Rapid Fire Jokes To Make You Laugh. Brian Kiley

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มี.ค. 2023
  • Brian Kiley is here with some rapid fire jokes to make you laugh. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Brian Kiley tells some rapid fire jokes about speeding, Where you go when you die, and doorbell repairmen. Whether you're someone who enjoys a good one liner, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Brian Kiley is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
    Watch Brian Kiley's full comedy special at the link below:
    www.drybarcomedy.com/briankiley
    Consider becoming a channel member to watch full specials on TH-cam
    / @drybarcomedy
    If you enjoyed this clip form Brian Kiley, be sure to check out the links below for even more Dry Bar Comedians you might enjoy!
    Brian Cork
    • Immigration Officers A...
    Geechy Guy
    • The Most One-Liner Jok...
    Bob Zany
    • The Most Sarcastic Com...
    A little More Dry Bar
    / @alittlemoredrybar
    Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy Shorts
    / @drybarcomedyshorts
    Want More Dry Bar Comedy?
    Check us out on our other social media channels.
    Facebook: / drybarcomedy
    Instagram: / drybarcomedy
    TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/gfQo9S/
    Twitter: / drybarcomedy
    #drybar #comedy #standup
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 151

  • @patrickwall8517
    @patrickwall8517 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm a retired truck driver and I picked up a hitch hiker once. After we got going down the road he said, "I want to thank you for picking me up, it's so hard to get rides these days because everyone thinks we're serial killers." I said, "I thought about that but then I realized, what are the chances of two of us winding up in the same truck?"

    • @strats991
      @strats991 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooooooooooold joke! :p

    • @rudrashakti108
      @rudrashakti108 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one

    • @Mysteree
      @Mysteree 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @ronthompson95
      @ronthompson95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol!!!!!!

    • @kevinabel2370
      @kevinabel2370 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steven Wright joke

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Only one of us was able to keep a straight face.” That’s one of the most well written, and executed, jokes I have ever heard! Well done

  • @jennyhahn1850
    @jennyhahn1850 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oh my, asking his mom if he will see his Grampy again when he dies, what a hoot. 😂

    • @cliffords.8341
      @cliffords.8341 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @jenny hahn And the best answer is, not if your good. 🤣

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@cliffords.8341 Well, I assume he was with other women.

    • @cliffords.8341
      @cliffords.8341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edithdlp8045 Or was a bad person in general. 👺😳

  • @leviefrauim1425
    @leviefrauim1425 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Brian is so funny. He's the brother of one of my former co-workers and I've had the pleasure to meet him several times. Brian has long worked as a writer for Conan O'brien. In a live show, his deadpan style will kill you. You'll leave laughing for sure.

    • @peterjohn8625
      @peterjohn8625 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haven't laughed for awhile. Kudos to Brian. Politics isn't as funny as some comediennes think.

    • @dammitbobby283
      @dammitbobby283 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian's humor is so contagious! I've had the pleasure of meeting him several times through my former co-worker, who happens to be his brother. Brian is a writer for Conan O'Brien, and his deadpan style in live shows will leave you in stitches.
      I can't get enough of Brian's humor. He's the brother of a former co-worker, and I've been fortunate enough to meet him several times. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, Brian's deadpan style is incredibly hilarious during live shows.
      Brian is an absolute riot! I've had the pleasure of meeting him a few times through his brother, who was my former co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, his deadpan style will have you laughing nonstop during live shows.
      I can't help but laugh when Brian's around. He's the brother of one of my former co-workers, and I've had the pleasure of meeting him several times. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, Brian's deadpan style is simply hysterical during live shows.
      Brian's humor is simply unbeatable! I've met him a few times through his brother, who used to be my co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, Brian's deadpan style will have you rolling on the floor during live shows.
      If you're looking for a good laugh, Brian's your guy! He's the brother of a former co-worker, and I've had the pleasure of meeting him several times. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, his deadpan style is pure gold during live shows.
      Brian is one of the funniest people I know! I've met him a few times through his brother, who was my former co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, Brian's deadpan style will leave you gasping for breath during live shows.
      Brian's humor is absolutely infectious! I've had the pleasure of meeting him several times through his brother, who used to be my co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, his deadpan style is simply hilarious during live shows.
      Brian is the king of comedy! I've met him a few times through his brother, who was my former co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, Brian's deadpan style will have you doubled over with laughter during live shows.
      Brian's humor is second to none! I've had the pleasure of meeting him several times through his brother, who happens to be a former co-worker. As a writer for Conan O'Brien, his deadpan style is pure genius during live shows.

    • @skylark4901
      @skylark4901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that you mention that I can hear him in Conan O'brien!

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@peterjohn8625Comediennes is for women.

  • @williamrichards3707
    @williamrichards3707 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not only funny, clean as well. Also subject matter I've heard no one else doing. Great job Brian

  • @beverlylove-daniels999
    @beverlylove-daniels999 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This comic is hilarious! I loved the DMV joke. 40 years, 12 customers about right🤣😜

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    His humor is priceless. 😂

  • @hendersonsobers396
    @hendersonsobers396 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Looking forward to seeing this guy with his own show. He's mad funny.

    • @dammitbobby283
      @dammitbobby283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looking forward to seeing this guy with his own show. He's mad funny.
      Anticipating watching this gentleman host his own program. He's hilarious.
      Can't wait to see this dude with his own show. He's crazy funny.
      Eagerly waiting to witness this man with his own show. He's insanely funny.
      Excited to catch this guy with his own show. He's mad humorous.
      Looking forward to observing this gentleman with his own program. He's ridiculously funny.
      Can hardly wait to see this dude with his own show. He's comically hilarious.
      Anxiously anticipating this man with his own show. He's uproariously funny.
      Thrilled to see this guy with his own show. He's extremely funny.
      Looking forward to enjoying this gentleman with his own program. He's sidesplittingly funny.

  • @LukenUSee
    @LukenUSee ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Great jokes. Loved this, want to see more. I like his style and delivery.

  • @Its_Renee_
    @Its_Renee_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can't stop 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    "in her 40 years at the DMV she's waited on a dozen people!" 🤭🤣🤣

    • @aloharay
      @aloharay ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ALMOST a dozen... :)

    • @cliffords.8341
      @cliffords.8341 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true.

    • @Its_Renee_
      @Its_Renee_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aloharay seems about right 😆

    • @Its_Renee_
      @Its_Renee_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cliffords.8341 😂

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DMV offices take FOREVER. I once arrived at 10am and left at 4pm. My driver's license photo was hilarious because I was angry tired, and hungry.

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally someone funny. I was wondering what was happening with drybar lol

    • @melindamercier6811
      @melindamercier6811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have a lot of funny people. They just don’t seem to promote them well lol. Mike Paramore and Josh Blue were hilarious.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@melindamercier6811 also LANDRY from Canada and Dennis Gaxiola.

  • @sarah9044
    @sarah9044 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A 3 minute clip isn't long enough! 🤣 I love the rapid fire jokes

  • @ForDemoPurposesOnly
    @ForDemoPurposesOnly ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The most relaxed "rapid fire" joke telling I've ever heard.

  • @f.k.b.16
    @f.k.b.16 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm so juvenile.... I laughed like a 3rd grader!

  • @MomentsInTrading
    @MomentsInTrading ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was really good! 😂

  • @maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305
    @maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good set!

  • @billsheehy1
    @billsheehy1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy is very funny

  • @adamh9271
    @adamh9271 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His Jokes are funny but his continual humming in the mike after a joke is hilarious 😂😂

  • @mikamikalson7393
    @mikamikalson7393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great set! Lotsa gems in there...

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good stuff - keep 'em coming!

  • @Ecosse57
    @Ecosse57 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he's pretty good!

  • @madgiemadgie9128
    @madgiemadgie9128 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s really laugh out loud funny!

  • @nicolegraham628
    @nicolegraham628 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hilarious guy…great set keep going hard

  • @jvl975
    @jvl975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is simply awesome! How does he memorize all this????

  • @johncichon9499
    @johncichon9499 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved him...thanks!

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣 Excellent. This guy's been around for a long time. There are video here from 1985!

  • @DankWilly
    @DankWilly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend sent me here.

  • @RicoBurghFan
    @RicoBurghFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He channels the spirit of Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield. I love him!

  • @DurpVonFronz
    @DurpVonFronz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pretty dang good

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solid set!🤣👍
    Surprise me, I'm stealing that!🤣💀
    Greetings from Sweden!

  • @richvail7551
    @richvail7551 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lots of good ones in that set. Keep ‘em coming

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very funny and greet to to see/hear a stand-up comic actually telling jokes for a change. Oh and hello from Chelsea, London, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

  • @tomellis4750
    @tomellis4750 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Will I see grandpa?" Not if you're good. Brilliant reversal.

  • @mikesmith7620
    @mikesmith7620 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Howie Mandel tells great jokes!

  • @jamespeterson7100
    @jamespeterson7100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s funny! 😂

  • @belindaspechtenhauser6621
    @belindaspechtenhauser6621 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a Terrific soul you are 🎉🤗🎉✨🎉🤗

  • @MasterMalrubius
    @MasterMalrubius ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @davidnorman6348
    @davidnorman6348 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched a lot of stand-up comedy and this is both clever and very funny😂!

  • @mr.agigittygigitty9916
    @mr.agigittygigitty9916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bravo 👏 awesome delivery

  • @aloharay
    @aloharay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    good job

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If he were a boxer, he would be a punchline heavyweight 🥊

  • @robertgregory1927
    @robertgregory1927 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this cat!

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One hottie who makes her own clothes invented some buckles for skirts. When she wanted to go a little shorter, she'd hike it up and fasten it in place. So she's a whole different kind of hitchhiker.

  • @blue39503
    @blue39503 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious. I had to pause and refill my cup to continue the spit-takes.

  • @mygic183
    @mygic183 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant

  • @pennyleonard3496
    @pennyleonard3496 ปีที่แล้ว

    😊TY FOR THE VIDEO ☺️

  • @per619
    @per619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very clever!

  • @sulaspirit
    @sulaspirit ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG HE IS HYSTERICALLLLLL

  • @eventwice1981
    @eventwice1981 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best.

  • @frankmcconnellogue3351
    @frankmcconnellogue3351 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching from Ireland excellent stuff .

  • @RayfordRaySiegel
    @RayfordRaySiegel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love the D.M.V. and botox jokes.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious!

  • @okashasunami32
    @okashasunami32 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very good stuff

  • @carolmassenburg6933
    @carolmassenburg6933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great clean jokes❤

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว

      A janitor with a symmetrical haircut and wardrobe walks into a bar. That's an even cleaner joke. 😉

  • @eugene1059
    @eugene1059 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is funny 😂. Will I see grampy? 😂

  • @MsVanessa512
    @MsVanessa512 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooooo he was so funny🤣🤣

  • @peterjohn8625
    @peterjohn8625 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice.

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius

  • @kurtschlarb9762
    @kurtschlarb9762 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is good. I will never drink orange juice again while he is talking.

  • @kevinogracia1615
    @kevinogracia1615 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny.
    See kids, us geezers can be funny too.
    Well, at least Brian Kelly.
    Peace on earth.

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 ปีที่แล้ว

    B.REASON
    Keep him for sure !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @secularsunshine9036
    @secularsunshine9036 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks
    *Let the Sunshine In...*

  • @mrshifter8220
    @mrshifter8220 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clean Funny........a rarity these days!

  • @margaretburnham5683
    @margaretburnham5683 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is funny

  • @tonylawrence9157
    @tonylawrence9157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Our milk delivery man was boasting in the pub that he has laid every woman in our street but one, a man told his wife. Oh, that must be that Mrs Jones half-way down the street, she is an odd one, his wife said.

  • @jimbear8888
    @jimbear8888 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂🤣😂

  • @trevorcrook5753
    @trevorcrook5753 ปีที่แล้ว

    First joke a Bob Hope one

  • @porcelainthunder2213
    @porcelainthunder2213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was great on Conan

  • @minbari73
    @minbari73 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good bits, not sure about 'rapid fire's though!

    • @Curious-Irish-Angel
      @Curious-Irish-Angel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@grumpyoldguy2697whelp your name says it all..lol 🤣

    • @RayfordRaySiegel
      @RayfordRaySiegel ปีที่แล้ว

      fire, not fire's (it's not supposed to be possessive)

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grumpyoldguy2697 I did not even think about your miserable self when I watched this and how great that was, you will never know, but then, who do I see? Your miserable self!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!! Do you have NOTHING else to do???????????

    • @Curious-Irish-Angel
      @Curious-Irish-Angel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grumpyoldguy2697 Honesty and being mean are really two different things.
      Grumpy old man is a bit of a cache. Almost like the movie..
      The original comment I agreed with.
      It wasn't rapid fire lol.
      I thought of your name as endearing.
      Like my grandfather who was grumpy at times but never mean or insulting...
      Just throwing out random insults is not making a point. Rather the opposite. Hopefully your in a good mood and have a fantastic Sunday eve...
      Sending positive vibes from the Windy City 💚

  • @mardinsabir4149
    @mardinsabir4149 ปีที่แล้ว

    😎

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😆😅😄😁

  • @stevetaylor7403
    @stevetaylor7403 ปีที่แล้ว

    1st joke was old. The rest I’d never heard. Great comic.

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What's his problem?"
    Does that allude to the weird, involuntary hum the mic keeps picking up?

  • @bobcarney-yj7ic
    @bobcarney-yj7ic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your terrible mate keep bringing your family and friends to your gigs

  • @tanweerchiktay
    @tanweerchiktay ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi

  • @bobcarney-yj7ic
    @bobcarney-yj7ic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Stay in those audience controlled comedy clubs mate. Outside those manufactured variables you will be eaten alive with that slow approach then sent packing without getting paid

  • @MrsGreen_Apple
    @MrsGreen_Apple ปีที่แล้ว

    😂🤣🙃

  • @yizwasanOnline
    @yizwasanOnline ปีที่แล้ว

    That "Buried or cremated/Suprise me" is giving antony geslenik vibes

  • @derekwalker4622
    @derekwalker4622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Brian Kiley is here with some rapid fire jokes to make you laugh." He failed.

  • @shannongrant8591
    @shannongrant8591 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rodney Dangerfield style😉

    • @LifesonFan4Life
      @LifesonFan4Life ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even close

    • @shannongrant8591
      @shannongrant8591 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LifesonFan4Life I don't agree. Rodney did nothing but rapid fire. He never told stories.

  • @RobVespa
    @RobVespa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kiley's really funny *and* the consistent "subvocal" noises (mmms, chuckles, etc.) distracted me.

  • @p-nutgallery2511
    @p-nutgallery2511 ปีที่แล้ว

    Using a lot of jokes I heard others before him wrote

  • @bikersoncall
    @bikersoncall ปีที่แล้ว

    He should lower the mic during his 'spasms',
    not to be funny, seriously, how difficult would
    that be, I do it as a singer when I need to clear
    my throat, cough etc. This is the first time I've
    listened to this guy and second clip, very funny
    and I appreciate the clever humor, not one
    sided political agenda or raunch, just good humor.

  • @sandybennett3947
    @sandybennett3947 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did NOT put All this Nature STUFF in my queue it's taking forever to put it all in the trash 😵‍💫😡

  • @saxon6
    @saxon6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My daughter in law's grandfather just died and he had done time for child molestation. She was trying to console her mother and said " He's in a better place " Astonished, I replied " Hell?"

  • @cobrakingofeart
    @cobrakingofeart ปีที่แล้ว

    want to support you guys by watching the ads, but a 31 minute ad is too much for me

  • @e-reptiledysfunction2243
    @e-reptiledysfunction2243 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was to short

  • @pauladams1915
    @pauladams1915 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rapid fire" ?. Try Tim Vine

  • @bobfitzgibbon6822
    @bobfitzgibbon6822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am now 80 years old and have spent most of my adult life in the entertainment business. In these years I have worked with many great comedians. I have only watched one of his videos and can guarantee that every joke was stolen from a now, long dead, comedian.

    • @jeffreyb8770
      @jeffreyb8770 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy has been around a l-o-o-o-ng time!

  • @nala3038
    @nala3038 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy who, when his wife turned 40, told her - time to trade you in on 2 twenty year olds. SHE said - Honey, you're not wired for 220!

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-zu3ef5mf3v
    @user-zu3ef5mf3v 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to do comedy online, also. Can anyone tell me an easy way to start? We have a new camcorder that I think is ready to record. We just need some " tech " help. My name will be " Patty Passion " Any input wouls be appreciated!

  • @damsbaug33
    @damsbaug33 ปีที่แล้ว

    is it humming, grunting, or moaning he's doing after every joke?

  • @davidking3096
    @davidking3096 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    two murder jokes in same set.....i think ......naw......

  • @enjoythegames360
    @enjoythegames360 ปีที่แล้ว

    First 🥇

  • @everythingelse3086
    @everythingelse3086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He stole the bury or cremate me joke

    • @RayfordRaySiegel
      @RayfordRaySiegel ปีที่แล้ว

      That one isn't that good, anyway. It's more of just a statement.

  • @markanderson846
    @markanderson846 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny guy but his little giggle after every joke creeps me out

  • @tylerthompson1842
    @tylerthompson1842 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious but his bassy murmuring in between jokes was annoying.. I couldn’t figure out what tf it was lol

  • @charlesslade5800
    @charlesslade5800 ปีที่แล้ว

    Leading off with a joke stolen from Yogi Berra. What a hack.

  • @TheTriplelman
    @TheTriplelman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yawn, only one was smile funny, not laugh funny