Andrew Kennedy...this is just too good an American understanding and using British comedy and going back and forth using American humour as well. How brilliant. More of him Drybar he is gold.❤ Straight from the start he has the audience in his pocket including me. That's rare for me.
Wrong. 😑 It’s about habits and willpower. Stop using any profanity in your vocabulary for about a month; not one word when you’re speaking. Learn a set, perform, done. In execution, knowing when to curse and when not to, is as important as the jokes, themselves. Anyone who who’s ever learned lines for a performance, can verify setting tone is key. Profanity does not make it any less or more impressive.
16 years old got pulled over in 1986 first time I ever talked to a police officer. Tennessee license at the time was just a card. I made a mistake at the DMV about my description.... which I was correcting. My little brother in the back seat yelled out .... "Is that the license that says you are black!??" I had alot of expalining to do
"Oh yes officer, you've very effectively guided us to the side of the road with your fancy illuminations." Imma steal this for when I get pulled over🤣🤣
TIP: don't drink water while watching this! OMG so funny I had water all over me because I was laughing SO HARD! The comic Collin Moulton had me on the floor. Thanks Collin!
My brother in law who was an alcoholic told this on himself ! (He has passed away) H e had made trip to a local “get ‘n’ go “store for some beer ! On his way home he saw a highway patrol stoped on the side of the road! So he pulls over in front of the patrol man’s car turns off his motor and sets there ! The officer got out of his car and asked my brother in law if he needed help ! No BIL said ! Then why are you stopped here ? BIL said “well I am drunk,so figured you were going to pull me over so I stopped ! He laughed about that ! I am sure the 👮🏾♀️ Officer got a laugh out of that one ! I hope so ! Blessing 😇🙏and Love ❤️ to all the men and woman Who do their best to keep our streets and High ways safe !
I had one day when i was heading to pick my mother up for taking her to chemo i got pulled over by the same state trooper twice in two separate counties because my car was loud (due to the muffler having fallen off awhile ago) first time he pulled me over was on my way to pick up my mother and i let him know that was what i was doing being out at 5am in the morning. second time we had left her radiation and were heading down the highway to her chemo when i was pulled over and he came up to the window and said "you really do get around dont you" needless to say my mother busted out laughing and he let me go right then and there. was so hilarious.
Back in the 1970's, my state just implemented the motorcycle licence. On license it read Operator/MC. I was speeding (90 in a 70) & got pulled over by a state patrol. After looking @ my license he asked ME what the MC stood for. I responded "mean chick" then laughingly told him. He was SO embarrassed he let me go. 😂😄
On an interstate hwy. I dropped my cd to the floorboard of my car. I checked my rear view mirror...no one around...no one even close to me...so I began fumbling around for the cd. From out of nowhere this hwy. patrol car appeared and pulled me over. He said I pulled you over because you were weaving....and I replied....officer, I don't even knit. He was not amused. I explained what I was doing and he said...show me. I showed him the cd. He was nice, no ticket.
@@BeComingNyrell absolutely. NEVER let someone drive off with the plates that you had on the vehicle when you sell it. People are unscrupulous and nothing will good will come being a nice guy here. Last time I sold a truck to this guy he was willing to do just about anything if I would leave the plates on the truck. I apologized and said absolutely not. I’m guessing neither one of the two men had a valid license (illegals…? maybe) or possibly had warrants and didn’t want risk getting pulled over. BUT… Not my problem.
16:01 - 16:06On my vacation I had just left the bar with my to go burger. Got in my car and intuition told me I'd get pulled over. Well besides having 3 cocktails in me, I had a half smoked joint in the ashtray. Oh oh. Sure enough half way back to my motel room....red light in rearview mirror. Quick move....I shoved the whole burger in my mouth, got out fast & assumed The Position against my car. Cop came up looking quizically at me and I said, "You got me officer. I'm guilty....driving with my mouth full." He just giggled and offered to escort me safely back to my motel. True story.
I got a speeding ticket going into a small Texas town, I got a second speeding ticket going thru the small town, then I got a third speeding ticket about 7 miles pass that small town . I was mad and late for work obviously . When I got to work EVERYONE knew about my 3 tickets, I don’t know how they knew.
Don't ever stop, DB. 👏👏 EVER!! 👏👏 😄🤪👍🤣🙃😆😎 I had several serious giggles, but ended up bent over at the waist rolling in laughter more times than I can count - laughing SO hard... all the while sitting on my deck, trying not to disturb the neighbors and/or attract attention. Now, THAT'S hysterical and a very difficult thing to pull off. Do you know how hard that was?? 😢 🙃 Not fair, DB. Not fair! Pulled over long ago. My son, who had just gotten his Driver's Permit, sitting beside me. Shaking in my boots, trying to stay calm. ?!? Expired tabs. Ugh! Good example, mom. Ouch. 🙃 ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
I got pull over for not making a full stop at a four ways stop, I ask that cop if he always do full stop he said yes, I told the judge he is definitely a liars, how can u believe him? n judge said he always do full stop too, so I was fined for identifying two liars in court. I didn't make this up. It's true, liars r angry when confronted, luckily I didn't get jail time for telling both of them r liars for contempt of the court.
It’s been years but it is the first thing the state trooper asked, ‘Any idea WHY I pulled you over?’ I wanted to cry, ‘I went to a WEEK LONG RETREAT WITH A WOMAN I DID NOT KNOW AND HER THREE YEAR OLD WAS ‘Omen, Incarnate, AND I NEED TO GET HOME!’ But, I took a trembling breath and just said ‘No, sir, I don’t’ I’m positive that kid became a serial killer!
Many years ago when I was a young'n and in Drivers Ed, the speaker told us that the same people who make the police detectors also make the police radar. I don't know if that is still or was true.
A guy I used to work with one told me this tale... probably was just a joke he heard some standup tell, but funny anyway...... So this guy was speeding down the road, and gets pulled over. Cop says, "Alright buddy, let's see your pilot's license." Well, the guy WAS a pilot. Showed his pilot's license and the cop let him go.
Lololol I and a few cars were pulled over for not pulling over when the police came through I was like do you want to just drive my kids and into a tree there is no way to pull over a 2 lane highway trees on each side
i thought i was the only one who could do the alphabet backwards. but i can go a lot faster. we learned it in kindergarten and i never forgot just like u never forget it forwards.
I’ve never been pulled over for drinking and driving because I don’t drink and drive. But regardless I know I couldn’t say the alphabet backwards anyway. The Police ask people to do that because it gives them an excuse to haul you in. They’re hoping you will say cannot do it even when you’re Not drinking and away you go.
@@michaelrief4424 My evil stepbrother (the cop) told me that it’s not so much if people CAN, but more they WAY THEY CAN’T. Slurring. Stumbling on words etc.
Stuttering is very hard to understand when you are the one that stutters and I have stuttered since I was a young kid, not so bad now as when I was young and this guy brought back tearfully accurate memories but listening to that now and knowing what that is, was absolutely hilarious... but.... it does really hurt when you have no control over it
@@phlushphish793 More often than not, a disadvantage will amplify other advantages but when you have a low IQ, there really are no advantages that can make up for that, lol
realemonful I do know people with low IQ but the ( three simple people) I know have beautifully loyal hearts and cheerful dispositions and they are hardworking and patient.
I got a radar detector. Not that I speed that much but they run radar so much I know that they are watching, so I don't take the shortcut. It's really irritating to have to drive to the stop sign wait then go to the spot where the light was green . So there's times I just take that green light and avoid the stop sign that's adding more distance to my trip.
A moment of silence for all the African Americans killed by African Americans by the dozen. Just in Chicago. This weekend. And the Marxist propaganda that successfully made you believe anything but the truth.
THAT FIRST JOKE IS GENIUS
Right flashing his badge part had me 🤣🤣🤣
I liked Andrew Kennedy, especially doing his dad’s English accent!! 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️❤️🤷🏽♀️
same especially the grammar lesson🤣
I memorized the alphabet backwards many years ago during a SLOW “study hall.”. Have waited many years to use this skill! Seriously!
Same here!!
"correct the cop's grammar" 🤣 am ded
Brandon Vestal’s piece is one of my favorites
This guy's awesome mood and personality is infectious! "Scott Wood"
"do you know why i stopped you?" sure cause you were having trouble keeping up🤣
I freaking love dry bar
The stutter story is so funny. Lol
Andrew Kennedy...this is just too good an American understanding and using British comedy and going back and forth using American humour as well. How brilliant. More of him Drybar he is gold.❤ Straight from the start he has the audience in his pocket including me. That's rare for me.
That high kick though... dude is FLEXIBLE
Brandon Vestal and Collin Moulton have the most creative approaches to the subject 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Love the grammarly dad😅😅👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Clean comedy takes extra talent
Wrong. 😑
It’s about habits and willpower. Stop using any profanity in your vocabulary for about a month; not one word when you’re speaking. Learn a set, perform, done. In execution, knowing when to curse and when not to, is as important as the jokes, themselves. Anyone who who’s ever learned lines for a performance, can verify setting tone is key. Profanity does not make it any less or more impressive.
16 years old got pulled over in 1986 first time I ever talked to a police officer. Tennessee license at the time was just a card. I made a mistake at the DMV about my description.... which I was correcting. My little brother in the back seat yelled out .... "Is that the license that says you are black!??" I had alot of expalining to do
"Oh yes officer, you've very effectively guided us to the side of the road with your fancy illuminations."
Imma steal this for when I get pulled over🤣🤣
De pour
TIP: don't drink water while watching this! OMG so funny I had water all over me because I was laughing SO HARD! The comic Collin Moulton had me on the floor. Thanks Collin!
Lol he is great. I found his whole show and it was fantastic.
They have some pretty cool sets behind them.
Scott Wood is the greatest working comedian out there today!
THAT STUTTER JOKE 🤣🤣
O my goodness, I want to see th vid of his dad correcting th cop's english! 😆
here for comedy medicine.
it's working.😊
Been listening to Scott for ages! Love that guy!
I laughed so much 🤣 😂 😭.
These guys are good.
My brother in law who was an alcoholic told this on himself ! (He has passed away) H e had made trip to a local
“get ‘n’ go “store for some beer ! On his way home he saw a highway patrol stoped on the side of the road! So he pulls over in front of the patrol man’s car turns off his motor and sets there ! The officer got out of his car and asked my brother in law if he needed help ! No BIL said ! Then why are you stopped here ? BIL said “well I am drunk,so figured you were going to pull me over so I stopped ! He laughed about that ! I am sure the 👮🏾♀️ Officer got a laugh out of that one ! I hope so ! Blessing 😇🙏and Love ❤️ to all the men and woman
Who do their best to keep our streets and High ways safe !
And then he got a DUI.
I had one day when i was heading to pick my mother up for taking her to chemo i got pulled over by the same state trooper twice in two separate counties because my car was loud (due to the muffler having fallen off awhile ago) first time he pulled me over was on my way to pick up my mother and i let him know that was what i was doing being out at 5am in the morning. second time we had left her radiation and were heading down the highway to her chemo when i was pulled over and he came up to the window and said "you really do get around dont you" needless to say my mother busted out laughing and he let me go right then and there. was so hilarious.
These are fantastic! I am working at my home office laughing outloud.
Oh my gosh I couldn’t stop laughing!!
The stuttering cop bit had me in stitches.
The high cop story is the best
So Andrew Kennedy is British-Latino? He could build a whole routine around that. He probably has!
Yeah because race/nationality is so funny. It’s all that matters!
He's Latinish.
@@loginusername7 A lot of material is based on race/nationality.
Fricking hilarious I just love race based jokes you know why……..because then you know your not a racist lmao!!!
@@StofleTheBadger , as long as you pick on the races that you can pick on… and avoid the ones you can’t!
im dyslexic def cant do the abc's back words sober lmfao
Back in the 1970's, my state just implemented the motorcycle licence. On license it read Operator/MC. I was speeding (90 in a 70) & got pulled over by a state patrol. After looking @ my license he asked ME what the MC stood for. I responded "mean chick" then laughingly told him. He was SO embarrassed he let me go. 😂😄
On an interstate hwy. I dropped my cd to the floorboard of my car. I checked my rear view mirror...no one around...no one even close to me...so I began fumbling around for the cd. From out of nowhere this hwy. patrol car appeared and pulled me over. He said I pulled you over because you were weaving....and I replied....officer, I don't even knit. He was not amused. I explained what I was doing and he said...show me. I showed him the cd. He was nice, no ticket.
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The stutter police routine is so funny..
Claude stewart killed it lol
Drinking car. 😂😂😂😂😂
The prime reason I keep my plates and sign over the title at the currency exchange upon selling 😂 ppl actually intentionally not switch ownership
They have to give it to the DMV and get new plates
@@swayzocrazo4398 nope I take my plates off at the time of the transaction
@@BeComingNyrell absolutely. NEVER let someone drive off with the plates that you had on the vehicle when you sell it. People are unscrupulous and nothing will good will come being a nice guy here.
Last time I sold a truck to this guy he was willing to do just about anything if I would leave the plates on the truck. I apologized and said absolutely not.
I’m guessing neither one of the two men had a valid license (illegals…? maybe) or possibly had warrants and didn’t want risk getting pulled over. BUT…
Not my problem.
16:01 - 16:06On my vacation I had just left the bar with my to go burger. Got in my car and intuition told me I'd get pulled over. Well besides having 3 cocktails in me, I had a half smoked joint in the ashtray. Oh oh.
Sure enough half way back to my motel room....red light in rearview mirror. Quick move....I shoved the whole burger in my mouth, got out fast & assumed The Position against my car.
Cop came up looking quizically at me and I said, "You got me officer. I'm guilty....driving with my mouth full."
He just giggled and offered to escort me safely back to my motel. True story.
I just saw Scott Wood on Huckabee, super funny guy!! 🤣😂🤣😂
So it won't be so windy when we talk?
Lol. Good one 👍
Drybar is the absolute B-B-B-B-Bessssst_t_t
It's funny how cops ask you to recite the alphabet backwards and I bet they can't even do it 😂
Mark poolos. That was funny. Forgot all about him. His stand up was hilarious.
Provo is so lucky 🍀
Ive been pulled over by same cop 2x 10 hrs apart. 2nd time no ticket. Lmao.
I got a speeding ticket going into a small Texas town, I got a second speeding ticket going thru the small town, then I got a third speeding ticket about 7 miles pass that small town . I was mad and late for work obviously . When I got to work EVERYONE knew about my 3 tickets, I don’t know how they knew.
I had a skit 20 years ago that was almost the same!
1:00 Mr MaGoo is British?
News to me - I just thought he was blind
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Why don’t you tell me first. Don’t want to accidentally incriminate myself and add to the charges.”
i love this guy but he hasn't had a new act in about 20yrs but its so good i'd still pay to hear it yet again! I was speaking of andrew kennedy
I heard the "No, you turn" joke at least 30 years ago.
Hilarious 😂
Don't ever stop, DB.
👏👏 EVER!! 👏👏
😄🤪👍🤣🙃😆😎
I had several serious giggles, but ended up bent over at the waist rolling in laughter more times than I can count - laughing SO hard... all the while sitting on my deck, trying not to disturb the neighbors and/or attract attention.
Now, THAT'S hysterical and a very difficult thing to pull off. Do you know how hard that was?? 😢 🙃
Not fair, DB. Not fair!
Pulled over long ago. My son, who had just gotten his Driver's Permit, sitting beside me. Shaking in my boots, trying to stay calm. ?!? Expired tabs. Ugh! Good example, mom.
Ouch. 🙃
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
Getting pulled over is no joke, though. Everything sucks afterwards
I got pull over for not making a full stop at a four ways stop, I ask that cop if he always do full stop he said yes, I told the judge he is definitely a liars, how can u believe him? n judge said he always do full stop too, so I was fined for identifying two liars in court. I didn't make this up. It's true, liars r angry when confronted, luckily I didn't get jail time for telling both of them r liars for contempt of the court.
what if Mr Magoo was the grandfather of Mr Bean from his mother's side of the family
I've only been pulled over a couple of times and the officer never asked me if I knew why. They were more than happy to tell me.. 😂😆🤣😆
It’s been years but it is the first thing the state trooper asked, ‘Any idea WHY I pulled you over?’
I wanted to cry, ‘I went to a WEEK LONG RETREAT WITH A WOMAN I DID NOT KNOW AND HER THREE YEAR OLD WAS ‘Omen, Incarnate, AND I NEED TO GET HOME!’
But, I took a trembling breath and just said ‘No, sir, I don’t’
I’m positive that kid became a serial killer!
Cop: "Do you know why I had to stop you?"
Me: “You thought I was cute so you wanted my number?”
Cop: ......
Me: 🚓 🚶🏾♂️🔫👮🏽♀️🏎
Sounds like Nigel thronberry lollol
Many years ago when I was a young'n and in Drivers Ed, the speaker told us that the same people who make the police detectors also make the police radar. I don't know if that is still or was true.
Hilarious!
I went up to a DUI checkpoint with a beer stuffed under the seat. Drove off after the cop checked ID and registration.
A guy I used to work with one told me this tale... probably was just a joke he heard some standup tell, but funny anyway...... So this guy was speeding down the road, and gets pulled over. Cop says, "Alright buddy, let's see your pilot's license." Well, the guy WAS a pilot. Showed his pilot's license and the cop let him go.
We need The Kingdom!
Lololol I and a few cars were pulled over for not pulling over when the police came through I was like do you want to just drive my kids and into a tree there is no way to pull over a 2 lane highway trees on each side
i thought i was the only one who could do the alphabet backwards. but i can go a lot faster. we learned it in kindergarten and i never forgot just like u never forget it forwards.
Drunk cop, high cop, stutter cop, forgetful cop, mumble cop, & no-humor cops, lolz! 😂
We really need Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell reenacting the scene with stutter issues that would be epic!
honestly, I can't say the alphabet backwards, and I'm sober. Is that supposed to be easy?
Tebahpla
It's not hard.
I’ve never been pulled over for drinking and driving because I don’t drink and drive. But regardless I know I couldn’t say the alphabet backwards anyway. The Police ask people to do that because it gives them an excuse to haul you in. They’re hoping you will say cannot do it even when you’re Not drinking and away you go.
@@michaelrief4424
My evil stepbrother (the cop) told me that it’s not so much if people CAN, but more they WAY THEY CAN’T.
Slurring. Stumbling on words etc.
@@Traitorman.25th lol. I’ve always wondered about this test too.
Karen Mills took that basket joke from Jeff Dunham with Walter
Andrew k. Is Britino...!
I’m so glad I live in texas NC Has those such a hassle
Remember Kenneth from the 30 rock? This is him now, feel old yet?
LOL he too much for me to handle
Stuttering is very hard to understand when you are the one that stutters and I have stuttered since I was a young kid, not so bad now as when I was young and this guy brought back tearfully accurate memories but listening to that now and knowing what that is, was absolutely hilarious... but.... it does really hurt when you have no control over it
R-R-R-U m-m-makin' f-f-funna me?
@@phlushphish793 More often than not, a disadvantage will amplify other advantages but when you have a low IQ, there really are no advantages that can make up for that, lol
realemonful I do know people with low IQ but the ( three simple people) I know have beautifully loyal hearts and cheerful dispositions and they are hardworking and patient.
You can get a ticket for one mph over the limit.
Self check out.😅😅😅
I go to snapfitness! 😂😂😂💪🏾
I told a bike cop "call the big boys"
Some how I didn't take a ride would've been nice I couldn't walk. New Orleans
I got a radar detector. Not that I speed that much but they run radar so much I know that they are watching, so I don't take the shortcut. It's really irritating to have to drive to the stop sign wait then go to the spot where the light was green . So there's times I just take that green light and avoid the stop sign that's adding more distance to my trip.
I thought first guy was jack mcbryor
I believe the only ones who can recite the alphabet backwards have been practicing for that moment!
I pretty sure that chick stole Dave Chappells "get in the basket" joke.
Im dead
Hope you are never getting old!!!
What’s your point of making fun of elderly people???
2 lol’s already 1st guy.
Do you know why I pulled you over? Answer: My car smells like a donut?
4:14 Is she related to Ellen DeGeneres?
Uturn now!
Zingers🤓
Sooo this chick is a millionaire, on shark tank, and a comedian?!! Well I’ll be dammed
The speed limit is the limit, not an idea or a suggestion.
Yes. I know why you stopped me. ...revenue, of course.
She looks like the lady from Shark Tank.
Woah. Swearing on drybar
Who let Claude out with that hairstyle and encouraging wishes? Accomplice to idiocy
A moment of silence for all the African American comedians pulled over by the cops (who couldn't make it here).
A moment of silence for all the African Americans killed by African Americans by the dozen. Just in Chicago. This weekend. And the Marxist propaganda that successfully made you believe anything but the truth.
The guy about a stuttering cop died it was horrendous disaster
Broken
The renegade commenter strikes again.