There seem to be two sets of certain lines to that end- Some of the payload quotes for example have a shouted version for when he’s right there in the action, and a whispered version for when he’s watching the battle talking mostly to himself
I love how sniper says you have to be respectful even though he throws piss at people, insults them to death, and says the most rude and "offensive" lines. Best character
Quiet sniper: Quiet, asmr-ish voice that might give you goesbumps and send chills down your spine. Loud sniper: CRacKY LO ud SNIPY, G et TO TH e cart MATE
Fun fact for those that didn't know! When sniper refers to another one of the mercs as a 'fruit shop' (or something along the lines),is because part of the brain that snipers tend to aim for is referred to (as a nickname) as the 'Apricot'.
Fun Fact: John Patrick Lowrie (the voice of Sniper) is married to the voice of the Announcer, who also is more well known for voicing GLaDOS, Ellen McClain.
I played OW a lot last year and got back into TF2 a lot recently with this channel taking off. I have say, for a mindless shooting game, a bunch of psychopathic bloodthirsty mercenaries makes a lot more sense than the forced PC teen superhero cast of Overwatch.
How to become sniper: 1.Buy a sniper 2.Pee in jars 3.Be from Zealand 4.Throw piss at people 5.Be raised in Australia 6.Clarify to your parents that you're not a crazed gunman
10:11 really tickles my funny bone for some reason. Like everyone else has these epic one liners when they come back but sniper's genuine confusion cracks me up
Samantha Hybryds I completely forgot he said that and now I’m dying of laughter😂😂 Even better, he finishes the quote with “Didja get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?”
Sniper’s Domination lines when he snipes you: (gravelly, husky, weirdly seductive) Sniper’s Domination lines when he kills you up close: *GOTCHA YA SPASTIC LIDDLE GREMLIN*
@@lok4890 i actually really love that they paid attention to that. normally when you play sniper youre so far from the enemy that they wouldnt hear you even if you shouted the insult so he would definitely save the comment for his own personal entertainment. considering how every shot is a chance to own hard or get owned... especially if its that damn crack addled mosquito scout.
The fact that there is a little idea going around that scout is the way he is because of ADHD, it makes sniper calling him a spastic gremlin all the more special
4:20 valve knew what they were doing when they made Sniper's domination voice lines sound a little seductive, like come on. "I reckon you're gonna get real used to looking up at me" *COME **_ON_*
Is someone going to count every goddamn time he like just mumbles in his deep and rough voice. You can hear the panties dropping every time that happens.
real talk, the sniper would be amazing at ASMR. his voice just works with it, I actually started feeling relaxed when he whispered insults into my ears
Bogan language not necessarily an Aussie one but yes most bogans do say it so yeah it’s stereotypical dumb skinny Aussie shouting cunt at anything that moves
30% sexual quotes and noises 10% death threats 50% untamed sass 10% ??? Edit: im just gonna list quotes that make me blush "im not done mate, not by a long shot" "see you in 5 minutes" "Come to sniper my little beauty"
I think the reason he sounds so sexual most of the time is because he's keeping his voice down, something a sniper who's likely going to be perched and hiding for a battle is going to do a lot of.
even if he’s a new zealander at heart i’m happy someone with an australian accent in a game says something else other than “oi mate put a shrimp on a barbie”
I'd say he's as much aussie as he is kiwi, but that's more an argument of nature vs. nurture than anything. Being raised in Australia probably contributed to his brutality somewhat, but as he says in the comics he has felt somewhat different from the aussies.
The domination lines catered to specific classes really insult that character in their soft spots. It really shows how long all the mercs have hung around each other to the point where they know all their major and minor flaws.
Sniper is one of my favorite classes in Tf2, and while I don't find his voice sexy or hot like most seem to, he's still very much a joy to listen to. His accent kinda makes him sound like an aggressive/somewhat creepy grandpa lol. His accent also makes him sound badass and rather hellbent on killing people more than half the time. He's also a very interesting character, though I strongly believe that the rest of the Tf2 characters are just as interesting. They are all unique, hilarious and true to their classes in their own way. And when they get together to kick some ass, you know shits gonna go down lol.
i made this fore myself so i can find all the voice lines but others can use it too! 0:00 activate charge 0:05 capped control point 0:10 capped intel 0:17 tie 0:23 on fire 0:26 award unlocked 0:45 battlecry WILL NOT ADD MORE! 13:45 thanks!
There are only three reasons why some people might say sniper is their favorite class. 1. You can relate to him the most 2. The class is easier to play for you, compared to every other class 3. *you are a simp*
The TF2 community is just too insecure that Overwatch will take their place. In reality, nobody is replacing anything. 1000 hours on both games btw, i know them inside out, upside down.
"Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!" Ouch...
once upon a time i was a medic main, then this happend...
that med catched fire without any pyro
roast!
Nurse!? That's two roasts in one!!! He just called him a girl!
Too slow, medicine woman!
sniper has two sides
1. really seducutive
2. *yells in austrailian*
Real
@@topazstars7734real
You are so real for that😭
For me it’s
1. asmr
2. racist
Hot australian vs angry australian
Valve: here's a nasty australian man who kills people and pisses in jars
The fandom: this is the sexiest man i've seen in my life
He’s not even Australian he’s from New Zealand!
HEEL YEA
WHAT ABT IT?
@@entr0pixMedic is RIGHT THERE
Go piss girl!
I like how a lot of these are really...whispery. He *is* a sniper so he’s kinda meant to be quiet and he’s mostly by himself
And then sometimes he just fucking screams
There seem to be two sets of certain lines to that end- Some of the payload quotes for example have a shouted version for when he’s right there in the action, and a whispered version for when he’s watching the battle talking mostly to himself
God hes good at being an owl
Idk why dithery did the whispery voices but okay
*laughs in trade plaza with the entire team being snipers*
I can smell his breath through my headphones
It's like a mix between pepperoni and coffee
I SMELL IT OH GOD IM GOING TO THROW UP 🤢🤢🤢
mmm... coffee and australian goodness
@@graciewoodrum270 He brushes his teeth tho.. 3:
Damn dog food and, *sniff sniff* dog piss.
*Sniper gently brushes the hair out of your eyes*
“You’ve got a forehead on you like a coffee table.”
WHEEZING RN STOP
Me: bye, I’m heading to Brazil
lmaooo
hA-
best character imagine i've ever read
*spits in Australian*
kasper LOL
*Screams in Russian*
ded in America
*watches unamused in norwagien*
*laughs in portuguese*
I love how sniper says you have to be respectful even though he throws piss at people, insults them to death, and says the most rude and "offensive" lines.
Best character
Chris P. Bacon the true professional
i mean if you were a mercenary that constantly pissed in a jar you’d have the urge to throw it at someone
I’d say the most vulgar mercenary is pyro. Especially when they say, “MMMMPH!!!” Real offensive.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
@Courier 9 555 likes
Sniper: *speaks*
Everyone: *N U T*
@TheSmolRevfinderChild basically..
Nut
**pp elongates**
@@poopythicckums2232 😅
All girls: S C R E E C H
@@nataliab9317 #antigacha
INCOMING!
INCOMIIIING!
IIIIINCOOOOMMMIIIING!
incoming.
cracked me up a good one lads.
Mr. ML&G When yelling just doesn’t work
Whoa, didn't expect to see you here, love your videos.
eeyyy look who's there get a verificated mark mha boi
8:19
Quiet sniper: Quiet, asmr-ish voice that might give you goesbumps and send chills down your spine.
Loud sniper: CRacKY LO ud SNIPY, G et TO TH e cart MATE
DontTouchThatSentry i love your avatar
Loud sniper: (Gordon Ramsey voice) WH ERE'D YOU BLOODY LEARN TO PU SH A C A R T
DontTouchThatSentry THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL PIECE OF PISS, YOU FRUIT SHOP OWNERS
AND THEY HAD TO START WITH THE ASMR HUSKY VOICED ONES. I GOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD
Damn son u got me there m8
Fun fact for those that didn't know!
When sniper refers to another one of the mercs as a 'fruit shop' (or something along the lines),is because part of the brain that snipers tend to aim for is referred to (as a nickname) as the 'Apricot'.
If true. Awesome fact👍
Honestly thought all this time that he was just calling them gay. This is better but also him calling them gay is funnier to me
@@scribbly07lmfao
That's actually genius
It's because fruit shops are stereotypically owned by immigrants
Fun Fact:
John Patrick Lowrie (the voice of Sniper) is married to the voice of the Announcer, who also is more well known for voicing GLaDOS, Ellen McClain.
#FactsThatIDidntWantToKnowButWhatever
Delete this now before crazy artists ship sniper with glados!!!
Why is this oddly wholesome? This made my day
@@BraixenKartzem #Uselesshashtag
She also voiced the Turrets in Portal
widowmaker has nothing on this Aussie assassin.
ness hailing from onett Agreed, m8.
A pornstar vs a piss-in-a-jar throwing australian.
And widowmakers gun is a machina that can't penetrate enemies or gets damage bonus.
I played OW a lot last year and got back into TF2 a lot recently with this channel taking off.
I have say, for a mindless shooting game, a bunch of psychopathic bloodthirsty mercenaries makes a lot more sense than the forced PC teen superhero cast of Overwatch.
don't forget he gets headshots faster than widowmaker's slow ass scope being prepared and the charge for it to kill someone
7:42 “I was never on your side either!”
....
“...WANker!”
he had to get that insult in there somehow
How to become sniper:
1.Buy a sniper
2.Pee in jars
3.Be from Zealand
4.Throw piss at people
5.Be raised in Australia
6.Clarify to your parents that you're not a crazed gunman
THE ENGINEER IS A SPY!
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
*HEADSHOT*
RED Engie Actually he's really from New Zealand.
Sabs246810 He's an Australian citizen, but in one of the comics we find out he was actually born in New Zealand, to parents from New Zealand.
10:24 is probably where half of you are here for
0:21 for me
I’m here for alright
Damn right
Ah, PISS!
bagel gore 1:36 Is for me
10:11 really tickles my funny bone for some reason. Like everyone else has these epic one liners when they come back but sniper's genuine confusion cracks me up
That heavy is dead
That’s the most reasonable reaction to coming back from the dead
@@mateorios1636 THE HEAVY IS DEAD???
@@alienbonez correct
:D
So, did you see the murderer?@@mateorios1636
11:29 Oh my god, you've been shot.
Samantha Hybryds I completely forgot he said that and now I’m dying of laughter😂😂
Even better, he finishes the quote with “Didja get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?”
no shit *SHERLOCK*
K-Source funny, did laugh
i love that line
10:24 the way how he says "ah piss" is just so damn good.
he legit sounds so frustrated
Aagh, *P* iss.
10:24
*WHY IS IT SO SATISFYING*
@@etherealelysium8834 Ah thank you
@@NeonBlueLight no problem
It's so cute when he calls engie "truckie" ^^ 13:49
When the garbage truck gets your trash
No
even better when he calls scout a 'precious little posey' in the most aggressive way possible
i like the distinction between when he's looking through the scope and then he isnt
Joseph S. Yeah same. I love me a quiet Snipes
Scope=asmr
No scope=loud af
Sniper’s Domination lines when he snipes you: (gravelly, husky, weirdly seductive)
Sniper’s Domination lines when he kills you up close: *GOTCHA YA SPASTIC LIDDLE GREMLIN*
Of course, why would he scream from so far away?
He is talking to himself most of the time
@@lok4890 i actually really love that they paid attention to that. normally when you play sniper youre so far from the enemy that they wouldnt hear you even if you shouted the insult so he would definitely save the comment for his own personal entertainment. considering how every shot is a chance to own hard or get owned... especially if its that damn crack addled mosquito scout.
The fact that there is a little idea going around that scout is the way he is because of ADHD, it makes sniper calling him a spastic gremlin all the more special
‘Hate to break it to ya, your own team paid me to do that.’
That’s probably one of the rawest lines I’ve ever heard.
Everytime his voice gets low my face gets hot
Nova_Symphony34 yes:)
saaame
I can soo relate
Nova_Symphony34 same honestly
Gay
"Now,doctor.Now,doctor..."
Listen to that with eyes closed
*insert lenny face*
*tfw you ship Bushmedicine like theres no tomorrow*
just pointed out :P
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
diamantemine what time?
This is just a reminder that he's 25-29 years old.
One moment he's whispering seductively in my ear and the next he's violently yelling at me
Just like a real boyfriend.
@@imdreamingagain2518 You might need a different boyfriend...
Pretty goddamn hot if I do say so myself
That sounds about right
Honestly I don't know which one is turning me on...probably the yelling
When you're 0.0000000001% Australian in your DNA test
That's the joke, lad.
piss of piss
Well raised in Australia sooo yeah, :salute:
He is technically a new Zealander but there's not much a difference of Australia and The New Zealand to be honest.
Yeah doesn't being raised in Australia means your grandfathered in? On that subject weren't Saxton Hale's parents or grandparents from the US?
4:20 valve knew what they were doing when they made Sniper's domination voice lines sound a little seductive, like come on.
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to looking up at me" *COME **_ON_*
C O M E O N
*sweating*
This comment section is amazing... i've found my people
I mean, they even made him like a pervert (kind of).
"I'll be back in five minutes"
Round 2
12:03 I actually laughed at that cause it was so unexpected
theosw *taps* oh yeah *loading*
@Taza in Spanish Okay
@@_RegenIAm *and they never got their answer...*
@@_RegenIAm *You're dead..*
chop chop
4:20
9:46
11:02
just saving these... for personal use
Personal use? Hell no, I'm using that too
Where's the Reddit Bot that normally appears out of nowhere when someone mentions 69 or 420.
What the actual fuck
@@clashoclan3371 r/thisisnotreddit
*_Wait a minute..._*
Thank u
*"COULDN'T SKIP AROUND THAT COULD YA? YA PRECIOUS LITTLE POSY!"*
Also....
*"Now, Doctor... NOW..."*
Pfp source?
fun fact: 5:00 is the sniper’s voice actor’s favorite line
You mean 4:59?
gg
Honestly, it is a really good one
Favoriting your own quotes
Is someone going to count every goddamn time he like just mumbles in his deep and rough voice.
You can hear the panties dropping every time that happens.
Squid Squt WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
(slowly pulls panties up) nothing to see here
@@polarmori :Y
@Carnage g o d sniper is pretty hot not gonna lie
Sorry my panties needs to stay on but once off when I really needed to *go*
9:10 “ready to meet sharpy?”
9:18 “stab, stab, stab.”
12:44 “the old ‘chop, chop’”
These just crack me up
"sharpy" i what i call my machette.
2:20 Sniper attends his wife's delivery at the hospital
*p u s h*
*p u s h*
*p u s h*
Glados is having a baby! OH MY GOD!
*P U S H*
Sniper having a soft and seducive voice at 10:03
"Hehehe, You don't see a lot of these~"
Also Sniper: "THE ROBOTS ARE POUNING THE BLODDY GATE!"
he went from 69% to 100% real quick
@@cockisinnhehehe 69
His voice is either sexy as hell or utter screaming and voice cracks and there is no in between-
1:47 he sounds like a dad yelling at his kids
people say the sniper is calm but after this it's more like a 3rd of the time he sounds calm.
on second thoughts it's more like 2 3rds of the time he's calm.
My favorate line is
"Nonething personal mate I'm just better"
12:00
mine is "oh my god you've been shot, did you look at the handsome rogue who did it"
This is the Australian version of “nothin’ personal, kid”
Literally I was reading and that voice line sound exactly when I was reading this hahaha
my favorite is "skill aways beats luck"
and
"want to hear something funny? *you're dead* "
*camps behind you*
4:08 no matter how many uses this voiceline gets, it never gets old.
9:20 alright Jeff let's calm down
X Robinflight X nah more like joker
How about both? Both are good!
When you put a dorito in your mouth vertically
My father was a drinker, and a fiend.
Horror Nostalgia
4:04 You can actually hear him spitting when he calls for spy...
Spffry
LMAO
@@oraandrip5266 xd
"That Scout is a Sp(fly noise)y!"
Pie here!
9:55 *OH MY FUCKING GOD-*
BRUH IM HANGING MY LEGS LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL IM A DUDW
@@2buberryhe has that effect on people!
MEEEEEP!
I audibly gasped like a schoolgirl when I got to that part no joke
I SCREAMED
Someone: what kind of ASMR that you like?
Me: uhh..
SAME MATE
Especially class-specialized domination lines
WAVE G'BAY TO YOUR HEAD WANKER
i love the fact that a lot of his lines that are more "quiet" its because he's scoping, so you can tell that he's concentrated
ASMR - TF2 Edition.
Nobody:
Doctors during pregnancies:
2:21
"Lads"
.....Lad?
Replace doctors with FBI agents, and pregnancies with raids. Voila! Your sentence now make sense.
Lol
@@itspice8737 Whats
The
Problem
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me."
i.... i-i need to sit down...
Had me red in the face dude, THE DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT- 😭😭🪭🪭
4:59 my favorite TF2 voice line of all time
It's also the Sniper VA's favorite line as well.
real talk, the sniper would be amazing at ASMR. his voice just works with it, I actually started feeling relaxed when he whispered insults into my ears
what about that one "Incoming" that suddenly became asmr worthy
10:12 The heavy is dead!
A) I think he’s alive B) Apple
*C) The Heavy is ded* D)The earth is flat
@@sumukusu *C O R R E C T !*
ATTEEEEEEEENTION
The heavy is dead
@@pokerexpresso We know!
@@maruchan_3479 who killed him?
@@marsyad6002 We don’t know!
If you ever feel useless, the Sniper has an Activate Uber voice line.
Medic too
Didn't expect a guy from down under to be such a smooth talker.
The bogans give us a shit reputation (or a shit stereotype god I hate tourists thinking I’m a bogan just because I happen to live in kangaroo land )
Oh he’s from down under alright
Sniper: 7:25
Spy: “You disgust me, filthy jar-man!”
Sniper: Heads up!
Spy: (Gets Jarated) Is This Mon Dieu!
I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS
Sniper: Backstab that you snake!
@@lulubelle0318Sniper: Cloak Your Way Out Of That One You Filthy Spook
I love the transitions from low whispers, to yelling his lungs out
Not once did he say 'Cunt' in his voice lines. Unrealistic.
tru
Bogan language not necessarily an Aussie one but yes most bogans do say it so yeah it’s stereotypical dumb skinny Aussie shouting cunt at anything that moves
30% sexual quotes and noises
10% death threats
50% untamed sass
10% ???
Edit: im just gonna list quotes that make me blush
"im not done mate, not by a long shot"
"see you in 5 minutes"
"Come to sniper my little beauty"
and some of that % is
aaahhhhh... PISS
The finest one tho:
"Feel good, huh? Huh?"
the one before “see you in five minutes”, whooo, that one does something to me
@@boneyjonesy9029 same
Weird, but okay then.
4:14 THE ENGINEEER [short pause] IS A SPOAI
I think the reason he sounds so sexual most of the time is because he's keeping his voice down, something a sniper who's likely going to be perched and hiding for a battle is going to do a lot of.
Me listening at the begging: “this guy is pretty good”
Me listening to the revenge lines” oh..... ohhhh I see why they really like him now....”
N O W D O C T O R N O W
*NOW*
(in deep seductive voice)
*now doctah, n o w*
Sniper domination ASMR doesn't sound too bad.
Yeah, IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME
even if he’s a new zealander at heart i’m happy someone with an australian accent in a game says something else other than “oi mate put a shrimp on a barbie”
I'd say he's as much aussie as he is kiwi, but that's more an argument of nature vs. nurture than anything. Being raised in Australia probably contributed to his brutality somewhat, but as he says in the comics he has felt somewhat different from the aussies.
Pretty much all of the Revenge lines are pure gold. "Oh my god you've been shot! Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"
9:33 When gabe makes a tf2 sale-
the other characters: hit the charge doctor!
sniper: *trying to seductively talk the medic into hitting the charge*
I mean if you have a girlfriend it’s easy one go’s sniper the other medic
@@sebastiangibson9671 what?
@@SelinaruI think I was talking about a medic gf and how if you had one pocketing you as sniper the super seductive voice isn’t necessary
Yeah, Sniper has to coearse Medic into an Über cuz WHO ÜBERS SNIPER LMAO
*Oooh,that's apples,mate.*
Sniper
Sniper take off the pyrovision, those are heads
"You're gonna get real use to looking up at me...see ya in 5 minutes" 😳😳😳
God damnit. I know he's sexy, but how do you all find innuendos for every line.
@@angryavocadoassassin8691 bottoms be bottoms
@@ThatOneShortieHo Not wrong.
The domination lines catered to specific classes really insult that character in their soft spots. It really shows how long all the mercs have hung around each other to the point where they know all their major and minor flaws.
Sniper is one of my favorite classes in Tf2, and while I don't find his voice sexy or hot like most seem to, he's still very much a joy to listen to. His accent kinda makes him sound like an aggressive/somewhat creepy grandpa lol. His accent also makes him sound badass and rather hellbent on killing people more than half the time. He's also a very interesting character, though I strongly believe that the rest of the Tf2 characters are just as interesting. They are all unique, hilarious and true to their classes in their own way. And when they get together to kick some ass, you know shits gonna go down lol.
Jesus sniper stop fuckin purring at me with those domination lines
15:32 children when they hear a swear for the first time
HAHAHAHA wanker.
12:17 I did not find a SINGLE COMMENT... about this line. I mean come on! That's GOT to hurt.
Is so pain full
6:30
"Nobody's gonna miss you,you mutant"
Teen mutant ninja turtles: *cries in radioactive mutations*
when he isn't yelling, it's all asmr-ish I loooooveee
4:20 Try this on 0.75 speed and you will get the sexiest voice in existence.
wtf
O_o
i cant breathe oh god
5:16
i need to take a breather-
11:54 if I ever hear the sniper saying that in game I'm hiding under my bed.
6:09 i died here. So hilarious
I JUST BANGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN
" I Like The World's Fattest Pizza "
-Stblackst Sniper
This: *exists*
Fangirls and fanboys: oh hoHO-
10:48 O O F
LampNut ya know who also says oof, medic.
Medic' oof is the hottest thing woman gamer ever heard
*be polite*
i made this fore myself so i can find all the voice lines but others can use it too!
0:00 activate charge
0:05 capped control point
0:10 capped intel
0:17 tie
0:23 on fire
0:26 award unlocked
0:45 battlecry
WILL NOT ADD MORE!
13:45 thanks!
thanks now I know how to spell appreciate
@@_trashythetrash1087 apricate*
12:07 is my favorite sniper line
Poot
Same
12:12 The end.
My favorite part was when sniper talked about pushing the cart for 3 minutes yet sniper has probably never touched the cart in his life.
Jarate/Bushwacka mains would like a word with you
Id like to have a word with you
I love how we're all here to collectively simp on an Australian guy who throws piss at people
im here to see everyone simp on an australian guy who throws piss at people :]
10:36
"NO"
"NAH"
"NAH"
"nah."
Me diciding if i want to do dumb stuff
*dies*
Me talking to my last four braincells to decide if I want to go outside for the first time in 3 months or not
"GAHHHHHHH"
@@not-creative1383 lmao
6:22 absolute perfection
14:50 why is that sounds kinda cute?)
Uh uh uh ah
Because conga.
Doctor: you only have 18 minutes and 10 seconds to live
me: *plays this video*
my face is full of spit
There are only three reasons why some people might say sniper is their favorite class.
1. You can relate to him the most
2. The class is easier to play for you, compared to every other class
3. *you are a simp*
when all three
I literally love his voice, and it makes me so happy when he he's happy.
Lord if i had a dollar everytime someone said TF2 is better than Overwatch in these comment sections I'd hate a fairly large amount of dollar bills
Hype-Pen maybe enough for a decently rare unusual.
The TF2 community is just too insecure that Overwatch will take their place. In reality, nobody is replacing anything.
1000 hours on both games btw, i know them inside out, upside down.
5:16 That line is TOO sexual and I hate it
you hate it??? SORRY 😭😭😭
i LOVE it
I’ve always loved sniper accent, and I also love how he always has a damp, whispering type of tone.
When he said "God save the queen." I was confused because he is born in New Zealand and grew up in Australia.
12:53 - Wave goodbye to your head!