Dylan Moran Has A Fight With A Coffee Barista | OFF THE HOOK | Universal Comedy
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- Dylan Moran (Star and creator of channel 4's Black Books) is a father, which means he has no choice when it comes to getting a dog for the family. This leads to him having a fight with a bearded coffee barista.
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I never cease to be amazed and amused by how Dylan Moran combines words and phrases into strings of wildly humorous musings.
I think he is in the tradition of Monty Python: a surreal view of life. What do you think?
Well I think he belongs to a weird and wonderful tradition which is surreal comedy and includes the Marx Brothers, Monty Python and everybody with half a brain who went to Cambridge and thought the footlights were a good idea so I have to apologize to a lot of people including Stephen Fry who actually participates in social networking against the advice of his friend Hugh Laurie. who ever is reading this you work it out, no-one reads what I write so who cares.
@@evelynbaron2004 a0aáaáa
"fly diving and hole finding" lol
you sound poetic
I still go back an watch Black Books over and over because I love his stuff soo much.
Hoping one day they make another episode.
I loved "Black Books"! It was masterful! I go back and watch them routinely.
I have a copy of The Little Book of Calm proudly stood on my shelves. Love Black Books.
I thought I was weird for watching it so many times. Glad I'm not the only one.
Ooh what's your favourite episode? And why is it the house sitting episode?
it started at cauliflower bar, continued to the ukulele patio, and finally at 'degree in marine accountancy' I finally couldn't hold drink in my mouth anymore! Dylan, you're a national treasure!
One nation doesn't get to keep him. The world is lucky to have him.
@@venkateshsah3935 A worldwide treasure, indeed!
Hopefully you are an Irish man Nick, otherwise hands offffff
IRISH🇮🇪 national treasure indeed
This degree in marine accountancy contains our whole world...
Comedic genius. No other way of describing this man
I keep re-watching black books and love it every time. wish they would do a blue ray remastered thing although that's not really the point
You could describe him as several more things than comic genius.
Irish man.
Irish woman.
Irish child.
Man child.
Woman child.....
... Irishwomanchild?
Agreed
We lost Robin Williams and Billy Connelly, the latter still alive, still listen to Dylan Moran's podcasts. Sober and doesn't drink and still the smartest funniest person to draw breath and loves his wife.
@@evelynbaron2004 wait Dylan Moran has a podcast? No way! Do you know what it's called?
"Blind fold yourself, walk around your flat and have a friend hit you with a stick!"--hilarious
Love this guy. This is how I imagine the Ancient Greek philosophers lectured to their citizens going from town to town expounding on the absurdity of everyday life.
A digression on a diversion as an aside to a parenthetical footnote. Pure bloody genius this man.
May I offer my sincerest contafibularities aardvark
The contents, the delivery - absolutely brilliant! How come there is no Netflix special yet? What are they thinking? Dylan is beyond talented.
"Edwardian cricketer's beard". Good one. I usually refer to them as "Extras from the set of 'Gettysburg.'"
I refer to them as Ned Kelly.
He must have been referring to this picture. www.edwardianpromenade.com/fashion/the-clothes-the-man-cricket/
We joke about these types in New Zealand also.. the standard type has a beard (obviously) a native style arm tattoo plus various other tattoos and either works as a coffee barrister or boutique beer bar with some kind of web design or graphic design on the side. And they usually have a bulldog type dog or some kind of trendy cross breed. Basically a hipster NZ style. And they carry an apple MacBook around and sit in cafes drinking boutique coffee and beer. And sometimes some kind of tweed or tartan kilt for some reason.
They could remake that movie now and there wouldn't be a single false beard required. What has happened to the world?
@@emilyrobbins3238 Same. (we can't be the only people that googled it, surely?) Does it make Dylan more awesome that it exists, or is it fabulouser if he made it up. Not the first time he mixes up fable and reality, perhaps even his shtick, as I just realize that. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/W._G._Grace%2C_cricketer%2C_by_Herbert_Rose_Barraud.jpg
Fortunately as a Finn I get the nuaganoch of his humor
OMG I love you. Don't know if you watched the English version of Wallender which is probably misspelled and not Finnish but north of Canada where I was born ..... Kenneth Branagh total genius. Also Dylan Moran.
@@evelynbaron2004 I didn't even watch the Swedish version of Wallander. As for the rest... yeah you misspelled it and yeah not Finnish, no idea who this Ken is and I think Dylan is the comedian who's stand up act I commented under one night. But it's ok, I love you too, Evelyn.
@@AVJHalonen As an Australian, I appreciate that you are now a Finn whose comment on an Irishman's stand up comedy video I have responded to.
Hugs and Kisses
Sincerely.
@@DemstarAus My god! Can´t believe you are from Australia. I like pretzels.
I have no idea what you have, but it took away half the fun and half of my head altogether after reading this.
😶
"Do you put two shots in the coffee here? He goes "YEAH", like I'd insulted generations of his family."
I laughed at this until I hurt.
👏👏
As someone who loves to climb mountains in january, I very much enjoyed this.
I love how you can tell Jimmy Car is there because that laugh is so distinctive
It’s not him. Only sounds ever so slightly like his inward laugh, but it’s not the same at all if you listen carefully.
Jimmy Car does not enter in this episode I love QI too but how did 156 idiots just cheered y up you idiot.
Dylan Moran is every woman's secret dream man.
Perfect man !!@???!
Love him in the little box on my phone where I can switch him off once I've had my bout with sane insanity....to rock my world out of complacency....
He's three and a half inches tall tho
Maybe women who secretly hate everybody.
I love his humor, he is so intelligent and witty; properly good comedian, would kill to have him as an uncle. But… when I have finished laughing and turn off the screen I realize that I have more disdain for the world (and hipster baristas) than before I started. That’s not something great to live with all the time.
It’s ok to enjoy intelligent cutting sarcasm but somewhere you’d need a break to actually love life enough to not drink yourself to death.
Here’s to Dylan 🍸and to the women who secretly desire him. ;) all those killer ladies who can’t get enough of his banter.
@@burtan2000 guessing you care cause no one else who prizes intelligence would care about height.
Ain’t it the truth.
It's the first time I'm seeing this material, he's absolutely my favourite ever, brilliant mind and amazing energy. Loved every bit of it!
He's absolutely one of the best to ever do it. 👍
Awesome
Watch black books
@@dejonger1963 I have, him and bill have a crazy energy together, and b. Bayley is also brilliant. But thank you all the same! 👍❤️
Ditto!
Dylan is the best thing you can have with coffee on a gloomy Saturday.
or wine
Or a big fat spliff after a long day
@@samwahab8976 I use a bowl myself, in fact I'm puffin on it now.
@@lonelyp1 enjoy this great combo 👌
In lockdown, awaiting the virus test 😏
he is describing every barista in my home town (Melbourne, Australia) 🧔🧔🧔
AND SYDNEY
oh god . flashbacks to living in Brunswick 😂
@@adrianapeace3601 😆😆
Your university must have department of marine accountancy then
Coffee barista?
Actually love this man! So so hilariously funny, one of the best comedians around. Saw him 2 weeks ago and had one of the best nights out in a long while. He is just brilliant.
I had a very similar conversation with a barista in Sofia. I just wanted a coffee and was confronted with the same kind of super intelligent barista with a degree in marine biology. When did life get so complicated?
That is hilarious and entirely possible.
PS Sofia is as far as I know the capital of Bulgaria. My Dad is the smartest man ever to come out of the former Yugoslavia but ......
It's all fancy hipster cafés here now. There's even one where they make your coffee in a beaker-thingy. It's why I get coffee from the non-stops 😅
This bloke looks like he went he went to sleep in a bush after a heavy night of drinking and went straight from his shelter to the theatre to perform.
He's actually cleaned up lol you should have seen him before he was married
That's a pretty good summary of this guy I'd say
You need to watch Black Books!
"Edwardian Cricketers Beard"🤣😂
This man is the absolute nr 1 Comedian in the world. Netflix go for it ❤🎉
Dylan is like an angry Pippin. Love it.
It would be interesting to hear a 2021 update of this show. You have to watch the whole show. He's brilliant.
That is cool but your guitar is white
@@somegirl558 It certainly is. It's the only one, though.
Marine accountancy 🤣
I am obsessed with this man's comedy honesty the absurbity of uncertainty and mortal coil is why I love it. A class act.
This man is the king of sarcasm and I love him dearly!
I choked on my coffee at, "psychotoccino." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG I'm dyin here.
Best impersonation of a Labrador ever
Dylan is hilarious I loved his character in Shaun of the Dead!
I cant watch Dylan's stand up without thinking of Bernard Black throughout. Especially if hes having a drink aswell
Great movie!!!!! His girlfriend was Dawn from The Office, Jasper Carot’s daughter! Such a funny couple😀
I love this guy! His growling and moaning and complaining about everything. He's inspiration for laughing. ;-) :-D
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. No other words for this genius.
There is a word for this level of funny. Let me think... Oh: Perfect.
The Bob Dylan of comedy
You are brilliant, Dylan Moran. Laughed so hard. 'Proper dog!' HAHAHHAHAHAHAH... I AGREE!
I saw Dylan the year he won the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Fringe. I knew then he was pretty special. Funniest man alive.
First seconds. 7am, midnight. I can't control myself laughing.
I laughed so hard I cried half way trough..
Can also confirm I nearly pissed myself at the end too....... Brilliant.
Hilarious! I so relate to trying to order coffee and almost giving up because there were soooo many options. :)
God, that is... classic Hugo and Miles
He is really funny. Dara O'Brian is another irishman who makes me laugh but Dylan always seems slightly drunk. I wonder if he is? And oh my God I love his messy hair..it suits him so well. He actually reminds me of my uncle Michael. He looks like him and sounds similar too plus my uncle was always telling jokes. He would start every conversation with 'Did ya hear the one about the englishman, the irishman, and the scotsman...' and every time he told a joke with that beginning it was a new joke! I don't know how he knew so many!
Its actually been sober for like 2 or 3 years
Acting drunk is part of his act. It's his stage personae.
He doesn't smoke anymore either. It wasn't so much that he wanted to quit, he said it was basically a choice between smoking or breathing.
I'm pretty sure the apparent drunkenness is part of the act. We saw him years ago and he did the thing of getting louder and angrier and slurier, but he was actually sipping from the same glass of red wine the entire show. Unless he knocked back a lot at the interval, he was as sober at the end as he was at the start.
Dylan Moran may just be the funniest man on the planet.
I'd give that spot to Eddie Izzard. Dylan can have the next.
Easily
what about danny bhoy
@@Dethian666 He's in the conversation too, for sure.
Add Billy Connolly Robin Williams and the Monty Python gang plus my dog and that's how I get through life great comment.
man, still got it. he's a poet this guy
Off to rewatch Blacks Books, yet again!😁👍👍👍👍
Edwardian cricketer’s beard😂
Blindfold ye, walk around yer flat, and have a friend hit you with a stick!! I'm still laughing! Thank you!
Have you seen my glasses? 😂
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Never heard of this guy!!! Thanx algorithm!!! Por fin!!!
The comedy Black books is the best! Dylan on turbo.
Dylan just keeps getting better and better...
And he says he doesn't drink any more... hahah, he's brilliant.
Ukulele patio. Wonderful
My favorite comedian ever
I've known rocket scientists less arrogant about their craft than baristas. Funny, that.
Umaminess! ❤️😹
Ach, Dylan, now that you've finally reached a proper age, yer better than ever. Bring on the snark, lad. I'm loving it.
So true. We are not people, fathers. I settled for being a hybrid avalanche / volcano construct, who eats chocolate. And drinks beer.
DM "Yea we should open a cauliflower bar"
Two blokes from Shoreditch "Cauliflower bar......hmmm"
Toasted or roasted with a little cheese, Italian or Greek, no one can pronounce the name of...
Irish accent, so beautiful...🥰
Yay new Dylan material! 😊 Haven't seen this yet! I'm so pleased. 🙃😁💟
Dylan is so funny. ❤ Love the accent! Sharing from 2:51 onwards to those on my barista course today.
Definitely one of the funniest comedians.
well that monolog just saved me from suicide !!!
Fly diving and hole finding. Hah!
Dylan Moran is a great comedian, and was great in Black books.
god how i missed Dylan. haven't laughed like this since Monster
Haven't winced like this since the doddery neighbour cut the communal hedge.
A modern day... Faschoobble Dooble Snazzuzzles 😁 7:30
...I'd love a woolly penguin that swears in dutch.
Dylan Moran is my spirit animal
One of Irelands best comedians. 🇮🇪
ps Billy Connelly Robin Williams Dylan Moran and Stephen Fry for that brilliant intellect .... anyone who says no is a lunatic.
Degree in marine accountancy or whatever it is 😂🙌🏻💯
Looks like a car wash with teeth... 🤣
There are too many funny sentences crammed into this, i nearly died
I don’t know what I said next but we found ourselves outside 😂
You are a force of nature - too funny.
Was anyone else a little disappointed that he never called the barista Mr Beans?
Massively so.
definitely. anyone who attempts to intellectualize or make an art form out of pouring hot water and milk into a cup definitely needs to be brought down a peg or two
is jimmy car in the audience it sounds like his odd laugh in the beginning.
One of the best, his work is sublime
Love Dylan Moran! Brilliant!
Amazing. I found a groundhog head in my yard, no body. Foxes frequently have fun in my yard. They play with my dog’s toys.
He seems to be getting more and more furious with life as he ages. In about 15 years he'll be where I was at when I was 9.
😂😂😂😂
Actually he quit drinking and smoking and nothing has changed except fortunately for all of us he will live longer. Podcast Sirius XM.
He no longer drinks or smokes and still madly loves his wife according to him podcasts and post Covid another tour. I will be there to applaud.
Sunday morning 7am midnight, right? lol
I just came in from walking my dog where I overheard a Hipster on the telephone, going: "That could work, if it would work, but it win't work, and now I have to tell him that…"
Labradors being human being in dog-form seems kinda appropriate.
Brilliant!
Just brilliant!
I needed cheering up and you did it!
It was the coffee sketch!
Jimmy Carr is sitting in the back row but you can still hear his laugh.
Somebody in the front row sure has a unique laugh and seems to be tickled.
"nobody knows this guy" 😂
Dylan is my Spirit Animal. Lol
The weird and wonder full imagination of dylan moran
Hes my most favorite human being on the earth at this moment go Bernard
Absolute feckin genius....
Love the 20 somethings who call me Boss or Chief.
I have literally just finished watching Black Books , again on Netflix. It’s still as funny as I remembered. And lo and behold. This is suggested by the youtube algorithm. Great to see Dylan again. :-)
Brilliant 😂
Yup I hate coffee snobs too!
pure.. comedy.. genius
It would interfere with the umami ness of the bean…
I'd appreciate the penguin.