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Another brand new and great episode of the realistic saga! It's like the lord of the rings saga except there is no ring. But bullets. A lot of them. And very realistic tf2 moments as usual. Thanks, if you still read this! This means a lot to me, because usually, 90% of all viewers don't look into the description. Which is actually pretty disappointing sometimes. I take my time writing this beautiful text and nobody will read it. Feelsbadman. Also, this episode took even longer to make. I still don't apologize. :)
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#tf2 #tf2realistic

[@DasMxD]

Very realistic this time!
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[@engineergaming605]

Engineer Gaming

[@SomeonePrussian]

Rngi

[@qaqqaaaq6519]

Suspscrice

[@setsers1]

Just In Time!!

[@luhandelictor5355]

ok il do that

[@goosegoose4603]

Idea: Engie isn't capped at level 3 and can continue upgrading his gear for as long as he can keep hitting them.

[@aaagawa2010]

Not sure about the hiting with a wrench thing

[@SusDoctor]

Extend: you can add legs if you want to gear

[@timicoens1803]

I want to see this, I wonder what will happen?

[@robyjacker]

@@timicoens1803 Upgrading to Source 3 maybe

[@timicoens1803]

@@robyjacker or a nuke?

[@XenoArch]

Idea:
Heavy would need to recharge his sandvich by making it himself or buy himself

[@gud_boi9787]

Fax

[@joshipan]

i love this idea

[@ztk1138]

With medic help.

[@activitus1958]

And then what would happen after

[@mariogodbout6178]

So he could have 100 sandviches

[@piotrgracz47]

The building idea is actually really cool, just imagine that the teams could just build some sick barricades during the setup

[@kwazar_V2]

Team fortnite 2

[@shrimplysuperior]

6:02 is actually exactly what happens in game when the Payload speed is amplified to high speeds

[@HOTD108_]

That's a very different thing.

[@incredibleandy6466]

Idea: They can instantly open the creates without a key by breaking it.

[@juliogm360]

I want this in the real game

[@moongduri5466]

"just break the crate bro"

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

true. I mean Pyro carries an axe all the time

[@sebassthepiester5834]

If only

[@protogenhorde8515]

Vonderful idea comrade

[@admiralfurret]

Idea: autobalance would require some time for mercenary to change into other uniform and set a new spawnpoint, plus it may require paperwork to be done.

[@activitus1958]

Autobalance is unrealistic.

[@unnaccountableduck9967]

They’re mercs, not true soldiers, other team could just pay more.

[@hilfemajster4234]

@@unnaccountableduck9967 not even Solider is solider.

[@UmbreonBoi]

You somehow made Autobalance even more annoying to go through.

[@JoseLopez-pg6ue]

Idea: Every Merc Should Be In Jail For The Warcrimes They Committed

[@itsmeblue9]

Idea: the mercs would realize that they dont really wanna spend eternity killing each other and respawning, so they simply leave to do other things

[@paulvonhindenburg2125]

"Matches would never end, leading into potentialy years long wars" - Sounds like a normal match of capture the flag

[@ManuLamork]

2fort gaming

[@themanoffate]

Me when the entire enemy team is engineer: guess I'll die

[@YumeIsGone]

@@themanoffate
*I AM ZE SPI*

[@xanderlancecubelo6888]

Bro i just experienced this while doing my contract it was 2-2 still noone got the intelligence

[@silverfoil8854]

@@xanderlancecubelo6888 im still trying to protect the Intel in Hydro

[@Kurumesu]

Idea: Demoman’s “Spent Well Spirits” taunt would hospitalize him or he’d explode for consuming gunpowder

[@MJHootHoot]

That, or blow him up from the inside out.

[@MegaPokeman1]

It would likely just blow his face off. But if you've ever seen firedancers, they attempt similar stunts in their routines.

[@cloudedarctrooperdtq3532]

Dude he puts it in his mouth and spits it

[@coltermiller1782]

i like to killbind right after downing the gunpowder and booze

[@t-bone1]

@Crack yeah so he takes a lighter and spits the gunpowder/booze on the fire and it goes kaboom

[@X3YC]

5:55 "ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD!" *judgement*

[@CallegainKrattson]

PREPARE THY SELF!!!

[@CallegainKrattson]

WEAK...

[@CallegainKrattson]

THY END IS NOW!

[@CallegainKrattson]

CuRUSH!!

[@cringehunter3812]

Those are my lines

[@mechanicol5685]

Idea: All the classes can sneeze, Compromising their position. Spy mains will be furious.

[@KlausWulfenbach]

Idea: on maps where you have to avoid the train running you over, the train has an actual conductor who is traumatized every time the train gibs a player.

[@zzoupz5983]

it's just a new conductor every two days

[@Victor-056]

Huh, that's true.
They must have a LOT of Early retirements...

[@patrickcross1571]

Alternatively, enough damage from gunfire or explosives would cause them to derail and/or explode. It’d be like the crash from EotL all over again.

[@videogamefan101]

If it was the same conductor each time, it'd be funnier if we saw the point where it got more annoying than traumatic. Like, "Goddamn mercenaries fighting around the tracks! Who do they think has to clean the blood and guts!"

[@fumothfan9]

Unless the conductor is an mvm robot

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

“Engie is smart enough to build his own robot army”
So realistic the plot thickens

[@NLTheGreater]

But the other engi could hack/disrupt them

[@Victor-056]

@@NLTheGreater So can the Spy.

[@shellshockhkmk7816]

I said that. Except that I said engineer could reprogram the nvm robots to turn them against each other

[@owenbennett5566]

Idea:
Engineer would be smart enough for building robot factory

[@cookiefan9191]

Idea: heavy can eat his sandwich at anytime, but if you eat it all, I have to make another one

[@flushed3601]

Idea: Spy is actually just a lunatic who THINKS he can turn invisible but in reality he can’t

[@bowserkidgamingAmaya]

That's dark

[@Tower_Swagman]

This is a certified HOI4 red flood moment

[@Windows95__]

@@Tower_Swagman what i didn't expected to find hoi4 in tf2 comment section but k

[@Havlock]

@@Tower_Swagman It would fit since Spy is French.

[@AngelofKaos]

Spy actually can't turn invisible, but the other mercs feel so bad for him they just play along

[@TexHaw]

Honestly I’d like to see a series about the lone Engie and his robot army.

[@voxythegamerfox7601]

Same

[@jeremiasdeez3810]

Yes

[@vpopsumov]

Yes same

[@Langodan]

same

[@Gaming.Gamer.]

Yes, me too

[@Mo4alka_X]

Ideas:
1. The bulletproof vest worn by Heavy and the Demoman will protect him from bullets.
2. Mercenaries would not bring such things as a bottle of milk, jarate, mailbox, fish, etc. to the battlefield
3. Where does endless ammunition for all classes appear in the dispenser?
4. if a medic heals a scout, he does not start running faster
5. Players cannot stand on the teleporter because it is spinning.

[@kaloz429mobile9]

Scout needs to slow down bc medic is slow

[@SerialDesignationN-mg2lg]

Idea: all classes combined could lift the payload and carry it

[@user-oq5yn7wp4g]

If TF2 were realistic, then the inscription "If TF2 was realistic" would not appear by itself, but would have been built by someone

[@daniel-gabrielvlad2462]

Let engi build them

[@KoishiVibin]

If TF2 were realistic then a minigun would not overheat. The entire point of the spinning barrels is to prevent overheat.
Unless you were putting ammo through continously, it wouldn't work.

[@Argonwolfproject]

@@KoishiVibin The entire point of the spinning barrels is to increase rate of fire, and real miniguns absolutely do overheat to the point of glowing red.

[@elitely6748]

Idea: Because of Mannco and Administrators ties, the mercs would be able to use real military equipment,vehicles,etc.

[@BlueRGuy]

*FortressField 2*

[@elitely6748]

@Crack If i had $10 for every time I use Frontline in my sfms i'd be a trillionaire

[@nichsulol4844]

since robot was allowed used that company

[@kickasspeanuts]

Soldier's wet dream come true

[@user-tv6wx2vd6j]

Call of team 2

[@harjarmec]

>"If TF2 was realistic"
>Looks inside
>Robot army

[@Deviljho_death-pickle]

Idea: every soldier’s primary weapons can destroy the maps surroundings (rock, trees and buildings)

[@guywhoexists6]

idea: the engineer would be able to equip the gunslinger at anytime by taking his glove off. edit: how did this blow up so fast?

[@furberkara7832]

That’ll work

[@Cage-CatYT]

Yes

[@SpittingSEA]

He doesn't need to equip it because it's already under his glove.

[@furberkara7832]

@@SpittingSEA yeah thats what he said

[@guywhoexists6]

@@SpittingSEA thats my point .-.

[@Two-EyedShockwave]

Idea: Demoman's vest is able to carry Kevlar plates, so he would be protected from light firearms and shotguns

[@KoishiVibin]

Demoman isn't alone in this. heavy wears a light armored vest and overall is harder to put down because he's bigger.
TF2 becomes P2W because armor cosmetics can stop shrapnel, small arms, and even heavy weapons.
For example, the Coldfront Carapace would make the Medic almost unstoppable.
Also nothing would stop the Medic from picking up a shotgun, or an SMG. Or the Sniper from getting a shotgun, etc.
Scout with a stickybomb launcher?

[@thedbdentity2102]

Yes

[@Official_lord_noob]

Engineer irl would literally be the most overpowered character there is. He can just build a fucking army.

[@TheNoobyAnimator]

Choose one,or choose both:
Idea 1: Scout cant double jump.
Idea 2: Engineer can level up his sentries forever.

[@forshovelry2705]

Idea: Pyro’s air blast would launch him because of the insane kickback.

[@mattwoodard2535]

Surprisingly VALVe thought of that. There is a (diffuse) airblast to the rear to to counterbalances the one from the front. sm

[@mrbananaz3156]

OK but now we can airblast jump without rockets
That would be amazing

[@GewelReal]

Newton's 2nd law

[@alsanderandciaran]

Idea redacted due to tf2 lore

[@landonlinde8485]

I know right I wish that was a thing in game

[@ThatSpaceMann]

Idea: When the Spy is disguised, he can still do any Spy taunt while disguised, or any other class taunt for that matter. Actually, any class can do any taunt. But yeah, the Spy can still taunt while disguised and not lose his disguise.

[@mrspy5736]

Let the spy play the bongos

[@ihavespoken9871]

Idea: Or he can still attack while disguised!!!

[@aaagawa2010]

Also thought of that

[@rpg_knight3716]

Masks doesn't work

[@andyfriederichsen]

He also wouldn't lose the disguise from attacking.

[@lona_breakdown_bits_2023]

Pyro’s air blast would really just give them a strong breeze and not launch enemies

[@batman_JS]

Idea:when lose they won’t lose their wepeon
Idea: a dispenser won’t suddenly give you heal

[@BritishSoldier-kr9xf]

Idea: The Disciplinary Action would only hurt other teammates and not speed them up

[@ioratv]

And it would please spy ;)

[@zacharyfelton8090]

unless they like it

[@ioratv]

@@zacharyfelton8090 oh soldier, you handsome rogue

[@kayagorzan]

Pain

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

it speeds them up by fear of pain

[@doorknob5223]

Idea: Heavy has to manually prepare the sandvich before he can eat it (chop the lettuce, cut the tomatoes, toast the bread, etc.)

[@williamsantamaria2813]

Also, it can spoil

[@sevendeadlysquids404]

Idea: Scout actually has to open the can of Bonk/Crit-a-Cola

[@tornadix99]

Also idea: Throwing the sandvich with a plate and all is painful depending of the force, and there is high chance it tips over, or is stepped by the mercenaries in an accident.
Or they would need to be good frisbee trower or catcher.

[@QuartzOfficial]

@@sevendeadlysquids404 he does everytime you equip it

[@mrspy5736]

@@QuartzOfficial and some how magically seals it back up, spamming that thing is fun

[@cheeez2000]

Ideas:
-Kicking system would be more like "You're fired!"
-Any team can use a useless copy of intelligence that contains papers with nothing
-Übercharge can last forever

[@anhducdao8574]

Idea: Engineer can make bullets for his team (It needs more than 1 engineer)

[@buzzsburner.8286]

Scout grabbing his "milk" and saying "oh yeah, come to daddy" has got to be the most cursed thing I've ever witnessed

[@khalidriden3176]

You aren’t gonna talk about the ms Pauling?in the magazine.

[@yum976]

Fun fact: mad milk comes from radioactive cows, which is why in the game it is listed as a "non-milk substance". Look it up, You'll see I'm right

[@blahajsharkie]

@@yum976 before it was called mann milk and that "non milk substabce" became sus

[@yum976]

@@blahajsharkie Makes sense. So glad they changed it

[@blahajsharkie]

@@yum976 yeah.. if this video would have released during the mann milk era... you can imagine what would happen

[@zacharycabanie3030]

Idea: Heavy is strong enough to lift and carry some of his injured teammates to safety

[@user-tc7kl3vr2p]

Well, probably most of the mercs are strong enough to drag injured ally to safe place

[@wolfh0und685]

Heavymedic

[@lookinforladies]

I mean,Sasha is like 150 kg,só,its like a certain thing

[@joshipan]

I love this Idea

[@oldemerald]

👍👍
That would be helpful.

[@Tanksnstuffs]

No, the thing with picking up objects is awesome, someone needs to implement it

[@zeusa179]

Idea:the mercs would take a long time to practice the Kazotsky kick

[@revol2933]

Idea: Sniper could use camouflage, and also heal himself with herbs etc. He's a survival master after all.

[@denzelnavarra5065]

Big brain

[@thefullmedic]

Ah yes use herbs to stitch up a gunshot wound

[@VerminGurlMia]

Hes a man who lives in a camper van who can shoot well, no he's not

[@vietnam_so_good]

@@thefullmedic its possible in resident evil revelations 2, so why not team fortress 2?

[@zryuek]

For soldier:
He actually has to reload every time he fires AND like actual rocket launchers, fires in a arc with no recoil

[@andyfriederichsen]

Not a big arc, but still an arc. There's still some recoil, but not very much.

[@nipplecollector7818]

and everyone standing behind soldier when he fires his rocket just gets obliterated

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@nipplecollector7818 Spy gets backblasted.

[@Reality_Kyaad]

just imagine if the ''cant see the diffrence of an enemy or a friend'' applys with the robots aswell

[@kotobormot228]

1:42 snipers is fast building that unreal

[@pupper1783]

Idea: Engineer’s dispenser can’t heal anyone automatically, Players would have to manually patch up their own wounds with supplies it gives you.

[@KCKrumbcake]

Idea:
Terrain can be damaged. Soldier can dig trenches with his shovel.

[@wangrico768]

yes

[@AhterRu]

Good idea

[@noa.retrasad]

Bruh i said the same idea 1 month ago, i hate algorithm

[@Captain_Obnoxious]

@@noa.retrasad true

[@arturowski4124]

Imagine never ending matches and terrain destruction/reshaping (like sniper building sniper nest in video). Then you can watch as map degenerates into ww1 hellscape

[@BloodLunar]

Ideas
1:We Would Be Able To Hear Pyro
2:You Can’t Go Invisible Using A Watch And You Can’t Do That To Fake Your Death

[@lupitareyes3443]

Idea: people can kill their own teammates and people can break the rules

[@amigoconmigo]

Ideas: Heavy cant have his sandwich regenerate, he’ll have to walk back to spawn to get the ingredients for the sandwich, and make it himself, same for sniper, but worse

[@Moon122]

That is amazing 🤣 I love how you added the “but worse” at the end

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

And (shudders) scout

[@mentlegenpooty9711]

@@casualsleepingdragon8501 Ah yes, N U T.

[@Moon122]

@@mentlegenpooty9711 🤣 I love this comment ^

[@pepegtz-tb2qq]

The sniper no need go go go the base onoy if he has no bottle but he has More bottles to refill

[@bestaround0]

Idea: engineer actually had to add the parts to his sentry gun to upgrade it instead of just random junk

[@TheEmeraldPixel]

But then again, the beggars bazooka exists, so...

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@TheEmeraldPixel That wouldn't exist in a realistic TF2.

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

@@andyfriederichsen I mean, I wouldn't put it past Engi to make something good even out of swemingly random junk

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@kichiroumitsurugi4363 True.

[@somerandomyoutuber3509]

3:34 one must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@unclesloppy8518]

Not sure if this series is still being worked on, but i'm surprised no one seems to have suggested this:
The mercs would most likely suffer some sort of PTSD/shellshock by seeing their friends explode, get vaporized, shredded, etc.

[@TheEngieTF2]

Idea: I can literally just upgrade everyone's weapons to be more advanced and stronger

[@gud_boi9787]

Fax

[@Idk-cm8ed]

Help me upgrade my level 3 sentry

[@furberkara7832]

No? Because guns already made to be best at it’s own

[@TheRetroSpeedster]

@@furberkara7832 technically engie is smart enough to upgrade everyone's weapons

[@no_maidens_user]

But....
*Can you upgrade Valve so they make us a better anti cheat ?*

[@TomatoGatcha]

Idea: Autobalance wouldn’t exist, switching teams would probably require paperwork

[@mikehanderson683]

That's genius!

[@Extreme-PCIe-Cable]

perfect

[@mrunkown9342]

Noice

[@kentytofficiald4129]

Noice

[@MangaLibary]

And the other team to trust you..
Without having your team knowing that you betrayed them..
There's paper work, AND not trying to be killed by your own Team...

[@Roblox_US_Military]

Idea: heavy will be the only person in a game

[@shunkaidou69]

I know this series is dead, but here's a couple of ideas:
• If the wars don't end and keep going for a long time, it would be unlikely that anyone would collect the bodies, meaning that they would rot in the map.
• If they can get all the ingredients to make a sandwich, it's most likely that they would have a big variety of food.

[@Gyarretto7]

Idea: Pyro's air blast wouldn't put out teammates that are on fire: It's propane, so it would actually make the fire even bigger.

[@anonimoqualquer5503]

Same for enemies

[@GolferGuyMan]

agreed

[@rowanwilliams1361]

Damn, I was just going to type this.

[@Gryphon1-1]

That's a clean-burning hell, I'll tell you what!

[@blizzardfog9501]

For soliders rocket launcher there's kick back and blast back

[@tpgfm]

Idea: The classic is a G36. With no (external) bolt. That thing is 100% fully automatic and would no doubt be the most powerful weapon sniper has.

[@ellioteathan2626]

Well the thing would need a bigger magazine too

[@noobs_altaccsCICG]

Idea: You can wear a shirt of any class

[@user-io1pq7ie7c]

Idea: engineer could build a giant gigantic mech suit that destroys everything

[@retyqui]

Idea: Switching maps requires the whole cast to travel, preferably by plane.

[@personwhoneverreviews5335]

Better than my idea

[@stupit467]

Well, they do have teleporters

[@imofficiallyinsane2312]

@Crack correct

[@nichsulol4844]

room teleporter cutscene where move to new map

[@rpg_knight3716]

@@stupit467 god damnit, this is realistic series

[@Me-ringue]

Idea : All classes have to take all the objects from their taunts (Magic broom, guitar for engi, cart etc etc) in a big box for every battle they're doing

[@user-mt9mt8ir2r]

Idea there would be frendly kill and an enemy can get into the enemy base but one unrelistick to billd that much robots the engi would need a lot a time and so much mettal

[@maxarme3115]

Idea: Uber-saw can’t give you Über-charge

[@maxarme3115]

Перевод:
Идея: Убер-пила не сможет давать тебе Убер-заряд

[@honeykylehkkd7530]

DOES HEAVY HAVE TO PUT GUN INSIDE HIS HAND TO DO THE POOTIS POW

[@_0Happy_Face0_]

Idea: Pyro can't hear anything because the gas mask covers Pyros entire head - it doesn't look like it would allow Pyro to hear

[@SerialDesignationN-mg2lg]

spy wouldn’t be able to mimic the other mercs voices while disguised

[@randomtexanguy9563]

it's part of his disguise kit technology!!!

[@vsevolodgaming78]

Idea: Soldier can use his shovel to dig trenches for more defense.

[@gamereroblox3444]

I fixating the idea I (heavy’s minigun uses a low caliber bullet, so half of the time, it would bounch off the wall killing him,) (the respawn can be allowed due to a theroy that tf2 takes place in vr

[@maciejszawinski5440]

Smart thing

[@pantuternik]

And his picks, too

[@dm-re6sz]

Great idea

[@i_am_eating_my_laptop1129]

Yeah and engi can place a sentry in the middle if there's a sand pile in the middle of the trenche

[@SmilyB01]

Here's an idea: The Spy would find backstabbing the Medic much harder to do, because the medipack's in the way of the knife.

[@lioncat79]

Wouldn't the medkit explode tho?

[@pantuternik]

@@lioncat79 Rather just break and disable Medic from healing or using Uber

[@slosh7072]

@@lioncat79 What does a medkit contain that explodes when punctured?

[@DRzomboss_at_taco_bell]

@@lioncat79 no why?

[@lioncat79]

@@DRzomboss_at_taco_bell I am pretty sure that whatever is in the medkit is volatile

[@legomanbekfast7061]

Idea: The seals wouldn’t survive the harsh environments that are the TF2 maps

[@FriskMeemur]

Idea: sentries would have to use a machine learning algorithm in order to know what red team and blue team looks like, and custom outfits would mess with them.

[@upcommerbunny8588]

idea: If the rounds potientially never ends, the characters would slowly grow old.

[@user-kg8fr3pk7e]

Make sense

[@boiboi5423]

Yep that is about right

[@juliogm360]

Up because makes all the sense

[@nicolascifuentes1318]

Thats a bit hard for ya know what you need made the models of the old characters

[@upcommerbunny8588]

@@nicolascifuentes1318 Just add a white beard on them

[@fordrs200]

Idea:
Engineer can create any kinds of sentries, so he can make his mini sentries lvl 3, or he can build new kinds, possible like grenade launching sentries.
Apologies for the complexity.
Edit: thanks guys for (nearly) 150 likes!

[@evagineer9165]

No no, you got a point, Trap sentries, out of context or not

[@fordrs200]

@@evagineer9165 yup.. I can agree.

[@cutercills9x9productions9]

Always wanted to see a level 4 sentry or even a level infinity sentry.

[@nebiatyifru4045]

Three words. Wall. Mounted. Sentries.

[@drwood-hi3gn]

Hey, maybe in future there will be a wrench that lets you build those

[@ethanton7074]

Idea: With a brain as big as his, engineer would be teaching master classes in robotics and engineering.

[@thekn1ght0wl]

yes you can pick up any thing, however depending on the character the amount of items varies
with heavy being the strongest and scout being the weakest

[@aname8524]

Idea: Pyro would attack his teammates just the same, since he thinks he’s giving his friends lollipops and stuff

[@ChongDog420]

Idea: pyro wouldn’t have a fantasy

[@Anonymous5246]

Idea: engi can make himself a cyborg to be more powerfull.

[@czebosak]

@@HoneyWagon... it's actually his goggles that are changing his vision

[@ak47epic94]

@@czebosak no it's just them being crazy. Their goggles just make the others see what they see

[@czebosak]

@@ak47epic94 bruh that is so stupid

[@SirNarax]

Actually a minigun, couldn't overheat. It is one of the advantages of going with a multi-barreled design. Not only is the load less on each barrel but the rotation of the barrels cool like a fan.

[@tattoo78ish]

Guns for nerds

[@rubikscubegaming2412]

Said the man that made the overcomplicated gulag

[@LazyLifeIFreak]

Miniguns can and will overheat if fired for prolonged periods, no amount of air cooling can mitigate the heat buildup.

[@christianjairodava5938]

Trie

[@lawlarhtoo6602]

Watch a m-124 vulcan over heat

[@sillyrandomdisplayname]

Idea: When pyro ignites scout, Scout can run and the wind can distinguish the fire.

[@welcometovietnam815]

Idea: guns can get dirty and jam
Idea: clothes can stain or have dirt on it

[@ShortHax]

Idea: First aid, rockets, and piss are kept in a cabinet in the room where people are born. So everything would be made single use

[@normalnate3447]

(An actually good comment)

[@lei2069]

@@normalnate3447 hello

[@SethstarSlayer]

That’s not true Sniper can just pee in a jar again

[@briishcabbage568]

@@SethstarSlayer So jarate would take longer to recharge

[@danturtle381]

@@briishcabbage568 nah, he took pills that tripled the size of his kidneys in the comic that introduced jarate

[@spaiii206]

Idea: since that the bomb in the cart is modeled after the Fat Man, when in detonates it would wipe out the entire map

[@OneEyeWarm]

They wouldn't even be in position of it since government lol

[@IAmFlamingAgent]

Idea: Every melee hit on the back with a sharp weapon (like pyro’s axe) will significantly damage the enemy. The damage will scale depending on the character you hit (so like scout will be one shotted as for heavy will take a lot less damage).

[@Nice-mh9mr]

idea: soldier couldn't rocket jump, instead of rocket jumping he explodes

[@heavy_ang_patay]

Idea: Sniper would prone and wear camouflage like a real sniper would, making him more difficult to spot.

[@khahinmetameta7826]

+ real snipers not expose their barrel

[@Mrbird321]

My favorite TF2 gag is to press my kill bind at the end of his shovel taunt. Like the third hit concusses Soldier so hard he blacks out instantly

[@khahinmetameta7826]

@Chicken also now days snipers will choose semi auto over bolt action like the M110

[@nipplecollector7818]

@@Mrbird321 AAAAAAAAAAAA *bonk*

[@adothebasic7383]

Idea: The mercenaries would need to take time to apply medkits, and not just run into them

[@neogummi]

*trips over medkit into wall head contacts wall at the perfect angle so their neckbreaks as they fall*

[@skeletongeneral197]

Idea: Some cosmetics can add protection

[@l0n4fy3]

Idea: you can drink the powerup canteen, not sure if it taste good or not.

[@theboxoftexas]

Idea: Soldier would have to reload his rocket launcher every time he shoots it once because an excessive amount would kill him by the rocket colliding with another rocket in the barrel

[@skell6134]

Bazooka:Im into that s**t dude

[@skrawnes6906]

Idea: Some of the mercenaries would get overheated or sun burn on certain maps and get frost bite or freeze to death on others by wearing certain cosmetic's.

[@magnusm4]

Some would just sit inside, light a fire and get cozy. Like on Sawmill. Their weapons would just rust or not work from all that water. Plus they'd get wet, slow and soggy.

[@styroniteRBLX]

I know I’m late, but this is pretty ironic. The idea is that scout pushes the cart slowest while heavy the fastest, but scout is the fastest class while heavy is the slowest…. So how would this work out?

[@amelkaric3669]

Idea: any character can search character pockets in any class

[@grayanderson2761]

Idea: The enemy could just throw/push the payload off the track entirely so the attacking team would have to put it back on or just carry it manually.

[@nathanpierce7681]

insert ttte runaway theme here

[@camdenprime5430]

Idea: There is no max amount for players! Meaning you could have a thousand of players fighting for the intelligence!!!

[@relcampis]

Ok basically world war 3 on steroids.

[@AutmnWind]

So a full 2fort Match would take a little longer than usual

[@Diz_Y]

@@AutmnWind imagine if everyone was playing engineer

[@camdenprime5430]

@@Diz_Y now that would be engineer gaming!!!

[@Diz_Y]

@@camdenprime5430 *[Plays Robot Rock(Engineer Gaming theme song)]*

[@louisecelino1010]

Idea:when a spy disguises,he can use the weapon of the class he is disguised as

[@Aizek-Glitch]

Ideas:
1. You can buy armor for everyone that can protect them
2. Spy's death ringer not save him from death
3. Bombs instantly kill anyone
4. Any food will not be restored, you will have to buy it again
5: You can take healing items with you instead of using them right away

[@SockEater4293]

Idea: After years of matches on every map, they would end up looking like wastelands with all of the destruction that has been caused everyday.

[@swindle9695]

"Idea: Matches would never end, potentially leading to year long wars."
Have you even played 2Fort? My GOD!

[@duckieman64sticknodesaaaaa46]

U got a point 5hough

[@JordySchunk]

What If The Server Was Just Fulk Of Friendlys? Try-Hards Are Killed On Sight.

[@Blue-team]

Skial was here

[@DeadPanTV]

Have you played dustbowl

[@starkiller1289]

Hightower can be pretty bad as well Halloween mode or not.

[@mr.meloetta1939]

Idea: on maps like Well, a train running through would try and hit the brakes if they saw anyone on the tracks in front of them.

[@Tankzzz.]

even after 2 years it is still gold

[@sdpelly]

idea: realistically, shotguns at close range, like the scattergun or stock shotgun or panic attack, etc. would be really dangerous at close range and could one hit any class if it's a close - mid range headshot/meatshot.

[@MangaLibary]

Yes true! But it depends what type of shells their using....
There is normal shells, they won't cause any dismemberment if up close or mid-range, mostly because the pellets will only cause a little damage...
Then there's Slug shells... Those will cause Extremely damage because they can and will destroy the whole bone and severely damage the muscles... Or a dismemberment..
Then there's incendiary.... We already know what it does...

[@t-forcepro335]

Realistically shotguns would have a lot farther range, able to kill anyone in one shot even across the bridge in 2fort.

[@MangaLibary]

@@t-forcepro335 True... You ever watched Fps Russia?
But yeah every time I see someone with a panic attack... I pity the receiving end of that gun if it goes into "critical hit" mode

[@mashpotato1229]

Yup, also slug rounds and other exotic rounds are useable, not just buckshot

[@sdpelly]

@@MangaLibary i was talking about buckshot because of how fucking powerful it is, just look at how many pellets the stock shotgun, the family buisness, and The Backscatter have. that could cause some serious damage, especially because of how fast the projectiles are moving, and the fact that shotguns use a shit ton of gunpowder.

[@ALouisae]

Idea: When the payload cart goes downhill, it could easily build up too much speed and de-rail, and either have to be picked up and put back on the rails (weighing tons) or just exploding if it hits a wall too hard.

[@pootispiker2866]

It actually can derail if it goes very, very fast

[@ALouisae]

@@pootispiker2866 well that’s if it’s going at insane speeds that would’ve derailed if it was going slower too. I’m talking about just how heavy that cart is compared to the speed would gain on some downhill tracks, it would just fly off and explode when it hit a wall and/or just kinda fly off and get stuck in a field of something

[@croatian_cheddar]

ideas:
- spy doesnt have infinite sappers
- spy's cloak device isnt a real thing