Comic genius. Saw him live recently....in reference to someone being really stupid/thick/dense...'it was like trying to talk to a fridge in a river'...brilliant!
His surreal analogies are just divine. He's done a few about men's genitals. My first favourite: "Looks like some kind of deep sea fish that ate its own arse after about an hour." My second favourite: "There's a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out the side of a shark's mouth." This one, when I saw him live: "It looks like something that fell out of someone's pocket when they were running for the bus." And this one, comparing to women: "When women were being designed by god or the team of Italian gay men, it was a good day, everyone was enjoying themselves and there was some nice wine and food around... when men were up for production it was some sort of double shift deadline late on a Friday night, for their genitals just use some of the elbow scrag left over from the women."
you know that moment when your dog is barking too loudly and you're about to be evicted, or not and then you watch Dylan Moran in any or all of his manifestations and life just gets a lot better.
It only happens to people who don't have a job related to thinking. If you don't exercise brain everything Will be even worse when you get older... Alzheimer's, dementia... People who work their brain out don't suffer from degenerative deseases and don't forget things all the time
I love this guy's delivery. The cadence of his voice is delightful
What a wonderful orator, his diction alone is worth the price of admission, let alone the Irish storytelling.
Loved Black Books. Love this.
"You're not an adult at all, you're just a tall child holding a beer!" love this guy.
Red wine
The innocence in his eyes is endearing
What a child hears when you say "Bed time!": "Lie down in the dark for hours. Don't move. ... I'm locking the door now!"
Comic genius. Saw him live recently....in reference to someone being really stupid/thick/dense...'it was like trying to talk to a fridge in a river'...brilliant!
needed that chuckle today haha, gold
His surreal analogies are just divine. He's done a few about men's genitals.
My first favourite:
"Looks like some kind of deep sea fish that ate its own arse after about an hour."
My second favourite:
"There's a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out the side of a shark's mouth."
This one, when I saw him live:
"It looks like something that fell out of someone's pocket when they were running for the bus."
And this one, comparing to women:
"When women were being designed by god or the team of Italian gay men, it was a good day, everyone was enjoying themselves and there was some nice wine and food around... when men were up for production it was some sort of double shift deadline late on a Friday night, for their genitals just use some of the elbow scrag left over from the women."
you know that moment when your dog is barking too loudly and you're about to be evicted, or not and then you watch Dylan Moran in any or all of his manifestations and life just gets a lot better.
That was funny in a so much more wholesome and charming way than I expected. No children were harmed in making us laugh :)
"What is the name of the spaces between the bits that stick out on a comb?" lmao
I give each one a different name.
Interstices? Meaning very small gaps in between
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Alright Mr. Stephen Fry. 😁 You are right, amazing.
@@MichaelSHartman As a wordsmith I'll take that approbation :D
In my mind, I m Dylan moran, love black books
Comedic genius :)
He is soo funny and right about everything ;D
Love it so true
Bed time! Bed time!😂😂😂
He's so much like Dave Allen! If I already wrote this it's bc I thought I hit the wrong key to post it. . .
I also love Dan Allen.
I also love Dave Allen!
I lost it at kid scratching its ass with toy elephant saying 'i hate you'. Only copied by you and directed at your boss
Isn't the place under the kettle called the hob?
Ok boomer 😜
Is Dylan describing children or university students?
I thought it was English people.
Was he in Shaun of the dead?
Yup
Yeah the gf’s weird friend
I am gonna have to watch it now!
This guy must be Dave Allen's secret lovechild? Just speculating !
😂
You are not an adult ur just a tall child holding a beer😂😂😂
A discerning observation of the Russian psyc. Very good. Funny too! Haha-ha!
"And then a thing ate her" 😂
So funny. LMAO
are these out-takes from Arthur?
It only happens to people who don't have a job related to thinking. If you don't exercise brain everything Will be even worse when you get older... Alzheimer's, dementia... People who work their brain out don't suffer from degenerative deseases and don't forget things all the time