I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- I AM BREAD, becoming toast is a difficult task
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"i will never get to be toast" but kevin is legitamately the only youtuber i have seen get past the first level
I got disturbingly good at this game when I still cared about making videos.
even markiplier couldn't get past it. but kevin is the only one you've SEEN get past it. i am a youtuber but i got past it off record
Captain sauce beat the game
Mr. Platypus u
@@excaliburplays924 Mark beat the first level 6 years ago. Maybe you've never seen the video? He broke his controller trying to beat the third level though.
0:25
"let me see, whatchu have there?"
"a knife!!"
"NO"
Best vine. I spent like 30 minutes laughing at this vine. Only good vine.
*_“Watch out honey, he’s got a knife”_*
French Toast I appreciate the ASDF reference
Wha-what no, no I don't!
I wanted to be toast but i see you already are french *toast*
WoAh Is ThAt CoNnOr
Oh what no no i dont
i don’t think any human in all of history has exclaimed: “I HATE BEING BREAD. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.”
It is, however, a common phrase among malards.
Markiplier would disagree
I just did to prove you wrong.
Everyone who played I am bread: X to doubt
@@teddy-beargamer6385 yep
_Bread Dead Redemption_
omfg
Y E S
bread bread temptation 2
*die hard fans*
REEEEEEEEE
Devil may rye
Honey why is the bread destroying our priceless vases.
TheAtomicEvan I love your profile picture.
If I were to kidnap someone, I would break their legs first. Like if you agree!
Buy me more jewellery!
If I remember correctly, the man/victim had recently gone through a divorce.
TheAtomicEvan *hmm I wonder*
**Lands in a pile of bugs**
"Meh, I'd still eat it."
**Touches footprint**
"NOPE THAT'S THE LINE NO GOOD!"
😂😂😂
To be fair, bugs have some nutrition and the chances of getting sick is pretty low while a footprint can carry all sorts of bacteria.
To hell to all bugs!
I'd eat the crap out of those bugs
Oh god not the footprint noooooooo
“I’m losing my grip.” AREN’T WE ALL.
I could cut myself with that edge
@@jamitiljander dark
I read this just when he said it XD
Susan hahahahaha
When your home is so filthy, that your bread has life on it's own...
Everybody gangsta till the bread toasts itself
Or maybe they just teleported bread...
But why is there no dust on the shelves???
Kevin: "Do you think this light can toast me?"
Also Kevin: Passes right by a hair straightener.
TBF, it does look like a tool or something. It doesn't look like a hair straightener immediately to me.
I thought it was a stapler and ignored it, which makes sense on a desk, so I'd imagine that’s what happened to him
I'm leaving a like in the comment because it's on 420 and I don't want to ruin it 🔥
*liberates butter
*bolshevism intensifies*
*forcibly occupies and puppets
*HONEY THE BREAD IS ARMED*
More like honey the bread is Bore: Ragnarok
Honey I shrunk the bread
Ventner
ILL BEAT YO ASS
bread is not honeyed
Honey bread is the echo
The “hey there friends, how is it going. My name is kevin” at the beginning of your video’s calms me
yes that indicates that by ur name
GhostInATopHat REEEEEEEEEE
"You have been liberated" -Carb Marx
(0:36)
Or maybe glutin like a Lenin gluten pun
@@aiden4163 stale-in
@@rooka4 Brot-sky
i was gonna correct you and then it hit me
Mikhail Gourmet-chef
I love how instead of say "let go" he says "leave go" it cracks me up every time
That bread really deserved _butter_
Ha, butter. Better. Get it? Okay, all these Kevin videos are getting to me.
Bore ragnarok
Weird flex but ok
Are you trying to steal Kevin's channel? Get out of here!
@@AwkwardHannahTheGamer I was just kidding because you made a Kev joke that's all. I didn't mean anything by it friend.
@@joaopaulo-ms5it Oh, thank goodness! I'm a tad embarrassed but I'm glad. You can't beat a good ol' Kev joke 😂
You toasted your bread but at what cost?
*Everything*
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
You should have aimed for the bread 🍞
The cost was a picture of a rock, Mr. Murton's priceless family momento!
you keep trying to toast your bread,but where does that bring you (the floor) right back to me
As it should be
"this is why i hate videogames, they appeal to the male fantasy."
More like the stale fantasy
Liam Jackson wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Go watch girl gamers
Big smoke why did you betray CJ
Mr Armscar
R/whoosh
walks into room
*sees communist bread wiggling*
Me: *salutes*
* drops hitler bread in room and leaves *
Cole Young I love you (no homo)
I watched Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and tons of other youtubers play this game which ended with them absolutely raging. But here comes Kevin bracing his failures with smiles and jokes and manages to get through this rage inducing game with more success than all other youtubers I've watched. Bravo Kevin, bravo.
I am bread but nobody wants to eat me because Kevin made me absolutely filthy.
Izzy that's sounds about right
Sounds like something you'd see on a prank gone wrong video.
I would still eat it
;)
To be honest he did cover it with candy, that's a plus.
Let's get this bread.
Sheeno Evil I am bread but we never get the bread
Sheeno Evil ddd
Yea gamers
shut up
Lets yeet this yeast
"This is not a mistake, this is a strategy"
me doing anything
10:56 "During our next session Mr Murton screamed that he was sure the loaf of bread had killed his entire family."
"I am not toast *F* "
Dont worry, the creator is just paying respect.
"Honey! The bread is ARMED!!!"
-Kevin 2018
I was so confused when he talked about having played this a few videos ago.
Same
Ikr? I went through his videos thinking I just missed it
every one is confused by this
Yea, I took like a good 10 minuets looking for it
Same
"The walking bread."
*Duck screams in the background*
11:29 You know he’s into it when he upgrades his ‘Fek’
"It iz considered a delicosy in FRONCE."
_"I guess you can say I'm turning over a new loaf."_
Kevin, please. Save the dad jokes for when you have kids. 😂
So never?
@@sogelrome9502 roast of the century.
But what would Kevin's kids act like?
Those poor children
we're all Kevin's children here
I'm guilty of watching and never once commenting until now. I love your videos. So, without further ado, I propose a toast! No?..ok.
@@nads4002 no. He deserves to burn in hell for that pun.
i used to hardly comment at all on YT
Nice pun
I’m gonna say “honey the bread is armed” to my bf one of these days just to see him give me weird looks.
It's been three years, have you done it yet?
@@AD240pCharlieprobably died to the hands... i mean the crust... of some armed bread
The people who live there: Why is the toast acting like the cat?
Kevin: Why won’t this book fall!
I love how he makes all these intense extreme effort grunting noises and it’s just a floppy piece of bread
Kevin would be a good piece of bread 10/10 would buy at grocery store
*3 stars*
“I’m two percent bread” mutation at its finest
Mutation? Nah, that's just a big lunch
“How about I cut you for once” lmao
Yeah
Great job. I like how the game turns a whimsical frustrating physics engine game into something a little dark. And I don’t mean burnt toast! :D
Wow, I've never actually watched anyone play past level 1. Really cool to have seen Kevin show off all the levels.
*wEll , thE bReaD isNt GoIng tO toASt ItSElF*
Łäîbä WhatsHerFace
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
Laib (without the a) means body of a bread in German.
All forms of Kevin are Extremely dangerous, Even as a bread...
You now realized that!?
You keep saying "Jesus Christ."
I think you mean, "Jesus Crust"
*ba dum tss*
Cheesus crust
Tbf, Jesus did break bread and said "Take, eat, this is my body, given for you"
H eh he eh sns s d. D d
*WHEEZE!*
11:23 “I believe in myself! And if you believe in yourself, you can do anything- except that” 😂😂😂
I want Kevin saying "I HATE BEING BREAD" to be my new ringtone.
11:28 it is pronounced feck
holy crap he did say fuck
I will join the raccoon army
@@dmas7749 if you pay attention he says that occasionally, at first I was like what the feck but then I noticed it more
@@aliveslice: i actually have noticed that but i'm also american so there's very well the chance it might have slipped by me
8:57 for Duck’s scream👏👏
Hey, Kevo.
Play Getting Over It.
I triple dog dare you.
He would like that, since he loves bringing pain.
Yes!! I have it and it makes me so angry but I love watching other people scream about it.
Oh fuck yes
Yes please!
I would watch that
Kevin plays badly on any games that are decently easy but then this, which is a freaking hard game, he's great... you know what, it fits.
"The session ended with him angrily stating he was going shopping with the intention to eat himself to death." What else is there in life really?
I am Bread but I have a Gluten Intolerance
Sorry trees dont taste good
Baby Groot no you are groot
I am bread but all we want is comedy night
Comedy Night
More like *BORE RAGNAROK*
Comedy night is dead played it yesterday
But I already am bread
Comedy night? More like THOR RAGNORROK
THOR RAGNAROK more like....wait what was the question?
*The Walking Bread, Coming to Theaters 2020*
GoldenKnight175
Can't wait
Ducks scream in the background when he gets that killed me 😂
Featuring Duck's scream
Rewatching and realizing Kevin missed a golden opportunity to say "Cheese n' Crust" instead of shouting "Jesus Christ" every time
8:56 omg the Duck scream i cant
Hey Kevin, is mole avaible to talk?
Hey mole 2, is mole 3 available to talk to mole 4?
mole mole, mole mole mole mole mole?
xxxcrescentmoon mole mole. Mole mole mole
Thanks to kevin feck is a religious word to me
He does that to you after a while, there's really no helping it.
Praise be to feck
@@MaiaMirabell feck
The best fantasy: becoming a fine slab of grain in the hopes of toasting your soul
8:54 so we really just gonna ignore the fact that he put Duck's scream in there ?
That "family photo" honestly looks like a slice of bread on a field, lmao how inspirational
All not grateful towards our dear leader will be... toast.
I Am Bread?... No... We, are bread.
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
sounds like communist propaganda but ok
* SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS *
☭☭☭☭
Megfreakx3
r/unexpectedcommunism
Everybody gangsta til the BREAD start walkin
7:57 Look at the thing he could have toasted with.
You think this light can toast me?
Hair straightener? 😏
3:55 that sneeze was adorable
Is it gluten free? I think I might be allergic, but then again I don’t remember.
Do you have amnosia?
I'm your biggest fan
Wrong, I am
A horrible case of Amnosia!
got some drugs for you
Actually alot of bugs are very nutritious
If you can stomach them
This game is a prequel to Surgeon Simulator, the guy you're operating on in SS is the guy that the bread is trying (and failing) to save
The fact that you can play the cowbell is amazing. MORE COWBELL
I can’t believe this is 2 years old... I didn’t realize I’ve been watching Kevin for so long! Love you Kevin!
Thank you for playing Bread Dead Redemption 2 Kevin!
@Letsplays and walkthroughs breademption
I hate being bread, *i HatE IT, I hATe iT, i HaTE It*
And thats why i am a Toast!
IT NEEDS MORE COWBELL
MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!
4:16 how Kevin thinks about his family thoughts is absolutely hillarious
I'm gonna get magnets to spell out "I Loaf Toast" on my fridge now
Bread Simulator,
Now I've seen everything.
_not yet_
He actually got pretty good at controlling the bread, I think he found his destiny.
8:56 Gotta love that sneaky Duck scream.
now thats a bread that i'd probably see in Teco, with monsters between slices that'd go "we are your enimes, ron"
8:57 - The Walking Bread achievement, followed by Duck's scream.
My phones at 7 percent and my charger broke but I want to finish this episode... Wish me luck
Did you finish it
please explain
Oof
F
Funny.. My phone was also exactly at 7%
You have an incredibly contagious energy. :D So positive every fekin time! Continue in your great work dear Leader.
Kevin as a slice of bread is my spirit animal
I like that the game pays its respects with a giant F every time you die. How kind
Must have been something highly dramatic happening at this place with all the chaos around. The lack of dust on the bookshelves to me suggests a normally clean environment (or a housecleaner.)
Ok, I wrote this just seconds before the story kicked in after the 6min mark, please believe me 🥺 Will watch until end now.
I am bread
Bread: Kevin is controlling me?!
Well I'm toast
This is both hilarious and so dark -- I thought I Am Bread was just about goofy ways to make yourself into toast around the house, not the story of one man's a) quiet mental breakdown or b) mental breakdown accompanied by the purchase of a loaf of sentient bread. Though I guess it's really about c) Kevin's extremely loud breakdown as he attempts to figure out how to control walking bread XD
Lets gain this grain.
Obtain*
Let's yeet this yeast.
This was the first video I ever watched... I'm so proud ❤
imagine waking up at 3 in the morning, going to the kitchen and seeing a piece of bread waving a knife around shouting about how they'll cut you for once.
*BRED DEAD REDEMPTION 2*
Red bread redemption
lol
red dead breademption
What a bread joke.
Bread bread breademption
Duck’s scream at 8:55 😂
Yeah i heard that i even watched that aswell
SubtleGamer190 OMG DUDE SO DID I! ITS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE lol
The walking bread! HAHAGAHA
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Morgan Walker Vlogs 😂
SubtleGamer190 😎
Yea, cuz Kevin is surely a cute and innocent loaf of bread...
*THE SIMS FLASHBACK*
It's 3 in the morning and I'm watching Kevin be a piece of bread.... I love this channel.
Kevin is the only gaming youtuber that can make me laugh. He doesn’t have to be loud and obnoxious, he’s just a funny giuy.
one of my comfort vids 🍞
"The Walking Bread." *Duck screaming*
I am bread?
More like Bore Ragnarok!
No just no
El Gato bore ragnarok more like Jim bore
I still don’t get that joke.
More like Bread Ragnarok am right?
@@comradecameron3726 look up call me kevin comady night and then you'll understand
Who even leaves out a loaf of bread sitting on the table unwrapped?
Over 1000 videos and this is still my favorite