Markiplier Animated | SHUT UP NURSE!!
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_"I'd like to thank my Nurse-"_
_"SHUT UP NURSE"_
XD
May I ask how you do that font?
LMFAO
Cameron Jourda
I know what’s best
"If you trust me with your life, you made a bad decision."
-Dr. Iplier, 2013
Tewnsa SHUT UP NURSE!!!!
Nooooooo
f I can go back and change everything, I'd keep this decision.
Wade Wilson is he your doctor?
I showed this to my mom because she works as a nurse, and halfway through the video she says "That's actually how the doctors treat the nurses."
Jashei Hana NAOOOOO
DEAR GOD, Im dying but that sounds really bad. I hope she was playing XD.
Lmao
LMFAO
Really? There's 1.23 billion well over that but that many Markiplier surgeons!? Who say shut up nurse!??! Oh boy.....
Sorry, Mark. Bob just couldn't stomach it.
Oh no that's a horribly funny pun. XD
tctn
+Weavile Force somewhat heart less but pretty funny
+Weavile Force I guess he didn't put his whole HEART into it.
I... I... I don't get the joke here...
A better medical drama than Grey's Anatamy, ER, and House combined.
Tristan Smith Not House that show was great man.
Tristan Smith I totally agree
House was awesome!
Bruh you trippin, house was amazing. Everything else you said is true though.
Forgot DrStrange
i learned not to trust Markiplier with your organs.
Me too
You can trust me with your organs. If you have a death wish
Tooky Tocan l
Candy Queen SHUT UP NURSE!!
I'm not just any nurse, I'm Markiplier's nurse!
XD
mark: and i'd like to thank my nurse.
nurse: oh why thank you ma-
mark: SHUT UP NURSE!!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!
is it just me or is even the animated mark cute :3
I KNOW WHATS BEST
its not just u
yaaay
ya know the surgeon simulator games scare me ;-; so many people fail at it,and yet im gonna get kidney surgery soon .~. im screwed if animated mark is the doc....fyi,yes he is kinda cute
haha and good luck
0:35 No, Markiplier, you do not know what is best. Wilford Warfstache knows what's best!
Hehe true
JesseRoxII SHUT UP NURSE!!!
JesseRoxII no mooooooooooooooooooooooother knows best
JesseRoxII j
Grace still play
He says the same thing I do when something's not working XD "COOPERATE WITH ME!!!!"
RoselaSinclaire I do this at work when the bags don't want to open: I work at Ross: Dress for Less and the bags stick together and don't want to come apart and open. So fricking annoying! So of course I'm screaming this in my head!
Ha! My mother is a nurse so I will sometimes say that to her
+SydneyIzMe Don't be disrespectful to your pet Moth. :/
XD
+RoselaSinclaire
I say ' Und jetzt, a few minutes of gasing, and wir sind vertig!'
The end was so touching
:sniffle:
:wipes tear:
rest in pepperoni bob rip
+Matthew R XD
+Matthew R lol
+Matthew R k *puts it in the patients face* their we go!
Lizzy Love SHUT UP NURSE!!
Wow...this was Lixian...who would have known that he would end up being the best editor that Mark has ever had
Right?!?!
Mark you don't know whats best, Wilfred warfstache knows whats best
wilford takes shit from nobody!
Brentl Ticman Wilfred needs to be a doctor
raptoryt when you mess with him your gonna get bloody
SimplyBellaCara OH NO HE'S DEAD
Peril Cipher wilford warfstache knows what's best
Mark: "If you trust me with your life, you have made a terrible decision."
Me: *cries* If I wasn't gonna die I would trust ya with my life, Markimoo!!
Dark
@@grumpypants2066 Oh it gets darker.
"Shut up Nurse" probably one the most quoted things from Markiplier.
SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHATS BEST!
"Where's the blacksmith?"
SHUT UP NURSE AND MAKE OUT WITH ME - markeplier
SHUT UP NURSE AND MAKE OUT WITH ME!Anyone remember that?no?
which vid was that one in?
omg I just wached the mad father it was so funny
Mad father
This just in
Markiplier failed to save Bob and quit his job we have the nurse that help him mrs. Nurse will you tell us what happened Mrs. Nurse: well mr. News person I- SHUT UP NURSE SHUT UP MARKIPLIER KNOWS WHATS BEST well thank you for joining us
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
I'd like to thank my nurse.
Thank you doc..
SHUT UP NURSE!!!
SHUT UP NURSE... I know whats best.
"My hands aren't what they used to be" God, what a perfect line.
Lol I started LMAO too
am I weird that I have shut up nurse I'm a doctor as my ringtone
It'd be perfect if u were a doctor but either way that's hilarious
+ms.marvelous 815 SHUT UP NURSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!
Madison Jones no
anna periman took the words out of my mouth.
MLG Deadpool XD
Why is this not a television show? LOL
THIS NEEDS TO BE AIRD ON TV!!! The markimoo adventures XD
Yes. It does
Actually the stomach contains almost no bile at all.
It shouldn't contain any whatsoever... Bile comes from the liver into the duodenum : P
Correct
Kat Rowat Here something I thought I'd never say in the TH-cam comments section. I learned something today.
Ayanda Nxumalo You heard it here first folcks! it is possible to lurn something from youtube comments.
(tottally didn't know that either o-o)
Aeros The That's *folks* and your totally has one too many "t'.
Bob's gravestone:
Here Lies Bob
He Had Terrible Judgement.
0:32 , 0:54 & 1:49 Shut Up Nurse!!!
PatricX Punchers Took the words right out of my mercenary mouth.
Love how at 1:20 he says the patient is dead yet u still hear the EKG in the background
Mark:Daddy...He never thought i could be a doctor.He never thought i could be a doctor!
Nurse:Doctor don't you think you should pay attention to the pati-
Mark:SHUT UP NURSE!!SHUT UP!I just ripped out his Lung!Don't think I won't do the same to you!
Me: *cough* patient *Cough cough*
Mark:SHUT UP OTHER NURSE!!!
me: *presses B to blow*
0:47 And riiiight after watching his Draw My Life story...
"My hands aren't what they used to be...." XD
what a great lesson to learn. NEVER TRUST MARK WITH YOUR LIFE
SHUT UP NURSE!
I JUST TORE OUT HIS LUNG, DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU!
The Purple Lobster SHUT THE FUCK UO YOU FUCKING PURPLE LOBSTER!!
Ok I'll shut up
I will
Hey Mark, I kinda laughed too hard at this. Think you could be of help and, patch up my lung?
if that happened, your screwed
... really? The entire point of the comment was- nevermind. Screw it.
The Nicaragua flag in the background loool!
Where did the "poof" audio come from anyways?
+Gigantickookie Another game
+Jillian Gibson towards the light
Towards the light. It is one of his old vids
SHUT UP NURSE!!!
NO YOU SHUT UP DOCTOR
nurse: doctor! i think we r supposed to be operating on the heart!
Mark: SHUT UP NURSE! IMA DOCTOR! I KNOW WUTS BEST!
Tiny Box Tim is the best one though
That "bag of bile" is actually the stomach, doctor....
SHUT UP, NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!
On a more serious note, yeah, yeah it is.
I'm not a nurse...
You're right, you're not a nurse. You are an assassin. ;)
0:57
In the comics be like:
I just ripped out of his lung, DON'T THINK I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!!!
this is hitting hard 🔥💀
"Alright! We're doing good! And by pretty good I mean pretty badly!"
I say this way more then I should.
My fav. part: 0:42 'What have I got? I don't even know what I got, there I go. I got a rib out, just like I'm supposed to, just like daddy taught me.DADDY, HE NEVER THOUGHT THAT I CAN BE A DOCTOR! HE NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE A DOCTOR!" "doctor, don't you think we should focus on the patient?" "SHUT UP, NURSE! SHUT UP! I JUST RIPPED OUT HIS LUNG! DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU!
SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!! XD
Daddy never thought I could be a doctor! HE NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE A DOCTER!! >:(
R.I.P BOB
Giovanni Perna
Daddy was right :3
MuSic Infinity :D
SHUT UP, DRAGON. I KNOW WHATS BEST
sometimes I find myself saying "shut up nurse" randomly sometimes people stare but in the end, I will never forget doctor mark and poor dead bob
I almost passed out from laughing so much. This was great!
Around 1:50 ....."Id like to thank my nurse." "Thank you doctor-" "*SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!*"
Every time I watch this, I still manage to laugh hardcore.
Person: You watch Markiplier way too muc-
Me: SHUT UP NURSE!!! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!
Markiplier: SHUT UP NURSE
Nurse:.........
well the nurse listens very well
Sudeni: Poor bob.. XD
I'm still waiting for the shut up nurse T-shirt!
I love Mark but I would not trust him with my life.
Definitely Catherine SHUT UP NURSE!!!
Sorry for being trite here, but..
..LOL!
Oh..poor Bob.
poor nurse
1:08 is my favorite part!
1:02 A stomach does not contain bile.
SHUT UP, NURSE!!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST?!
Earthrise Films I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!!
A stomach does con-- *sigh* Look it up, I'm sick of being Cpt. Obvious here
The freaking liver contains bile!
Why is animated mark more attractive than real mark?
But Mark is handsome in real life, not just in animated form...
Laura B yup. Agreed
An adventure into madness he had not foreseen....
my hands arent the same as it used to be xD
you don't say !!
Why am I running into so many other Rainbow Dash's?
cus things...
soo.....sup?
xD
"What is this? There's a giant bag of bile in here! Well, that can't be good for the patient." 😆
AwesomeManJesse SHUT UP NURSE!!!!!!
Wow I would love to hear Markiplier quote this again but highly doubt still love current and old markiplier.
I gotta use that "DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU!!!" line in different situations in life (and other lines). Girlfriend (watching me play MKX): Oh you just broke her jaw and shattered her spine Me: SHUT UP NURSE! DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU!!!Friend: Did you bandage that cut on your arm yourself? Me: Daddy, he never thought I could be a doctor, he never though I could be a doctor!!
My main question is why there is a flag of Nicaragua in background? (Or maybe it's Guatemala, or Honduras, it's one of the Central American countries, I'm pretty sure it's Nicaragua though)
Probably where he got his degree from...
Because Mark keeps making references to how he trained and got his degree in Nicaragua.
1:30 Robin's Baby Hands
Wow, Lixian's come a long way.
Mark: He never thought I could be a doctor.
Dad: Because your not.
0:55 I die laughing every time😂😂🤣🤣I always laugh so hard my eyes start tearing up😂😂😭😭
0:18 well Bob made a bad decision...
Lel
1107 vid watched - This is such an iconic quote - I wonder if people are still quoting it after 9 years
man,Lixian's art style has really changed over the years
You know mankalor used shut up nurse in his 100 ways to not succeed in super smash bros for wii u
Tariq Mirzada SHUT UP NURSE!!!
Doctor Mark: I'd like to thank my nurse..
Nurse: Thank you, Doc-
Doctor Mark: *SHUT UP NURSE*
I love how perfectly timed your resignation speech with the music was. :D Made it super effective on the feels!
What a great Life Lesson: When your life is on the line...FIRE MARK OR KICK,KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL,OR SAY "NO I AM NOT DIEING TONIING!!!"
Wait, wat?
Who wants Markiplier to be their doctor?
No one.
eehh . me ?
um no I wanna live
hhds113 SHUT UP NURSE!!!!
I want to die so me
1:01
That’s the stomach
The music at the end made that sound so real
Mark:Your feeling better bob?
Bob:*mind:oh god oh god oh god not him...
Nurse:doctor I think bob is scared
Mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP NURSE
Uzochi Dimkpa XDDD
I wonder how Bob feels about this...
NUUU! YOU SHUT UP DOCTOR!!!!
(totally ok.)
DO YOU REALLY?!?!? YOU ARE KILLING HIM!!!!
BOB DOSEN"T WANT TOOOOOOOOOOO
Daddy was a horrible doctor....
I can understand......
00:04 FUS RO DAH
I'm gonna take advantage of the anonymity of the internet and make a confession.
I stole a book from my highschool library.
I went to a South Carolina school and the library enforced a two book limit and it pissed me off. So I, being the cunning bibliophile that I am, would stuff books into my book bag and smuggle them past the front desk. I did this for a few months until eventually i moved to a different school that didn't have this rule. When I moved however, I was in the middle of reading this book I was really enjoying and wanted to finish. Now, library books, as you know, have this wrapping taped to them with the barcode on it. This book didn't have that, all it had was the cover with a barcode stamped on. So, I smuggled the book home, took off the cover and threw it away. And that's how I stole a library book. I haven't told anyone until today. I still have that book, too.
Bro.....nice
Nurse: doctor i think you're supposed to be operating on the heart...
Mark: SHUT UP NURSE IM A DOCTOR OF COURSE I KNOW WATS BEST!!
1:58 lik if u cri evry tim
Who's watching in 2016?
I am XD
JadeTheNekoGamer TheRandomLastName same
JadeLife NekoFandoms Me
me
JadeLife NekoFandoms im watching this in 2017
This was the first mark video i ever watched
Conductor: All aboard!!!
*train starts moving*
Vanilla cupcake: Hi chocolate cupcake!!
Chocolate cupcake: Sup
Vanilla cupcake: how's your day?
Chocolate cupcake: good
Little girl: are ya taking cupcakes?
Both cupcakes: YES!!
Little girl:uhh are you edible?
Vanilla cupcake: yes why?
Little girl: just wondering
Chocolate cupcake: what's your name?
Little girl: Katie
Vanilla cupcake: Hi Katie!!
Katie: Hi
Chocolate cupcake: *snore*
Vanilla cupcake: oh 😐
Katie: *snore*
Vanilla cupcake: aww man
Vanilla cupcake: *snore*
2 hours later.....
Conductor: here we are Candyland
Conductor: anyone getting off
Katie: WAKE UP GUYS!! We're here
Vanilla cupcake: what oh yay!!!
Chocolate cupcake: finally my leg hurts
*gets off*
Katie: this is awesome!!!
Vanilla cupcake: yeah
Lollypop: hello
Vanilla cupcake: wher-
Lollipop: SHUT UP CUPCAKE IM A LOLLYPOP!!!!
*talking*
Ugh too many words. You lost me at read more...
Shut up nurse
Give this man a fuckin Oscar xD
1:16 NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nurse: Doctor I won’t stand for this disrespect anymore!
Mark: Be silent, dearest medical assistant
Then ther are the people who ship Mark with the nurse XD
Did anybody else watch surgeon simulator 2 with Bob and Wade, and then come back to this one just to hear "shut up nurse" again? Lol
SHUT UP NERSE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
Good times... watching this guy helped me get through high school.
Did anyone notice that illuminati thing on the flag
That would be the flag of Nicaragua
lmfao fail
Ok geez lmao fail or some shit like that it looks just like it
JKAProductions1 is that were u live
victor sorli wegorek Nope, I guess World Geography does have its value.
Why is the Nicaragua flag in the backround?
Because, according to Dr. Markiplier, he got his degree there.
Oh. Ok!
Shut up nurse! What a classic
1:15 what is that song?
Idk
Darude- Sandstorm
Black Heron: Flatline
thanks mate!
So..who here is also here because of Marki's latest video?
Teacher: what is 9 + 10?
Me: 21!
Teacher: um..that's..wro-
Me: SHIT UP TEACHER?!!! I KNOW WHAT IS BEST!!
Teacher: * points at door* detention..
Me: NUUUUU!!!
Why did you say shit?
Bob's fridge would have been sad
Why is the Nicaraguan flag in the background?
+qazx1427 That's where he supposedly got his degree from though he technically doesn't have one
elisabetrouge Oh ok, thanks!
+elisabetrouge I DIDNT EVEN SEE IT AND IVE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES XD
Who came here from the referance in his surgeon simulator 2 playthrough?
lik if yu cri everytim
Our boy lixian has come so far man... 😭
Mark i know its Jokes that of Nicaragua and i feel harazm because of that im NICARAGUAN :( If You love your NICARAGUAN fans stop It :'(
oh shush
Ah fuck you
So go fuck yourself in the shit!!!
So go fuck yourself in the shit!!!
So go fuck yourself in the shit!!!
XD