>eah. The Emperor didn't mean this kind of pointless xenophobia. It was necessary back then since just a few millenia before, the xenos had broken from being vassals of the Empire of mankind, during the aftermath of the Men of Iron rebellion, so the relations would had been shit when the Emperor got a grip of the mankind again. It was more like a policy for the time when mankind was recovering, not yet back to full power (figuratively speaking), where you couldn't afford to trust any of the xenos races. >Implying xenophobia is bad.
@MinecraftPro15 The xenophobia won't be a problem for him, it's the Inquisition and the shitty way the Imperium is run that would piss him off. Along with how people worship him as a god, though it should make him more powerful so maybe he won't hate it too much.
Should've left it as " retarded " funnier imo Astarded implies it weighs upon astartes the most and they're probably the only redeeming quality of the imperium:/
I dont see it happening. he's gotta defeat the forces of chaos just to get off the throne...THEN deal with the imperium in all its decadence and re direct 10,000 years of dogma that is centered around him. it won't jus be that he shows up and changes all this shit with none stop bloodshed as then he fuels korne even as he fights to weaken chaos by changing the imperiums very soul. but sadly so far all I've heard about the emperor is he was highly advanced yet fell back on mass slaughter rather than strategy basically every time(feel free to prove me wrong I'm new to 40k)
@Toprak ozdemir So mortally wounded with his soul shattered into fragments and stuck on life support for thousands of years you honestly expect him to come through that with out at least a tiny bit of brain damage ?
Mike Loeven If he comes back, any damage around his body would be healed. He is still mentally very strong "holding the barrier in warp, navigating the Imperial ships " so his mentally damaged state would still be more clever then Einstein! And TTS really ruined the "Grimdark" word of 40k.
WH40K is already pretty grim. But it gets even grimmer that the one who founded the Imperium is actually a good guy, who has the will and the power to stop all the shit going on in the Imperium. But can't leave the throne and can't really do anything about it.
Good... in a sense that he wants Humanity to thrive, but bad in a sense that he only sees the big picture. He has completely exterminated planets for their beliefs, let entire planets become enslaved because it's easier than recreating the government by force, alienated his sons and their feelings because...Emperor, and Emperor is too damn busy and important. I'd say he is a Variation of Neutral.
every time someone asks What the Emperor Would do to the Imperium Upon his Return in Warhammer 40K i just think of him smashing his head into a pillar over and over again as he mumbles to himself about how freakin stupid humans are.
gaunt897 gaunt897 he said himself that he would 1: spasm violently on the floor 2: scratch his noise "even though its gone the sensation is still there" 3: take a shower
Imperial Cult: So did you get a good rest? Emperor of Man: So you progressed mankind to the benefit of all and embraced innovation? Imperial Cult: ....not exactly. Emperor of Man: Hold my Crown...
More like: *Looks out the window* *Sees stagnating, xenophobic, hellish dystopian society* *looks at Inquisitors and Imperial Cult leaders* "Roboute, bring me my greatsword" Inquisitors and cult leaders: *confused screaming*
@@lotusluminance5872 followed by him sending orders for a propper culling of the Inquisition to his executors, the Space Wolves. Never forget the Month's of Shame.
As an outsider looking into the 40kverse I always thought that the Emperor of man would have despised what his Imperium has devolved into. Good on him.
The guy literally razed an entire planet and ordered the devastation of one of his own legions to prove a point about the dangers of religion - on his return he would purge the entire ruling caste of Terra and probably punish Guilliman for allowing the Imperium to fall into such a state.
Guilliman is only recently back, iirc, and he's trying his damndest to fix the Imperium. But the Imperial cult has grown way too much power in the absence of Guilliman and the Emperor himself.
@@stevensanders6696 it ultimately matters little The cult holds power, but if Gulliman decides to continue the work they began most (if not all) space marine chapters will fall in line As will most primarchs still loyal to the emperor The cult will submit, or be torn asunder as worlds side with the son(s) of God Their powerbase is fragile..because nearly every world knows who the Marines are There's a reason they don't punish the Marines for heresy while they'll burn world's for even a hint of it Their power will die the moment the emperor awakes..or the Marines no longer allow them the grasp they have
Wolf of Pride - what would he do with krieg I mean they are loyal to him even after death and would charge the eye of terror if he so wished it but are incredibly zealous to him so that is going to be an interesting conversation
Wolf of Pride yeah he will tell them face to face he is not a god was never a good his son just told lies about him and tell them they can stay and help rebuild
It’s very simple the chaos gods will just be laying and then they would hear a scream so loud from earth the chaos gods will go deaf and the emperor will destroy everything
Yes, a sceam that's louder and horrific than the eye of terror Imagine living a long life since the beginning of humanity, and watch the humans in golden era shit themselves, and you decide to take action, and it also took you another 200 years to conquer back most part of the galaxy After all that humanity shit themselves again while you are reseaching in your private lab And you gotta sit on a golden toilet almost ethernity
personally this is what i think Emps should do 1. permenantly close the Webway portal and renew his body 2. announce his return LIKE A BAWSS with a Ridiculously golden bright light that repels the Tyranid's and introduces them to fear 3. un-fuck the bureaucracy of the Imperium 4. fix the religious bull-crap 5. Revive, Retrieve, and Redeem the Primarchs and Malcador 6. get a new set of Armor 7. let Alucard (TFS) out of his cell 8. Murder the Chaos gods 9. Marry Isha (depends) 10. PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! 11. 2nd Great Crusade (DUH) 12. fuse Imperium, Eldar, and DAoT tech to create a masterpiece
He'll be spending another 10 millennia handing out power fist enhanced bitch-slaps to the higher members of the imperium of man all while bringing about the *real* imperial truth. Taco Friday.
first thing that comes in my mind is to actually convence people that he really is the emperor himself, not some heretic or xeno acting as the emperor, cos im sure that if he were to change something that the people with power dont like, they start screaming YOU HHHHHHERRRETIC!
the emperor is the most powerful psychic human ever to live, and also his mere carisma would instil loyalty on those that gaze upon him, his sole presence is enough to convince anyone that he is the EMPEROR, as happened with the primarchs when he first re-encounter them
Considering that the Emperor towers over all of his sons, the Primarchs, the smallest of whom clock in at about eight feet tall, it'd be hard to mistake him for anyone else... leaving alone his overwhielming psychic presence that even non-psykers can feel in his presence.
You do realize that the Guilliman is back...right? No one questioned Guilliman when he literally took over the Imperium to fix it. If the Emperor woke up, no one would question him as the others have stated. They would instantly KNOW who and what he is.
Sadly I don’t think it ever will. GW made 40k in the image of perpetual war. If the Emperor were ever to be resurrected, humanity would prosper over the galaxy, ending that perpetual war.
@@highlander918 that never happened while the emperor was alive, there wasnt peace even during the age of wonder. GWS is just too obsessed with their board games to move on.
Question: Why are there only Chaos gods formed from the baser actions & thoughts of sentient creatures. How come noble actions don't give rise to the birth of deities who represent Order? There is no logic in how things currently work.
Zennofobic because the warp is a realm of chaos and conflicting ideas and thoughts. The chaos gods represent the good and the bad, tzeentch is a beacon of hope and khorne is honor bound and would never torture or backstab. The gods are simply too volatile because of said conflicting ideas and thoughts to be ordered and good
that's really interesting, i've never heard anything "positive" about Chaos... just hordes of demons and warped space marines looking to fuck everyone up. I do hear alot about the love of Papa Nurgle and stuff like that... I"m just a fan of the lore, never played the tabletop game just video games
Because the good is overshadowed by the bad. Khorne followers will never betray or backstab you - because they make their intentions known from the get-go. They want you to die, so they'll stab you in the face until you die. Brutal honesty, but honesty nonetheless.
They're so shitty seeming because the good and bad is all intertwined, and it's hard to separate the fact that they do indeed do things that are nice when they're also responsible for so much misery. In reality though, Chaos just "is." To quote Alfubasa, Tzeentch represents progress and change, and thus while he's the patron of malicious schemes to cause great harm, he's also the patron of those clever enough to stop them. Nurgle is ultimately a representation of stagnation, of eternal cycles without alteration. Things live, and then they die, playing host to more organisms that will repeat the process. Indeed, he represents nature itself, the ultimate eternal cycle, the circle of life. Khorne is struggle and survival. Justice, bravery and honor as well as hate and bloodlust. and thus represents both bloodthirsty monsters who eat women and children for breakfast, but also the poor imperial guardsman giving his all to prevent that. Slaanesh is born from extreme emotions and experiences, and thus embodies both the incredible joys of life, every positive feeling and emotional high you have ever felt, and the incredible pains, the depressions, agonies, sorrows. Both in body and in soul, your experiences are tied to Slaanesh. However, all of these qualities must be represented in the Chaos Gods more or less in total, and thus we humans, being mostly decent people, are so horrified by the bad and so desensitized to the good (because we're used to people having a modicum of decency) only notice the evil.
That's one way of looking at it. Another is that the good/peaceful gods got eaten by the evil/aggressive gods, but to keep said gods from just showing back up (and likely being more on guard) the chaos gods had to take in what those gods were. Khorne had to accept honor, Tzeench had to accept the hope of defeating his schemes, Nurgle had to love his followers instead of being indifferent to them, Slanessh is inherently the good and the bad and so got a pass. Because the galaxy is a grim dark place where bloodlust, slaughter, pain, selfish plotting and decay are rampant, the chaos gods as we know them remain as they are. Should the tide turn somehow, the gods might well face either starvation or being changed to reflect the new status quo. Or they might split again, the 'good' parts ripping free in the 'evil' parts rejection and forming an inverted pantheon of Order that opposed them. We can reasonably assume from Slanessh's consequence of birth that this would do terrible things to the warp and real space alike. The reason why Chaos can manage to get such a hold in the Imperium is that they have good facets to trumpet while they hide their dark truths behind that facade. (among others.) Ultimately, the Chaos 'gods' are just massively powerful demons that draw from a wide pool of power, the wider the pool, the stronger they are. The price of a wide pool is being tied to so many different things.
I really want to see how the emperor would handle the tau. I mean, the Tau are not xenophobic, they don't hate humans, in fact, they treat humans better than the imperium itself does, they have a similar mindset, encouraging curiousity, innovation, and creativity, do not hate religion or personal beliefs as long as they do not seek to cause harm, and they are reasonably unspoiled by the warp.
One thing to consider: When Guilliman visited the Golden Throne he remained in council with the Emperor for a full day and night. To me this implies not only that the Emperor is still alive, but is aware of what is going on and able to communicate. Guilliman leaves the meeting devastated by the knowledge that the Emperor viewed his Primarchs as mere tools. How could he know this unless the Emperor himself told him? This is a personal opinion held by the Emperor that had never been mentioned anywhere before. If all these are true then the Emperor is at least complicit if not supportive of the Imperial Creed.
Imagine the whole universe being so badly messed up that when the only arguably reasonable guy awakes he immediately has to put up a battle against his own throne room.
If The Emperor Had TXT To Speech! 1 Roll around on floor screaming and convulsing then itch his everything! Later fix everything with his gilded glory and might!
The idea of the emperor returning is an interesting one, but (considering how warhammer fantasy's "end times" concluded) the odds of such a hopeful and glorious event occurring among the grim dark grim darkness of 40k are slim to none.
I love how your style improved without losing the signature tone and rythm of your narrative! You're doing such a good job, I'm getting ever more interested in wh40k !!!
also in the case of resurrecting c'tan could the idea of finding a way to harness the energy being released by the eye of terror to feed theyre apitite? then the eye of terror would slowly become no more over millions, maybe trillions of years, destroying any chaos threats and warp threats within and also keeping the gate closed?
So in order to get off the “Golden Throne” he’s going to need the means to “close the portal”. Maybe if he were to push down the “Golden Lever” it would create a powerful cosmic whirlpool. Then he could slam the “Golden Lid”. He should then wash his “Golden Hands”.
Did something change in the lore? The golden throne doesnt lead to a webway, it was capable of creating its own piece of webway.. it wasnt connected yet to the actual webway. During the horus heresy warpgates opened up around the throne, the adeptus custodes stepped through them to fight and die so no demon could come through. (and for all we know they're still fighting lol) Thats the lore as it used to be as far as i remember. Also, before i forget, the omnisiah is a voiddragon (c'tan) buried under mars. So yeh machines do actually get a spirit of sorts. The Emprah knows as he's the one who caged it there. Again thats the lore as i know it / remember it. I guess WG changed things for the worse.
GORK 'N MORK AR DA STRONGEST UV DA GODS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Seriously though they probably actualy are considering orks are all devoted to one of them. There are trillions of orks and they are all very psychicaly empowered so ...
1. Mail order a ton of spare parts. 2. fix the damn webway portal. 3. Re-reclaim Terra from barbarians . 4. break down Mechanicus and use custodes + Grey knigths to conquer the whole of Sol 5. Great Crusade 2.0
An interesting way for the Emperor to come back is through reincarnation. I mean, they already took stuff from Dune and the Elric saga, might as well take from the Wheel of time.
You missed a big initial problem, Vulkan the perpetual primarch developed the dead man's switch on the Golden Throne, so the day the Emperor dies, is the day Terra does too to ensure that Chaos can't have Earth.
I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll fuck shit up and try to bring back the Imperium back to reason. The Eclisiarcy? Didn't they learn anything during the Great Crusade?
2:48 not quite. Magnus may actually be an option, if he can be convinced. Look at the first 10 or so episodes of 'if the emperor had a text to speexh device' to understand. It's not technically canon, but it makes more sense than anything GW has ever put out.
i think exactly like you both, i think than, maybie the return of Marcus the Red it would become cannon eventually IF the return on him's own body is what Games Workshop wish for the Emperor of mankind in W40K universe
Malcador was seriously powerful but he wasn't as strong as Magnus since Magnus was supposed to be the one to sit on the Golden Throne. After Malcador sat on it he was pretty much destroyed.
SJ Connors Oh, shut up. Magnus was supposed to sit it when the wards were up and working. Malcador sat it after Magnus' assfuckery when he ruined everything for everyone by breaking the wards. At that point to sit the throne meant not just direct the astronomicon, but actually power it up, as well as maintaining the warp rift under the imperial palace shut, mentally fighting a gazillion daemons trying to pull through. Nobody but the emperor could sit it for a long period of time, at that point. And Malcador lasted for a couple of days at that. That's a guy who teleported a moon into the warp and back. Magnus has never shown such feats.
The Emperor would start a new project for psykers! his knowledge of superior DNA and gene manipulation would create a new set of High psykers and perhaps start a new Project Primearch! 🤔😀
I'm of the opinion that the Emperor won't ever return, but that his death will be the end of 40k. . . And 40 thousand years in the past, in a hidden palace somewhere in South East Turkey, he will open his eyes, write down his notes and then meditate again to see how his next plan plays out until he gets it right.
Honestly the civil wars that would be caused by the emperor's return would probably be very quick as it would likely be The Legio Custodes, The Adeptus Astartes(minus the black templars), A handful of actually competent tech priest hereteks like Bellesarius Cawl, The Sisters Of Battle who would be very depressed about him not being a god but would still fight for him, the primarcs Corvus Corax(if he knew of the emperor's return) Leman Russ(if he knew of the emperor's return) Vulcan(if he knew of the emperor's return) Robuttee Gilliman vs the administrium, the black templars, and a handful of sisters of battle, 80% to the entirety of the inquisition, some lightly armed priests of the eclesiarchy, and the cult mechanicus
Well since all true space marines are loyal to the emperor and no one else, the achlesiarchy would have no choice but to surrender to his will...or be obliterated and wiped from history.
but seriously, it was so good some systems willingly joined into the imperium . like 40k without the inqusition, imperial cult, overpopulated hiveworlds, toxic, and dead planets, rampant povety and crime, tyranids, necrons, traitor spacemarines, tau an undestandable law and govement system , a wery living Emperor. and hopfull future
"What would the Emperor do to the Imperium Upon his Return ?" Probably the same as Jesus - if he should ever return - to "Christians" and maybe all other "believers" : Wipe out all hypocrites and bigots, destroying all churches , mosques , synagogues , temples , .... Jesus said "Don´t build houses of wood and stone, because god is Everywhere and doesn´t need houses of worship !" and The Emperor had a hardcore-atheist agenda , what do you expect ?
As a person just getting into Warhammer 40k lore, I conclude, that Emperor's priority should be to... get a successor. Which isn't gonna happen any time soon, 'cuz no human so far can match his psychic powers etc and he can't really leave his throne just like that.
So question. The leader of the salamanders was a perpetual meaning he could die and come back. He was thrown into a volcano and then later came back. So isn't it possible that if the Emperor died he would just come back?
Entirely possible, but it is risky. Who knows how long it would take for the Emperor to respawn? His energy keeps the Astronomicon running, and Human Webway closed. Terra and the Imperium could get boned if the Emperor doesn’t revive fast enough.
Go on his golden toilet to relieve himself after some 10K years. Also probably eat some chocolate , imagine the sensation of chocolate after 10K years? After all that he would make the greatest psychic face-palm ever when he realizes what his Imperium had become.
Since the emperor is confirmed to be a perpetual, all we need to do is take him off the throne and allow him to regenerate. Yeah all of Terra would die but that’s the grim dark future for you.
If the Emperor is a perpetual why hasn't he "regenerated" yet? Even if a perpetual is disintegrated they will reappear somewhere else, unscathed. I know he suffered some seriously bad injuries in his fight with (FUCKING) horus and sitting on the Golden Throne isn't exactly a spa treatment, but he is the Emperor after all, ten thousand years seems like enough time for him to regenerate. If Rowboat Girlyman can do it then so can he!
My brother did too. I started off with Eldar. Both Tau and Eldar got killed off by Warhammer 40k. Tau can not shoot worth anything anymore. Eldar's powers are now nulled and are not worth anything anymore; deny the witch. Then there is the Ancient Doom, which kills off Eldar when facing Slaanesh units.
Question: Since the Imperium is one of the biggest civilizations in the galaxy with trillions of citizens. Could it be that a chaos god or entity similar to the Emperor of Mankind be born? I mean, watching one of your videos you mentioned that religions can make Chaos stronger. Imperial cult is no different to religion thus, could fuel Chaos.
THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND was a human with psiquic powers that improve across centuries and develop incredible power,every day millions of psiquics are born ,but only few have the luck of survive and develop his power to a mature state and even less can become a kind of super psiquics
Well they prey to the Emperor, which is why the Emperor is still alive in the warp. Basically, the thing that is keeping him from being consumed by chaos, is the very thing he hates.
From a story perspective, strife and enemies are necessary, the yin and the yang must balance. So if the Emperor returns, then something else has to give, Imperium split into two by civil war or Xenos or somehow even stronger chaos forces.
Emperor: “AW my grandkids are so cute!”
Imperium: *xenocidal, anti-innovationist screeching*
Emperor: “oh no they’re Astarded.”
Hiro Tnynfox "astarded" I'm fucking weak XD
>eah. The Emperor didn't mean this kind of pointless xenophobia. It was necessary back then since just a few millenia before, the xenos had broken from being vassals of the Empire of mankind, during the aftermath of the Men of Iron rebellion, so the relations would had been shit when the Emperor got a grip of the mankind again. It was more like a policy for the time when mankind was recovering, not yet back to full power (figuratively speaking), where you couldn't afford to trust any of the xenos races.
>Implying xenophobia is bad.
Heresy! Without "xenophobia" is it impossible to maintain your Empire.
@MinecraftPro15 The xenophobia won't be a problem for him, it's the Inquisition and the shitty way the Imperium is run that would piss him off. Along with how people worship him as a god, though it should make him more powerful so maybe he won't hate it too much.
Should've left it as " retarded " funnier imo
Astarded implies it weighs upon astartes the most and they're probably the only redeeming quality of the imperium:/
Emperor:
*wakes up*
*looks around*
“what’s with all the skulls?“
“What is with you people and skulls?”
Also Emperor: Why every things looks so gothic, I made that ship design just for fun
And why are there so many candles, *sniffs* is that lavender?
@@magosdominus7395 not lavender more like the smell of the dead psykers
Unless something like the emperor awakening happens, warhammer 40k is like watching a car accident in slow motion.
The tree the car is heading to is a mixture of chaos/tyranids?
its a car accident slowed down to the speed of a year every million years.
"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield."
--The Scout from TF2
I dont see it happening. he's gotta defeat the forces of chaos just to get off the throne...THEN deal with the imperium in all its decadence and re direct 10,000 years of dogma that is centered around him. it won't jus be that he shows up and changes all this shit with none stop bloodshed as then he fuels korne even as he fights to weaken chaos by changing the imperiums very soul. but sadly so far all I've heard about the emperor is he was highly advanced yet fell back on mass slaughter rather than strategy basically every time(feel free to prove me wrong I'm new to 40k)
Where time is chopped in half speed again and again. Never quite getting to the point
Short answer, watch If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device.
Nick Craig well it's a little too late to cut Girlymans life support unfortunately.
Same lol
@Toprak ozdemir So mortally wounded with his soul shattered into fragments and stuck on life support for thousands of years you honestly expect him to come through that with out at least a tiny bit of brain damage ?
Amen
Mike Loeven If he comes back, any damage around his body would be healed. He is still mentally very strong "holding the barrier in warp, navigating the Imperial ships " so his mentally damaged state would still be more clever then Einstein! And TTS really ruined the "Grimdark" word of 40k.
WH40K is already pretty grim. But it gets even grimmer that the one who founded the Imperium is actually a good guy, who has the will and the power to stop all the shit going on in the Imperium. But can't leave the throne and can't really do anything about it.
Good guy?
@@TankManHeavy Yeap
Badger
Empror is a good guy
But everyone else is a poo
Good... in a sense that he wants Humanity to thrive, but bad in a sense that he only sees the big picture. He has completely exterminated planets for their beliefs, let entire planets become enslaved because it's easier than recreating the government by force, alienated his sons and their feelings because...Emperor, and Emperor is too damn busy and important. I'd say he is a Variation of Neutral.
Dude's a logical, intelligent, sensible guy. Good guy? Oh, OH, fuck no.
every time someone asks What the Emperor Would do to the Imperium Upon his Return in Warhammer 40K i just think of him smashing his head into a pillar over and over again as he mumbles to himself about how freakin stupid humans are.
gaunt897 gaunt897 he said himself that he would 1: spasm violently on the floor 2: scratch his noise "even though its gone the sensation is still there" 3: take a shower
This is basically the premise of "If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device" :p
By his own existence, he proves the potential of humanity. It's just gonna take a while...... I guess.... maybe....
if read something in the bible refering to a man with theee pures soul it really sounded like it would be the emporer
Here's the screwed thing if the shamans that created the emperor chose any other action the imperium would have never existed
Imperial Cult: So did you get a good rest?
Emperor of Man: So you progressed mankind to the benefit of all and embraced innovation?
Imperial Cult: ....not exactly.
Emperor of Man: Hold my Crown...
More like:
*Looks out the window*
*Sees stagnating, xenophobic, hellish dystopian society*
*looks at Inquisitors and Imperial Cult leaders*
"Roboute, bring me my greatsword"
Inquisitors and cult leaders: *confused screaming*
@@lotusluminance5872 The Inquisition: UH UH UHHHHH We ummm.....
Yeah, the guy's gonna have to slaughter a *LOT* of Asswipes when he gets revived and Guilliman would see all of that as therapy and join in
@@matthewbrune5490 trust me the emperor and lord guilliman are not alone on this many of us guardsmen would gladly join them in the cleansing
@@lotusluminance5872 followed by him sending orders for a propper culling of the Inquisition to his executors, the Space Wolves.
Never forget the Month's of Shame.
As an outsider looking into the 40kverse I always thought that the Emperor of man would have despised what his Imperium has devolved into. Good on him.
I'm not an expert myself but from the few books I read I'm sure he would hate what his Imperium had turned into.
The guy literally razed an entire planet and ordered the devastation of one of his own legions to prove a point about the dangers of religion - on his return he would purge the entire ruling caste of Terra and probably punish
Guilliman for allowing the Imperium to fall into such a state.
Guilliman is only recently back, iirc, and he's trying his damndest to fix the Imperium. But the Imperial cult has grown way too much power in the absence of Guilliman and the Emperor himself.
Steven Sanders True that and we also don't know the conversation he had with the Emperor on Terra either.
@@stevensanders6696 it ultimately matters little
The cult holds power, but if Gulliman decides to continue the work they began most (if not all) space marine chapters will fall in line
As will most primarchs still loyal to the emperor
The cult will submit, or be torn asunder as worlds side with the son(s) of God
Their powerbase is fragile..because nearly every world knows who the Marines are
There's a reason they don't punish the Marines for heresy while they'll burn world's for even a hint of it
Their power will die the moment the emperor awakes..or the Marines no longer allow them the grasp they have
The emperor would also go to town on the Inquisition and purge those exterminatus decreeing lunatics
Wolf of Pride - what would he do with krieg I mean they are loyal to him even after death and would charge the eye of terror if he so wished it but are incredibly zealous to him so that is going to be an interesting conversation
The bulk of the Emperors goddly might probably comes from the Death Korps, he might show them favor and have them replace the inquisition
Wolf of Pride yeah he will tell them face to face he is not a god was never a good his son just told lies about him and tell them they can stay and help rebuild
you dont believe in the Inquisition? You must be a HERETIC!!!!
He would more likely reform them.
It’s very simple the chaos gods will just be laying and then they would hear a scream so loud from earth the chaos gods will go deaf and the emperor will destroy everything
Khorne: Take a chill pill!
Tzeetch: I kind of regret this decision.
Nurgle: Someone needs his sneakers
Sleensh: More please~
@@Xo-3130you know it's THAT bad if Khorne himself says "take a chill pill!"
Yes, a sceam that's louder and horrific than the eye of terror
Imagine living a long life since the beginning of humanity, and watch the humans in golden era shit themselves, and you decide to take action, and it also took you another 200 years to conquer back most part of the galaxy
After all that humanity shit themselves again while you are reseaching in your private lab
And you gotta sit on a golden toilet almost ethernity
I like the idea of Big E being a legitimate threat to the chaos gods.
And he will take Khorne and papa Nurgle out of job
The lords of Terra are about to get DEAD when the Emperor awakens.
Read "The Emperor's Legion" talks a lot about the High Lords and what happens when Guilliman comes back
Daniel Haire that's why they keep him imprisoned on the Golden Throne
Daniel Haire "breathing? THATS ILLEGAL!!!!"
John The Rhodesian *Heresy
Hr woudnt punch the elderly tha much but the adeptus ministorum ohoho.
He might need to hit the gym first before he starts lopping heads.
Quiz what did you say?
He speaks HERESY!
The Emperor is more ripped than a man mountain!
Just believe and it will be so. :)
Nathan O'Connor right now I am just a skeleton
The God Emperor Of Mankind - don't worry my emperor couple of rounds of krieg training and you'll be back in no time
He has skipped leg day for as few thousand years
personally this is what i think Emps should do
1. permenantly close the Webway portal and renew his body
2. announce his return LIKE A BAWSS with a Ridiculously golden bright light that repels the Tyranid's and introduces them to fear
3. un-fuck the bureaucracy of the Imperium
4. fix the religious bull-crap
5. Revive, Retrieve, and Redeem the Primarchs and Malcador
6. get a new set of Armor
7. let Alucard (TFS) out of his cell
8. Murder the Chaos gods
9. Marry Isha (depends)
10. PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. 2nd Great Crusade (DUH)
12. fuse Imperium, Eldar, and DAoT tech to create a masterpiece
*ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRD!*
_WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?_
*...Go for a walk.*
i really like nr.7 :)
Number 0. scratch that itch
13. Clean up the xenocidal machinations of the current imperium and forge alliances with any beneficial "xenos" such as the Tau.
He'll be spending another 10 millennia handing out power fist enhanced bitch-slaps to the higher members of the imperium of man all while bringing about the *real* imperial truth.
Taco Friday.
first thing that comes in my mind is to actually convence people that he really is the emperor himself, not some heretic or xeno acting as the emperor, cos im sure that if he were to change something that the people with power dont like, they start screaming YOU HHHHHHERRRETIC!
true dat but it would still take nice amount of time to get rid of all of them
the emperor is the most powerful psychic human ever to live, and also his mere carisma would instil loyalty on those that gaze upon him, his sole presence is enough to convince anyone that he is the EMPEROR, as happened with the primarchs when he first re-encounter them
He would have to regain control over the Space Marine chapters. Dare I say covertly.
Considering that the Emperor towers over all of his sons, the Primarchs, the smallest of whom clock in at about eight feet tall, it'd be hard to mistake him for anyone else... leaving alone his overwhielming psychic presence that even non-psykers can feel in his presence.
You do realize that the Guilliman is back...right? No one questioned Guilliman when he literally took over the Imperium to fix it. If the Emperor woke up, no one would question him as the others have stated. They would instantly KNOW who and what he is.
I sincerely hope this event comes to pass soon. I'd LOVE to see how things unfold and see the Imperium change.
Jonathan Gunn I feel the same. I'd even like to see new Primarchs, but purer, and a uniting with the Eldar.
*Nail, gather the dragonballs*
Sadly I don’t think it ever will. GW made 40k in the image of perpetual war. If the Emperor were ever to be resurrected, humanity would prosper over the galaxy, ending that perpetual war.
@@highlander918 that never happened while the emperor was alive, there wasnt peace even during the age of wonder. GWS is just too obsessed with their board games to move on.
Watch TTS and enjoy it
Question: Why are there only Chaos gods formed from the baser actions & thoughts of sentient creatures. How come noble actions don't give rise to the birth of deities who represent Order? There is no logic in how things currently work.
Zennofobic because the warp is a realm of chaos and conflicting ideas and thoughts. The chaos gods represent the good and the bad, tzeentch is a beacon of hope and khorne is honor bound and would never torture or backstab. The gods are simply too volatile because of said conflicting ideas and thoughts to be ordered and good
that's really interesting, i've never heard anything "positive" about Chaos... just hordes of demons and warped space marines looking to fuck everyone up. I do hear alot about the love of Papa Nurgle and stuff like that... I"m just a fan of the lore, never played the tabletop game just video games
Because the good is overshadowed by the bad. Khorne followers will never betray or backstab you - because they make their intentions known from the get-go. They want you to die, so they'll stab you in the face until you die. Brutal honesty, but honesty nonetheless.
They're so shitty seeming because the good and bad is all intertwined, and it's hard to separate the fact that they do indeed do things that are nice when they're also responsible for so much misery. In reality though, Chaos just "is."
To quote Alfubasa, Tzeentch represents progress and change, and thus while he's the patron of malicious schemes to cause great harm, he's also the patron of those clever enough to stop them.
Nurgle is ultimately a representation of stagnation, of eternal cycles without alteration. Things live, and then they die, playing host to more organisms that will repeat the process. Indeed, he represents nature itself, the ultimate eternal cycle, the circle of life.
Khorne is struggle and survival. Justice, bravery and honor as well as hate and bloodlust. and thus represents both bloodthirsty monsters who eat women and children for breakfast, but also the poor imperial guardsman giving his all to prevent that.
Slaanesh is born from extreme emotions and experiences, and thus embodies both the incredible joys of life, every positive feeling and emotional high you have ever felt, and the incredible pains, the depressions, agonies, sorrows. Both in body and in soul, your experiences are tied to Slaanesh.
However, all of these qualities must be represented in the Chaos Gods more or less in total, and thus we humans, being mostly decent people, are so horrified by the bad and so desensitized to the good (because we're used to people having a modicum of decency) only notice the evil.
That's one way of looking at it.
Another is that the good/peaceful gods got eaten by the evil/aggressive gods, but to keep said gods from just showing back up (and likely being more on guard) the chaos gods had to take in what those gods were. Khorne had to accept honor, Tzeench had to accept the hope of defeating his schemes, Nurgle had to love his followers instead of being indifferent to them, Slanessh is inherently the good and the bad and so got a pass.
Because the galaxy is a grim dark place where bloodlust, slaughter, pain, selfish plotting and decay are rampant, the chaos gods as we know them remain as they are. Should the tide turn somehow, the gods might well face either starvation or being changed to reflect the new status quo. Or they might split again, the 'good' parts ripping free in the 'evil' parts rejection and forming an inverted pantheon of Order that opposed them. We can reasonably assume from Slanessh's consequence of birth that this would do terrible things to the warp and real space alike.
The reason why Chaos can manage to get such a hold in the Imperium is that they have good facets to trumpet while they hide their dark truths behind that facade. (among others.) Ultimately, the Chaos 'gods' are just massively powerful demons that draw from a wide pool of power, the wider the pool, the stronger they are. The price of a wide pool is being tied to so many different things.
I really want to see how the emperor would handle the tau. I mean, the Tau are not xenophobic, they don't hate humans, in fact, they treat humans better than the imperium itself does, they have a similar mindset, encouraging curiousity, innovation, and creativity, do not hate religion or personal beliefs as long as they do not seek to cause harm, and they are reasonably unspoiled by the warp.
but threy dont fight in close combat
THEY DONT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE
They subdue humans in a false, chemical bliss to further their own goals. I know what the Emperor would do.
They're not good. They're castrating and using humans for their own plans.
The Tau aren't human. And if it ain't human, it shouldn't be alive.
this is heresy, give me ur locatios so i can send u the inquisition for a check
One thing to consider: When Guilliman visited the Golden Throne he remained in council with the Emperor for a full day and night. To me this implies not only that the Emperor is still alive, but is aware of what is going on and able to communicate. Guilliman leaves the meeting devastated by the knowledge that the Emperor viewed his Primarchs as mere tools. How could he know this unless the Emperor himself told him? This is a personal opinion held by the Emperor that had never been mentioned anywhere before. If all these are true then the Emperor is at least complicit if not supportive of the Imperial Creed.
He will say "I am very disappointed in you all!"
Personally it'd be funny if he pulled a MLK from the boondocks and gave them the verbal bitch slapping of their lives and left them to rot
Imagine the whole universe being so badly messed up that when the only arguably reasonable guy awakes he immediately has to put up a battle against his own throne room.
"The Emporber"
I can't fucking unhear that
MAKE IT STOP
your mockery is going to end in warpstorms
I kinda wish they would find someone that can speak to do these vids
when he pronounced Omnissiah correctly, i gasped lol
i hope the Emperor returns
Lucas Smith Me too.
Yeah
when a the primarchs return then yes.
Lucas Smith primarchs first..... if the gold papa wants to return
me too i can't wait
So in short the Emperor would have to unfuck the Imperium of Man.
Yes
If The Emperor Had TXT To Speech!
1 Roll around on floor screaming and convulsing then itch his everything! Later fix everything with his gilded glory and might!
Alastair Corsair how would text to speech work of he can't move at all.
If there was a 40k end times they would probably release a model of the emperor and the chaos gods.
please no
...and blow up the universe to start again, giving them all different names. :-p
Then Proceed to rename Wh40k to Wh: Age of the God emperor before creating Emp-Marines.
The Big E seeing he's being worship by almost all of the Imperium:
"I am extremely disappointed in all of you"
The idea of the emperor returning is an interesting one, but (considering how warhammer fantasy's "end times" concluded) the odds of such a hopeful and glorious event occurring among the grim dark grim darkness of 40k are slim to none.
The emperor wouldn't betray his biggest fan base, the Sisters of Battle and the Ultra Marines, right? Right?😉
I love how your style improved without losing the signature tone and rythm of your narrative! You're doing such a good job, I'm getting ever more interested in wh40k !!!
what happens if you put the most potent blank in the golden throne
+Peasant Squad That ... is a very good question. 🤔
If you put a blank in the golden throne it would either destroy the blank or the throne, not sure which though
Why dont they try and find if there is a c'tan still alive? Because that would most likely be able to control the gate?
or try and gather as many C'tan shards as possible and see if theres any knowledge in ressurecting a c'tan fully, back to its original form.
also in the case of resurrecting c'tan could the idea of finding a way to harness the energy being released by the eye of terror to feed theyre apitite? then the eye of terror would slowly become no more over millions, maybe trillions of years, destroying any chaos threats and warp threats within and also keeping the gate closed?
eat a taco
Only if he comes back on a friday.
*Tuesday*
Mmmmm Turkey tacos.
Patrick Smith Praise the holy day of Taco Tuesday. It is the true way.
Hmm I agree with you smith
So in order to get off the “Golden Throne” he’s going to need the means to “close the portal”. Maybe if he were to push down the “Golden Lever” it would create a powerful cosmic whirlpool. Then he could slam the “Golden Lid”. He should then wash his “Golden Hands”.
A golden shower or a golden turd?
Emperor: I'm tired of all of your crap
*purging intensifies*
Did something change in the lore? The golden throne doesnt lead to a webway, it was capable of creating its own piece of webway.. it wasnt connected yet to the actual webway.
During the horus heresy warpgates opened up around the throne, the adeptus custodes stepped through them to fight and die so no demon could come through. (and for all we know they're still fighting lol)
Thats the lore as it used to be as far as i remember.
Also, before i forget, the omnisiah is a voiddragon (c'tan) buried under mars.
So yeh machines do actually get a spirit of sorts.
The Emprah knows as he's the one who caged it there.
Again thats the lore as i know it / remember it.
I guess WG changed things for the worse.
the emperor: wakes up
all of the cults in 5000 light year radiuc: *chuckles* i'm in danger
so imperium's worst enemy at this time is the imperium.. interesting tought
Magnus is needed to come back! Help your father and show your loyality.
Timo Stegemann he’s a fucking deamon prince now
Its only a phase, when he grows up, he will come back to daddy
Isn't that what "Emperor's text to speech device" series is all about?
Nah they also take jabs on matt wad.
Emperor of Man: What did I tell you about making a religion out of me! You're disbanded!
Lord Militant: I AM THE LAWN!
"Gulliman you have a lotto fucking explain you oversized smurf "
I didn't start with none of dem space boyz, I STARTED WITH DA BOYZ, WE'Z DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST!!!! WAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
Neopolitan SimmerStar wabbout da brave bois?
GORK 'N MORK AR DA STRONGEST UV DA GODS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Seriously though they probably actualy are considering orks are all devoted to one of them. There are trillions of orks and they are all very psychicaly empowered so ...
What is sad is I forever read ork speech in the dawn of war ork voice sound...
I 'AVE DRAWN ONE O' DA BOYZ!!
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I had fun with it :3
1. Mail order a ton of spare parts.
2. fix the damn webway portal.
3. Re-reclaim Terra from barbarians .
4. break down Mechanicus and use custodes + Grey knigths to conquer the whole of Sol
5. Great Crusade 2.0
The breach is sealed as stated in MoM, so big E just fuels the Astronomicon
If the Emperor returns, it's Game Over for Chaos!
At the sight of the current state of the Imperium he would facepalm so hard that Earth explodes.
An interesting way for the Emperor to come back is through reincarnation. I mean, they already took stuff from Dune and the Elric saga, might as well take from the Wheel of time.
You missed a big initial problem, Vulkan the perpetual primarch developed the dead man's switch on the Golden Throne, so the day the Emperor dies, is the day Terra does too to ensure that Chaos can't have Earth.
I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll fuck shit up and try to bring back the Imperium back to reason. The Eclisiarcy? Didn't they learn anything during the Great Crusade?
The God Emperor of Mankind - krieg is here to assist my emperor what is your bidding?
Prepare your troops commander and await my return, we shall cleanse the Imperium in time.
The God Emperor of Mankind - as you wish my emperor
The God Emperor of Mankind fuck shit up is an understatement. Kayak paddle will help in any way I can.
Please do not disband them!!! It'll be a waste of meatshields for the conscripts! I BEG OF YOU!! FOR THE GUARD!!
2:48 not quite. Magnus may actually be an option, if he can be convinced. Look at the first 10 or so episodes of 'if the emperor had a text to speexh device' to understand. It's not technically canon, but it makes more sense than anything GW has ever put out.
you think after 10K years the Emperor would just say "fuck this, I'm out" and let Chaos run amok... I mean what is worth saving? The Imperium sucks...
Imagine him waking up looking around and going "this is gonna have to be a hard reset"
Question: Isn´t Magnus the second strongest psycker?
Fikret Komurcu thought the same. Isn't the theory(or is it confirmed?) that Paps Emperor intended Magnus for the golden Throne?
i think exactly like you both, i think than, maybie the return of Marcus the Red it would become cannon eventually IF the return on him's own body is what Games Workshop wish for the Emperor of mankind in W40K universe
Either he or Malcador. It's a toss-up between them.
Malcador was seriously powerful but he wasn't as strong as Magnus since Magnus was supposed to be the one to sit on the Golden Throne. After Malcador sat on it he was pretty much destroyed.
SJ Connors
Oh, shut up. Magnus was supposed to sit it when the wards were up and working. Malcador sat it after Magnus' assfuckery when he ruined everything for everyone by breaking the wards.
At that point to sit the throne meant not just direct the astronomicon, but actually power it up, as well as maintaining the warp rift under the imperial palace shut, mentally fighting a gazillion daemons trying to pull through. Nobody but the emperor could sit it for a long period of time, at that point.
And Malcador lasted for a couple of days at that. That's a guy who teleported a moon into the warp and back. Magnus has never shown such feats.
"Fuck this shit - I'm going back to the Golden Toilet".
The emporer would win that civle war because of 1 reason, space marines
Mr. Yager OH SHIT, SPACE SMURFS!
elektron117 THE PLOT ARMOR
And if that doesn't work he can use Cato sicarius
Öhm adeptus custodes too
He would use exterminatus spam
"I have so many things to complain about."
The Emperor would start a new project for psykers! his knowledge of superior DNA and gene manipulation would create a new set of High psykers and perhaps start a new Project Primearch! 🤔😀
Primarch project cannot be recreated
I'm of the opinion that the Emperor won't ever return, but that his death will be the end of 40k. . .
And 40 thousand years in the past, in a hidden palace somewhere in South East Turkey, he will open his eyes, write down his notes and then meditate again to see how his next plan plays out until he gets it right.
Honestly the civil wars that would be caused by the emperor's return would probably be very quick as it would likely be The Legio Custodes, The Adeptus Astartes(minus the black templars), A handful of actually competent tech priest hereteks like Bellesarius Cawl, The Sisters Of Battle who would be very depressed about him not being a god but would still fight for him, the primarcs Corvus Corax(if he knew of the emperor's return) Leman Russ(if he knew of the emperor's return) Vulcan(if he knew of the emperor's return) Robuttee Gilliman vs the administrium, the black templars, and a handful of sisters of battle, 80% to the entirety of the inquisition, some lightly armed priests of the eclesiarchy, and the cult mechanicus
Why would the Black Templars not be immediately on the Emperor's side???????????
*A-A-A-ABOUT FUCKING TIME. I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT*
Release the fart he's been holding in all this time
imagine how painful his hemorrhoids must be after sitting for so long
Well since all true space marines are loyal to the emperor and no one else, the achlesiarchy would have no choice but to surrender to his will...or be obliterated and wiped from history.
From the state of things, he'd probably turn around, walk back up the steps of the Golden Throne and sit back down. "Plug me back in. Fuck this."
Question: What was life like during 30k and the great crusade? Thank you, big Fan.
great, like the crusade
but seriously, it was so good some systems willingly joined into the imperium . like 40k without the inqusition, imperial cult, overpopulated hiveworlds, toxic, and dead planets, rampant povety and crime, tyranids, necrons, traitor spacemarines, tau an undestandable law and govement system , a wery living Emperor. and hopfull future
10000000000000000000000000000000% better then now seriously
30k and great crusade is the golden age of humanity
If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device seems accurate enough.
"What would the Emperor do to the Imperium Upon his Return ?"
Probably the same as Jesus - if he should ever return - to "Christians" and maybe all other "believers" : Wipe out all hypocrites and bigots, destroying all churches , mosques , synagogues , temples , ....
Jesus said "Don´t build houses of wood and stone, because god is Everywhere and doesn´t need houses of worship !" and
The Emperor had a hardcore-atheist agenda , what do you expect ?
Everyone knows the first thing he does upon returning is to scratch his everything.
WHERE IS MY CENTURION?
grayghost it is I father, Lord adorable
rob Kemp rogal shut your fucking mouth before you vomit forth more words
I believe the second the Emperor is taken off life support he becomes the Star Child. The Last great Druid God.
Make the Imperium great again!
Once all the big obstacles have been dealt with, he then needs to forgive the death korps of krieg
Scratch his everything
As a person just getting into Warhammer 40k lore, I conclude, that Emperor's priority should be to... get a successor. Which isn't gonna happen any time soon, 'cuz no human so far can match his psychic powers etc and he can't really leave his throne just like that.
So question. The leader of the salamanders was a perpetual meaning he could die and come back. He was thrown into a volcano and then later came back. So isn't it possible that if the Emperor died he would just come back?
Entirely possible, but it is risky. Who knows how long it would take for the Emperor to respawn? His energy keeps the Astronomicon running, and Human Webway closed. Terra and the Imperium could get boned if the Emperor doesn’t revive fast enough.
He'd probably get so angry about whatever happened with the Imperial Truth that he'll psyckycally murder half the galaxy
He is the only good demon
I would say less daemon and more like a chaos god that represents the concept of order within chaos
He would be pissed and orders his favorite kitten to pull the life support of guillman. :) And sends a C&D order to the inquistion.
... He'd be MAD.
alex bajayo MAD hed be infureated like Khorne on steroids
Go on his golden toilet to relieve himself after some 10K years. Also probably eat some chocolate , imagine the sensation of chocolate after 10K years? After all that he would make the greatest psychic face-palm ever when he realizes what his Imperium had become.
Hold a podcast with Lorgar obviously
I like the take the series "if the Emperor has a TTS" has on this concept.
well since i am a ultramarine i would fight for the emperor until i died
I would give my life to die for the emperor!
FooKinAye As would i, brother!
Emperor gets a text to speech device series pretty much covers this topic
I felt hope hearing every word
Since the emperor is confirmed to be a perpetual, all we need to do is take him off the throne and allow him to regenerate. Yeah all of Terra would die but that’s the grim dark future for you.
If the Emperor is a perpetual why hasn't he "regenerated" yet? Even if a perpetual is disintegrated they will reappear somewhere else, unscathed. I know he suffered some seriously bad injuries in his fight with (FUCKING) horus and sitting on the Golden Throne isn't exactly a spa treatment, but he is the Emperor after all, ten thousand years seems like enough time for him to regenerate. If Rowboat Girlyman can do it then so can he!
scrombat - it's strange indeed
My understanding is that he needs to die before he can ressurect, and the Golden Throne prevents him from dying.
The Emperor is the 5th Chaos God, comes back, fucks up the entire Galaxy, and sits on a throne made of the other 4 chaos gods.
I started off with Tau.
My brother did too. I started off with Eldar. Both Tau and Eldar got killed off by Warhammer 40k. Tau can not shoot worth anything anymore. Eldar's powers are now nulled and are not worth anything anymore; deny the witch. Then there is the Ancient Doom, which kills off Eldar when facing Slaanesh units.
You'd think the Emperor would know that violence only fuels Knorne. I demand he be put on trial.
Question: Since the Imperium is one of the biggest civilizations in the galaxy with trillions of citizens. Could it be that a chaos god or entity similar to the Emperor of Mankind be born? I mean, watching one of your videos you mentioned that religions can make Chaos stronger. Imperial cult is no different to religion thus, could fuel Chaos.
THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND was a human with psiquic powers that improve across centuries and develop incredible power,every day millions of psiquics are born ,but only few have the luck of survive and develop his power to a mature state and even less can become a kind of super psiquics
Well they prey to the Emperor, which is why the Emperor is still alive in the warp. Basically, the thing that is keeping him from being consumed by chaos, is the very thing he hates.
He would call Ciaphas Cain to Earth. Have Jurgen hold the gate close. And then tell Lord Adorable to fortify that position.
All hail the Man Emperor of Mankind!!!
The Emperor: children, we need to have a talk....A LOT of them
Glory to the "ampebor"
Emperor: Oh yeah they survive
Emperor: *Oh...I didn't mean those... I didn't told ya all to make me a God*
Have you guys ever considered letting someone else narrate your videos?
If commissar Kain's friend Juergen will be nearby, throne won't open the warp gates...
HERESY! Heresy heresy heresy heresy heresy!!!!
From a story perspective, strife and enemies are necessary, the yin and the yang must balance. So if the Emperor returns, then something else has to give, Imperium split into two by civil war or Xenos or somehow even stronger chaos forces.