RETURN OF THE RAGE | I Am Bread #3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 พ.ค. 2017
- I have no idea why I decided to pick I Am Bread back up but here we are... Prepare for RAGE, everybody!
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They found Marks corpse two days later with a note written in his own blood on the floor beside him. It only had the sentence "I AM NOT TOAST" written on it.
Bru XD
guy_with_phone This is both amusing and slightly horrifying to think about. (Mark doesn't need to die anytime soon, seriously.)
guy_with_phone LOL... but I would be very sad
guy_with_phone But intsead, I am roast
Subject: Fischbach
Status: Deceased
Postmortem: Subject committed suicide after being driven to insanity by a game about bread with poorly designed controls.
Markiplier looks genuinely disturbed and annoyed by this game.
We should make him play more
At least better than octodad... Right?
benedict wong agreed
benedict wong definitely
It's the obvious decision
benedict wong thats good
Toilet seat = clean
Floor mat = dirty
Ok then.
Omg I was thinking the same thing
I think the problem is not so much that it’s dirty as it is that it’s wet. The toilet seat doesn’t have moisture, but the floor does, and the mat soaks that up. Nobody likes soggy bread. It’s weird that you don’t lose edibility from the toilet seat, though.
@@teddy-beargamer6385 A toilet seat has less germs than a phone
Toilet seats really are actually cleaner than a kitchen floor, or really any floor.
omegaentityblue True. There’s no telling what kind of stuff ends up on people’s shoes and feet. Floors can be nasty.
Plot twist: The guy in the game that's afraid of bread is Mark in the future.
Plot twist - Murto from this game is Bob from Surgeon Simulator.
Seriously
Plot twist: Moto moto is the fish
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheyanne Guin yes
Holly shit
Mark: "I don't like being angry! I don't handle anger well!!"
*I am Bread shows up on feed*
Obi-Wan: "You have done that yourself!"
"It's over anakin! I have the sand ground!"
Mark: "I'd like to think I've matured a bit over these last few years."
Also Mark: Triggered the moment he enters the game, before he even moves.
OMG YEAH😂😂😂
"...It was at this moment, we know Mark had fucked up".
I miss his rage games... hopefully you don't get health problem
@@PCB101 anger and pure frustration can cause blood vessels to rupture, so yeah it could lead to fatal health issues
Markiplier: I've matured over the years
Me: *instant burst of laughter*
Glad to find this comment
?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 the joke is he hasnt matured at all lol
He just liked to THINK that he is
Can we all just imagine Gordan Ramsey playing this 😂
Sarah Fye dear god
I think we would experience word-ending rage and swearing that would shock even jacksepticeye
Sarah Fye YEAS
Bathroom nightmares
Unsanitary! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
*RAW*
"Let's not lose faith just yet" He says.
like 5 seconds later-
*falls into sink*
"F"
*THE RAGE BEGINS*
xD Pretty much
Admittedly, that was just dickish of the game designers- putting an instakill right at the beginning.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of Marks soul imploding throughout the game
Katie Toast No, it EXPLODES, if it imploded, it would become denser and therefore more pure, this way, it stretches thin and becomes more impure as the episode wears on... No, this isn't a stupid way to prove I'm a smart-ass... I do that in non-stupid ways often... Or so I say...
Either way, Markimoo is joining the dark side
Katie Toast please donate 10 cents a day every month for this man with a soul of a child. please call *** *** **** to help.
I am Pro at I am bread
But katie, you are toast, markibread is too soft hearted to become toast...
0:33
"I have never felt more rage or hatred for any other game in my entire life."
May 2017
"I hate Getting Over It with every fiber of my being. No game has left with more hatred in my heart. I have no love left anywhere in my soul as a result of this terrible terrible game. I have thrown furniture, screamed my lungs out, and now have a full-blown migraine at the rage I have felt towards this demon in the form of a game."
December 2017
JoshL117 that hadn’t happened yet
@@crackocroc5469 DUH.
JoshL117 z
Lol
2017 was a good year for Mark
1:35 "lets not loose faith"
toast drops in sink
Instant death
😤😤😤😤😤😤
Alexander Acosta w
mark: .......o_o.......*deep tense breath*
I literally did the same thing the first time I played this level
At that time I was whistling along with the background music, but when that happened, I couldn't help but just burst into an uncontrollable laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
Mark's rage could heat up the bread better than a toaster.
John Dubuc LOLLL
John Dubuc LOL
xD
We talkin' levels of rage matched only by the Toaster in New Vegas?
+Isaac Jones Idk, that toaster is REALLY angry.
Matured? You?
PFFFFFFFFFTTT
TrueBlue -_______________________________________________-
TrueBlue A So true.
TrueBlue He still has the mental age of a 7 year old.
Ryan Johnson Actually, he's 14 now.
TrueBlue "0.
as you see the markiplier in his natural habitat demonstrating his territory with his loud arrays of calls
"Just nudge them off, don't hump the bottle!" I died 😂
Not that funny but ok
Lol! I must've missed that part.
8:35 by the way
Mark at the start of the video: *I've matured over the years and I can look at this with a new perspective*
3 minutes later: *INTERNALLY DYING*
I tried not to laugh at that...tried...
I love it.
they need to catogerize markiplier's "I am Bread" series as "Try not to laugh challenge" videos
cuz omg, nobody can watch that without laughing
H
SuSu f
I don't know why it's so interesting to watch a grown man flop around a piece of bread but I'm intrigued
My life has literally come to me watching a grown man curse at bread.
Because this game have story
11:56 markiplier.exe is not responding
12:00 at night, trying to be quiet, Mark screams, parents walk in.
JustGilNotGill
Mom: son...are you watching gay porn?
You need headphones
Why does the floor do more damage than the inside of a toilet. I think im going insane
I'm surprised the toilet seat dosen't do damage
The real question is who the hell keeps bread in the bathroom?
If you read the little messages before the mission... someone who is convinced his bread is alive and trying to toast itself, destroying the room it is in, in the process and needs to test that theory.
Maddy J. Exactly!
You don't have to write in all caps.
I can feel Mark's rage sinking through my screen
My phone overheated
lol
PowBlackOut lol same
PowBlackOut. i can see him punching me though the screen after that lol
same here
PowBlackOut true.
Mark: "I have never felt more rage or hatred for any other game in my entire life."
Bennett Foddy: "Hold my beer."
Pogosuck:amachers
@@shawnclayton7594 what?
I gotta say, I never thought I would believe it until I saw it, but Getting Over It broke Mark far worse than I Am Bread ever did. Never thought it would be possible for anything to more infuriating for Mark than I Am Bread
Fun Fact: If you tilt an image of Giygas from Earthbound upside-down, you can find a distorted image of Giygas in Mother 1. (With more pixels)
Tyler Hagenbaugh Sorry about that, We’ll both delete our comments now so that other people won’t what happened.
8:38
Mark: "Don't hump the bottle..."
Me: officially losing my shit.
Check the time, it's actually at 8:33
Ya got 69 likes
@@RXVZ0
😁😊 Thanks!
@@DisneyMagicDreamer85 no problem ,😁😁👍
yeah i giggled at that part too lmao
Mark suffers from Bread related PTSD
Suic post toast stress disorder
Yes, that is perfect! 😁
Post Toastmatic Starch Disorder.
Alex Ramey OMG that's even better
Alex Ramey Yes, just yes.
11:59 i dont think i ever seen a man so traumatized by a video game in my life
Curseius no, Mark is just a drama queen
I like how Mark literally suffers a minor heart attack because of even the SMALLEST slip-ups he makes XD
"Don't f##k me like this!" Markiplier I am bread 2017
I wonder when mark makes toast in real life he thinks about this game and remembers those horrible times.
Tammy Gionfriddo they say he quit toast for a while...until the next time he got sick which toast became the only thing he could eat without feeling miserable which is pretty fucking real and totally true okie
I surely would 😂
ptsd lmfao
Definitely
Just Mark's rage combined with the calm music makes me laugh like crazy. The bread seems so innocent XD
Yet Mark is repetitively yelling at the poor bread Smh
Tpathrules Yup
Tpathrules ii
Mark: I have never been so angry at a game in my entire life
Me: *rubs hands maniacally* oh you just wait markimoo, you just wait. Bennett Foddy and Pogostuck await you....
*SpongeBob voice* "I broke my laughbox"
I think the game likes it when he gets mad. There's happy music when he is yelling or on the verge of falling onto the floor, and the gripping controls seem to hate him. The game is just very happy, yet very frustrating.
*I'm sorry for your pain Mark but it's hilarious*
the funny thing is bread is pain in french
@@bakedpotato7746 That can't be a coincidence. 🤣
6:51 ahhhhh my favorite part
Watching a grown man yell at bread. Thats how i spend my weekend.
8:33 Mark: "Do- Don't hump the bottle. *smh*"
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
He's like a disappointed father
Mark: I like to think that I've matured over the years
Me: HAHA...That was a good joke, Mark
Summer Schultz found this when he said that 😆
2 mins in
make: NOOOOOOOooooooo
What a story, Mark.
Mark - 0:33
Getting Over It - "hold my beer
Hold my cauldron
Push me to the edge. All my friends are bread ~ me at 5:00
bethany anderson welp now thats all i will be able to imagine thank you very much XD
When Mark is getting worked up before he's even started playing, then you know it's gonna be a rage-filled video.
I love how no one is questioning the fact that this person keeps a loaf of bread in their bathroom
you're saying this about a game that involves a slice of said bread becoming sentient.... xD
Melodie Skye actually before each level there are notes from the guy's therapist explaining this. He knows about the bread and tries to stop it by moving it around but his therapist basically just thinks hes nuts lol
are you suggesting you dont? i thought it was normal XD
Melodie Skye ikrrr!!!!
its normal for me i have a secret stash of food in my bathroom
"Let's not lose faith just yet--"
*Immediately falls into the sink*
...And so it begins...
I am Bread,I am toast,I am Rage,I am Dead
Welcome to Mark playing 'I Am Bread'. Otherwise known as a 12 minute compilation of Mark screaming "Fuck You!", " Why?!", etc.
Don't forget "NO!" and "OH MY GOD!", and the frequent bleeding of one into the other.
5:24 when you're food's too hot but you wanna eat it anyways
ME
Mark in the last vid: I'm never playing this game again.
Also Mark: *uploads four more vids of him playing this game*
Is there gonna be this exact same comment with different numbers in every episode
5 questions...
1) Bread can move and break stuff?
2) Why would there be a loaf of bread in the bathroom?? (Apparently, the person that lives there likes eating bread while taking sh*ts...)
3) How can bread stick on walls???
4) How can bread move around????
6) Can someone teach me how to count?????
5:28 Of course the toilet seat where everyone puts their ass doesn't make your edibility go down
Ian Liz a toilet seat is cleaner than a dog's mouth
Still doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't eat a slice of bread from a toilet seat
It is also apparently has less bacteria than on one's kitchen surfaces
However at least that bacteria didn't come out of my arse
+Marlowe Livingstone Exactly the point lol
Ian Liz i
8:16 my reaction to getting homework on the weekends
SAME
nadnerB I saw that right when I read this.
I think it should be 6:49
Leonardo Lopez omg havahah
nah its definitely 5:09
Amount of game time Mark was able to endure before beginning making rage noises: one minute.
(Mark) *maybe I've machured over the years and approach this game appropriately*
(me) *OK Mark.. *
Minutes later
(mark freaks out over trying to get toast up a wall)
(me) 😬
i wonder when mark tries to make toast he has veitnam-like flashbacks of this game in his head and just crushes the toast in his hands or throws it across the room xD
anthony simpson i would love to see a video of mark doing just that
Dorothy Peña New short idea. :D
anthony simpson I want to see a video skit of that from him now
anthony simpson #newskitidea
Felix Rogers YE
and mark died from a bursted blood vessel. some say you can still hear his screams of rage at night, and can smell his hate filled sweat on the breeze
Luca Veneziano love this!😂
Luca Veneziano
The legends say you may summon his soul with a computer and the game called I Am Bread.
Turn on the computer and put in the game. Start the game. You must have the room completely dark. At the exact time of 11:11am, He will come screaming. You must suffer for ten minutes. After the period of time eject the game and destroy the game. He will then proceed fade away, leaving a streaming of curses behind. That is how you summon and rid of him successfully.
I just love how he started off so calm and then it turns into madness... I really just love it😂
I want marks squeals an screams as a ringtone on my phone. Pure gold
i is soooo sad
I love how you can see Mark's slow descent into madness with every minute of this video
Matt Puett I know, its hilarious, I was laughing so much in this video, I was snorting like a hungry pig that just saw food
I guess he hates this game more than Vanish? XD
+Artsy Gal he once said that out of every game this one has made him rage the most
What if...
* Amy walks in at ****7:01**** and sees Mark laying on floor crying, shakes her head and leaves *
I would die of laughter and no one would see me again
MagicK like your profile picture
Anxiety thank you I love Anti Jack Mark and Dark so much
Idea: FIRST PERSON MODE
Are you Satan?
Better idea: first person in a landfill
Vr version
@@iriss.6970 vr with backwards controls
Jerry Glen lovell: oh ye
5:35 you are my hero sir...
" i have never felt more rage or hatred from any other game in my entire life..."
me: flashbacks to Vanish
lol
Krotastic I saw this comment as he said it lol
No, I am Bread is by far his worst rage game. Vanish a close second, but nothing can compare to the time he literally destroyed his controller over getting fed up with I am Bread.
Krotastic Vanish, Mario Maker, the list is quite long. lol
"AHHHH FUCKING FUCK IT. EVERYTHING CAN GO DIE! I hate this GAME!!! I hate my LIFE!!!!" -Mark playing Vanish
Oh shit, I read that as he was saying it in the video
Marky has received a slice of toast
Marky... is.... *free*...
HARRY pOTTER
haha
Siriusly.....
help
Blondie: (Whips out his wand and points it at you) ... Yooou cost me my I AM BREAD: LETS PLAYS!!!!! (Raises wand) >:(
Mark: I never felt more Rage or Hatred with any other game in my life
Getting Over It: Hold my hammer
2 minutes in he's already sweating
Can we take a moment to talk about the loaf of bread sitting in the bathroom
Sammy Martinez No.
Sammy Martinez what you don't have a loaf in your bathroom? god I swear people are so weird XD jk
Don't hate on him, he's just loafing around.
Sammy Martinez if you read the notes, the therapist says something about the owner of the house is saying the bread is alive and is finding different ways to test this theory by putting his loaf in various places
lol
and why do they have jam too
6:58 - 7:07
When you fail the final exam of the year
I can't believe that fit omg
so this essentially is octodad... but bread.
Mark: "I think I'm getting good at this game"
Me: "The world record is less than 4 minutes for beating the entire game..."
I will laugh after you beat the game, they come out with a I am bread 2.
The Sebas Gaming I really hope they do that will be breaddacious😆
One more bread joke, and your toast!
Gamevie
You guys are really buttering up some jokes! Mark sure got burnt though after this video...
Is my face red or bread？(._.)
Easy there, Satan.
How to get Mark mad in a few seconds "I am Bread" and "Vanish."
Megan P We need a game that combines the two 😂
add supermario maker too
Creeperap 108 And Clustertruck
So you could say Mario made bread vanish?
Megan P Don't forget Ben and Ed
Lol l love watching Mark lose his sanity😂
0:34 Mark : '"i have never felt more rage or hatred for any other game in my entire life "
Bennet Foddy : "Hold my beer ! "
He's never going to finish this game without at least 2 hospital trips
And possibly a few broken controllers.
ThinkCloth69 Gaming exactly
We want to see you rage until tears come out of your eyes Mark. Don't worry this is part of loving you I swear.
Mitsuki Kaito srsly wtf
You're a cruel one, Mitsuki-chan. I like it. Muahahaha XD
Are you a sadist by any chance?
wolfgirl 0998 I mean if finding joy in someone elses misery is considered being a sadist then sure go ahead and label me that
Mitsuki Kaito but that's literally the definition of a sadist but don't worry u can make the most rage inducing Mario maker levels like ross
"I have never felt more rage or hatred for any game in my entire life"
Getting Over It: Hold my beer
Lolll
“ I have never felt such rage or hatred for any game in my entire life “
Markiplier says as we all flashback to getting over it with bennett foddy
Mark: "I'd like to think that I can approach this with a new perspective"
Me: HOLY SHIT WERE YOU WRONG!
He literally died once and raged. he's riling himself up and should tone that shit down ffs.
TellmeNinetails- what's ffs?
+Daniel Sambar For fucks sake
Big Cat- thanks man.
"I have had two times deathness that's not words but fuck you how about those words" Markiplier 2017
“I’ve matured...” as soon as he starts playing the game “AHHHHHGGHHHH”
Mark should display a heart rate monitor in his videos
Mark be like: “Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you.”
Sorry not sorry
You bake butter buns than I do tbh!
Frolicsome FanGirl I'm so JELLYous. that was so fucking spectacular
Frolicsome FanGirl you don't have to butter him up lol?
Is that the YEAST you could do?
All of your toasts are better than my ryef......I tried (probably failed....but I tried).
2 years before: Mark screams his guts out Now: Mark still screams his guts out
walhaplier but with better editing and less controller breaking lol
Marks friend: why are you s...
Mark: *raging over piece of bread*
I gotta say, Mark looks so different with a clean chaved face.
Had I not seen that the video was 13 minutes long, I thought Mark was gonna rage quit when he immediately fell into the sink
Just watch the whole video with your eyes closed and let Marks sound effects do the rest 😂
TheJoemyster I actually do. This is one of the videos I fall asleep to.
Thank you so much Mark for making this! I really just don't understand why you play this game even though it pissed you off to the point that you look at the bread like death once you click the play button. But it was still funny lol.
Omc it's so much funnier with the captions.
Who puts a loaf of bread on a shelf... In a bathroom? What strange things do these people do in their bathroom?
llessuric That's.... a stupid story.
It's a stupid game about bread that moves on it's own to become toast, it's not going to be a storytelling master piece
John Dubuc they must use the bread as toilet paper. And that is why Mark is here...to save the bread...XD
yes...... the ancient ritual....lost over the millennia......... the horrors of........
EATING BREAD WHILE TAKING A CRAP *DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*
They sit on it to make nutella
**Looks at title and thumbnail**
Me: Oh no...
Cancerton Aidsworth same
Cancerton Aidsworth same
Cancerton Aidsworth same
Cancerton Aidsworth this was a entertaining video!!! I love this!!
OH YES!
And we still ask him to play...
Ples no the man is dying because of pogostuk
Cuz apparently his entire fan base is secretly sadistic.
This toast game reminds me of the scene in toy story 3 when Mr.Potato head becomes a tortilla!😂🤣🤣
Mark: "I like to think I've matured"
Me: *looks at video title*
title: return of the rage
me: yeah suuure mark, this'll be good.
I love how he said that right as I read this XD
Uh yes could I get a replacement mark. Mine is brokeded
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Endy the last episode mark was broken
Endy Yeah mine too. Mine keeps on screaming “GIVE ME KITTENS” while crying in a corner.
Rose yes? How did you brake your Mark sir/madam?
Stich voice:
Its still good
Seeing the veins pop out on to mark’s head + laughing makes my back stop hurting = gift from god lol
Mark: "Ive never felt more rage or hatred for any other game in my entire life"
Me: *Laughs in Getting Over It*
we need a new Markiplier rage complication
complication XDDD
complication XDDD
Marieanne Jean Complication?? 😂😂😂
Marieanne Jean this video is one in itself
Marieanne Jean you're so right
Why is no one talking about how someone keeps bread in a bathroom???!!
(Edit: wow thank you for all the likes!!!
Because its natural to have bread in a bathroom XD
I do that
I do. You never know when you'll need bread
Don't ask...
Probably really strange stuff...
Ran out of toilet paper.
4:30 he turned into George of the jungle
This is amazing, easily your best letsplays :'D