Mann Co No More #6 - The Naked and the Dead

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  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    *_spy holding a dead scout as he uncloaks from his tom jones disguise_*
    ...
    *_cries_*

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      wait, that was a disguise? i thought Scout was just hallucinating

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @jackt a bit of a cowardly thing to do, i mean, wouldn't you want him to know the truth before he goes away forever?
      Honestly i enjoy the references to spy being scouts dad

    • @alexandria7848
      @alexandria7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      twitchy hooligan ahhh same, I’m still cryinggggggggg

    • @fernandogolpe5870
      @fernandogolpe5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      R u a jojo fan? Because your profile pic is jojo

    • @tabbjahns4690
      @tabbjahns4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sad

  • @aidanmation
    @aidanmation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8614

    Engineer said the administrator had an hour to live, it's been years, I thinks she's dead

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      Pretty sure she's decayed already.

    • @ygaming8880
      @ygaming8880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

      Well, as a Russian guy once said:
      *"You are dead, not big suprise"*

    • @laby9443
      @laby9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      So thats why they stopped making them

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      she's a pile of dust in the wind at this point in time.

    • @cappow9732
      @cappow9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@lahar2412 If that's the case some us may have inhaled her dust then

  • @Subject-36
    @Subject-36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    Scout: MY DaD iS TOM JONES..
    God: Yeah, sure. Let’s go with that.

    • @mercuryfallout3705
      @mercuryfallout3705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *god-Cough spy cough*

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My headcanon is that scout is a gift from god, but he’s just a douchebag.
      *change my mind*

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it not?

    • @aereiq
      @aereiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tom Jones: "Somebody called my name?"

    • @ColeThatBoy
      @ColeThatBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His real dad is spy even tho they hate each other

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    *TF2 fans in 2017:* Oh boy I can't wait for Part 7 to come out!
    *TF2 fans in 2023:* Oh boy I can't wait for Valve to remember these comics exist!
    Edit: *GUYS THEY REMEMBERED*

    • @canoistercat
      @canoistercat ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i come back to the comics almost every month, for years, to see if theres an update 😊 its okay valve, we're all patient

    • @olivetree3
      @olivetree3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *sobs in tf2 fan*

    • @canoistercat
      @canoistercat ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@olivetree3 *sobs with you*

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Valve time will have the last part happen on october 10 2027 to do 20 years of tf2 or some shit like that idk

    • @Jaiden-Draws
      @Jaiden-Draws 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      My brother in Christ it’s never coming out
      Gabe is going to fucking die before any valve employee even remembers these

  • @popcornpip6653
    @popcornpip6653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    'we won because we had a medic'
    - Every TF2 Player Ever

    • @enderdrone6432
      @enderdrone6432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Popcorn Pip so true in many levels

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like every medic main

    • @DoktorSus
      @DoktorSus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah thats richtig.

    • @EdwardChan.999
      @EdwardChan.999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but we lose all our souls...

    • @godslayer9000
      @godslayer9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Medic is such a badass character literally playing devil like a damn fiddle but in-game we have clueless medic who watched 3 arrays even videos and are trying to heal heavies only with their syringe gun and stab people with the bonesaw and complain how they sent getting any Uber.

  • @caiodamus6403
    @caiodamus6403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2608

    *"Aaah Sasha,I have missed your voice."*
    *Sasha with soldier's voice.*
    *"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR"*

  • @bird5485
    @bird5485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    Overwatch: what good has pyro ever done!?
    Me: he killed 2 pedophiles...

    • @abbymetheny2371
      @abbymetheny2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Also me:he burnt a building down

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Actually there’s a 50% chance they weren’t paedophiles

    • @nopeexe2740
      @nopeexe2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Metrohunter 2008 but that’s a 100%

    • @arandomsquidward7761
      @arandomsquidward7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      @@Poppy_and_ponies well if there were two of them 50% of them is one of them, probably the non-reluctant one and since the only feature we saw of him was orange hair, we must eliminate all gingers to make sure no people are harmed again.

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nhung Vo Sorry I fixed it

  • @williamhuggett7313
    @williamhuggett7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    I like how Spy doesn’t even cry when his own son dies, partly because as a secret agent, he hides his emotions, and also that he’s desensitized from the emotional requirement of his day-to-day job.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Still demoralised though

    • @EdOfSchmed
      @EdOfSchmed ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which happens to include killing his own son

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well Scout is mostly dying and even if he really died last be real medic Will reanimate him anyway
      But Also Scout is age around 27 in comic
      And well he died in 1987
      That mean he only have 15 years to live
      He died in age 42 so sad for him
      Unleash
      Medic give Scout other soul

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’ve heard people say it looks like he’s gonna cry when Scout gets back up. I could see it.

  • @DTX-mt4eb
    @DTX-mt4eb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    Ms. Pauline: did spy just leave
    Scout: yeah that's all he's good for
    I see what you did there

    • @biblequotesdaily6618
      @biblequotesdaily6618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      there are very consistent references to spy being scouts dad. scout prolly knows it, but simply just denies its the truth.

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Oh, he _definitely_ knows.

    • @spicyguyofspice4106
      @spicyguyofspice4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah chapter 4 kind of drives into that

    • @captainspy3024
      @captainspy3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and before, "he disappears a lot"

    • @RF-Ataraxia
      @RF-Ataraxia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "IT'S A VERY PAINFUL MEMORY, of something that totally happened..."

  • @loulou-ol2fg
    @loulou-ol2fg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    The Administrator: 1h is all I need
    Comics writer: Im about to end this woman's whole career

    • @slinky1277
      @slinky1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And the rest of Australia's ego

    • @drenn.
      @drenn. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thats the point

    • @broplaybro01
      @broplaybro01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We need a sequel.

    • @FatThor55
      @FatThor55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And im ur 500 like

    • @benjaminaraya8073
      @benjaminaraya8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s one coming, but who does when that’s happening.

  • @coolguyko8583
    @coolguyko8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4786

    "You killed doctor."
    *heavy says calmly.*

    • @Zexelscp
      @Zexelscp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      DID YOU PUT ARCAMADUS IN THE GOBLET OF MEDICIN???!!

    • @RED-sl2le
      @RED-sl2le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I understood that reference

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Movie: YOU KILLED DOCTOR!

    • @johnnywilson1382
      @johnnywilson1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TFC Heavy: Yeah you caught that Huh? 2 on 1. Does that sound fair to you?

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@johnnywilson1382,
      *YOU!*
      *K I L L E D !*
      *D O C T O R ! !*
      (SMACK)

  • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
    @GamesRUs-bj2ut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    TFC Heavy: "For a bunch of losers, you guys are sure hard to kill."
    Medic: *comes back to life*

  • @GG553
    @GG553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6261

    The fact that demo can make his own alcohol in his body is so stupidly fantastic

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      @unrevenanthypercam 12 imagine you're so sober that your body just couldn't take it anymore and made its own drink

    • @blyatman7244
      @blyatman7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@jockeyfield1954 Sounds like a typical Scottish to me lad

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@blyatman7244 the drunk stereotype is actually more irish than scottish

    • @DeskFan
      @DeskFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jockeyfield1954 what about russian?

    • @thecat2618
      @thecat2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ots called being half irish american your body has comsumed so much beir you becom a bear factory

  • @TastyJason7
    @TastyJason7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5556

    when spy opens his disguise kit I can just imagine everyone on earth appearing on it and he has to type a number from 1 to 8 billion

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      If you used the game option where you split the classes into 3 groups, then select 1 to 3 for each character in that group (E.G; heavy would be 2, 2, Medic is 3,1), you would be able to fit everyone on earth with about 20 groups and the final 3 options. Using 1 to 9 to minimise groups would give a minimum group number of just 10, not including the final selection 1 to 9. Possible but definitely clunky!

    • @isc8900
      @isc8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Maybe he just writes their name

    • @mircocapra4531
      @mircocapra4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      They're not in the 2000s, still a lot of people tho.

    • @auskid4377
      @auskid4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      but that leaves the question: in what order?

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@auskid4377 alphabetical

  • @TehMinecat
    @TehMinecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5349

    I like how they’ve written Medic so that I completely believed that he would implant baboon uterus bombs in people and used that to set up expectations that make the twist of him being kidding so funny.
    And he actually did it my fucking god.

    • @ProfLongbeard
      @ProfLongbeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah with the fucking baboon baby as proof in the group shot XDD

    • @TheAntiSaint
      @TheAntiSaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      So which soul did medic give to satan

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@TheAntiSaint I'm guessing Spy's. Medics never heal spies...at least not on purpose.

    • @wolfegirl1013
      @wolfegirl1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@idiotcube Nope Scout's. He stole the medikit 1 too many times

    • @snootthecroconana7142
      @snootthecroconana7142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      KALA ALAO- ICANT- BEAUTIFUL

  • @Kaiffeine
    @Kaiffeine ปีที่แล้ว +508

    19:44
    MY HEART WAS BROKEN OVER MEDIC, BUT PYRO'S LITTLE "DUN DUN DUUUUUHN!" LITERALLY MADE MY HEART FLUTTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH- I really needed that..

    • @CadaverCA
      @CadaverCA ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Thank God Pyro blew those pedos to bits

    • @ssujica
      @ssujica ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Pyro, the savior of children

    • @oliverwebster-in9dt
      @oliverwebster-in9dt ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He is the purest character there is. Every scene in brilliant if they're in it.

    • @padhwee
      @padhwee ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@CadaverCAwait, they are pedos? I thought he would say "kids to feed" Lol

    • @CadaverCA
      @CadaverCA ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @padhwee Said they said "Kids to-" Then it cuts fod

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    I love how Demo has full control over his inner organs and their chemistry, and also runs effectively on alcohol.

    • @sinfetti8623
      @sinfetti8623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      He's a engine which uses Alcohol instead of gasoline.

    • @moriorinvictus7269
      @moriorinvictus7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Das what i wish I was lul

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's got space, some fire, and some grain.
      It's all he needs.

    • @channelnamehere8924
      @channelnamehere8924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sinfetti8623 Bender Bending Rodriguez: allow me to introduce myself

    • @simonafuailetolo6172
      @simonafuailetolo6172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah his liver should look like a dried cranberry.

  • @zombiehead5847
    @zombiehead5847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4353

    "Hello, brother-in-law! You're going to be a grandfather!"
    That part killed me

    • @Xyna7590
      @Xyna7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      *QUICK! BE RACIST!*

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      He is going to *impregnate* me!

    • @Elitus_knightus
      @Elitus_knightus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Isn't it uncle?

    • @smallpupper
      @smallpupper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Pretty much everything soldier says is hilarious

    • @MarcyRavenManji
      @MarcyRavenManji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Elitus_knightus that's the joke

  • @thecoolestnameever8907
    @thecoolestnameever8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Tf heavy: you can’t just come back to life
    Medic: haha respawn button go click

  • @BrokenBuffer
    @BrokenBuffer ปีที่แล้ว +102

    There are so many things that are perfect about this comic, but heavy’s face at 36:05 is the best. He looks so disturbed.

  • @marsh7824
    @marsh7824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    "Sasha i missed your voice"
    voice actor: WHRRRRRRRR

    • @corwinapps2682
      @corwinapps2682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      (Sasha noises)

    • @i_3193
      @i_3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @the7045
      @the7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sasha be like:
      *sasha noises*

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whrrrrrr BAMBAMBAMABAMABAM

    • @kirbysucks5001
      @kirbysucks5001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @brin4263
    @brin4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2909

    Every other mercenary: *trying to stay alive and finish their mission*
    Demoman: *has conversations with his organs, gets left by his liver, turns his stomach and lungs into distilleries and kills hundreads of blood-sucking robots just because of the level of alcholol in his blood*

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Pyro:

    • @McJuggles
      @McJuggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@myeyesarecold6471 yes

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Bold of you to assume he has blood in his alcohol system

    • @jamaicanball6285
      @jamaicanball6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is why I’m a demo main

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truly a great character

  • @cheesecheese9216
    @cheesecheese9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    “Wait. Ross why are you covered in gasoline?”
    *Happy pyro noises*

    • @roopekreula6808
      @roopekreula6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pyro: dan dan daa!😈
      Me: good job!🔥👍

    • @rubles88alvarez83
      @rubles88alvarez83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      “Why are you covered in gasoline?”
      Pyro: SKIBBIDY BOP MMM DADA

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pyro : hmmmphhmmmmm

    • @asherhockersmith8271
      @asherhockersmith8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I was almost very sad for them until I realized they were pedophiles and deserved to _*burn*_.

    • @--------352
      @--------352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found you

  • @smug2525
    @smug2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how genuinely concerned Heavy is when he learns that Medic wasn't joking around when he said he put a baboon uterus into the Classic Heavy.

  • @addvioIence
    @addvioIence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2982

    *TO BE CONCLUDED*
    its been 3 years.

    • @reda84.
      @reda84. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      TwelvN 3 YEARS I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 3 YEARS -Snapcube 2017

    • @ReizinhaGamer
      @ReizinhaGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      3 years and two months

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's valve what did you expect?

    • @JOSEMiguel-yd6ij
      @JOSEMiguel-yd6ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      still waiting

    • @scader_shot
      @scader_shot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DID THEY JUST STOP AND TAKE THEIR MONEY

  • @omniscientbarebones
    @omniscientbarebones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    I hate how sad they made Scout's fake death... it must've been even worse for Spy, his own son died in his arms.

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Ah damn, my eyes decided to turn into massive water guns
      Lemme go get some tissues

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It happens

    • @snom3023
      @snom3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Spy when his son comes back to life: "oh for fucks sake."

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@whatever-happened-to-marti my eyes turned into ms pauling when scout hugged her

    • @palathaxx
      @palathaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      He did act pretty cowardly. He refused to tell his son that he was his father, even while his son was dying in his arms, just because it would have been awkward and mildly humiliating.
      Edit: I swear to God, if I see one more comment pointing out that "Spy actually did it to make Scout happy in his final moments, he wasn't a coward," I'm going to lose my mind. I've seen that same message a million times. It's been flooding my inbox for months. STOP. I GET IT.

  • @bluarrow4505
    @bluarrow4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    Just imagine how hurt Spy must’ve felt when he had to lie to his dying son just to make the end of his life a happy end... and then have him come back. Still a very sad moment nonetheless

    • @erronhammesvar5168
      @erronhammesvar5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Blu Arrow yeah I know these comics (and TF2 in general) isn’t really meant to be super deep or depressing but realistically that would’ve stung a lot

    • @justcasual4214
      @justcasual4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wait scout is spy’s son?

    • @dicksimmons3147
      @dicksimmons3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Just Casual sadly yes

    • @LokiThePug
      @LokiThePug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That embarrassing moment of spy to make scout happy as he died only to have him living a few minutes later

    • @lyw8n652
      @lyw8n652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@UGLYGEFRO some of the comics didn't canon with the game, in the game there are red scout and Blu scout, but in the comics there's only Scout, no red or blu
      So in this case it's have nothing to do with the game

  • @tbandith1
    @tbandith1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    THE BEARDDDDD, VOICE ACT IN THE 7TH COMIC, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

    • @Youcican
      @Youcican 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      HECK YEAH!

  • @dragolorian4526
    @dragolorian4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    medic when revived: guess what I'm not dead
    scout when revived: guess what I'm not dead
    sniper when revived: ITS A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE AND MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Nebularban
      @Nebularban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      To be fair, Medic and Scout were revived via the Devil and God. While Sniper was revived from a 12 hour surgeory

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Well, German science is the best in the world

    • @Nebularban
      @Nebularban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@LK-1D3 I thought it was German engineering

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Nebularban it's both. There's also "German medicine and pharmaceuticals are the best in the world!"

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@LK-1D3 "I smell jojo"

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    Just realized,
    Scout, an innocent (albeit arrogant) soul who does what he can to help both others and himself goes to heaven.
    Medic, a sadist and contortion of sane mind and body goes to hell;
    But Ms. Pauling, only ever operating under her boss, with good intention but performing all matters of misdeeds goes to purgatory, forever sitting right next to the person she can only _believe_ is the real deal and so by all means must respect.
    Very clever!

    • @mrmad5489
      @mrmad5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Forever? What?

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@mrmad5489 oh I guess not forever, supposed to be forever if they didn’t just get more blood

    • @mrmad5489
      @mrmad5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mcdiggles1141 purgatory is forever?

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@mrmad5489 probably, if she was dead long enough to stay

    • @mrmad5489
      @mrmad5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mcdiggles1141 okay so I searched it up and it said something about eventually going to heaven if you're in purgatory no matter what and it's never forever. Or something

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3436

    TFC Heavy: **kills medic**
    Heavy: *Your free trial of living has expired.*

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Medic: Tricks the devil
      Also medic: *The Baboons free trial of living has started.*

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *Your free trial of Life has expired.*

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *doom eternal soundtrack plays*

    • @Soup_2007
      @Soup_2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Heavy: that's it, you lost your liver privileges

    • @alexbluecyndaquil
      @alexbluecyndaquil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It quite literally does, since TFC heavy needs the life extension machine!

  • @LastAtlas
    @LastAtlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Mrs Pauling: why cant you guys be professional!
    Soldier: *Hello naked sniper*
    The naked sniper: *hey*

  • @Krx0ww
    @Krx0ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    Ok but can we just take a second to appreciate Spy's voice? Seriously, it was so perfect.

    • @mrcocoloco7200
      @mrcocoloco7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Snipuh was noice too

    • @EUSF76
      @EUSF76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Administrator was 100% too tho

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heavy was best

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah but scout sounds like he’s dehydrated

  • @DeathDiety365
    @DeathDiety365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Pauling: Did we die
    Medic: Well yes, but actually no

    • @zoltanmeszaros4684
      @zoltanmeszaros4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ahh i see that you are a man of culture as well.

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Creation of the holy lord its Pauling*

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like no but actually yes

    • @crackofdawn805
      @crackofdawn805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Did we die?” “Sadly yes, but we lived!”

    • @K.B98
      @K.B98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive read it with german accent and its stuck in my head now

  • @elixir3790
    @elixir3790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5193

    The Medic has his own form of an immortality machine: Negotiation.

  • @Oniriaki
    @Oniriaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    19:40 i can finally say pyro stopped 2 people from being pedos

    • @colagamers2649
      @colagamers2649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What, my God.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or, alternatively, child organ dealers. Either way, Pyro did the world a favor.

    • @tylerthecreator_lover
      @tylerthecreator_lover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *HMDUDHAHAMUJSHA*

    • @RF-Ataraxia
      @RF-Ataraxia ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Based Pyro

    • @24xxmonkeyxx42
      @24xxmonkeyxx42 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Pyro is the best

  • @EdadTace
    @EdadTace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Medic:
    "It's because we don't have souls!"
    "I have since surgically added 8 more souls"
    "Well they don't"

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If not from TFC its probably Demoman soul

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nah he took all of the other mercs (TF) souls
      He said "we don't have souls. Well, they don't."
      As in "well I have souls but not the other ones"
      TL;DR: Medic stole his team's souls to cheat the devil out of burning in hell :V

    • @saposo
      @saposo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@anonguy772 The Devil needs to have a person's soul to send them to hell, right? Well, since Medic has their souls, he can bind them to Earth and just keep reviving them.

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saposo ooooOOhh... so that's how that works.

    • @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822
      @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well sniper and scout went to heaven so medic probaly own tfc mercs soul not tf2 mercs soul.

  • @MakoMakes
    @MakoMakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    “Is that a pen?!”
    *It was...NOW ITS A DETONATOR*
    That sounds like something Glados would say

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Test subjects: Is that a bird?
      GLaDOS: at one point yes, but now it's a deadly murdering bird that would reach the depth of your souls, but that's nothing of your concern _for now_ . Continue testing.

    • @Funnydoc
      @Funnydoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dumble King
      GLaDOS: who’s this goofy as night named Dumble King

    • @LemonnNote
      @LemonnNote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's "Glados"?

    • @YitocukKilic
      @YitocukKilic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LemonnNote sadistic robot in portal that wants to test

    • @generalgrievous6212
      @generalgrievous6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A droid eh it's probably as stupid as the others

  • @oferzilberman5049
    @oferzilberman5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    "It's okay to play god as long as you're good at it"
    -Medic

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *play god

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@powerofthec5908 thx boi

    • @velvetsky3451
      @velvetsky3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      well actually, he’s right.

    • @lostkin4281
      @lostkin4281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Actually if you play your cards right no consequences will happen! Medic outsmarted the devil for god fuckin’ sake!

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lostkin4281 You fool, Medic IS the devil!

  • @Cage-CatYT
    @Cage-CatYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    Did Valve just leave us hanging for 6 years and now we're all waiting like minecraft dogs for their owner 😭

  • @engleberteverything421
    @engleberteverything421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    "to be concluded."
    So that was a fucking lie.

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @Egg T begging for valve to complete the series

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Magnus Von Braun I need them to complete iiit

    • @AnOriginalBreakfast
      @AnOriginalBreakfast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Magnus Von Braun how is he even like begging, he didn’t even mention likes in the comment

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @T teg Egg maybe at the end of the world or when a 3rd title of anything they make have exist

    • @youraverageenclavesoldier
      @youraverageenclavesoldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mfirdanhb good one

  • @snoot6629
    @snoot6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    spy calling scout his son is actually heartwarming

    • @vadernation1233
      @vadernation1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And heart breaking

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Not to mention when scout was dying he changed his appearance to that of Tom Jones so Scout could die held by the father he wanted, not the father he had

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Uh no, spy only did that because he wanted scout to believe that tom jones was his father, you stupid?"
      ~Someone who doesn't know what theory means

    • @thibautklinger5178
      @thibautklinger5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Not gonna lie scouts dying scene was really sad.

    • @kameradroti_sobek6312
      @kameradroti_sobek6312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just want to questions
      Is miss pauling scouts mom? Pls answer me i beg

  • @Awesomefacecraft
    @Awesomefacecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    Just realized the medics other souls are the team’s souls.

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      He said that *THEY* had no souls, implying it was the other team. He was their medic for a while.

    • @projectiledysfunction
      @projectiledysfunction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      astrotoby “we dont have souls” and then medic looks at his team members and says “well they dont” making it really likely it’s the fortress mercs

    • @ch1mp081
      @ch1mp081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      You could say he's the *soul* of the team

    • @estefanoida
      @estefanoida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ch1mp081 hahahahahahaha...... o-o

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@projectiledysfunction Well Scou and Snipe are still going to Heaven, so them not having their own souls makes no sense, and therefore the fortress mercs not having souls deosn't make sense. And honestly it's just better if it's the TFC guys. I don't really like them.

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I like how even God calls Scout “Scout” instead of his real name

  • @hamstersandwich9917
    @hamstersandwich9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    So far all the loose ends are:
    - Helen's mysterious debt
    - the ownership of Mann co.
    - Hale's relationship with Mags
    - Charles Darling's role in all of this
    - Highlander and the fucking puppy that they forgot about in Teufort

    • @Lorta0
      @Lorta0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And part 7

    • @thebeaniestbeanboys5735
      @thebeaniestbeanboys5735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      -Scout and pauling's relationship
      -whether or not spy will tell the truth to scout
      -what happens with Zhanna

    • @MrConfused.
      @MrConfused. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Its been so long..

    • @PhoenixMario
      @PhoenixMario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@MrConfused. Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

    • @hueengi935
      @hueengi935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@PhoenixMario to the man behind the slaughter

  • @mjbriones1310
    @mjbriones1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    3 things you don’t want to touch:
    -Heavy’s Sandvich
    -Heavy’s Sasha
    -Heavy’s Medic

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So his [bleep] is ok!
      (Not really)

    • @KairrotsR.Delischouse
      @KairrotsR.Delischouse ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Aaa-vp6ugI'm afraid to uncensor that

    • @Wex_Six
      @Wex_Six ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And his family, his friends. Just don't touch anything of his...

    • @Jaiden-Draws
      @Jaiden-Draws 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Or him, unless you’re actively fighting him

    • @professionalhyperfixator
      @professionalhyperfixator 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Moral of the story, do not touch anything Heavy is even remotely related to.

  • @CoIourShot
    @CoIourShot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Heavy: Ah Sasha. I have missed your voice.
    Man imitating mini gun: Whhhhrrrrrrr

    • @gogahorvatin9863
      @gogahorvatin9863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i know right!¨

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a lovely voice

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ColourShot best voice ever

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ewelina Kunysz Polska? XD

    • @proto303
      @proto303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SMASH

  • @creator2909
    @creator2909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Medic may not have a Ph D, but he has the charm that can make you sell your soul to him. Holy hell his charisma stats must be through the freaking roof

    • @maximilianolopez5743
      @maximilianolopez5743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well i think he should have had a medical licence at one point, he just lost it on the point he stoled a patient skeleton

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, he’s gonna take it anyway, why even charm in the first place?

  • @MrKillJoy200
    @MrKillJoy200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    -“ZHANNA?...WHERE IS YOUR HAND?!”
    -“I sawed it off with scrap of metal,
    to kill woman torturing me.”
    -“Yes of course, good.”

    • @mrcocoloco7200
      @mrcocoloco7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That makes sense.

    • @amultitudeofpeppers938
      @amultitudeofpeppers938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that is just every sunday

    • @Goobiwann
      @Goobiwann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Relationship goals

    • @horsenuggets1018
      @horsenuggets1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well in a world where the gunslinger exists it probably wouldn't be too much of a problem

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@horsenuggets1018 only engie can use that
      i doubt he'd let even heavy get a hold of his sentry

  • @sam-ld8st
    @sam-ld8st 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    So Medic played God AND cheated Satan? Wow, I'm impressed.

    • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
      @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Ray Angel Medic is an incredible man. Hes smart as all hell.

    • @acegamer9347
      @acegamer9347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      LadyArchimedes Smart as all HELL, you say?

    • @Observer675
      @Observer675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Smarter than hell

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ya just shows you how powerful intelect is
      Also how it makes you insane.

    • @justoflores4859
      @justoflores4859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That makes him more badass than the others

  • @wave_o
    @wave_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    When the community woke up the comics went missing, and the artists were never heard from again! AHAHA....anyway, that's how the team fortress 2 comics died

    • @c-arfredvillaluz7961
      @c-arfredvillaluz7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Really? Did the artists just disappeared, like that? Guess sniper is not the only thing that doesn't leave a trace

    • @c-arfredvillaluz7961
      @c-arfredvillaluz7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Adea Kastrati Well that's nice, I guess

    • @cloverlovania
      @cloverlovania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      community: "should we be active for this?"
      valve: "aheheh... no. but as long as you are, could you keep making community updates?"

    • @jemstheamerican7817
      @jemstheamerican7817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah ha ha ha...
      (That's not funny)

    • @dracvich
      @dracvich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Adea Kastrati Does the community have any idea on who the writer is? And if they have any social media?
      While our chances of getting the final completed comic is next to nothing, if we get the script atleast we can know how the story ends.

  • @tinytrtle5681
    @tinytrtle5681 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "you, killed, doctor!"
    Heavy is very serious about physical health

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    Heavy’s face when he realizes that medic actually does have a pregnancy inductor is priceless

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    So we had THREE different afterlife interpretations in the same comic.
    1: Administrator’s ‘waiting room’
    2: Heaven
    3: The devil’s contract room

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I think you mean medics scam room

    • @memanoid3624
      @memanoid3624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      All look it's like
      1 death haloshanaions
      2 heaven (ovys)
      3 hell

    • @_vla
      @_vla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well is just a game theory

    • @Nagasakevideo
      @Nagasakevideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think everyone gets what they expect, or a fitting afterlife, y'know?

    • @my_universe1290
      @my_universe1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Great Juice so the “waiting room” is just purgatory I’m guessing

  • @nerochromatic
    @nerochromatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    if valve made an actual skin for honey soldier...
    soldier mains would be unstoppable

    • @ophidiophobicsnake7289
      @ophidiophobicsnake7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      But imagine the scenario:
      Parent: Son, what are you playing?
      Son: Well, just Team Fortr... NO WAIT, DONT COME IN HERE
      Parent: What, wh-is that a naked man covered in honey?
      Son: ...noooo?
      Parent: Son, are you gay?
      Son: What? No! It's just a ski-
      Parent: I KNEW IT!

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_Oh yeah_*

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ophidiophobicsnake7289 A furry hentai spray someone left in spawn would be easier to explain.

    • @fahrradsattel3035
      @fahrradsattel3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      „We cannot fight unlubricated, then we would be just naked” -Soldier

    • @engineerfromtf2585
      @engineerfromtf2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @shansheep8292
    @shansheep8292 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I do not need to live forever. Just long enough for the last issue to come out"

  • @alybadry203
    @alybadry203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Tf2 comics : the only comic series where protagonists go to heaven and hell and come back to life

    • @OGRoachDoggJr
      @OGRoachDoggJr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dragon ball. But that's a manga so you probably are right about it being the only COMIC.

    • @manuelargenisarroyolopez8410
      @manuelargenisarroyolopez8410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xX_my_big_beefin_ dong-Xx dragon ball doesnt count xd

    • @jameschan8152
      @jameschan8152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aly Badry also the only comic series where someone cheats the devil several times.

    • @kimchi3147
      @kimchi3147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aly Badry I mean..... are they protagonists? They commited so much murder!

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spawn *cough*

  • @backflip883
    @backflip883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    I love how spy disguised his wooden plank as well when talking to scout.

    • @schavi3526
      @schavi3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, this kinda implies spy can also disguise stuff around him.

    • @backflip883
      @backflip883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For the 1950 or so, their technology is very high tech

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It just proves how Spy can be seen using weapons when he's disguised as other classes.

    • @backflip883
      @backflip883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Victor-056 didnt think of that

    • @fettyhabte6911
      @fettyhabte6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know he could do that

  • @palidengamer2540
    @palidengamer2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    medic: dies
    heavy: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF HAVING KNEECAPS HAS EXPIRED

    • @immmgonnahurl
      @immmgonnahurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      medic: dies
      heavy: hey your spine is looking’ like a glow stick rn,, *can I break it*

    • @palidengamer2540
      @palidengamer2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@immmgonnahurl no joke comic heavy is way more fucking ominous than in game heavy... except for the fact that he cant go:
      0
      /|\
      ^

    • @kayragur3542
      @kayragur3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Medic dies:
      Modern heavy: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TİME?

    • @breakmystupidniconicokneec3353
      @breakmystupidniconicokneec3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ....

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Medic: **dies**
      Heavy: Hippity hoppity your spine is now my property

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Love how Medic traded a soul for a pen but got 50 years on earth for free

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Tf heavy: i needed to get to the machine
    TF2 heavy: *SaNdViCh mAkEs mE StRoNg*

    • @Clonehelmethole
      @Clonehelmethole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      POOTIS
      DOKTOR!!KISS ME

    • @landsbergnascimento3008
      @landsbergnascimento3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RRRRRR TATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATAT

    • @sector-7190
      @sector-7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UWAAAAAAAAAAH! UWAAAAAAAH! CRY SOME MORE!

    • @itexplodes3824
      @itexplodes3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's still better!!! He's still better than fucking Chevy!!!

    • @itexplodes3824
      @itexplodes3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will fight wars over the honour of TF2 Heavy

  • @epichamster96
    @epichamster96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    Im going to need my own supply of Australium to be alive when the next comic comes out.

    • @triggeredcheese5318
      @triggeredcheese5318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      epichamster96 best comment 10/9

    • @JaySeraphon
      @JaySeraphon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In my case, I was thinking Horcrux.

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      epichamster96 don't you mean half-life 3

    • @aedenabram1927
      @aedenabram1927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sitting Pyro I would do that but I never had one to begin with

    • @maninthetrenchcoat5603
      @maninthetrenchcoat5603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kchy Park Actually I heard that's coming soon

  • @rumplyjupiter3294
    @rumplyjupiter3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    "We've managed to convert the stomach into a distillery"
    "Convert the lungs too!"-Demoman

  • @thom4670
    @thom4670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This series felt so much like a movie with the amazing voice acting and the wonderful choice of music. I frequently come back to rewatch the whole thing because it’s honestly better than a lot of mainstream television.

  • @xXYannuschXx
    @xXYannuschXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    "We are going to have an endless supply of free kids to..."
    * instantly gets sent to hell *

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I belive pyro ask: Do you belive in Magic?

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Satan: AWW SWEET, SNACK TIME! Let's see why you're here...wow, you guys are absolutely disgusting, you'll make fine slaves in The Pit!

    • @hoodlum4511
      @hoodlum4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I thought that line ment sell... Like endless supply of human trafficking

    • @rileychoochoo1148
      @rileychoochoo1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@hoodlum4511 nope sadly

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@hoodlum4511
      Even if it was that they’d probably still get sent to hell for that too

  • @mamamiazakaria7481
    @mamamiazakaria7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "To be concluded."
    Famous last words
    I was proven wrong

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess they didn't say when...

    • @scotto2291
      @scotto2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literal Last words

    • @rebekahwolkiewicz449
      @rebekahwolkiewicz449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Scotto22 What do you mean?

    • @scotto2291
      @scotto2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rebekahwolkiewicz449 The fact that the next issue has a 95% chance of not coming out.

    • @sofiasorace
      @sofiasorace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Scotto22 so you’re saying there’s a chance!

  • @thewildmemeofthewest2476
    @thewildmemeofthewest2476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    the medic tricked the devil and god is like a fanboy for scout.
    yea these are the chosen ones alright.

    • @theapprovr
      @theapprovr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That is probably just Scout's... *personal heaven.*

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@theapprovr naw, angels fecking killed Tom Jones

    • @jacobhernandez4494
      @jacobhernandez4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      scouts and snipers was just a hallucination as medic said, remember medic took their souls, and we know his was real because he kept the pen he got from the devil.

    • @garok2412
      @garok2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jacobhernandez4494 I'm pretty sure medic took the souls of the TFC mercs, not the TF2 mercs.

    • @jacobhernandez4494
      @jacobhernandez4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@garok2412 but in the video medic points out at the end that the TF2 mercs don't have souls, he directly refers to them.

  • @simplyconcerned06
    @simplyconcerned06 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Heavy being mad that soldier is now a blood relative is the best face I've seen...ever honestly

  • @flashfan123campbell8
    @flashfan123campbell8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    "You're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, Ms. Pauling."
    I love how casually he says that, and without a hint of sarcasm.

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I promise it was written with some sarcasm in mind

    • @mad_goddess2830
      @mad_goddess2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no there was definitely sarcasm

    • @rayoflight1920
      @rayoflight1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look who's talking
      *Flashbacks to Spy's in game domination lines*

    • @snookz13
      @snookz13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you’ve heard Spy’s domination lines you’d know she learns from the best lmao

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      More like he's impressed since he's a professional at this particular category

  • @Lt5K1TZ
    @Lt5K1TZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    Zhanna confirmed 10th class.
    Melee only.
    Fights naked while lubricated with honey.

    • @elderberries4840
      @elderberries4840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Has a joined taunt with soldier where they make love giving them a health and damage boost

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      2x damage with soldier

    • @voidnull4282
      @voidnull4282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      does x7 damge when soldier uses disciplinary action

    • @xxmrspudgunsxx161
      @xxmrspudgunsxx161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Melee based
      Obtain grenades whenever close to solders
      Crit and speed is increased by 75% when nearby friendly soldiers are killed on any weapon
      No random critical hits

    • @merlyn5755
      @merlyn5755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lt. 5K1TZ ?

  • @lionguy4107
    @lionguy4107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Pyro's little "dun dun daaaaaaah" cracked me up. That was adorable.

    • @VoidOfTruth
      @VoidOfTruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Factfur killing child rapists

    • @magnificentcheeseburger6996
      @magnificentcheeseburger6996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@VoidOfTruth oh that's what that was

    • @jolo6051
      @jolo6051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There wasn't enough of Pyro in this comic!

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just wasted 4 minutes to find that and heres your timestamp 19:44

    • @za_crispy
      @za_crispy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VoidOfTruth ...what?

  • @goldngamer1365
    @goldngamer1365 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Valve finished the 6th comic, Valve stopped updating, and the last comic was never seen ever again!!

  • @Canesheeva
    @Canesheeva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "How the hell did you beat us?"
    *RANDOM CRITS*

  • @some_dummyhead9880
    @some_dummyhead9880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Everyone: to expand my lifespan i must use Australiam
    Medic: oh if you send me back to earth for about another 50 years...

    • @danishghostrider
      @danishghostrider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Medic dont need no australium, he'll just outsmart the devil once every 50 years

    • @larissaa3465
      @larissaa3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Does that mean that medic is 50 years old, because he says fof another fifty years

    • @Observer675
      @Observer675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unless he got chased out as per Rottenburg tradition

  • @JkaBG
    @JkaBG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    this was worth the wait. see you guys again in 2 years
    Edit: It is out. Forgot to add 2 years in valve time

    • @ryancyanide1601
      @ryancyanide1601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Jiko BG
      Nah, they'll be focusing on Pyro update right now. By the time it's 2019... Pyro update is released and then if we're lucky enough we'll wait for another 2 years for the next comic. See u at 2021
      EDIT: Pretend this comment never existed

    • @ryeat9074
      @ryeat9074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ryan Cyanide noooooooo! ill forget this at 2021! and i dont wanna wait anymore! I WANT TO TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Loxer150
      @Loxer150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In 2 years I'll probably forget about these comics. I even forgot to read the 6th one which is this one until now.

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jiko BG I read a post that the earth is going to end in 2017 so yeah

    • @ribbit6845
      @ribbit6845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ewelina Kunysz
      The Mayans, an ancient civilization who invented many things we would not be able to live without, said the world would end in 2012.
      Why in Hell do you think a random facebook post or whatever is right ?

  • @Sam-mu3pd
    @Sam-mu3pd ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You nailed sasha voice perfectly

  • @Sr_ECO
    @Sr_ECO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    "I do not need to live forever just long enough to sit here and watch you die"
    Damn you can intimidate saxton hale with that phrase heavy

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's so easy, I don't know why people go to medical school

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@elementmanexe8389 Im becoming a doctor just to say that

    • @silenc3068
      @silenc3068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did the math, TFC Heavy would’ve been at 10 health after that beatdown and the hits from Medic, Heavy really was ready to watch TFC Heavy bleed out

  • @krika1119
    @krika1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    4:03 Interesting fact, there is an *extremely* rare medical condition where your body turns itself into an alcohol making machine. This obviously comes with the side effect of being perpetually wasted.

    • @wondywon5463
      @wondywon5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Forever drunk just what demoman would have wanted

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait fr?

    • @krika1119
      @krika1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@Penguinman2.0 Known as auto brewery syndrome

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@krika1119 wow. That is just. Wow.

    • @EyeofKoruption
      @EyeofKoruption 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We should name it after demo :v

  • @dioxide39
    @dioxide39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    What we learn today?
    Medic was the first mercenary to say "Oof"

  • @hamburgerdog25
    @hamburgerdog25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:07 that is a near spot on Rick May impression and that alone makes me smile. But "men we are going to die"...that makes me roar with laughter

  • @viktord2025
    @viktord2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    "TO BE CONCLUDED"
    I'm waiting Valve.
    Thank you Valve.

    • @andrewmurphy3834
      @andrewmurphy3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yea

    • @auskid4377
      @auskid4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      still waiting

    • @NettyKetty
      @NettyKetty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We all are.

    • @Snakater
      @Snakater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Going into the 3rd team fortress

    • @whatthewhatthe9117
      @whatthewhatthe9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Valve can’t count to three
      *NO*
      VALVE CAN’T COUNT TO SEVEN

  • @bigoldingus6491
    @bigoldingus6491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I'd love nothing more than to have Tom Jones as part of the Spy's disguise kit

  • @liamtroncalli740
    @liamtroncalli740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Surrounded on ONE side! Hah!"
    "Oh. Both sides.
    Men, we are going to die."

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Soldier [TF2] maggot!

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Soldier [TF2] GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAA

  • @minithegameguy4674
    @minithegameguy4674 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Final comic just released, just came back to rewatch your dubs and remind myself of what happened. Thank you for making these, Beard.

  • @maturecontent9357
    @maturecontent9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3825

    Your voices for Soldier and Spy, two of the hardest classes to imitate, were done PERFECTLY. Bravo, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @VulpesInculta_
      @VulpesInculta_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I thought they were some of the easier ones. Heavy is pretty hard tho

    • @maturecontent9357
      @maturecontent9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@VulpesInculta_ If you look at a lot of saxxy-nominated sfm animations that are fan-voiced, the spy and the soldier usually come out the worst out of the nine. I will admit, though, that heavy is a close third.

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For me demo is the easiest

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nobody’s talking about the medic voice, god it was perfect.

    • @burning.at.topolla
      @burning.at.topolla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CRRNCRW indeed it was

  • @greenmoon7349
    @greenmoon7349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "he's going to impregnate me brother "
    Best line ever

    • @BonkHazard
      @BonkHazard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      makes you wonder if the human ear necklace idea came from Diablo(killing a player in pvp makes them drop an ear as a trophy)

    • @gurimisenpai2358
      @gurimisenpai2358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BonkHazard Guess its a reference cause...Blizzard

    • @fishcutter395
      @fishcutter395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Good news, brother-in-law! You're going to be a grandfather!"
      It's funny because he had any brains, he would know that Heavy would be an uncle.

  • @Artoo44
    @Artoo44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Administrator: You failed
    *Insert u failed music and booing here*

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ayy that noise haunts me in my dreams

    • @cookiecracker2
      @cookiecracker2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Explosion*

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **insert entire enemy team taunting your team’s corpses**

    • @diskdrive6113
      @diskdrive6113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      • Karma • *insert your entire team disconnecting from game and the whole server saying GG*

  • @BacenticFlam
    @BacenticFlam 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Rise and shine, Mr. Beard
    Rise and shine...

    • @TheDarkBean
      @TheDarkBean 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      bro's ass is NOT smelling the ashes

  • @KobiChiangTheOneAndOnly
    @KobiChiangTheOneAndOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    26:37
    “I’ll send them a plague”
    *o h n o*

    • @cringeman9019
      @cringeman9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      o_o

    • @UmbraWF001
      @UmbraWF001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      O___________o

    • @renstrout
      @renstrout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That did not age well

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@renstrout WHY DID YOU TAKE SOLDIER TOO?
      Scout might make God revive him tho.

    • @versyn7767
      @versyn7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      About... 60-50 years late.

  • @charlieb931
    @charlieb931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    “Zhanna where is your hand?” “I sawed it off to kill woman torturing me” “Oh yes good”.... “wait where did you get this necklace of... human ears” “he’s going to impregnate me brother.”

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Noobeh Official probably because she was in a far place eating bear meat all the time and the only people she sees are her mom her two sisters and her brother

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like he knows soldier enough to know its from him...

    • @thatdarkcloset525
      @thatdarkcloset525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @OddSudd it's because Zahnna is not a professional

    • @llibrehpic5247
      @llibrehpic5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SACHA NO!

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You are the first male, let's make sex" were the first words she said to Scout. No big souprice

  • @aliyesilyurt7691
    @aliyesilyurt7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "we are gonna have a endless supply of kids to..."
    *Hold the f@ck up*

    • @inkstar7521
      @inkstar7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mmmmph!

    • @inkwelldarkpit7722
      @inkwelldarkpit7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      *TAUNTS IN MORRALY CORRECT INTENTIONS*

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wish that was a phlog

    • @ProfLongbeard
      @ProfLongbeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Phlogchamp

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean, it depends on the last words if it's more the spartan program from halo or if it's just.... that, I don't have a good joke for that, thankfully.

  • @Lotherast
    @Lotherast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    has anyone noticed that medic actually used the pen after heavy ripped of the machine- and when miss pauling says "because we are tf2" medic is holding a baby-

  • @OzzyDaGoat15
    @OzzyDaGoat15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "hes gonna impregnate me brother!"
    and thats how soldier died, the end

    • @princesoulger999
      @princesoulger999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      By Heavy or by snu snu ?

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Princesoulger he never died tho haha

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That isn’t true anyway

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nuclear stuff stop please

    • @MISSGNOMETF2
      @MISSGNOMETF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did not have permission to die

  • @mechanicretro9963
    @mechanicretro9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    In the game: Medic takes 2 pistol shots, still has at least 90 health
    In the comics: *u r ded, not big souprice*

    • @kechapper
      @kechapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Or it was a random crit with two bullets

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or he'd had the crap beaten out of him already.

    • @roke3526
      @roke3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mmm soup rice

    • @yeetinoofer2605
      @yeetinoofer2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes time for the souprice party

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well he was beaten up 2 seconds beforehand

  • @TechnoThomas666
    @TechnoThomas666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    TO BE CONCLUDED!
    Me and the entire tf2 fandom: it's been 4 damn years.

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    19:35 a poetic irony filled end for those two. It's quite beautiful really

    • @user-cx9un9fs7q
      @user-cx9un9fs7q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Pyro so much he’s so cute.

  • @jjcjr
    @jjcjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    "HELLO NAKED SNIPER!"
    "Hey."
    lmao

    • @suprisebuttsecksspy5958
      @suprisebuttsecksspy5958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On that situation i think i should'nt rape him. He injured thats why

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "any woman would want this man"
      im not a woman but...no im pretty sure they wouldnt

    • @dumbestcolt6928
      @dumbestcolt6928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “Why can’t you just be....
      Professional...”

    • @Chillbot17
      @Chillbot17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The public goes nuts over tracer's ass but doesn't bat an eye at this comic.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JohnCJr three people are naked.

  • @cbarre9937
    @cbarre9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    We've fought a *giant* your eye, A *Dracula* your eye, a *brain-in-a-jar* your eye, a *knife-wielding ventriloquist dummy* your eye.
    One year it traveled back in time and tried to become our parents.

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The point is: in my medical opinion, and as a man of science I do not say this lightly... *That* eye socket is haunted.

    • @sans1099
      @sans1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wait why don't i remember any o' this?

    • @mountainclimbing6638
      @mountainclimbing6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh that I scooped that part of your brain out so you would stop asking me

    • @Urgeii
      @Urgeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Aye fair enough

    • @RF-Ataraxia
      @RF-Ataraxia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hold on, I *did* just ask you!

  • @RuFi0000000
    @RuFi0000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "I have fought naked my entire life, but I have never *felt* naked until now!" - Soldier

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Were his clothes an illusion during the game then

    • @SgtStevePH
      @SgtStevePH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@moodymoosh And yet he says that Miss Pauling is imagining him naked xD

    • @مرادالهيتي
      @مرادالهيتي 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😍🤒🧐

    • @gigagrenade7249
      @gigagrenade7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@مرادالهيتي ayo? 🤨

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soldier’s helmet didn’t fall off even if he was upside down.

  • @superluckyaki
    @superluckyaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    38:09: When the administrator realises that there is no more TF2 comics left