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  • @MiyuFay
    @MiyuFay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10178

    Mom: why don't you go outside and play with the other kids?
    The other kids:

    • @penginpunkin1487
      @penginpunkin1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      And then there were 2...

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I would play with them

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jokes on u I don’t have friends

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      King Polarbear but... there are other kids

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      woodlefoof2 u mean the one in my basement?😂

  • @sodapoppy2878
    @sodapoppy2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6460

    "Here's a story that's rather grim"
    y'know, he did warn us.

    • @jeniferpascua1580
      @jeniferpascua1580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I didn't listen for shit

    • @xj770HUN
      @xj770HUN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@jeniferpascua1580 Did you ever thought about the consequences of that?

    • @potatogirlalice
      @potatogirlalice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      It wasn't grim it was just two guys climbing trees. Tim and Jim

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he warned us all

    • @scrollingdownaswespeak
      @scrollingdownaswespeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tim's voice : *but we didn't listen*

  • @dog4473
    @dog4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4298

    If i hadn’t turned on subtitles I would have never seen “tell them it was an axeident”

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    On a side note, I’ve met a couple of 3 legged dogs, and they were all just as happy as a regular dog. Tim was coming up with excuses for murder

    • @adamkerman475
      @adamkerman475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      That’s likely something that was told to him by his father that he then used as an excuse, not as an idea he had all by himself.

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Well, that's 25% of their total legs. They can still walk on 3 legs. You physically cannot walk with 1 leg. You hop. Hopping is exhausting.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DarkShard5728what about a peg leg

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arandomcommenter412 That's a leg. Peg LEG. Not peg hinderence.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarkShard5728 what

  • @markyy7698
    @markyy7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5551

    It’s been 5 years and still better then most horror movies.

    • @rattatoing1521
      @rattatoing1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I found you!!

    • @rattatoing1521
      @rattatoing1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are the napalm guy
      Your profile picture is flying in my discord server.

    • @markyy7698
      @markyy7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rata atoule what discord server?

    • @xzavierbegaming1884
      @xzavierbegaming1884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damn ur right

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hardly belive that, since this is not horror to begin with

  • @demenetori7976
    @demenetori7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5132

    Kim : Falls down about a meter
    Kim : *Screams of unbearable agony as his leg detaches and launches off*

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      didn't drink his milk

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@chunta957 his mad milk

    • @siyamthegamer2071
      @siyamthegamer2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Who’s Kim??? They said they knew someone not kim

    • @BEANSBEANSBEANS404
      @BEANSBEANSBEANS404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's probably not his funny bone because this ain't funny

    • @huuumaann3625
      @huuumaann3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who’s Kim

  • @Pochixo
    @Pochixo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26480

    this got from 0-1000 real quick.

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    For the record, dogs are actually very good at adapting to amputation. Many have been found to not notice the loss until a while later - if it's been amputated under sedatives - and they continue to be just as playful and energetic.
    A three legged puppy can very much be a happy puppy.

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      so tim was just fuckin lying

    • @BeanGodGoober
      @BeanGodGoober ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nuh uh guys, a 3 legged puppy isnt a happy puppy, Tim said so

    • @BeanGodGoober
      @BeanGodGoober ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also there is nobody named Kim

    • @StaticLimes
      @StaticLimes ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mackback319He’s a little liar

    • @outspade
      @outspade ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mackback319tim totally planned it

  • @timandjim5174
    @timandjim5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24037

    We never knew anyone named Kim

    • @pisspoop
      @pisspoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      Amazing

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

      This fella created an account for the sole purpose of writing this comment.....
      Mad respect

    • @Whiaf
      @Whiaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Whos kim?

    • @timandjim5174
      @timandjim5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

      @@Whiaf we don't know

    • @Whiaf
      @Whiaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@timandjim5174 I Can be in yuor group of three?

  • @DinoJake
    @DinoJake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5509

    "What would our fathers do if one of us came back with a broken leg? *We could end up with one of our own, Jim*..."
    I like how, on top of everything else, it's implied that these boys had fathers so horrifically abusive that they'd rather murder one of their friends than face their fathers' wrath.

    • @aidianu
      @aidianu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Cousin I think or triplets

    • @geoffahunt
      @geoffahunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@aidianu it says 'fathers'. Plural

    • @raisin589
      @raisin589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@geoffahunt gay fathers? therefore triplets?

    • @geoffahunt
      @geoffahunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@raisin589 yes but it also says mothers, also plural. Are you implying a four person polyamourous relationship?

    • @wumpoooo
      @wumpoooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@geoffahunt statistically unlikely

  • @holydoggo4822
    @holydoggo4822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    They did warn us at the start that this was a rather grim story

    • @theantsaretakingover
      @theantsaretakingover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Holy Doggo just look at the name of the place. Look at the letters, closely, even closer.
      Go to 2:19 and look at the bottom of the sign even closer. Then, look at the mountain in the sign. Have you found anything yet? Do you see it? They are in hell, and they were not happy puppies.

    • @BH-fr7hq
      @BH-fr7hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the ants are taking over holy shittttttttttttttttttttt

    • @fetish_death
      @fetish_death 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@theantsaretakingover I've watched this many times and that is one detail I never noticed...
      Thanks for giving me another perspective I guess

    • @arkane3168
      @arkane3168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and there is hanging by his neck in the photo

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      we didn't listen

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    i love tipsy's scout voice, accurate but just different enough to make funky parodies

    • @texee-1
      @texee-1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      there’s 3 different voice actors and tipsy didnt voice neither of them

  • @afallingtree9114
    @afallingtree9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5325

    Dad: Where’s Kim?
    Tim to Jim: play dumb
    Jim: who’s Kim?
    Tim: not that dumb

    • @lidl7868
      @lidl7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Spider man through the universe?

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      wait a second *spider-verse but yes

    • @iknowimwrongbut4491
      @iknowimwrongbut4491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AFallingTree lol

    • @equalprox474
      @equalprox474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @dominicmartinez3748
      @dominicmartinez3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wait a second * Into the Spider-Verse** you frickin frick.... When will you learn

  • @atheraetherius
    @atheraetherius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    "Aw, don't be such a baby! Legs grow back!"
    *"no they don't"*

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That sounds familiar... have I heard that somewhere before?

    • @atheraetherius
      @atheraetherius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@KlausiboyZ Meet the Medic reference xD

    • @annonafawn
      @annonafawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice meet the medic reference lmao

    • @albaa.9434
      @albaa.9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And thats how i lost my medicine lisense xd

    • @OlliOtter
      @OlliOtter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *no zhey don’t

  • @Cronoroid
    @Cronoroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    “A three legged puppy, is not a happy puppy” my man be goin full PETA out here.

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Nah, that seems innocent in comparison

    • @ghosty3494
      @ghosty3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah though a 2 legged puppy is not happy puppy at all because you know unless they have rolly chair because that mean they are cooler then normal puppy

    • @athousandfeethigh
      @athousandfeethigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      a one legged puppy is the worst, tilted onto the ground in their own drool, whining "i can make it on my own!" he's just... such a trooper...

    • @ghosty3494
      @ghosty3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *A NO LEGGED PUPPY IS NEVER A HAPPY PUPPY EVER AGAIN EVER*

    • @martinmarvinofsparta3656
      @martinmarvinofsparta3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My friend has a 3 legged puppy, perfectly healthy and happy just missing a leg, they can still run though

  • @angus9165
    @angus9165 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I’d love to see a prequel of this depicting what drove Tim to want to kill Kim in the first place

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, they never knew anyone named Kim.

    • @sawyeridk-ih5wv
      @sawyeridk-ih5wv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who tf is kim???

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sawyeridk-ih5wv exactly.

    • @ratave6472
      @ratave6472 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The dialogue seems to imply that one or more of them are being abused, especially considering that Tim said "we could end up with one of our own (broken leg)". That's my takeaway

    • @netherlordgaming995
      @netherlordgaming995 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      my theory is abuse what father would break the legs of the other kids after one did by accident proof of this is 1:09 so they would rather have kim "vanish" rather then be beat again

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    'Cuz if ifs and buts were candies and nuts, _you're gonna fall off and _*_break your legs._*

    • @pumpkinton
      @pumpkinton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      'Cuz if hips and butts were candies and nuts, _you're gonna fall off and _*_break your legs_*

    • @coldaccount973
      @coldaccount973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’re gonna fall off and get put down.*

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coldaccount973 I dont think it said that of that's what the * was for

    • @Captain.Obvious
      @Captain.Obvious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Connor McClory what’s with the pokemon um uh picture image

    • @akumu2225
      @akumu2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said it so casually

  • @dominator8435
    @dominator8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    "that's probably not your funny bone, cuz... that shit ain't funny"
    that was the best moment ever

    • @itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269
      @itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @wearethegaygods LEG PUNNN

    • @agreyplaugedr8747
      @agreyplaugedr8747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269 well hey might try to make some *leg*it jokes

    • @aaronjohnson1647
      @aaronjohnson1647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah it was a real knee capper

    • @oxymoron283
      @oxymoron283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That shin isn't funny

    • @plaguedoctor7012
      @plaguedoctor7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it is funny Child of the Light you will fall to the darkness as I one day

  • @paramblum6508
    @paramblum6508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    Roses are red,
    thorns are prickly,
    let's just say that escalated very quickly...

    • @fennex7575
      @fennex7575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This one is a little more different

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fennex7575 Huh???

    • @Loaf0fToast
      @Loaf0fToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I fricking know like, it just went from 0 to 100 real fast

    • @mattsalafia9921
      @mattsalafia9921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No shit man, that went from 0 to 1000 in like 40 seconds

    • @uchihavandead667
      @uchihavandead667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awww you should of said "lets just said that escalated *very* quickly that would of sounded better then it should of already been

  • @Turtleboilol
    @Turtleboilol ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Fun facts:
    Kim’s voice actor was exposed for being a horrible person.
    Tim’s voice actor just disappeared.
    Jim’s voice actor is still active.

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What did GaoGai do? Since y’know vanished without a trace

    • @xboxhaslag_69
      @xboxhaslag_69 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That’s not fun. That’s not fun at all.

    • @sleep-gl1gs
      @sleep-gl1gs ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ha its kind of weird how jim is the only one active now

    • @bonkboi5820
      @bonkboi5820 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      We never knew anyone named Kim.

    • @mouthwide0pen
      @mouthwide0pen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cole009productions7 Groomed a minor, apparently.

  • @unclefunni
    @unclefunni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    "Here's a story that is rather grim"
    *He did warn us...*

    • @mica_55
      @mica_55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My favorite example of foreshadowing

    • @dogsshouldnotbevegan4699
      @dogsshouldnotbevegan4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dang it, now I can’t even get angry at it

    • @Unfunnt
      @Unfunnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was about to like but the like is already perfect... 69
      let's keep it like that

    • @PotaraP
      @PotaraP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @PotaraP
      @PotaraP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @CardinalSn
    @CardinalSn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    There's more drama in seven seconds of this SFM than there is in the entire first three seasons of Grey's Anatomy

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      More drama than preety mucha any show

    • @s-fang5520
      @s-fang5520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually, it's more of a minute and a half than 7 seconds... but you're still right...

    • @nebulousboops4985
      @nebulousboops4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More drama than in the entire series of Warrior Cats and Wings of Fire combined

    • @KikAsmilez
      @KikAsmilez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment ever!!! I am a Grey's Anatomy fan so this has me damn near 💀 from 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheHazyTimewalker
      @TheHazyTimewalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nebulousboops4985 ...have you actually read either series you just mentioned? Cus Warriors for the first three... I guess they're Sagas? Anyways, Warriors I actually pretty good-- not really MEANT to be over-the-top dramatic, it's moreso of a rollercoaster with its ups and downs, and I haven't read the last two Wings Of Fire books, but I can proudly say that they are also really good-- you have to remember, they are aimed at middle schoolers and maybe early high schoolers, they aren't meant to be a Latino Telenovela lol just something nice to read when you want a story with fantasy elements and good character development

  • @stillanasgorefan7237
    @stillanasgorefan7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2834

    It's a miracle
    A scout got hurt and didn't spamed e to call for the medic

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *BIG OOf moment*

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As a medic main, I do find healing Scouts convenient for going around. However they have to know it's impossible to catch up to them for healing purpose.

    • @igorino1767
      @igorino1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A bloody miracle!

    • @shockedhorizon5308
      @shockedhorizon5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like

    • @stillanasgorefan7237
      @stillanasgorefan7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shockedhorizon5308 demonic but someone ruined it L

  • @ArterialBog4831
    @ArterialBog4831 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I really like when there’s three people with three very different personalities/ scenarios. Like Tim got super serious and went to the extreme instantly pretty much because of certain things. Then there’s Jim, the one person who doesn’t want to do that extreme thing, but has no choice and can’t stop Tim. Lastly, Kim. He’s the one that gets effected the most (aka dies) and tries to get out of the situation. It’s really intriguing to see these types of scenarios happen between the characters, because it’s actually pretty mental if you think hard about it

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What are you talking about? There’s no Kim in this video. They never knew anyone with that name.

    • @ArterialBog4831
      @ArterialBog4831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blizzard0fOz93 yea, idk what this was about. Nor do I remember who Kim is, so, guess it doesn’t matter

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArterialBog4831 I was actually making a joke about how Kim died and the other two tried to cover it up, lol.

    • @ArterialBog4831
      @ArterialBog4831 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blizzard0fOz93 me too

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArterialBog4831 oh. Sorry. Not really good at picking up on things like that, lol. Me, I mean.

  • @bleumoon1489
    @bleumoon1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13118

    funny how they're worried about the consequences of Kim coming back with a broken leg but not of the consequences of Kim not coming back at all.

    • @ThethreePs01
      @ThethreePs01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

      *but.... There has never anyone named Kim*

    • @yoguyslookatmypetlightsabe8211
      @yoguyslookatmypetlightsabe8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      Yeah they don’t know anyone named Kim

    • @_spooky_sandwitch_
      @_spooky_sandwitch_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      K-Kim...?

    • @guy2870
      @guy2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Wtf is your comment dude it makes no sense r/lostcommenter lmao tf is Kim?

    • @Kai-qe7jd
      @Kai-qe7jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Uhhh I think you’re confused there’s no Kim on this vid

  • @triston9097
    @triston9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    “Who’s Kim?”
    “You wouldn’t understand.”

    • @ethancohen6092
      @ethancohen6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EhUhHhHhHhGGHHhgHghGggGgg

    • @kim-gq3fy
      @kim-gq3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah I do

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh my classmate have surname Kim and he’a a weird kid he wouldn’t talk to anyone besides from asking about homework and asking for marks and he starts a talk by poking me pretty hard idk why and when he asks for marks he gets angry for not beating me and when we can’t think of anything to start talking he might bump me when walking past me yes the whole class know he weird and he’s still weird and when I try to talk to him first he looks very annoyed and sounds mad and annoyed and when I ask about him he grunts and runs away and push me and sometimes to other classmates too but I know him for the longest whatever and when I stop talking he tell me to stfu

    • @Kim-rg8yg
      @Kim-rg8yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justkev1044 wtf

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bespectacledperson2316 ok then

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14764

    The fact that Tim knew what would happen in advance, with “Here’s a story that’s rather grim”, kind of terrifies me.

    • @colonialbred3399
      @colonialbred3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      the dude who said "heres a story that is rather grim" was tim not kim. Wowee 69 likes! Cool but why?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@colonialbred3399 It was a typo.

    • @MagMattock
      @MagMattock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thats where pym went

    • @chasecjase9261
      @chasecjase9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@colonialbred3399 who is kim?

    • @eichelhaher7186
      @eichelhaher7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But wouldn't you be used to grim stuff considering-

  • @mcdrippyyt562
    @mcdrippyyt562 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “If anyone asks, you tell them it was an axe-ident” *90’s laugh track*

  • @coolguy082
    @coolguy082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14686

    At the beginning, Tim says it was a story that was rather grim. As they’re running, none of them are carrying an axe. Tim chose the tree they would climb. That’s where the axe was. The murder was planned from the start.

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

      But he can't choose who will climb the tree, which means he doesn't care which one of them will die. Jim could be the next on the list

    • @tackeymattress6192
      @tackeymattress6192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Nothing happened though, it was just Jim and Tim dancing

    • @leelando
      @leelando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Damn that just got more dark

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      You made it deeper than it already was,good job.

    • @onionman_pl7829
      @onionman_pl7829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Because Tim is a very FUNNY human.

  • @spaceyote7174
    @spaceyote7174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4656

    'tonight we bond like lovers, through their firstborn' is such a terrifying line because it's implying he intends to commit more murders with him..

    • @zan821
      @zan821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      A funny tragedy.
      A funny emotion.
      A funny twist.
      A funny murder.

    • @TheManManoel
      @TheManManoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Maybe i'm too dumb but i don't understand what he meant by that

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I think he meant “We have to be very careful not to tell anyone, we have to make sure nobody finds out”
      Or
      “We’re both in this together, you can’t leave”

    • @silvershift5505
      @silvershift5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Poor Quality Tim has the same voice actor as the guy in a funny

    • @artcade9701
      @artcade9701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The line is one thing, but the shot of Tim in dark shadows with his eye still visible is something I’ll see in my nightmare.

  • @ravenaussie3760
    @ravenaussie3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10095

    Kim: *Falls from about 5 feet on his back.*
    His lower leg: *LITERALLY SEPARATES FROM THE BONE AND FLIES ABOUT 10 FEET IN THE AIR.*

    • @estherpachuau4114
      @estherpachuau4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Wait who's Kim

    • @ravenaussie3760
      @ravenaussie3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@estherpachuau4114 Oh, that's right, *we don't talk about Kim.*

    • @trashmammal7798
      @trashmammal7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@ravenaussie3760 “We don’t talk about Kim” But....
      who is Kim?

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@trashmammal7798 Nah his name's Tim

    • @ldpatton42
      @ldpatton42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The severed part sails off in an arc!

  • @Lobster_With_A_Gun
    @Lobster_With_A_Gun ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how the animation got really good when the spooky part came into play.

  • @mm-rj3vo
    @mm-rj3vo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12908

    This took me four years to realize...
    "It was an accident"....
    It's an axe pun.

    • @akechi1294
      @akechi1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      I didnt realize until I scrolled through the comments

    • @zaarthelizard2728
      @zaarthelizard2728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      An AXE-adent.

    • @youeverjustdie
      @youeverjustdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Holy shit

    • @nyx12268
      @nyx12268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really

    • @riror
      @riror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol i was yearning for more context thank you for this🤣

  • @kathenortizhernandez7081
    @kathenortizhernandez7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    This is giving me the “don’t hug me I’m scared” throwbacks

    • @Battle_Dude605
      @Battle_Dude605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      omg me too I thought I was the only one who got that nostalgia

    • @CoolSkeleton-ud2nz
      @CoolSkeleton-ud2nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      s a m e

    • @BoffeeChrist
      @BoffeeChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @brodyatkinson1960
      @brodyatkinson1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @thomasrowley150
      @thomasrowley150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember when they were bringing out a sequel to the main series back in 2016?

  • @IMP_ROM
    @IMP_ROM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    The captions: “Tim: If anyone asks, you tell them it was an axeident.”

    • @ghostofkim1437
      @ghostofkim1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It was a freak axeident

    • @IMP_ROM
      @IMP_ROM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh no.

    • @unworthy.potato
      @unworthy.potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ghost of kim, I never believed in ghosts till this day

    • @l0l410
      @l0l410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a axe pun...A FUCKING AXE PUN

    • @Kim-rg8yg
      @Kim-rg8yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ghostofkim1437 hey-

  • @aishwarya4572
    @aishwarya4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "If anyone asks, tell them it was an axe-idant."
    Thank you for using your funny bone, Tim.

  • @uncarbonatedmilk_
    @uncarbonatedmilk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16370

    This is genuinely disturbing because of how realistic their reactions are.

    • @mr.lingish9306
      @mr.lingish9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

      the bone is healing

    • @mr.lingish9306
      @mr.lingish9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @JOKER IS IN THE MEME I HATH BEEN KURFRAZLED AND VEXED.

    • @ThefarryNem
      @ThefarryNem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      I don't think murdering your friend is a realistic reaction to him losing part of his leg

    • @pie6029
      @pie6029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@ThefarryNem have you ever experienced it yourself?

    • @ritaerror7829
      @ritaerror7829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@ThefarryNem like he said, their fathers will break their legs for this, or something like that. This isn;t really posibble, but the fear is realistic

  • @uezyteue7690
    @uezyteue7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5863

    the voice acting is really well done, from the certain terror in Kim's voice to how perfectly ominous Tim's voice was.

    • @camera2178
      @camera2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Who is Kim?

    • @BiggiecheeseAKAgod
      @BiggiecheeseAKAgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Wtf are you talking about "Kim" there was no person named Kim in this video

    • @TheManManoel
      @TheManManoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I don't know any Kim. What you're talking about?

    • @justampeg4file
      @justampeg4file ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What? Tim sounded ominous?
      But he was just explaining how the tree is climbable and why we can climb the tree?
      And who tf is Kim?

    • @disguisedcyclops4593
      @disguisedcyclops4593 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “A three-legged puppy… is not a happy puppy.”

  • @TheonetruedogTheDog
    @TheonetruedogTheDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    “Have you ever put a dog down, Jim?”
    Still gives me chills...

    • @rileyreed7690
      @rileyreed7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      A three legged puppy is not a happy puppy

    • @tooyung5305
      @tooyung5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have...

    • @TheonetruedogTheDog
      @TheonetruedogTheDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tooyung5305 Oh good lord. I'm horribly sorry, and I hope the experience hasn't hurt you too much.

    • @tooyung5305
      @tooyung5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheonetruedogTheDog it did 😭

    • @BBPTV
      @BBPTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @pikachu32 *was it a three legged puppy...? If so.... ît įš nøt å hãppÿ pûppÿ*

  • @BlackMesaSorse
    @BlackMesaSorse ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What a nice group of friends, hope nothing bad happens to them

    • @sleep-gl1gs
      @sleep-gl1gs ปีที่แล้ว

      we could say the same for medic and scout in emesis blu- lets not mention that :3

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12231

    Plot twist: as stated in the beginning, it's just a story, so Kim is fine.

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

      who's Kim?

    • @caidenlipoth1247
      @caidenlipoth1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Kim is not fine, on account of not existing.

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      I’ve never known anyone named Kim.

    • @itsenderhehe
      @itsenderhehe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Who’s Kim? I forgot since 2015.

    • @defnotanaltacc3271
      @defnotanaltacc3271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Who's... Kim?

  • @niksin9941
    @niksin9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    unrealistic, kim wouldve spammed that E button as soon as he was falling.

    • @signal_584
      @signal_584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      who?

    • @niksin9941
      @niksin9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@signal_584 idk what i said there. :/ mustve been autocorrect for jim

    • @n0ah305
      @n0ah305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah must have been cuz uh I don't remember any fucker named kim

    • @niksin9941
      @niksin9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @kendall noone. typo

    • @maygel
      @maygel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      [Voice] Unknown: MEDIC!

  • @bansheetech9035
    @bansheetech9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    Imagine a kid searches "how to climb a tree" and finds this

  • @basictolerance
    @basictolerance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Let's take a moment to pay respects to people who thought this was a real tutorial

  • @petarantolovic9005
    @petarantolovic9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    "How to climb a tree"
    Google:"Try ladders!"
    Bing:

  • @johntom6002
    @johntom6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4857

    Can we just take a moment to talk about how good his scout impression is

    • @janlohndorf9665
      @janlohndorf9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Well, He did not spam the E button 30 Times per second to call for medic, so not that realistic

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Jan Lohndorf
      Just do that until MEEEEEEEEDDIIIIIICC
      Comes

    • @BangersNAsh
      @BangersNAsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he also didn’t need a dispenser

    • @ateardropbeing2380
      @ateardropbeing2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jan Lohndorf he didn’t voice them, there are voice actors in desc

    • @bakibaki4663
      @bakibaki4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too good

  • @Blackhole_T618
    @Blackhole_T618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4228

    Roses are red
    Playing is fun
    A three legged puppy isn’t a happy one

    • @doormatlad9890
      @doormatlad9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That is gorgeous. That is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @LoudestFrog
      @LoudestFrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rose's Are Red
      One Fish Is Called A Guppy
      A Three Legged Puppy, Is Not A Happy Puppy

    • @decepticonleadermegatron5239
      @decepticonleadermegatron5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense microwave

    • @roseboil7713
      @roseboil7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was funny.

    • @redletto1511
      @redletto1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please no

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think what really sells that you can instantly tell its a scary story is the sign at the beginning says "fun camping all year round!" And there's someone who hung themselves on a mountain hill.

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    “What would our fathers say if one of us came home with a broken leg”
    I think the question is:
    “What would Kim's father say if Kim suddenly disappeared?"

    • @Hero-fe6mp
      @Hero-fe6mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "It was a accident"

    • @yourlocalidiot9470
      @yourlocalidiot9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Hero-fe6mp *it was an AXE-cident

    • @cornflakes3988
      @cornflakes3988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Who’s Kim?

    • @AltF4Unavailable
      @AltF4Unavailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Father, you're imagining things. Stop believing that this "Jim" has ever existed.

    • @anicee2783
      @anicee2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Father was the one who disappeared. You’ll never know the truth.

  • @PaytonTate
    @PaytonTate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7767

    I love how this went from tf2 shitland to grimdark over the course of roughly 7 seconds.

  • @gone4milk121
    @gone4milk121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    This is what kids imagine will happen when their parents say “do we need to chop it off?”

    • @bluekitty8841
      @bluekitty8841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As someone who always took things literally and grew up with a father who had a dark sense of humor... Yes.

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @pyrosteel5091
    @pyrosteel5091 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has scared so many kids thinking this was a normal little animation. I remember. I remember every thing

  • @Light-fi1mj
    @Light-fi1mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    “Tonight we bond like lovers through their first born” WTF.
    I know what it means its just wonderfully over the top and dramatic.

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      meaning inescapable and unforgettable. not for the same reasons though

    • @M.C.13-q4i
      @M.C.13-q4i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This is just me, but I read into it as having to kill your firstborn child and never talk about it again 😅😢

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The act of doing something so impactful with someone close which will make you even closer in the end

    • @memesgetmemedhub5732
      @memesgetmemedhub5732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brothers not lovers

    • @mectic5149
      @mectic5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@memesgetmemedhub5732 its lovers

  • @danielwilliam670
    @danielwilliam670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    Me: heh that start had a cool rhyme let me see the rest of it this is probably a nice story
    Tipsy Duck: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @marlonbarreto1132
      @marlonbarreto1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So hes like howtobasics

    • @sonicfon
      @sonicfon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great sign is suicide on sign. Watch the start

  • @tangoop095
    @tangoop095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    When kids think getting in trouble is worst than dying

    • @someguy4258
      @someguy4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i mean sure you have to be kind of beat up in the head anyway to think that you should kill your friend because his leg broke BuT oU r DaDs Are GonnA bEat Us W/ The bELt

    • @belbin2538
      @belbin2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@someguy4258 He was afraid that when they will cone back with him hurt they will so the same to them

    • @tendiepepe
      @tendiepepe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You obviously didnt have strict parents lmao

    • @imppaxd2790
      @imppaxd2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Belt in the ass is not that bad than leg amputation

  • @CircussCake
    @CircussCake หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This sounds like a don't hug me i'm scared type of song and I can already foresee the terrifying imagery I'm about to witness.

  • @lilypad2252
    @lilypad2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    2 out of the 3 kids coming back = perfectly fine
    1 of them has a broken leg because they fell out of a tree = sinning on the highest degree.

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:46
      Bullies when they think somebody’s better then them

    • @clumsyreborn3123
      @clumsyreborn3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who’s this 1 with a broken leg

    • @game_player1345
      @game_player1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clumsyreborn3123 I think his name is sim or something like that

    • @grim9287
      @grim9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@game_player1345 there was never a third kid tho??

    • @game_player1345
      @game_player1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grim9287 i swore i saw one

  • @reckydaguy2432
    @reckydaguy2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    >Somebody breaks a leg climbing a tree
    >Worried about their parents finding out
    >Immediately resorts to murder
    Good job, raised your kids well.

  • @jzoid1351
    @jzoid1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    Jim: Gets a papercut
    Tim: *Furious gun noises*

  • @Tyler-uh9rt
    @Tyler-uh9rt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now, I first saw this late at night when I was like seven and I was forever scarred by how quickly it went from whimsical to absolutely horrifying. I’m not scared by this anymore but man, I was terrified.

  • @infraredfred4156
    @infraredfred4156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    *A three legged puppy is not a happy puppy*
    Chernobyl would like to see your location

    • @Agent-ol5re
      @Agent-ol5re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That nuclear bro

    • @makitard
      @makitard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh boy are the puppies happy there

    • @Zoom-xb4yd
      @Zoom-xb4yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude... that's cruel

    • @thefly5466
      @thefly5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If its chernobyl, it prolly has a six legged puppy

    • @jeremyie
      @jeremyie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there are 3 legged puppies in half life

  • @tovact
    @tovact 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    Recommend: “how to ride a bike”
    I don’t want to know

    • @lccm1026
      @lccm1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Are you a man like timmy?!!!?

    • @engineercatgirl4797
      @engineercatgirl4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Timmy is a failure

    • @wandeingwaterrunningriver
      @wandeingwaterrunningriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You really dont.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hi, I'm Mike.
      I'm Ike.
      I'm Tike.
      *And this is a story you won't like*

    • @bearmandev
      @bearmandev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How to ride a bike is one of my favorites.

  • @theman933
    @theman933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    1. "here's a tale that is rather grim"
    2. tim chose specifically a tree he knew was dangerous so kim would get hurt
    3. he gets the axe from the tree, he didnt bring it with him
    tim you evil man, you planned it all

    • @Blu_0
      @Blu_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Who's Kim?

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jim is next. Tim couldn't tell who would get hurt

    • @henrygrey7857
      @henrygrey7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wer in deinem verdammten Kopf ist Kim?

    • @SEÑORQUESO17
      @SEÑORQUESO17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@crack4184 tim(my) died to cocaine. Jim(my) is NOT like TIMMY. HE IS A MAN. HE IS NOT LIKE TI-

    • @ShotByCartii
      @ShotByCartii ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SEÑORQUESO17 timmy died in after getting hit by a bus

  • @Ellis-s-buddy-Keith
    @Ellis-s-buddy-Keith หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My buddy Keith used to know a Kim, Kim randomly dissappeared one day while hanging around with his friends. His body was never found

  • @tawksick4968
    @tawksick4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    1:33 is so genuinely terrifying. Imagine the only thing between you and death is trying to convince someone your fine when you clearly can’t.

    • @tawksick4968
      @tawksick4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Just the scenario

    • @luvittodeath7031
      @luvittodeath7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gavin Prime it’s hilarious and terrifying at the same time

    • @legosans926
      @legosans926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gavindao6754 lmao

    • @mako_happy
      @mako_happy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This terrifies me too

    • @mako_happy
      @mako_happy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavindao6754 no

  • @redletto1511
    @redletto1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    After this Jim was different, he changed his name to “ Jimmy “ ,he changed his helmet for a cap and he tried figure out something else
    “ how to ride a bike “

    • @bananamancer
      @bananamancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But screw him, hooray to Billy!

    • @willowpop15
      @willowpop15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Timmy is an idiot

    • @Bmaack
      @Bmaack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheDeadedPerson nice reference

    • @uncooked2565
      @uncooked2565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Jim?

    • @eternal424
      @eternal424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Triggered Bunniez kim*

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    This gives me some serious don’t hug me I’m scared vibes.

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nah this is scarier and is clearer what’s happening

    • @jettz4233
      @jettz4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that is exactly what i was thinking

    • @limetwistanimations8628
      @limetwistanimations8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know scary stuff happening in happy settings has been done many times long before don't hug me I'm scared was even a thing, right.

    • @icecoldrugby
      @icecoldrugby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      After 7 or 8 times, DHMIS loses it's shock. This does not.

    • @curiouscork6302
      @curiouscork6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen the short "being pretty"?

  • @lejam9840
    @lejam9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tim sounds so close to the actual scout voice actor

  • @bapples5623
    @bapples5623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Get this man a slice of coffee. . .

    • @Lilsacraterra
      @Lilsacraterra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahh wat

    • @Lilsacraterra
      @Lilsacraterra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @Lilsacraterra
      @Lilsacraterra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And a sip of bread

    • @simonedaishi5290
      @simonedaishi5290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and a slice of psychiatrist... NOT literally

    • @ChaseTheJedi
      @ChaseTheJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ah I loved the smell of sliced coffee in the morning

  • @excusemewhat8437
    @excusemewhat8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    He did legit say a disclaimer,
    *“Here is a story that is rather grim.”*

  • @AnhTran-if8kx
    @AnhTran-if8kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    When a kid doesn’t know the actual consequences of having a broken leg

    • @o5-0x24
      @o5-0x24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I guess ur correct

    • @o5-0x24
      @o5-0x24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But idk if that was a rost or something against the YTer

    • @luciferr6392
      @luciferr6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O5-0X i doubt it

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      accurate lol

    • @AnhTran-if8kx
      @AnhTran-if8kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O5-0X it is not and im not sure why i came back 4 months after

  • @Kasenreal728
    @Kasenreal728 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Everyonce in awhile i come back to watch this masterpiece of a video

  • @reinback8489
    @reinback8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    This was not what I was expecting when Tim said, "Here's a story that's rather grim."

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4498

    *Have you ever put a dog down jim?*

    • @E3N10
      @E3N10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐘

    • @greenleader8162
      @greenleader8162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      NO but I've put humans down

    • @hassandabo6288
      @hassandabo6288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *A Three legged puppy is not a happy puppy*

    • @adammetcalf8100
      @adammetcalf8100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G_Boy

    • @teeth716
      @teeth716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @nitrogiver2564
    @nitrogiver2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Tim surprisingly sounds exactly like Scout even he's not the real voice actor

    • @NotRemmyCormo
      @NotRemmyCormo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only in the beginning

    • @nitrogiver2564
      @nitrogiver2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@NotRemmyCormo yeah when he was singing until things went south

    • @amyreeper6959
      @amyreeper6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr lol

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nO hE iSnT

    • @nilfgaard4804
      @nilfgaard4804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aren't they all scouts?

  • @LiamTolentino
    @LiamTolentino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nothing in this video gave me as much existential horror as seeing that it was uploaded 9 years ago already…

  • @keddie8447
    @keddie8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    My last -three- two braincells

  • @pootisspencer9586
    @pootisspencer9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    I come back to this video every so often and watch it all the way through.
    Every time the odd mish-mash of comedy and horror gets me
    This video is a masterpiece in a wonderfully awful way

    • @evancrouser4526
      @evancrouser4526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same bro

    • @oofman6744
      @oofman6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @carrots1749
      @carrots1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watched this like 2 years ago and forgotten about this "song" and I'm happy to see this again

    • @elibainum1173
      @elibainum1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, right?

    • @michaelmyers9086
      @michaelmyers9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes it is

  • @johnmichael3871
    @johnmichael3871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Tim got reported because of team killing

    • @xinikal_
      @xinikal_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Michael LOL

    • @SpellYouth
      @SpellYouth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now that is an ending I would pay to make canon

    • @zombie_bro1192
      @zombie_bro1192 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

    • @memesdreams8187
      @memesdreams8187 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Team killing who?

    • @zombie_bro1192
      @zombie_bro1192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@memesdreams8187 I dont know we never knew anyone named kim

  • @SaltWaterDrums
    @SaltWaterDrums ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Have you ever put a dog down, Jim? A three legged puppy is not a happy puppy"
    I got the chills.

  • @francis9428
    @francis9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Kim: "The bone's healing!"
    Medic: "No zey don't"

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    *"Jim, tonight, we bond like lovers through their firstborn."*

    • @Goldenglare_thewindeater
      @Goldenglare_thewindeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Love how it’s “lovers” and not partners or a couple, implying a *LOT* .

    • @iforgor6673
      @iforgor6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What if they were four siblings once but their parents killed the first child?

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I f a n y w o n e a s k t e l l t h e m, i t w a s a n a x e i d e n t

    • @mamasapano3291
      @mamasapano3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pls explain what that means

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@mamasapano3291 A firstborn child is generally seen as a huge milestone for a couple, forming a sacred, unbreakable bond between the two. It's something precious, shared between them.
      Kim's murder, meanwhile, is shared between Tim and Jim. They are the only two in the world who know what happened to him, and thus, the only ones they can trust or talk to about it. It will always be there, always in their minds whenever they see each other.
      In a way, they bonded through it. A twisted, warped bond, but a bond nonetheless.

  • @luizflavio2054
    @luizflavio2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    What If, there was like 100 of them, and each one of them suffered something like Kim and... Died, and that each death was a lesson so the others wont commit the same mistake, until the last one or the strongest "Tim", would be the perfect boy and raised so that he could turn into The Scout.

    • @kindasnowy8852
      @kindasnowy8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This needs to be a show or a movie or even a comic book, I need to know more of this world you speak of

    • @atc5777
      @atc5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The scouts name is Jeremy though.

    • @enderboylowe1548
      @enderboylowe1548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atc5777 actually

    • @atc5777
      @atc5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      enderboy lowe yes

    • @tabbitabbithatabster
      @tabbitabbithatabster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ATC
      His name could be Jim but he is more commonly known is Jeremy.

  • @someweirdo428
    @someweirdo428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What a fun trio! I sure do hope nothing bad happens to them.

    • @Chehoslovak
      @Chehoslovak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Duo*

  • @ZealanTanner
    @ZealanTanner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Fun fact: a group of crows is called a murder.
    Funner fact: there are 2 murders at 1:59.
    Fun fact time is over now

    • @SqualingtonConstantine
      @SqualingtonConstantine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      There's only 1 murder
      Cause, you know, it was an accident.

    • @brodyatkinson1960
      @brodyatkinson1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There was no murder what are you talking about

    • @MMumbles
      @MMumbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Who's Kim?

    • @literallytwilight
      @literallytwilight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@SqualingtonConstantine more of an axe-ident to me

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@literallytwilight lmao, the importance of subtitles

  • @mildlydistressedmusic
    @mildlydistressedmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "If if and buts were candies and nuts -- you're going to fall off and break your legs..."
    Great fucking lyric.

    • @HER_Only_sIN
      @HER_Only_sIN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Nametag your profile pic is awesome. I love that movie.

    • @mildlydistressedmusic
      @mildlydistressedmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Novina Ramos Thanks man!

    • @iamthehighground5942
      @iamthehighground5942 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's my favorite part XD

    • @Raginblowner
      @Raginblowner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Nametag "If hips and butts were candies and nuts" Great fucking ears.

    • @Whyolent
      @Whyolent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just love the eye twitch on nuts

  • @ziletic.
    @ziletic. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    your style of horror is probably the most scary kind, not jumpscare bullshit, just the mood and tone

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DIO yes

    • @Linkin-2603
      @Linkin-2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jumpscares aren’t really horror to begin with, it’s just a loud noise

    • @rowanspringer5725
      @rowanspringer5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is very scary I agree it's just so dark

  • @gumboexclamation
    @gumboexclamation ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:24 i absolutely love how casually tim asks this question.

  • @cookieboat1319
    @cookieboat1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    0:00 *Grass blocks numbers after “EXIT”
    2:19 *Grass is gone, revealing **_the_** numbers*

    • @grimes558
      @grimes558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      oooooooooooooh.

    • @rokcris7313
      @rokcris7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@grimes558 my dog wassup

    • @Captain.Obvious
      @Captain.Obvious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ThyCookieBoat Travis look at the sign the works and the cliff

    • @cookieboat1319
      @cookieboat1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Captain Obvious
      u mean the dude who committed suicide?

    • @imalexp
      @imalexp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :O

  • @pep2546
    @pep2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

    Roses are red
    Grass can be trimmed
    Nothing about this was grim
    And we never knew anyone named kim

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait who's that

    • @tallduck592
      @tallduck592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      whos kim

    • @NotFoods
      @NotFoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who’s that again?

    • @daddyplankton5855
      @daddyplankton5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sssshhhhhh no talking ☝️

    • @fishgaming9959
      @fishgaming9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i dont get why its funny or relevant, who is kim, and nothing was grim

  • @drflannelxd904
    @drflannelxd904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Instructions unclear: have been teleporting nothing but bread for 4 years consecutively.

  • @TheAndermany
    @TheAndermany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the subtitles show the pun at the end where he says "tell them it was an *axeident* "

  • @RegallIaBetterThanYou
    @RegallIaBetterThanYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    “If anyone asks, you tell them it was an axeident”
    You’re going to funny jail for that pun my good sir.

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i finally understood it after like 3000 watching it and i was like :" WAIT, AXE Accident AXEIDENT?!?!?!"

    • @Сонныйчеловек-х8ф
      @Сонныйчеловек-х8ф 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A funny jail

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the regular jail too!

    • @futabafanclub
      @futabafanclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Axe did it”

    • @jamber985
      @jamber985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!* *I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAI-*

  • @abandonedaccountlel7605
    @abandonedaccountlel7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    Fun story: for everyone wondering "what if a kid searched how to climb a tree and got this lmao" My friend was one of those kids. He saw it, it looked interesting, and yep. He didnt sleep for a day. But its what got him into tf2 lol. I vaguely remember him telling me "hey scoot, I wanna main the Kim dude" haha.

    • @Devisidev
      @Devisidev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Who's kim

    • @einsteingaming49
      @einsteingaming49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Devisidev yea dude I am so confused

    • @palidengamer2540
      @palidengamer2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Kim?! who's Kim

    • @brodyatkinson1960
      @brodyatkinson1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah a scout main as a medic main your friend angers me

    • @CountCalcium
      @CountCalcium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      khalil the normal person One of the kids

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Cronology:
    How to climb a tree
    How to ride a bike
    A funny

    • @Blue_Shift421
      @Blue_Shift421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0:45

    • @thsbh2
      @thsbh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it goes
      Rekt
      A funny
      How to climb a tree
      How to ride a bike
      Right?

    • @4aru.
      @4aru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're funny :)

    • @DoC3Y
      @DoC3Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, maybe A funny is the result of Kim going crazy

    • @BlueLion1524
      @BlueLion1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DoC3Y kim is the one who died. theres tim and jim but then tim dies in how to ride a bike by crack cocaine addiction so the remaining one is jim

  • @redmii69
    @redmii69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Came for the oddly reminiscent thumbnail
    Left feeling disturbed by what I had just witnessed.

  • @TechnicalTechnicolor
    @TechnicalTechnicolor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    holy hell that took a REALLY dark turn

  • @AnhTran-if8kx
    @AnhTran-if8kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Moral of the story: never skip leg day

    • @notspy9016
      @notspy9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *NEVER*

    • @Janes_Jam
      @Janes_Jam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His leg is ded

    • @OrdinaryOrchid
      @OrdinaryOrchid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Janes_Jam not big souprice

    • @Kiwisy
      @Kiwisy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Soviet Russia, leg day skips you!

    • @sublithium
      @sublithium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But everyday is let day

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    Kim: **falls about 5-7 feet**
    Kim's left leg: "ight I'mma head out"

  • @jamestolbert1856
    @jamestolbert1856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved how it was a joke first but then it got serious