Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Comedy Roadshow - Jokes On Us
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Taken from Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow - Series 1, Episode 1
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 6th June 2009
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This guy has more funny jokes in 6 min than most new comedians have in a whole hour. He's funny!
Amazing - I don't find him funny in the slightest. After 3 minutes I can't stand any more!
There are some good jokes in there after 3 minutes. @@twangbarfly
Stand up for people who can't stand stand ups!@@twangbarfly
And his jokes are clean. To be funny you don't need to mention cunts or wanking or fuckwads or anything.
@twangbarfly he's OK....what comedian do you find funny
Finally a online comedian who really is a comedian. Well done.
Heard that umpteen times still gets me 😂 his timing is brilliant. Some 1 liner comedians don’t give you enough time to enjoy a joke before hitting out with another, but this guys mastered it for me 👏🏻
This is what Live At The Apollo is missing real comedy ! 👍🇬🇧
Yeah it's rubbish now.
@@seasonedbeefs yes it is but my mistake this was Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow !👍
Yeah it’s utter shite now. Get woke, go broke
Absolutely true. No long winded stories that aren't funny.
I saw Jimmy Carr when someone texted the show and said don't give up the suit because it's the only new material you've got.
I always love this joke about how he went to the bookstore and tell the clerk "hello , i am looking for a book titled how to deal with rejection without killing........... do you have it?" lmao
Brilliant, clever, joyous !
Fabulous comic. How he remembers so much stuff. Brilliant.
Remembers his jokes, not history
It's 5 minutes.... people do theatre for like 3 hours reciting dialogue
This guy is a riot😂😂😂❤
Stewart Francis is a master of the one liner. Few are better.
Yes, I also like Nobody.
Tim Vine
Ye Tim Vine is great too, and Milton Jones, and Gary Delaney.
Lot's of one liner comedians are better, which is why people have actually heard of them. Like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald.
@@toshikotanaka3249 I've heard of 2 of them.
And Stewart
Go be a twat somewhere else
Absolutely love him.
Never heard of him, but now I can’t wait to hear more from Stewart Francis! Hysterical!
The first 3 shows? He has online are brilliant
He's been around for ages and brilliantly clever I like "Having a blow job in a lift from an old lady is wrong on so many levels" !🤣🤣👍🇬🇧
Unfortunately he's retired from comedy, so you probably won't
Tour de francis
Outstanding in his field
Pun gent
I first saw him 25 years ago, and the quality of his one liners is always a joy. Pound for pound, Tim Vine is better value.... but the problem is remembering them all.
Stewart Francis is hilarious
Smart enough for intellectuals, simple enough for everyone. Great voice and delivery. Only trouble is much of whats available is the same or similar material. This one is mostly new stuff, and its good.
I'd love to remember his lines but my memory is terrible. Very clever comedian. Always funny.
I'm the same .
.the only one I manage to remember is "I was going to join a debating team, but was talked out of it"
@@chriskennedy2298 I only remembered the j-lo jello joke 😂
th-cam.com/video/z0XHzEBasto/w-d-xo.html hes been doing the exact same jokes for years
We know what you asked for from the fairy godmother.
....so you weren't good at History then.
He's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg!
He's much better than any of those three. I checked them out here on You Tube and can report that the timing and delivery of Stewart Francis is far better than all those 3 American dudes.
To me one liner comedy is always so corny, but in the most hilarious way. Cracks me up every time 😂
I can't stand if comedy is corny. Makes me feel like I'm lost in a maize.
His jokes are absolute corkers. I love the guy....
Brilliant. I have watched this routine several times. He had the other comedians on Mock The Week laughing out loud, too.😂. Sign of a good comedian 👏
He’s got dad jokes that are actually funny, nice and gentle, no screaming cursing political ranting like certain young posh boy comedians
My favorite one-liner comedian.
Brilliant man. Live long dude...
ppppppppp
He is so funny!
one liners are the true comedy art form.
😂😂😂
I used to be against organ transplants but I had a change of heart.
i wish this clip would never stop
Absolutely brilliant smart comedy
So so good. Thanks for posting.
Just a stone's throw away🤣🇦🇺
My girlfriend thinks im a stalker.....well shes not my girlfriend yet😅😅😅
Never heard of this guy before now. He made me laugh, so 👍
This is absolutely brilliant a modern take on clever wise cracking joke telling
Never heard of him but loved it!
So glad this popped up in my feed. He is really funny.😂
“In fact, just a stones throw away got me so bad 😂😂😂😂
His speaking fluency and skill is as good as you'll find. Maybe that's kind of tied up with charisma but he has great control of his presentation.
Who are you
@@ferise1 me? what?
I read this like it was a one-liner joke...
...but I didn't get it.
_I never could work out why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets........and then it hit me_ .
One of the first i heard with him😂😂😂 still one of the best.
Next to... swimming in to shore...😅
He is right up there 😂😂
His one-liners in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" section of MOCK THE WEEK are brilliant.
Smart and hilarious 😂😂😂
Ah, Stewart -- a solid, always entertaining stand-up pro -- and a fine ball hockey player, too, with whom I had the pleasure of playing during a Montreal Just For Laughs Reebok Cup finale.
Brilliant
I´m pleasantly impressed. I wish you much success, Stewart. 🤗
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Great intelligent comedy, doesn’t have me howling but just realised i sat there grinning for the whole clip!!
"He lives just a stones throw away." That one got me.
The joke. Not the stone. Thankfully.
that was very good, thank you!
Thanks for sharing, shared.
Funny!
Absolute king of the one liner craft.
So good. Ages so well.
One of my faves he's simply brilliant 👏 x
Good to see a classic style again.
That was amazing :) Thanks so much
I'd never heard of this guy?... But he is hilarious!!!
Guy is a lil known gem like Steven Wright
What a great act, really well performed by a talented guy. Brilliant Stewart Francis, just brilliant.
Superb, old school one liner comedy is a lost art
Absolute class! 👍
Excellent
One of the best one liners ever
that was brilliant i was crying b4 he even got 2 mins in lol
Good stuff, really like that !!
Great material, brilliant delivery.
He's absolutely BRILLIANT.
He’s very good. 😂. 🇬🇧
That was funny😄
As a Brit living in Canada, I can confirm his last statement. Hilarious - he wouldn’t get away with most of that here 😁
Why is that?
Very funny man. This is real comedy
just watched this for the second time --just as funny
He's come a long way since crackerjack
There’s a reference!
😂
Bravo
Thats was bloody funny!
I love t he chemistry one… the rapport bit is just bonus
He's superb...
Yes. Yes, it is.😁
Bob Monkhouse would have liked this guy.
Bloody hilarious 😂
excellent stewart francis must remember him.
Hahahaha genius comedian! ❤🏆 Have not laughed this hard in a while! 😂❤ Love from 🇸🇪
Excellent stuff!
terrific !
Effortless skill and so beautifully timed.
One of my favoutite comics. I've no idea how he manages to remember all these jokes, or that he's able to keep writing new ones. But I'm very glad he does and will hopefully continue to do so 🤣🤣🤣🫡👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼
He's retired now
brilliant
Now that's some funny stuff ..
Best one liner comedian ever!
"Daylight come and me wan' go home!!"
That was great.
Have always loved this gents humour. And the fact he is ‘one of us’ (that being, Canadian) is kinda refreshing, as well.
Are you from Canadia?
@@HelloMyNamesNinoI am
Shouldn't you be hibernating by now?
Oh please, Canada frequently dominates comedy! (keep it up)
@@hensonlaura Certainly Trudeau is a joker.
These one liners keep me good company. Good job Stew!💔
clever one-liners with no cussing. How refreshing.
This dude is awesome 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely on top of his game
First time seeing this bloke had a great laugh needed it too. 😁
Funniest guy I've seen in a long time.
Superb comedian
Love this dude !!! So badass!!
Haha brilliant thank you
great set!
Great show
Love it
LOL
Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, and the king of the one liners Gary Delaney are the funniest men on TV.. TH-cam.. and the comedy circuit.
Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the quickfire one liner's
Both you and Biggusdickus5986 have great taste !@@snelgrave101
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Was, in America, I'm talking about dear old Blighty. 🤗
@@biggusdickus5986 just wait till biggus hears about this, no wogers no wodewicks
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