Hank’s novels genuinely got me out of a 5 year book slump - i recommend them all the time and people always love them. If you haven’t read them and you’re watching this video, even if you don’t read, do yourself a favour and pop on the audiobooks.
when Slime asked Aiden how to say "my money long" in Mandarin, Aiden replied with "我们是朋友“ (wǒmen shì péngyǒu) which translates to "We are friends." They laugh and make fun of him, but he secretly was being wholesome and sweet.
Hank is such a social chameleon. He could be around any group of people and grab ahold of their behavior and speech patterns and fit right in. Pleasure to watch.
people are so weird nowadays toxic online brained that my bestfriend called it toxic positivity lol wtf is toxic positivity man x.x now shes pissed at me for saying its a good trait x.x old married couple vibes lol
@colbicolbiWTF oh broski, tis sad but true, toxic positivity can be quite the fickle mistress. Face-saving sycophants or the common type of ningen who chooses to fluff the truth to those around them, sacrificing honesty with glimmers of kindness. Usually concluding with a societal poisoning of the well I'd say, encouraging half blind faith in false hopes and their lack of foundation to a positive, universally acknowledged proof in our shared realities. Or something of that description, Toucan Sam taught me that the hard way years ago when I found out that mf don't even fux with froot loops. Big beaked mofo told me they were part of a balanced breakfast, all the while homie was steady sack-tappin my bowl of cereal, straight watching me eat it with that shit-eating beak n the whole 9 yards. Fuq a bird tho gimme that big ostrich mf with them big azz eggs 🥚 🤷🤷
@@PlutosAsleep him explaining his entire answer while stilll playing by the rule he learned _seconds_ before is why is the GOAT "meet on your turf" educator
It’s so nice of Hank to also reach out to kids who need a little more extra special attention in their education. So sweet of him. I think they learned a lot.
"Factor: The Jelly Donut Company" is already an early contender for ad-read of the year, holy shit. Aiden's full on commitment for the bit, Slime loving it, but Ludwig and Nick's faces reflecting that they know that they're not getting paid for this one was beautiful to see.
If you're on a phone, go full screen and zoom to 3.0x. You can align it where you only see ludwigs or Nicks face between camera angles, and it's very funny.
Hank and Slime have ASTOUNDING chemistry, 10/10. But even aside from that, this was an amazing episode, all of them had such great energy. Unironically would love for Hank to come back!
They are asking Hank Green questions that make him say things that I never thought I’d see Hank say. It’s like watching your Dad loosen up his personality as you get older 😂
My favorite Hank Green joke is a constipated guy and a diarrhea guy going ass to ass to fix their shit. Hillarious special! I'm so glad I got to see it.
@vlogbrothers I loved so much about your show! I had to have heart surgery to replace a collapsed wall and they wouldn't let me keep the removed material. I had never thought about it before, but if they had let me keep it, I definitely would have wanted to eat a piece. Then after the show, at 4pm on Tuesday, I looked up focaccia recipes. Now I'm heading to the store to get stuff to bake my brother some bread, and a glue stick to help board adheasion for a dick in a box kinetic sculpture I designed for my friends birthday(un related to my scheduled treat but it is part of my errand run and felt relevant from the butt stuff). Your show was a truly authentic and powerful experience. In addition to a being a great stand up set, you crafted an experience that left people inspired. As the early show was leaving, a woman passed by exclaiming, "Life is great!" We had a brief exchange, and she said I was going to love the show. In the show, you forced the audience to schedule some kindness into their life. I hope your recording in LA went well. Thanks again for an outstanding performance!
So did I. Like for a second I believe that he really found some quiz and then it turned out the questions were fucked. Tbh I’m still not sure if that was intentional. I was kinda excited to see how it would all play out
Hats off for this crazy crossover! I had stage 4 hodgekins lymphoma , spread to my spine 80% tumored! Im am 3 years cured now, after 6 months of chemo and a couple month of radiation! Props to Hank Green for doing so much while beating cancer,. "so far" from a fellow survivor!!
The vibe of this episode is Hank as Ludwig’s dad and the rest of the boys are Lud’s friends coming over and acting out a little too much. Lud looking scared of getting chewed out when they go home
I’m literally not remotely the target audience for this. I’m a mom, who’s Hank Greens age. I loved this. Y’all are so adorable and I hope your moms are proud ❤️
1:28:20 I'm so glad hank green and slime are sharing my story. i have had the vomit inducing constipation before, I'm a recovering opioid addict, and something fun that they don't tell you about heroin is that it really slows down your GI tract, you tend to get really backed up, and then it hardens as a big brick as your lower intestine absorbs more and more water, it forms a blockage, and then you slowly stop getting hungry as you fill up over the course of a few weeks, and if you come off during this time, everything slowly starts moving again, but the front moves faster than the back, and you start getting nauseous. basically it is the same sensation that you feel when you just ate way too much food, but it's constant, 24/7, until the blockage is removed and things start moving again. imagine basically slowly starving to death while feeling fuller than you've ever felt, so full that it's making you nauseous. the only relief comes when you do some exercise that moves your abdomen, the mechanical stimulation forces the contents of your small intestine back up into your stomach, and you vomit this putrid slurry of watery shit-vomit. it honestly tastes way worse than vomit, and I'm assuming just by the odor that it probably also tastes worse than shit, because it is actively off-gassing sulfur from these undigested sugars and fiber actively being eaten by your microbiome. it's kinda like if you put shit and vomit into a food processor and then left it in a tupperware in the sun for a few days. anyway, relief finally comes when you evacuate enough of that matter from your small intestine and either pass (not severe) or actively break up (for very severe) the blockages in your lower intestine. fortunately, opiate withdrawals cause fairly severe diarrhea, so your body is like actively trying to help you solve this problem the moment you stop taking the drugs. in my case, i managed to pass it after repeated flushing with irritant enemas (which kinda make your loins feel like they're on fire, like you put a chili pepper up there), eventually i just got one of those half gallon enema bags, did a stimulant enema and chased it with a half gallon of water to really force it up there, that managed to do the trick and rehydrate it enough that i was able to pass it without dying or going to the hospital. honestly, it's kind of a miracle that I'm alive, i do NOT deserve to be here, but I'm grateful for the opportunity to be alive today, sober for six years!
That’s awesome! Thank you for describing the process in such detail. I was genuinely confused at first and pretty skeptical when I heard about that phenomenon. What you say makes so much sense, and it seems you came by that insight fair and square. Every day is a victory. Six years is a titanic achievement.
I love how Hank can dish it, while still being kind and personable. He’s a wonderful role model. This is my first video here, and I’ve known hank since I was in high schools in the 2.0 days. Look forward to more!
"I do a lot of slides" may be the perfect opening line for the crossover I never in a million years would have thought. Now I just gotta wait til they ask if he is cut or uncut.
I love that Hank, while fully understanding the general vibe of this show, was not ready for actual interesting and insightful conversations/ questions.
Ok so my school was super religious, and this story is like a poem or whatever about a guy who walks on the shore and theres footsteps or whatever and this guy talks to god and asks him why theres only one set of footprints, "didnt you say you'd always be my bae and walk with me?" and god says that he carried him in valorant all along or whatever. I think.
And tbh, Slime's reaction was nice, too. Just "oh, I didn't know", and immediately started using female pronouns. That is exactly how that exchange should always go. No recrimination or defensiveness or arguing. Just acknowledge the new information and move on.
i keep coming back to this episode. Hank was such a good guest. I like how the boys played off Hank and vice versa. This episode is definitely one of the best
I always forget what Hanks true personality is bc I mostly watched him as a kid through his educational content. I need to watch his other stuff more often though bc omg he was so funny
@@emo6577yeah, and he’s really malleable socially. On the podcast he adapted his behaviors and jokes to match the Yard members, pretty noticeably. Definitely go check out the other channel he’s on, though. You’ll learn a lot and maybe get the opportunity to contribute to real world change. It’s awesome
Watching the vlogbrothers while in highschool is what got me hooked on youtube. Like 15 years later still here and loving what creators are able to produce.
On the topic of comedians and crowd work, another reason that some comedians post a ton of crowd work isn't because their regular material isn't good, but it's that they don't want to post all their jokes and then have to constantly come up with new material so people don't get pissed that they've already seen the jokes on youtube or whatever other platform. For example, Randy Feltface has a TON of crowd work clips, way more than his written jokes, but it's to get his name out there, but not give away all of his stuff.
Same with Gianmarco Soresi, whose crowd work is incredible, but it's the only stuff you can really find online because the rest he decidedly doesn't share.
I’m only halfway through and this is already by far my favourite episode. Worlds colliding. Massive thank you to hank for coming on and the boys for being hilarious as always
So, I have no ideas who any of these guys are except for Hank, but can anyone confirm, the gentlemen in the green hat is giving major John Green vibes, having an existential crisis over atoms 😂😂😂
I love them finding out just what. all. Hank. has. done! I've been following the VlogBrothers for longer than I care to remember, so at times I forget that Hank has done ALL THE THINGS! So seeing these guys discuss it in a short span of time, and it's such an impressive list, it makes me remember to appreciate the incredible being that is Hank Green.
This is one of the best guest episodes to date. Guy comes on barely knowing anyone and is completely keeping tempo and cracking jokes. Dude slid in like butter with a bunch of niche gamers saying yeah I played mincraft with my son. Legend.
this episode is amazing for many reasons everyone has pointed out already but i just wanted to say this factor ad is an all-time aiden performance. absolutely magical. "protein plus maple bars" killed me
Part of the 17 here, and I gotta say, I would never in a million years beg Hank Green to be on your podcast. His time is worth more than that. For real though this is dope
“I don’t watch basketball but I will watch Steph hit threes” is somehow so poetic and is how I feel anytime a scientist talks - I’m like wow this guy really did it they really understand magic
Yes, I laughed at so many bits with Hank Green. But I also appreciated Aiden's standout Factor ad read. He carried that ad read despite having everyone against him.
My science thing I explain to people to break their brain and introduce them to science is: Why puddles dry. I had this question for many many years and when I was taking thermodynamics I finally learnt the answer and it fascinates me. Here was my question: Water becomes steam at 100°C (at 1 atm), so why do puddles dry if they're not at 100°C. I always wondered, do the sun hit them long enough that they do get to 100°C? but I knew that couldn't be the case because even in cold environments they would eventually dry. The reason still fascinates me to this day: The universe is constantly trying to achieve equilibrium (but it never will, as entropy can only increase) therefore all systems are always trying to achieve thermodynamic equilibrium. For a system to be in thermodynamic equilibrium, it needs to be in thermal equilibrium (same temperature), mechanical equilibrium, chemical equilibrium (no reaction happening) and *phase* equilibrium, meaning everything is in the same phase (solid, liquid and gas). The desire for thermal equilibrium, for example, is what causes heat transfer to happen, there are two things at different temperatures, and whether you want it or not, this will cause an energy exchange up to the point where they reach an infinitesimally similar temperature (or basically almost the same temperature). As for the puddle: It dries because of phase equilibrium. If you saw the puddle as a bunch of layers of water touching eachother (like laying a lot of blankets on top of one another), the layer at the top is touching the air. There is a difference of phase there, as the air has a percentage of water in gas form in it. Therefore in that interface (the contact between liquid water and gas water), an energy exchange due to phase difference starts to happen, up to the point where that top layer becomes gas, then the layer below it is now touching water in gas form, therefore an energy exchange happens again, and so on and so forth until the puddle is dry. That is why puddles dry even though they're not hot! I find it fascinating. Something similar happens when you have a half empty bottle of water and suddenly there is mist on the inside of it.
I get what they mean about how not understanding an atom is scary. Applied sciences has outpaced scientific research so far that it’s a bit of a shock to realize that despite how modernized and advanced our society is, we generally don’t understand most of the fundamental physics that empower us to make the technology we have. Electricity is a big one for me. It blows my mind that despite having very little understanding of how exactly electricity works at an atomic level, nearly everything we own is powered by electricity.
Halfway through and I already know this is a must rewatch. Hank Green is a great guest but the boys are also quite good at this, them and their little science questions. This was great
Hank Green is such a phenomenal educator/performer and honestly an improv artist since he seems to match the energy of any room he’s in, contextualize then explain any content asked. And if he doesn’t know, he’s humble and wants to learn. Such a model human being.
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Hank’s novels genuinely got me out of a 5 year book slump - i recommend them all the time and people always love them. If you haven’t read them and you’re watching this video, even if you don’t read, do yourself a favour and pop on the audiobooks.
Thank you Hank Green for you donation !
听起来像走不牛
@@TheYardPodcastwill it go towards the 7 year old?
Aww dangit they pinned the actual comment
hi
a collab that we deserve but the yard definitely doesn't
Funniest comment here and it's not close
true and real
(it’s actually insane that i commented this before seeing that part of the kahoot quiz)
....yeah....yeah youre right lol
Amen to this
Aimen 🙏
Seeing hank green on the yard is akin to seeing your family doctor at your weed dealer's house.
Actually got a solid chuckle out of me
& then you find out they can _hang_
I mean, that's an endorsement right there.
I saw my family doctor at a big beach park in an island and my reality shattered. He’s a cool guy ????????
Holy shit you're right.
Like, I never expected this.
My favorite part of this how was quickly Hank caught on to the weird speech patterns and sense of humor of the yard bois
Yeah man. You can tell he puts real effort into blending with people. It's a cool skill to watch
You can kindof hear him picking it up at times too
@@dominoot2652”we had kid”
My favorite part 01:02:20 lol
he's a smart fella they are fart smellas
when Slime asked Aiden how to say "my money long" in Mandarin, Aiden replied with "我们是朋友“ (wǒmen shì péngyǒu) which translates to "We are friends." They laugh and make fun of him, but he secretly was being wholesome and sweet.
LMAO poor Aimen
AWWWW
Awwwwww, that’s devastating now 😭💔
😭😭😭
But why is he LYING bc Babbel doesn’t offer Mandarin as a language option
Hank is such a social chameleon. He could be around any group of people and grab ahold of their behavior and speech patterns and fit right in. Pleasure to watch.
Like a serial Killer, that's so killer.
people are so weird nowadays toxic online brained that my bestfriend called it toxic positivity lol wtf is toxic positivity man x.x now shes pissed at me for saying its a good trait x.x old married couple vibes lol
@@colbicolbiWTF so are you married? dating?
Saw him on all the podcasts, he's really down with every kind of people
@colbicolbiWTF oh broski, tis sad but true, toxic positivity can be quite the fickle mistress. Face-saving sycophants or the common type of ningen who chooses to fluff the truth to those around them, sacrificing honesty with glimmers of kindness. Usually concluding with a societal poisoning of the well I'd say, encouraging half blind faith in false hopes and their lack of foundation to a positive, universally acknowledged proof in our shared realities. Or something of that description, Toucan Sam taught me that the hard way years ago when I found out that mf don't even fux with froot loops. Big beaked mofo told me they were part of a balanced breakfast, all the while homie was steady sack-tappin my bowl of cereal, straight watching me eat it with that shit-eating beak n the whole 9 yards. Fuq a bird tho gimme that big ostrich mf with them big azz eggs 🥚 🤷🤷
i love how hank responds to luds simple brain questions he has sometimes like “when did u want kid” and he matches the vibe flawlessly
I loved that entire line 😭 he fits in with the boys' mannerisms astonishingly well
It was so funny i had to watch it 3 times
lud is definitely thinking about kid :D
he understands how to explain things in ways people connect with
@@PlutosAsleep him explaining his entire answer while stilll playing by the rule he learned _seconds_ before is why is the GOAT "meet on your turf" educator
there's a parallel universe where hank mentions the mobile game Gubbins which he partly owns and slime goes wild
Its a great game
Slime needs to see this comment
Bro fr, I love Gubbins so much, and every day when I open it I do a little “gubbinsss! :3” quietly to myself 😂
this reminded me to play gubbins bc I paid for the unlimited version
I dont understand the funi however I know it exists therefore I like
How does Hank fit in to every single podcast? He just fits into whatever crowd he's in. What a super power
I can finally tell my parents that I listen to educational podcasts
Every episode is educational. They only talk about really deep topics that make you think
@@Leebs_06 the first sentence was "I know for a fact you're wearing a diaper right now"
@@YoursTrulyAudreyYeah, Socrates type shi
@@YoursTrulyAudreyyou don’t come to discern something like that without a breadth of worldly knowledge at your disposal
@@YoungCoconutttFair point, can't fault them for being omniscient
The Yard continues to impress with random yet perfect guests.
I am BEGGING for Brennan Lee Mulligan to come on the show.
OMG YES WE NEED THIS 🙏🙏🙏
Yo, that would be fucking amazing. Brennan would be so hilarious with these guys
Omg
Hasn’t Zac Oyama been on there?
@@sofieschuurman3746 Yes!! When he showed up I was like "Wait... This was an option??"
Honestly I need appearances from the entire Dropout crew
It’s so nice of Hank to also reach out to kids who need a little more extra special attention in their education. So sweet of him. I think they learned a lot.
Hank Green calling Ludwig Daddy is automatically one of the best moments of 2024
I have to be dreaming, This can not be a real episode. actively laughing my ass off rn
Is he gay or something
You're username made my day. And I will most certainly steal that
where whats the time whats the time
@@maruwapofilms815 not sure I just remembered hearing it on the audio ep.
Hank Green: I haven’t played a video game in 15 years.
Also Hank Green: had two successful video game based channels for several years
I still quote him and Katherine!
Also Hank Green: owns 10% of a mobile game
It’s so in character for Aiden to snap say “We are all friends” in Mandarin when backed into a corner.
big if true
@@dan200smx7 it’s true.
Source: me
@@overdrivexelerate Confirmed big!
@@dan200smx7 I was here.
@@Gilsworthhype
when hank says clint and the way they all in unison went “stevens???” was beautiful i needed that
lmao the way hank said "no" was like he knew he was disappointing them and enjoyed it
I audibly said "Stevens?" at the same time. It was a weird feeling
Low-key one of the funniest things to happen on this podcast in months
The reach The Yard has is fucking crazy, Zac Oyama, Hank Green, this is the best timeline brothers
It’d be really funny if they, just to piss people off, they get Sam Reich’s dad instead of Sam Reich or Brennan
@@ericlytle2209 there's no fucking way these clowns get Robert Reich, former US labor secretary, on the show
its really funny to use these examples and not Asa Butterfield
@@YANILLIONAIREasa kinda makes sense tho with how big into smash he is
@@YANILLIONAIRE forget that and remember he’s just a boy who likes smash lol
"Factor: The Jelly Donut Company" is already an early contender for ad-read of the year, holy shit. Aiden's full on commitment for the bit, Slime loving it, but Ludwig and Nick's faces reflecting that they know that they're not getting paid for this one was beautiful to see.
If you're on a phone, go full screen and zoom to 3.0x. You can align it where you only see ludwigs or Nicks face between camera angles, and it's very funny.
Seeing hank so happy and full of laughter genuinely made my day better.
Hank and Slime have ASTOUNDING chemistry, 10/10. But even aside from that, this was an amazing episode, all of them had such great energy. Unironically would love for Hank to come back!
Hank has a low taper fade circumcision?!?!?
This needs to be top comment
broooo
They are asking Hank Green questions that make him say things that I never thought I’d see Hank say. It’s like watching your Dad loosen up his personality as you get older 😂
Hank's immediate reply to batteries of 'Yeah, what about em?' almost like they were asking Hank about a person instead of an object.
If you haven't watched his episode on Safety Third, go check it out. I thought the same thing while watching it.
"its complicated" was an insane response 😅
@@MrTuneslolThe story that followed was great too, it actually IS complicated lol
This is now my top 3 episode and best guest episode. Hank and Slime had great synergy.
Other 2?
Of course they did, they are the same
@@Alex_agamergotta be luds dad and zac oyama
@@divorceshoes5492then we are the same 🤝
They are the same!
He adapted to the vibe so quickly. The way hank said “we are the same,” like he was a regular yard member
When I first listened to this in audio format, it was a solid 30 seconds before I knew if Hank Green’s inclusion was serious or not.
@@linkling5497 came out in audio yesterday, and I’m perpetually on TH-cam on my phone lmfao.
@@linkling5497 Patreon I assume
@@linkling5497 it comes out a day before in audio only
@@SanaChamait’s released on Spotify the day before
@@SanaChama ?
hank’s “that’s when i was carrying you” sends me every mf time
I didn't get that one, but would like to. Cap?
@@jonaswolterstorff3460 google “footprints in the sand” it’s like a poem about god loll
sorry to be that person but can you please explain this bit bc it went completely over my head
I didn't get it (":
Y’all who didn’t get it, lemme tell you about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ
My favorite Hank Green joke is a constipated guy and a diarrhea guy going ass to ass to fix their shit. Hillarious special! I'm so glad I got to see it.
Falco is the constipated guy that that joke was about!! Also, that was all improv’d so I know you were at the late show in SD.
bro ??
@vlogbrothers I loved so much about your show! I had to have heart surgery to replace a collapsed wall and they wouldn't let me keep the removed material. I had never thought about it before, but if they had let me keep it, I definitely would have wanted to eat a piece. Then after the show, at 4pm on Tuesday, I looked up focaccia recipes. Now I'm heading to the store to get stuff to bake my brother some bread, and a glue stick to help board adheasion for a dick in a box kinetic sculpture I designed for my friends birthday(un related to my scheduled treat but it is part of my errand run and felt relevant from the butt stuff).
Your show was a truly authentic and powerful experience. In addition to a being a great stand up set, you crafted an experience that left people inspired. As the early show was leaving, a woman passed by exclaiming, "Life is great!" We had a brief exchange, and she said I was going to love the show. In the show, you forced the audience to schedule some kindness into their life. I hope your recording in LA went well. Thanks again for an outstanding performance!
This is the best comment thread in TH-cam history.
This thread is what will hold together the world 🌍 in 2024
i love nick hitting everyone with "i think its a bell curve" and then proceeds to explain shit entirely unrelated to a bell curve
hearing Hank Green say , 'Fuck you!' to Slime just about broke my brain in twain.
I must have missed this when did this happen I don’t wanna watch the whole thing again
@@Octavizor20:15
I didnt expect the best answer to cut or uncut would come from Hank Green but then again what cant this man do
hank running that joke cold into 4 people was so fucking impressive. That shit was funny too
I wasn't expecting to but I cry laughed, it hit outta nowhere man
The kahoot bit was executed so flawlessly, I genuinely thought Nick found some random quiz.
Oh same
So did I. Like for a second I believe that he really found some quiz and then it turned out the questions were fucked. Tbh I’m still not sure if that was intentional. I was kinda excited to see how it would all play out
The most important scientific question I've always wanted Hank Green to answer is whether he is cut or uncut.
Schrodingers circumcision
And the answer couldnt have been more complicated if he tried 😭
And it's yet another one of those things where we find out that science doesn't really have an answer.
Hats off for this crazy crossover! I had stage 4 hodgekins lymphoma , spread to my spine 80% tumored! Im am 3 years cured now, after 6 months of chemo and a couple month of radiation! Props to Hank Green for doing so much while beating cancer,. "so far" from a fellow survivor!!
also my hair grew back thicker!! and also more curly!!
that’s beast
Congrats on being cured and beating lymphoma 💪🏻 @Theantmang
hodgekins kinda a cute word fr
Aiden saying "We are friends" in Mandarin in response to Slime was so funny
Time stamp?
@@nepo884 The Babbel sponsor read, starts at 1:00:12
I'm super high and I said "you fucked your doctor?" at the same time as Slime and I was so confused as to how they heard me
The vibe of this episode is Hank as Ludwig’s dad and the rest of the boys are Lud’s friends coming over and acting out a little too much. Lud looking scared of getting chewed out when they go home
I’m literally not remotely the target audience for this. I’m a mom, who’s Hank Greens age. I loved this. Y’all are so adorable and I hope your moms are proud ❤️
are you single
@@slimewire Yeah, dating cut into my gaming and anime time lol
@@truckerdave8465 bet
Girl ur literally EXACTLY the target audience
@@ieatdice-gy8vw I’m pretty sure over 40 moms are a very small part of the audience but I’m personally glad to have found the podcast!
Hank was way funnier than I expected, he immediately just matched the vibes perfectly, this episode has a few classic bits already.
I now badly require an episode featuring Vsauce as the guest. I cannot begin to imagine how chaotic that would get.
little bro PREMOVES the cut or uncut question?? UNHEARD OF!!
"Thats how you keep the alt right from giving you a hard time" is an amazing response.
Haven't laughed like this in a while
Nick's confidence after getting back to back validations from Hank was amazing.
1:28:20 I'm so glad hank green and slime are sharing my story.
i have had the vomit inducing constipation before, I'm a recovering opioid addict, and something fun that they don't tell you about heroin is that it really slows down your GI tract, you tend to get really backed up, and then it hardens as a big brick as your lower intestine absorbs more and more water, it forms a blockage, and then you slowly stop getting hungry as you fill up over the course of a few weeks, and if you come off during this time, everything slowly starts moving again, but the front moves faster than the back, and you start getting nauseous.
basically it is the same sensation that you feel when you just ate way too much food, but it's constant, 24/7, until the blockage is removed and things start moving again.
imagine basically slowly starving to death while feeling fuller than you've ever felt, so full that it's making you nauseous.
the only relief comes when you do some exercise that moves your abdomen, the mechanical stimulation forces the contents of your small intestine back up into your stomach, and you vomit this putrid slurry of watery shit-vomit.
it honestly tastes way worse than vomit, and I'm assuming just by the odor that it probably also tastes worse than shit, because it is actively off-gassing sulfur from these undigested sugars and fiber actively being eaten by your microbiome.
it's kinda like if you put shit and vomit into a food processor and then left it in a tupperware in the sun for a few days.
anyway, relief finally comes when you evacuate enough of that matter from your small intestine and either pass (not severe) or actively break up (for very severe) the blockages in your lower intestine. fortunately, opiate withdrawals cause fairly severe diarrhea, so your body is like actively trying to help you solve this problem the moment you stop taking the drugs.
in my case, i managed to pass it after repeated flushing with irritant enemas (which kinda make your loins feel like they're on fire, like you put a chili pepper up there), eventually i just got one of those half gallon enema bags, did a stimulant enema and chased it with a half gallon of water to really force it up there, that managed to do the trick and rehydrate it enough that i was able to pass it without dying or going to the hospital.
honestly, it's kind of a miracle that I'm alive, i do NOT deserve to be here, but I'm grateful for the opportunity to be alive today, sober for six years!
Holy shit, congrats! Big ups, that's amazing
That’s awesome!
Thank you for describing the process in such detail. I was genuinely confused at first and pretty skeptical when I heard about that phenomenon. What you say makes so much sense, and it seems you came by that insight fair and square.
Every day is a victory. Six years is a titanic achievement.
Now thats poetry. You deserve it big man!
This is the biggest guest in my opinion that the yard has ever had in their 100 episodes
they had squeex though
@@ebenezer-scroogewho?
Between him, stavros, and bbno$
Hank clears @@toeitch
@@toeitch Not to be rude, but again, who?
hands down, hank had the best answer to the "are you cut or uncut" question out of all the guests they've ever asked.
hank green is the goat of having the arnold palmer of circumcisions and that's something i've always said always
this was a banger sentence and dont let anyone take that from you
I love how Hank can dish it, while still being kind and personable. He’s a wonderful role model. This is my first video here, and I’ve known hank since I was in high schools in the 2.0 days. Look forward to more!
"I do a lot of slides" may be the perfect opening line for the crossover I never in a million years would have thought. Now I just gotta wait til they ask if he is cut or uncut.
the answer may shock you ~! 🤯
how did the answer make you feel?
The very expensive perm joke that Hank made about his hair killed me
“constellation prize” was a good touch 1:10:00
I love that Hank, while fully understanding the general vibe of this show, was not ready for actual interesting and insightful conversations/ questions.
Crazy that Hank Green is a guest on the pod before Jerma.
Hoping for a Jerma episode though
What if we had a Jerma AND Hank pod
@@oreganoed8913 that would be a generation defining moment
I think we can all agree Jerma would be in fetal position from the bullying about 5 minutes in
“and the part where there was only one pair of footsteps in the sand, that’s where I was carrying you” had me rolling
I didn't get that one, could you explain?
@@rerorero6493I think it’s something to do with Jesus Christ
Ok so my school was super religious, and this story is like a poem or whatever about a guy who walks on the shore and theres footsteps or whatever and this guy talks to god and asks him why theres only one set of footprints, "didnt you say you'd always be my bae and walk with me?" and god says that he carried him in valorant all along or whatever. I think.
@@Unorthodoxica Yeah exactly, in the episode they were mixing up tons of sayings and this is a really common Christian story
"I thought your Wikipedia page would be longer" is such a violation. hahaha
Hank just casually correcting Slime on Eddie Izzard's pronouns was so nice to see
And tbh, Slime's reaction was nice, too. Just "oh, I didn't know", and immediately started using female pronouns. That is exactly how that exchange should always go. No recrimination or defensiveness or arguing. Just acknowledge the new information and move on.
The whole interaction was so refreshing.
what a wild blend of crass and actual intellectual conversation
Its crazy how well Hank Green gels with the Yard. He even starts talking like them when he explains having a kid 14:18. Great ep!
This is an amazing cross over i didn't expect
slime and hank's interactions were surprisingly wholesome and less of slime prodding him than i expected. i love this pod so much lmao
Genuinely made me laugh and smile the entire episode, 11/10 guest and person
i keep coming back to this episode. Hank was such a good guest. I like how the boys played off Hank and vice versa. This episode is definitely one of the best
The Yard and Hank Green collab is a match made in heaven! It's so cool to see these two worlds come together in such an unexpected way :)
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Pretty sure that Hank is just great at matching people's energy. He was on Safety Third podcast. He matched up with them great.
I didn't know this podcast and i'm just on a hank green binge but everyone seems very lovely and silly
Hank roasting the boys and holding his own is the greatest. Great episode
I always forget what Hanks true personality is bc I mostly watched him as a kid through his educational content. I need to watch his other stuff more often though bc omg he was so funny
@@emo6577yeah, and he’s really malleable socially. On the podcast he adapted his behaviors and jokes to match the Yard members, pretty noticeably. Definitely go check out the other channel he’s on, though. You’ll learn a lot and maybe get the opportunity to contribute to real world change. It’s awesome
Watching the vlogbrothers while in highschool is what got me hooked on youtube. Like 15 years later still here and loving what creators are able to produce.
Hank's chemistry with he yard boys is actually crazy
On the topic of comedians and crowd work, another reason that some comedians post a ton of crowd work isn't because their regular material isn't good, but it's that they don't want to post all their jokes and then have to constantly come up with new material so people don't get pissed that they've already seen the jokes on youtube or whatever other platform. For example, Randy Feltface has a TON of crowd work clips, way more than his written jokes, but it's to get his name out there, but not give away all of his stuff.
Same with Gianmarco Soresi, whose crowd work is incredible, but it's the only stuff you can really find online because the rest he decidedly doesn't share.
What a heater of a show. Hank and Slime were popping off of each other
imma watch this again in like a week
My mom got cancer this year so we bought her the cancer socks for Christmas and she was very amused. Thank you Hank Green cool sock science man.
didn't expect this collab!
Hank being half-circumcised and being in-between the cut half and uncut half is funny to me.
I've been waiting to find out if Hank Green is uncut or cut since Nick talked about the episode
im literally wearing hanks cancer socks right now. I love that he came on this silly silly podcast
I’m only halfway through and this is already by far my favourite episode. Worlds colliding. Massive thank you to hank for coming on and the boys for being hilarious as always
So, I have no ideas who any of these guys are except for Hank, but can anyone confirm, the gentlemen in the green hat is giving major John Green vibes, having an existential crisis over atoms 😂😂😂
Hank fit in so shockingly well
“There’s ways!?”
“You know… you’ve looked it up…”
😂
what a disgustingly unexpected crossover i love it
I love them finding out just what. all. Hank. has. done! I've been following the VlogBrothers for longer than I care to remember, so at times I forget that Hank has done ALL THE THINGS! So seeing these guys discuss it in a short span of time, and it's such an impressive list, it makes me remember to appreciate the incredible being that is Hank Green.
Why is Hank Green is best? His comedic timing is just perfect and so unique and fits right in
This is one of the best guest episodes to date. Guy comes on barely knowing anyone and is completely keeping tempo and cracking jokes. Dude slid in like butter with a bunch of niche gamers saying yeah I played mincraft with my son. Legend.
this episode is amazing for many reasons everyone has pointed out already but i just wanted to say this factor ad is an all-time aiden performance. absolutely magical. "protein plus maple bars" killed me
you made me go back and watch the ad thank you
This was a deadly episode and I'd love to see Hank on here again. Surprised how quick he was to roll with the bits.
This is by far one of your best episodes to date. Listening, alone, doesn't do it justice. You have to watch.
Crazy that of all guests they ever had on the podcast Hank Green is closest to being the same as Slime.
Part of the 17 here, and I gotta say, I would never in a million years beg Hank Green to be on your podcast. His time is worth more than that.
For real though this is dope
“I don’t watch basketball but I will watch Steph hit threes” is somehow so poetic and is how I feel anytime a scientist talks - I’m like wow this guy really did it they really understand magic
This is literally my two favorite worlds coming together
Yes, I laughed at so many bits with Hank Green. But I also appreciated Aiden's standout Factor ad read. He carried that ad read despite having everyone against him.
My science thing I explain to people to break their brain and introduce them to science is: Why puddles dry. I had this question for many many years and when I was taking thermodynamics I finally learnt the answer and it fascinates me.
Here was my question: Water becomes steam at 100°C (at 1 atm), so why do puddles dry if they're not at 100°C. I always wondered, do the sun hit them long enough that they do get to 100°C? but I knew that couldn't be the case because even in cold environments they would eventually dry.
The reason still fascinates me to this day: The universe is constantly trying to achieve equilibrium (but it never will, as entropy can only increase) therefore all systems are always trying to achieve thermodynamic equilibrium. For a system to be in thermodynamic equilibrium, it needs to be in thermal equilibrium (same temperature), mechanical equilibrium, chemical equilibrium (no reaction happening) and *phase* equilibrium, meaning everything is in the same phase (solid, liquid and gas). The desire for thermal equilibrium, for example, is what causes heat transfer to happen, there are two things at different temperatures, and whether you want it or not, this will cause an energy exchange up to the point where they reach an infinitesimally similar temperature (or basically almost the same temperature).
As for the puddle: It dries because of phase equilibrium. If you saw the puddle as a bunch of layers of water touching eachother (like laying a lot of blankets on top of one another), the layer at the top is touching the air. There is a difference of phase there, as the air has a percentage of water in gas form in it. Therefore in that interface (the contact between liquid water and gas water), an energy exchange due to phase difference starts to happen, up to the point where that top layer becomes gas, then the layer below it is now touching water in gas form, therefore an energy exchange happens again, and so on and so forth until the puddle is dry. That is why puddles dry even though they're not hot! I find it fascinating.
Something similar happens when you have a half empty bottle of water and suddenly there is mist on the inside of it.
I'll remember this comment for eternity
I appreciate you.
I get what they mean about how not understanding an atom is scary. Applied sciences has outpaced scientific research so far that it’s a bit of a shock to realize that despite how modernized and advanced our society is, we generally don’t understand most of the fundamental physics that empower us to make the technology we have.
Electricity is a big one for me. It blows my mind that despite having very little understanding of how exactly electricity works at an atomic level, nearly everything we own is powered by electricity.
I love how even the Yard wasn't expecting the scale of how special their Guest is because of how just much of a cool person Hank Green is.
This is a crossover that I never expected and didn't expect to work but damn Hank really meshes so well with the boys
Halfway through and I already know this is a must rewatch.
Hank Green is a great guest but the boys are also quite good at this, them and their little science questions. This was great
rhett and link on the yard would be prime
I audibly laughed so hard when Hank said, "I have to turn off my phone.... it's Clint." and everyone in unison says, "Stevens???"
Hank Green is such a phenomenal educator/performer and honestly an improv artist since he seems to match the energy of any room he’s in, contextualize then explain any content asked. And if he doesn’t know, he’s humble and wants to learn. Such a model human being.
Holy HALF CUT?!?!? HE IS THE SCIENCE MAN AND HE UNITES US ALL!!!
LETS GO I’ve been a vlogbrothers stan since 2010 and didn’t know Hank was into Chris Fleming. Big win