25 great frank drebin quotes

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  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out."
    One of the best lines ever in a Naked Gun movie.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Rawk4Life ..........They are currently making the sequel without the late Leslie Nielson. It's called
      "The Naked Gun: The Panty Droppers". I can't wait to see it !!

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +ExclusiveLM i hope the use Lloyd Bridges , because he is almost as funny as Leslie nielson ! and he surly has the right face to replace Leslie

    • @Maisygirl1974
      @Maisygirl1974 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      gertjan van der meij Lloyd Bridges died in 1998.

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alysia Wolf oh , shit , i didn't know that . too bad , now there's nobody as funny as those 2 were

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, there will be a Naked Gun reboot before too long. Ed Helms is slated to play Frank Drebin, and it will play out as more of a sequel than a remake.

  • @scottodrowsky9835
    @scottodrowsky9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    Commissioner: "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"
    Frank: "Well...isn't that the fault of the voters?" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So true nowadays

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Must be printed on every state building 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @florinmugurstepanov2177
      @florinmugurstepanov2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is universally true.

    • @Phil-ui4tm
      @Phil-ui4tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He literally caused zoo escape before that quote

  • @seano19
    @seano19 9 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    My personal favourite:
    'Your coat, sir?'
    'Yes it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.'

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the gag when he’s going to ask a woman suspect some questions. He pulls out a pack cigarettes and says to her, “Cigarette?”, and she says, “Yes it is”.

    • @shanware2
      @shanware2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jus as famous line as don’t call me Shirley in airplane 😂

    • @nika-pt2pl
      @nika-pt2pl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Iconic 😂

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@davidpage3893
      *"Well..."*
      😂

  • @yabbadabbadoo8225
    @yabbadabbadoo8225 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When these came out on DVD I bought the box set. The best $30 I've ever spent in my life.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2973

    Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
    Ed: Sex, Frank?
    Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

    • @obifuntoknowme
      @obifuntoknowme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      valar yeah I was waiting for that one.

    • @drewski1535
      @drewski1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Darkstea1th
      @Darkstea1th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you! That's my favorite line!

    • @turtleflipper9935
      @turtleflipper9935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not now Ed we’ve got work to do

    • @SandraGarcia-lj3bd
      @SandraGarcia-lj3bd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaja i love It , maybe later Américas lop

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “You think you can beat this guy?”
    “I could beat him blindfolded!!!! 😠”
    “But…. What if he’s not blindfolded?? 😐”
    One of my favourites… 😆

    • @FranktheBunny666
      @FranktheBunny666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's his manager over there, with a couple of tramps
      *tramps as in transient hobos*

  • @elcap22
    @elcap22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    "He had a moustache, bout 6 foot 3."
    "That's an awfully big moustache."

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yup that's definitely the same guy from Airplane

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dylankaiser5546 stop calling me Sherly

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@stephanginther9051 Surely you have misspelled Shirley.

    • @inkdreams5113
      @inkdreams5113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Kaiser he was the airplane.

    • @john-pierrerichard1791
      @john-pierrerichard1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't let me catch you in America!

  • @mtjoy747
    @mtjoy747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "This man needs to go to hospital"
    "Hospital! What is it?"
    "It's a large building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now."

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Surely you can't be serious!

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@paulgibbon5991 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

    • @The_dude_fantastic
      @The_dude_fantastic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon
      as possible, we've got to get them to the hospital. . .
      Elaine : A hospital . . what is it?
      Rumack : Its a big building with patients, but that's not
      important right now. Tell the captain I must speak
      to him.
      Elaine : Certainly.
      Oever : Victor, we're running into some heavy weather . . .
      can you ( Victor passes out ) Roger! Take OVER!
      Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
      Oever : I can't tell.
      Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
      Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
      Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
      Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
      Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

    • @mtjoy747
      @mtjoy747 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_dude_fantastic I’ve done that, taken two hours to make a guess or decision lol. So technically it’s right, I can’t say, for two hours!
      I was over Roger and he was under Dunne

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it."
    Years later, and that line still has me on the floor laughing.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breasts that say "Look at me".

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Snap out of it, Frank! You're looking at her like she's your mother..."
      Used that a party once. Priceless.

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it doesn't. Stop lying

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mickcraven980 no you didn't

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Chief_BrodyHow old are you? Nine? Ten?

  • @timpassmore7455
    @timpassmore7455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    These are all great, but my favorite is where he tells his would-be assassin at the packing plant, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Don't fire the gun while you're talking".

  • @jemmrich
    @jemmrich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    One of my favourites: Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

  • @korkronwarlord
    @korkronwarlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Leslie Nielsen, the man who could sound completely serious when he spoke and yet be totally hilarious with the things he said. May he rest in peace and do a fart joke in heaven.

    • @66meikou
      @66meikou ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legend!

    • @MrTroySinister
      @MrTroySinister 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He left the fart machine for us to remember him by

  • @Yaris510
    @Yaris510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." And: "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes" - delivered with Nielsen's inimitable straight face. Classic

    • @christianmcneill699
      @christianmcneill699 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's easy to deliver these lines with a straight face when it's a voice over.

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh go and knit some yoghurt !

    • @paulsherman51
      @paulsherman51 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After seeing this years ago, the munchins scene in Wizard of Oz has never been the same.

  • @alanpecherer5705
    @alanpecherer5705 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I once met Leslie Nielsen in a bistro on Sunset Blvd where my pals and I used to enjoy Sunday brunch. I told him I used to sit with my Dad watching him in any number of 60's detective series...He was in every one. I asked him if he had increased his income by 100x since those days and he just smiled and shook my hand.

  • @tomd3098
    @tomd3098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    When Jane tells Frank she's a very lucky woman, his delivery of the response "So am I" is just freaking perfect! Leslie Nielsen had such a brilliant ability to deliver utterly nonsensical lines in a deadly serious and sincere fashion.
    Thanks for uploading these, really made me laugh!

    • @Harppuunamies
      @Harppuunamies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A very George Bushian answer by Frank or is it the other way round, lol

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 years ago but I feel compelled to share a bit of my awkwardness I experience often.
      Cashier at a restaurant finishing transaction: Your change and enjoy your meal, sir.
      Me: Thank you, you too.
      (I guess I expect them to say: your change and have a nice day.)

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BLUELEADER78 yes, I've given the same reply.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called deadpan

    • @GamePadStreaming
      @GamePadStreaming ปีที่แล้ว

      Never for a moment let the audience know he knew how funny it was; absolutely amazing delivery

  • @crazyxtagen
    @crazyxtagen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “She reminded me of my mother all right.”
    How could you skip the follow up line?? “Jesus Frank, you’re staring at her like she’s your mother for god sakes!”

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right, how could they!

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Frank: "How are the children?"
    Jane: "we didn't have any children"
    Frank: "oh yes of course" lol

    • @hattyc
      @hattyc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BasqueNYC 😂😂

  • @gregman05
    @gregman05 11 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    they forgot
    "but frank you might end up dead"
    "you might end up dead is my middle name"
    "but what about jan"
    "i dont know her middle name"

    • @stevenmonroe8177
      @stevenmonroe8177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gregman05
      how's about when he tried to save Dr. Manheim and damn near killed him?

  • @oskariratinen1213
    @oskariratinen1213 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The writers must have loved him too. No piece of toilet humour was too childish and immature and no dad joke too lame for Leslie Nielsen, he turned it all into comedy gold.

  • @mickcraven980
    @mickcraven980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    RIP to a comedy giant. "Any last requests?" "Yes, can I have the gun?"

    • @HenryReardon-i2x
      @HenryReardon-i2x ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read an anecdote once that may have provided the inspiration for that joke. A legendary bank robber was about to be executed by firing squad and was asked if he had any last requests; he said "I'd like a bullet-proof vest." If true, that seems like the same kind of logic as asking for the gun from the Drebin scene.

  • @kane-111
    @kane-111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm aware that sometimes we can feel nostalgia in older things, that it was just "better" back then. But something about the comedy back then really did hit different, I miss it.

    • @j.walker6845
      @j.walker6845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comedy has definitely fallen off a cliff.

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Like a midget at a urinal... I was gonna have to stay on my toes.

    • @dilibau
      @dilibau 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That got me laughing so hard I almost puked...

    • @anonimocanale7499
      @anonimocanale7499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hartman this movie

    • @GordonSeal
      @GordonSeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Man they can't make jokes like that anymore, the pc snowflake brigade would be up in arms about it. But man would it be beautiful xD

    • @bleachedout
      @bleachedout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I quote that every Saturday night

    • @marc-antoinerave2572
      @marc-antoinerave2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This one is priceless

  • @yankees4ever504
    @yankees4ever504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!

  • @mitchellpak1666
    @mitchellpak1666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Leslie Nielsen said near the end of his life that it took him 40 years as a dramatic actor to find out how funny he was.
    That being said, we need more umps like Frank Drebin.

    • @John-yf7iy
      @John-yf7iy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sssteeeee-rrriiikeee thrreeeeeee

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yeah, watch the original Posiedon Adventure, he plays the captain of the ship, he goes down with the ship in the accident but all his dalog was serious I kept expecting some funny quip and never happens, every time i see the movie it's like that, expect something funny, never happens...great movie though....better than Titanic cus no forced romance story in there, just a small group of people who fight to survive....

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He doesn't really play things as comedy, and that's why it's so funny!

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw Poseidon Adventure the original when I was a kid, love that movie, years later i see it again as an adult the there Leslie is as the captain of the ship and I expect something funny and no he's serious and I remember oh yes he was a serious guy before being in police squad & Airplane....
      still even the little bit of screen time he had in Poseidon was good....good actor serious or funny IMO

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Forbidden Planet as well. If anyone remembers that.

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    After all these years I still laugh at the "nice beaver" line 🤣

    • @clapstix3495
      @clapstix3495 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks, I’ve just had it stufffed makes it even better!

    • @hirronfernando7058
      @hirronfernando7058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @jamends1220
    @jamends1220 9 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Surprised you didn't use quotes from the Police Squad series because there's loads of great quotes in that such as "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

    • @atranfanatic
      @atranfanatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "We have officers working around the clock"

    • @vincentvega5686
      @vincentvega5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      most people don't know there was a tv show (which was years before naked gun came out)

    • @Gibbsman
      @Gibbsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

    • @teknical100
      @teknical100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I notice this is 4 years old, but I am a police officer and just got here . . . . .

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Alan freakin North is in Police Squad

  • @LINYVideo
    @LINYVideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    After walking the streets all night, I thought to myself, "Where the hell am I ?"

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I love when Frank says to Robert Goulet that "he's been dating too, an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it." Lmao.

    • @bill1682
      @bill1682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Kayman that does it

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s the way he plays everything straight while being utterly absurd

  • @tlv156
    @tlv156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The sperm bank scene where he's explaining the football injury is still my favorite part. The facial reactions from the nurse just cracks me up every time!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tlv156
      She is a doctor.

    • @cjones4433
      @cjones4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she is Zucker’s mother in real life.

    • @jaredclark7492
      @jaredclark7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol a woman! A doctor?

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaredclark7492...

    • @elaleonik7593
      @elaleonik7593 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Naked Gun will forever be the greatest, the writer and director were genius and Leslie delivers them perfectly. A symphony that could only work so well when all the musicians are in place.

    • @tomy.1846
      @tomy.1846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Classics!! 😀😀

  • @NickyNustar
    @NickyNustar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    God rest his heroic soul. Legend.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Nicky Nustar ...........yes Leslie Nielson was a part time super hero. I believe he was Aqua Man.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How that?
      Pleas explain!

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He kept taking dinghies.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rubs the porte wine stain off of Gorbachovs head. I knew it.

  • @durkadurka4557
    @durkadurka4557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    His delivery was out of this world, but a LOT of the credit has to go to the writers

  • @neverjethot
    @neverjethot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    One of my goals for 2017 is to leave BINGO cards randomly around the house, so I can use that gag when looking for something.

    • @brainblessed5814
      @brainblessed5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, how did it go?

    • @SWBFIIwithSPITZER
      @SWBFIIwithSPITZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed, how did it go?

    • @neverjethot
      @neverjethot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SWBFIIwithSPITZER I need to be altogether done with this.

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@neverjethot - Not well, huh?

    • @philphilips1020
      @philphilips1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Note to self; go buy bingo cards.

  • @Da40kOrks
    @Da40kOrks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Only Leslie Nielsen could go from a serious dramatic actor to a top comedic actor without changing his delivery at all

  • @feardrinker
    @feardrinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Sounds like you know a lot about boxing."
    -Drebin: "All I know is, never bet on the white guy."

    • @aadin
      @aadin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im sure wilder felt that same way when he fought fury.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Nordberg nodding in agreement*

    • @Phil-ui4tm
      @Phil-ui4tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OLBastholm, yes but he was thinking about his ex wife

    • @johnmorgan692
      @johnmorgan692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aadin 💥👍

    • @renaissance17
      @renaissance17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about the asian guy?

  • @maxfan1591
    @maxfan1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My fave scene is near the start of the first movie, where Drebin breaks up a meeting of leaders hostile to the USA. In the middle of the fight, he puts Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in a headlock, grabs a hankie, wipes the birthmark off Gorbachev's forehead, and says, "I *thought* so!"

  • @dringypie
    @dringypie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The 'swimming in raw sewage' line will always get me, perfect comedic timing in the line. Simply one of the finest dead pan comedians ever.

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss him and these movies. There has never been anything like these movies.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    nice beaver was probably the best line delivery of all time

    • @ItWhoSleeps
      @ItWhoSleeps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Reb Brown watch the commentary on the famous beaver scene... they go into quite a bit of detail explaining it, lol.

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      LOL... And she just had it stuffed too. Great return to that line.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He did a advert for beer years ago on Brit TV.
      Red rock " it's not red and there's no rocks in it" it doesn't seem funny but he was Frank D in the advert it worked :)

    • @apemoon1731
      @apemoon1731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Smithjones12 the Red Rock ads were classics.
      "You, over there, in the shadows".....and Hank Marvin turns around.

    • @robertallen6710
      @robertallen6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't take much to satisfy an audience.....

  • @jamesmackinnon7727
    @jamesmackinnon7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I remember one where he needs to get into an event and tells security he’s Frank Drebin, to which the guy responds sarcastically “right, I’m Robert DeNiro”, to which Frank replied in a serious manner, “Mr DeNiro, I have to get in there”
    He didn’t know who DeNiro was!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PaulSchober
    @PaulSchober 8 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I just want you to know that when Nordberg wakes up, he's welcome back on the force. Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that goes without saying.

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul Schober
      Hahaha! That's a good one.

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And I wouldn’t wait on signing those organ donation cards

    • @gasper47
      @gasper47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!😂

    • @GisherJohn24
      @GisherJohn24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      . We won’t sleep one minute until these hooligans are caught!!! Now let’s get a bite to eat …

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Offended sobbing)
      "Frank!"

  • @Fossilsnake
    @Fossilsnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Leslie Neilson was a legend and losing him made the world a much colder place. Thankfully his legend lives on through the laughter and fun he gave us in his films and tv series.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    FALSE. Every Frank Drebin quote is a great quote.

    • @mellowfellow6816
      @mellowfellow6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TRUE

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I agree , Frank drebin for president. The speeches are memorable

    • @garyquack19
      @garyquack19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/play/PL5KdeMo5Dvre5KMUWE16OMWPEl4UQroUG.html - thumbs up to all three of you. I heave some Drebin inspiration upcoming music videos. 5:48 speech with OJ to his left is wild. Love and Peace yallzz!

    • @spellbindery1
      @spellbindery1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MzuMzu-nx1em I like his "lavatory impromptu" speech the best!

    • @Kevin-tz2lv
      @Kevin-tz2lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah and these are 25 of them, so true.

  • @boybetterknow45
    @boybetterknow45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    - I got here as soon as i could Ed, Oh congratulations I understand Edna's pregnant again
    - Yes and If i catch the guy who did it..

  •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Perfect delivery, every time.

  • @atranfanatic
    @atranfanatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I still think one of the funniest parts was in the first Naked Gun where he left his microphone on going to the bathroom when the Mayor was trying to speak. That always gets me rolling.

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was golden! 🤣

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We don't know that for certain, he was pretty well hydrated!​@@yuris6125

  • @maggitPL
    @maggitPL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    That's not Frank Drebin. That's Enrico Palazzo!

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought he looked like Phil Donahue myself.....lolz

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I guess you could say it's Fergie

    • @zowamowa
      @zowamowa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maggit hahaha :)

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "How about that!"

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s Ortega Peru !

  • @cpsheedy
    @cpsheedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I know it's not a quote, but Drebin's absolute mauling of the National Anthem is timeless...

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10/10.

    • @BC-2
      @BC-2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lotsa.....bombs innnnnn....the air

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Enrico Palazzo delivers 🤣

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yuris6125 look, it's Enrico Palazzo!

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    OJ should have been listening better during the last part.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The magic of Leslie Nelson's flawless deadpan deliveries with the Zucker Brother's jokes is unmatched.

  • @TheMarianoDelgado
    @TheMarianoDelgado 9 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    -Cuban? -No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hiccup Toothless I never got that one, but it made me laugh anyway.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mick Craven He offers him a Cuban cigar to which Drebin mistakes as the guy asking about his nationalities

    • @TheMarianoDelgado
      @TheMarianoDelgado 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lithium Flower BINGO

    • @GodOfVictory501
      @GodOfVictory501 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Hiccup Toothless Incidentally, Leslie Nielsen's mom was from Wales

    • @garethwilliams3819
      @garethwilliams3819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Robot Lover If she was from Wales then it's 'Mam'

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    How have you not got-
    “I was the drummer for the Osmonds”
    “Screw around with me and he’ll make you feel pain like you can’t even imagine”
    “I know, I remember the Osmonds”
    🤣

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The "Cuban?" "No Dutch Irish my father was from Wales" I remember seeing that in the theater when it came out and everyone was laughing so hard ,I practically needed oxygen.That is the best line! Haha

  • @slubbert
    @slubbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Is this some kind of bust?"
    "Well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions" 😂

  • @jasonknight3115
    @jasonknight3115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her." "I guess it's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. Like Eating a spoonful of Drain-O, sure it will clean you out.....but it will leave you hollow inside." "I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy-Scout leader!.....I mean...at the time, I was dating a lot....." Pretty good list.

  • @after_midnight9592
    @after_midnight9592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Love is like the ozone layer. You never miss it till it's gone."

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Best comedy-trilogy of all time!

  • @Lemonidas75
    @Lemonidas75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I seriously wonder how many times some of these scenes had to be redone because the actors couldn't hold laughing :)

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:42 😂
    I love how it sounded like he was going to correct himself but instead doubled down on how pleasurable it is to blow someone away with a .44 magnum.😂

    • @jharris0341
      @jharris0341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, who wouldn't?

  • @killerseddie8295
    @killerseddie8295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    What? No "I like my sex the way I like my basketball. One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"?

    • @seandavis908
      @seandavis908 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're asking? ....... no.......that line was not included.........

    • @justinbirmamn9193
      @justinbirmamn9193 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Smith

    • @miked2513
      @miked2513 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      close, but no cigar

    • @edwas
      @edwas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coffee, yes. I know

  • @williamstolley2165
    @williamstolley2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss him. He had a great delivery. No wonder they wrote such good lines for him.

  • @MatthewPippin
    @MatthewPippin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He made dead pan beautiful. How much I still miss Leslie Nielsen.

  • @evanhall7030
    @evanhall7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I met him at the state capital when I was 18. I was working there and was cussing this desk I was working on, turned around and he was standing right behind me laughing. I couldn’t believe it. He’s just like this in real life. Made me laugh and took a picture with me.

  • @cjparry5583
    @cjparry5583 10 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    What about. . .
    Drebin: Thats the Red Light District, I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.
    Hocken: Sex, Frank ?
    Drebin: Errr. . .no not right now Ed, we got work to do.

    • @alejandromartinez2373
      @alejandromartinez2373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ohhh R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, one of the best comedians, and without meaning it!! he was so Fucking seriously funny. sure you ll make God smile upthere Leslie. thanks for the laughter.

  • @TensileStrength
    @TensileStrength ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Decades and multiple rewatchings later, these never get old.

  • @Diesel_Hydro117
    @Diesel_Hydro117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Bingo..."*pulls out bingo board* So simple, but so satisfying lmao, RIP Leslie Nielsen.

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:08 I love how he was calling strike 3 even before the ball reached the catcher ha ha!

    • @vasili70
      @vasili70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have to point that out to everyone I watch this movie with!

  • @trogdor9623
    @trogdor9623 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Play our song, one last time." "Certainly… DING DONG! The witch is dead! The wicked wicked witch!" "Our other song"

  • @bobcranberries5853
    @bobcranberries5853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ll have to stay on my toes like a midget at the urinal. Might not work today but I’m glad we have a recording of it

  • @Casper-tr2li
    @Casper-tr2li 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Ill never not laugh at him calling strike before the ball is even over the plate. Fucking legend

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey"

    • @juanitawilburn4726
      @juanitawilburn4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best moment hands down

    • @bodax1069
      @bodax1069 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still do 😂

  • @whyfoldnow9372
    @whyfoldnow9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That umpire scene is still one of the best in comedy. I can't help but laugh no matter how many times I see it.

  • @jim6820
    @jim6820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    May the great Leslie Nielsen RIP. Passed away on 11/28/10 at the age 84. Such a great comical and dramatic actor as well.

    • @janicecampbell4212
      @janicecampbell4212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best comical actors are almost always great at drama. Drama is easy, making someone laugh is the hard part.

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's been making me laugh for over 25 years. Gone but not forgotten.

    • @2405jacko
      @2405jacko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnh3245 More than 25, remember 1980 Airplane?

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@2405jackoAirplane is still one of my favorites. By 25 years I meant I was about 10 when I first saw one of his movies and wrote that when I 35.

    • @jerrytaylor4078
      @jerrytaylor4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did play in westerns and movies as a serious actor. But I know Frank Drebin was lurking not far away.

  • @tinowongpown7361
    @tinowongpown7361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bring back Frank Drebin for American president, he da man

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    One I didn't see: "Just think, the next time I shoot somebody, I could be arrested for it."

  • @detroitrc74
    @detroitrc74 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Look, Ed. He’s got a picture of your wife. Alright, anyone else here seeing his wife?”

  • @hansgruber788
    @hansgruber788 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother alright." The best one.

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "like jumping on a bike with the seat missing" took me a moment

  • @DavidMumo
    @DavidMumo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank god you were a man... Yeah... she reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

    • @fortminor85
      @fortminor85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Frank, snap out of it. You're looking at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake.

    • @jasons.1370
      @jasons.1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fortminor85 an amazing Freudian joke

    • @tcudahey9550
      @tcudahey9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not funny

    • @quixotic4233
      @quixotic4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was such a long buildup for this joke and so perfectly worth it.

  • @Gift0r
    @Gift0r ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Bingo."
    Gets me everytime. Comes out of nowhere, it's over in a second.

  • @laurahughess13
    @laurahughess13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "we shot a lot of people together it's been great" lol

  • @MrMenefrego1
    @MrMenefrego1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They just don't make movies like this anymore...

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All this stuff just got in under the wire, PC culture started creeping in soon after. They'd be #cancelled if they made anything close to this now.

    • @jamesevans7060
      @jamesevans7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too many cry babies

    • @MrMenefrego1
      @MrMenefrego1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HiVizCamo What ever happened to the term, "GET OVER IT!" ? That is what people really need to do, just get over the "Everything is an insult and offends me!" B.S.!

    • @antmess9789
      @antmess9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need more comedy like this!

  • @austinreid7229
    @austinreid7229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Frank Drebin often overlooked when people talk about great comedy caracter s.Leslie Nielson brings a certain quality wether it be in Naked Gun or Aeroplane .Some of the greatest comedy lines came out of these films.And they as funny now as they were then.

    • @stevenmonroe8177
      @stevenmonroe8177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Reid
      get ahold of yourself!
      two slaps

  • @Manuel-gs9hw
    @Manuel-gs9hw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again. Still my favorite.

  • @colinl3432
    @colinl3432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't? hahahaha

  • @danteasdale286
    @danteasdale286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Is this some kind of bust?”
    “Yes it’s very impressive”
    Lmao

  • @bunchamp85
    @bunchamp85 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:40 "Frank snap out of it, you're lookin' at her like she's your mother for christ's sake". How could you leave this line out????

  • @yeetethdeleteth3307
    @yeetethdeleteth3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out”
    2 minutes in and I’m almost dying

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Im still waiting for the day when I can tell someone "The truth hurts! Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it still does!"

    • @MlokKarel
      @MlokKarel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This achievement I've already unlocked... Priceless! 😂

  • @kaybrown4010
    @kaybrown4010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The whole “Star Spangled Banner” he sang as Enrico Palazzo was hysterical!

  • @rxmcgree
    @rxmcgree 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Good list but missed one of the classics - "Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."

  • @Gadgetonomy
    @Gadgetonomy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I miss Leslie, such a brilliant actor and no one else could ever play Frank Drebin.

  • @ComandoPadentro
    @ComandoPadentro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Bingo!!" That has to be the fastest I have ever laughed in my life!!! ONE WORD!!! Damn that was a good joke! lol!

  • @MineCraftDadnSon
    @MineCraftDadnSon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watched all his stuff with my father... best times. I'd always watch his reactions and wait for him to laugh it made me laugh. I didn't really get most of the jokes and such but as I grew up I loved this stuff and always was interested in movies and shows that most children had no idea about haha thanks dad.

  • @gertjanvandermeij4265
    @gertjanvandermeij4265 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    R.I.P. leslie , im sure im gonna miss you , comedy will never be the same without you !

  • @matthew3114
    @matthew3114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From airplane but still one of my all time favorites ...
    Can you fly this plane and land it.
    Shirley you can't be serious ?
    I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
    The amount of times I've worked that Shirley line into a conversation over my lifetime hahaha

    • @davoshaunessy3428
      @davoshaunessy3428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vector victor
      Clearance Clarence
      Roger Roger

  • @brugglesby
    @brugglesby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Nice Beaver! Is still my favorite.

    • @patrickbrady5291
      @patrickbrady5291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      brugglesby She just had it stuffed.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +brugglesby .........The last scene on this video should have been spoken by OJ Simpson.

  • @srihcadi5383
    @srihcadi5383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nice Beaver" - still using that one after all these years.

  • @declanryan6540
    @declanryan6540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    he was awesome never laughed so hard when i watched the naked gun for the first time..... 😅

    • @mitchellpak1666
      @mitchellpak1666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I saw The Naked Gun when I was in law school. My buddies and I were studying for finals and we were totally stressed out. We decided to catch the 10:00 pm showing of the movie at our local theater. There were maybe ten people in the theater, total. We cracked up - the greatest stress reliever ever. We all aced our finals the next day. Great memories.

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mitchell Pak
      sweet story buddy....

    • @ablebadger4
      @ablebadger4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too, my dad took me to see it on my 16th birthday. I cried with laughter for the duration.

    • @sgmarshall3
      @sgmarshall3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The scene where he was hanging on the outside of the building by a statue’s penis nearly killed me. I laughed so hard that I never thought I’d breathe again. I had to be within a second or two of passing out before I finally got control of myself 🤣

  • @chefjamesresciniti9168
    @chefjamesresciniti9168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They left out the best one.
    "Who are you and how'd you get in here?"
    "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."