I already do, 11.7 in germany ground. Game is painful but if you like military you will enjoy it until you hit 2k hours and realize how stupid teams can be and how bad damage models are.
To be fair, taking damage doesn't cost money IRL. It would make more sense if taking damage was free, but healing had a cost, since that would be healthcare.
@@mitchryan257its cheaper on an individual basis than not. The taxation also isnt heavy across the board, so for the people in the lowest income brackets who barely pay taxes, these essential amenities are effectively free
@@porkfacethegreat426Under true communism they wouldn't charge anyone because money doesn't exist. Any country with a government or money is not communist
@@porkfacethegreat426 except instead of 1 rune for everyone, it would 0.0000000001 runes for each person. and everyone could take all the steps they want to :)
In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes
elden ring, but there’s a hole in the bottom of your cartoonishly large sack of money and every movement leaves a breadcrumb trail of little coins behind you
Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft
@@atan8986 I mean, world of tanks has premium ammo that costs to fire for anyone unwilling to grind for it. It certainly wasn't the idea that EA was against, it was its presentation.
@@adisca2k I don't play World of Tanks so I can't say much but wasn't it a free-to-play game, if so monetization from pay-to-win stuffs can't really be compared with $60-70 games where even normal bullets (from my understanding) cost real money. Also WoT can still be played in F2P way making premium ammos optional. But yeah, you are probably right about presentation since I don't understand about that part.
> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available > Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money > Exploits unpaid labor > Effortlessly blows past everything > Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore > Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...
Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all
3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.
@@mr.bucket3710 hi there, Senator Joseph McCarthy... why is your PFP from fallout? did you miss the part where those games are making fun of you? lmao
Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas: Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare? Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay? When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation? When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make? If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer? Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut? If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you? Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die? If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time? If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty? When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight? If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again? Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have? Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?
Normally I would skip the sponsor segments of videos. But since you were polite enough to let your viewers to know when it will be happening I guess I'll just have to show some kindness back and enjoy that ad-break.
statistically only like, two people are going to care but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect
man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP
That sounds a lot less like capitalism and more like the government, imposing taxes on the most absurd things in your life. BUT YEAH, I LAUGHED A LOT WITH THIS ONE XD
@@glasnost0oh man just wait until you hear that the same system you’re mocking actually gives people an objectively higher standard of living. And that that other one causes mass starvation.
@@justsomeguy6336 "taxes are silly and complicated because of regulatory capture by crony capitalist tax preparers" is the gentlest and most self-evident criticism of capitalism in the universe dude if your immediate thought reading that is that I want to abolish private property and put orphans in bread lines that's kind of on you
Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.
The more you make, the more you gotta pay - unless it's real life and you hit a certain level of capital, then you suddenly don't. Man, I love our rich elite overlords.
If you go to dragon communion church, and go down the ledge there is a little roundabout you can do to make the dogs fight the soldiers (may not be dragon communion church but its a similar place)
HEY YOU
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And what if I don't?
Targetted harassment
I already do, 11.7 in germany ground. Game is painful but if you like military you will enjoy it until you hit 2k hours and realize how stupid teams can be and how bad damage models are.
Nah
No, I respect myself
So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.
So this is actually the Scandinavian run of Elden Ring.
To be fair, taking damage doesn't cost money IRL. It would make more sense if taking damage was free, but healing had a cost, since that would be healthcare.
@@jahrfuhlnehmconsidering everyone pays for those things via heavy taxation, they aren’t free.
@@mitchryan257 no shit, but you're getting taxed whether you get the no-cost-to-you healthcare and the other things or not
@@mitchryan257its cheaper on an individual basis than not. The taxation also isnt heavy across the board, so for the people in the lowest income brackets who barely pay taxes, these essential amenities are effectively free
Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff
Additional tax writeoff for giving Thops 10 runes
Or scrolls and prayer books to Turtle Pope as a religious donation
@@imair1153 same with Coryn, but also should have needed to spend 10% to learn from them
Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.
Ron Paul: and one day, we'll return together - to our bunker, filled with bars of gold.
The taxation joke seemed like the most obvious and logical one to go for, that would’ve been a great video title and intro skit.
Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”
"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale."
Capitalism
And if it was communism they would charge everyone for each step he took 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@porkfacethegreat426Under true communism they wouldn't charge anyone because money doesn't exist.
Any country with a government or money is not communist
@@porkfacethegreat426 except instead of 1 rune for everyone, it would 0.0000000001 runes for each person. and everyone could take all the steps they want to :)
In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes
So real
Communist cope
@@nbomberguy44 silence bootlicker
@@nbomberguy44 cry harder
@@nbomberguy44 how is it cope if it's true?
"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
Idk about that one
Yeah, there's a point at which that's true, and then if you get rich enough it just stops.
something tells me he doesn't understand marginal tax rates and like, real life tbh lol
@@satyasyasatyasya5746He's a business owner, I think he understands taxes
@@Arrakiz666 just like in the video!
Least senile liberal
I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10
elden ring, but there’s a hole in the bottom of your cartoonishly large sack of money and every movement leaves a breadcrumb trail of little coins behind you
I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.
Same thing happened to me at 23:03 , "the Cathedral of Dragon Communism"
Haha that would be silly. That is the cat.
"What's up everybody it's me max0r"
Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft
🗿
Dont let EA personnel watch this video
Not like they are strangers to this idea
Wasn't it a guy from EA that suggested it costing money every time someone fired a bullet in a videogame?
@@bluecloud4652 yes and that guy got fired from EA because of his absurd idea (even by EA standard lol) from what I remember.
@@atan8986 I mean, world of tanks has premium ammo that costs to fire for anyone unwilling to grind for it. It certainly wasn't the idea that EA was against, it was its presentation.
@@adisca2k I don't play World of Tanks so I can't say much but wasn't it a free-to-play game, if so monetization from pay-to-win stuffs can't really be compared with $60-70 games where even normal bullets (from my understanding) cost real money. Also WoT can still be played in F2P way making premium ammos optional. But yeah, you are probably right about presentation since I don't understand about that part.
Ah yes, the “inflation” run. This was a fun one.
Rando no-hit vid when?
Look up "Elden Ring inflation" on your work computer to find out more!
rando no hit is finished
@@emmademontford3184 Obviously, and he's asking when it's gonna be edited and uploaded in the main channel
Ah yes, i remember this, look up Elden Ring Inflation
@@Russo_Von_CarnificiaI like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*
> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available
> Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money
> Exploits unpaid labor
> Effortlessly blows past everything
> Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore
> Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire
Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...
now talk about the amount of skill amd knowledge it took, as well as how much risk he took to make it happen.
@@omarfelix5287 are you defending bezos as a joke or are you just that stupid
I'm down to riff on the unethical rich as much as the next guy... but like only one of these applies.
@@omarfelix5287Workers make things happen
Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it
Margit, the Wallet Omen probably: "Thou art of passing bank balance. Old runes must pass through thy veins, Tarnished."
That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic
seems like this challenge has...
taken its toll
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
I forgot how cursed this run was
Honestly, Twiggy Cracked Tear is overpowered for this run.
He used it tho
Elden Ring: EA Edition
Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all
How rich do you think a person has to be to get tax breaks the way you are imagining them?
"Local Beff Jezos went broke hitting naked woman, cosumed demigods for sunken cost."
The cut at 17:46 is nuts, i replayed that so many times and it's so damn clean.
3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.
Elden Ring: Real Life Simulator
Miyazaki forcing Aggy to wait this long for the DLC has made him a capitalist😢
i LOVE this editing. the numbers around the runes is soo well done
it's part of mod, it was like that on stream
37:08 that falling animation was hilarious
8:58 More like, LilShaggy! LOL "He did the WeeeEEird COmbo, Scoob!"
Can we appreciate the editing on this video?? It's honestly so impressive
"just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
You got that one wrong chief!
You don’t understand economics.
@@justsomeguy6336you don't understand tax evasion
@@jplichta Do you have evidence for your claim?
@@justsomeguy6336 of course, what country do you want? Also universally, the rich pay less taxes in proportion to their income. Stop licking boots.
@@justsomeguy6336 exhibit one: Jeff Bezoz
"I don't have to try that hard" While fighting Beast Clergyman/Maliketh. The boss that nearly made me burn my house down
17:36 bro tried to parry the wind
"The more I make the more I gotta pay." -- damn, I wish that were real
Commie
@@mr.bucket3710 hi there, Senator Joseph McCarthy... why is your PFP from fallout? did you miss the part where those games are making fun of you? lmao
@@jacefairis1289LMFAOOO
@@mr.bucket3710 Proudly
@@linhilde Fasc and M@rxists get the no neck treatment for a reason.
When do we get a video on your incredible No Hit Random ?
7:56 But I thought this was a Jeff Bezos roleplay run?
Within one minute there's something wrong... I pay more in taxes than most billionaires.
something wrong with real life, indeed :P
@@satyasyasatyasya5746 Yes, It's called capitalism
@@Michal-je1hx more like people need to be educated on avoiding taxes.
@@Ed95366 I mean this will solve at least some of the problems lol
@@Michal-je1hxthat's got nothing to do with capitalism. if they would pay 1000 times more in taxes because they are rich, it can still be capitalism.
Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas:
Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare?
Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay?
When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation?
When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make?
If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer?
Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut?
If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you?
Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die?
If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time?
If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty?
When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight?
If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again?
Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have?
Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?
The "how will i ever recover financially from this" run
This run is genuinely the most emotion I've ever heard from this man and his dead soul
Normally I would skip the sponsor segments of videos. But since you were polite enough to let your viewers to know when it will be happening I guess I'll just have to show some kindness back and enjoy that ad-break.
They title should have been:
“Elden Ring by Activision”
Didn’t Activision publish FromSoftware’s previous game?
statistically only like, two people are going to care
but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect
lol
0:53 haha. yea it would make sense if it worked like that wouldn't it
Someone said nihil was covered by the warranty lmao
7:55 _"I can't let him kill my worker."_ That wasn't a very Jeff Bezos thing to say.
You know its going to be a good hour when Aggy uploads again
The Celebrant's weapons have never sounded so optimal
This mod is nuts! Serious props to the people who can do this stuff.
"This is literally elden ring I don't have to try that hard"
One DLC later:
Continued use of Bloodhound's Fang draws my ire, however, it is very in-character for Jeff Bezos, so I shall let it slide. For now.
I never noticed how bad the Fire Giants dental plan was. Can't even afford his bi-annual cleanings.
man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP
i would commit tax evasion in this run
did you know, jeff dosnt actually pay taxes, he just gets a lone from the bank every time.
This is what Elden ring would of been like if EA made it
3:28
"That's a little thing called free labor, baby!"
Aggy really IS turning into Jeff Bezos
communism when?
Now comrade
I feel like it would be pretty boring as a challenge run, because it would just be working well.
@@Arrakiz666OUR levels. Every time he levels up, every enemy also levels up
Never
Hopefully soon
Moving?
Fighting?
Dodging?
You want to do these things? They’re yours my friend, as long as you have enough runes
"The more I make, the more I gotta pay" bro lives in some kind of fantasy world where the rich pay their taxes lol
If EA created Elden Ring...
The irony of this video having a war thunder ad is just a cherry on top
E.A Execs *heavy breathing* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
If EA made Elden Ring:
55:48 that transition was so smooth it had be confused for a minute
I love American health care
14:46 you killed Patches and became the most literal Great Value Patches possible, given the run
Stop giving EA new ideas
I think this run has demonstrated how invaluable it is to run past enemies instead of just walking and letting them catch up to you
What if EA made Elden Ring:
This needs to be an actual speedrun category lmao
That sounds a lot less like capitalism and more like the government, imposing taxes on the most absurd things in your life.
BUT YEAH, I LAUGHED A LOT WITH THIS ONE XD
oh man just wait till you hear which economic system incentivizes all those absurd taxes
@@glasnost0oh man just wait until you hear that the same system you’re mocking actually gives people an objectively higher standard of living.
And that that other one causes mass starvation.
@@justsomeguy6336 "taxes are silly and complicated because of regulatory capture by crony capitalist tax preparers" is the gentlest and most self-evident criticism of capitalism in the universe dude
if your immediate thought reading that is that I want to abolish private property and put orphans in bread lines that's kind of on you
@@glasnost0 crony Capitalism is when no taxes.
Yeah go get educated
Ah, yes, socialism is when government. The more government there is, the more socialism.
the transition in the malenia fight from the first reposte to the second one made me so happy
Takes action economy to a whole new level.
Finally aggy feeds us with another banger
Malenia: I heard you have been talking shit. *turns the fight into a multi try fight*
"Just like real life, the more I make, the more I gotta pay".... in a better world, perhaps.
Gets bullied by tree dudes
Proceeds to no hit Godfrey
lmao
Gideon with all the extra spells he got from spying on you the whole game was a bit extra.
This run is what people mean when they say “there are two constants in life Death and Taxes”
Half of the new players : This game is hard AF 😧😭
Aggy : so today i made Elden Ring even more challenging than before ☺️☺️
“The more I make, the more I pay up” haha if only that were true.
31:58 Every Elden Ring first experience all the way through
"I will not let him kill my worker" he's already better than bezos
Now i wanna see you beat the game by immediately killing everything you seen. We shall call it "the toddler challenge"
Homie straight ignored the golden scarab for a while and decided to wear the lightest armor, what a legend
Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.
I don't think I've seen such a relatively passive gideon in my life
Lmao, bless that guy in chat who made the EAlden Ring joke.
Here's one: A mod where every time you die, all your controls are randomly remapped and you can't view or manually change them.
It turned from crazy challenge run to a normal playthrough halfway through the vid
Gideon getting revenge for all the times you kill him while talking.
The more you make, the more you gotta pay - unless it's real life and you hit a certain level of capital, then you suddenly don't.
Man, I love our rich elite overlords.
When you need that walking around money.
If you go to dragon communion church, and go down the ledge there is a little roundabout you can do to make the dogs fight the soldiers (may not be dragon communion church but its a similar place)
Morgott really laying the taxes heavy on the lands between
“It costs 400,000 runes to swing this weapon for 12 seconds”
Elden Ring, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck.
Mod in one last thing: when you’re out of souls you heavy roll and have 50% stamina