    It's sweet how Morbo then pats her on the back consolingly.

  • @brendanm6921
    @brendanm6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    It's just missing Zoidberg's legendary "I thought you were happy, your tail is wagging." when he put Hermes' head on backwards.

    • @statistic2343
      @statistic2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao

    • @enderlynxwilloze7935
      @enderlynxwilloze7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BAHAHAAHA

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that was Fry. He put Hermes back together pretty easily.

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@motodog242 Nope, it was Hermes. When he puts his head on backwards.

    • @gabby3966
      @gabby3966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@motodog242 yeah lol it was Hermes in the benders big score movie. The one with the time code

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    "I know who's funeral we'll be attending next"
    "OH stop"
    My kind of dark humor 😆

    • @adamrak7560
      @adamrak7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      have you seen Avenue 5?

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *whose*

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dudes 160 although his parents are still, I wonder if people live past 200 in Futurama

    • @setcheck67
      @setcheck67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JeremiahDouglas Yes they do, the peak age observed was 218 if I recall from one episode.

    • @mariomm9080
      @mariomm9080 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure.Blame the wizards 👾

  • @darkbrightnorth
    @darkbrightnorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    I always love “it’s fake”

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Mon.

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One of the first episodes I watched as a kid

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In the episode where we get the beginnings of Kif and Amy's relationship, there is a flashback to events just after they return to Planet Express. As you see Bender walking into the building, he tosses the pendant into a trash can.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You can't forget the "mon" part. That's what makes it special.

    • @Silver_Coin_Outdoors
      @Silver_Coin_Outdoors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friends & I reference that, and many other lines, all the time.

  • @sandhilltucker
    @sandhilltucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "In a rare double whammy, the court finds polygamy constitutional!" I can't wait to tell my husband! "Boooo!!!!"

    • @generaxz5929
      @generaxz5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ah yes, the land of the free. Not all free of course, only the right ones.

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@generaxz5929 Yes, those damn wrong ones! Taking all the right ones Freedoms!

    • @aerisgainsborough2141
      @aerisgainsborough2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought he said "husbands...?"

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@generaxz5929 if you wanna get like that black people have more opportunity in the US than whites, black only scholarships and black only small business help. This makes them more privileged than a white person of equal economic status.

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@generaxz5929 Like how in the West, men are expendable? "Women, Children, and Pets, are loved unconditionally... but men need to DO something in order to have worth."

  • @Pup_Cubby
    @Pup_Cubby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    *"And now, a man who needs no introduction."*
    ...
    "FRY get up there!"

  • @GeoStreber
    @GeoStreber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    For those who don't know:
    Bender's head lying in the dirt for 1000 years is a reference to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Time's Arrow", where something similar happened to Data.

    • @johnbonardi9819
      @johnbonardi9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This..episode..was...made..well..before..ST:TNG.

    • @Gree0041
      @Gree0041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@johnbonardi9819 Star Trek the next generation times arrow 1992
      Futurama Roswell that ends well 2001

    • @FritzMonorail
      @FritzMonorail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@johnbonardi9819 No...it...wasn't.

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Gree0041 But the events of the futurama episodes happens in July 1947!

    • @christownsend1294
      @christownsend1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's quite similar to Marvin ('the paranoid android') in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- in the third book he's left to walk in a small circle in a swamp for 1.5 million years; when Arthur meets him at the end of the fourth book he claims to now be older than the universe itself, thanks to time travel. (Both novels published in the 1980s.)

  • @avimidi
    @avimidi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    "How is work in the LUNCH ROOM, Frankie?"
    "S'alright."
    "Poooor Frankie..."
    That was always my favorite episode. And that was always my favorite joke in it.

    • @andrewnibbi
      @andrewnibbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I know, it’s so good. That perfect blend of pointed philosophical musing and ridiculous offhand joke that Futurama does like no one else

    • @crinkly.love-stick
      @crinkly.love-stick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "i don't like having discs crammed into me. Except Oreos, and then only in the mouth" is my favourite

    • @yujiro424
      @yujiro424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The 56 sketch in that ep pops into my head any time I hear the number.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im looking for that episode, do you know which one it is
      Edit: I found it

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crinkly.love-stick Dont forget Roberto lines

  • @MagellanLife
    @MagellanLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    4:21 the amount of quality jokes packed into this one clip is why I love this show

    • @jacobcastro1885
      @jacobcastro1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quiet you!

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Casually induces a new level of burn only known to the 31st Century.*

    • @Right_Bumper
      @Right_Bumper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I cracked up when it cuts to Farnsworth getting burned

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    One of my favorite jokes is from the episode 'The Sting'.
    Leela: I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind myself he's really dead. THAT'LL PROVE I'M NOT INSANE!

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great episode. Love the 2001: A Space Odyssey part of it.

  • @luchomscyfy
    @luchomscyfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "Sure, blame the wizards"
    I cracked up with that part.

    • @kidkilla11alex
      @kidkilla11alex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes that was hilarious

    • @PaulCashman
      @PaulCashman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clear reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, too.

    • @tradingplague2
      @tradingplague2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PaulCashman so that was a Tim joke

    • @PaulCashman
      @PaulCashman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tradingplague2 yep. Tim the Enchanter.

  • @alfonsosalemi
    @alfonsosalemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    “Why?”
    “WHY?”
    “Why didn’t I break his legs!!”

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And preserve that delicious brain 😋 😂

  • @jegcreator
    @jegcreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    LMAO #7 is my favorite episode.
    “I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!”
    “good for him”

    • @turtle3527
      @turtle3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I quote that a lot lol

    • @thetoot9615
      @thetoot9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it still there?

    • @bot-fp1ry
      @bot-fp1ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ll

  • @anomalocaris2593
    @anomalocaris2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Can we just agree how wholesome 2. is. Even annihilator feels sympathy towards a co-worker in distress

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was so confused I had to watch the clip to realise you mean Morbo.

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2?

    • @thenerd1153
      @thenerd1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@music-channel69 clip number 2

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheJokerX94 Isn't he Morbo the annihilator?

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anomalocaris2593 yeah, but just saying annihilator on it's own puzzled me

  • @tommypines1039
    @tommypines1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Aw you missed the best part of the boot joke: leela harpoons something else, says: "whatever it is, it's 20 times heavier than a boot" and pulls up a crate that reads: '10 pairs of boots' on the side

  • @PableenskeeGames
    @PableenskeeGames ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how Hermes has that jeweler's lens so readily handy and is so quick to tell Bender that mineral is fake loll probably my favorite scene

  • @samuellasky7771
    @samuellasky7771 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    3:24 is probably my favorite Zapp Brannigan line. Something so funny to me about the image of a caveman recognizing that somebody else is just as complex as he is, and deciding to kill them for it

    • @WatcherofVids
      @WatcherofVids 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i like "if we hit that bullsey the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. checkmate"

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The only photo of Bender that Leela has in her wallet is him as a magician, and then we don't see him do magic for like 3 more seasons. Such a good payoff for a joke.

  • @kayvonbashar2412
    @kayvonbashar2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I liked the hypno toad clip, that was my favorite clip, I’d like to see more hypno toad

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes you love the hypno toad, everything else is not as good…

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Toad~ally

    • @pallasathena1555
      @pallasathena1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There’s a full episode on the dvd of the hypnotoad

    • @OfTheMindscape
      @OfTheMindscape 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JTA1961 it’s Toadally Awesome!

    • @outoftouchnetwork
      @outoftouchnetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

  • @Binary_Addams
    @Binary_Addams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    1:42 I only now realize the monthy python reference

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “We could join together in prayer.” “But is there anything useful we can do?” Love it.

  • @Golinth
    @Golinth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like the visual gag of Leela using a shovel to find Bender only to dig him up with her hands

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    0:30 the veteran polygamist is one if my favorite bits from the whole show.

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      His love of Freedom and liberty is to be admired

    • @ethanbell4761
      @ethanbell4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dakotasan8719 And polygamy

    • @Silver_Coin_Outdoors
      @Silver_Coin_Outdoors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He can't wait to tell his husband about your compliment.

    • @rockoperajon
      @rockoperajon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny moment, but I thought they had a more relaxed attitude towards polyamory and homosexuality in the year 3000.

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's got family that shows up in the later seasons after I think he dies in that episode. I think his daughter leads some protest group in one episode, and his son leads the tinfoil hat guys in Into The Wild Green Yonder.

  • @metrosity5863
    @metrosity5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Its fake mon gets me every single time. Especially when bender starts crying even harder than he was before

    • @sonikboom007
      @sonikboom007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That and ' your backbone cant take it! ' by hermes always makes me bust

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Futurama never got bad, which makes its legacy much more valuable than the Simpsons or Family guy. Jokes have a build up and make you surprised, unlike with Simpsons where it's just slapstick. Family guy is just random for the hell of it.

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Futurama knew when to end the show instead of continuing like simpson and family guy

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@matthewrolfe23 It got a bit messy after comedy central brought them back ngl

    • @BongJabbar
      @BongJabbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@_G.C 100%. OG Futurama is def best

    • @aferraro92
      @aferraro92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The fact that Futurama is gone and the Simpsons still slugs on year after year is one of humanity's greatest tragedies.

    • @TheRandomhobo123
      @TheRandomhobo123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Simpsons in its golden age actually had good jokes too, but I agree that futurama is better

  • @three-quartersbadger2929
    @three-quartersbadger2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I liked the 'man who needs no introduction' line without the introduction. Several times at meetings I have asked someone who was speaking 'Can I interrupt you?', then said nothing. No-one ever gets that joke.

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meanwhile there's me at work
      "Can I interrupt you?"
      "You just did, as I was saying..."

  • @Rikegile
    @Rikegile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:56 “Ow! Fire hot!”
    You’re such a baby Leela

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Professy help! Ow, fire indeed hot."
      Truly a scientist.

    • @mhhmmhhm3301
      @mhhmmhhm3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gandalf8216 i love how he was always just randomly on fire

  • @Random-oi8tj
    @Random-oi8tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:43 Sometimes it aint about the fundamentals, it's about THE METS BABY, LETS GO METS, LOVE THE METS BABY

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Those could be anyone’s thoughts, fat ass.”
    That line always made me laugh as a kid and it still makes me laugh just as hard

  • @powertheimmortal
    @powertheimmortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    0:22 aww... Why am I sucker for sour background characters being concerned about each other?

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like how it shows there in some way more important then the main characters!🤔

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      While he has his streak of wanting to take over due to the humans being inferior, he still has his standards, as humans' problems are problems he can somewhat understand (what with having a wife and a kid).

    • @monk3110
      @monk3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rararasputin8608 being superior doesn’t mean you hate what is inferior either

    • @jaypivot1191
      @jaypivot1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe because you were consoled by a stranger and it meant a lot?

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Morbo usually: "DESTROY ALL PUNY HUMANS!"
      Morbo, for a split second having a moment of compassion: "Oh... Oh you poor thing, shh... It's okay. It'll be okay."

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    2:10 actually, if you think about it, it should really be quite extraordinary to throw a harpoon randomly into the ocean and to spear a boot. It's not like the ocean is overflowing with boots.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe it's time to re~boot

    • @ralpbeez8414
      @ralpbeez8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is if you live in the world of Animal Crossing, lol

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JTA1961 Reboot the scene with the boot? What are you talking aboot?

    • @theoveranalist6381
      @theoveranalist6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is in the year 3000

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are plenty of sole in the sea...

  • @otakuguy275
    @otakuguy275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Oh God, I love futurama. I miss the show, but I'm glad it didn't spiral into mediocrity.

  • @agavisanin744
    @agavisanin744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I hope you're all happy.
    You've convinced me that life is worth living.
    Mood

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "thats a hobo and a rabbit...but theyre making a hobbit."

  • @TheTbrWolf
    @TheTbrWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I loved the M*A*S*H reference, good choice!

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I only caught it because I recently started watching re-runs with my grandma.

    • @revelsisco4656
      @revelsisco4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m pretty sure that’s Alan Alda’s voice too 😂😂

    • @JeffDeWitt
      @JeffDeWitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@revelsisco4656 I got curious and looked it up, it was really Maurice LaMarche, an actor who also does impersonations.

  • @theamericanbrotherofmightg3734
    @theamericanbrotherofmightg3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    3:25 This explain the entire human history

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      American here, definitely sums up EVERY foreign interaction in our history, goddamn

    • @kelseypaige514
      @kelseypaige514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lockerbuddy2039 Sadly, as bad as the US is, it's positively peaceful compared to the likes of England and Spain. Historically speaking, that is.

  • @leecrawford6560
    @leecrawford6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Work really hard?" No
    "Oh, thank god"😂😂

  • @matthewsermons7247
    @matthewsermons7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    All "Loading" animations should be replaced with Hypnotoad....

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a great idea!

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      all glory to the Hypnotoad

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. All glory to the Hypnotoad!

    • @music-channel69
      @music-channel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And who's going to pay Disney to use it?

    • @matthewsermons7247
      @matthewsermons7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@music-channel69 Touché

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Some great clip choices there, including one of my personal favorites: "Ooww, fire hot!" ..

  • @FalandraAoC
    @FalandraAoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:01 "What's with the flyin' jerks?!" 😂

  • @Littlereddevil94
    @Littlereddevil94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Linda's reaction to no alcohol on earth and her co anchors reaction is too funny

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:25 I suspect this is every country's foreign policy at its core 🤣

  • @mikaross4671
    @mikaross4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Is there anyone religion can do to find my friend?"
    "Well, we can join together in prayer."
    "Uh huh... but anything useful we can do?"
    "No."
    It gets me every time.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “The professy will help” is just the best line in the show

  • @lubu4u312
    @lubu4u312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That timing is perfect
    "What do you think its worth....?"
    ...
    "...Its fake mon"

    • @joezilla0250
      @joezilla0250 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      6:55 **sobbing** 😭😭

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Definitely some of the best, in a series packed full of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

    • @CrazyHand7894
      @CrazyHand7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it's pretty- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    • @joshuahaddleton476
      @joshuahaddleton476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why are you - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

  • @jarkieBB
    @jarkieBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I’ll never not laugh at the professor setting himself on fire with the big magnifying glass

  • @Dalekzilla54
    @Dalekzilla54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first time I heard 5:46 I thought Bender said 'I love kicking things'. That wouldn't be too out of character though

  • @paullangland6877
    @paullangland6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "And this is franky. He's convinced that he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom."
    That's a smart way to handle one of your patients.

    • @praywithpio6028
      @praywithpio6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The umpire shield is a good idea too.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, it keeps him happy and he's being a helpful member of society to those bots.
      I see this as an absolute win!

    • @praywithpio6028
      @praywithpio6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But when it comes down to it, isn't each of us Frankie?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo ปีที่แล้ว

      But he's deemed insane. In that respect, they're just feeding his insanity and not actually treating it. Sure it keeps him happy, but that's like giving someone a narcotic.

  • @jwm1444
    @jwm1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:37 I think I may have found my favorite Futurama joke of all time.

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Bender: At least I'll always have her bracelet.
    Also Bender (not 2 seconds later): What do you think it's worth?

    • @TheTacoKing13
      @TheTacoKing13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's fake

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheTacoKing13 NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Next episode, he drops it in a bin.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheTacoKing13 mon.

  • @Rozdw
    @Rozdw ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hermès’ “it’s fake, man” is too perfectly delivered.

  • @Bayliner-vt6mz
    @Bayliner-vt6mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how sincere the "its fake man" is

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "fire hot!" has been one of my favorite heat related exclamations for years, I had forgotten it was from Futurama

  • @Notorious_G.O.O.S.E
    @Notorious_G.O.O.S.E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    #12 got me, been so long since I seen the episode that Farnsworth caught me off guard lol 😂

  • @Googaliemoogalie
    @Googaliemoogalie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    in the same episode with the monkey, the scene where fry copies the monkey's test and draws bananas badly always is a stand-out joke for me

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:45 As a guy who played a lot of Survival games: Yeah. That does work.

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching these episodes as a kid I never appreciated how good the jokes on the signs were.

  • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
    @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i dont know how i would have gotten through the MONTH without this SEVEN MINUTE CLIP

  • @marioxzzz
    @marioxzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who loves this show but grew up with the latin american dub, this videos make me want to rewatch the whole show with the original voices. Some details are really nice, like in the first "ladies and germs" joke the Dean says something that kinda sounds like "hey Zoidberg" but in the dub it just random noises

  • @treasuretrails
    @treasuretrails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I forgot about my crippling depression for 7 minutes watching this video thank you!!!

  • @Errorvirus404
    @Errorvirus404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:18 I knew someone who's been in that situation and me comforting them.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You could've picked lame jokes or ones we've all seen a million times, but instead you picked truly hilarious ones that don't even need context to be funny! Great stuff. I am appreciative.

  • @hydraulicecstasy8514
    @hydraulicecstasy8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Aw man, I burned through all 30 jokes in one night :(

  • @HACKATTACK1992
    @HACKATTACK1992 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:07 sounds like he is saying hey buddy.

  • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
    @Ag3nt0fCha0s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will never not love “The Professy will help! Awaugh, fire indeed hot!”.

  • @Volumixen
    @Volumixen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The "to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of thinking" makes a ton of horrible sense in the current day

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now if only we could do it to the Russians.

  • @drfabulous2804
    @drfabulous2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot Captain Musky’s joke, most hillarious thing in the series, that dude’s comedy timing is unparalleled

  • @willymillynilly4501
    @willymillynilly4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The shock on Zoidberg’s face when saying, “That wasn’t a joke”.

    • @shanejackson1167
      @shanejackson1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I'm not saying the Professor is old...
      But if you consider his age he's likely to die soon!

  • @yuarentlucky
    @yuarentlucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the beginning is the most replayed, I love Zoidberg too :>

  • @timserino8333
    @timserino8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:01 ALL DAY LONG I JUST SAY IT TO MYSELF, IT WAS THIS SHOWS DUMBEST, FUNNIEST JOKE

  • @Cure_Hana
    @Cure_Hana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:16 If I hadn’t started watching old episodes of M*A*S*H, then I probably wouldn’t have gotten this reference. 😅 (Ex: The surgeon robot’s voice and name, iHawk, are based on one of the main characters, Dr. “Hawkeye” Pierce.)

  • @bridgerbergmanjohn8321
    @bridgerbergmanjohn8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    HypnoToad is the greatest show ever.....HypnoToad is the greatest show ever...

  • @CyborgCharlotte
    @CyborgCharlotte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Amy: “So this is where you shop for your boots”
    Leela: “Bold words for someone in harpoon range”

    • @ShazzledWolf32
      @ShazzledWolf32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My thoughts exactly

    • @FluttershyFanboy
      @FluttershyFanboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how Leala glares at her like "Bitch I will stab you with the harpoon and then throw you off the ship if you don't shut your Martian mouth whore!😒" !😂

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amy didnt just roast leela, she absolutely incinerated her lmao.

  • @seriouslywhatever3234
    @seriouslywhatever3234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Feels like there are a few jokes in there. That in this day and age would get backlash and there are a few jokes that ridicule that backlash. Its like Futurama is actually from the future.

  • @Random12231
    @Random12231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:12 Me every year on Valentine's day

  • @gumimoon3906
    @gumimoon3906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "The girl will have the most girliest drink" bit got me in tears. Fuck I rarely laugh at gags and jokes

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Bender walks straight through the fence

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It might be a reference to Terminator 2.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He bent it open by walking through with shear freakin' will... And bending algorythyms.

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent" 💀

  • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
    @melodicsatisfactionproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It always amazes me how Al Gore actually voiced himself. As a politician that's something I rarely see

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually common in Canadian shows so while I can't always tell I'm never surprised one way or the other

  • @brentjohnson4212
    @brentjohnson4212 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    lol the tired expression but extreme willingness to extend a hand at :21 shows that this dude cares, even though he’s been burned

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I know whose funeral we'll be attending next" 😃

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Oh, stop!"

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Siboniso Buthelezi
      Hey that's cool that you dig Amy. Personally her immature personality is a bit of a turn off for me.
      Immature doesn't mean stupid,since it's canon that she's got a doctorate,but she does tend to act childish at times and that's not something I like Personally,but to each their own as they say..

  • @stanny491
    @stanny491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    EXCELLENT selection! Thank you!

  • @RowdyBoy82
    @RowdyBoy82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:42 Wow, cell phones from the future sure look like they came from 1994.

  • @patrykc9050
    @patrykc9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And now a man who needs no introduction
    *walks off stage*
    😂😂😂 gets me every time

  • @conorstapleton3183
    @conorstapleton3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

    • @turtle3527
      @turtle3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unison clap…unison clap…unison clap

  • @collinmeans8864
    @collinmeans8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk why but “poooor franky” kills me every time

  • @mhhmmhhm3301
    @mhhmmhhm3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:07 really is a tough call man

  • @Justin-_-Time
    @Justin-_-Time 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how hermes has jewelry appraisal tools despite running from a blackhole

  • @user-zl6ps4rp9g
    @user-zl6ps4rp9g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:57 Homer!?

    • @MandosNot
      @MandosNot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro forgot which show he was voice acting for

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maurice LaMarche is SO talented it should be illegal.

  • @deanc5871
    @deanc5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Another one I like:
    “Okay, what’s the catch?”
    “Well, we are technically in New Jersey.”
    “Not one place even remotely liveable.”