offer to do small tasks for random people, like shoveling driveways or putting shopping carts away. you can actually make a lot of money doing this. A LOT.
@@zaviergoswell7159 because if you steal a car you're not only gonna be chased down and get imprisoned, but you're also ruining someone else's life whereas a movie you just saving money and no one cares about it
Here, I simplified it for ya: 1: move to Somalia 2: buy an AK 3: don’t bother to learn how to use said AK 4: hijack ships until you get shot by some badass mercenaries in a LiveLeak video
Just don't eat dinner. You can have almost as much dessert as you want without dying. That's what I do everyday and I'm as healthy as... Uh... Well, not very healthy at all.
I always knew I should learn fencing. Originally, I was just gonna use it for lightsaber battles in fan fiction, because it makes more sense than using heavy sword fighting styles, as learning a fighting style helps a lot in accurately portraying it. But this video helped me realize it'd be helpful in being a legit and legal pirate.
Technically it would be better to survive on venus because it has similar gravity but you would have to build giant cloud cities from Star Wars because fo the heat.
Walk in with a note saying hand over £5000 and no one gets hurt and the tellers should just hand over the money because banks don't want a big scene tellers are told to just do it the banks get money bk via insurance. Just know you will be hunted down like a dog a man in America done it in the 90s if I remember correctly ( I DO NOT ADVISE TRYING THIS) but it's your best bet
which should i build schonner: 6 years to build max 3 years min/power: (from a scale of 1-10) 4 brig: 9 years max 5 min/power:5.5 (depends) frigate:10years max 7years min/power 8 man o'war: 15 years max 9 years min/power 9.5
MonkeyPlayer I live on a ship. I have been for almost 10 years. I've sailed about 25 times on the ship I live on, that is not counting little boats. I hope u get to sail someday, it's really great.
Arrgghhh, man, I have the same intention too, matey(friend)! One day when I become a pirate can we be mateys(friends in the pirate language)? Or I build a ship and assign ye(you) capitan over it? I have this 3 main motto(s) of becoming a buccaneer(a robber/pirate at the sea); Treasure, Danger, Adventure, although I will not have any source of income(because I don't plan to steal or kill), yo ho ho(hey), why dont we talk on private, discuss pirate? This is my email 'mjohn5864@gmail.com". Arrgghhh!
- Learn Parkour - Study Martial Arts - Develop great marksmanship with guns. - Study tactics of stealth ( There are books on how to be stealthy) - Be in excellent physical condition - Develop knife fighting skills. - Get an awesome Assassins Creed Jacket. - Get hired to be a contract killer - Complete the mission and look awesome doing it. Advise: Don't be an assasin. It's quite illegal.
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Old time pirates: -used cannons and cannoballs -used big swords that didn't really help as size didnt matter -have giant beards and talked weird -always got scurvy Modern day pirates: THE BLOODY NAVY OF COURSE
+Potatoking Gaming 1: That's incredibly illegal 2: That's is borderline impossible 3: In the slim chance you make it into orbit you'll almost certainly die
Noooo....Harley Quinn!!! I wanna be her for Halloween and I need to be in her mind set XD PLEASE JOE.....HOW TO BE HARLEY QUINN/MR J......PUDDIN.....XD
i just realized i might have an ancestor of a pirate beacause technacliy i was born in america but i am english,dutch,welsh,and french so um arrg... also i am german and native american
yeah I know,I always thought abd will think that he is legit, they even said that his time travel theories and parrarel universes were not proven wrong by scientists and they started to adopt it ,and the manual he provided is drawn as a real machine drawn by an engineer that they still dont know where it came from ,and what he said about the ibm 5100 was proven right after i think 3 years by one of the few 20 scientists that worked at ibm,he even predict some near events, so for him to be a bluff he must be an engineer (manual) who worked at ibm (the computer) who know about space-time and physics (to make the theories ) and good enough at social science to predict some event , or just he is a bunch of dudes ech one in a domain trying to have fun :p
Pieterjanvdhd Are you for real bro?Have even been in europe.Im only trying to save lifes here.Plus if he can make a video how to fight a bear.That is 10% chance you will find him (canada russia).Yeah he makes video about it.I think he can make video how to survive this.
![ILLSLICK - WINTER IS COMING [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dwTMeM1zIhQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Am i the only one who thinks Joe would be the most awesome history teacher ever?
no
nightbro avr He isn't the only 1 who thinks joe would be the most awesome history teacher ever. lmao
He has expressed interest.
Matthijs Nijhuis that would be epic
OMG yes he would be
How to survive being homeless!
that would legit be useful for some id imagine.
offer to do small tasks for random people, like shoveling driveways or putting shopping carts away. you can actually make a lot of money doing this. A LOT.
(Lurking)
That's actually a good one. considering the way things that are happening at this current time.
+Dionne Ragaci Purple Lamborghini?
Step 1: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
Step 2: You are a pirate.
Without a ship.
Lazy town song.
LOGIC
Har har Fidel Dee Dee you are a pirate
YAR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALIGHT WITH ME
Epic how to be a parkour master
YES
id liek that
oh yq
+coley man yg
Level up your agility skill
>i want this new game
>it's 60 dollars
>that's how i became a pirate
la romani este pe moca
New game are 80$ now
+samwil 0 *$80
wait! are a descendant of Vlad the impaler! Vlad tepes! Dracula!?!
+samwil 0 Not in the US.
I am a simple human being. I see Captain Jack Sparrow I click
Piper McLean same
The best pirate I have ever seen
Same
Love him
i got a jar of dirt
where is the heart!
the rum has been taken to isengard
savi
+WildstarZG - Destiny/Battlefield/Call of Duty but why is the rum GONE?!?!
+Tsynsin because the hobbits took it to isengard
How to become a modern pirate:
1. Move to Somalia
2. Get really skinny
3. Get in a dingy with 8 other skinnies and attack French trade vessels
Step 4: Die attacking Russian naval vessel by accident
+Josh Patterson rush b
L
+Jerico Dawson Marcos Nope long A
xDD
"How to become a pirate" ... pretty easy. download some stuff off the internet illegally.. DONE!
MEME FACTORY oh my god it’s so bad it’s good
"How to become a pirate" It's easy just watch one piece and learn from luffy.
You wouldn’t steal a car, so why would you steal a movie
Yar har, I am a pirate
@@zaviergoswell7159 because if you steal a car you're not only gonna be chased down and get imprisoned, but you're also ruining someone else's life whereas a movie you just saving money and no one cares about it
What is a Pirate's favourite letter?
You think it is the R but his true love is the C
Lol
Nice.
in true it's the X
Why, is it because pirates lack nutrition and that's when they get scurvy?
Someone explain
How to survive being homeless
how to become a homless?
sell your house or gamble it away
How to be a jedi
davidkong1000 i dont own a house of my own! step 1, check
Spend the little money you have on 24/7 gym membership. You get a place to stay at nights, showers, toilets and a locker.
They forgot Edward Kenway.
revenge6644 yolo
true
*starts playing black flag theme at full audio
you do realize he's naming real pirates?
not fake ones
DHTGK Then why do I see a thumbnail of Jack Sparrow?
Lack of Vitamin C? *Suddendly understands Gangplank and his oranges*
The name of the ability is Remove Scurvy ;)
Eat oranges, it's k.
Eat an orange, cure cancer.NERF PLEASE!
Hit by Morgana bind? It's K.
epic how to become a knight/ be knighted
epic how to stop/ survive a shark attack
Sharks don't attack that often.
+Asterion can still happen
If you get attacked by a shark, it means the shark thinks you're a dumb sea critter
jeremy Yeah, it would probably help the 10 people who die from a shark attack every year.
+Asterion actually its only about 3 times per year
Step 1:
Be Somalian
How to get away with murder, it's for a friend
Jordan HA kermit the frog?
"Razzle Dazzle them, and they'll never catch wise."
how to be a super villain. you already did batman it's only fair for the joker to get his deranged turn of evil. ;)
that would be awesome
No........how to be Harley Quinn.....I need that in my life...... I wanna be her for Halloween so I need to be in her mind set! XD
+Ruby & Emily be crazy
the truth be spoken. but if you want real crazy pick a Yandere, specifically Yuno from future diary.
Fall in a vat of chemical
How to be an adult...
Charr become 18 years old....
Charr h
Charr grow up
Boooooo
To become an adult...Epically...you only need know how to get BOOTY! and you get BOOTY with VIGOR!
(I know it’s a year late but it’s still good!)
This is all I watch on this channel lol
Me 2
Same
Same
Man at arms is the primary reason im here...this is second
Me to
Why not: Epic How To Survive A Cannibal Attack?
Aka zombie apocalypse
Gonna need this soon
"How to become a pirate"
US Navy: So you have chosen death
How to be a knight or samurai please/anybody wanna join the lagoon company?
Work under a King or Queen as defence. Then you technically become a lower class knight.
Go back in time.
Well i think i am really close to a knight
I bet you travelled in time.
You need to learn the art of ending your opponent rightly to became a good knight.
I really hope this host never gets switched out, he's awesome.
Can you do a How to be an assassin? We just learned how to be a pirate but if we also learn how to be an assassin then we can be Edward Kenway!
how to become an assasin
Hey said that they won't show us how to kill
They showed how to be a ninja, you can base your Assassins Creed style assassinating from there. For modern assassination...
Play Hitman jk bye
I would like if I wasn't on mobile
step one, make sure the guards are kinda dumb.
Bram Van Den Heuvel step 1 play assasains creeds.
Step 2 play assasains creed
Simple download a torrent go to the Pirate Bay. And you're a Pirate ARRRGH!
Here, I simplified it for ya:
1: move to Somalia
2: buy an AK
3: don’t bother to learn how to use said AK
4: hijack ships until you get shot by some badass mercenaries in a LiveLeak video
epic how to survive the dessert
Don't eat too much of it.
Finish your ice cream.
The ...grama nazis ...*lucs at camra* there hear,
Just don't eat dinner. You can have almost as much dessert as you want without dying. That's what I do everyday and I'm as healthy as... Uh... Well, not very healthy at all.
MahoganyMax I can't tell if that was sarcasm. I hope it was.
these disclaimers always amuse me.
HOW TO BE A PIRATE!*
*don't be a pirate it's illegal
Bruh does anyone else think that Joe would make an AWESOME history teacher
HOW TO ROB A BANK!! pls
He has said before that they won't do it
gta 5...
The worried Owl they didn't
The worried Owl anyway if they did if we get lots of support we might be able to
+Butter Lock watch their video called "Things we didn't teach you in 2015" they explain why they won't do it, and why they'll never do it.
I always knew I should learn fencing. Originally, I was just gonna use it for lightsaber battles in fan fiction, because it makes more sense than using heavy sword fighting styles, as learning a fighting style helps a lot in accurately portraying it. But this video helped me realize it'd be helpful in being a legit and legal pirate.
How to be a pirate
step one: watch one piece
Weeb
Yup
Watch black sails
Exactly
JUST WATCH IT!!!!
how to survive on mars
ooh this one is good
The Martian much :D
this
Watch the Martian movie.
Technically it would be better to survive on venus because it has similar gravity but you would have to build giant cloud cities from Star Wars because fo the heat.
Do Epic HOW TO ROB A BANK
play Payday 2
+Wilson Nguyen I have that's y I wanted to see them do it
gta V
he's already said that he won't do it bro :v
Walk in with a note saying hand over £5000 and no one gets hurt and the tellers should just hand over the money because banks don't want a big scene tellers are told to just do it the banks get money bk via insurance. Just know you will be hunted down like a dog a man in America done it in the 90s if I remember correctly ( I DO NOT ADVISE TRYING THIS) but it's your best bet
who knew the pirate name because black flag
me, today I was even playing it😂
next on AWE me How To Become A Terrorist - EPIC HOW TO
+A Wild Charmander Not racist!! *LOL* 😂
Bad idea
did people not understand...that was a joke! a joke!
+GAMESHADOW007 I'm pretty sure jokes are supposed to be funny. You should have said Just a prank bro
ok ill reformulate: Whats next? how to become a terrorist? goit now?
Hello Everyone. I'm using internet explorer, I hope this comment gets here in time. Happy New Year 2006.
Tbh that wasn't too long for i.e.
how to survive a tsunami
Funny! I only saw this about a 100 times before.
How to make an original comment
dude its already 2007 good thing i use Firefox
This pirate approves of your childlike explanation and humor, I will not pirate you.
Epic How To :DEFEAT OR AVOID BULLIES
How to commit a school shooting
What about how to outsmart a troll In the comments or anywhere on the Internet.
Punch it in the god-damned face!
wait what about the devil fruits? and in your famous pirates you forgot luffy and red haired shanks
Oliver Hodes Who's thinking of One Piece right now?😅
What about the droid attack on the wookies
Well they didnt exist soooo
Eddie Johansson r/woosh
gosh darn it
~modern day Pirates use modern day weapons
"Shows a 100 years old rifle and a 60 years old rocketlauncher"
Look at me...I am the captain now
I'm glad they got it right: you drive a boat, but you steer a ship :)
which should i build
schonner: 6 years to build max 3 years min/power: (from a scale of 1-10) 4
brig: 9 years max 5 min/power:5.5 (depends)
frigate:10years max 7years min/power 8
man o'war: 15 years max 9 years min/power 9.5
What i'll say if i was a pirate....." Why is the rum gone?"
How to be a badass programmer.
no badass in programming
:(
+Petru Radu shhhhhhhhhh let this man live his dream
Yes please.. I thought I was cool :/
Reverse:DD is not
xD I wanna be a pirate but I dont wanna kill anyone I just wanna sail the damn sea
So, you mean sailor?
MonkeyPlayer I live on a ship. I have been for almost 10 years. I've sailed about 25 times on the ship I live on, that is not counting little boats. I hope u get to sail someday, it's really great.
Then join the navy
Arrgghhh, man, I have the same intention too, matey(friend)! One day when I become a pirate can we be mateys(friends in the pirate language)? Or I build a ship and assign ye(you) capitan over it? I have this 3 main motto(s) of becoming a buccaneer(a robber/pirate at the sea); Treasure, Danger, Adventure, although I will not have any source of income(because I don't plan to steal or kill), yo ho ho(hey), why dont we talk on private, discuss pirate? This is my email 'mjohn5864@gmail.com". Arrgghhh!
then get a boat
anybody wanna join the lagoon company?
I do
I was thinking of the virgina company
Count Roy the black lagoon anime
I'm gonna become top comment by replying to my self.
I
AM
REALLY
SMART
yes you are
I googled "booty" like you did in the video...
I wasn't disappointed.
how to survive being targeted by the mafia
Basically watch the How to fake your own death video
1:46 *”The code is more what we call guidelines than actual rules...”*
"Modern Day Weapons"
Shows a WWII BAR and a soviet era RPG-7
'If i download a movie in Jamaica am i Pirate of the Caribbean?"
How to be an assassins creed assassin
sniperhawkplayz also waiting for that one
- Learn Parkour
- Study Martial Arts
- Develop great marksmanship with guns.
- Study tactics of stealth ( There are books on how to be stealthy)
- Be in excellent physical condition
- Develop knife fighting skills.
- Get an awesome Assassins Creed Jacket.
- Get hired to be a contract killer
- Complete the mission and look awesome doing it.
Advise: Don't be an assasin. It's quite illegal.
Just wanted to say that I grew up on these vids and you guys are awesome!!
How to survive a (super) volcano eruption - EPIC HOW TO
How about, how to get away with murder. For educational purposes of course.
I need to know.
i think they already did that one.
yeah i need it just for educational purposes..... yeah.........i swear........
I love these videos. Especially when Joe cracks himself up.
how to become the most interesting man in the world
I'm pretty sure Somali is the official language of Somalia.
Yeah
Great job animating, Andy!
How To Be An Assassin
how to build a private security corporation (blackwater)
Modern Pirates: "Joe is a chill fellow, we shall leave him be."
how to survive in a house without WiFi
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Now i can be like Luffy :))
I'm joining the lagoon company
Really, then where can I find my self both Boa Hancock and a flare flare fruit?
Really? I get to find one of the "rare" elusive devil fruits? Yeah!
hahaha df
Brazilball, Lord of South America Drink water.
How to be a historian pirate
1. Build a boat or get a boat
2.own it.
Done
how to survive being homeless
How to catch Them all
Pokemon
^^no digimon
+Elise Piovesan Pokemon
How to look cool while hunting Pokemon
Old time pirates:
-used cannons and cannoballs
-used big swords that didn't really help as size didnt matter
-have giant beards and talked weird
-always got scurvy
Modern day pirates:
THE BLOODY NAVY OF COURSE
How to be a Power Ranger
Step 1 : Eat Guro Guro no mi
How to become pirate :
• own a boat
• own seaside property / island
• raid a store
• have a few kegs of beer
• hire some friends
epic how to become special forces
I dont think you can become the special forces
They did that already
Elic how to hijack a plane and fly it into space.
+Potatoking Gaming
1: That's incredibly illegal
2: That's is borderline impossible
3: In the slim chance you make it into orbit you'll almost certainly die
+Commissar Thomas yes, but that was the plan all along.
How to survive a tsunami
Swim
+John Silver I'm laughing so hard 😂
How about dont swim
swim, if you like getting hit by debris and swimming in lots and lots of possibly electrifying water.
Just become a "CyberPirates" its more easier than exploring the sea looking for victim, well probably.
Step 1: Get uTorrent.
There is no step 2.
How to become the joker
Noooo....Harley Quinn!!! I wanna be her for Halloween and I need to be in her mind set XD PLEASE JOE.....HOW TO BE HARLEY QUINN/MR J......PUDDIN.....XD
Lol that too.
sooo how to be a psychopath?
Anonimase Pretty much. More so, how to live life without rules in and not die.
How probable is it that atleast one person became an actual pirate after watching this video
How to get to the moon!
How to be a COP!
Rise in popularity through lynching black men.
Join your local PD.
2:09 Even pirates are more welcoming than Chauvin...
i just realized i might have an ancestor of a pirate beacause technacliy i was born in america but i am english,dutch,welsh,and french so um arrg... also i am german and native american
onepiece
Next Epic how to host Smosh live, congratullation Joe
How to survive a tsunami please
Swim
^ Epic How To: Swim pls.
I would want to join your crew
Well know I know all I need to to search for the One Piece, all that's missing is a devil fruit power.
assasin creed flash back.
how to be john titor
steins gate fan :D
El Psy Congroo
KURRRISTINA
john titor is a real-world conspiracy...
yeah I know,I always thought abd will think that he is legit, they even said that his time travel theories and parrarel universes were not proven wrong by scientists and they started to adopt it ,and the manual he provided is drawn as a real machine drawn by an engineer that they still dont know where it came from ,and what he said about the ibm 5100 was proven right after i think 3 years by one of the few 20 scientists that worked at ibm,he even predict some near events, so for him to be a bluff he must be an engineer (manual) who worked at ibm (the computer) who know about space-time and physics (to make the theories ) and good enough at social science to predict some event , or just he is a bunch of dudes ech one in a domain trying to have fun :p
"Modern day weapons!" As he holds a 100 year old gun
HOW TO SURVIVE TERRORIST ATTACK! THIS WILL BE VIRAL IN EUROPE....
THAT CRAZY MERKEL IS GOING TO RUIN EUROPE....
PLEASE VOTE FOR WHO DOESN'T LIKE IMMIGRANTS.......
DEAR EUROPE.......
You realise tou are still about 500 times more likely to get killed by a car right? Terrorists are an absurdly smal threat to your life.
Pieterjanvdhd Are you for real bro?Have even been in europe.Im only trying to save lifes here.Plus if he can make a video how to fight a bear.That is 10% chance you will find him (canada russia).Yeah he makes video about it.I think he can make video how to survive this.
reply if u no who edward james kenway
dylan _69 rip english
dylan _69 yeah from black flag
Ill have u no its spelt know
dylan _69 hi
The only reason I clicked on this vid is because I wanted to learn how to be THE KING OF THE PIRATES !!!(one piece)
how to survive homeless???!!!!
Not a single comment about the video so far.. smh
Hello my brother
+Sloth930 lol
including this one.(nice video by the way, good combination of facts and comedy =P)
I've posted one about the current condition of the series, does that count?
Y did this series end so soon
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