Shannon Christensen He’d just feed them and take them to live with his family in Russia. Heavys too pure to actually murder children. The only ones who would are Soldier, Pyro (it he saw them as something else.), Demo (when drunk.), Medic, and MAYBE Sniper if he was hired to. I feel like Spy and Engie are too sane to do that, Scout would have no reason to, Heavy is too pure, as said.
Fun Fact: It's a common expression in German, just directly translated. Extra: Blutsauger is German for "blood sucker", making the name a rather appropriate discription for the weapon
@Jacob Lopez a maybe good making product food from name spam everyone seeing name from everyday life we seeng in eye included computer is a puns words from a everyday technology in life using popular started culture massive growth
3:39 This just reminds me of one of those "Choose a friend to help save you" but Heavy chooses sandvich because he thinks it can move and just heal him
chose someone to help and save you: medic or sandvich medic is a moving real human being with lots of healing options including immortality for a short period of time sandvich is a food you made at home that cant move
at 2:13 I really felt bad for baby engineer. I mean, Is spy like Sid Phillips but from French? Can we just give Baby Engineer some nice gifts like toy story or any other gifts already?
pyro is saying stuff, but we can't really understand just like the robots in portal 2, they are saying things but we can't really understand what they are saying
*My favorites:* 0:16 (cannibalism) 0:41 (what a good job feels like 😂) 0:53 (background: Soldier & Demo trying to reconcile at dinner) 1:01 *(Tracer?)* 1:09 (Fictionally, that’s my funeral 😂) 1:20 (COMBINE driving a COMBINE. Genius) 1:33 (Not those kind of balls 😂) 1:45 *(Soldier for Mortal Kombat 12 confirmed)* 1:59 (how idiots look) 2:06 (RIP Rubbert Ducky Jr, I am Duckorn Man) 2:17 (Poor Babies) 2:26 😂😂😂 (erecting an *ass)* 2:37 (Did Nathan Vetterlein really say this on his TH-cam channel 😂) 2:44 *(You are also UGLY!)* 2:50 (Batmagnets would be painful in real life, Scout 🙁) 2:58 (At least he saved a rabbit 😂) 3:22 (bathing brutally) 3:29 (umm, wut?) 3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)
Full pyro translation: you're so weird, that even if I was buff and flying on a rocket with 2 red scouts and 2 blue scouts with antlers doing kazotskys kick and two baby scouts nodding their heads and other classes behind us with jetpacks and saying hi and I was doing a split while the music "who likes to party" by kevin MacLeod was playing, you would still seem like the weirder one.
If the Meet the Medic outtakes are to be believed, blood is a critical component of the Medi Gun's healing beams. Perhaps blood baths are the secret to Medic's regenerating health?
@@RetroRage100 the world's best sarcasm award goes to this guy and what's that another award. And the world's worst living human on the planet award goes to you
I'm pretty sure the the red demo man used to be best friends with the blue solider. There was an event on the game called 'war' and you had to play as either one of them to win something.
2:06 when Santa puts you on the naughty list P.S imagine a French guy dressed like a terrorist walks into your room with a knife and stabs a rubber duck
Sniper: Professionals have standards. Also sniper: eats soldiers brain and drops his pants in the middle of a battle and uses the bathroom then throws jars of pee at his enemy’s.
Yeah, if throwing piss is efficient (in tf2 it is so efficient that jarate is forbidden at tournaments) and you do it politely then it doesn't break any standards
![The Art of Spychecking [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M9kmE82QYQg/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Art of Spychecking [SFM]](/img/tr.png)
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2:23, Yeah that is actually something soldier would do.
he's a sick sick man
@@jamesroad316 Yeah
Shannon Christensen
He’d just feed them and take them to live with his family in Russia. Heavys too pure to actually murder children. The only ones who would are Soldier, Pyro (it he saw them as something else.), Demo (when drunk.), Medic, and MAYBE Sniper if he was hired to. I feel like Spy and Engie are too sane to do that, Scout would have no reason to, Heavy is too pure, as said.
He would more do 3:01
He will teach his kids that
"Alrighty, then."
E R E C T I N G A N A S S
Dat sum gey shit dere but oke
@@Kavaile You obviously didn't get the joke then.
Artorias of the Abyss 🖕🏻
Engineer gay confirmed.
@Crescent Colors Engi is a funny person
1:20 This made me think, "is he going to go for a Combine Solider or a Combine Harvester?"
And then you did both.
You legend.
The absolute MADLAD
Gazelle he Combined them
Skullex huh I TOTALLY DIDN’T KNOW THAT
@@XenobladeNerd good pun
@@generalgrievous3667 r/woooosh
2:29 Okay but the fact Engie is carefully inspecting the blueprint
Erectin an ass
@@KristarkTravis11813*wrench hitting metal noises*
@@Knee681117 seconds later..
@@KristarkTravis11813 I almost choked when I heard that 😂
Gotta make sure it's done right!
I actually tried using SFM and it was only then that i realized how how impressive this is.
Yes I use sfm but even tho this takes so much time and effort
Is sfm free on steam? Dont have a computer yet but I will
Jackson Palmer yes its free
@@atmosphererobin3103 sweet thank you
Just wait until you Play-record with TF2 client (broken ubercharge effect, no picking up building, wrangler light broken, etc.
3:25 I love how accomplished medic looks
It's probably something he always wanted to do
He is impressed how well the battle medic strategy worked so well. Though, kids don't go battle medic
it takes a lot of effort to get that much blood
@@embeboso8329 I mean when you're medic I doubt your in low supply
Fun Fact: It's a common expression in German, just directly translated.
Extra: Blutsauger is German for "blood sucker", making the name a rather appropriate discription for the weapon
Mom: there's no monsters under your bed dear, now goodnight!
The monsters under my bed: 4:04
Dance off under your bed
*yes*
D a n c i n
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Me and the boys when we find diamonds 4:04
0:50 i love how when heavy is snapping their necks the other pyros seem very calm about it
Cause thats their job
No Stan they accepted their fate
I mean they are still getting paid
To me they look like cutaway gags.
@@eaglewolffox6275 fr lol
3:25 knowing at medic is a psychopath, I'm pretty sure this is something he'd actually do
The good old Hungarian princess way
Most definetly
Perfetc
He is a sadist, psychopaths aren't aggressive, he is really fucked
He wouldn’t waste goos blood
2:34 E R E C T I N A N A S S
*ERECT IN AN ASS*
Why i can't get erect. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There’s another comment similar to yours. And the comment was made 5 months ago while yours was made 4 months ago. Coincidence? I think not
On my captions it says he wrecked and asked
Erecting in an ass
0:57 I like how in the background, you can see Spy with Scout’s mom.
And demoman with soilder aswell
Omg I never noticed that!!
"That would be your mother"
Spy
And DemoSoldier BroTP
Yes! And they're both RED!!!
3:17
a rare occasion of a gmod animator starting to make serious sfm animations
hes been mewing
@@tutel156 No
Bro locked in
@@tutel156 dont say that
@@tutel156no.
1:17 Soupcan pyro before it was cool
XD
E
@@worldsbestfarter E
@@sweetscream2764 E
Sadly sticky demo ate him
Combine driving a combine...
COMBINECEPTION
You mean just "inception". Because that's the definition of the word. Adding "combine" to the beginning of it makes it gibberish.
you cant really combine the same word
good one :)
nice
1:15
Ah, an open casket funeral. I think that's what they would have wanted.
Red Demoman: They’re going to bed in what’s left of you in a soup can.”
Soupcan pyro
@@周易-s8k oh I am gonna eat ya with lettuce and berries
@@spy4969
*terrified pyro noises*
0:57 The fact that Demo and Soldier are eating together is actually really wholesome
I mean... Canonically speaking, they are pals.
He right in one of the comic we see a red demo and blue soldier and they are friends
there is also spy with scout's mother
Does sniper usually eat them for breakfast? 0:21
*m e n*
2:40 why is nobody talking about the way scout’s face expressions become 100% funnier
Btich boi
@@blu445 y e s
Scout: What the hell did you frickin say about me you little b*tch?
Me: none
Hahahahahahaha
@Copiz 64 thats cause winglet got the original voice actor to do a line custom made
3:47 top 10 most sad anime betrayals of all time
I am crying
My nuts hurt.
MultieFireX4 same bruh ouch
Does anybody else find it creepy when a fan blows backwards in our faces? 3:15
2:08 is sad. For some reason even as a 13 year old it makes me sad
4:04 the bowling alley screen when you get a strike
Or when you get a turkey!
Lieutenant Lettuce lol true
I hateeee that this is accurate lmao
I want this as a strike
You could do of easily had a “nobody:” there but you didn’t do that and I applaud you for that
3:18 scout actually looks really good as his expression goes down
Pyro line: You did so bad, that even if musculate me was flying on the rocket with scouts, you will still look dumb.
ur welcome
4:04
Juri Gagarian I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW
👍
Everything is so clear now.
I was actually going to ask what the pyro said. Thanks.
3:04 replacing merasmus say no long when scout saying i am too handsome to die
Therapist: Big Head Scout doesn't exist, he can't hurt you...
Big Head Scout: 2:41
Sy-Low sniper: piss off, bighead
"What the hell did you just said about me you little bitch??"
AHHHHH
@@Morishigay , ill have you known i trained top of my class in the navy seals
Theropist: AAAAAAAAAAH
1:50 - Super Mario Odyssey 2016, colorized
Lol
r/cursedcomments
But true
But super odyssey did not come out till 2017 you idoit
@@dreamstannumber4730 r/whooooosh
@@dreamstannumber4730 *ITS A JOKE*
3:25 medic looks like he’s suddenly contemplating how many bodies he used for that much blood.
This is something he would actually do
4:04 The audience in Smash when you launch someone further than 5 feet
@Jacob Lopez a maybe good making product food from name spam everyone seeing name from everyday life we seeng in eye included computer is a puns words from a everyday technology in life using popular started culture massive growth
Bald eagles per big mac
@pyro *S P Y !*
2:23 Now THATS what I call “INFANT-RY”
Get it?
noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'll let you get away with that one
ba dum tsss
Screw you
3:53 May we have a moment of silence for everyone who died. Especially for heavy and demomans balls
Oof
@@Yougotcaged102 yes
Yes
@The Bee Whisperer pootis*
Raphael Panlilio rip engineers toys
2:03 the way medic just used a fork to put a pencil in his mouth was really funny to me
Ikr😂
1:52 When he's searching for Heavy's soul he says "COME HERE SWEET HEART!"
lol wow didn't hear him xD
I did
OH SHIT
@The Lamer Gamer I read that as he said that, THE CRAP?!
I see.
3:09 I love how soldier looks genuinely happy
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3:39
This just reminds me of one of those "Choose a friend to help save you" but Heavy chooses sandvich because he thinks it can move and just heal him
chose someone to help and save you:
medic or sandvich
medic is a moving real human being with lots of healing options including immortality for a short period of time
sandvich is a food you made at home that cant move
You cant blame the sandvich he couldn’t find a lever or something to stop the saw.
Same
Answering that drunk did not help him
1:47
i love how happy soldier looks here
hes having fun
He's actually kinda nice and a funny person.
Did heavy just vore soldier?
2:40 when my friend whispers to someone and I think their talking about me
What the fuck you say about me you little BITCH?
I can relate
Hah same :>
I can relate to that😂
Yes
4:01 fun fact: the pyro says "the little ones bite but theyre still not a threat"
Doplr nice ears
Doplr so that's what it means
Doplr I hear mphphphph bite but they're still not a threat
I always thought it was "I didn't really think I would kill you like that" since I only heard it after getting a melee kill
Doplr I
1:49 DLC solider for mortal kombat X. (1/2 fatality LEAKED)
3:02 DLC solider for mortal kombat X (2/2 fatality leaked)
YIKES WHY SO TAME
YES
Sniper Xd1235 Don’t you mean Mortal Kombat 11
*soldier wins. FATALITY*
@@mmnmg6hmmnmg6h84 ух тыш со смыслом
i feel bad about the little engineer,im actually crying rn holy shit,this is how TF2 touches me in the very heart.
Dude same I felt so sad when that happend.
YOU DONT DO THAT TO A BABY
1:52 Canonically, Medic has all the souls of the TF2 characters too...
Yeah, medic sold all the TF2 characters souls to the devil
nah just the tfc team
@@tavishf.degroot8181 Nah, he didn't sell them to the devil. He just stole them and surgically implanted them into himself.
@@tavishf.degroot8181 he traded one of them for a pen, he still has all the other ones and his.
@@riverajustinmarks. he already sold his, and another.
4:02 I love how nobody can understand what is pyro saying, and his taunt is completly random
"I'm gonna tell how im was about to die"
This is what he says its kinda hard to understand maybe its can be also wrong
at 2:13 I really felt bad for baby engineer. I mean, Is spy like Sid Phillips but from French? Can we just give Baby Engineer some nice gifts like toy story or any other gifts already?
3:58 "HAMHANUAHAM HAN UP OMMEO O YO HAIRCUT AND ALL STUFF" Actually hits hard 😣✊
pyro is saying stuff, but we can't really understand
just like the robots in portal 2, they are saying things but we can't really understand what they are saying
I know it’s been 4 years but I love the attention to detail on 0:58, spy with scouts mum and solider with demo (because they’re canonically friends)
Pun Pun?
holy shit
canonically """friends""" wink wink
@@R3DR0PE Shit, Demoman's Dilemma?
@@jmsta.romana4660 Damn, Soldier's Situation?
Love how the bat magnet one has no sandmen. (It’s made of wood, not metal.)
4:06 *"it takes a man to figure out a problem, but it takes a pyro to understand this"*
Jaja so true
sorry accidently disliked
Yes it does
Ooh! Odd1sOut reference :D
Wait was I the only one who knows what he said
3:59 Translation:
Ya'll and your next of kin shall dance on my rocket!
Lol thx
I am a pyro main so by law I know the language of pyro and I can vouch for this.
Being a pyro main I agree, you are correct
Uh huh your right
How the hell are you supposed learn pyro
Pyro: “Mhmmmhmhmhmm, mhmhmm!” (4:00)
Person who understands pyro even with his mask on: “Very true”
TW80 Studios agreed he speaks only of you
Wot
Is than an insult or a compliment?
Hmmhmhmhmh?
I think engie can understand pyro a bit
The best TF2 I have found on TH-cam! Now The Bot Heavy Update SFM video drops seconds! Underrated gem!
People: storming area 51
How people see guards; 2:24
How guards see people: 0:50
How people bail 4:04
@@unitednationsofearth9456 Haha
I don’t get it
Kira is that an SCP Reference?
How guards see people 4:04
A combine soldier in a combine
I love this channel
Combine combine is best combine in the combine
Me too
Ima combine these two things
Aethnyr an’ make a combicombine
@@birdsnestisstupid k i will combine a combicombine with an combicombine
pyro: mmh mhh mppph
animators: reality can be whatever i want
Damn
Did not think people would be able to translate that
@@Idk23800 translation for the pyro line(s): "You idiots arent the only ones I'll burn today! You put up a fight, but you're still not a threat."
@@inversefireman Holy shit. That was super accurate!
3:58
@@RedRanger-ll7hx yup! every line has a translation
*My favorites:*
0:16 (cannibalism)
0:41 (what a good job feels like 😂)
0:53 (background: Soldier & Demo trying to reconcile at dinner)
1:01 *(Tracer?)*
1:09 (Fictionally, that’s my funeral 😂)
1:20 (COMBINE driving a COMBINE. Genius)
1:33 (Not those kind of balls 😂)
1:45 *(Soldier for Mortal Kombat 12 confirmed)*
1:59 (how idiots look)
2:06 (RIP Rubbert Ducky Jr, I am Duckorn Man)
2:17 (Poor Babies)
2:26 😂😂😂 (erecting an *ass)*
2:37 (Did Nathan Vetterlein really say this on his TH-cam channel 😂)
2:44 *(You are also UGLY!)*
2:50 (Batmagnets would be painful in real life, Scout 🙁)
2:58 (At least he saved a rabbit 😂)
3:22 (bathing brutally)
3:29 (umm, wut?)
3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)
3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)
@@--cob-- The heavy is dead?
Yes, he died
@@vendepapas_7267 *gasp!*
OH NO!
4:04 People bailing after storming Area 51 2019(colorized)
He predicted this all way back to the 2016!
Even 2019 has a colourized video.XD
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Full pyro translation: you're so weird, that even if I was buff and flying on a rocket with 2 red scouts and 2 blue scouts with antlers doing kazotskys kick and two baby scouts nodding their heads and other classes behind us with jetpacks and saying hi and I was doing a split while the music "who likes to party" by kevin MacLeod was playing, you would still seem like the weirder one.
Even if I was flyin' on a rocket with a buncha scouts doing kicks and people flyin' around with jetpacks, you'd still be the weirder one
Jeeze, Pyro, That’s Oddly Specific.
THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SONG UNDER KEVIN FOR LIKE A MONTH
Wot
SCP 049 agreed
2:10 Top 10 Brutal Spy Kills
😂😂😂😂
0:59 bro solider and demo in the back- WAIT SPY IS EVEN WITH SCOUTS MA-
3:08 The fact that his hands are so frickin clean after that
The fact that the WHITE bunny is completely clean tho
@@Stofferex no stop
That's when you know he's a clean freak
✨magic✨
what is the bunny chewing on??
Heavy: Killing you is full time job now.
Me: What's the salary?
the soul
Sandvich
1000$ for stabbed
5000$ per brain injury
7000$ per snapped head
10000$ per decapitation of the head
@@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson im gonna be rich boi
Four hundred thousand dollars
3:15 scout went from "check my loot" to "bro, what the frick"
2:31 I love how proud Scout looks about it.
2:09 the laugh makes it 1000% more funny
Exactly
Yep
Poor engy tho
2:14
2:15 😂😂😂
haha i love it, make more :D
NO I LOVE YOU MAKE MORE !!!
I bet he will!
maek more tf2 vidyas
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"Merasmus! I will pull a rabbit out of your a**" is such an underrated line
3:25 I'm pretty sure that's just Medic's day off?
Perhaps
As MEDIC main, I can confirm zat we use blood to take baths
Me to
3:21 I could actually see the Medic taking a bath of blood from his own team.
If the Meet the Medic outtakes are to be believed, blood is a critical component of the Medi Gun's healing beams. Perhaps blood baths are the secret to Medic's regenerating health?
I could honestly see that lmao
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Maybe Medics father was a vampire who showed him how make the medi-beam and stuff
@@benjaminoechsli1941 If you didn't know actually it's made from Bonk and Alcohol.
@@First_Napkin so that's why even when demo is not drinking he is still drunk
could be named ''literal fortress'' as well
the bat magnet with batman cracked me up as well xD
ayy :o Travin!
hey :)
hi
PUNZ!
lmao
1:38 can we just talk about how a man with one eye perfectly took out part of his anatomy perfectly without tools or anesthesia
He did scream after tho lol
Why do I believe soldier would actually send babies to fight heavy
Because he would
Definetly would
Ya
He would
@@Bzons now THATS what I call INFANT-RY
Not a real winglet video. No blue demoman with a party hat.
Or is there?
bwaaaaaa
+Bobby Ferg x files music plays
And no waveing sniper in the background...
that's what you think
A combine, driving a combine..
They make the best *combination*
Worst pun in the world award goes to
UT playz and scp-2521 congrats! The worst name and comment goes to you
@@RetroRage100 the world's best sarcasm award goes to this guy and what's that another award. And the world's worst living human on the planet award goes to you
UT playz and scp-2521 asdf refrence and you earned the unhuman being award!
@@WildRage_ world's best reference noticer award goes to david
I still love how Combine drives a Combine Harvester
0:38 scouts mom has unboxed scout!
Sadly her inventory is full and had to delete him.
@@eliasdex1236 abortion
@@AssetsBoblox she put scout down if you know what i mean
Hello guys and girls, welcome to my unboxing video!
@@dhararry7929
"Hi ma!"
"Your head's a freakin bat magnet!"
"I'm Batma-AAAAAAAAAAAA."
I thought it was my dad's a bat magnet cause it was spy
2:07 Personally my favorite.
Same
Same
@@isaac_madison9393 2:40 is my favorite
me too lol
Same
2:27, made me burst in tears.
3:53 well, that made me very uncomfortable to say the least.
*_screams in russian_*
dunno what you're saying i popped a boner
@@Levienci e
@@BeanieGoth ЧО ЕБАТЬ НАХУЙ РУССКИЕ ТУТ!
@@BeanieGoth ЧО СРАЗУ РОССИЯ ТО БЛЯТЬ
А НАХУЙ
me, having a pretty bad day:
randomly, my mind when i walk by a mirror: 2:48
That relatable and funny.
lol
That is me
Luiginett:you are also ugly
Um, funny?
3:10 engineer's way of hitting the woah
4:09 *DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY*
o
no u
-Is Nice-
😂
No explosions though
1:38 I can feel it through the screen
You can see the look of pure agony as he's holding his severed balls...
Every male in a ten mile radius: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
He’s got a lot of strength to only be screaming that loud
*the lion sleeps tonight intensifies*
Its just an empty hand
I just saw a Combine driving a combine, I can officially say that my life is complete now.
ikr
same
Mine too.
Combine on a combine
+Nod Lucario yo man, I heard you like combines, so I put combines in your combines.
1:24 i love how the combine is being driven by a combine
I just like it.
2:40 the expression on scouts face had me laughing for 10 mins
*WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST FREAKING SAID ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BETCH!*
@@caetana120 *"WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND OPINION"*
*"YOU ARE ALL SO UGLY"*
Me too
@@Hunterbud *"YEAH ITS A FREAKIN BAT MAGNET!"*
0:54
Well, that solves the mystery of who touched Sasha from Meet the Heavy.
*wait Just a Minute......*
What?
@@ellepo4638 watch "meet the heavy"
Wait.............thats DISGUSTING
Oh god scout no
when its scream fortress and merasmus appears for the 42069th time
2:58
nice.
this is basically if tf2 had family guy cut aways and I love it. also pyro's taunt visual is ingenious.
"What the hell did you just freakin' say about me you little bitch?"
I lost it there
Sammy same
I didn't know scout can actually say that in tf2.
Ewww so disgusting throw ass
Sammy Oh my gosh, I say that too when people talk smack about me.
2:39
0:57 We found out who touched Heavy's weapon
@Domino's bro it was easy
the real question: did he get consent
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@_ZXCV_ Your name perfectly matches with the lenny face
Alonso Himself my name is a threat
1:17 funny how it's raining on a funeral for pyro, the greatest pyromaniac who ever lived.
Only after Abraham Lincoln
*insert sad pyro noises*
Rest In Peace,
Pyromaniac in a can
4:04 What actually happens in the boys bathroom.
I LAUGHED SO FRICKIN' HARD, BRUH.
I can confirm. None of us actually use the bathroom.
Ok, the pyro one legitimately had my cry laughing it was completely unexpected and perfect
2:30 he winked. HE WINKED! xDDDD
Oh hell xD
He did :O
😏😏😏
Oh no
The fucKk
0:56 did anyone notice the spy dating scouts mom in the background?
And soldier dating demo.
Fordon Greemλn OMG I FINALLY NOTICED
Yes I noticed the- WHAT DEMO X SOLDIER?
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I'm pretty sure the the red demo man used to be best friends with the blue solider. There was an event on the game called 'war' and you had to play as either one of them to win something.
1:55 That is not anatomically possible, because as we all know, Heavy's soul was surgically removed by the Medic who added it to his own
I like to imagine Medic keeps Heavy’s soul in a jar somewhere
mostly for a killer “see? We’re soulmates!” bit
A combine...
Driving a combine...
Dear god I love this
PrototypeOne *COMBINECEPTION*
3:10 He was actually blowing scouts dumb face into his real face.
That's the joke
@@moodymoosh YEAH WE GET IT
@@Vapourless he didn't get it.
@@danthesalmon7362 hey, that's my line!
@@jaclynjohnson9293 That was mine too!
2:06 when Santa puts you on the naughty list
P.S imagine a French guy dressed like a terrorist walks into your room with a knife and stabs a rubber duck
Jokes on you! The only toy I own is in my basement!
@@mrmr_zoomie you guys are getting basements?
*y e s*
That's somehow funny
Not the duck
LMAOOOO Holy shit this is the best sfm video ive ever seen no joke
Sniper: Professionals have standards. Also sniper: eats soldiers brain and drops his pants in the middle of a battle and uses the bathroom then throws jars of pee at his enemy’s.
1. Be polite
2. Be efficient
3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Yeah, if throwing piss is efficient (in tf2 it is so efficient that jarate is forbidden at tournaments) and you do it politely then it doesn't break any standards
He has standards, very low standards but standards nun the less
@@f-man3274 What does the piss jar do to enemies, anyway?
He said standards. Didnt say how high
2:12 spy killin duck
Baby engineer crying
Spy:haha
Heavy incoming and killing spy
Spy yet
But it’s revealed that the spy has dead ringer and back stabs the heavy
SPY! NO KILLING ENGINEERS TOYS * heavy fucking murders the hell out of spy * engineer: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
heavy get new duck for ENGINEER
Mama heavy
Heavy: EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
2:10 are we just gonna ignore this?
*yes*
Yes
y e s
Me (heavy's voice): SPY! YOU ARE SO MEAN
Ignore what?
your SFM lighting is DELICIOUS
1:50 "Its hide is too thick! I must cut through it from the inside!" - Drax
That was funny lol
I have single handedly, vanquished the beast!
@@aguywholikesmilitary5394 *throws rock at Drax*
*You are an Englishman in a dress!*
*turns into Tracer*
Englishmann
cheers love the cavel is here!
+Ignas Antanaitis That is from Overwatch
+SonicHedgehog469 He knows that, that's why he said it...
That made me want to play Demoman