"Non-gaseous, non-solid wax oil" "hydric acid, sometimes known as dihydrogen monoxide" It's like the man took a chemistry class just to butcher it more effectively.
I've personally heard thousands of stories of people drowning in dihydrogen monoxide- all from credible sources. It's crazy that we're still feeding this stuff to our children.
The level of anger at the filling machine kills me it’s like his wife divorced him over whether it was a filling or rinsing machine but he still wants the last word in
@Diffy it doesn't hydrate the skin, but if you consume and bath in enough salt your body will stop decaying. (please consult your local necromancer for potential sideeffects)
Now hang on just one minute, if Grandma Edna is in charge of *filling* up the big metal thing with empty containers, does that make HER a filling machine?
I love that all these videos start somewhat comprehensible, some of the facts are true, and by the end, nothing is true, but there is a small point in the middle where I don't know enough about the product to tell if he's making a joke or just stating a fact about how it's made.
That's how I got sucked in. My partner was watching the one about gold bars one day and I was half-ass listening, and I can't remember the exact comment but I was like HAHA WAIT WHAT?! And that's how this became my favourite channel.
That's what makes this series so great. I found him while looking for real episodes and the gradual buildup of "this seems a little off..." to complete BS is amazing (not very applicable to this episode because the foreskin thing is real). I wish I could watch him for the first time again to fully experience the confusion and realization.
Apparently it’s more of like.. cells that are in it? To promote the growth of new cells, and one foreskin can cultivate tons for years. So it’s not like they just plop a whole one in there and blend it up.
Whatever you do, don’t call that top label machine the topping machine, call it the hatting machine because it’s as if you’re putting a little hat on the top of the container.
The average “How it’s actually made - __________” episode: 0:00 - 0:45 - Actually speaking facts, 0:46 - 1:30 - Low-key telling jokes while still speaking some truth, The rest of the video - Slowly losing his mind while commentating off context.
As someone who has to moisturize daily because of very dry skin and eczema, this video was very helpful. I appreciate the intellectual integrity in providing only the most accurate information.
Mm-mm. The capping machine, also known as the rinsing machine, is the capping machine. What you're referring to is the filling machine. Which is used for filling.
It was only after "Because it's the fucking label machine" at 2:19 that I realized this wasn't an actual clip from the show. Well done, you bamboozled me.
2:50 NAA I'm not sure about that.... It's clearly dumping soap foam in the jar to rinse them before filling. Now that makes more sense. you see it's just logic
@@i_am_aladeen No you don't . The oil extraction process from the baby is to gruesome to describe . It was eventually banned in most countries , but is still produced in one where the word for baby is 'olay', and is to this day marketed as 'Oil of Olay' .
@epic redditor the worst part is that foreskin is actually used up for the stem cells in some medical procedures. And yes, placenta is also a common ingredient in many products, from shampoo to moisturiser and anti-aging cream...
4:00 I’m not sure if that’s a hitler reference, or some sort of sex joke. And if it’s neither of those things I have absolutely no clue what that joke was suppose to be about
Dear Mister Huggbees, Could you please start the video from the beginning? There are at least two of us that missed the part that showed the rinsing machine. Thank you
"hydric acid, also known as dyhydrogen monoxide" that's how you know this is going to be a quality video, thank you huggbees for spreading awareness of dihydrogen monoxide. so many people lose their lives to it every year :( edit: typo correction also, stay safe everyone :)
You have thoroughly answered all of my questions about rinsing and filling today. Added bonus, revealing the Sinister Porpoises in this factory, formerly a very closely guarded industry secret. And, now that the porpoise is out of the bag, we might as well talk about the Testing Porpoises, always lurking in the break room, stinking it up the place with anchovies in the microwave, and grinning creepily.
I kinda of wish that Huggbees would be more relaxed in the beginning and continuously get more ridiculous as the video goes on. It would be fun to ask your friend to watch it and see their reaction lol
Been thinking this ever since. Call "time" the second they make and vocaliize their discovery then jot the timestamp down with their name and some facts about their life that no one is supposed to know. Make them feel like they're in a study or something and just insist they be quite to let you watch the video when they demand answers. Refuse to acknowledge any element of that day in the future.
As a representative of Topping Machine Conservation Society, I am appalled at the ridiculous claims of its irrelevance and lack of existence. See you in court.
i think that this episode holds the record for “longest amount of time that an unsuspecting viewer could watch this episode without clocking what’s going on here” if you’re dumb enough that the palm oil and dihydrogen monoxide bits fly over your head, there’s nothing obviously wrong until the labeling machine at 2:24
I had no idea that these companies could put DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE in skin cream, it's an extremely addictive substance. If you've had it once, going three days without it is fatal due to withdrawl
"Non-gaseous, non-solid wax oil"
"hydric acid, sometimes known as dihydrogen monoxide"
It's like the man took a chemistry class just to butcher it more effectively.
This is the best thing I've ever heard of but he probably did 😂
did you know 100% of people eventually die when they drink dihydrogen monoxide?
I would have been impressed if he used "Oxidane" at some point in there too
@@nikkovalidor4890 Did you know that too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can kill you?
any refence to dihydrogen monoxide makes me happy
Hydric acid is honestly pretty terrifying stuff. It has the highest PH level of any acid, for example.
One study showed that exposure to hydric acid leads to death in over 70% of cases.
@@pythonisa79 it's 100% true.
@@Paralellex big numbers are scary when it comes to acids.
it has an insane ph hevel of 7
I've personally heard thousands of stories of people drowning in dihydrogen monoxide- all from credible sources. It's crazy that we're still feeding this stuff to our children.
The level of anger at the filling machine kills me it’s like his wife divorced him over whether it was a filling or rinsing machine but he still wants the last word in
Based on the sheer volume of divorce jokes in his videos, that's probably right.
Ah yes, *the worst side effect of cancer is dry skin*
who knew that dehydration causes dry skin.
@@suddenllybah I didnt
@Diffy it doesn't hydrate the skin, but if you consume and bath in enough salt your body will stop decaying. (please consult your local necromancer for potential sideeffects)
thats_the_joke.gif
Yeah, he should’ve made a joke about that.
Next week: How It's Actually Made - Frozen Pizza
And here we have the topping machine- wait
Yessssss
Double yes
underappreciated joke
Don't be ridiculous, frozen pizza is made by prisoners convicted of sexual misconduct.
Indeed
I freakin' lost it at "Grandma Edna continues her life's work..."
Highlight!!
The capping machine.
Not to be confused with the glock.
I own a Glock 19. Fantastic anti-communist firearm!
@@lordkrythic6246 i heard of that... but some say glock works against capitalists and racists too. so i dont want to support such crimes.
@@DrBohne
Yeah, I agree! It works very well against racist Democrats!
One response in and we are already political
@@luisan776 who's gonna tell him
This is a worthwhile read of insightful discussion
This read is more worthwhile than that book I was on earlier.
This is a worthwhile reply on this worthwhile comment
Indeed, youtube comment section is far better than peer-reviewed science. It's the pinacle of mankinds knowledge.
Hippity hoppity, this doesn't rhyme, and Democrats are Domestic Terrorists!
Indeed...
I'm so pissed off that he got me to google if the "baby foreskin" thing and I'm even more pissed off that it is true
As you should be. It's so disgusting. They mutilate baby boys just to make a product to put on your skin. Absolutely horrific.
@@jonahs92 im circumcized
@@frehesh.4386 same. it sucks
Mfw someone ground my foreskin up to put on their face
@@frehesh.4386 I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
Now hang on just one minute, if Grandma Edna is in charge of *filling* up the big metal thing with empty containers, does that make HER a filling machine?
uh.. she's actually a rinsing machine...get it right smh
No think ashgcy is right.
No. She's the person in charge of the filling machine. However, after I visit her this weekend she will become my filling machine ;)
God I hope so
Controversial take, I like it
This showed up in my notifications as "how it's made: skin" and i was slightly concerned
Same
Sure is made outa skin tho
How fun
It has an ingrediant that is skin
Next: "How it's Made: Foreskin"
I laughed at the baby joke, I wasn’t laughing after I googled it
😐
😭
OH GOD
The three stages of grief
I don’t even want to know do I.
I love that all these videos start somewhat comprehensible, some of the facts are true, and by the end, nothing is true, but there is a small point in the middle where I don't know enough about the product to tell if he's making a joke or just stating a fact about how it's made.
He’s not wrong at all. Some skincare products contain babies foreskins. It’s an open secret at this point
That's how I got sucked in. My partner was watching the one about gold bars one day and I was half-ass listening, and I can't remember the exact comment but I was like HAHA WAIT WHAT?! And that's how this became my favourite channel.
That's what makes this series so great. I found him while looking for real episodes and the gradual buildup of "this seems a little off..." to complete BS is amazing (not very applicable to this episode because the foreskin thing is real). I wish I could watch him for the first time again to fully experience the confusion and realization.
bad
Except for the baby foreskins. That ones true.
Dihydrogen monoxide being toxic is hilarious, I did a presentation on it during freshman year on why it should be banned and half the class agreed
lmao i trolled my chemistry class with dihydrogen monoxide and how its extremely dangerous and needs to be banned
Sixth grade introduced it as a fun joke that I figured out before my teacher could present what it was.
Holy shit, is this you?
www.linkedin.com/pulse/regulating-hydric-acid-art-poisoning-our-brains-yaser-bishr
It literally just water lol
I drink it
ayo, he is not wrong about the foreskin, had to look it up tho
Time stamp?
@@harleyandthechicks21
4:18 to 4:30
I cannot believe thats actually true
Apparently it’s more of like.. cells that are in it? To promote the growth of new cells, and one foreskin can cultivate tons for years. So it’s not like they just plop a whole one in there and blend it up.
Lmao
Whatever you do, don’t call that top label machine the topping machine, call it the hatting machine because it’s as if you’re putting a little hat on the top of the container.
Hmm yes you prove a fine point Obama
That is ridiculous.
So its a top hatting machine?
no
Personally I use stopper machine but most of the people in my area use capping machine
"Topping machine" is what I call myself on Grindr
ayyyy
Ayyyy
I'm the bottom machine
Or are you a filling machine
I’m a filling machine
The average “How it’s actually made - __________” episode:
0:00 - 0:45 - Actually speaking facts,
0:46 - 1:30 - Low-key telling jokes while still speaking some truth,
The rest of the video - Slowly losing his mind while commentating off context.
Esept at the end when he reveals the truth and the mirror gets obliterated
except the last one, that's actually real.
Uh duh, it should be called "The Labeling Machine Part 2, Electric Boogaloo"
Spiff?!
@@mysticalfitzy9844 nope
You know hermitcraft?
Grian would be proud of you
Is this a hermitcraft meme?
I like how he genuinely listed some of the effects of over hydration
"Topping machine" - no, those are real, they also go by "gay lover"
Finally. Someone who was thinking the same thing
I wish i had a topping machine 😔
Yeah, that was honestly where my mind went too when he said "topping machine"
I didn't understand.
my topping machine doubles as a filling machine 😳😳😳
I’ve got to bad news, they actually put baby foreskin in face cream and now that’s my search history
Maybe dont use the word "baby" in the same sentence when google-ing, unless you wanna be on a watchlist
Chalk 4 Airsoft areddy on one
Why waste perfectly good foreskin?
@@maggiee639 you turn it into ice cream instead
IKR!!! I stopped drinking this cream after I heard that
he wasn't lying about the foreskins, thats a solid vomit
He what
I wish there was a reaction compilation video of people when they realize skin cream is made with babies foreskins.
Am I missing a joke or is this legit 0.o
FishyYT Nope. It’s real. Just googled it. Holy fucking shit that’s metal as fuck
What do I search?
I love how the meta on this channel has just become filling/rinsing machines.
"...Label to the top of the jars..."
...top of the jars...
...top of...
top
Top
TOP
TOPPING MACHINE
TOPPING MACHINE
YES. IT'S THE TOPPING MACHINE!!!
HOLY SHIT YOU DID IT
What are you talking about? That sounds like some fantasy nonsense.
What are you, stupid?
It should obviously be "Labeling machine", why would something that applies labels be "Topping Machine"?
why not top label machine?
Cream: THE EVERYTHING FIXER
@Uccha Shrva Cream by David Firth
DONT REMIND ME DONT REMIND ME
Cream is constantly applied to Cream, so it's constantly improving itself
@@enbyfrogz6766 HÖHÖHÖHÖ~
I love mr. Firth
As someone who has to moisturize daily because of very dry skin and eczema, this video was very helpful. I appreciate the intellectual integrity in providing only the most accurate information.
this guy is hellbent on trolling everyone ever, including his fans
The capping machine. Otherwise know as the -cap applicator- *Caplicator*
No cap
Organulated sugar. Beereal. The late-teenth century. I know EXACTLY what you’re doing 😂
Why did I read that in the "Goblin Slayer Abridged" Goblin Slayer voice... "CAAAAAAPLICATOR...."
"Edited"
I wish there were more Wow It's Made YTPs.
I especially enjoyed the smooth piano in the background, and that machine that rinsed the jars with skin cream.
3:26 They missed a jar, just some empty space being capped.
Not just one or two, but THREE jars. A topping machine it certainly is not!
Those are of the special rare vanishing cream variety, only 1 in 100 chance of finding one amongst the rest!
@@xalwine I counted seven
Perfect for when you need a high quality tube of air
That's how Grandma Edna stays alive, since she refuses to die until the job is done.
the baby foreskin thing was actually real...
At least I know where mine went to
Mine was mummified and eventually sold on the black market as the foreskin of Christ . True story .
and messed up.
Waste not want not, might as well make some cash off it, oh and it's not going to the family of course.
Whiskey Tango engrish and ofc
What I love about these videos is that at the start it sounds almost real, then it just goes off the rails halfway through
2:20 wait, isn't it also a filling machine? Or is it a rinsing machine? I am confused again.
its the baby machine
Damn it! Rinsing machine right?!?
Looks like a filling machine to me
No it's the topping machine
Mm-mm. The capping machine, also known as the rinsing machine, is the capping machine.
What you're referring to is the filling machine. Which is used for filling.
It was only after "Because it's the fucking label machine" at 2:19 that I realized this wasn't an actual clip from the show. Well done, you bamboozled me.
Yep. And watching with my damn 5 year old! Lol
I've actually used this hand cream before. Glad to support this sort of production quality.
Ooh this is going to be a good video!
I hope your lofty expectations where met
I must say that it was a good video. Mr Hughbees has meet my standards for this video and therefore he will be spared.
Moo*
Got skin cancer? No problem, this schlop is gonna fix it
you... you're everywhere
Wwhy are u here too?
@@cymphony9798 the question is, why are you here?
@@suspiciousbacon wait, it's all everywhere
I'm sure this will age well.
"Non-solid, non-gaseous" so... "Plasma! Electrons are free! Plasma! A fourth state of matter, not gas, not liquid, not solid!"
are you dumb? hes talking about Bose-Einstein condensates
I like how this started out entirely normal, and very informative, then completely devolved after the filling machine.
I never leave the house without a schlop of cream treating my cancerous skin
Yes I also never leave without my diabetes treater
I prefer to keep my schlop of skin cream in my back pocket. So that whenever I sit down it goes squish.
I love how this guy starts out like its a normal how its made videos and than slowly dissovles into madness and sarcasm. I love it.
I didn’t read the “cream” part in the title. So I kinda panicked.
You shouldn’t be, after all skin grafting is a thing, and the skin has to be made somehow.
@Tarantula On Your Screen It's so disgusting. They mutilate baby boys just to make a product to put on your skin. Absolutely horrific.
Oh, that's the cream I use for mastu-
My skin. Oh. Cos it's skin cream
Nothing wrong with that, it's just trying to return to the source
2:12 I don't know why, but seeing a 60yo grandma sorting buckets in a factory makes me sad
Her work pretty easy, atleast shes still making money if she needs it
Huggbees Can you do a "How Its Actually Made: Caviar" please?
1:19 "DiHydrogen Monoxide"
I chortled a little, not gonna lie
Me too fine sir
@@bicmeyrr2664 ur mom
Pff. As if they would put an *industrial solvent* like DHM into a skin care product.
Your mom also chortled a little, not gonna lie
It's very toxic, everyone that has ever consumed it, died
0:22 I never want to hear the word "schlop" ever again.
2:50 NAA I'm not sure about that.... It's clearly dumping soap foam in the jar to rinse them before filling. Now that makes more sense. you see it's just logic
I’m still confused is it a filling or rinsing machine that puts the cream in?
I love how the filling/rinsing machine joke keeps coming back
But couldn’t the filling machine be made into a rinsing machine easily?
Yes, but as it is now, it's a rinsing machine
David Rycan wait I thought it was a filling machine
Location N O W
@@chancevallelunga2749 wait, shit-
Uh NO
how do they harvest the skin for the cream though
EDIT: that was a joke why is this real
Valid question.
And to stay in the same line of humor, I wanna see how they make baby oil.
@@i_am_aladeen No you don't . The oil extraction process from the baby is to gruesome to describe . It was eventually banned in most countries , but is still produced in one where the word for baby is 'olay', and is to this day marketed as 'Oil of Olay' .
@@Sepulchre_Gate lol
its yuky
@epic redditor the worst part is that foreskin is actually used up for the stem cells in some medical procedures. And yes, placenta is also a common ingredient in many products, from shampoo to moisturiser and anti-aging cream...
4:00 I’m not sure if that’s a hitler reference, or some sort of sex joke. And if it’s neither of those things I have absolutely no clue what that joke was suppose to be about
3:03 “I don’t know man seems like a rinsing machine to me”
Thank you for this educational video Huggbees, I especially liked the part with the rinsing machine :)
Got an ad for skin cream before the video started, proof that Huggbee's narrations can increase the marketability of a product 10 fold
1:16 Actually, the IUPAC recommends calling Oxidane, as the other name could be misleading.
I prefer the name Eich Too-ohe
*Says all these big boy words*
Me: "Yeah, i believe it"
i'm so glad you cleared up that mix up for me i could've swarn it was the filling machine now i know for sure that it's the rinsing machine
"This is the FILLING machine"
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT
Hey um I can’t figure out if there was a rinsing machine in this it might have been a filling machine but I’m not sure
Dear Mister Huggbees,
Could you please start the video from the beginning? There are at least two of us that missed the part that showed the rinsing machine.
Thank you
"hydric acid, also known as dyhydrogen monoxide" that's how you know this is going to be a quality video, thank you huggbees for spreading awareness of dihydrogen monoxide. so many people lose their lives to it every year :(
edit: typo correction
also, stay safe everyone :)
Huggbees is trying to put his fans on an FBI watchlist again 😂 oh classic huggbees
Hay I am already there
I fucking googled it and he’s not kidding. Now I’m on a list and extremely disturbed.
@@jimijams225 shit he really wasn't wtf
@@jimijams225 bruh same :(
_oh no_
You have thoroughly answered all of my questions about rinsing and filling today.
Added bonus, revealing the Sinister Porpoises in this factory, formerly a very closely guarded industry secret. And, now that the porpoise is out of the bag, we might as well talk about the Testing Porpoises, always lurking in the break room, stinking it up the place with anchovies in the microwave, and grinning creepily.
I think you've gone farther off the rails than Huggbees my dude
"The Filling Machine" is what your mother calls me.
My teacher played one of your videos and thought it was real my whole school thought gum was made of rubber and plastic
It is though.
The capping machine is named Larry McCappison, but we just call him Cappy Larry.
No cap
I'm never using face cream now
03:42
Ooh ooh, What about "cap label applicator 9000"
A caplicator perhaps
2:21 because it’s the Fucking label machine 😂🤣
I kinda of wish that Huggbees would be more relaxed in the beginning and continuously get more ridiculous as the video goes on. It would be fun to ask your friend to watch it and see their reaction lol
Everytime I watch his channel my mom asks if it's the actual how it's made it if it's that guy and I just shrug and wait for her to catch on
@@raccoondog11 lmaoo
@@raccoondog11 i really want a school to play one of his videos and just slowly realize it’s not a real how it’s made video
Been thinking this ever since. Call "time" the second they make and vocaliize their discovery then jot the timestamp down with their name and some facts about their life that no one is supposed to know. Make them feel like they're in a study or something and just insist they be quite to let you watch the video when they demand answers. Refuse to acknowledge any element of that day in the future.
Name the machine that adds another label “Topping machine.” Not to get confused with the “Capping machine.” It’s a “topping machine”
Label machine 2: Electric Boogaloo
thank you for clarifying that it was a filling machine at 2:50 . i thought it was a rinsing machine until you cleared it up
3:10 sooooo…this is the rinsing machine right?
“On the go creaming”
Man I love the rinsing machine so much. Cant wait to see it again
Filling machine is gonna be an inside joke now huh
*rinsing machine
3:35 this is the topping machine
The machine that needs a name should be called the topping machine
Hey, he's right. I made the mistake of googling it. I'm now checking all my skincare products. Ew.
As a representative of Topping Machine Conservation Society, I am appalled at the ridiculous claims of its irrelevance and lack of existence. See you in court.
Putting the playlist on shuffle and going from orange juice to soda to skin cream is the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I don’t know that “filling” machine seemed pretty sus
Filling machine was not an impostor
"@@jonhunehansushvidsten4482 " was an impostor
@@h20cozmic84 "1 imposter remains"
@@jonhunehansushvidsten4482 hahahbhabhabha funy
souls no
i think that this episode holds the record for “longest amount of time that an unsuspecting viewer could watch this episode without clocking what’s going on here”
if you’re dumb enough that the palm oil and dihydrogen monoxide bits fly over your head, there’s nothing obviously wrong until the labeling machine at 2:24
2:59 look at that ringing machine 🤩 wow! That’s so cool!
4:43 He wasnt lying
3:15 is this a hatting machine?
This is the cleanest factory I’ve ever seen, which makes sense- they have nice and smooth cold metallic skin.
Wait can somebody help I’m confused at 2:50 is that the rinsing machine?
"because it's the fucking labeling machine" i choked
Same
I really enjoyed watching that rinsing machine clean those jars.
4:33
So skin cream's made out of skin afterall...
3:46 how about "lidding machine"
This one in particular is full of comedic genius
4:25 The machine fucked up lol
I had no idea that these companies could put DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE in skin cream, it's an extremely addictive substance. If you've had it once, going three days without it is fatal due to withdrawl
I googled the baby thing. I thought he was joking. He was not joking. On the bright side, I learned a new term for water today, so that's cool.
How does he know thats a filling machine, there is literally no difference from a rinsing machine