Little-known fact: Every single episode of _How It's Made_ is shot at the exact same factory. The parent company's Board of Directors just can't decide what they actually want to produce and keep second-guessing themselves every few days, and all the factory managers can do is sigh and roll with it. Ain't capitalism a hoot?
My teacher thought this was a regular how it’s made video until he said “Oh my gosh Peter what in the hell are you doing?!” And finally realized something was off
I actually work as a grain counter. Been trapped in this silo for 8 years now, I haven’t seen my wife since then, and I think the employees keep throwing in extra grains as I work. Help.
Lmao i thought this was a legit how its made for a moment till peter opened that machine and almost killed us all. Edit: For the bug and counting parts honestly just didn't think about it too much lol I figured might have been some weird artisan gucci brand idk 😂
I love it how It sometimes sounds like it is an actual How Its Made episode and i forget it's a parody until he says something like "a single worker counts each grain of rice"
4:01 You forgot to mention that if there weren't enough bugs in the most recent batch they would usually grind up the thief and use them as flavoring instead
"Too little bugs and the rice won't taste right. Too many bugs and customers will take notice and complain" I cannot imagine the stress level of the person in charge of checking if the bug proportion on the rice is right
See this was a really good one. It really seemed to be realistic at the beginning and it wasn't over exaggerated like you normally do and I have to say it really was a lot more funny.
I'd like to think this an alternate universe in which the How It's Made team has a drastically low budget, so they hand the clueless narrator the footage and no script, so he's forced to wing the narration.
Kokuho Rose is my favorite brand of sushi rice! It's nice to see it featured here. I wish the "low, low price" was part of it. That stuff is like tiny crack nuggets, the way they charge for it!
I was listening to this as I worked, wasn't paying any attention, just wanted background noise. Thought the name sounded different, but hey whatever. Then what caught my attention was the bugs reference. I had to replay 3 times thinking "did I hear that correctly?". They looked to see where this video was posted to what channel. You got me good!!!!
I can only imagine if a teacher accidentally shows one of these videos to their students
Jared Beilstein i would DIEEEE
missing elements and then don’t tell them that it’s not real
My cooking for wellness teacher kinda did, that was an interesting day
Jared Beilstein that’s what my teacher did lol
I tried to get one of my teachers to play one of these lasr year.
“Rice. It’s quite nice at a low, low price!”
Huggbees accidentally created the best rice marketing slogan in history.
Yup
Not if inflation has something to say about it! 🤑
@@andrepepinski4213 if everything is expensive then the rice becomes cheap again
@@_RayNotHere_Import duties have something to say to that
@@_RayNotHere_Import duties have something to say to that
I'm so jealous of that lone employees that count each grain of rice, dream job
Average weight per grain count would be decently easy.
Ha,i’m gonna be a can stuffer one day! Just watch me!
Distraction EDM noooooooo
@@jackr4009 As a Cambodian. They caught us by suprise. I mean they wore Blue Jeans and Plaid shirts. They're so bland, we couldn't see them.
You're no Asian. So good luck getting the job.
Not gonna lie, I thought this was legit til he said “inside these storage facilities, a lone employee is tasked with counting each grain of rice.” 😂
wait......I do that......
...but this is legit
I didn't realize this wasn't the original version until then either. But I'm glad I watched it!
Its okay i didn't figure it out till much later haha.
yeah but you still believed the storage sewers?
Once again, Peter risks the lives of us all for his cheap thrills!
The guy that steals the rice is probably Peter
Fucking peter
Oh course Peter
Why hasn't anybody still shut the door by 3:01?
Little-known fact: Every single episode of _How It's Made_ is shot at the exact same factory. The parent company's Board of Directors just can't decide what they actually want to produce and keep second-guessing themselves every few days, and all the factory managers can do is sigh and roll with it.
Ain't capitalism a hoot?
My teacher thought this was a regular how it’s made video until he said “Oh my gosh Peter what in the hell are you doing?!” And finally realized something was off
Rofl
Really? Your teacher didn't realize something was off with the bug carcass part? 😭
@@theladyalluring2359 I gotta be honest with you, I have no memory of commenting this
@@junipest9291 fair enough, no worries 👍
Your teacher was probably staring at the ceiling counting the tiles until he heard Peter's ineptitude
I actually work as a grain counter. Been trapped in this silo for 8 years now, I haven’t seen my wife since then, and I think the employees keep throwing in extra grains as I work.
Help.
Hahaha classic Rusian worker things
Just count by twos
@Katie Giles it's a joke jackass
No matter what happens there are always 5,108,672 grains of rice, I used to count rice and it was 5,108,672 every single time
Guys ^ this chicks beyond woosh. It's become r/facepalm now
Lmao i thought this was a legit how its made for a moment till peter opened that machine and almost killed us all.
Edit: For the bug and counting parts honestly just didn't think about it too much lol I figured might have been some weird artisan gucci brand idk 😂
Lol. I didn't catch on till that exact scene also....then was like wait a second.. 🤣
@Fidelity yes
Y e s
@Fidelity *Y e s*
you didn't notice the 1 employee counting all the rice grains?
The transition from How its Made to Rice Advertisement was excellently done. Masterful display.
rice
it’s whats for dinner
I almost thought he was gonna pair it off with Pepto-Bismol there at the end
3:28
Rice dust has a large variety of use including cattle feed and CaTtLe FeEd
🍄(;
@@peeptoad7060 coco coir
"After being molested"
This video made me hungry for some Front Rice with just enough bugs
I rather front bugs with just enough rice but front rice sounds good to
@@scrabie5867 Eh everyone has their own wants so I respect that
@Pseudo Husky Yea moms bug heavy are pretty good too but I like my front rice
I'm confused. Was he joking or being serious? Is rice actually being sold with bugs in it?
@@ADunleavy Well never know
I love it how It sometimes sounds like it is an actual How Its Made episode and i forget it's a parody until he says something like "a single worker counts each grain of rice"
WELCOME TO THE RICE FACTORY MOTHERFUCKERS
Also that counting employee looked like he was about to become Riceman in a weird Spiderman 3 remake
That filthyfrank reference is 10/10
what a beautiful duwang
@@samsamistorm What a beautiful Dojyaaan.
@@nyxiepawz I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
That is a good joke
"Sometimes an employee cheats death to provide rice for his family"
Need I say more
Thanks to you, I have become the most knowledgeable in vaguely correct information amongst all my peers.
Calibus King of Thorns nice Rammstein profile pic
i have approximate knowledge in many things frank
@@aaproductions1117 FEUER FRIE! BANG BANG!
I love how these start off just fine and normal. Then, it slowly gets more and more off-script compared to the original show.
my friends and family have literally watched your videos so many times. Thank you for being such a funny dude
Brap
That's fake and nobody really cares
wholesome
@@danielmiller3280 then why would you comment if noone cares, i think you an asshole.
Oh look a famous person
2:26
Peter : *exists*
Things that are going as they're supposed to : *chuckles* "I'm in danger !"
4:01 You forgot to mention that if there weren't enough bugs in the most recent batch they would usually grind up the thief and use them as flavoring instead
When he gets to 69 likes please don't like it anymore
@@Name-wc2lk When it gets there I will like it myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me
LoL
It's crazy that people have been eating rice for thousands of years and we've just always had all these machines to help with that.
Man, those machines sure are racist.
Everything is racist.🤡
@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 😞 I'm disappoint.
@@joshuascholar3220 Haha...ha.... I hate communist terrorists. I'm glad you feel the same.
They always are
As a scroumptious i am highly offended
I keep forgetting that this is a voice over, so when he said that guy counts every single grain of rice I was shook
4:00
He sounded a bit too happy there...
Probably means the guy has already died if he's in the video
He's foreshadowing what he wishes to do to his viewers. 😂
That's what I though
kinda sounds like Sheldon from tbbt tbh
No one liked Harold, his hands are too greasy
“What do you do for a living?”
“I count every single grain of rice”
Every damn week, Peter nearly destroys us all. Goddamnit, Peter.
I love you
3:55 "if he been caught by doing this, he will be punish with death."
damn thats SAVAGE XD
2:31 - oH My GaWD pETer WhAt aRe YoU doInG?!
You could have killed us all!
I'm reading this with Louis's voice
Alexandre The factory could not afford the full version.
What are you doing stepbro
Crack
“Rice! It’s quite nice, at a low, low price!”
I love how Andrew has the category set to “education”
1:04
"Count how many rice is here, Omega. That's your first mission."
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEV-
Thought he was doing a legit go at HiM until, 'A lone worker counts the rice.'
"There it is." I replied.
"I love rice. It's great when I'm really hungry, and I wanna eat a thousand of something." - Mitch Hedberg
Huggbees, I listened to your name, I have hives all over me, what should I do, I’m in extreme pain.
I did the same thing, I'm in the hospital
I did the same as well, I’m a ghost possessing a bee so I can type this on some dude’s phone
@@maxwedan how lucky are u that the random guy was watching a video by huggbees
Idk, walk it off
Ah. That's a ritual that all his subscribers take. It helps sort out the weaklings. It was in his video "huggbees subscribers: how they're made"
4:29
Narrator: "Rice!"
Sound table operator automatically:
**Presses the "Uhhh!" and clapping buttons**
"Half of the planets population"
So China??
this may be news to you but we are all chinese
AND PHILIPPINES
And japan
Tbf, every country in the world eats rice (and by country I mean general population uwu) .
China has all the gold.
India has all the jewels.
Together they make Thanos.
I like the plot twist that it’s not the taste of rice itself we enjoy but the right amount of tiny bugs in it
Feels sorry for the person who counted the rice grain😥🤣
Zauva Hauhnar no. This was his dream job
He gets paid 37 whole cents per year for this. He should be pretty happy.
You realize this is satire right
Keanu's Carrot you do realize that theyre in with the joke right? You act all smart yet fail completely
@@rillafy7966 when someone uses those emojis they arent
“OH MY GOD PETER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, you could have killed us all jesus-“ I’m dead-
I like my rice, S E W E R flavour
I prefer front rice, it's quite nice at a low low price
Yea I really love that bug flavor
@@chimarajigsawlord not enough bugs and it tastes bad. but too much and customer will complain
"Too little bugs and the rice won't taste right. Too many bugs and customers will take notice and complain" I cannot imagine the stress level of the person in charge of checking if the bug proportion on the rice is right
Despite the hazard pay, there's still a very high turnover rate, unfortunately...
Peter has a death wish
Peter will destroy the world.
Peter is jealous of the lone rice counter
hey lois i have a death wish hehehehe
Fucking shit did not notice this was satire till 1:44 lol
Please never stop making these.
Teacher: The task isn't that hard
The task: 1:05
"Cattle feed and..."
" _Cattlefeed_ ...?"
See this was a really good one. It really seemed to be realistic at the beginning and it wasn't over exaggerated like you normally do and I have to say it really was a lot more funny.
1:15
If you ate all that rice you'd still be hungry after an hour.
It's good to watch this while eating rice.
I'd like to think this an alternate universe in which the How It's Made team has a drastically low budget, so they hand the clueless narrator the footage and no script, so he's forced to wing the narration.
I'm glad you're starting uploads again. I love these videos, keep up the good work dude.
I like how this video goes from a normal how it’s made to a dark story with torture
I’m not sure why but I feel depressed watching this. Maybe it’s that Asian man walking alone in the rice?
Dandi
Me too, weirdly. I wonder why?
"rice dust has a wide variety of uses, including cattle feed and... cattle feed"
At first I was worried about this video.
And then the shitpost came. Then I was calm.
That pepto bismol ad at the end haa. First and last jokes are often some of the best in these videos
Ok so my headphones cut out and all I hear is "world r-r-rice is t-tttthe mmmm-mainnnnn gggraain-n" I'm scared
Damn, Peter. Just endangering us with your antics.
Always putting our lives in danger smh 😔
wasn't there a song in the 90s call "Rice Rice Baby"?
By a rapper called vanilla rice?
@@joeylawn36111
Great now I want a actual version
please keep doing this series, this is hilarious and cheers me up after ive had a long day
If ur reading comments before watching. Jump to *4:29* for *awesomeness*
4:49 he quoted that one stomach pain medication ad upset stomach indigestion diarreah. Edit: as ice articuno pointed out it is pepto bismol
Peoto bismol
Ice Articuno that’s it.
i liked the stomach pain indigestion part it was so well blended with the rest of the script
I actually didn't realise this wasn't serious, I only realised by the Peter comment - good job lmao
“Sometimes an employee cheats death to gather some rice for his family”
Lol
So this is why my parents adding bugs in my porridge
Every time I watch one of these videos I gain *B I G B R A I N*
Edit: Thats a lot of likes
GIB NIARB
Don't you mean *B I G G R A I N
@@zenplays2507 no GIB NIARB
Oh yeah, this is b i g b r a i n t i m e
YOU GAIN INSANE BIG BRAIN FROM THE MAIN GRAIN
He really snuck in the Pepto Bismol song at the end🤣😭❤️
1:10 i have something to add here.
“10 people have died from lack of oxygen due to the rice to air ratio.”
I am so glad that he was able to implement Pepto into his videos.
I DEAD ASS THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING AN ACTUAL EPISODE OF HOW IT'S MADE!!! LMAOOO
I love when you forget this channel and stumble upon it randomly
0:32 _S T O N K S_
I love the anticipation of waiting for the first joke.
4:38
Yellow rice: at I a joke to you?
And black.
THIS IS THE BEST DOCUMENTRY. THIS SMAKS AS DOCUMENTRIES AS THEY SHOULD BE TO HELP ONE NOT FALL ASLEEP. THANK YOU
"if you suffer from nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea" Pepto Bismol, copystrike this man right now
Love the voice crack at 1:05
So you’re telling me rice isn’t from my mom’s bones?
What ?
@Benjamin Little no, his mom HAS HAD a lot of bones
The ending seconds were the best I've heard about rice
did yall notice the pepto bismol reference?
The nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea thing got me. Truly miss that jingle
2:46 YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A RICE SORTING MACHINE
Man It’s 3am for me. I started watching these videos at like 8pm..🤦♂️ I don’t think I’ve laughed so much in so long 😂
360p gang where u at?!
Right here sir
FogZ still here, 10 minutes later
ayyyy
God that picture sends me rage
me
I don't like how this video implies that there are just enough bugs in rice to not be noticeable.
I was so confused at 1:05, I didn't realise this was a parody channel.🤣🤣🤣
Yea same here. I realized it and just started losing it xD
Kokuho Rose is my favorite brand of sushi rice! It's nice to see it featured here. I wish the "low, low price" was part of it. That stuff is like tiny crack nuggets, the way they charge for it!
4:51
“If you suffer from Nausea, Heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, of diarrhea.”
I got that, you couldn’t hide that from us...
Pepto bismol
I was listening to this as I worked, wasn't paying any attention, just wanted background noise. Thought the name sounded different, but hey whatever. Then what caught my attention was the bugs reference. I had to replay 3 times thinking "did I hear that correctly?". They looked to see where this video was posted to what channel. You got me good!!!!
Dammit! Peter has done it again. I think he's trying to ruin everything.
Peter back at it agian with killing the camaraman.😂
3:11, a better joke would've been brown white and Asian rice but its 2019 so ig thatd be too offensive
It's weird to hear that sentence in 2024
Huggs, you live in a dark world where most food gets ‘molested’ during the manufacturing process, we have all noticed.
That awkward moment when your family buys one of the rice shown in 5:00
(The edit was a grammar fix)
Thanks to PETER, this plant was shut down...
GODDAMIT PETER!!
Damn, that last one was indeed a great rice add, very rice-ehm, very nicely done, I could easily hear you on actual adds
3:38 had me dying of laughter
Imagine having to count every single one
It's 00:48 I need to know how rice is truly made