Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes
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And what if I don't?
Targetted harassment
I already do, 11.7 in germany ground. Game is painful but if you like military you will enjoy it until you hit 2k hours and realize how stupid teams can be and how bad damage models are.
Nah
No, I respect myself
So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.
So this is actually the Scandinavian run of Elden Ring.
To be fair, taking damage doesn't cost money IRL. It would make more sense if taking damage was free, but healing had a cost, since that would be healthcare.
@@jahrfuhlnehmconsidering everyone pays for those things via heavy taxation, they aren’t free.
@@mitchryan257 no shit, but you're getting taxed whether you get the no-cost-to-you healthcare and the other things or not
@@mitchryan257its cheaper on an individual basis than not. The taxation also isnt heavy across the board, so for the people in the lowest income brackets who barely pay taxes, these essential amenities are effectively free
"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
Idk about that one
Yeah, there's a point at which that's true, and then if you get rich enough it just stops.
something tells me he doesn't understand marginal tax rates and like, real life tbh lol
@@satyasyasatyasya5746He's a business owner, I think he understands taxes
@@Arrakiz666 just like in the video!
Least senile liberal
Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff
Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.
Ron Paul: and one day, we'll return together - to our bunker, filled with bars of gold.
The taxation joke seemed like the most obvious and logical one to go for, that would’ve been a great video title and intro skit.
In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes
"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale."
Capitalism
seems like this challenge has...
taken its toll
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
I forgot how cursed this run was
> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available
> Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money
> Exploits unpaid labor
> Effortlessly blows past everything
> Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore
> Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire
Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...
I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.
Same thing happened to me at 23:03 , "the Cathedral of Dragon Communism"
Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”
Ah yes, the “inflation” run. This was a fun one.
Rando no-hit vid when?
Look up "Elden Ring inflation" on your work computer to find out more!
rando no hit is finished
@@emmademontford3184 Obviously, and he's asking when it's gonna be edited and uploaded in the main channel
Ah yes, i remember this, look up Elden Ring Inflation
@@Russo_Von_CarnificiaI like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*
Dont let EA personnel watch this video
Not like they are strangers to this idea
Wasn't it a guy from EA that suggested it costing money every time someone fired a bullet in a videogame?
@@bluecloud4652 yes and that guy got fired from EA because of his absurd idea (even by EA standard lol) from what I remember.
@@atan8986 I mean, world of tanks has premium ammo that costs to fire for anyone unwilling to grind for it. It certainly wasn't the idea that EA was against, it was its presentation.
@@adisca2k I don't play World of Tanks so I can't say much but wasn't it a free-to-play game, if so monetization from pay-to-win stuffs can't really be compared with $60-70 games where even normal bullets (from my understanding) cost real money. Also WoT can still be played in F2P way making premium ammos optional. But yeah, you are probably right about presentation since I don't understand about that part.
That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic
Elden Ring: EA Edition
Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it
The cut at 17:46 is nuts, i replayed that so many times and it's so damn clean.
Honestly, Twiggy Cracked Tear is overpowered for this run.
He used it tho
I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10
i LOVE this editing. the numbers around the runes is soo well done
it's part of mod, it was like that on stream
Elden Ring: Real Life Simulator
When do we get a video on your incredible No Hit Random ?
"The more I make the more I gotta pay." -- damn, I wish that were real
Commie
@@mr.bucket3710 hi there, Senator Joseph McCarthy... why is your PFP from fallout? did you miss the part where those games are making fun of you? lmao
@@jacefairis1289LMFAOOO
@@mr.bucket3710 Proudly
@@linhilde Fasc and M@rxists get the no neck treatment for a reason.
Can we appreciate the editing on this video?? It's honestly so impressive
statistically only like, two people are going to care
but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect
This mod is nuts! Serious props to the people who can do this stuff.
Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all
Miyazaki forcing Aggy to wait this long for the DLC has made him a capitalist😢
They title should have been:
“Elden Ring by Activision”
Didn’t Activision publish FromSoftware’s previous game?
If EA Made Elden Ring:
The "how will i ever recover financially from this" run
communism when?
Now comrade
I feel like it would be pretty boring as a challenge run, because it would just be working well.
@@Arrakiz666OUR levels. Every time he levels up, every enemy also levels up
Never
Hopefully soon
"just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
You got that one wrong chief!
You don’t understand economics.
@@justsomeguy6336you don't understand tax evasion
@@jplichta Do you have evidence for your claim?
@@justsomeguy6336 of course, what country do you want? Also universally, the rich pay less taxes in proportion to their income. Stop licking boots.
@@justsomeguy6336 exhibit one: Jeff Bezoz
3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.
This run is genuinely the most emotion I've ever heard from this man and his dead soul
Someone said nihil was covered by the warranty lmao
55:48 that transition was so smooth it had be confused for a minute
i first saw this live and never expected to see it frl great job aggy love ur content
You know its going to be a good hour when Aggy uploads again
Lot of fun to watch and impressive af
i would commit tax evasion in this run
When you need that walking around money.
the transition in the malenia fight from the first reposte to the second one made me so happy
I love American health care
"The more I make, the more I gotta pay" bro lives in some kind of fantasy world where the rich pay their taxes lol
Finally aggy feeds us with another banger
3:28
"That's a little thing called free labor, baby!"
Aggy really IS turning into Jeff Bezos
When the most replayed part of the video is the sponsored section XD
Elden Ring, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck.
Just when you thought the Lands Between couldnt get worse
Moving?
Fighting?
Dodging?
You want to do these things? They’re yours my friend, as long as you have enough runes
E.A Execs *heavy breathing* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
This run is what people mean when they say “there are two constants in life Death and Taxes”
Lmao, bless that guy in chat who made the EAlden Ring joke.
If Elden ring was a live service game
If EA created Elden Ring...
Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas:
Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare?
Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay?
When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation?
When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make?
If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer?
Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut?
If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you?
Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die?
If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time?
If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty?
When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight?
If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again?
Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have?
Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?
Didn't take the Siofra elevator at the end of the run / 10.
The ad parts got me questioning what happened behind the scenes lol
Now i wanna see you beat the game by immediately killing everything you seen. We shall call it "the toddler challenge"
Wow. Awesome work aggy. You made difficult parts look easy. 👍
This is peak elden ring content, can't wait for the dlc
Here's one: A mod where every time you die, all your controls are randomly remapped and you can't view or manually change them.
Takes action economy to a whole new level.
Continued use of Bloodhound's Fang draws my ire, however, it is very in-character for Jeff Bezos, so I shall let it slide. For now.
Nice video as always and interesting challenge run, cheers from Germany
Within one minute there's something wrong... I pay more in taxes than most billionaires.
something wrong with real life, indeed :P
@@satyasyasatyasya5746 Yes, It's called capitalism
@@Michal-je1hx more like people need to be educated on avoiding taxes.
@@Ed95366 I mean this will solve at least some of the problems lol
@@Michal-je1hxthat's got nothing to do with capitalism. if they would pay 1000 times more in taxes because they are rich, it can still be capitalism.
I think this run has demonstrated how invaluable it is to run past enemies instead of just walking and letting them catch up to you
Jeff Besos as a thief, i see what you did there!
great video dude
I wanna do this for ds3 and 1, making me learn how to code productively, how dare. love the idea lad keep' it up
This needs to be an actual speedrun category lmao
Bro brought the economy to Elden ring
This is what Elden ring would of been like if EA made it
I will hate them for the rest of my life 2! 😂 interesting play through
Pov: elden ring if it was made by ubisoft
(Alternative title)
I don't think I've seen such a relatively passive gideon in my life
Gideon getting revenge for all the times you kill him while talking.
17:36 bro tried to parry the wind
this truly is the ea of dark souls games
Oh hey 1 minute, that’s pretty neat, love your videos btw
The best ad announcer ever 😂
Bro ended up bringing an economical depression to Elden Ring
37:08 that falling animation was hilarious
Malenia: I heard you have been talking shit. *turns the fight into a multi try fight*
Get this man a DLC, he's losing his LilMarbles out here
Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.
"There I helped" had me.
man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP
So Elden Ring made by EA? This is one microtransaction screen away from greatness
the ultimate real life experience
Wat. I have never seen that combo on Marge. Maybe I’m just stupid, but even after torch and punch only, where the fights are so long you actually just know every boss after that, Ive never come across that.
Like most ER Videos I watch my brain always jumps to the move I’d make, but that straight up gave me nothing.
Neither the diagonal downslash nor the double pirouette…
7:56 But I thought this was a Jeff Bezos roleplay run?
5:57 Elden Ring equivalent of reaction content lol
I like the idea of makong elden ring into a live service game. Sinilar to the random fog gates, you have to pay runes to enter areas. It would be neat if you could add to the challenge that the world doesnt reset when touching a site of grace
You could troll everyone by adding a 1 rune cost to using items at the start
I wanna see a collab somehow between you and jabo switching speed runs and see you try his fallout 4 challenges and vice versa
This what EA CEO wants us to do. Aggy playing as his little pawn
this gameplay is what it feels to live paycheck to paycheck
38:46 **Looks at rune** **PTSD triggered**