"I'll be honest, Nick. It looks racially charged" was some of the funniest delivery I've heard on this podcast. I was only listening on audio the first time so I had no frame of reference and when I heard that I started cracking up because it was so unexpected. Also hi Slime hope you hate this comment
You should watch the Trash Taste podcast. It's just that. Although I watch Ludwig, I found the Yard through their episode where they had Connor AKA CDawgVA on as a guest. He's a member of Trash Taste btw.
I stayed till the end, and I’ll do my part to push the algorithm. Regardless of how Slime feels towards my faceless presence on the earth, this podcast is good af. Keep up the great work :)
I have only listened on Spotify not knowing what Nick or Aiden look like but decided an hour into listening to this episode to pull it up on youtube... I can't explain how I feel about finding out but I watching feels different than listening. I will still be a Spotify listener lol
I am just trying to warn everyone on this podcast that M&M Kart racing is quite possibly the worst Wii game of all time. I tried to have a tournament of it with my friends like 7 years ago and it was literal hell. The game just doesn't work, straight up.
Lol back when that came out me and my friends speed ran it. I might have spent more time in that game than I spent in Mario kart Wii. It’s such a disastrously terrible game.
When Ludwig brought up the game I got instant flashbacks of not being able to turn and getting stuck in a wall every race, the game just made no sense at all lmao
Aiden's been the sweetest, most relatable person in the lineup, so I was just completely stunned at his tangent about hunting down the melee player who 'one and done-d' him. Absolutely hilarious follow up to allude to the possibility of calling out such a person at an IRL tourney. What a gamer. Happy birthday, Nick! Interesting thoroughline of discussing survivor's bias in the first half of the episode, btw.
Yo I've listened to every episode start to finish so 100% viewer retention here, y'all are just too funny. Also thanks to slime for reminding me to sub, the videos have been in my recommended box so I thought I was. Keep it up guys!
Boys, not legal advice but you’ve gotta drop that attorney! He’s a charlatan with so many conflicts of interest. If you’re gonna have a lawyer it’s important they’re competent and trustworthy.
I have a mini theory that they talked shit about him and cut it out, there's a noticeable cut around 41:19 where they must've said something that they didn't wanna leak
I can say with full certainty that I would watch 2 hours a day of Slime fucking up Ludwig's bits like @1:23:50 Jesus I almost died by choking on my water
The Yard pentathlon: (can’t limit yourself to track and field that’s lame) 1. Canoe sprint 2. Skeet shooting 3. 100m 4. Golf (but mini golf) 5. Table tennis
Im always confused by viewer retention metrics, since more than 95% of the time I watch a video all the way through (minus sponsor segments at the end). Is that due to mobile viewers or are there actually people that watch half a video and suddenly decide they arent interested anymore?
20:40 No, Nick was right. I took Pre-Algebra or Algebra 1 in 8th grade because I was in an advanced class and at the end of it if you passed the regent, you wouldn't have to take it in high school or 9th grade rather. So while everyone else in 9th grade was taking that class, everyone who passed in my class was taking Geometry. After that it was Algebra 2, Pre-Calc, and AP Calc.
something tells me this is the american education system being different from state to state and radically dumber than outside of the usa rather than like a measure of anyone’s intelligence in the group lmao
I have short term memory loss so I have no idea what you're talking even though I just finished watching the podcast, but I totally agree. WE WANT TO SEE IT!!
this is my first time watching the podcast instead of just listening on spotify, and i don’t know why but in my head you were all seated differently lol
The story that aiden was talking about was a short story from a book called guts by chuck palahniuk. It was actually read out loud on a book tour and throughout the tour 40 people had fainted from it being read
I was in Nyc one time and had that shit happen to me with the mixtape thing and I just dropped it on the ground and walked away when he wouldnt take it back. Worked for me.
oh god M&M kart racing got my mom so pissed off when i played it because I always put the sound all the way up, and the M&M's only have like one voice line
I listen to yall at work and I have finally worked my way through all the episodes and my face lit up when Nick said TAINTLIGHT literally no one i know has seen it..
I like catching hive mind on TH-cam but I see why it’s more fun to watch it on twitch it’s just not the best time of day for me and TH-cam is better than vods. But I feel like Ludwig should do what’s best for his business for sure
Ludwig is a real one for going through with the airplane toilet thing just for the podcast. I thought his balls would’ve gotten lodged into toilet while it flushed.
I googled "Blue M&M" to see what kind he is, and the first link is the M&M fandom wiki with this beautiful quote: "Blue is one of the 6 main characters from the M&Ms. His date was back to 1995 when Blue was elected new M&M's color. He is wanted in multiple countries for committing war crimes in Siberia."
59:49 there is some north korean kid who did the same thing during an international math competition and i think he successfully escaped to some south korean embassy.
Well, he hasn't given a specific label to what he is (if there is one), but they have slipped it in a couple of times that he has dated/dates both men and women, so I guess bi is a reasonable assumption.
Honestly for once i think lud is right, i completely stopped watching him in july, and i consistently watched him for like a good year or so. But i dont even feel like much has changed.
Popularity really got to Aiden's head, he doesn't even answer his random twitter dms anymore. I miss the old Aiden :^(
We should dm him more to remind him of the fans
sadge
@@MasterCalvin45 after every yard episode drops how much do your message requests increase?
It's tragic when people forget where they came from 😔
straight from the go aimen
happy bday nick
hi launders love your cs analyses and your casting
@@jeuese9201 thx mane
yo is that csboxr?
happy birthday nick
coach lau watches the yard? based
Mad respect for the person who added the chapter things
I know, really handy for if you’re coming back to listen to a specific bit or if you have to stop halfway through and can’t remember where you are
@@Hibernathan05 these have saved me tons of times
It's completely glazed over how good of a quote "I cheated in the same way rappers kill people" is
"I'll be honest, Nick. It looks racially charged" was some of the funniest delivery I've heard on this podcast. I was only listening on audio the first time so I had no frame of reference and when I heard that I started cracking up because it was so unexpected. Also hi Slime hope you hate this comment
Every episode I look forward to the “slimes dad” portion, what a legend
He seems like a funny guy not a 10/10 dad
we need to hear a voicemail recording from his dad lol
this comment hits different now
Well rip to the GOAT
i've got bad news for you bud
I've gotta hear this story now. "Oh yeah, San Francisco" is such a good start to an epic story
Thank you Aiden and Aimen separately for this great podcast
no way you mention "Andrewg" and JeremyMKW minutes apart in this podcast
the PEOPLE'S king kosmic a loyal yard viewer i stan
Was it the real Andrewg
Lol
bro when I hear him say AndrewG I had the same thought lmao
I listen to the yard OFTEN and this blows my mind everytime LMAO
I'm so happy this podcast got created. Its nice listening to people who are genuinely friends and funny
You should watch the Trash Taste podcast. It's just that. Although I watch Ludwig, I found the Yard through their episode where they had Connor AKA CDawgVA on as a guest. He's a member of Trash Taste btw.
Something about Nick getting pissed off about DM's is hilarious
I agree. We should DM aimen about it and ask if Nick's okay
It's the first time he's ever been loud on the podcast
you spelt slime wrong
Happy birthday nick
You guys should definitely have atrioc on whenever he’s in town
Love the podcast hope you all make millions
That would be a fire podcast
I need the Atrioc feature in my life
I stayed till the end, and I’ll do my part to push the algorithm. Regardless of how Slime feels towards my faceless presence on the earth, this podcast is good af. Keep up the great work :)
I have only listened on Spotify not knowing what Nick or Aiden look like but decided an hour into listening to this episode to pull it up on youtube... I can't explain how I feel about finding out but I watching feels different than listening. I will still be a Spotify listener lol
Rip they posted ur comment on twitter
Nick's initial response/question at 16:18 made me ugly laugh so hard. He is hilarious bro
I don't know why but slime's 9/11 story had me in tears. He's insane. I love it.
I am just trying to warn everyone on this podcast that M&M Kart racing is quite possibly the worst Wii game of all time. I tried to have a tournament of it with my friends like 7 years ago and it was literal hell. The game just doesn't work, straight up.
Dude that game is goated. I watched someone play it and it brought so much nostalgia. Full disclosure though, yes the game is terrible
yea all i remember about m&m cart racing is being stuck in walls and going super slow lol
Lol back when that came out me and my friends speed ran it. I might have spent more time in that game than I spent in Mario kart Wii. It’s such a disastrously terrible game.
When Ludwig brought up the game I got instant flashbacks of not being able to turn and getting stuck in a wall every race, the game just made no sense at all lmao
@@eliashernandez7068 that fiverr quality robotic voice.... "BREAKING SOUND BARRIER"
Aiden's been the sweetest, most relatable person in the lineup, so I was just completely stunned at his tangent about hunting down the melee player who 'one and done-d' him. Absolutely hilarious follow up to allude to the possibility of calling out such a person at an IRL tourney. What a gamer.
Happy birthday, Nick!
Interesting thoroughline of discussing survivor's bias in the first half of the episode, btw.
Yo I've listened to every episode start to finish so 100% viewer retention here, y'all are just too funny. Also thanks to slime for reminding me to sub, the videos have been in my recommended box so I thought I was. Keep it up guys!
HBD Nick, for the algo. Also this is a super Pog pod. Good work fellas
Boys, not legal advice but you’ve gotta drop that attorney! He’s a charlatan with so many conflicts of interest. If you’re gonna have a lawyer it’s important they’re competent and trustworthy.
I have a mini theory that they talked shit about him and cut it out, there's a noticeable cut around 41:19 where they must've said something that they didn't wanna leak
@@schilderen9110 Slime also mentions at the end that they talked shit about him and it would need cut out. LoL
@@PuzzleBox83 Nevermind, theory confirmed. I am the problem with the viewer retention rate.
@@schilderen9110 nah man props on u for noticing the cut
This is the only podcast I actively wait to come out every week
i literally watch the whole thing. 100% retention for this viewer
I retained so much I'm going to need a prune smoothie.
Same here brother, lets pump these numbers
Happy belated birthday Nick!!
Ludwig, please keep uploading hivemind! I watch/listen while I work it's a great way to get through the day!
20:42 in nick’s defense, after 2014 federal math curriculum got reset so he probably wasn’t in the stupid class. Happy birthday nick!
I can say with full certainty that I would watch 2 hours a day of Slime fucking up Ludwig's bits like @1:23:50 Jesus I almost died by choking on my water
best part of it by far LOL
1:24:20 as well
Watching The Yard in my yard. Pretty chill.
Watching The Yard in my room. Pretty chill.
Watching the yard hits different in my yard.
Yeah
The Yard pentathlon: (can’t limit yourself to track and field that’s lame)
1. Canoe sprint
2. Skeet shooting
3. 100m
4. Golf (but mini golf)
5. Table tennis
No melee?
Im always confused by viewer retention metrics, since more than 95% of the time I watch a video all the way through (minus sponsor segments at the end). Is that due to mobile viewers or are there actually people that watch half a video and suddenly decide they arent interested anymore?
Sometimes your in the mood to watch the whole way, sometimes you get bored
Lunch breaks. I watch this in 20 minute segments between work and eventually finish it with dinner at home
Gotta say I missed off the sticks for such a long time but I’m actually grateful this exists now lol
Happy bday envy
20:40 No, Nick was right.
I took Pre-Algebra or Algebra 1 in 8th grade because I was in an advanced class and at the end of it if you passed the regent, you wouldn't have to take it in high school or 9th grade rather. So while everyone else in 9th grade was taking that class, everyone who passed in my class was taking Geometry. After that it was Algebra 2, Pre-Calc, and AP Calc.
man i took algebra in 7th and geometry in 8th
@@arkfifty So what did you take in 9th? And did you take any regents for those?
i took algebra 1 in 8th grade too
@@Krow621 i took algebra 2 in 9th. not sure if i took any regents bc i dont think i know what those are
something tells me this is the american education system being different from state to state and radically dumber than outside of the usa
rather than like a measure of anyone’s intelligence in the group lmao
Them roasting him being in the pre algebra class was the funniest shit
pre algebra was like higher than geometry and trig in my school tf?
You know what's funny, that pool creepypasta Aiden talks about at 12:30 is actually a short story written by Chuck Palahniuk from his book "Haunted"
It's a short story called "Guts". Pretty wild.
It’s also a death in final destination
Absolutely not be surprised if this story got passed around as a creepypasta.
1:23:55 till 1:24:56 has my stupid ass wheezing at 5am while the rest of my house is asleep. thank you slime
Happy bday Nick
Actually love this podcast been waiting for it all day.
Also Happy Bday Nick
Here’s another one for the algorithm boys
Nick has the best stories LMAO
The time line stamps are the best thing in youtube podcasting. Thanks coinbase.
Aimen absolutely dying at Slime making that fucking noise was beautiful. Also validating, cause it made me cry laughing
Their whole bit on asking about stopping daily uploads straight up had me rolling
"Let us know if you want to see it" OF COURSE WE WANT TO SEE IT
I have short term memory loss so I have no idea what you're talking even though I just finished watching the podcast, but I totally agree.
WE WANT TO SEE IT!!
they’re just farming engagement lol
Man I actually really love this podcast. I look forward to it every Thursday
enjoying this podcast more than I thought I would. currently marathoning through all the past uploads
17:15 Ludwig says, "I feel you" and then just stares at Aiden's crotch.
Broooooo I didn't notice that lmao
👀
This podcast is some actual good shit
Ok but the shingles shirt could easily be an outline of a house behind the The Yard fence with the roof being the only thing colored in
Actually a fucking fire Idea
i have been waiting for the next episode and its finally here :D
this is my first time watching the podcast instead of just listening on spotify, and i don’t know why but in my head you were all seated differently lol
i absolutely love watching the yard because it's such a cozy feeling
love hearing the stories and the jokes :)
algorithm bump, shout out to nick who says the funniest shit on the podcast
The art was actually really cool Nick, you should show more on the podcast sometime
This is actually the best podcast I’ve ever seen in my life
The story that aiden was talking about was a short story from a book called guts by chuck palahniuk. It was actually read out loud on a book tour and throughout the tour 40 people had fainted from it being read
"its called a pink sock when youre having fun" im dead
I was in Nyc one time and had that shit happen to me with the mixtape thing and I just dropped it on the ground and walked away when he wouldnt take it back. Worked for me.
I was one of the pre subscribers Who is now stuck with kids recommendations and it’s great, i just watch old cartoons everyday
Don't cut hive mind, never been able to catch it live love the show when it's uploaded!
It will still be uploaded to his VOD channel if you are subbed to it.
Shout out to slime with the hilarious bit of messing with Ludwigs announcement, plus algorithmic bump
honestly the best one yet, well done all. nick, I hope you had a sweet birthday!
I love how angry they get at the DM’s shit is hilarious
I would actually love to see the viewer retention for these vids
1:24:59 lud barely said why and I got an ad. Funniest shit ever
commenting to nudge a cog in the machine of the algorithm, love the pod :)
love the pod's so far!
oh god M&M kart racing got my mom so pissed off when i played it because I always put the sound all the way up, and the M&M's only have like one voice line
Man, as a tried and true youtube frog, I'll miss the hivemind episodes/vods coming over here if lud has another season and drops them
He mentioned on stream that he still plans to put it in the Ludwig VODs. That channels gets everything. It is more of an archive of his content.
Where did he mentioned it here?
@@garrydimasa1964 He didn't. He mentioned it when he announced it on stream.
Would be incredible if the AndrewG from Lud's slots app is the same legendary Mario speedrunner
*slime leads ludwig into his daily upload explanation ridiculously*
Ludwig: So alot of people have been asking-
*Ad plays*
I listen to yall at work and I have finally worked my way through all the episodes and my face lit up when Nick said TAINTLIGHT literally no one i know has seen it..
I like catching hive mind on TH-cam but I see why it’s more fun to watch it on twitch it’s just not the best time of day for me and TH-cam is better than vods. But I feel like Ludwig should do what’s best for his business for sure
Happy Birthday Nick, you looked very submissive and breedable in this episode!
Very 🤤
basically carrying this podcast alone, Im commenting, hitting the bell, and wathced the full episode till the last secon onf for the viewer retention
need more of this in my life
Love this podcast, favorite by far
i listened the podcast on spotify first, I didn't understand why they were talking of eminem
Ludwig is a real one for going through with the airplane toilet thing just for the podcast. I thought his balls would’ve gotten lodged into toilet while it flushed.
we get it he’s a real one you say this in every comment section
@@david-fq2bm im honored you remember me 🥲
After hearing the confidence of lud to get Aiden on the team, I’m tryna imagine the amount of figures he pitched to Otto LMAO
just started watching the podcast, man Slime is hilarious, I should check out his streams more
this is the only podcast that i watch from start to end
I googled "Blue M&M" to see what kind he is, and the first link is the M&M fandom wiki with this beautiful quote:
"Blue is one of the 6 main characters from the M&Ms. His date was back to 1995 when Blue was elected new M&M's color. He is wanted in multiple countries for committing war crimes in Siberia."
59:49 there is some north korean kid who did the same thing during an international math competition and i think he successfully escaped to some south korean embassy.
Stop watching on 2 x
@@njk8366 listen on spotify first :)
wait aiden's bi?
huge win for the community
Ayeeeeeeman
Well, he hasn't given a specific label to what he is (if there is one), but they have slipped it in a couple of times that he has dated/dates both men and women, so I guess bi is a reasonable assumption.
when I heard this I got so happy :') we love a bi shingles king
@@PuzzleBox83 oh yeah for sure an assumption on my part based on my own label!
aiden's into dudes and that pretty cools
We all love a bi shingle man
Helping the algorithm😉 also happy bday nick
Legit the podcast is super funny, engaging and interesting. Like it feels you're just hanging out with your bros
Nick's face at the intro could be used as a reaction image
thank you god for creating Aiden
Slime can't hate me if he doesn't know I exist. As long as I never interact with him he can never hate me.
I love your content. You're absolutely amazing and wickedly talented.
This is pretty fire to listen to while doing something else, keep it up!
Mr. Beast really said, “anything below 70% is bad”
he really said that
Yes
He really said that
Yeah, Ludwig talked about it in his recent video called, “ I am ending daily uploads . . .”
He really said that
Now I want to see a version of Dodgeball with Aiden instead of Justin Long
having Atrioc as a guest for one of these episodes would be so awesome
The pool jet thing is in final destination
No idea if it came from that but its definitely there
Loving all the content subbed too all the channels man wish yall the best 💯❤
“she ruined 9/11”
That’s Ludwig “Short” Ahgren, that’s Quality.
wrong channel man
Honestly for once i think lud is right, i completely stopped watching him in july, and i consistently watched him for like a good year or so. But i dont even feel like much has changed.
Just repetitive content, he's been changing things up and it pulls me back each time
"thank gosh" one of my fav ludwig quotes wow
I was eating when Slime just dropped “September 11” and I just fucking spittaked all over, great content