getting banned from china speedrun

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2021
  • social credit meme john xina cena bing chilling moment
    inspired by @SpeedUncle99
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  • @dapz
    @dapz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11071

    I got a sub 1.5s in this video using the uyghur strat, go watch it: th-cam.com/video/bBGDtksCxC8/w-d-xo.html

    • @ayoo2345
      @ayoo2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pineapple

    • @fukyw2
      @fukyw2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HEY FIRST

    • @flowmastaflam
      @flowmastaflam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      social credit score is gay

    • @akshatsahu8788
      @akshatsahu8788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WOOOOO...........................................

    • @wrathofbabushka8475
      @wrathofbabushka8475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This exact system was in a black mirror episode... That ended well didn't it?

  • @dapz
    @dapz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27333

    help why is winnie the pooh knocking on my door

    • @Uzzyxd
      @Uzzyxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +994

      He is the credit score manager

    • @Uzzyxd
      @Uzzyxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      Dont open the door

    • @fire777.
      @fire777. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Uzzyxd *we

    • @yeet3284
      @yeet3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      dont

    • @yeet3284
      @yeet3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fire777. open

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8842

    Chinese authorities: *_"He just tripped and fell on a knife... Fifteen times"_*

    • @galaxyblues4570
      @galaxyblues4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      +100 social credits

    • @sealdew5348
      @sealdew5348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      HE HAD IT COMING 🎶

    • @sesquipedalian8909
      @sesquipedalian8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@sealdew5348 HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME 🎶

    • @siliconvalley1552
      @siliconvalley1552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fifteen times 😂🤣🤣

    • @thesilver7238
      @thesilver7238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "His body was found in a far away forest with his hands tied, blindfolded and was shot on the back of the head 5 times. The Chinese government confirmed it to be suicide."

  • @damianyaxchilan8503
    @damianyaxchilan8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    "He comitted suicide by shooting himself with a sniper rifle at long range. No, it wasn't murder, he had elastic powers."

    • @benediktfreischlad1258
      @benediktfreischlad1258 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Two shots to the head. Clearly suicide.

    • @lordofcrows
      @lordofcrows หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's the king of the pirates D:

  • @golden_celery_
    @golden_celery_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3274

    As a Taiwanese, I can confirm if we say something that make Winnie the Xi unhappy, I’ll get disappe…

    • @asukakobayashi2803
      @asukakobayashi2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      WINNIE THE XI😂😂😂

    • @asukakobayashi2803
      @asukakobayashi2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      DUDE NO 😂

    • @thatmechatard8760
      @thatmechatard8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Bro? You still there? You haven't finished your sentence about making winnie the xi unhap...

    • @fiatcolour
      @fiatcolour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      hey bro, you alright? you kinda just dissappeared. no worries, I am sure you are doing fine in the country of Taiwan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE IN THE WALLS

    • @phantomroyalty3705
      @phantomroyalty3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What, I don't believe you let me try it, Winnie the xi see nothing happ...

  • @amberhsiao6153
    @amberhsiao6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9355

    LOL as Taiwanese our social credit is already negative when we were born.

    • @tphung46
      @tphung46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      And before you were born.

    • @gehesnuts2444
      @gehesnuts2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      T********* is that fake name they keep calling what is actually the island of east China.
      + 10 social credit

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@gehesnuts2444 they never said that Taiwan doesn't exist, just that it isn't a country, implying that it was just an uninhabited piece of land. All mine to conquer by any means necessary.

    • @amberhsiao6153
      @amberhsiao6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@gehesnuts2444 Approve

    • @amberhsiao6153
      @amberhsiao6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@navyntune8158 Yeah, we are just a poor pretty green island to them

  • @AdrenalStorm
    @AdrenalStorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31589

    Aww man, he didn't even get to say China's president looked like Winnie the Pooh. Ah well. It was a good run.

    • @Vogelx3
      @Vogelx3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

      you still there bro?

    • @kooshikoosheiji8565
      @kooshikoosheiji8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

      Nah he gone

    • @real_xijinping
      @real_xijinping 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      I used to believe i forever,
      but now I know forever is too short.
      -- Winnie the *Great Emperor*

    • @daakunonua8844
      @daakunonua8844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Rest in peace bro 🙏🏼

    • @rasmokv
      @rasmokv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      its any% , not 100%

  • @Unfime
    @Unfime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    as a Taiwanese person, starting with "Taiwan is a country" made me fall out of my bed wheezing

    • @thegoattrain
      @thegoattrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *weasing

    • @FuckXiJinping
      @FuckXiJinping ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@thegoattrain if you can’t spell don’t correct people

    • @thegoattrain
      @thegoattrain ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FuckXiJinping *irf yor canut spill oprrencty donrt

    • @gunmancarl9618
      @gunmancarl9618 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...from the poison

    • @thegoattrain
      @thegoattrain ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gunmancarl9618 *prison

  • @ThatOneReligiousCatholicPerson
    @ThatOneReligiousCatholicPerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Taiwan is a country
    Tiananmen square massacre
    Free Tibet
    Dalai Lama
    Edit: Xi jinping looks like Winnie the pooh

    • @s5r581
      @s5r581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      -300000000000000000 social credit

    • @avrol_
      @avrol_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gotta have that- Hong Kong one country two systems

    • @cuongphamviet4769
      @cuongphamviet4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hoang Sa, Truong Sa is Vietnam (this shit happened since 2013, let's see are the Chinese still piss about this)

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uyghur genocide!
      Why is this pizza spicy?

    • @Markyboyplaysgames
      @Markyboyplaysgames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Free Uyghur Xinjiang 💀

  • @MohdAnas-fs5yj
    @MohdAnas-fs5yj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    Plot twist :- he is actually the part of Chinese authorities and decreasing our social credit by making us watch this

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This plot twist makes me question my life choices, or at least my choices within the past couple of hours

    • @peppermint5117
      @peppermint5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      man, if only I had social credit

    • @user-ko8xo4dt5h
      @user-ko8xo4dt5h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moomoocowsly yea western bots aren't gonna believe anything any pro-china people says. That's how fucked up the western propaganda is.

    • @SeaSerpentLevi
      @SeaSerpentLevi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which means it is worldwide "zero social credit" speedrun simultaneously
      Damn dapz is fucking legit

  • @saltycat1059
    @saltycat1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8866

    Dapz is such a good guy, 2 people in china was in need of a kidney and dapz donated his. What a giga chad.

  • @ImmSpiderman2428
    @ImmSpiderman2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    POV: you are looking for Chinese Nationals

  • @catgrannyan7300
    @catgrannyan7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Remember, if something bad happens to you in China, the US will always be there.
    *standing by and being concerned about it*

    • @workout3D
      @workout3D ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow, that's exactly what is happening right now

    • @catgrannyan7300
      @catgrannyan7300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@workout3D Lmao I predicted it xd

    • @spartand001
      @spartand001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      sending strongly worded condemnation

  • @zeinslab8635
    @zeinslab8635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    Dapz was found dead in his room
    Authorities said.
    "He got shot by a knife"

    • @yucaoximi665
      @yucaoximi665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yes, its very unfortunated to hear that he committed suicide by shooting himself at the back of the head 3 times simultaneously.

    • @kebabman2834
      @kebabman2834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has got*

    • @birinderwarraich1179
      @birinderwarraich1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Post mortem report says, He shot 18 times himself with knifes before ending his precious life.

    • @zeinslab8635
      @zeinslab8635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kebabman2834 wdym it makes sense

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kebabman2834 if you’re gonna try and correct someone at least say the proper grammar, and say it to someone who’s got it wrong

  • @sargis_02
    @sargis_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    I love how he switches to Spanish at 0:02 with "Hoy me expulsarán de China", while pretending to speak Chinese

    • @starkiler13
      @starkiler13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Seriously im from spain and didnt catch that until you said it lol

    • @elmostaza6923
      @elmostaza6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@starkiler13 hoy me expulsarán de china

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I *immediately* caught on with that, it was the best part of this video.

    • @carval51
      @carval51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      China in chinese is pronounced zhong guo or middle Kingdom lol

    • @myorkka
      @myorkka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I KNEW THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE LOLLLL

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Jokes aside, apparently it was a _very_ popular method in online games a few years ago to post the chinese letters for "Tiananmen Massacre" in chat and then watch all the chinese gamers drop out as their internet connection was cut by Xi Jinpooh's cowardly lackeys.

  • @user-qt5pg2du2i
    @user-qt5pg2du2i 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Approved.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29066

    *A silence moment to respect Dapz, he has sacrificed all of his social credit for our entertainment.*

  • @nahbchi
    @nahbchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    * starts speakin chinese * * speaks spanish * * go to english * *get banned from china*, a real sigma

  • @Quasi-Zenith_Satellite_System
    @Quasi-Zenith_Satellite_System 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    体張ってエンターテイメント届けてくれた主に感謝🙏

  • @retrobeans24
    @retrobeans24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Such a good run, few things to improve on here and there to scrape off a bit of time for your next run. Keep practicing, I know you can be no.1.

  • @fernandocano5050
    @fernandocano5050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54584

    Unfortunately, Dapz was found dead in his room this evening. The cause of death according to the authorities was suicide by 10 shots in the back. RIP in peace, you'll be missed 😔🙏

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

      so now we only have ghost dapz, he can spend his thousands on waffles, but won't be able to consume a single one (︶︿︶)

    • @PizzqTime
      @PizzqTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

      Damn rip😔🕊🕊fly high

    • @leoo3oo768
      @leoo3oo768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

      RIP in peace= Rest In Peace in peace

    • @tory4777
      @tory4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      F

    • @generalpinochet9821
      @generalpinochet9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +906

      @@leoo3oo768 makes perfect sense, whats the problem?

  • @phoenixpoint9114
    @phoenixpoint9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4157

    this guy was really special, so crazy how he managed to stab himself in the heart 45 times.

    • @marcohueber5130
      @marcohueber5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I thought it was 28 stab wounds...

    • @Danielklark
      @Danielklark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Aren't he was a drunk student who committed a suicide by shooting himself 22 times?

    • @omaralotibi3020
      @omaralotibi3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      God dammit how many wounds did he have

    • @unskilledwarthunderplayer4011
      @unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh Caesar had more stab wounds

    • @bruhmoments19
      @bruhmoments19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Five Oilers he must’ve really been suicidal, huh?

  • @hottudoggu413
    @hottudoggu413 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Ccp bots still pissed it’s hilarious

  • @Ant-Lin_Official
    @Ant-Lin_Official 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Pls do “Try to get killed in North Korea speedrun”

  • @tony8717
    @tony8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8259

    "Woah, he just disappeared. That's strange."
    - John Xina, future Chairman of the CCP

    • @Obamafrfrfr
      @Obamafrfrfr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      John Xina? You mean, Zhon Xìna?

    • @theguy6725
      @theguy6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Obamafrfrfr he will fight the undercooked rice (the undertaker)

    • @abhilash9918
      @abhilash9918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Zhong china*

    • @user-pakshibhithi10
      @user-pakshibhithi10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's Zhong Xina

    • @jaydenwilson9522
      @jaydenwilson9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA JOHN XINA OMFGGGGGGG!!! MAKE IT A MEME!!!!

  • @labcoat-1969
    @labcoat-1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3619

    Another strat is to say the words “Winnie the Pooh.” The president will personally show up to slap you

    • @generalpinochet9821
      @generalpinochet9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *glorious chairman

    • @leon_.03
      @leon_.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      "President"? Excuse me, don't you mean Supreme Leader of the Chinese Communist Party? 😤

    • @TD-HO
      @TD-HO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@generalpinochet9821 lmao

    • @skrrskrrrr99
      @skrrskrrrr99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@leon_.03 theres a party?! invite pls

    • @skrrskrrrr99
      @skrrskrrrr99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      parttyy timme woooo hoooo hahah ppaaaartttyyyyy

  • @EtherealistEquinox
    @EtherealistEquinox ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He really sacrificed himself for our entertainment, what a hero!

  • @asbest2092
    @asbest2092 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    taiwan is an island, the country that is located on the island is called the republic of china

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15677

    It's easy, just say Hong Kong once and then you will have all of your social credit, perished.

    • @captainharloq8054
      @captainharloq8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Ey man you still alive?

    • @MonsterIsABlock
      @MonsterIsABlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@captainharloq8054 yes

    • @kamelingil
      @kamelingil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      @@MonsterIsABlock get ready to hide

    • @ragnar-mg9684
      @ragnar-mg9684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Hong Kong

    • @Insanearc
      @Insanearc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Even better strat: say *HOG* kong

  • @Prince.Claveria
    @Prince.Claveria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Don't worry guys, he's just fine, he's in China and -serving- _studying_ in re-education camp. He's just alright. Anyway, would you like to talk about how great and supreme our emperor is?

    • @JavaScrapper
      @JavaScrapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh you mean Winnie the Pooh?

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@JavaScrapper -100 social credit you are forbidden to mention that

    • @milanceschia5784
      @milanceschia5784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Antimony145 OOO China is my favorite country, supreme entity...
      Actually, my second favorite. My first favorite is Taiwan.

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@milanceschia5784 😡

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      omg guys this is so sad milan was found dead the ccp says that they comited suicide 😭

  • @KartikeyaKotwal
    @KartikeyaKotwal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    [this message was deleted by china government]

    • @brentsrx7
      @brentsrx7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TH-cam at it again.

    • @W-Blanket
      @W-Blanket หลายเดือนก่อน

      haha spamton hyperlimk blocked funny lolololololololololol

  • @pokintethesequel138
    @pokintethesequel138 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro sick gaming headphones! and the keyboard is so amazing!

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2708

    He wasn't only banned from china but literally banned from the universe itself. A legend.

    • @mop2254
      @mop2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The universe would give him 10 extra lives for taking on the Chinese (government) infection.

    • @substomebois
      @substomebois 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean multiverse

    • @harshit4450
      @harshit4450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro he doesn't exist

    • @bruh7928
      @bruh7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can anyone be banned from Canada

    • @jayakisatra4208
      @jayakisatra4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      China IS the universe, dont you ever wonder why everything was made in china? Because in fact, it is.

  • @tomascastillo8361
    @tomascastillo8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7516

    I'm just baffled by his perfect Spanish pronunciation when he said "hoy me expulsaran de China". Very funny my dude, keep it up!

    • @combatwarriors647
      @combatwarriors647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's true

    • @justinz.4069
      @justinz.4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      不说中文还说墨西哥语 令我太失望了 -300000000 social credits

    • @jerecakes1
      @jerecakes1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and so will Justin Z, given that abysmal credit score

    • @GetsaaOficial
      @GetsaaOficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@justinz.4069 Mexican language doesn't exist, they speak Spanish

    • @quemepartaunrayoiyo
      @quemepartaunrayoiyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He can move here to Spain, we appreciate those that fight for freedom.
      Edit: also he can teach us Chinese aswell

  • @Erebus_official
    @Erebus_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hippity Hoppity you've got a new sub and +999999 social credits btw :3

  • @stocchinet
    @stocchinet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Winne the Pooh skip was incredible

  • @john0188
    @john0188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    This man dosen‘t fear Winnie the Pooh, Winnie fears him.

    • @rishabhjain7543
      @rishabhjain7543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This just got on my recommendation. Is he originally Chinese?

    • @john0188
      @john0188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think so.

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xi is finished

    • @thecoffindancegang4170
      @thecoffindancegang4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jk aside, I'm pretty sure that Xi Jinpooh will be of no concern to him in the grand scheme of things

    • @rexoni2512
      @rexoni2512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure his pinned message is asking for help from winnie's attack xD

  • @ethenliu2538
    @ethenliu2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    As a Taiwanese ,I just want to say “wNNIe ThE Pooooooool.”

    • @sharavaa420
      @sharavaa420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      am am am am am amongus

    • @jewelxxet4lyfe
      @jewelxxet4lyfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      -69000000000 social credit,your execution date is 15/11/2021

    • @Battttt
      @Battttt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bu

    • @mohammedmujamil6448
      @mohammedmujamil6448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CCP invoked

    • @obitouchiha7545
      @obitouchiha7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You still there bro?

  • @aieeee4380
    @aieeee4380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    you should do this for Saudi Arabia. Say these things:
    - feminism
    - gay pride
    - journalism

    • @A_14761
      @A_14761 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I know how to be a nice man in Saudi
      I just say I have AK and C4 under my bed

  • @100PercentNotJo
    @100PercentNotJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Extremely impressive run. It will certainly be tough to beat!

  • @siryrtfgbjeat2135
    @siryrtfgbjeat2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Chinese government: *Oh look at that, he just disappeared*

    • @user-gl8dq3pz7d
      @user-gl8dq3pz7d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How strange.

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What are u talking about? Who disappeared? 😉

    • @sargx9014
      @sargx9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      De que hablas?, definitivamente nadie ha desaparecido por hacer chistes sobre el presidente de china 😉😉😉😉😉😉, tal vez solo sea casualidad 😮

  • @maniacnerd9740
    @maniacnerd9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "Woo--"
    Last word from Dapz. Don't worry guys he'll be back. He's immortal after all

    • @fergscap3613
      @fergscap3613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Immotal and still bannable😈

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can't believe I watched a speedrun about nothing at all

  • @SicklyLive
    @SicklyLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice Spanish dapz in the start that hoy me expulsaran de China was really good ngl

  • @thecryingweaboo
    @thecryingweaboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4665

    This guy has more balls than current Presidents of the world.

    • @megemeep5773
      @megemeep5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True tho

    • @notjhoan
      @notjhoan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      we need trump back. or someone else that isn't a politician and won't try so hard to be politically correct and just say things how they are

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i mean is that even fair to compare to? a president has to consider its people, economy, and the future consequences of their action.

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@notjhoan, Trump was a mess-up. Having a non-politician be the literal most powerful man in the world is like telling a non-doctor to do brain surgery. He only got by because there were other people to help him through the process, many of them put in by previous politicians. I would agree that political correctness has gone too far, but Trump is not the answer.
      Edit: Edited out profanity, unneeded and unjustified.

    • @trodat07
      @trodat07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@boomboone47 true politicians can (and should) come from many backgrounds because they represent major groups of people by common interests, they are not expert repairmen... AND THAT FUCKING SHOWS, EVERYDAY. The lame career politicians represent nobody but themselves; your analogy is just awful and your vision of the world and politics work is naive & infantile at best.

  • @Itsjustdoomed
    @Itsjustdoomed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3697

    Quite a fantastic run. The only improvement I would suggest is making sure to max out Uyghurs as well. i mean we are talking possible seconds saved here. Other then that this is def a dream verified run

    • @mulqitsani
      @mulqitsani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah

    • @sbastianbrilyanto4722
      @sbastianbrilyanto4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      also not maximizing the sweat shops is kind of a blunder imo

    • @carhawara3394
      @carhawara3394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Theres a Winnie Pooh glitch, get you done under 1 Minute!

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He did one with Uyghurs as well, but the social credit loss was so fast the video has negative time.

    • @sbastianbrilyanto4722
      @sbastianbrilyanto4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@carhawara3394 quite a risky strat. You need to obtain permanent citizenship first

  • @Buzter68
    @Buzter68 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    his headphones were made in china 💀💀

  • @TamBiet_
    @TamBiet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    - It’s so sad Dapz was dead
    - Who the hell is Dapz??
    - ligma ball

    • @helow8714
      @helow8714 ปีที่แล้ว

      tat was funner

  • @samjoseph1123
    @samjoseph1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Chinese authorities - Dapz amputated himself and threw himself into the river

  • @ashraf7242
    @ashraf7242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4257

    - Taiwan is a country
    - Freedom for uygurs
    - Free Tibet
    - Xi jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
    - I hate communism

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      you just killed yourself buddy

    • @justarandomdude420
      @justarandomdude420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What does the last point have to do with China?

    • @mata_potato5438
      @mata_potato5438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@justarandomdude420 China is communist country

    • @justarandomdude420
      @justarandomdude420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@mata_potato5438 No, if at all a socialist country, but even that is actually wrong. China has become a capitalist state, especially in the last few decades.

    • @massdistrukt137
      @massdistrukt137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Tell me why China calls themselves a communist party then my friend.

  • @greeniceking8398
    @greeniceking8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can’t believe he actually traveled to china to attempt this speedrun, Mad dedication

  • @UknownMan-xj9dc
    @UknownMan-xj9dc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Xin jin ping has order your execution".

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Mad respect for not even using the OP winnie the pooh strategy

  • @KalyuGD727
    @KalyuGD727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    So he speaks spanish, chinese, english and who knows how many more languages he can speak, now that's kinda cracked NGL 🗿👌

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      honestly that’s kinda normal for any person of colour

    • @samisha5834
      @samisha5834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@PotatoPizza420 Wtf? He isn't even a person of colour (which refers to dark skinned people)

    • @Remcoms
      @Remcoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@samisha5834 People of colour is people who dip their body in rainbow sauce

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that's normal for chinese-americans. learn chinese natively, esl in school, then world language for hs

    • @YogurtwithBerries
      @YogurtwithBerries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@samisha5834 People of color basically refers to people who are not considered "white." Debatably, people who aren't white but might pass as white can still be considered POC. On top of that, white people who don't look white aren't POC. Basically, it's not strictly about the amount of melanin we have in our skin. Either way, it's a weird, arbitrary term, and it doesn't make sense to group different races and ethnicities all together a lot of the times.

  • @imannam
    @imannam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He killed himself with 3 shots in the back😥

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *Wakes up in a war-torn field in Burma*

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    The backstory of how he escaped China and entered godhood.

    • @videl1186
      @videl1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tohou

    • @nekobara3189
      @nekobara3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see you everywhere

    • @memerman6465
      @memerman6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The strongest pfp

    • @videl1186
      @videl1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@memerman6465 cirno best girl

    • @neonlx2669
      @neonlx2669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No mistakes

  • @blueberrygobbler5772
    @blueberrygobbler5772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Decent run. Speeduncle has been known to influence.

    • @_bio
      @_bio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @CobraEerik
    @CobraEerik 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At this today he still never be found again

  • @carrotbs6122
    @carrotbs6122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LMAO MY HEADPHONES ARE THE SAME RN

  • @sushihorns
    @sushihorns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    fastest speedrun of all time

    • @Nuxzal
      @Nuxzal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the most legendary

  • @hontonix1413
    @hontonix1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "Dapz is with me"
    -Sun Tzu Art of War

    • @TTTTTTTTT853
      @TTTTTTTTT853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Sun Tzu is Chinese"
      - Cc

    • @mymother3650
      @mymother3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TTTTTTTTT853 nah he is from the nation of 齊

    • @floridamanvergilfromaltern938
      @floridamanvergilfromaltern938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TTTTTTTTT853 yes i am but not a member of ccp
      -Sun Tzu Art of War

    • @rihan5846
      @rihan5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TTTTTTTTT853 He's West Taiwanese

    • @TTTTTTTTT853
      @TTTTTTTTT853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rihan5846 No he’s not

  • @KomekkoXwX.
    @KomekkoXwX. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Since that day he has never been seen alive again.

  • @atheistidiot
    @atheistidiot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was a really solid run. Maybe, with some refinement, we'll see a sub 5 second run soon

  • @AttackUIWill
    @AttackUIWill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    99% of these comments - looking for CCP supporters
    1% of these comments - CCP supporters

  • @R9A9V2
    @R9A9V2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Condolences for the bereaved family of dapz. He has sacrificed his life for breaking one of the known most dangerous world record attempts in history with fatality rate of 100 percent. F

  • @Thiosulfate
    @Thiosulfate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Certainly a smart boy, not a wise man yet

  • @MinhTuanLe-is5e
    @MinhTuanLe-is5e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I Like how the chair spin

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Been looking for Dapz for a week now

    • @rioaezkamyx7072
      @rioaezkamyx7072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @s4stats698
      @s4stats698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i wonder how many notifications you get when ur million comments gets likes or replies

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ray Mak knows he can just post any comment he wants and still gets subs and likes.

    • @eboy8526
      @eboy8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y is this only having a single like

    • @cosmogol6058
      @cosmogol6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chinese authorities said he tripped on a knife and the knife triggered a pistol taht shot him in the pp 18 times

  • @lorenzopenna.
    @lorenzopenna. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Chinese guy: gets banned and deported from china
    Also the guy: "i see this as an absolute win"

    • @tematwist2695
      @tematwist2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      nah he was send to re-education camps in Uyghyr Autonomic Region

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      except you get deported to hell.

    • @FungusUSMC
      @FungusUSMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chinese guy: Gets kicked out of China
      Also Chinese guy: "Don't you threaten me with a great time"

    • @nmdgks
      @nmdgks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was physically removed from this world

    • @jaqenhghar904
      @jaqenhghar904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the hell getting deported from china a punishment.

  • @Laiyesi24
    @Laiyesi24 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    born in China
    Girl
    sPEedrUn coMPlEteD

  • @nicole5066
    @nicole5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone from China I don't know if I should be laughing but I am

    • @topgoose4818
      @topgoose4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You absolutely should be laughing, the ccp's a joke

    • @cadetw1376
      @cadetw1376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you using a vpn?

    • @nicole5066
      @nicole5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cadetw1376 Not educated enough to know, but I'm no longer a citizen from China. Changed my passport ig

    • @nicole5066
      @nicole5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@topgoose4818 Ofc

  • @HappyEgg915
    @HappyEgg915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    China's starting social credit
    normal person: 100
    Taiwanese: -100

    • @misaellos9190
      @misaellos9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What its Taiwan?

    • @fabiopadredemelo4638
      @fabiopadredemelo4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@misaellos9190 Tàíwân?

    • @misaellos9190
      @misaellos9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fabiopadredemelo4638 ???

    • @HappyEgg915
      @HappyEgg915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@misaellos9190 The magic country of bubble tea

    • @ilyantares
      @ilyantares 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this Thai one that people keep talking about?

  • @NibbleNibble2011
    @NibbleNibble2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ the speed uncle strat” - Dapz 2021

  • @thebotbuilder
    @thebotbuilder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That new exploit you discovered that allowed you to skip the Winnie the Pooh level was insane, I have seen it in TAS runs before but that has to be the first time a human has pulled the trick off

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dude went 🇨🇳 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 real fast

  • @ImDustCc4770
    @ImDustCc4770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    As a Taiwanese.
    I was be like "Wow,just like a normal day I already got banned but China still call us Chinese Taipei."
    So Yeah.That's what I thinking about.
    Keep this meme going.I can't wait to see more about how Chinese credit can do.

    • @anymea5159
      @anymea5159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As long as Taiwan exists as a nation, the world will also have a free and democratic China

    • @spnkrt
      @spnkrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@anymea5159 China? Don't you mean West Taiwan?

    • @anymea5159
      @anymea5159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spnkrt XD

    • @TheLostChild25
      @TheLostChild25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Kazumaf bruh...you're the type of guy to call all sort of asian people "chinese"? 😂
      there is no Japanese,Koreans and other for ya,right?

    • @TheLostChild25
      @TheLostChild25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kazumaf lemme guess,ur American?

  • @account8494
    @account8494 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Friendly fire is crazy

  • @sinistarz0253
    @sinistarz0253 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Chinese, Spanish and English in the intro and... banned from China, -1000000 credits already

  • @dieenttauschung4124
    @dieenttauschung4124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dapz teleported to the same place as Tom Scott went after he vaped

    • @itsguy695
      @itsguy695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is- EUGHUH

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and it is also the place that nigahiga went when he stopped uploading 1 year ago.
      It's also where Adolf Hitler went after leaving Germany (no it isn't argentina)
      It's where Waldo was found
      That nerf dart
      And also where I bury my bodies.
      Ignore the last one btw.

  • @francismoree
    @francismoree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    There are more optimized strats you can use on this speedrun depending on the current patch you're playing on.
    The most recent patch with Xi Jinping as president, means a direct insult to him will easily get a ban faster than historical events. So simply saying "Winnie the Pooh" can shorten your time drastically.

    • @bismayparida2115
      @bismayparida2115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well here goes ur 100000000

    • @zoomgle7954
      @zoomgle7954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Life* time

    • @potatogamerman
      @potatogamerman ปีที่แล้ว

      Often during that patch, many people used that strat to get sub 1-second runs, and extremely fast runs didn't have that same value, so he decided to use a weaker strat and still got a pretty fast time

  • @Jay_woffe
    @Jay_woffe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't forget the horror movie they made about the Chinese president

  • @kumupro219
    @kumupro219 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If your social credit is less than-1330000000000 they end you a missile strike as a gift

  • @BLXCO
    @BLXCO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “Of course not, the perfect video doesn’t exis-“

  • @Lucas-to2jc
    @Lucas-to2jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Don't worry guys, Dapz won't upload anymore because he's gonna take a little "vacation" in China. It's just gonna take forever.

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mark Reynolds no, china, stupid

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mark Reynolds no there’s more or less no cases there for quite some months or if you wanna say they started it then why not fuck Europe they had Black Death

    • @qwertykeyboard1207
      @qwertykeyboard1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justkev1044 Black death was theorized to be from China

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qwertykeyboard1207 sheesh
      Imo people should stop blaming countries for getting the world sick

    • @qwertykeyboard1207
      @qwertykeyboard1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justkev1044 Lmao when did i blame anything I just stated black death 'may' be from china

  • @Tommy_Orca
    @Tommy_Orca ปีที่แล้ว

    0:03
    plot twist: he social credit protection got broke because he spoke english, that why he got negative social credit

  • @POLYXTHERIAN
    @POLYXTHERIAN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rip getting banned from china

  • @ligma9853
    @ligma9853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I like how he starts speaking Chinese, then Spanish and then English

  • @userdata9511
    @userdata9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Me: “Kiryu Coco did nothing wrong!”
    My social credit: *chuckls* “I’m in danger.”

  • @user-uq4uw7bt4l
    @user-uq4uw7bt4l 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    为什么我的华为一播放这个视频就闪退?

    • @zerotimeleft
      @zerotimeleft 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i cant read

  • @Bootlegninja515
    @Bootlegninja515 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dapz got sent to chinese prison

  • @googleaccount388
    @googleaccount388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "hoy me expulsaran de China"
    "Today they'll expel me from China"
    Soy latino de corazon

    • @dapz
      @dapz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ye i dont remember how to conjugate so i used google translate and google translate stilldoesnt know how to conjugate

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dapz yeah, it would be "Hoy me prohibirán de China"

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dapz but idk, made enough sense to me

    • @mely105
      @mely105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@trashbug4843 as a Spanish-speaker person "hoy me prohibirán de China" doesn't make sense lol

  • @Yaori999
    @Yaori999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *names oneself Kiryu Coco in Genshin Impact*
    China: you weren't supposed to do that

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    relatable.

  • @friendlyclaymore942
    @friendlyclaymore942 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ha! As a Taiwanese, I don't even need to speak anything to-

  • @reiiz9942
    @reiiz9942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    This man sacrifice himself for our entertainment. What a mega giga ultra chad. Respec +1

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally just admitted that he only does this as a low risk grift
      >"Dw bud I hate edgelords as much as you do, but if you read my entire comment you would know that I posted this video to capitalize on the social credit meme. And it worked. I’m not trying to make a political statement, and the whole point of this channel is me doing low risk stuff :)"

    • @mikeken6733
      @mikeken6733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 why do you care? stop grinding social credits, fishhead

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikeken6733 You will never be a woman

    • @mikeken6733
      @mikeken6733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 lmao get stomped fishhead, the left nor china CAN NOT MEME

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikeken6733 >He says the left can't meme, as they hold every single position of power and influence, and arrest him for trying to prevent his daughter from being raped by a boy wearing a skirt.
      Did China make the FBI arrest White working class people, for buying pressure cookers? Did China cover up the rape of somebody's daughter, because the rapist was a troon? Did China build statues of drug addicts that threaten pregnant women at gun point? Did China kill Ashley Babbit, and then have her killer celebrated on TV as a hero? Did China murder Justine Ruszczyk Damond?
      Is "MUH CHINA" how you cope with the fact that the ADL decides who has free speech in the US and who doesn't?
      How do you feel about the fact, that YT will get ME censored, for calling you what you are? It rhymes with "maggot".

  • @arson1tez
    @arson1tez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Suicide by shooting himself in the head 5 times?
    Holy shit, this guy is trying to speedrun death when all he needed was one.

    • @BaptiRules
      @BaptiRules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the irony is that this happend to an american journalist.

    • @real_xijinping
      @real_xijinping 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks like a good chad, pity for him.

  • @ammi5311
    @ammi5311 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fact : Republic of China flag is the best anti pirate ship tool

  • @cainoob9401
    @cainoob9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dapz gets -9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Social Credit for disrespect