Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get you through January

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  • @anonomousryan4508
    @anonomousryan4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    "I came down with a rare case of who gives a crap"
    I plan to use this at some point

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except it’s not as rare as he thinks

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good thing he didn't say rare. He said "searing"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha. Reminds me of "Count me in as who cares"

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like an SEP
      Unseeable to the naked eye. To the wrong person its as if an SEP doesn't even exist.
      Somebody Elses Problem.

  • @fromthegamethrone
    @fromthegamethrone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    The phone booth to coffee pouring sound effect was an excellent cut

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I noticed that too. Brilliant.

  • @aceshighdueceslow
    @aceshighdueceslow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    "time makes fools of us all" is one of my favourite lines from the whole show

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh you're so . . . . dirty

    • @jorgecaballero1013
      @jorgecaballero1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what episode is it from?

    • @aceshighdueceslow
      @aceshighdueceslow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jorgecaballero1013 season 2 "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

    • @TheChuckfuc
      @TheChuckfuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My locker looked like fry's in the 4th grade.

    • @JohnUnsub
      @JohnUnsub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheChuckfuc I forgot my combo 2 weeks into freshman year and literally never went near it again with my whole lunch in there, yogurt a sandwich and an apple.

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Professor straight up doubling down on getting Leela's jacket.
    "I said hand it over!!"

    • @strikeforcealpha9343
      @strikeforcealpha9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just noticed that when she puts her hands on her hips, he copies her body langauge, that's called mirroring. Interesting titbit I picked up TWENTY YEARS LATER!

    • @juliequezada2385
      @juliequezada2385 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂.... my all time fave show such a blast all the time to watch

  • @CestKevvie
    @CestKevvie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "is it me maybe?" is one of my favorite Futurama jokes. I quote it all the time

  • @vermillion2558
    @vermillion2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “You sound like a broken MP3” is a very underrated line for how gold it is

  • @1BlueYoshi
    @1BlueYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    The aggressive way the Professor says "No!" at 6:12 just kills me lmao

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Such a good scene

    • @PyroCyce
      @PyroCyce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No!!! *racks 12 gauge with malicious intentions*

    • @KRJ893
      @KRJ893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same it’s so good, it takes a good voice actor to adequately convey as much in one word as is done here

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "PROFESSOR! DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU!?!?"
      *"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"*

  • @thecatslivehere
    @thecatslivehere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    just realized Fry was stabbing the can with the can opener part of the knife. good one.

  • @Jedislayer19
    @Jedislayer19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    Hermes pondering whether to murder all his friends (and easily get away with it) is SUCH A MOOD.

    • @Greg_Rock
      @Greg_Rock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think at that point it was ONLY the professor in there, which is way funnier

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its the paper work he has to do with work related injury

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What do you mean it's a mood? A mood is an emotion, like happiness or anger.

    • @declanruane5588
      @declanruane5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@BenjaminGoose old head

    • @legobattledroid7979
      @legobattledroid7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BenjaminGoose They mean it's relatable.

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I regularly quote “tell them I hate them”

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    8:27
    Hermes contemplating all the paperwork he'll have to do.

    • @alecklabunde6748
      @alecklabunde6748 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The paperwork he'll *get to do lmao.

  • @Greedyjama
    @Greedyjama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    You missed perfect place for ad between first and second clip

    • @abhay4147
      @abhay4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This is the kind of thing I am willing to turn my adblocker for

    • @pillowsoft4444
      @pillowsoft4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      (Flaunts YT premium)

    • @Greg_Rock
      @Greg_Rock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abhay4147 It's funny, you philistine

    • @timewalker6654
      @timewalker6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@pillowsoft4444 Flaunts TH-cam Vanced

    • @jacqthesnacq1412
      @jacqthesnacq1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m also a purple J

  • @aseheavyindustries798
    @aseheavyindustries798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    this compilation is extremely well made, they all flow into each other

  • @saynotop2w
    @saynotop2w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Hermes thinking about it gets me every time.

  • @writhing_vines7986
    @writhing_vines7986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    What I love is that the Statue of Liberty bit implies that each of those societies had their own city where New York was, which was part of a colony that teamed with a country to revolt against their home counrty then making the new counrty now buddy buddy with the other counrty.
    That or they each just pulled a Roman Empire and stole the design and made their own lol.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What gets me is that I don't remember this one. And I thought I'd memorized the series.

    • @DeeCross
      @DeeCross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What I love is how much it sounds like Billy West was just making it up as he went along.

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Fry is just getting increasingly distraught and confused. It's fucking gold

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like that it implies that when the new species took over, they left the old statues up.

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:15
    Zoidberg sounded genuinely disappointed that he wasn't the creature.

  • @bradleyheath1155
    @bradleyheath1155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "31 jokes to get you though january"
    How about i just watch them all right now?

  • @lordesquire8862
    @lordesquire8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The bath tub bubble thing made me laugh, how he just stands up and proudly.

  • @TheMarcHicks
    @TheMarcHicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The look on Leela's face when she gets sprayed with egg yolk is hilarious :D.

  • @bigsammichthoughts
    @bigsammichthoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    6:00 one of my favorite jokes in the whole show

  • @andrewbrownupandatthem257
    @andrewbrownupandatthem257 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Tell them I hate them”
    The delivery is perfect

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    7:54 is what made me burst out laughing.

    • @emperormajorian112
      @emperormajorian112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh dang, the man himself is here

    • @lakendrickmitchell
      @lakendrickmitchell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      4:24 is what got me

    • @brick_rolled
      @brick_rolled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      please shady please stop showing up in the comment sections of everywhere i end up it's starting to scare me now

    • @bobtheduck
      @bobtheduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy Crap! It's you!

    • @damienparish5201
      @damienparish5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayo

  • @AZURNERUB
    @AZURNERUB ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:48 that transition was brilliant

  • @capnfail5807
    @capnfail5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    4:23
    "Tell you what. I'll give you 50 bucks for the kid."
    "Hey! My clothes are worth 50 bucks!"
    "Deal."

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fry in the next scene: (Sitting down naked)

    • @CannedCardboard
      @CannedCardboard 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The way fry’s sitting down and everybody just staring at bender and him just starts crying is so funny to me

  • @themaskedblueknight7490
    @themaskedblueknight7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I just now noticed, Gunter is in the background at 4:16. Right next to Amy's mom. I never noticed that before

  • @badjokezach6359
    @badjokezach6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I always liked how Fry looks uncomfortable when Leela goes to use the phone booth

  • @shlomosuke
    @shlomosuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "It was bound to be somewhere" ok, that one got me hard

  • @PitBoss_90
    @PitBoss_90 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:57 When someone at work tells you you have someone on hold on the phone

  • @ThePsych123
    @ThePsych123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol I lost it at "Professor, don't you remember what I was saying??" "NO!!!"

  • @hanscapon222
    @hanscapon222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:18 underrated Zapp Brannigan scene

  • @anxiousmasochist3423
    @anxiousmasochist3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hermes face at 8:32 is a mood lol

  • @filmes.em.poucaspalavras
    @filmes.em.poucaspalavras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I watch every Futurama content even in Portuguese, Spanish and English,this is how much I love this series

  • @123Pendejos1
    @123Pendejos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:17 rare footage of a dog in the future

  • @LightTower
    @LightTower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:31 "No thanks, I make my own"
    Jesus 😂😂😂

  • @dhaz4455
    @dhaz4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hermes considering about killing the whole Planet Express gang just get me everytime

  • @DreamEater16
    @DreamEater16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My favorite is "you sound like a broken mp3" xD love it

  • @TrinityCourtStudios
    @TrinityCourtStudios ปีที่แล้ว +54

    2:38 that scene with Professor Farnsworth answering Leela’s question about mental illness in Fry’s family is SO god damned funny
    Especially as he trails off/rambles about “atomic monsters that suck blood outta your….” And the door closes with me grossly imagining where and how they get peoples blood 😂😂😂
    P.S. the atomic monsters having octagonal shaped bodies like a stop sign 🛑 made me snort laughing 😂

  • @professionalhater9
    @professionalhater9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:50 I love this joke so much. "Tell them I hate them" idk why it makes me laugh so hard

  • @MuteFM
    @MuteFM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    'Quantum Leek' soup is subtle but hilarious

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That last joke was the funniest I’ve ever seen in cartoon history

  • @sbeve6559
    @sbeve6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I lost it at "Rise from the dead in the name of Satan" BROO

  • @tonevolumeentertainment4250
    @tonevolumeentertainment4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "This is the least scientific thing I've ever seen"
    "You be Quiet" 😂

  • @AhDude92
    @AhDude92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The atomic supermen gag at 02:40 is my favourite one in the entire show.

  • @inkoinfinity2
    @inkoinfinity2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These futurama clips make me realize what a classic it is

  • @michaelmartinez5217
    @michaelmartinez5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Yeah them 8mins sure made them 30 days fly by. 😂

  • @arthurmartin4616
    @arthurmartin4616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just keep imagining the Professor putting the satanic ritual into robot coding just to fuck with people

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Rook takes Pawnshop” is just great especially since current pawnshops all make a pun with adult entertainment

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Professor shooting Bender as Santa was funny for so many reasons, but the way Bender says” OOOWWWW!” after getting shot by a shotgun as if it was only slightly painful and pretty annoying is what gets me on that scene!

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:02, never fails

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why is there yogurt in this cap?"
    "I can explain, it used to be milk"
    The only explanation you'll ever need

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"

  • @jennymarie0228
    @jennymarie0228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "HERMES, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!"
    ..
    "mm, okay"

  • @Scripzure
    @Scripzure ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Tell them I hate them." had me DYING

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    #1 is my favorite reference wherever ads get shoved into yet another thing.

  • @dom3335
    @dom3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got recommended the November one with over a mill views. After liking it I've seen Futurama vids keep popping up more in recommended and it's always this "Wii DuB" channel, so I finally decided to check it out. It's literally ALL Futurama, instant subscribe.

  • @reese_zero3437
    @reese_zero3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Farnsworth’s laugh at 7:36 gives me life lol

  • @TPG25153
    @TPG25153 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The professor is a natural treasure and I'll not hear different

  • @milot.525
    @milot.525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:40 coincidence im watching this after slicing my finger open with a swiss army knife

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Two things to note there, I work in care in the kitchen and deal with residents who have dementia, the professor is an accurate portrail of that. The second, notice when Leela is lescturing the professor about the enviroment, the Professor mirrors her movements. Mirroring is the behavior in which one person unconsciously imitates the gesture, speech pattern, or attitude of another. The writers really did their homework and I'm really excited for the new seasons! Good News everybody!!!

  • @Travisthe616nerd
    @Travisthe616nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Takes a real man NOT to kill your boss and coworkers. Good for Hermes

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, I feel like after waiting that long with my finger over the button, I wouldn't have been able to press it.

  • @TheWingus
    @TheWingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Hey, I remember you! I was gonna vote for you, but voting isn't cool so I stayed home and got trashed on Listerine."
    -Fry

  • @skullyskaric7779
    @skullyskaric7779 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:08 that's when i get so pissed off.

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu หลายเดือนก่อน

      8:18 why you little!

  • @connorhart7597
    @connorhart7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are stretching me through april too tbh

  • @outsiide.hollywood
    @outsiide.hollywood ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the groucho nod was pure love, awesome

  • @jimmypongsri2114
    @jimmypongsri2114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:06 bender goes HOHOHO
    7:55 it awwwww stard in the sen tree ta happago
    3:10 professor goes HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @milkmessiah42
    @milkmessiah42 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Second time getting through January baby!

    • @Anime_Fuwatti
      @Anime_Fuwatti 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For thirds!!!

  • @AxeIRad
    @AxeIRad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way he says this 5:42

  • @404_coffee9
    @404_coffee9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A ton of good jokes

  • @Killem-Dafoe
    @Killem-Dafoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's just a fungal infection😂😂

  • @ethanseye-anautisticlife8175
    @ethanseye-anautisticlife8175 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:17 Oh my God! Where's Fry's nose?

    • @gyrofrank
      @gyrofrank ปีที่แล้ว

      7:25 here it is 🤣

  • @ET-Wonder1
    @ET-Wonder1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Leela: “Professor! Don’t you remember what I told you?”
    Professor Farnsworth: “Nooo!”
    Me: “Just like I ask my grandma and how she answers”

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Let’s get an opaque bubble layer going”
    Jesus

  • @josephshillabeer
    @josephshillabeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:14 gives me life

  • @zs15248
    @zs15248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this series! always makes my month

  • @theguywiththeoldds3896
    @theguywiththeoldds3896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most I realist c part of this series is selling something for 50 bucks to a pawn shop.

  • @emil_st1
    @emil_st1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A nice subtle joke with the two nerd robots, when putting ai vs ai in chess white usually wins more than black (about 52~56% win ratio) and the robot that won was on white's side.
    Not sure if that was intentionally but I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @pressanybutton1880
    @pressanybutton1880 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Tell them i hate them." Cracks me up everytime.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Georgio Armonster” is fucking perfect

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My clothes are worth $50!"
    Deal.

  • @igorentertainment6453
    @igorentertainment6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thanks, I already need it

  • @elebexm415
    @elebexm415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This channel gets me through January

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hermes don't press that button!!
    - Has to seriously think about it for a moment.

  • @jonpatchmodular
    @jonpatchmodular ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The planet of the apes one is so good

  • @the_clockwork_jackass6897
    @the_clockwork_jackass6897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do so many people find SAK can openers so confusing? Am I gifted in that I just figured it out?

  • @joshuaquinn4201
    @joshuaquinn4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Been waiting for the clip at 3:55 but you cut off some of the joke. He reveals the dirt he has on two professors before getting to WERNSTROM!

  • @mordaciousfilms
    @mordaciousfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This show was aggressively funny... like WAY more than Simpsons or Family Guy and most of its other contemporaries.

  • @fallenfluxer
    @fallenfluxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love Futurama. I miss it.

  • @boanderson6211
    @boanderson6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nothing will ever beat Futurama!

  • @qwertyman506
    @qwertyman506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:58 among us

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:45
    “Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. Atomic supermen with octagonal bodies that suck blood out of your-“

  • @dracian8151
    @dracian8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Guy: 31 Random Jokes to get you through January
    TH-cam: The world needs to see this in April

  • @kylehenderson5964
    @kylehenderson5964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just got the pawn shop joke!!! I'm both lucky and better for knowing this wonderful show

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:50 this one is the one that got me.

  • @scrunchieplanet
    @scrunchieplanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I demand u keep posting these 🚀☁️✨

  • @AJX-2
    @AJX-2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im watching this in February like a boss

  • @jonathanielpringlemaniii
    @jonathanielpringlemaniii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:03, hella underrated

  • @eliottdeletraz97
    @eliottdeletraz97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:58 me : if they sing, I will jump and let myself drown to death

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:05 That cut 😂

  • @SokaRoxMySox
    @SokaRoxMySox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The soup can in the third clip says Quantum Leek 😆