This is Trump Derangement Syndrome: when you desperately seek Trump's attention you do a bit about his sex life which is inconsequential. This "New Rule" is a bit weird, not to say obsessive Maher.
I can assure you, President Trump doesn't waste his time watching unintelligent vulgar people try desperately to be funny, but never will be. Pretty stupid and boring material.
@@Kurt77777 we know for a fact that Trump watches Real Time segments because he bitches about what Bill Maher says every other week. You can’t pretend he isn’t the thin skinned man-baby he is.
Now that’s the Bill Maher I know and love! Personally I think of all the reasons Bill mentioned, the last one was correct - after all his addiction to Adderall has those kinds of side effects!
No. This is cringe, and sad. And not at all funny. The Obsession that is Trump Derangement Syndrome is f**king weird. And this bit is an example of Maher thinking nonstop about Orange Man.
It's so cool you watch Bill in New Zealand. Although the whole world is looking at our country and think there's a lot of crazies here. I'm embarrassed at the stupidity of my fellow Americans.
His staff of writers probably listened to him rant on this and then put together the best and funniest parts of what he said. If you listen to his podcast you would know this is definitely Bill and not just his writers.
@@stephaniechampion7260 It is imperative to hear your thoughts out loud to know if they are making sense to someone else. Writers sit around talking thoughts out either among themselves or out loud alone before they know it will work. Bill has probably had this boiling on a back burner for a while.
And let's hope to God that he is never re-elected to lead this country again. He is unhinged and crass as F. He's an embarrassment to our country. Pray for us in the USA.
This was spectacular. The way he kept on diverting our attention towards a "juicy" topic just to troll him about his lack of prowess was a thing of beauty and the perfect example of comedic storytelling! Bill, you're on a roll and I love your show!
@@KlausSgroi No. He writes his own material for his comic career, but he puts this show together with a team of writers. I’m sure he participates and punches things up though.
@@huntercalgary Could not agree more. I was going to make the same comment and saw this. It almost sounds like a crazy hyped up laugh track. Where do these people come from?
This one will go down in the books for a loooong time - and will also age very well. No holds barred - historic and hilarious. Thank you Mr. Maher - ✌️❤️🇨🇦
The Maher bit that had Trump show his birth certificate to prove his was nt spawned by a orangatange was the best. He said he would give trump 5 million dollars. Trump bit. Showed his birth cert. That was a copy just like obamas that trump denied. Trump tried to sue maher for the 5 million. Clownshow trump at his best.
@@ogionwiz and you're what comes out of Pavlov's dog and we have to carry around plastic bags and pick it up! I just thought of something, it's a perfect definition for the Maga crowd, they just walk around shitting in everyone's yard and then make the rest of us clean it up!💙
@@marthashandley2637 well, you are laughing when you hear a pathetic joke, but it is about Trump. So what I've said is true. You have replied with childish attempt of insult based on nothing. But its ok, I didn't expect any smart reply from any leftists. But please, tell me, what is funny about assumption that Trumps dick doesn't work? Lets even pretend that it is true, and for some reason you care. So what exactly is funny?
@@lisamariebarker6816 What's funny is how delusional the left is. You think you're so relevant and important and that everyone cares what you have to say. Of course President Trump isn't going to respond because he's not watching, doesn't care, and isn't as childish as Bill Maher and his viewers.
I hadn't thought about it before Bill mentioned it, and I really don't want to know, but it is weird that we haven't heard anything about it. "A cult leader who's not restrained by his wife, his options, or his morals." Priceless!
Aahhh, Bill...SO needed a GOOD Laugh this evening!!....have a GREAT New Week...(i just KNOW you're keeping tRUMP alive for the Show!!).....gonna be an interesting year!
BILL'S WRITERS ARE BRILLIANT, I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE BILL, OR AGREE WITH HIM AS AN OLD LADY OF 80, BUT THIS WAS GREAT, I CAN ALSO ASSURE HIM, I AM NOT, "DOING tRUMP," OR HE'D NOT EVEN HAVE A MUSHEROOM SHAPED DICK, BUT A STUMP!!
This has been a great day for me. This morning I heard that Ukrainian troops were in Kherson and then Bill made me laugh out loud for 10 minutes. Thanks Bill!
Bill, you outdid yourself with this one. I recorded your show last night and had to keep rewinding to catch lines I missed due to laughing so hard. We all know he watches your show and you know he wont be able to not respond in some way. Bill, you are a genius and a national treasure. Love you ♥️
@@kevinbishop6582 Yes, yes Trump does care, and will demand to see this because of his vanity, and then won't understand the humor and become insulted, and will then attempt to strike back. Which makes this joke even better!
Even if he sees this, he may not perceive it as an insult. What’s the message here-that Former Guy is a playboy and must be getting some on the side? That has always been part of the public image he has cultivated! The possibility that he’s not up to doing all that much-which Bill finally acknowledges-is the only thing that might set him off. In his conclusion, Bill pulls that particular punch; but it probably comes closest to the truth.
Really? Idk man whats wrong with you guys that this gets you off? I'm not a fan of Trump but I didn't laugh once. Must be just those that laugh at snl as well. One fawked sense of humor.
@@societylost4344 What's funny isn't the subject (Bill couldn't care less who's blowing Dump), it's all about the troll. This will give that thin-skinned narcissistic lying traitor a stroke. Seriously Dude, we don't care if you have no sense of humour, but do you have to be a dark cloud over the rest of us? Go be boring somewhere else.
If I'm ever elected to any office, I will use this wonderful rant as the template for every speech I am obligated to make. Great writing, five gold stars and a question mark 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟❓
Ugh! Please stop. That's the umpteen millionth "knock out punch". And every single previous one turned out to be celebrating too soon. I want to see real consequences for him, too. But let's wait into they actually come.
Who wants a ruler with only 4" on it. You can't even get a sheep with that they will say Baahhhh go screw yourself, Wee hands Mc Nodick . At least it looks big in his tiny hands even though they stroke is only a half and inch movement. He couldn't molest Topo Gigo with something that small ,right Eddie.
The passing of Midterms is the difference. Our "late-night" TV comedians (incl. Maher, Oliver, Noah, Bee, and Stewart) are the barometers/seismometers of pressure and stress in American society. Occasionally, they also serve as relief valves.
He was convinced the Red Wave Republicans were promising was going to happen. Now everyone has breathed a sigh of relief. I knew the polls couldn't be right. NO WAY women, especially young women, were going to just shrug at RvW and say "oh well, nothing to do here". I have a Millenial and a GenZ. I KNOW they don't answer their phones or volunteer for polls. So why did every pollster ignore these facts?
I threw my napkin at him last week. I never thought there was going to be a red wave and was pissed with his comment about the dems getting their ass handed to them on a platter. You got it really wrong Maher, you should have taken Michael More more seriously. He knew, I knew, you didn't. But thanks for manning up, I forgive you.
Damn... That was epic! I'm glad Bill is getting back to what he's good at. I was getting tired of hearing about how woke everyone is every week. THIS is the kind of material I love Bill Maher for.
@@MultiUnreal I agree, but imo he got a lot of milage out of that topic and it was getting repetitive. Good comedy is about the element of surprise, exhibited excellently here, and the woke bit was getting a little stale.
This one is historic. Nowhere, no way, no how has anyone ever come up with a troll of this magnitude. I bow to your comedic genius.
Yes!
Just wow, sometimes. Good on ya, Bill
I think Captain Ho Lee Fuk and his crew still takes troll of the century, but this was pretty sic
Hey Mango where you been? 🙂
This is Trump Derangement Syndrome: when you desperately seek Trump's attention you do a bit about his sex life which is inconsequential.
This "New Rule" is a bit weird, not to say obsessive Maher.
This needs to be posted to Truth Social!
Knowing that he's watching this and fuming puts a smile on my face.
Knowing you people think this puts a giant one on mine lmao so deluded
I can assure you, President Trump doesn't waste his time watching unintelligent vulgar people try desperately to be funny, but never will be. Pretty stupid and boring material.
He saw your comment too 😅
@@Kurt77777 we know for a fact that Trump watches Real Time segments because he bitches about what Bill Maher says every other week. You can’t pretend he isn’t the thin skinned man-baby he is.
@@n1kobefan
Looks like Bill managed to troll you AND Trump😂
One of the best 'new rule' segments I've seen to date. Keep asking the questions no one else will. Two thumbs up.
Now that’s the Bill Maher I know and love! Personally I think of all the reasons Bill mentioned, the last one was correct - after all his addiction to Adderall has those kinds of side effects!
I know the answer it’s the female dog named cannon that’s why she is stuck to him
This was the best bill Maher I've ever seen ! Fukkin genius!!
"She won't even give him hand."
I was on floor for that one.
Trump's hand has no hair..... That's proved when he holds it up during his speeches.
May be she doesn't like tiny hands🤣🤣🤣
It's not in her contract!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS is how to bait a narcissicist
He will surely reply because he can’t resist it 😂
I think that what Bill said at the end is more likely than not. For most men of that age the prostate is the culprit.
@@magicmarker7047 At least some good news for Melania
@@magicmarker7047 His age, terrible diet, drugs, etc. The mushroom is probably completely kaput.
Yup. Maher is clearly a master baiter.
This was great. Maher at his best. The fact it was on Trump is icing on the cake.
Hats off to the “Real Time” team for this one. Classic!
It was especially good!!! 💖
"has the loyalty of a pet scorpion" - That was a genius line.
This is the comment I was looking for haha
That and the Nick Cannon line
"Lindsey Graham could be involved" - LOL
I loved that line, too 🤣
The best!!!
Lindsey Graham is an Incel
He just hasn't met the right girl yet I tell you
Lady Lindsey is def involved.
Genius writing. Brilliant delivery.
This has to be one of your best bits on this show. Bravo !
The very last sentence is pure genius. Well done Bill. One of your best.
Shut up lol
No. This is cringe, and sad. And not at all funny. The Obsession that is Trump Derangement Syndrome is f**king weird. And this bit is an example of Maher thinking nonstop about Orange Man.
@@a.i.8583 don’t watch!
Answer: He is F***ing everybody, and has been for 6 years!
@@a.i.8583 you got no humor! The fact that it's all true make it even more hilarious.
It was a long walk, but boy was it worth it. Thanks Bill, sometimes the bully has it coming. Sincerely, A Suburban Housewife
You are totally correct!
Who hurt you?
Not only worth it, but needed. Melania probably watched that and had her first heartfelt smile in over 6 years.
And EVERY step of that long walk was amazing.
From New Zealand, im a super fan, touche Bill, excellent comedy and humor, very well done Sir
It's so cool you watch Bill in New Zealand. Although the whole world is looking at our country and think there's a lot of crazies here. I'm embarrassed at the stupidity of my fellow Americans.
Bill, this may be THE funniest thing you've ever written and delivered with perfection. Absolutely beyond fantastic.
he has a staff of writers
@@chrisbrown2211 He would have to. The bit kept going and going, one hilarious statement after another. Record-setting laughs. Are you on his staff?
@@bonnieforman9700 no
His staff of writers probably listened to him rant on this and then put together the best and funniest parts of what he said. If you listen to his podcast you would know this is definitely Bill and not just his writers.
@@stephaniechampion7260 It is imperative to hear your thoughts out loud to know if they are making sense to someone else. Writers sit around talking thoughts out either among themselves or out loud alone before they know it will work. Bill has probably had this boiling on a back burner for a while.
Without a doubt, hands down, the most laser beam sharp New Rule ever. Absolutely brilliant, and Best of Bill funny.
How he did this whole skit for 8 minutes without even cracking once is amazing!
He does have the occasional smirk of self approval
Very good writing. 👍
He almost did but he restrained himself.
WHY CAN'T WE UNEARTH HIS BONE................HYSTERICAL. BEST LINE EVER.
The writers deserves a yuuuuge bonus for this MASTERPIECE!
You are like Pavlov's dog, conditioned to laugh after hearing "Trump"
“The loyalty of a pet scorpion” !! Love this.
lol that’s the one joke in the segment I didn’t get.
Is the implication they’re prone to stinging you, or that they’re prone to running away?
@@robynsun_love both
I was in tears with this. LMFAO!
Just found you on TH-cam (I'm from UK). Thank you for making me laugh so much about this ex president nutcase! You are brilliant.
And let's hope to God that he is never re-elected to lead this country again. He is unhinged and crass as F. He's an embarrassment to our country. Pray for us in the USA.
This was spectacular. The way he kept on diverting our attention towards a "juicy" topic just to troll him about his lack of prowess was a thing of beauty and the perfect example of comedic storytelling! Bill, you're on a roll and I love your show!
He's not giving trump the rub he's giving libs the rub it's sarcasm you don't get it.
@@garysatterlee7430 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 you keep telling yourself that.
@@garysatterlee7430 Ok Gary, keep living in Fantasy Land with unicorns that can fly.
@@garysatterlee7430 giving libs the rub? 😂🤦🏻♂️😂 how much is a Trump only fans subscription and do you get the 🍄 pics or are they extra?
so boring.... so vulgar... so old fashioned.... Not funny, just boring.
That was the best yet Bill!!! Priceless!! Your writers need a raise because that was perfection.
I thought he himself wrote the script. Doesn't he?
@@KlausSgroi No. He writes his own material for his comic career, but he puts this show together with a team of writers. I’m sure he participates and punches things up though.
@@KlausSgroi All famous comedians above a certain level, have writers.
Bill is awesome in this episode!!!
You were on fire tonight Bill. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
then you would fit perfectly in his audience of seals.....lol
@@huntercalgary Could not agree more. I was going to make the same comment and saw this. It almost sounds like a crazy hyped up laugh track. Where do these people come from?
I couldn't disagree more. This was the weakest segment I may have ever seen of his.
@@nomadtrails I was agreeing with @huntercalgary, not the original poster...
You tryna buy a bridge or na?
This one will go down in the books for a loooong time - and will also age very well. No holds barred - historic and hilarious. Thank you Mr. Maher - ✌️❤️🇨🇦
This performance deserves an Emmy!
The Maher bit that had Trump show his birth certificate to prove his was nt spawned by a orangatange was the best. He said he would give trump 5 million dollars. Trump bit. Showed his birth cert. That was a copy just like obamas that trump denied. Trump tried to sue maher for the 5 million. Clownshow trump at his best.
This is one of the best "New Rules" and a great question!
My faith in Bill Maher was restored. This is pure brilliance!
You are like Pavlov's dog, conditioned to laugh after hearing "Trump"
can u see my comment
@@peorakef I never lost my faith in BIll Maher!
@@ogionwiz and you're what comes out of Pavlov's dog and we have to carry around plastic bags and pick it up! I just thought of something, it's a perfect definition for the Maga crowd, they just walk around shitting in everyone's yard and then make the rest of us clean it up!💙
@@marthashandley2637 well, you are laughing when you hear a pathetic joke, but it is about Trump. So what I've said is true. You have replied with childish attempt of insult based on nothing. But its ok, I didn't expect any smart reply from any leftists. But please, tell me, what is funny about assumption that Trumps dick doesn't work? Lets even pretend that it is true, and for some reason you care. So what exactly is funny?
Comedy Gold. I almost couldn't believe how long he kept it going.
Great Stuff Bill. ⭐
Kept it going much longer than Trump probably can these days!
Who else is waiting for a response from Don to this? And there will be one....for sure.
So funny, I actually started the timer!~~~~
@@lisamariebarker6816
What's funny is how delusional the left is. You think you're so relevant and important and that everyone cares what you have to say. Of course President Trump isn't going to respond because he's not watching, doesn't care, and isn't as childish as Bill Maher and his viewers.
You know it!!!
The Donald is too busy celebrating the Republican win in the election.
I am. It'll be like watching a bass being reeled in. Lots of floundering around and the joke on the fish is that it's a catch-and-release sport.
Priceless entertainment. Hilarious. Perfect timing !
Brilliant writing and incredible delivery! had to listen to this twice!
I hadn't thought about it before Bill mentioned it, and I really don't want to know, but it is weird that we haven't heard anything about it. "A cult leader who's not restrained by his wife, his options, or his morals." Priceless!
And true. Who cares about the Donald and his (im)possible sex life anyway? Still kind of it intriguing...
He's restrained by his options because he only likes blondes
It's Maggie Haberman
@@pumpkineater629 Hahaha. 🤯
We even know about Eisenhower's and Hoover's sex lives... so, Trump should be a no-brainer.
Aahhh, Bill...SO needed a GOOD Laugh this evening!!....have a GREAT New Week...(i just KNOW you're keeping tRUMP alive for the Show!!).....gonna be an interesting year!
This was THE EPIC troll. Great job. Can’t stop laughing. That delivery 🔥🔥🔥. Now that’s straight comedic genius. Keep it up 👍🏾
It was perfection (*chef's kiss)
BILL'S WRITERS ARE BRILLIANT, I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE BILL, OR AGREE WITH HIM AS AN OLD LADY OF 80, BUT THIS WAS GREAT, I CAN ALSO ASSURE HIM, I AM NOT, "DOING tRUMP," OR HE'D NOT EVEN HAVE A MUSHEROOM SHAPED DICK, BUT A STUMP!!
Too bad Donald can't.
This has been a great day for me. This morning I heard that Ukrainian troops were in Kherson and then Bill made me laugh out loud for 10 minutes. Thanks Bill!
Russia made an agreement with Germany and are keeping 40% of Ukraine.
Great work Bill, keep up the good work.
Just found this. OMG! Can't stop laughing. Has to be one of the funniest "You tube" videos ever. "Not hung like it should be" I am hysterical.
Bill, you outdid yourself with this one. I recorded your show last night and had to keep rewinding to catch lines I missed due to laughing so hard. We all know he watches your show and you know he wont be able to not respond in some way. Bill, you are a genius and a national treasure. Love you ♥️
he watches it by accident
I had to forward this to my kids, we all live in Australia, Bill’s best work y et !
I seriously doubt he watches this show. He’s been getting unhinged
insults for the past 6 years. Does someone actually think he cares at this point?😂
@@kevinbishop6582 Yes, yes Trump does care, and will demand to see this because of his vanity, and then won't understand the humor and become insulted, and will then attempt to strike back.
Which makes this joke even better!
Even if he sees this, he may not perceive it as an insult.
What’s the message here-that Former Guy is a playboy and must be getting some on the side? That has always been part of the public image he has cultivated!
The possibility that he’s not up to doing all that much-which Bill finally acknowledges-is the only thing that might set him off.
In his conclusion, Bill pulls that particular punch; but it probably comes closest to the truth.
That monologue was absolutely SAVAGE
Totally. And I'm a bona fide Savage.
Really? Idk man whats wrong with you guys that this gets you off? I'm not a fan of Trump but I didn't laugh once. Must be just those that laugh at snl as well. One fawked sense of humor.
@@societylost4344 What's funny isn't the subject (Bill couldn't care less who's blowing Dump), it's all about the troll. This will give that thin-skinned narcissistic lying traitor a stroke. Seriously Dude, we don't care if you have no sense of humour, but do you have to be a dark cloud over the rest of us? Go be boring somewhere else.
@@JeffBondOO7 Comedy? Comedy is dead! Because of you guys! Don't you guys attack comedians when they say shit that offends you?
@@JeffBondOO7 nobody thinks snl is funny either except people who worship celebrities.
If I'm ever elected to any office, I will use this wonderful rant as the template for every speech I am obligated to make. Great writing, five gold stars and a question mark 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟❓
As an avid fan I must say this show tonight was spectacular kudos to the writers and of course to Bill Maher 🤓
th-cam.com/video/7r6rG36z0Eo/w-d-xo.html
Pure genius Bill`s team surpassed itself with this episode!
I must say I HATE the audience. Clapping like seals for anything Bill says, even when it’s not an important meaningful point
Whose blowing Donald trump bill Maher is
One of the best monologues in a long while 👍
" she won't even give him hand !"
Priceless........🎯
If you rated this on a 1 thru 10 l would give it a 1,000. Great job Bill.
I give it a 1. Bill is far from being a comedian
@@a.i.8583 😂
@@a.i.8583 Heya @A I , I agree but that was a beauty, for a guy playing catch+up, eh ?
This piece, is one of the, if not the best ever. Flawless and seamless 😂😂😂.
Absolutely a Classic. "Well, maybe there is a problem"!!! You've done it again Bill.
“Lindsey Graham could be involved”😂😂😂
😅😂😂that's a good one .Miss Lindsey is crying for the Donald😂
And right after the Graham reference, Bill mentioned Hannity, too. That was a bit hard to catch with the laughter aimed at Graham.
The Mike Pence joke... damn that was good.
I literally laughed out loud at that. Brilliant!
That pause before the punchline was delicious
Masterclass in joke telling.
Wow!!!!!!!!!!😂
Bill will be hearing from Pence and Graham's lawyers/spokeman on Monday. 🤣😂🤣
One of the very best New Rules of all time!! Every line, the whole build up, the delivery. Just perfect.
This was outstanding. It's not often something makes me literally laugh out loud but I was in stitches throughout this.
You are like Pavlov's dog, conditioned to laugh after hearing "Trump"
"Mike Pence--because it's not hung right"
One of Maher's best and funniest bits. Bill has been so serious lately its nice to see him be silly again.
This is one of his best commentaries ever.
Can't unearth his bone - oh my god that one made me laugh so hard I choked!!!
OMG,this was the most hilarious skit I’ve heard from Bill in quite awhile. 😂
OHH EMMM GEEEEEE !!!!! how fucking dramatic.
@@kizmetgraphics No, you're just bitter.
Maher a turncoat lightweight showing his lowest depths.
Damn! Bill really threw it down with this one. I was laughing so hard.
Nice and I mean NICE to see Bill more LIGHT HEARTED here and STILL make an F’ing point that needed to be made 😂💜😂💜🤘
The Mike Pence gag was priceless!!!!
This was just what I needed! Thank you Bill, I think you're awesome👍
We all benefited from this magnificent presentation.
Yeah I really needed this. I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. Bill knocked it out of the park with this one.
Much needed comic relief. Worthy of watching a 2nd time. Thanks Bill!
I would guess Margie Greene!! yuk!!!
@@cathybohl8715 I shuddered at the mere thought…
This makes the last two years worthwhile.
@@cathybohl8715 He just can't look down lol
As the minutes wore on I kept wondering, why is Bill so fixated on this subject? Until I realized it’s one epic troll. 😂. Well done sir.
Several of Bill's guests have said that DJT is fucking Ivanka.
Bill and all of the fascist Trump haters are just jealous that they'll never have the women, money, and fame that President Trump has had.
A very funny bit, and I hope we never get answers... And let's not ask again, please!
Bill wishes. he could roll naked in Trumps money.
An maybe The Chump will respond to this Bill's big brain move.
Judge Cannon, Kari Lake, Alina Hobba, just name a few
Alina Habba
“Why can’t we unearth his bone?” I died !!!
Perfect setup, execution and delivery. Every bit. What a genius.
That was the knock out punch 👏👏👏
Ugh! Please stop. That's the umpteen millionth "knock out punch". And every single previous one turned out to be celebrating too soon. I want to see real consequences for him, too. But let's wait into they actually come.
Who wants a ruler with only 4" on it. You can't even get a sheep with that they will say Baahhhh go screw yourself, Wee hands Mc Nodick . At least it looks big in his tiny hands even though they stroke is only a half and inch movement. He couldn't molest Topo Gigo with something that small ,right Eddie.
There are some things that just can’t be bought ! Bill is the best !
"The loyalty of a pet scorpion".
Great line.
I was laughing so hard 😂!
Watched it multiple times already and I am in stitches.
But Bill is right, we need to "unearth his bone"
"Because it's not hung like it should be" may be the greatest punch line of all time.
Yeah they should give that writer a big bonus.
Love Bill - this one, probably the 2nd best! 1st best, your last weeks "goodbye to democracy". Always spot on.
I am the age that I started watching him when he started to work. Thank you sooo much!
Well written and flawlessly executed by Bill! Absolutely Brilliant!!
Bill going hard in the paint at the end. Love it
Maybe he is hiding them in his secret room in his Mar a Lago suite!
Lol, this was amazing. I needed a funny new rules after last week.
I love how last week’s new rules was dark and ominous and this week it’s the exact opposite: light and hilarious 😅
The passing of Midterms is the difference.
Our "late-night" TV comedians (incl. Maher, Oliver, Noah, Bee, and Stewart) are the barometers/seismometers of pressure and stress in American society.
Occasionally, they also serve as relief valves.
He was convinced the Red Wave Republicans were promising was going to happen. Now everyone has breathed a sigh of relief. I knew the polls couldn't be right. NO WAY women, especially young women, were going to just shrug at RvW and say "oh well, nothing to do here". I have a Millenial and a GenZ. I KNOW they don't answer their phones or volunteer for polls. So why did every pollster ignore these facts?
@@PogueMahone1 you forgot the father of them all, Colbert lol
Why it’s almost as if Liberals are manic or something…
I threw my napkin at him last week. I never thought there was going to be a red wave and was pissed with his comment about the dems getting their ass handed to them on a platter. You got it really wrong Maher, you should have taken Michael More more seriously. He knew, I knew, you didn't. But thanks for manning up, I forgive you.
Damn... That was epic! I'm glad Bill is getting back to what he's good at. I was getting tired of hearing about how woke everyone is every week. THIS is the kind of material I love Bill Maher for.
Me too, I thought he was becoming a republican against wokeness, whew that was a close one.
Maybe you should take the hint. Hardcore liberals are sick of woke shit.
@@MultiUnreal I agree, but imo he got a lot of milage out of that topic and it was getting repetitive. Good comedy is about the element of surprise, exhibited excellently here, and the woke bit was getting a little stale.
@@mllerref That’s because it wasn’t really a bit, he was genuinely expressing his feelings about woke culture.
@Dean F. You’re either lying, or Bill Maher’s show it literally the only thing you watch.
😂🤣😅 Maher you make my day 🎉😂🤣😅
That was awesome. Greetings from The Netherlands.
Bill on fire tonight!🔥 🤣
Master troll class of historic proportions in session! 😊
This was the most lethal new rule in the history of the show. What an epic troll. Bill Maher is a genius.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Except he doesnt write his own material.
Ms. Lindsey Graham is most definitely involved!!! 😏
This wasn't a good troll at all.
@@dimitriousdevilboon7714 neither does your Mom
A "genius" because he's trying to taunt the most tauntable person on the planet? You know he didn't invent trolling, right?
❤ Love how Bill always makes me laugh!!!!👍
You’re always funny. Occasionally hilarious. This is genius.
This was epic. I watched back to back. That's right two times in a row. Was the funniest ever. Did Bill write this? Funny, funny, funny. Thank you!
@Michaella Stern he always writes his ending monologues
Yep. I had to hit re-watch immediately after watching the 1st time. This was epic and a masterclass of comedic delivery. 🙏🤣
God Bless Bill Maher. This is the best routine he ever did, and he has delivered thousands of epic monologues)
Wouldn't say his best but yeah was amazing lol
I love it,"WHAT IF HE'S A LOSER"👍
I’ve watched this many times and have laughed the same as the first time. The best New Rule to date.
Like Pavlov's dog you were conditioned to laugh after hearing "Trump"
This is one of the most EPIC BURNS of all time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now *that* was a punchline for the ages. 😂
Bill you are a national treasure
He went from focussing on tabloid crap (like us) to making a great point about male insecurity (like a master). This is the best of Bill Maher.
It is kinda amazing they can keep that stuff out of the news. Amazing work by his team.
Whenever someone guarentees you theres no problem, thats almost always a sign that theres a problem 😂
Specially if extra activity is taking place in the background.
Especially T as he always says the opposite of the truth or projects
Move along people, there is nothing to see here!
Here's some commas for you to use in the future so you don't look like a Republican illiterate. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Mushroom-boy" uses PROPECIA for hair baldness,
and some of the side-effects are E.D. 🍄😂😂
That was a good one. Thanks Bill.
Absolutely brilliant! Way to go Bill!!!
“All the loyalty of a pet scorpion.”
Sums up his crew beautifully
mind you it's the best of pet scorpions!
Sums him up perfectly too. You get what you deserve.
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The greatest. Other scorpions, total disasters. These scorpions…beautiful
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You can judge a man by the company he keeps.
I normally don't comment but Bill you are on one tonight. Love it!!